Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - February 9th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network. This is for the Fleo
Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
To you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices. Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletchborne and Hailey.
Four minutes past six. We are today producer.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Lists unassisted, unattended, we un accompanied minors, we're unassisted living, we.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Are unassisted living. Anything could happen.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, Shannon are still away sick and carwhen's at a
wedding one of the three days? Yeah? That you want?
You want one of these three day weddings. I want
a wedding at all, full stop. Ever, never I thought
you just wanted the Indian wedding.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Sorry, yes, I do want an Indian wedding.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well aren't they three days?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Indian men apply with it? You are three days there
like a week.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
God, I could really see you tearing a part of
traditional Indian family. By the way, I think you've got
it on you. Same, I think you've got it on you.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
They're like, don't you bring her around here?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm like, super, what did you bring to contribute to dinner?
But some hash browns? And they're like at manor.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, that would be a traditional beef, Muslim family beef.
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Cows. Oh, I would, I would, you're apart.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm in charge of the so so's shows your media today. Yes,
you're just put up a question box. Okay, that show today, Yeah,
but I have a little video. What's on the show today? Today?
On the show, around seven thirty, we're going to cross
to the super Bowl ahead of the super Bowl, because
super Bowl Sunday in America today. Name the teams that

(01:38):
are playing Americans. The American teams, the American Seattle Seahawks.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
And the Turnip the Turnip brosn Kentucky Turnip Grows.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes it is. It's Kentucky versus Seattle Fried Chicken. Sure.
Also after nine this morning, John Aikin is in to
talk mass We love John Aikin. We love John, friend
of the show.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Friend of the show.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Did you know that you guys are actually not attending this,
But we're going to talk to John today in person
a few days away. It's taken out some of the
goals for lunch and we're going to have a good
old goss.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I love that likes. Tell John everything about my life.
He's going to fix it. It's maybe I should come
to this lunch. If he's just out there fixing line.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I just think he's gonna love my goss.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
He wants to go to a lunch, not a bloody
therapy session. He's not working John relationship the New England
Patriots in the Seattle Seahawks. That's what I said. But
we said the thrower, don't google super Bowl twenty sex
because that will actually rather than twenty twenty sex, and
will tell you the teams that played in the twenty
sixth Super Bowl, which for out of interest, the Washington

(02:49):
Redskins can't say that anymore. Yike the Buffalo Bills, which
is amazing that they last the whole game without winter. Yes,
the bubble that the top six is coming up fall
in Smith and there is a range of I don't
know if this is and have you seen this in
New Zealand or if it's just overseas. Dove have teamed

(03:12):
up with Bridgeton to do some body wash.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, emotional, Yeah, have you seen it? I haven't seen
it in the shops well.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Nine six nine six. If you've seen it in New
Zealand shops.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
She hit up that machine nine six nine sex.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
But this co lab is today's top six. Yeah, well,
of course the smell of Bridgington would be the smell
of the early eighteen hundreds. Yes, so I've got the
top six time real period smells.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh bridget shit, wow, terrible choice.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Olympics. Olympics are currently on. Will update you with how
the kiwis are doing at the Olympics bar there is
already scandal. In fact, did you see the American skier
had to be earlifted off because she had a had
a post or a pole or something.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Why are they sitting up these ski fields for the
Olympics and not removing all the true posts?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You know that sort of feels they have to they
have to ski around. Lindsey Vaughn, she copped. She's quite
a famous she's a famous one. So she's crashed out
of the Winter Olympics. Taken away. Did she hit it?
She had the slalom? Did she? I haven't seen a video?
Ouch well, well ninety six. If you're a cyclist, then
you've ever hit one of those things on the side

(04:22):
of the road in the country, you know, the reflective sticks.
Why would you hit one of those equivalent? Maybe you
swerved to get out of the way of an oncoming
vehicle and you cracked into one of those speed Well,
we'll update you with the kiwis at the Winter Olympics next.
Plus there's already scandal. Why does this Winter Olympics already
have a scandal called Penis Gate?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Fletch and Haley big pod.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, that's one of them. That's one of the how
do I do that? Well, our producers are away today
if you've just do wined us and we've got to
do all their jobs today. So that includes when I
said the sponsor, you've got to go into that comput
to program and te auctually it's down the side.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I don't see it, studio dashboard, browse liners.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
We'll do it later. Can you just mark that time?
A world word? We're just guys, you're getting a real
little peak sce. What did you just do?

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Animates anime making happy happen for people?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I see that, Yes, animates critics fourth to the tenth.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
We'll do it, do that later, maybe, Haley wickn Well, no, well,
probably do it now? Fine delivery Yes that one, well, now,
how can you I can't see that, Hale? Can you
do that then? Are you happy to take that? Because
I'm in charge of show social media. My friend, I
will take this do something funny and old video. Okay,
as it happens, Okay, great, all right, we sorted the winter.

(05:46):
Just watched the Lindsay von crash thatch w forty one
years old, already ruptured in a cl So she's skiing
on a ruptured a cl which is meant which probably
what lead to this incident, would you say, because she oh,
it's horrible to and then she's lying on the ground
like screaming in pain. Well, New Zealand won't have to
wait longer for a middle in Italy because our three

(06:08):
men's snowboard big ear finalists. We had three athletes in
the final, but unfortunately we messed out on the podium.
All right, yeah, exactly, per capita, per capital, per capital,
we do. We've got more snowboards than anybody. Yeah exactly. Well,
penis gate has popped up at this Olympics. Why athletes

(06:32):
injecting acid into their penis solid? What are the health
risks the World Antidoping Agency is investing. Where the ski
jumpers were injecting their peniss of hyaluronic acid.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
You put that in your face for moisture and filler and.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Stuff and my beard and it stops it getting dandruffy.
That's an acid that starts.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
With hic is often used for filler and stuff. That's
what the deal in your filler?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's wheak. Why do you want to Why does it
matter how big your wang is? It? The windter a
little won't effect it won't affect length, okay, but it'll
fat it up, okay.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Right.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So when they are injecting the hyerlinic acid into their penis,
it increases the girth of the penis and makes the
penis more prominent in a type ski suit cosmetic thing
to look like you no no no no no no
no no no. In an effort to keep the wang

(07:33):
off displayed, they'll give you a bigger sized suit. Now,
the bigger size suit has more surface area and when
you jump, you can create like the squirrel suitsgeous. Right,
I'm saying there's more surface area which will give you
more lift upon the takeoff. They want to say a suit, Well,
then I'm wondering the fat wang. Yeah, obviously the weight

(07:54):
of increase of the fat wang. Yeah, the lift is
more than the fat wang's drag. Now you have to
do your wang mats there. Well, they obviously have down
their wang mats. I don't know where we get the
bigger suit. It must be better for you.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
How much are you puffing up your penis to the
point we got to size up in a suit?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well, that's what's the larger measurement allows the athlete to
qualify for a bigger suit, which increases surface area and
can improve lift. Wait, I'm sorry, it's economics. Do you do?
You go into the Milan Winter Olympics office and you're like,
this is this is all I'm here in a huge hole.
I'm here and this is my sort? Do I pass
the test? And they're like, you've got to put that

(08:35):
fang away. It's massive size up. And then I put
on a bigger pair of ski jump sorts. So now
the little kiddies at home can't see it. Wang This
is wild crazy A. I just don't think. I don't
think i'd put a needle in my No, I don't.
I couldn't even It's like, you know all the fat jabs.
I couldn't jab myself, not in the wang go you

(09:00):
could go via fi. I couldn't do that to myself.
Even that I could go bea dick.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, you don't want to either if you're losing weight.
It's really not from there.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I thought it was initially because it was because didn't
a ski jumper or a Winter Olympian or an athlete
get frostbite on his wang? And that was a problem.
Cold wang's fatter wang is a warmer wang.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I don't know a layer of insulation.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You don't see skinny seals, do you. You don't see
skinny whales.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
You was some blubber around you.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
He was a blob around you, Willie. But then there's okay.
There is a Finnish skier, Remi Lindholm. He suffered frozen
penuts during the fifty k massive end at the start
of the Beijing twenty two Winter Olympics. The fifth was
he cross country skiing? Yes, so, because he was out
there for fifty k's and it was so cold. But
then you'd think like he'd have a marino.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
You get a marina to get a macpac marina around
that thing.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
So his penis froze during the race.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Are they supposed to suck up inside of you in
the in these.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm calling him out. He's a circumcised brother. No foreskin
would have kept him a little warmer. Yeah yeah, from
one circumcised brother to another. I feel this pain.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
So what are their Winter Olympics doing about this penis game?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
All I'm saying is it's a no no, it's so
they're looking into it. I don't as a technically cheatings.
So medical experts say this procedure also carries serious risks pain, deformity, infection,
sensory changes, sexual dysfunction, and in rare cases gangreen of
the penis, we call it the fletchhorn and Haley big God.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I am on a mission this year, occurb my spending.
I had a big, sort of spendy year last year.
I was healing some wounds, you know, with furniture and yeah,
stuff did it help? I've got a lovely credenza.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I don't even know what I don't even know what
that is. Sideboard? What do you say? Sideboard?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Because it makes me feel better than you and I
prefer to it as a credenza. You guys have you
guys have sideway?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
A sideboard that's a just a draw of drawers. I
thought your sideboard, I thought you were having a fancy
name for a bedside table.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Credens a long, multi functional storage cabinet, typically placed against
the wall in the dining room, living room, or hallway
to store dinner, with linens or household items. You're under
your TV. So what makes yours a credenza? Because I'm
better than you.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I've already said that because I knew the word fordenza
and you didn't, so immediately, my credens is better than
your sideboard.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I want a credenza you got? Do I have the
room for you? Just you both have? Where's my one?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Under your TVs?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
For God's that's a TV cabinet, that's a low TV
case cabinet.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Is your TV sitting on it?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, well you've got a big ass on that TV
and you've got a TV cabinet that you've got a
hold of your pases underneath it.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
We're the base of the Samsung TV sets, no wonder PlayStation.
I wonder you had a hole that you're needed to
fill with spending when you call things credenzas yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Know, desperate. It's a desperate move from me. But anyway,
this year, I'm I'm I need to not Okay, it's February,
It's not going well.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
He canceled. You wait the Save the Whales.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
It's the Koalas I'm saving and I refuse to back down.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Get rid of get rid of that. How much you're
spending on bloody Koalas.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I think it's like ten dollars a month. That's nothing
that No, I'm going I am cutting some things today.
I make you can do some life admiral while're doing
the producer List show. Because they won't tell me. I've
been like, get off your laptop, like where are your
carwhen you know you're not here at the winning.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Anyway, So this might help me. This is a.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's like TikTok advice, but there's a journalist who put
it to the test and it saved her in the
first week three hundred and thirty three dollars. Okay, now
that's good money I could give to the Koalas. So
this is called the one day rule for shopping. So
say during the week, like me, you kind of find
yourself at least once a day on a website potentially
going to purchase something, but.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
It clothes or you could put them on you and
you could see something.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
For your credenza. Yeah, exactly, something for on top or
within the credenza. Every day you're sort of filling that
shopping void. The one day shopping rule is you're not
allowed to buy anything on a day that's not your
allocated shopping day.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I think we're going to say on a day that
ends and why any day that ends in why on
and I don't drink unless it ends with the wy.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
No, it's so, say I would choose Monday. Okay, I'm
going to say Monday, because today's Monday and I'm in
the mood for a little shop.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, so Monday would be my one day.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
So on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I am
allowed to browse, but I know on those days I
shall not be purchasing. I'm allowed to add to cart
if it's one of those websites where you can't like
stays around forever, or I can write it down in
a little log or something like that, these are the
things that I want to buy, and I'm not allowed
to buy them until Monday or Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Monday, for what I have forgotten the day. I might
do Monday and Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
But it makes you pause and then you go back
on the Monday and you think about all the things
you're going to do, and that immediate sort of gratification
of buying it in the moment has often gone away.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
And so this girl added to her cart for the
whole week.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You can't totaled four hundred and something dollars, four hundred dollars,
and by the time it came around to her buying day,
she kind of realized she didn't really want that stuff
and only spent seventy.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
And also when you see everything added up, that's more
confronting than just buy these micro purchasing thing. We're thirty dollars, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's the thing?

Speaker 3 (14:52):
She was like, Oh, I'm going to spend thirty dollars
this day. I spend one hundred dollars on a dress
that day and twenty dollars this day. You're right, it's
like little things, and then you don't look at it
as one big thing. Whereas if you get to the
your shopping day and you go, I can't shop four
hundred dollars worth of crap.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
What if it's like a Black Friday or there's a
day and there's a big special.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Well maybe you would just move your day for that day.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You know, you'd just have right, Okay, so you just
had your Monday and then say it was Wednesday, you'd
be like, well, I'll just make it Tuesday or Wednesdays
your day. That you wouldn't want to do because Thursdays
when Brisco on sale that reades its sales. And then
Black Friday.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, but Black Friday, Thursday would be a good day.
You've got Briscos on sale. Black Friday often starts early. Yeah,
you know, so you could make Thursday your day.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Today.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I'm going to do Mondays my day because there's a
few things I'd like to buy.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Also, Monday's a great day because that's when everyone's healthy
and you know, they're like, just have salads today. But
I'm raining it. And I had a big fatty weekend.
Yeah you know what I mean. And that kind of
mindset where you're resetting your week. Yeah, recent week, you
might you might not spend as much because we said
it a Friday, you're going to play fast and loose
with that credit card.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Sat dere would be terrible because you might be a
bit dusty, you've had a little sleep.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Anything, nothing food or nothing essentials.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
You can survive. You were allowed to survive.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Right, but just purchases and our essentials. Yeah, you're non
essential purchases.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, let's see, we should check in next week and
see how you're doing.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Okay, so Monday, let's say I won't buy anything this week.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay and easy to sound. Why are we doing that?

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, Monday, I'm not going to buy anything this week.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
We'll come back next Monday and I'll have my carsh
of the week and I'll see what I actually want
to purchase.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I just found a lovely credenza. Oh yeah? How much?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Exactly does that end podcast network relationships?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm just uploading a video to social media. And if
you've just joined us, no producers on the show today.
We are looking after ourselves right at less. It's the
first time mom and dad let you stay home alone
and you've got to charge a cook on your own dinner.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, well Sam, how do you turn on the gas?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
And they were like, let's just make icing for dinner.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Water icing, sugar, cocoa and a Knober butter.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Please make icing. Did you guys eat? Ye?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Mam?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
We had icing all right?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Back to Valentine's Day is coming up? What's that Saturday?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's Saturday Valentine's Day and you might be thinking to yourself,
how can I keep Valentine's Day a bit spicy? And
I tell you what one good way? And I feel
like producer friend of the show six Olig just Morgan
pen would agree with us. A great way to spice
things up as some naughty messaging, you know, bit of.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
A bit of that, right.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Apparently AI is kind of taking away any of the
effort and allure of sending some naughty messages.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
To each other. I'm sorry, but if you're with someone
long enough, you know their baseline messages and you know
my problem, you know their personality. As soon as they
start outsourcing to AI, you're going to notice, yeah, yeah,
do you mean to take off your pants?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Long?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Long dash? Yeah, yeah, long dash, and then and then
do my mouth stuff long dash?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Hey vaorn, great suggestion.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
If you took off my pants, how would you like
to Would you like to go button first or lease
around my ankles? Here's some ways I've taken off pants previously.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, it's I don't know what people are thinking outsourcing
to AI. I know, so there's a few studies right there.
This article was based on one from the Kinsey institute
that does lots of like Big studies and one from Lelo,
which is one of those high end adult fun toys
they Lalilo Reports said that sixty percent of people have
used AI in their intimate lives in some way, so

(18:49):
that's whether or not they're getting some tips, you know, advice,
how can.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I what should I do?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
A little loo?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
And eighteen percent of them people have sent an AI
written naughty message as their own.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Quite low. Wouldn't that just be an instant turn off?
So we don't know, I know you would know.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
So that's that's one way in which people are using
AI in the in the boudoir is sort of getting
them to go like, oh, you know, I want to
send a spicy message to my wife and I wanted
to involve that, and that writes it up and they're
sending it off and then you My question is what
if the wife's then getting on chair and going, my
husband's just sent me this message, how should I respond

(19:34):
to keep things spicy? And then AI is just doing
their own thing, and then the husband and wife all
the whatevers.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
What I mean here, guys were boring stuff like make
me a meal prep plan and I do this many
calories like that's that's a the boris. It's not for
the sexy stuff. Come on, I know.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So they're saying that there's some benefits, right, So for
people that lack confidence or you know, maybe it could
give them the motivation to get started and then they
find their own way into it. But it's not a
replacement for real connection. You can't be just used because
then you're not You're missing sort of the whole bigger
point of sexiness, which isn't as comes down to communication connection.

(20:13):
So this I would say, this Valentine's Day, give your own,
your own little spin on it and see how it
goes right, your own message at least a cry and
write your own message play flee.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
From the fletch one and Haley group chat.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
This is the top six well bridget in season five
thousand's out and so are some bridgeton slash Dove collabs.
Do you think are we getting these in New Zealand?
If you If we do, no doubt they will be
available at chemist Warehouse. We know that's not a take off.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I'm actually just adding Vanessa's number to the Harry styles
and to draw. So just don't ousk me to tick
off anything right now.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
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for this dove, you can also get your Valentine's gifts
sorted with wyres Ol black opium fifty mil for just one.
Already done it this hour. We've done that. Tick it off, Haley. Well,
the producers are away today and everybody's very highly strung.
We are just tecking boxes.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
We have no time for genuine friends connection, and that's
what's stressing stressed with Admin.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Bridgie and the Sense whispering whysteria, Moonlight, Masquerade, love and
meadows and Raspberry Rendez Rasberry. Why did he say that
Raspberry rendezvous. Those are the scents that they're releasing it,
And I thought, that's not how the eighteen hundreds would
have smelled. The early eighteen hundreds would have smelled terrible.

(21:44):
He's a top six realistic eighteen hundreds. Bridget and Sense
in their names in at number six is poop poop
pots tipped out the windows. We're calling this ooh do toilet.
They just chucked the poo poop pots out onto the city.
The ppe parts will get chucked out, yeah, and the
pooper pots will get there was a guy that would
come around and collect the what a job, what a job,

(22:07):
shit job, shit job.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Literal shit job.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Number five on the less of the Top sex Realistic
eighteen hundred Bridgid and cents in their names is cold,
dust and smoke. Yeah, because everything was powered and heated
and everything was cold. And we call this one black lung.
It would be a rich musky aroma. Yeah. They have
a good charcoal exfoliating factor maybe to it. Oh, if
it was a body wash year, may have some little charcoal, yeah,

(22:31):
chucole asfoliation. Number four on the lest of the Top
sex realistic eighteen hundred Bridgid and cents in their names slaughterhouse, bone,
boilers and tanneries. We call this one just a lot.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yea yeah, just a lot of very hundred A smell
offensive and pungent.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, smell of animal products.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Number three on the list of the top sex realistic
bridget and scents and their names for the New Dove
range rats rats, rats nice. We call that triple R
black plague.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Black opium. It's black plague plague pending.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah. The rats. Number two on the list are of
the bridge and sense for the New Dove co labors,
horse manure everywhere. We call this one a queen a turd,
a queen a tur.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Very earthy, y, corny.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah. And it's everywhere. Yeah, you just can't escape. It's
just everywhere.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
It lingers in the room long after you've left it.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Does it sits and number one in the list of
the top sex Realistic eighteen hundred bridge and cents for
the new Dove Co. Labor's death. It's just death stink.
Sometimes people say it's dr the name is d it's death.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Liked your savage, Yeah, it's just savage.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's savage. Yeah, it's deal savage, not savage. Those are
the sense And that's today's top six.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Does that M podcast network plays?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
You just Fletcher showed me like one of the hottest
men I've ever seen in my life, Brian Whittaker, who
used to take Zara lass.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Look, you know I've got to follow on Instagram. Follow
on Instagram. I've already followed him for years.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Just speaking of Instagram, I'm in charge of the socials
today because we're producer lists. How you going. I just
probably need to put something up to keep us top
of mind. Oh, okay, so I might just record this break.
What about a picture of Brian Whittaker. Okay, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a good No, just put up them your banana
and put a poll up like we always look. The

(24:36):
state of my banana has been a poll on the
show too many times.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
And Shann will be gutted. You've ruined the aesthetics of
our socials.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Well no, I haven't had anything on the grid yet.
Doesn't mean I won't.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
We should red something today, we should read something right.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Well, okay, so you know, if you've just joined the
show for the first time, I'm Haley, the female of
the show, here to do the female stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
And what are the Kardashians up to so much? Okay? Cool?
And what about Tampons up there?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Still doing it?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Up there, still doing it, double person actually a great
tagline for a Tampon brand. Up there, still tamp still
do it, still doing it.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
No, So, if you've just joined, I in four weeks,
well three weeks and six days am taking part in
my first official.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Run and as part of that round the base around
the Bays, I'm doing that.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
In Auckland, I'm doing it as part of a team
and it's an eight point five kilometer run. The longest
I've ever run is tim k NonStop, and that was
I reckon. We're approaching ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Since then, we've had a one to two every now
and then.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I hate running. I've said yes to this thing as
sort of a motivator. When did I say yes to it?
Maybe three four weeks ago?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
What was was here? A man involved in this is
just the motivator. Yeah, I want team K Yeah, okay,
so you said yes because Uberby want to join my
team for a run.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And I was like, yeah, baby, I love running.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
This is for your baby.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Kisses for you at the finish line, puppy. And then
now I'm doing an eight point five. Since saying yes
to this, I had an eight week leader and it's
now four weeks.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I've done two runs.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Jesus, okay, the furthest being five k.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
But instead, so there's other things to get ready for
the race day. And I wanted to show you something
because I'm taking this very seriously.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Eight point five k is it chafed? Crame? Are you
going to shout a pottle of chaff creme?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
No, not chafe creme. I've already got chaff creme. But
I have trialed the short on my two runs that
I've done in the eight week Leader. One of them,
I was like, these are the shorts are where they
don't ride, no risk of chafe, and I've selected my
brazier of.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Choice, right, I think. I think for the next leading
up to the race, you've got to be three runs
a week at least least.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Should want to be today. Yes, well, this is what
I'm going to trial today. I've actually brought them in
for you to see because one thing I want I
need to be the part, but I also needed to
look the part. Wait a second, we've got no producers today.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
This could be a good social medcial media because I
just literally shared to our Instagram story Brian Whittaker, Oh
did you hashtag? If you know you're not great? It's
great because that's a reward if you're listening to the show. Okay, Well,
you guys, you know taking us in more than one way, Yeah,
taken off my kimono? Okay, Okaye, Hailey's doing a run

(27:34):
in three weeks and seven days, six days, seven days,
four weeks, smart, and she's about to show us something
to help with the race. Day now, So I'm just god,
what is not.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
For my eight point five k run? You know I
have bought a running vest.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Now you've seen these all over running, So Hailey, it's
eight and a half k's you don't need a drink bottle.
I'm gonna get I've got a little drink bottle they'll have.
That's round the rate on it. I simply shall not
pass our Sorry, stunning an ultra marathon. You shouldn't be

(28:17):
wearing one of those right, running the embarrassing? Oh what's
that in the pocket? Pocket? And I've got my running glasses?
I hate them, hate them, I hate them. I'm going
to say it all theyear, no idea. Yeah, that's sprowl
through and through. Right, I've got a little shippy pouch.

(28:38):
You know, I'm not going to stop for no water?

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
When are you getting this on social media? I'm just
I got it. Okay, the video was getting.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
A bit long, so running shorts like there. I just
sort of needed it.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
But you know, there's going to be a uniform. They're
gonna give you a running top. You know, I've got
a T shirt that will go under the vist like there,
there's no stopping. We don't need to stop.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
And I think the man that I'm trying to impress
by doing this eight point five, he's gonna see me
be like, man, she runs.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
He's going to be like, wow, how far is around
the basic.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
What he doesn't know is I've actually brought him a
matching one. So and then these little sippy pouches that
come with it. I'm going to put literal lights. I'm
gonna get some running jealous.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
You know, because you're running here eight kilometers you don't
need anything.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Could probably take me two hours. You know what do
you think I'm going to be stopping? Absolutely not. I'm
going for a PB because I've never run.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I was going to say, if you haven't run out
for five anytime as your personal beers.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
So I think this is the motivation I needed to
now actually get out and train for the run.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Right see in Northwest today? Are you wearing this on
the trainings? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Well, I've got to practice in the uniform.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
These glasses are great. Look how they do I do
like reflect the strips.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Look how they don't move.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, because I might be running into the night. I
could be that slow if I could start in the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
They close, they close the course by the end today. Yeah,
they they just tell you can you turn around? Is
anything on the back of this, No, just not just support.
How much puppets up hearing for the keys. Yeah, we've
got the cat head far I could hop things on.
There have my gels and here you could've got my
water sip.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
No need to stop, no need to stop.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Play it in Fletch one and Haley f Haley, stilly.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Little pool set.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool sailing, little.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Silly, silly little parl Today is do you wear headphones
while driving? That's not what you said earlier. No, that's
not what Fletch said earlier. Fletch Ship, it was. I
was before the new season comes out. We'll do that
again another day. That one sounds like a yeah. And
you see people and it's normally people with and I've

(31:03):
been one of these people with that dung a car
that with the radio didn't work. But I never went
headphones because to me, it's very dangerous.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
But you can't hear alert.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I saw someone the other day wearing like noise canceling
over ear headphones driving. I was like, that is wild.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I've done it once before.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I think when I was like in the supermarket listening
to a podcast and then it's got my car and
just left it on?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Was that podcast on iHeart radio?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It was on iHeartRadio on the iHeart app. I was
listening to Fletch Foot and Haley's Little bit of Pot. Okay,
fantastic little extra, but we do ahead of the big pot.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Great KPIs there? Guys? Shall I take those off somewhere
or they that's you take that done? Ninety five percent
of people said no. We had tenth over ten thousand
votes on us.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
We're very popular. Sometimes the studies that we quote.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Are significantly larger.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's so they're small now now.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, I mean weird significal years. Yes, got a humble
brag there, not even humble about it, just a straight brag.
So ninety five percent of people said no. Only five
percent of people said yes, So some responses. I'm sorry,
says Brier, but hit phones while driving is diabolical behavior,
diabolical especially now with the like my ones like that.

(32:20):
Any is the noise canceling You just don't hear anything,
and you're at the gym, you don't hear anything.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, no, you need to be more alert.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
And I don't worry about it. Keep driving. Jayes says,
I literally thought this was illegal. Is it illegal? It
should be illegal. I feel like it is. She's like,
I'll run a Google you run U or as she said,
like internal lights when your parents just told you it
was illegal because they didn't want the distraction of having
an internal light on. Clar said, my car has a

(32:48):
radio and a mini disc player for some goddamn reason,
but has no ORCS or bluetooth, so I just can't
a bluetooth speaker from my house to the car and back.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, I've U he boomed in my own car before.
In the radio, she said, she's got the radio.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
What more would she need than an FM frequency where
she could use that to listen to her local.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
She could use the iHeart app to listen to yesterday's
show if she missed it.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, great, cool, but Vorn, I don't know what the
frequency is. Ticks North to nine six nine Sex and
if you're in the north, Old South to nine Sex
or Chatham to nine six Names Island, Stewett Stewart to
nine six nine s Yes Island and tactic it to
nine six. Good luck spelling that. Yeah, we'll get all
of our frequencies to you that way. Now, it's not
explicitly explicitly illegal to wear headphones while driving in New Zealand,

(33:34):
but you do have to be in control of your
vehicle and if you're distracted that could lead to a
careless driving charge.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yes, right, you'll being clear careless.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Alas is not always. But if I'm using them cleaning
the house and then get in the car to go
pick up the shopping, I don't bother taking them out. Yeah,
they can just stay in in that way. My car
is my car is like my turn with the Bluetooth.
If you're on Bluetooth headphone and then at the car
star sucks it away, it's like me now, me, now, Yeah,
I'm the big dog here. But my you can actually
with my the AirPods. I've got had that one where

(34:09):
you can have the am environment so you can hear
people talk to you and your music. So maybe that
would work. Scherrelsi is only really, but sometimes road noise
overstimulates minutes too loud, so I need to cancel the
road noise. Sure enough, Kate, I don't have Bluetooth in
the Corolla. So if I want to listen to podcasts,
I have to use AirPods. Probably should be listening to
podcasts on my heart radio. Yeah, thank you. I used

(34:32):
to think it was bad to drive with headphones. Then
I flattered with a cop and he did it all
the time, so I figured that it must be okay.
Sometimes the police, it is more of the doers. I
do do as I say, not as I do. That
human as well are human When we have robot police
officers for us all ye fear for us all one time.
I can't had a major issue when I took it

(34:52):
to the mechanic. They couldn't understand how I hadn't heard
the part of the car dragging under the car. I
see it was. It was annoying, so I just put
on noise canceling headphones. Love hearing that sort of stuff.
Why we headphones when you can listen to zitim on
the radio and blast them tunes with the windows down
for all to enjoy this. Georgia. I'll just give that
a KPI CAMPI listeners helping us out with it with

(35:14):
the kpi sort of a circle jerk kpi there, and
we appreciate that Georgia.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
I don't know if that's the official.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
That's actually a business term. Is it circle jerk KPI?
So today's Sally Little Pole was do you wear headphones
when you're driving? A ninety five percent of you said no,
that's insane behavior.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Plays ms flesh Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Super Bowl Sunday means it's our time Monday, which is
right now? Hooper Bowl Monday. I don't think Moper Bowl works.
I'm going with Medium Bowl Monday. Joining us from Super Bowl?
The which one is it again? San Francisco? No, the
sixtieth v l V fifty five. I'm embarrassed joining us

(35:55):
from the super Bowl. There's Ben Harlem, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (35:58):
Benis glad to hear that you did lots of prep
to chat to me this morning?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I knew it was something. I knew it was up there. Wow,
the sixtieth Super Bowl. You were there. Now. We talked
to you last year and there was a lot of
hype because Taylor Swift and fiance were Yeah, he was playing.
But this year it just seems like all the hype
is bad Bunny.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Yeah, it's all bad Bunny. And I mean Cardi b
is playing the role of Taylor Swift today, So she's
going to be in the crowd because the boyfriend's paying
for the Patriots, so obviously that's a big deal. But yeah,
Bad Bunny is the whole talk of the town at
the moment. With the halftime show, it's going to be
a good one.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
And a rumor is that she'll join him at halftime.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well yeah, so that was the rumor this week that,
I mean, she's in the stadium, why doesn't she go up?
There's been a lot of talk over the last like
forty eight hours that Lady Gaga is going to do
something like they don't have a song together, which like
is weird, But like all of those degenerate gambling websites
where you can predict predict on stuff over here, there's
been like an influx of money on Lady Gaga coming
on the stage and doing something with Bad Bunny. So

(37:01):
like that's a musty TV.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Okay, thank you for saying it like it is too,
because those are degenerate gambling websites. You can gamble on anything,
you can literally bet on anything. Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
How long is it until things?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Sorry, no, you go, you go. You're more important than me.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
I was just no, that is a lie. But I
was just going to say in California, sports gambling is
a legal So there's lots of people just sort of
itching themselves and like checking their phone, just trying to
not knowing what to do as they're walking around the stadium.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Anyway, you go, how long.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Is it until everything actually kicks off?

Speaker 8 (37:35):
Okay, so about an hour away until the stadium opens.
I'm going to a tailgate where Teddy Swims is performing. Yep,
so that's the third name that I've dropped so far
in the last two minutes with you, and then I'm
going to go then going inside because Green Day are
going to be performing before the game. So that's that's

(37:55):
my Super Bowl right there.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Whoa, that's me.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
So the tailgate, that's that's where all the parties happen
right outside of the venue and people are having more
fun outside.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
You put the Becky of Ute down and you'll you
can take your ranger, put the flap down. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
that's exactly what they do. That's right now. Last year,
I don't know if it was because of the Taylor
Swift thing, but prices were insane. A price is still
insane for tickets this year. Prices are just.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
As crazy this year, so in terms of the get
in price to on the resale markets because you have
to sort of like know a friend who knows a
friend to get like face value tickets. So it's just
gone under three thousand Americans. So was that like four
and a half New Zealand five thousand New Zealand. That's
just to get into the into the nosebleeds. So I
thought there was a video of a Patriots fan from Australia.

(38:45):
He said that he paid like what like fifty seventy
grand for him and his family to come over and
go to the game. When people find this money.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Money from that's a salary, I mean, it's just some
insane with us, because we're not crazy, we're different.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I mean like there's some radio shows that go and whatnot,
and I remember us being like could we go to
the super Bowl and it was just we were laughed at.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
You're very like do you know the thing is you go?

Speaker 8 (39:14):
But I was just going to say the hotels itself
and the flights are just so bad as well, Like
it's not just the tickets to get in one hundred
and eighty dollars hamburger they're selling in there.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, well know how we're going to need to get
up that happened. I thought the ten dollars eating park
chips were or whatever they are, were bad.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
With exorbit Yeah, what's what makes us burger one hundred
and eighty dollars.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
It's got like it's a bone in sort of rivi
thing and it's a breosh bun and the bone actually
sticks out of the bun and it's apparently it serves
for But I feel like we'd be able to give it.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
A good shot if it were. I will say a
brioche bun is a supreme burger bar.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
You can actually get that from Woolworth's, you know what
I mean? Like, I don't need one hundred and eighty
bucks for ben Do you know where yours saying?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Like how close are you going to be? Are you
in the nose blades or you're a bit closer?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Oh man, I am in the nosebleeds on about three
rows from the back. The sun's going to be in
my eyes. I'm going to be using that like twenty
time zoom on my phone. I am right up with
the people because that's me, like all of us we're
all just men of the men and women of the.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
People, women of the pr It was just radio though.
There's really no money and there's no kind of Ford budgets,
aren't there. Yeah? Yeah, who's gonna found I check that
on our socials. I'm in charge of the socials today.
You produce no producers, raw dogging and just I don't
really know about the game. But who's going to win? Yeah,
that's what That's a great sports a sports SA question. Yeah, yeah,

(40:37):
that was really good.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Didn't realize I was speaking to ESPN Radio.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
But I'll tell you that not every mocking us a
little attitude there to be honest, Yeah, I don't. And
we're gonna have to find someone else, you.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
Guys, to justify the tickets.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Guys need to be more than a text right after you. Yeah,
we want to be respected next year.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
All right, maybe if you guys follow me back on Instagram,
maybe we could be.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Instagram.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Sure, Okay, Now, who's going to win the sports game
that we're talking about?

Speaker 8 (41:18):
The Seahawks are going to win because they've got an
Aussie who kicks the ball, and they've got a New
Zealand guy that's playing in the game as well, so
it's Kiwi and Aussie connection. So that's who we're cheering on.
So if you look out for number thirty six, he's
a Kiwi, cheer him on.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Go the Seagull, Go the Sea, Sea Eagles, Hawks, Seahawks. Bin.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
By the way, me, Flitch Vaughn, our producers and our
show already follow you.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
So just drop the editor and we'll see you next year.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Okay, Well, just as long as Fletcher proves my expense
for one hundred and eighty dollars burger when I send
it tonight, that's all fine with me.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, I think you are us all on an apology. Yeah,
actually we're not king up until we get a sorry
in Harlem Live from the super Bowl, A serious, serious
XM host, Thank you so much. We really appreciate it.
Thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Then, Podcast Network play z ins flesh.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
One and Hailey push to our socials you please, FeH
did on Instagram, I put up a picture of the
one hundred and eighty dollars burger that's at the super
Bowl today.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Great social that's had a great content on the socials today,
telling in charge that with the producers away really looking
to hit some some some KPIs and some pbs. Yeah, great,
we hadn't. We hadn't at all today. This is amazing.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Still got my running vest on, I still have finished
my breakfast.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
We're so busy. We are going to do a phone
in topic and normally the producers are here to answer
the phone calls. So if you if you call through today,
I guess I just pressed the button here and it
will be raw dog. Yeah, it won't be like now, Sarah,
what was your clothes on?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
And we'll just be like, hello, who are you?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I don't know? Yeah, but so definitely texting as well.
Nine six niney six, eight hundred dollars it in because
right now we're on the show, we should do shout out.
Sorry to interrupt. I'm just I'm actually across.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
A ruined the flow.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Sorry, really ruined that. Sorry, guys, I just without the
producers here, we want to know from you now on
eight hundred dollars at him nine six nine six what
is your clothes on? Turn on?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Maybe it was something you saw you like regularly gets
you going, or something you clocked recently.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Do you know? I'll go on, yeah, went out of nowhere.
A woman with her hair down, just like gets a
scruncheet and just like flecks that and you can just
tell it's business. I can't do that. I'm near ball,
but I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry. Sorry. I also
can't do it. Yeah, that's true. Don't feel too bad.
I actually don't feel I've got more here than you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, because I bought it.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
But you saw a man.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah, so a gentleman offered to cook me dinner. And
I thought, already on in this day and age, that's nice. Yeah,
that's nice. I thought that's nice, and I accepted. And
I sat there and this gentleman cooked me dinner, and
I keept like offering to help, and he said, no, no, no,
I've got it. So the whole thing in general, that's
a pretty obvious turn on. Right now, I'm like, this

(44:06):
is nice. I'm enjoying this. It was the moment this
man grabbed a pepper grinder and he kind of he
did this sort of angled it like the pop bicep
pop boom bomb, and he twisted it double hands.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I lost. I lost my mind.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I almost had to excuse myself to deal with this
because it.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Was not the food or anything else, or even the
way he looked or presented himself or anything.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It was the way he ground that pepper grinder. So
if the man was just that you didn't know was
at a restaurant doing that, you'd also find that.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
The way he did it though, Right, it's the double
hand and sort of like up and over, up and
over the meal and then like boom, bicep.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Screamy old Italian restaurant in Auckland where that'd singing Happy
Birthday was all go genas is it's all open, yeah,
but it's moved because they had those massive pepper grinders
and they do that. They knew what they were doing.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Shoulders are up, biceps. It was probably the most sort
of turned on I've been in quite a while.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Right, and clothes were on, and it wasn't like he
was doing something overtly sexy or obviously you know, a
turn on, just.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
An everyday thing that you do every day.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah, And I want to know from our listeners, preferably
text nine six nine sex could have got no producers.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
But if you really want to be on hereh one
hundred dollars it in. I've already got feedback because they
asked this question on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Did you put up.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
I put up a question, fan, what what is or
what was your clothes on?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Turn on? Get the ball, Get the ball, roll, get
the ball. Rolling my boyfriend and a gray fat and
gray fat pants and a black T shirt. Well we
know why because of the gray trade. He's being able
to raise one eyebrow independently of the other.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
You do botox has worn off expressions Back Baby twenty
twenty sacks.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Well that cost cutting really is cana isn't look at that?
Ye see that line Moms Rosie messages that in Moms
get to go on me and chopping wood. Come on,
that's the titles oldest time him putting on a cowboy hat. Yeah,
when you go to a hair dresser and they wash
your hair, I missed that.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah that and the boobs touch the back of my teenager.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Okay, bo see that's an obvious turn on. I want
your your clothes on?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Turn on? Backing a trailer. Yeah, okay, well you can
add to the list. Wait one hundred dollars at him?
Nine six nine six? What is your clothes on? Turn on?

Speaker 8 (46:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
I want to know what is your clothes on? Turn on?

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I watched a man crack a pepper grind a man
of self launched.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I watched our man any man crack a pepper grinder
over some meat.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I was a gonner. Okay, the messages in so many
men using chancels, Yep, this is therese are text messages. Okay.
When my husband pulls his tie off, unders the top
few buttons of a shirt rolls up as sleeves, I says,
four arm muscles, and he pulls me a drink. Likes,
that's pretty hot. I met my partner who was a
builder when he is renovating my best friend's house, walking
in and thought, damn, he's hot. It was the low

(47:15):
slung builder's belt with the hammer on the side. Yeah,
and the undy's popping up the top that said trad
e or Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't Tuesday. Seeing
a woman driving a large suv gets me going, oh yeah,
that's interesting. My wife mowing the lawns and a backwards
cat soun smart and sexy. There's nothing, there's simply nothing

(47:36):
sexy than what a shingle woman does some manual labor.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Oh my god, this is so harsh. Yeah, that is
harsh hot, Oh my god. Woman mechanics do you know
I did something? Join us tomorrow, Join us tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's a long, long tease. I did something over the
weekend that I think that you would have found quite hot. Okay,
now this is hot. He's a text message. Whenever I'm
driving around our town and I see my cop partner
driving around, I pull the fingers at him, and he
pulls me over.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I'd be giving you a spack right in. You'd be
over the bonnet and you get a smack. Oh, I
know you're allowed. Actually, well, she.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Committed a crime. She flipped off her.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
So she gets a smack. Quite a few messages.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
For guys loosening tires, big day.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
And he puts the Karen reverse left arm behind the
passage tunes head and revers doesn't the reversing camp. We
don't need those. We don't need the reversing camp. My
husband's a fencer, not the sword guy, the actual he
builds fences. Oh yeah, watching him work when he's just
in the zone and hammering nails and clothes on turn on.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
So the thing that's you know, not so obvious, that
absolutely gets you going.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Some messages in when my husband takes a work call
and his voice deepens a bit and he goes all serious.
Oh yeah, my fiance is a helicopter pilot. How amout
on visor? Down? Walls or wolves are? Oh yeah, wools
and woolves are. When he puts this mug in the dishwasher,
not just on the sink and the sink or on
the bench, man, that's a low bit, my bar gus.

(49:10):
My husband's a truck driver. There's something about him throwing
chains and strips to try hie down a load on
the deck and then just cranking that.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Oh you stropping a trailer.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
It's far apart boom backwards cap smash smash smash.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Weird because when I put my hat on backwards last week,
you will call me fred Diurson in front of me stupid.
Some other feedback we've had on Instagram. Sammy said, when
a man's reading, Jenny said, where when he opens a jar,
I can't open? Amy said, Daddy drove in the boat
with a backwards cap. That makes sense to put it
backwards there because the people the win and you'll lose
their hair.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Did you read this one about the kid's book?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
When my children were young, we're this book where a
little kid traveled around the world and animals from different countries.
My husband, it's very good at accents and could do
an accent for every animal.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Reason. That really got me going. What about with the
pandagon on, Yeah, panda had most human Chinese? What about
a Sumatran tiger? Yeah, gonna have a slight Asian accent?

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
What about a cow from India?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
What's he doing to the Bengal tiger? Well? How many?
How many? How many brown accents did he do? And
how much did that get?

Speaker 8 (50:14):
You?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Got?

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Plays? Plays? It ends Clitch and Haley.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Lucky ass New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Tonight is the Night Maths Australia Hit Sounds TV screens
again and I'm beside myself.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Seven pm on three and three now to catch up.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, but physically beside me right now. John Aiken joins us.
You're back, John, I'm back.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
I'm incredibly excited about this series because it is you know,
it's it's one that is very fresh, unique, and we
have a cast which is really going to confront you.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Did they confront you?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:51):
Well, I mean what we had this year, which was
very unusual, was we had a group of women, about
six of them and they called themselves the boss babes. Oh,
and they wanted to dominate the experiment, control everything around them.
They came for the men, they came for the women
that stood up to them, and they certainly came for
the experts.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Wait, so did they know they didn't know each other previously?

Speaker 6 (51:13):
No, Organically it happened at the Hens night. There's one
big alpha queen alpha that you're going to meet. You're
going to see her pretty much straight away.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Would have been watching too much Survivor or something real.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Look, it was something that I mean, we've had men
behaving badly in the past, we've never had so many
women come together en mass and then just look to
completely overpower everybody.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
See how were you outnumbered totally?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah. And of course what the problem
with that is that you then have a really.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
Toxic group dynamic that's going on, and these people are
trying to fall in love at the same time, so
it makes it incredibly difficult.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
It's very high school. I would say, Okay, wow.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
It's terrible for you. I'm sure on your day to
day you know, dealings well, filming great television.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
You put down, you have to put your foot oh, yeah, yeah,
some of them.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
A number of them said to me, listen, John, you're
just another man trying to silence a woman.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
They reverse yeah, and then they'd say, and they often.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Say this, they go, John, I'm just a girl's girl
and I'm going to speak my truth. Oh god, So
you're going to see them really that there's no insight.
They're very defensive and they come at your heart and
there are times where you're just like, you know that
those dinner parties, they they are hectic.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
We've got a couple of narcissism. Feels like there might
be some narcissism and the people that are pretty high
on themselves, this is a past. You know what. The
funny thing is that none of them know why they're single.
So but you're going to handle me? Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Why are people not falling in love with mestand's unbearable?
So that that is a fantastic storyline. I think one
of the big themes is when is it appropriate to
be honest to someone and when is it really.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Disrespectful and toxic?

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Yeah, the language that is used on this show at
times is really low ranked.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Because of course, like we love women. I know, look
we've even got like trashy people take their own downfall.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
But we love to see women, you know, taking power
and claim I would never imagine you would even be
against there. But it's when they switch it and kind
of whipanize it right, and then all that.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
And then and and sort of try and explain it
as just speaking the truth when we know that actually
that's just being really cruel and unkind. So that is
one of the big storylines. Another one is that we
have a first bisexual woman on the show.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Show.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
She's glamorous, she's a fashionista. She says to us, John,
I don't care who you match with. Man, woman, just
surprise me.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
So I'm sorry, this isn't a restaurant.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Yes, and so what you're going to see is her
walking down the aisle, not knowing whether a man or
woman is going to turn around.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
What do you prefer? And it's really compelling, John, this
is so.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
This is season thirteen.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Yes, when you experience something like what you're describing to
us now where they are coming for you, they're coming,
is it even part of you that's like I'm out,
I'm done now.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
I find it really exciting, Like after thirteen seasons because
unscripted is unpredictable. You don't know which way it's going
to go. But every year it's different because of the cast.
And I have this front row seat. Yes, you know,
I'm fifty years old. I don't spend time with twenty
year olds except for four months of the year when
I'm you know, on maps and I'm listening to them

(55:05):
and their way of running relationships, and I get to
see every year how it's changed. So these boss babes
that that is a substant of people out there that
are dating. Now, are you losing faith? Well, I mean
I've got to say. I mean I'm happy that I'm
married and I'm not in the dating pool.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
But because you know, I'm single for the first time
in fourteen years since I was twenty one years old
on the apps.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
That is big. It's tell me about it. What's your experience.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
My experience is it's a mixture. It's a real split.
I've met a lot of men that have become very modern,
have incredible communication skills that are very mature, that are
very light communication forward.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
You're not on mass you have conversations before you even
have your first date about safety and consent and all
these things. I was like, Okay, and you have the players,
the man children, and like the ones that you're like
the ones.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Yeah, then I'd better give you a proper cocked meal and.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Do you need any washing?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Don making them all meals?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
John?

Speaker 6 (56:18):
I mean, I love I love hearing that breakdown, because
that's what I find when I'm talking to these different participants.
Every year they give me these insights, and a number
of them said to me this year, John, I find
dating so incredibly difficult because they come across a lot
of man children. They are looking for transactions and sex.

(56:40):
They're not interested in commitment. And I'm coming on your
show because at least they could stick around for ten
weeks as opposed to one date, which is kind of
telling you something.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, oh god, John, I cannot wait, can you?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Because obviously we've got all this drama and this whole
boss babe storyline.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Is there a link of his love sweetnesses.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Which is amazing In that hectic, toxic environment, you do
get some great love. I would also say, as well,
we've got this woman that you're going to see who's heavily,
heavily influenced by TikTok and she looks at relationships in
terms of blue and pink jobs.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Are for me. I'm aware of that.

Speaker 6 (57:23):
I wasn't, so when she said, I said to her,
what sort of guy do you want? She said, I'd
really like a guy to make me feel baby pink.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah right, And I didn't know what she was talking about. Yeah,
And I said, well, what sort of guy would do that?
And she said he'd have to be blue?

Speaker 6 (57:38):
And do we know what, no traditional old Yeah, So
that color coded relationships. And so if you go on
TikTok and type in blue and pink jobs, you're going
to get thousands of women talking about how you know
they want a man that's blue, that is diy, that
will take the rubbish out, he will make the firm.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
From my care and I want to cook his meals
and wash us underwear and rub his shoulders.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yes, you will have a treadwife, light kinder. It's just
another version.

Speaker 6 (58:12):
And this person on the show, she bounces in in
a pink outfit and says, I, you know, I'm all
about being pink.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
And so we had to go and look far and
wide for a guy that was blue. I mean, great,
when you want to do a home rento and you've
just built a up. You brought an old vella and
it needs some new wiry. It's gray, I'm pink. I
want to put your colors. You're blue.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
I want you to build the walls. I understand that.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
And she talks about it in that very way.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Yeah, and she also grew up fantasizing about Disney and
fairy tales and being a princess.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
So just a fascinating sort of person. I think this
is single handedly the greatest teas for a season of
Mass in the history of Man's Australia.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Sure, unbelievable. Now I don't we're having I'm actually having
a that lunch with John and I can't wait to
get some Offia gossip.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
You can call it therapy if you want.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Well, I've written a small les.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Was asking if you do take questions during the lunch,
you know, therapy light you will go anywhere rather wants
to take it. I'm there. Yeah, because love was dead
last year. But we may be pulling a fat uie,
you know, love is. But there's always there's always a chance,
there's always a handbreak.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
So tonight, new season of Mass on three seven pm.
And if you're not watching after that, I don't know
what you're doing. Johnny can thank you so much. Can't
wait to have lunch with you.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
That's what it's going to be one of my highlights.
Thank you guys for having me in here. Seven o'clock tonight, Yes,
I get away nixt On the show, Haley had her
first garante sale. How did it go?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
I'll tell you next?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
M z M podcast Network play z m's Flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
If you joined us.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Last week, I announced that I on a whim kind
of was going to have a garage sale, and I
think it was the Monday, and I said, right Sunday,
we're having a garage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Sale for the first time ever, first time ever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I have made the terrible decision to renovate my garage
converted into an apartment for my parents because I don't
want them one wall away from me anymore anymore, just
for personal reasons.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Living with your parents is going great, then do you
know what it actually is? Ninety five percent of the time.
The other five percent is when I'm trying to do
you know, And five percent of your waking hours are
dedicated to what are you listening? To well, no, I'm
doing social media, guys, I'm doing it all. A picture
of us with John and studio. I'm sorry it uploaded
and went back to the main screen. I apologize. We

(01:00:42):
are really all two hands in it. It's all hands on,
Dick because our producers are away.

Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Yeah, anyway, So Sunday, yesterday, it was the day and
I put up my signs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I'd gone out and on a long week hand at
them on a long weekend. I was a little worried
for you, to be honest, and some.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
People did say to me, a lot of people gone away.
You know, you might not have the turnout that you desire.
And obviously, like I on my socials, I didn't want
to put the address because you'll be weird sometimes, you know.
I want you sniffing, sniffing up my driveway trying to
have a little luki poo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah, I think nobody's coming up your driveway with all
the nails on it. Yeah, you spoke at tire, You've
spoken a lot about the nails.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
I've found a lot more actually over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Anyway, So signs are up, we set the alarms nice
and early.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
We open up the garage.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Mom and I have worked our butts off, displaying everything,
steaming all the clothes, everything's in little areas and everything
and whatnot. Mum's got the shoes laid out size to
you and only sorry yep. And Sunday comes about, and
so nine to one was the time that I'd set
for it on the signs. And about eight thirty I

(01:01:51):
start getting quite nervous, kind of like a child. What
if no one comes, you know, what if no one turns.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Up to my party?

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Yeah, very very nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
I've got music going and everything like that, had the
fan and the garage, and then eight fifty punt a
number one turns up early, eight fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I'm surprised they waited that long garage sale. People love
turning up early. You told me this, so we were
ready to go. I would have started at eight. Garage
salers are up to get the early bargains. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I think maybe I started too late. Yeah, So eight
fifty she's up the drive, lovely, lovely lady. She comes
as a small cruise, she leaves, doesn't buy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Anything, and I was like, well, this whole thing is
a dart. Nine am on the dot. I want to
say twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
People turn up. Wow, okay, wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
The first lot is this couple. The woman walks in,
she goes, how much for the bird cage? This was
my big ticket item. I had this wooden antique bird cage.
Nowhere for it, It's got to go. And it was
her lifelong dream to find one of these very things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Well I would have instantly said one thousand dollars cool,
that's ridiculous, what's her lifelong dream.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
No, we did a bit of back and forth and
she sold it and it was immedia.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
And then suddenly that couple in particular buy up all
my big ticket items.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
They are there for an hour and they end up
buying so much they had.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
To back up their van. So they've got a house
full of crap like you. Yeah, crap collectors like me
vintage yeh? Or do you think they have a shop
where they sell things.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Maybe they got bargains. By the end of the day,
Patsy and I were basically giving stuff away. We were
doing and really trying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I came late in the day. They really tried to
get Nan takes some stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Yeah, Mum tried to gilt Vorn into it. Had to
turn around, come back and have a look around.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
She said, I can't believe you're leaving empty handed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
And I was like, yeah, we have all turned up
with the girls to have a little snoop around a
little carouse.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
But it was really busy for a period of time
from nine till ten. It was like all go meat,
great anything, people trying stuff on them about the rude guy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
So Mom set up this little dressing room aria. The
women were faffling the fashion like the girls made out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
There was one woman she was amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
She had a gastric band surgery and she didn't want
to spend a lot of clothes because you know, her
body was still changed as she came out. She was amazing,
she was beautiful. Gave her a pair of unworn shoes
for twenty It was great, right, it was all going well.
Then so there's all this energy, female female energy. You know,
me and Pantsy we're in our We're in our absolute element.

(01:04:16):
Then this guy goes who's selling here? This old guy
who's selling here?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
And I was like turned around. I was like, oh,
that's me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
This is my garage sale. And he said a lot
of check going on. How much for the toolbough? I
had a tool section, complete dud section. By the way,
no one wanted my Brokenhe was taped together with duct tape.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
She was selling because I'm in Milwaukee. Milwaukee. Yeah, I'm
a dual guy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
I'm Dwalt now, but I was previously rob house I
did and it was taped up and all taped up. Anyway,
He's looking at a Stanley toolbough. So he goes, who's
selling here?

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
My turn?

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
A lot of chat going on. How much for the
so he kills the mode and I looked at this
toolbout good, condish, good, sturdy, professional toolbout. I said twenty bucks.
He goes, oh, walked out lift.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
It's the rudest.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Customer I had.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
It was unreal. Wow, yeah, I know. But anyway, the
whole day was an absolute success, to the point where
I'm going to do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
I had such fun. It really tickled that social butterfly
in math. We worked the room pats, you know, I
will say. At one point my friend who was there,
tottled off to the shops, came back with two bottles
of prosecco eleven am. We cracked those and I reckon
buy two PM.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I was a bit drunk. Yeah, I was going to say,
how much did you eat into your profits?

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Do you know what though?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
My first, my first garage sale ever. End of the day,
take my own kitty out of it. Yep, I made
one thousand, seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Not bad for a Sunday. Not bad. But you did
say you sold a pair of unworn shoes twenty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I saw a pair of Doc mauntains photography.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
We're not looking at how much she paid for all
this stuff versus seventeen I was. I was about to
bring you back down to earth. Oh, the loss is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
The z N podcast networks Sure Real plays z Ens
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Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
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doo dooo doom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
This we expected the day. Fame is chess? Oh okay,
the game of chess eight by eight?

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Sixty four squares? I don't like chess. I relearned how
to play last year with a friend. And that were
you trying to impress a boy again? It was a boy? Really?

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Is I do play chess, She's teach me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
And then I was like, this sucks so boring, do
you know what I mean? Yeah, just play Monopoly, Yeah
play I mean it's not as good as like Grand
Theft Auto Sex, which still isn't out. But you know,
someone was second dying and they gave them a go.
You should just say that you were. It was second dying.
They got to go on surely finished it like a glitchy.

(01:07:16):
It was like a dying wish.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
This was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
This was like ancient you know, mess mesopotomia chess. No Mesopotomia.
Isn't that where Iraq and stuff is now Persia Persian Empire?
Like this was this was the grand theft auto sex?
Right chess? Chess? Chess was their grand theft auto sex?
So have you got I can't find Okay, don't worrybout

(01:07:39):
man dying kids. That's such a weird thing to do.
If I was, If I find out I'm terminal, I'm
definitely riding to like whoever's in charge of Star Wars
and like, look show what you got, man, I'm dying.
Can't get at least a thousand nerds trying that on
every year every kids not forty four year old men. Okay.

(01:08:01):
In January twenty twenty six, reports service that Rockstar Games
granted early private access to Grand Theft Auto Sex to
a terminally ill fan in Canada. How old was it
wasn't a teen year old? There's a wild inappropriate game.
The decision followed a viral playmate on LinkedIn by the
fans relative who is a developer at another games company,
and so, yeah, they made it for connection. They made

(01:08:23):
it happen. Apparently he was given a twelfth six or
twelve months to live, and they're obviously like, you're not
going to get that game out because playing it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Forever, even if it is a kid who cares for
Crops's brain is going to die if he becomes some
more monstrously.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
What's the whisk happen? So for cheers, slip brand theft
or a six week guys, let's get this ship back.
The channel were doing a whole week on chess. Yeah,
are you sure? This could be the new calendar week?

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Could be it's giving big calendar vice.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Okay, so today's fact of the day for Chess week.
As the Queen wasn't always the most powerful piece on
the board, well, she does nothing. She just stands there like, hey,
now the king is the one that's saying, how protect me?
The queen's the badass. Whether they're going a diagonal or
straight around the queen, no checkmates of the king. Do
you want to impress a boy or not? I wasn't

(01:09:14):
listening by the time we were playing. Oh, the queen
wasn't always one of the most powerful pieces. It used
to be one of the weakest. It could only used
to move one square diagonally. Sounds like someone had a wins,
but it was also it wasn't even the queen. Originally
it was called visa, like a royal advisor. In Persian

(01:09:35):
and Arabic chess, it was furzan, which is still a male.
It's the male advisor to the king, right, so I
has to stay close to the king and didn't have
much power without them. So in medieval Europe in the
fifteenth century, they transformed it into a queen and she
gained rook bishop brook and bishop movement. And they think
it's because, as you say, there were powerful queens. Yeah,

(01:09:57):
there were powerful queens coming through in Europe in the
time Queen Isabella of Castile, who went on to make soaps.
She was a powerful monarch, and she was like, hold on,
where is the queen on the board, and why isn't
she a shit kicker? So the queen became the most
powerful range of movement feminism on the board. So feminism's

(01:10:18):
affected the game of chess. So today's fact, today's grand
theft are we're committing to a week of cheers?

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Can we do board games week? You know, just to
broaden it out, it's just cheers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I was writing the facts, I was like, these are great,
hate them?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Switch halfway through that picked up his phone. That's not
usual for him. I'm sort of yeah, I'm looking at
feedback on the machine sex nine sex with feedback anytime devices.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Giving big calendar vibe, Oh my god, so boring and
snooz the clock. Yeah, I think we should pivot to
board games hair Listening to.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
The people now, the producers aren't here. They would say, vorn,
we're not doing a full week of this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Change here. Who wants to hear more on chess? Nine
six nine sex points for effort and that's it. Somewhere
you like us to pavot to board game week.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
You can do, you could do, could do monopoly you
could do scrabble, you could change operation. I don't know
something about like how it was more chess literally anything
else though?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Was the second chess is sweet? So our calendars? Thank you?
Two ticks against like eight, keep the chest, eyes and
board vorn If this is what I would describe interesting,
Hell yeah, keep chess more chest, No, i'd say, I'd
say it's a perfect to board game week to be honest, Pawn,

(01:11:41):
I hate Chest, but I like you. Okay, so tomorrow
joined me for more chest. Fact of the day, Day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Day, Day day did the z M podcast network.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
Plays ms flesh Born and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Lane Way was Friday Thursday? Refuse to believe it? Yes, Thursday,
that's right, Thursday we worked and then we lane Wade. Yeah. Man,
but today I like when you make it. You know,
when the Friday night's a big night and then Saturday
feels like a Sunday. But then you got bonus Sundays summer.
And this was like that times too, because it was
a long weekend. The weekend felt so long. It was

(01:12:36):
love And by the way, is let me just open
this up. Fifty two days until Easter glorious? It's glorious,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
That's terrible news for me. I've got so much to
do before then.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Because they're not going to it, we should make it.
So Yeah, so you've got to write a whole new
comedy show by then. Oh okay, Well it's great news
if you're looking forward to Easter. Unless you're not looking
forward to it, then maybe panic. Well one of the
I came out of retirement for Laneway. Yeah, I had
a hell of a good time. And you won't hear
me say this very often, but the music wasn't loud enough.

(01:13:10):
Oh my god. Yes, Roan was enjoyable. When she was singing,
I couldn't hear it down. I think I went we
were off to the side and they didn't do sight
angled speakers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Why not for an outdoor vinue. I've had that before
in an outdoor concert and if you're not in the
path tunnel of the sound. Yeah, we were like Billy
hear She was so great though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
She was very I'd say, I would say when Bennie
came out for Role Model, people were a bit like, yeah,
because Bennie was already there. She's one of my favorite
New Zealand artists. But I just felt like she was
already there, and like it just felt like maybe we
could have got a Bresco Wiggles.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
I saw that, I was like, oh yeah, they should
have done a funny one as Susie Cato a Brisco's Lady, Ye,
Susan Poor, Oh yeah, Hilary Hill's Bears women, sod Shoulded
sprowl one of the Hailey sprow could have been Sally

(01:14:09):
Cramge and the crowd would be like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
God, whatever, I'm just gonna work to the noise stops.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
And people be like, that's crazy how they get.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yeah, all the GenZ will be like, who the hell
is there?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Said Chubby Chuck up there, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, chunky
old woman up there, she's just dancing like a knee hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Okay, but guys, seriously, there was some dodgy food at
Lane Way and a lot of people have got sick. Well,
the lines to the food trucks meant I didn't eat
the entire time I was there. I know, the lines
lines was insane. From what I've heard, the Booze operation
was a bit smooth flowing this year. Yeah, it was
the food trucks. I mean, there were lots of food
trucks there, but the lines were crazy. Yeah, but one

(01:14:59):
of the food trucks, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
name and shame because saying it's not there, they've come
out and said that they don't believe it's s I
don't believe it's then, but apparently one particular food drug
dout out a little bit of food poison, a little
bit of diarrhea. One woman said she was unable to
do anything the following day after experiencing the worst diarrheas
had in her life. Now for some reason, for some reason,
she wasn't willing to put a name beside that comment. Yeah,

(01:15:20):
I personally would love to seethen but the worst cramping
all day have to eating their food somebody else. Right. Well,
A third said, you've been suffering, right, Sometimes it's nice
to see it lose a couple of cages.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
So you know, i'd say this time of you, I've
got to callin oscopy next week, and I'm like excited.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah. Yet, that's just our upbringing in the nineties and
two thousands. It's our top it's.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Our culture that we love to feel a bit hollow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Yeah, I love to feel properly hollowing. It's just the
detos that flash. But it is funny when this happens.
I mean, it is obviously not great. I was just
recounting to some friends the other day. Remember the great
Eskimo Joe oyster debacle with their single from the Sea.
It was a in two thousand and four and five.
There was an Australian band called Eskimo Joe Well you

(01:16:09):
should bring up and they had a song called from
the Sea, and the record company uh delivered to the
radio station large boxes of oysters. Yeah, my love on ice. Well,
everyone that had a single one of those, I'm just
going to I have pressed on the Family Plan or
something the Family Plan.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
I'm not playing playing the produce.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Chick out our socials if that makes no sense, all
the plug they're back for the socials on social media today. Yeah,
this is this is the song from the Sea by
Eskimo Joe, which will forever just have for me memories
of just both ends, just just all week in. This
is flitch Abstained, which is I've now grown to lom

(01:16:58):
all we love oysters? Where probably of this for good
ten years? Yeah, that's how bad it was, and so all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Radio prisoners around you, bra ziling to would received.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
This well was particularly taken because there was so many
oysters were just plumped in them. I think they was
just the left a few days the career took the
hot route. I don't know everybody. Everybody that ate those
oysters was violently blaster. But and that is a question
we want to ask today after this layway food truck
food poisoning incident, when did everybody get sick? Like you

(01:17:29):
hear of this at I want to hear if you
were ever stuck on one of those gastro cruises stro cruises. Yeah, yeah,
what is that virus? Noura nora viral nouren nouren virus nor.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Watched the doco on that Pooh cruiser? Great, I watched
it was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
All the power went down and people slip in the
halls because it was hot ship and every wind the
toilets was running downs running.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
What was it doc called for the food cruise? What
it had a very funny.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Title, train wreck poop Cruise. It was one of those
train wreck ones pop c very funny. I love that well,
I mean funny to laugh at, but not to be
part of. We don't have producers today, so you can
call if you want. I'll answer the phones.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Oh, eight hundred dials in in or just text them,
that's easy way nine sex, nine sexes out. Also man
in the socials. If you don't want to text, that's
twenty cents. By the way, you can d.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
So you want to know when did everyone get shurt?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Yes, like maybe it was an event I don't know
as a school thing, family renew years. Yes, give us
a camp.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Oh shame being at high school and crap in yourself
in front of everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
No, wait, wait, one hundred dollars at him? Nine sex,
nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
When did everyone get sick?

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
When did everybody get sicked? Because there was a dodgy
food truck apparently at lane Way, and a few people
did end up with Oh my god, yeah, that's you
know what, half a dozen people at Laneway getting some Gods,
your food is nothing compared to some of the stuff
we're getting. We worked at a popular trampoline park. No,

(01:19:07):
we were celebrating a work anniversary, so all the customers
came and got some cooked meat, kebab, sausages, et cetera
as they come. I don't think I'm loading up on
sausage before I'm going on the bouncees. But anyway, it
was free, and you know people love free food, so
they got in. We had kids and adults vomiting and
shit in their pants, and phone pets, ball pets and
the induction waiting room when we give you the safety breeding.

(01:19:29):
It was a massacre and a heck of a clean
up the whole day.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
How bad was the food that had hit that quick
and your bounce your boy out of you and then
straight flipping into the phone Pitt's coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
You'd need a new pham cube so the fone, you'd
need a new phone. Yeah. Daughter picked up norovirus from
daycare on Christmas Eve. Vombed on the way home. Husband
caught it. First, went to bed to hide from the
family who came around for Christmas Eve dinner. I got
it at two am. Power chucked all through the bed.
Christmas so good word the word. Christmas Day, my mother,

(01:20:07):
brother and sister in law and kids went to a
bed Christmas gathering and passed it on to twenty more people.
Christmas Day we got to stay home. No one visited us.
I got proposed to under the Christmas tree. My husband
had big plans, but we were all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Vombed out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Last night. I watched Bridesmaids, so the first time scene
where they eat the Brazilian barbecue in the industry, Yeah,
any wedding dress, keep your ticks coming in nine six
nine six eight, one hundred dollars it in. We're asking
now when everybody got sick because it was apparently some
dodgy food at Laneway, the food truck that people have
leveled allegations against, said it's not us.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I love the messages thiss haul areas, fish pie seventeen,
unreliable toilets one hundred and fifty people, funky odor for days.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Oh yak yak. We were on a Kentucky through the
Eastern Bloc in nineteen nine, made it through Ukraine, Russia, Balorus,
et cetera. Got to Berlin, thought were safe, so we
had yourbab safe to say. We cleared out the checkpoint
Charllett Museum. Now must y didn't intour through Turkey. Half

(01:21:12):
the group got the poops and the pukes on the
first night's dinner. By day three, everyone was down thirty
five of US emodium and anti Norsey were being traded
like class as One girl had been worn and had heats.
Probably paid off her trip with the prices she was
starting for the goodies. And if you're traveling amodium is
your friend, you always take some of that from the
show sponsor as well. Yeah, I myself love a little

(01:21:35):
bit of uncontrollable diarrhea. I know really why. Back by
Slinter my.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Friend's daughter's third birthday party, I was twenty days post
c section, and every time a puked, thought my guts
was going.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
To spill out a strain on the new skill. Oh
that's a strain on the sky. One year we had
a big family gathering. One family brought with them gastro
and shared it with everyone. Over the next two weeks,
everyone ended up falling sick. I was thirty nine weeks
pregnant and it caused my waters to break. Goodness, I
just want to reversit that trampoline park text again. Just

(01:22:09):
imagine the chaos. I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
I made the mistake of itting Taco bell before a
concert ship my ring around at Spark Arena.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
I was always have the understanding that food poisoning just
doesn't hit that quick. It takes a while. Do you
find it weird though? When you do go to the toilet,
like because you've been having beers, so you go for
a wheeze. I mean it's different for the guys because
the's urinals. But when you notice somebody has obviously done
a concert poop, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
All the time at a concert, it's odd.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
What do you just excite your body so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Looks that you're dancing too hard. You rattled your poops out.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Everyone got sick at the twenty eleven twenty twelve Rhythm
and Vines the night before the first night, everyone that
had the fish and chips ended up violently. Other people
were vomiting and spewing in the ocean, and they gave
out free free ocean, and the ocean, not the ocean,
the free They gave out free fruit your ice blocks
the next day because we're all dying. And then another
time I took my oh, I took my kid to

(01:23:06):
a wedding that was though kids. I asked for special dispensation,
took my kid. We infected the entire wedding with you monster.
That's the why we don't invite kids to weddings.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
That's why we don't invite kids anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
A customer brought oysters into the Ford dealership. Not many
like them, so I went to town on the os.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
They tend to run through anyway, even if they're fresh
and you've had two minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah, there's definitely an oyster limit. It's got the oysters.
It's the amount of voice.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Frank number thirteen, you're playing much.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Yes, advit school. Ninety percent of the class came down
with cryptosporidium after a calf handling session. You gotta wash it,
you gotta wash your hands, you gotta wash it well.
I guess that was an important life lesson. Yeah, gotta
wash well. Speaking washing, has somebody said my sister's wedding
was that really famous COVID Super Spriader event? Oh everyone
went down in Picago. Yeah, I think so there was.

(01:24:04):
Everybody got COVID of that six years ago. I know
it is. It's a six year anniversary soon, right March.
It'll be got cheers to that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Is that end podcast network? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Laneway was on Thursday, and I think it was because
of the whole role model thing. You know, every time
he sings the song Sally when the wine runs out,
he brings out someone yes, and he bought out Benny Yes.
And I think it was because of that. And on
the day we were saying God, which it was the
Brisco's lady.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
And Briscoes had done a great Instagram post where they
said is this our Sally And it was the Briscos
lady on stage with role model. That was very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
And I think it's because of that. The Briscos lady
entered my dream on that Friday night, on that Thursday,
into the wee hours of Friday month after yourself, after Laneway. Yes,
what a bizarre dream. Okay, So I was at some
I'm kind of like it wasn't inappropriate. Was because it
wasn't inappropriate? Absolutely, can you make it inappropriate? Well, I

(01:25:07):
mean it may be somewhat inappropriate, grown into her behavior
in my dream. So I don't know, you know, I
don't know where it was in the dream. It was
some kind of high maybe a mall or some kind
of building complex, and and I feel like I was
on like a fifth or sixth story. There are lots
of people around, and I saw the Briscoes lady have
someone off that floor and run away, and so I

(01:25:31):
gave chase to the Briscoes lady, Oh my god, running fast,
and that's when she and then she was she snipered
someone and she what I mean, it makes sense, she
was sense twenty years of sleeper age. Listen, the Brescos lady.
The soldier in my dream was an assassin. And I
was trying to find her in this complex this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Whole time, she's been hiding in plain sight. Yes, as
a beloved key. I know, I know, we would never suspect.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
It's heard politically. I was like opening rooms of all
these like in this I don't know if it was
an apartment conflict or a mall, I don't know what
it was. I was trying to find her, and somehow
I was on the trail.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Were you I don't know, you just took it on
yourself citizens are I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Was just in the in the thing. Yeah. And then
I turned out in my dream that she was snipering
people who had shoplifted from Briscoes.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
So she was taking that feels taking them out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
So I think one of the guys walked out with
the Bananni president pay so she she took them out.
She took them out. I was gonna say, well, could
you possibly shoplift from Briscoes? Everything's so big, Yeah, you know,
it's all fairly large appliances has actually forked you straight.
Now my dream ended before I could catch the Briscoes lady.
So now she's at large? Is that large? We need

(01:26:48):
to get back in your dream? You need to drop
back in.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Surely a sleep expert, you know, a dream expert could
teach you how to drop back into it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
You've got to finish it. What does that mean in
my dream? If I dream of someone being a sniper?

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
What does it mean if I dream about as famous
New Zealander being an assassin and I'm chasing them?

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yes? Am I running away from my problems?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Well you've known this for years. When was the last
time you cried? But anyway, that's like, that's therapy, bro, Yeah,
that's yeah. I don't think John would be able to
help out. There not a Virginia who Vaughner and I
so much it could help you. Okay, here's what this
combo usually points to. Okay, go the famous person element
of that. Your brain uses famous people as symbols, not

(01:27:40):
literal targets. They often present power, influence, visibility. Someone you
recognize but don't actually know can be a shortcut for
your mind. She's a good carrier the assassin usually something threatening,
something that is threatening change and you want to stop it.
You're afraid of change, okay, something to face the one.

(01:28:03):
You chasing them, seeking truth, justice and clarity.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
You're not running away justice, You're.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Not running away, You're confronting.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
This means you're trying to expose something you want answers.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
And you're not going to let an issue slide anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Oh yeah, okay, this is it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
So you're chasing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
I'm not going to run away from this assassin. I'm
going to confront it. So all that put together means
you're actively confronting something that feels powerful, hidden, or threatening,
and you're not backing down.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
This is a positive dream you dream well. I mean
I think it was just because she wasn't head shots.
Oh yes, she has a great assassin and I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Bet through the eyes between Then did you pack it down?

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
You put it down to one of those silence of things.
Yea great. But you also had like some Bresco's utensils
and about and that's ready for hand to hand. She's
she's basically Matt Damon and Jason Bourne. Yeah, wild stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
The z N podcast Needwork.

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
Play, z MS, Flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Actually in a content lal on social media. So I
am going to need someone to do something I could.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
I was gonna say, flesher book.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
That's too that's too much.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
We could we could take a cute friends selfie.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
We could do that. Take a picture of Georgia not
helping at all. Yeah yeah, oh wait that didn't work.
I was going to get hopefully to get a video.
This wouldn't happen. Not doing anything to help us producing
this show. Leagus Cross on double device. Great content right now, though,

(01:29:49):
we want to ask the question what.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Did you do specifically to get someone's attention?

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
We're talking about this because former quarterback Tom Brady, very famous.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Footballer, footballer, yes, yes, American footballer.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Posted just some sort of like lounging around the.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Home selfies that everyone was calling out as absolute crush phishing,
which is like just sort of putting this here for
one person in particular to seat looking all dreamy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Yeah, like from count back to bed, I'm in bed,
just being cute. Everyone was like, what do you do?
I think after everybody started coming on this, he deleted them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
He said he's posting like a girl who has a crush,
which is that thing, which is like a bit pick me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Yeah, crush fishing they called it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
I'm gonna have to google what crush fishing is.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Well, it just means you're fishing. You're like laying out
a little bait for your crush to be like, hey,
CUTI looking cute and you're like, oh my god, don't
even know you would see these stories.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
According to Google, using rapalor crush City soft City baits
a premium line of lures designing collaboration with a tournament angler.
It's not what I'm referring to, right, I'm referring.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
To For example, the time that I knew that Jason
Memore was staying at the park Higher and I was
at a bar nearby, and I was looking cute and
I was with Morgan pen So I kept uploading stories
and photos of me being like at this bar tag location,
tag location in case.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
He was going to see them, be like, you guess
I'll go to the bar and do you heally.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Yeah, because he's got that saying that out loud, so
like thinking it's one thing, acting like you know, you
couldn't see Georgia in the background, but she kind of
looked had a look of petty.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Actually I literally flushed with shame at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
But we've all done this, We've all done something specifically
like this is a TikTok trend as well, and when
people were like that time a guy told me he
liked dance, so I uploaded this and it's her doing
like a river dance and being like dark hashtag dancers
life and you're like, oh, kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
This is what I want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
What did you do specifically to get someone's attention.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Love this, whether it was doesn't need to be like
a social media post.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
You might have learned a new skill or crazy that
you're knitting.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
You might have gone out of your way, like you're
you're walking your dog in the morning, but you go
a certain way just to see someone show h Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Yeah, and you've just like that happened to have had
your mate.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
When you're out front of their house, you like squeeze
your dogs. Their poose comes out, and then you're there
a little bit longer picking it up and they're going
to have a higher chance of seeing you. And then
you're the post. You look like a conscientious dog. Yeah,
he's oh, what are you doing there? I'm picking up
some yeah, well, I want how to redance at a
mission number. Give us a call. You can text that
nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
What did you do just to get someone's attention? We
want to know right now, what did you do just
to get someone's attention?

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Tom Brady's been called out previous quarterback for doing some
crush fishing, which is him just like posting because he
definitely wants someone in particular to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Yes, it's not alone. Some messages and somebody message saying
that they are with a girl they had a crush on,
and she said, I really like that guy's haircut and
pointed at the guy, and so I went and got
that haircut.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
No, and also but the guy who had it was
super hot and they beat the person texting him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Okay, yeah, right, like a gel up one gel up mohawk?
Not for ever, I'm gonna say not everyone can pull
that off?

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Did it? Got to have a skinny here day to
pull off a mohawk. You can't have a fat headed mohawk.
You're quite right there. If you're square or you're around
look worse, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
One on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Guess who were the really square face on the board game.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
Of Herman's also got a fat face on quite a
your fat faces on the O G Yeah, they lost
a fair shame they've.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
They've redone it because one of the quick main questions
was are you fatty?

Speaker 8 (01:33:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Yeah, and a lot of goodness. Bill looks gont in
the face. Now it looks sick.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
Yeah, but because he was so chunky before, he's got
that loose sort.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Of and he's booked. Does your person have o zimpic face? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Do they look like they dropped a lot of too fast?

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Yes? Were they all about body positivity until there was
an easy way to do it? Check some other ones.
I'd try to do a little skid in my car
in front of a girl. I thought, this little impressive
get a retention. She looked at me disgustingly, and then
I put my carsidews into the curb. That'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Campaign for a music teacher to make her the co
conductor of the choir I was leading in high school,
so she would have to spend a whole year working
with me.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Didn't win her over. So you're a student. You're a
student trying to get.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Your interesting work. No, that's not gonna work. That was
not gonna work.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
My now, boyfriend stopped at a bookshop on the way
to a meeting we were both going to and bought
a book that he knew I'd like so that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
He could carry it around the meeting and I'd ask
him about it, but because she said friend.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
He also posted screenshots of listening to Taylor Swift on
his Instagram story.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Respond gives me the eck. Oh, that's funny. That gives
me a wild wild eck.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
Me and a girlfriend were flying domestically, but her ticket
was actually under another friend's name, who was a male.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
I've done this before.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
You can fly as Sam for the air hostess. Not
to realize female was bought in the plane under the
name Michael. I threw myself onto the ground while my
friend was scanning her tecker, made a massive scene, contents
of the hambag all over the ground, cried in pain. Anyway,
we both bought the plane successfully and went to weelve
concert in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Had a great time. So she was giving the attention
of the flight attender different sort of attention, so try
to distract from the fact that this lady here is
not called Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
On Friday, which was the day after Lane Way, I
woke up with a slight croc neck, and that's to
be expected. But a head bobbing along to chapel roan
and then a sort of slightly boozy sleep. You know
it might not have found the pillow correctly.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Yeah, and you're so that you just sleep in some
awkward position. Petition for drinks at festivals to not all
be so sweet, yes, too sweet, too sweet, so much sweet. Yeah,
that's just ARTDC. Yeah, I know, babes, give me. You know,
I craated a Red Bull vodka for the first time
in so long because I was tired. Yeah, and I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
I didn't hadn't had a gnat sweet so sweet, sweet
sweet sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
So I woke up Friday morning, slight crook neck, but
you know, one of those ones, you're like a move
it around a little bit, thought nothing else of it,
went about my Friday, had a lovely day hanging with
friends and you know, going out and stuff, and then
woke up on Saturday. I'll say, experiencing what life is
like with a paralysed spine. You might be sure that'll

(01:36:47):
insult no one.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Slightly exaggerating the spine would be you wouldn't feel anything,
and that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Would have been your preferred Actually no, I take their bag.
But I it's like I'd slept on a crooked neck
and made a crooked right. And this is where I
felt the oldest I've ever felt in a million years.
I did that thing where I got up and it
was like seized, you know, and you did wobble on
the spine for fear of it shocking you. I did

(01:37:14):
go when I need to knock on my parents door
at seven am, what like a ten year old big
nostalgia for me. I've with the beard knock knock, knock knock.
And I said to Mo'm like, oh, I've done something
terrible and I need some of her. My mum's got
crank and pankiless. God well she had spinal fusion surgery

(01:37:35):
and she had her throat slit recently. I would remove,
She's cranking some hefty, you know, so to sprouse pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Wait in competition was show sponsor. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Well I couldn't get to Camister warehouse. I couldn't drive,
I could not move. It was like I had to
lower down.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
To the beard with like support.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
It was that bad. Wow, when did you turn fifty?

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
This is the and I kept I kept saying to
everyone that day, is this?

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
It is this?

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Just what happens now. And at some point in the afternoon,
when it was so bad, because I had lots to
do to get ready for my garrettsale on something, I
couldn't just sit around, I had a tantrum and I
said I threw something, and I said, heaven forbid I
slept with two pillows because.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Now you angry at age mother time.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Yeah, because I've slept with two pillows my entire bloody life,
and now apparently I can't do that at all.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
No, you've got to go to a low market for
a new pillow, a nice well, you've got to go
far memory memory.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Fine, but I also have a feather underneath because I
liked too and it's now I can't too much.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
And then I had to get deep hate.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
I had a hotty made for me deep pete massage
the pills which, by the way, I can't poop now,
just as it's been two days having pose, I had
to get.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
Some prunes today and it's still a bit crook motion.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Oh, you got to get go to the fisio. But
is this it? I have to go?

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
I have to book a phosale appointment every time I
sleep with two pillows.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Now thirty, I've just kind of come to terms with
the fact that at least once a year I'll do
a three week next thing. Yeah yeah, and then a
knee or a leg. The bat's just constantly. The bat's
just a constantly just wake up with the sore back. Yeah,
what is this is?

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
That's why I keep asking, is this that?

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
This is that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
This is why it's important to have strength?

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
And do you know every day as you do ebbs
every workout, I do Ebbs twice a year and they
should be rock solid. I laugh a lot though, I
laugh out loud. Will Fletch on home every morning strong
Abbs grave for the core, but terrible for the nick.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Apparently I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher. But
that's a new personal record off how many of those?
Did you count? Seventy nine of those? Two? All right, Well,
if you enjoy it today's podcast, give us a rate
and review. Cough play z ms Fletch one and Haley

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