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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special The live shows. The Big Pot is back Monday,
the nineteenth of January. From fung Or, as some Canadian
conturas called it, Fangowy Fan, Gary Kengarreengary, Merry Christmas, you
(00:25):
filthy animals. Thanks to being my replacement office mates, I
worked from home full time, so sometimes you guys are
the only other human verses of voices I heard during
the workday.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, it's good that you're not, you know, schizophrenical.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Light of the Year ticked off a major bucket lis
side in this year by swimming with the humpback whales
and New Way. Now that wasn't even on my list,
but it is now. Wow, we've got a few listeners
this year that have swam with whales. Big fish, you're
getting dumped by a humpback because that big motherfuckers. Yeah,
that's like that would be unpredictable, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have no interest in it.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They're not they're not dangerous, they're not agree.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, but they're so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Swam with those whale sharks, but they're not Wow, they're
sh they're not redfish. And they're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Swam with a man to raise and someone's flipper kicked
me in the face and that was the worst part
of it. They were swimming to like get closer.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I swam with the dolphins. I was at a Japanese
cove and I was like, Wow, what are all these
dolphins doing here? And and then I just opened my eyes.
Everything was red. I was like, what the is going on?
I noticed that watering. That movie I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched that. I refused to go That movie
is horrendous. I watched Blackfish, and I like wept.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Cove is so much more heroing. Blackfish is so sad.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But after the Coved, I said and and then like
just say in silence.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, not for me. So this was Tanya's early birthday
present because she's turning forty in November, so she must
have seen this in just before November. You'reratulation recording. We
are in November, so she mailed, men have already turned forty,
Happy fortieth birthday, juiciest moment of the year. And went
on holiday with my husband and in laws and we're
all staying in one airbnb. One night. Harby and I
(02:08):
snuck off to bed early for some quiet. Sixty times
in the morning, my father in law starts asking us
whether we felt the earthquake last night. Fuck, he had
the journey inside up trying to find the source of
the seismic activity and report feeling an earthquake. Sorry, Pops,
that was me and your son making the house shake
(02:29):
with our sweetsweet. Oh my god, So he's still He
honestly didn't even have any idea of be six's crazy
that there was a rumble and he's and he's emailing
like info at journey. He's I think you've missed one.
You missed one.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The glass was rattling.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh that's you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Nosi.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Probably probably a spoilt house cat for the reincarnation there
cats winning traditional Irish spelling. I am I am her
Merry Christmas to the FBH tam herm and the Gerban
the creaky galley in Louise and also big sand shout out,
big sand, shout out, big sandw I imagine her best
(03:09):
life there. Yeah, high over the year was the life
of a show girl. Release that's we've got a big
sweat and our hands here and round. Carnation is probably
a frog because why the fuck not Ribbert second Ribbit,
motherfucking Ribbertah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It is the second front.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We had a toad, we had a toe, yeah, or
the same thing. Yeah. Brogan as in Melbourne and says
I am the co founder of a gin distillery in Melbourne.
Ryes wow, Okay, Brogan's way that I run with my
dad every year listening to the cocktail special. I always
want to send you guys over some tasty strawberry gin
and a cheeky cocktail. Nixt time you're in Melbourne, come
to a distillery door on cocktail.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But we absolutely we were always in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, we love that. Getting married in July. But watching
Hailey show Wild Flotters at the Greek Theater was a
close second for her highlights.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh that's nice, funny.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm funny and modest and funny and not never seeking.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I was skinny in April too. I shredded You're
funny and given it so.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Juicy's moment of the year was the drama that came
with the winning guest list. Oh do go on reincarnation
choice black beer. Everyone's scared of me and I just
get to eat honey and berries all day and now
I haven't had a half a year nap until they
shoot you because you've come too close to the town.
You know, skip shoot you. You need to skip to
get some some chow. Sean is from Houston, Texas. As
(04:26):
his Merry Christmas to my wonderful wife who turned me
onto the show highlighted the year would be herm and
the German Juicy This moment of the year, Hayley and
then something in brackets are going single maybe maybe may
reincarnation choice for Sean is an otter not wrong getting
another order a piggyback. I think it was a I
(04:47):
don't think it was. It was a I want to
believe that I.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Saw an who turned into a rocket and blasted off
to space.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Not a real it was real, be wheeled out of
the house, not a I.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Sean, Yes, Sean, I love wrecked Seawan's question, Yes, Sean,
for a time, I want to go to the is
that where the space thing is? Houston we have a situation. Yeah,
we've got a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Dan speaking to the Houston Space Center.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Did Houston we have a situation?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You biddy? Did? He probably said nothing else, but he
was the solo as a dad. Of course he was saying.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Problem situation is that situation used to We have a
situation Mandela effect there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's just like scary movie where it's to take my
little hand, not take my strong hair.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, we have a situation. We've got a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Both famous ques.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We've got a problem. Guess guess you're going crazy? You're
going crazy? Yeah, Houston, we have a bit of a
drug that would have been heads used to have a
woopsie purpose. Next Christmas, Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Yeah,
(05:59):
caught messaging from Auckland thanks to keeping me coming during
my daily drive, guys, and stand out to my two
year old who's listened so much she now joins it
on the fact of the jade jingle and thinks you
guys are my friends.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I reckon, you're only a few years from texting and saying, God,
I've got kids in the car. Guy, I know wat's
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
How I was supposed to explain that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Hoigh out of the Year is I got engaged in Japan?
Sounds more glamorous than it actually Wasn't much nicer than
telling everybody the reality that I got proposed to and
just my undies, it's if you reckon. He got down
on his knees and hoisted her up and said, Turkish power,
Surkish power, Turkish plow. If you are Turkish and have
(06:39):
a Turkish accent, can you please send a voice note
to our socials of you screaming Turkish power. Lovely, it
would be just to die for juiciest moment of year,
finally kicking out the scumbag who's been leeching off my
mother for years. She's nothing as satisfying as finally getting
to tell someone they're a piece of shit and you've
been holding it up for so long. You shouldn't say
that to your dad wants to leach piece of ship.
(07:04):
Remember to always check on your elders, as you never
know who's manipulating them behind the scenes. Seriously, though, that's
a good point. It's a very very good point, and.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
We laugh out loud about sometimes a serious man.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We get serious. We can get serious and the great
words of Kiki Palmer I would come back as a rock.
They seem like they got it easy. Kiki Palm is
the one that made out with the dude from Hot
ones Eh because he was like, they seen, who's your
celebrity crush and it is like Kicky Palmer. And then
she was like, I see you Sehorn. And then next
time when she was on Hot Ones, she's like, I
can't leave here without having a kiss, and they had
a kis and then I sing each other.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Does he have a partner?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
They no, No, he doesn't have a partner. He's single and.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Don't care shoot your shots twenty five.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Dan, and from Alma says dearest Flitchy Vornie and Hassekele,
wishing you a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and just
enough chaos to keep sprowl on the prow and your
junior and friendship stay strong, and your KPIs stay just
liken enough to still technically meet them. Yeah, I love that.
That is a good point. We don't want to eye
and the bonus is higher and you get razzle dazzled
(08:03):
by it, but it's an unachievable goal. A love Dan.
A reincarnation choice would be being reincarnated as that feeling
of that first sip of a refresher, of a refreshing
in the moderation winer if you indulge in a chicky
fridge stick really taking the saying I'm just in the
mood for a fridge sig bouring a glass of Coke
(08:25):
zero that I take the lid off because I like
a semi flat, freak zero super cold. I love that
fridge sig. Join us next time when we go to
rolly Ston, The Hook and California. A yeah,
Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special The live shows. The Big Pot is back Monday,
the nineteenth of January. From fung Or, as some Canadian
conturas called it, Fangowy Fan, Gary Kengarreengary, Merry Christmas, you
(00:25):
filthy animals. Thanks to being my replacement office mates, I
worked from home full time, so sometimes you guys are
the only other human verses of voices I heard during
the workday.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, it's good that you're not, you know, schizophrenical.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Light of the Year ticked off a major bucket lis
side in this year by swimming with the humpback whales
and New Way. Now that wasn't even on my list,
but it is now. Wow, we've got a few listeners
this year that have swam with whales. Big fish, you're
getting dumped by a humpback because that big motherfuckers. Yeah,
that's like that would be unpredictable, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I have no interest in it.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They're not they're not dangerous, they're not agree.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, but they're so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Swam with those whale sharks, but they're not Wow, they're
sh they're not redfish. And they're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Swam with a man to raise and someone's flipper kicked
me in the face and that was the worst part
of it. They were swimming to like get closer.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I swam with the dolphins. I was at a Japanese
cove and I was like, Wow, what are all these
dolphins doing here? And and then I just opened my eyes.
Everything was red. I was like, what the is going on?
I noticed that watering. That movie I haven't watched it.
I haven't watched that. I refused to go That movie
is horrendous. I watched Blackfish, and I like wept.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Cove is so much more heroing. Blackfish is so sad.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But after the Coved, I said and and then like
just say in silence.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, not for me. So this was Tanya's early birthday
present because she's turning forty in November, so she must
have seen this in just before November. You'reratulation recording. We
are in November, so she mailed, men have already turned forty,
Happy fortieth birthday, juiciest moment of the year. And went
on holiday with my husband and in laws and we're
all staying in one airbnb. One night. Harby and I
(02:08):
snuck off to bed early for some quiet. Sixty times
in the morning, my father in law starts asking us
whether we felt the earthquake last night. Fuck, he had
the journey inside up trying to find the source of
the seismic activity and report feeling an earthquake. Sorry, Pops,
that was me and your son making the house shake
(02:29):
with our sweetsweet. Oh my god, So he's still He
honestly didn't even have any idea of be six's crazy
that there was a rumble and he's and he's emailing
like info at journey. He's I think you've missed one.
You missed one.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The glass was rattling.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh that's you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Nosi.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Probably probably a spoilt house cat for the reincarnation there
cats winning traditional Irish spelling. I am I am her
Merry Christmas to the FBH tam herm and the Gerban
the creaky galley in Louise and also big sand shout out,
big sand, shout out, big sandw I imagine her best
(03:09):
life there. Yeah, high over the year was the life
of a show girl. Release that's we've got a big
sweat and our hands here and round. Carnation is probably
a frog because why the fuck not Ribbert second Ribbit,
motherfucking Ribbertah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It is the second front.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We had a toad, we had a toe, yeah, or
the same thing. Yeah. Brogan as in Melbourne and says
I am the co founder of a gin distillery in Melbourne.
Ryes wow, Okay, Brogan's way that I run with my
dad every year listening to the cocktail special. I always
want to send you guys over some tasty strawberry gin
and a cheeky cocktail. Nixt time you're in Melbourne, come
to a distillery door on cocktail.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But we absolutely we were always in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, we love that. Getting married in July. But watching
Hailey show Wild Flotters at the Greek Theater was a
close second for her highlights.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh that's nice, funny.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm funny and modest and funny and not never seeking.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I was skinny in April too. I shredded You're
funny and given it so.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Juicy's moment of the year was the drama that came
with the winning guest list. Oh do go on reincarnation
choice black beer. Everyone's scared of me and I just
get to eat honey and berries all day and now
I haven't had a half a year nap until they
shoot you because you've come too close to the town.
You know, skip shoot you. You need to skip to
get some some chow. Sean is from Houston, Texas. As
(04:26):
his Merry Christmas to my wonderful wife who turned me
onto the show highlighted the year would be herm and
the German Juicy This moment of the year, Hayley and
then something in brackets are going single maybe maybe may
reincarnation choice for Sean is an otter not wrong getting
another order a piggyback. I think it was a I
(04:47):
don't think it was. It was a I want to
believe that I.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Saw an who turned into a rocket and blasted off
to space.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Not a real it was real, be wheeled out of
the house, not a I.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Sean, Yes, Sean, I love wrecked Seawan's question, Yes, Sean,
for a time, I want to go to the is
that where the space thing is? Houston we have a situation. Yeah,
we've got a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Dan speaking to the Houston Space Center.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Did Houston we have a situation?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You biddy? Did? He probably said nothing else, but he
was the solo as a dad. Of course he was saying.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Problem situation is that situation used to We have a
situation Mandela effect there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's just like scary movie where it's to take my
little hand, not take my strong hair.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, we have a situation. We've got a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Both famous ques.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We've got a problem. Guess guess you're going crazy? You're
going crazy? Yeah, Houston, we have a bit of a
drug that would have been heads used to have a
woopsie purpose. Next Christmas, Merry Christmas to those that celebrate. Yeah,
(05:59):
caught messaging from Auckland thanks to keeping me coming during
my daily drive, guys, and stand out to my two
year old who's listened so much she now joins it
on the fact of the jade jingle and thinks you
guys are my friends.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I reckon, you're only a few years from texting and saying, God,
I've got kids in the car. Guy, I know wat's
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
How I was supposed to explain that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Hoigh out of the Year is I got engaged in Japan?
Sounds more glamorous than it actually Wasn't much nicer than
telling everybody the reality that I got proposed to and
just my undies, it's if you reckon. He got down
on his knees and hoisted her up and said, Turkish power,
Surkish power, Turkish plow. If you are Turkish and have
(06:39):
a Turkish accent, can you please send a voice note
to our socials of you screaming Turkish power. Lovely, it
would be just to die for juiciest moment of year,
finally kicking out the scumbag who's been leeching off my
mother for years. She's nothing as satisfying as finally getting
to tell someone they're a piece of shit and you've
been holding it up for so long. You shouldn't say
that to your dad wants to leach piece of ship.
(07:04):
Remember to always check on your elders, as you never
know who's manipulating them behind the scenes. Seriously, though, that's
a good point. It's a very very good point, and.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
We laugh out loud about sometimes a serious man.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We get serious. We can get serious and the great
words of Kiki Palmer I would come back as a rock.
They seem like they got it easy. Kiki Palm is
the one that made out with the dude from Hot
ones Eh because he was like, they seen, who's your
celebrity crush and it is like Kicky Palmer. And then
she was like, I see you Sehorn. And then next
time when she was on Hot Ones, she's like, I
can't leave here without having a kiss, and they had
a kis and then I sing each other.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Does he have a partner?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
They no, No, he doesn't have a partner. He's single and.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Don't care shoot your shots twenty five.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Dan, and from Alma says dearest Flitchy Vornie and Hassekele,
wishing you a Christmas filled with love, laughter, and just
enough chaos to keep sprowl on the prow and your
junior and friendship stay strong, and your KPIs stay just
liken enough to still technically meet them. Yeah, I love that.
That is a good point. We don't want to eye
and the bonus is higher and you get razzle dazzled
(08:03):
by it, but it's an unachievable goal. A love Dan.
A reincarnation choice would be being reincarnated as that feeling
of that first sip of a refresher, of a refreshing
in the moderation winer if you indulge in a chicky
fridge stick really taking the saying I'm just in the
mood for a fridge sig bouring a glass of Coke
(08:25):
zero that I take the lid off because I like
a semi flat, freak zero super cold. I love that
fridge sig. Join us next time when we go to
rolly Ston, The Hook and California. A yeah,
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