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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The live show and the big part is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I've made thank you, I've made us espresso mart They're
a bit flat because you don't have a coffee machine. Still,
that was that was.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Quite point today. Wow wow, just grow up so much
coffee but never at home. No, this is maybe I've
got the Italian. That's nice. That would have been the
way of the top one.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh, I'm not fucking around with that.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You don't fucking around with that.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Fucking around with that.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
With Italian. Well, it's not Italy, it's napier. Let's go there.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
For our first shout out for this, Sish Olivia said,
Merry Christmas, Happy holidays to you all, including Herman and
perhaps Sherman by Now, No.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
We didn't get Sherman.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sherman you've even heard and of course the Christmas willans,
which he had did.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
But I'm not saying we did. I'm not saying We's
rally some proof eat miss Fletcher.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm an ever listening to the podcasts and the laughs, brod
of my day. Thank you very much, along Matt continue
highlight of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Not a highlight, but I had to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
My partner really and truly does have a rock whizz
band name, does he? I love that They were called
Eyes On Everything and they won the Hawks Bay competition
in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
They never got to Nationals because.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
My partner, the screamer, too much of a rock star
and got kicked out of the band embarrassingly. He very
seriously still brings up when we meet new people by asking, Hey,
did you know I was in a band? Oh God,
Olivia breakup with my buddy?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
How long ago on?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
That's giving big peaking in high school energy? Yeah, twenty seven,
nineteen years, coming up, nineteen years?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Seriously, go be in a band now likes ban.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, I still love the screaming.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That would be cool, do it?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm in a band?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Or we didn't start the timer Haley's too busy. Gob
and Pizza.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I am gob and Pizza slutty too.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's hot two minutes. Thank you, don't mouthful with your eating.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I agree that Pizza Kawa from to Wronga says. I
want to wish you all, but especially Fletch all. The
joys of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Absolutely not. I'll be away when this plane is.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Highlight on Christmas, forcing your parents have Christmas early so
you can say hi and fuck off.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Highlight of the air, dressing up, drinking bubs, laughing with me,
best mate, till we wet our pants at the Hookozika Wilfers.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
My best friends here. We still win our pants quite
a bit. Ages you still do, still do his sisters.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Murray stop eating the curtain. Hey, by the way, when
those curtains are fuck?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I know, man, man, I know, man, but fucked. Who
can be fucked? You know with anything?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Feeling that man, feeling that man, who could be fun?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I can buy some new ones. I've thought about it
lots and then I'm like, I just fuck them due fucked, Yeah, fucked.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Juicy's moment of the.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Do you get sorry? Like? What about like a butcher's flaps,
like the rubber flats.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Plastic flaps, plastic flaps. I walked through some butcher slaps
the other day. They were heavy. I'm sorry, how were
you talking.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
About her like that? Whether they're heavy, we love them,
big small flaps flat.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I was walking into a butcher and the butcher had
butcher flaps on them.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She has wont to do. All bodies are different.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Door on the main door into the butchery, and.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
They were heavy, wide flaps.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
They were like industrial, Like one hurt me and I
was like.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh, like industrial flaps my nickname of high school.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and your rockets rock inspired by They're
real heavy, those ones.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Real heavy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Juicy's moment there from Carla for Carla from Toto on
a short lived, long distance fledgling romance that made me
feel live again until it ended. Started in Hokitik Dre,
I say at the foods fist, yeah, whilst I'm in
toe Wronger where she calls.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Home, ended in christ Church, when oh wow, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Some things are just not meant to last. They just chapters.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It sounds like you made a christ Church lad Pokitika,
and he moved to Toonger.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, I don't think he moved there. I think he visited.
You moved, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Then you visited Chrish Chach and we're like, we can't
keep doing this.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Reincarnation choice would be a goat. They get to eat anything,
climb random things, and scream bleep with no judge.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Not the first goat, not the first goat.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Next is Courtney, and Courtney lives in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hayleach had a long time. It's the first time.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Shout out requesta cook, Shout out to my little system. Magenta,
which is always the color that runs out on the
printer quickest, yet I never have you.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Like, what the where have you gone?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Cyan are plenty?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, a merry Christmas. You lose her, she says to
assist the magenta. Wow, okay, I hope you're enjoying the
thrilling Nelson nightlife while I'm out here in Bond I
live in my best life now.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's just quite mean.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Nelson nightlife is not great, having for several years, especially winter,
it just as dead.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I was just down there for a party and I
had a great time. It was propositioned. Don't shoo that
on the podcast anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I got lucky in Nelson when I was a young
a young man. That's right. You enjoyed that on a
Swiss ball. No no, no, no no no no no no
correct Swiss balls.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That was the girl that had her first lamb kebab, Yes,
her first kebab, I.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Said to her. We walked out of what was that
barkle the grumpy mole, and I said something to ate.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Do you want a kebab? And she's like, yep. And
I walked and I said what flavor do you want?
As we're walking over, and she said chicken? And then
I got the kebbab, right choice, and I passed it
to her and she said, what's this? I said, this
is a kebab and she said, I thought we were
getting chicken. Excus the chicken is in the kebab. No, no, no, no,
you thought we were getting a bachelor's handbag to share.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Before she's like, these are delicious. This was now, this
was a thousand and four. This was two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's a different time. But Vaughn held her up and
yelled Turkish pounder and that's of course.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You're only Turkish.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Wow. And she loves kebabs to this.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
So wait, you had a kebab and then you had
six Oh, we don't funk after a kebab. Oh no,
a log of food in.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You garlic and halluminium. Yeah, anyway, that happened. What are
we ragging on? Now?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
This is falling as a burrito. Theas got beans and
I'm not after the.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Beans sour cream.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But you're running the real rest. You're going to pretty
qutbooley not a problem. Yeahy do the hourly black Beans
and salcer.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, it's going to be more than that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Aren't going to give twenty minutes after black Beans and souls,
So that's you're going to be hitting enough.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, yours are so catchy, it's perfect. The tapouli do
the holy black beans and salsa. We're not having sex.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, just someone doesn't rhyme missing you, missing roasting you
face to faces him from across the ditch.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Here you're finally visiting sidey and realizing what you're missing.
Love your dork.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's a real scathing larvae hi Ye was hitting the
big three.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh, surviving enough disastrous online dates to write a book,
but decided to ruin the friendship and start dating my
best friend's cousin.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Wait, best friends dating your own cousin.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's illegal.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
From marrying your uncle.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh god, yes that story.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh my, someone some tea today.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We get some tea that someone was married they married
No they no, they married their uncle.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
They were with someone, and we were like, what couple.
Turns out it's her uncle and they are together.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Juicy.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
This moment of the year fairs while to include this
when mentioning a new boyfriend, So sols babes. Hopefully you'll
never hear this, but earlier in the I accidentally slid
into an American comedian's d MS post show, and let's
just say he has set. Wasn't the only thing that
killed that night? Oh and then again during a euro summer.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
We simply put in more details.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
How we find Courtney. How we find Courtney as we
search Magenta it's an unusual name, Magenta House, and we
follow last name. We find it first time, we find who,
then we find their last name. Then we've used Courtney.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
We American comedians a touring to Sydney.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
All of them Matt Rife, oh boo, fuck.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Okay, American male comedians Sydney.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I say we move on. Okay, We're not going to
try to find out who.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh reincarnation choice a dog of a single white girl
in her late twenties earlyies.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Sorry, just like the worst image of Chris Lily came up,
and really, if you could fuck that one of Chris
Lily's characters, who are okay the.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
One that rolled LaRue?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh my god, past.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh my god, Pat, you same.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'd probably do the South African dog Whisperer. You know
that was for like a later.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, that was brown. I don't know if you would.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, but luck.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Talking about being canceled Alex's next Alice from Duneda. Hello,
glad you've all made it to the end of what
sounds like a major year. Apart from Fletcher, who seems
to be cruising along having a great time in life,
I'm actually having a good time. Yeah, thanks for the
always reliable podcast entertainment. Formal request to police. Pronounced Rolliston correctly,
it's Rollston.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's not well, as we've previously mentioned. I think silent
like Gloucher Glo glose.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It's Roster. It's the name of my cat.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Everyone in the town also gets it wrong, but you
have a far reach to spread the good word. Merry Christmas,
Rollston's Rollston Reincarnation cats Because the pats and naps in
the sun, plus periodic episodes of craziness, We'll be back
see you next episode.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We're going to Hong Kong.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Baby,