March 18, 2026 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Ziti Podcast Networks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet Forn and Haley's.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
A little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit
of pod. I got a message from a good friend
of mine and she said, prepare the tissues.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, this is no time for a week. I've got the.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Fork, No time.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've got the show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
By the way, there's a box of tissues in the
studio at all times, and I've bought this one again.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Haley's yeah, you three boxes into my one. How financially,
how will he ever recover?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know what about the financials?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Warn it's about the fact that Haley does not take responsibility.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
No, you're right at home.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
She she goes to the supermarket all the time, and
she doesn't think, oh, buy a box of tissues or
the studio even though I dropped how many hints last.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Week that we were low, multiple so low, and we.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Ran out and surprise, surprise, no tissues from the sprowl.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You don't really use our tissoes, Nah don't. Yeah, And
I just use one of those grunty paper towels if
I do have a.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Blow blowing my nose into a handtail. Me too. The
ones that work are really hard on the nose. But
am I by that? I go all out on the hand.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
When you're really sick, you need a handtowel, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, tissues and you just go all the way through it. Yeah, handy, handy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well I didn't need the tissues, but this is quite
a And then they sent me a screen recording of
because when you guys won't know this, but when you've
got kids, each facility they go to has an app
and at daycare they love.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is what we're doing today, and this is a
drawing them off. Jesus, this is my moment of peace.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I got for Hugh, that's my friends sung during
Matt Time Today. This is a screencap of hughes at
during Matt Time Today. Hugh exodly A shot a story
about his weekend with the class. He told us he
spent time with his favor uncle.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh is that you technically not an uncle.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Friend uncle Fronkle, Yeah yeah, cassuncles and uncles. Then just
turn up for ten minutes, yeah, get a photo for
grinder yeah yeah yeah, and then leave.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then leave. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
His favorite uncle, who described as very silly and always
doing fun things with him. He explained one of his
favorite moments his uncle rolled him up in a mat
and then pulled the mat from underall, making you fly
out in a human burrito. Now, this is a game
I used to play with my kids.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Human burrito.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You get the biggest blanket you've got in the house, yeah,
and you fold it to their height excluding head. Yeah,
and then you wrap you roll them super super tight burrito.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And I just used to do it on the couch
and then the girls would be in it and you
just go and just rip it and they spin around
heaps of time. And the longer the blanket, the more spins. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, Yeah, that's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So I was like, I haven't done this for ages,
because you know your kids are too.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I want to be a human burrito.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So I taught Hugh the human Breeder and it was
one of those things you do it once and it
was just like, again, you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
To do that, a like when an adult would spin
you round by the arm, yeah anything.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, And you're like, I'm gonna need that again.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Would I be too big for a human breeder when
I because I would quite like this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I think I think we could do it together.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, together one corner. Oh, Okay, right, my kids have
got this blanket. It's it's impossibly large. I think it
came from Costco.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Costco would just be like, Hey, we're making a twenty
foot blanket and this fuck all you can do about it?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, you want it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I've never seen a blanket so big. That's ridiculous.
I have absolutely no practical purpose for that. I'll take two. Hello,
that'd be great for a playfor and fantastic for an
adult sized human burrito.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, we'll bring it in. I'd love to the class.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Googled this huge, demonstrated the motion with his hands and
described how funny and thrilling it felt.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm sorry, who the fuck is writing this?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
The teachers?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like they their job used to be just go and
clean up the play dough and put the playdo out
for the kids and watch that only too much sand
and the sandpand and now they've got to write fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Teading me.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He went on to share other fun acts of it
he has had to give, the telling stories of enthusiasm
and using expressive language and gestures to bring the moments
to life. Oh my god, apparently was up there delivering
one hell of a sermon.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
The kids were loving it. They were asking them heaps
of questions.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Your favorite uncle, favorite.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Uncle, fun, cool, Yeah, the fun uncle. He demonstrated the confidences.
He spoke in front of the group.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
How about that all this is getting about loaded bullshit?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
How old?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah? Huge, demonstrated confidences. He spoke in front of the group,
listen to others and responded to their curiosity about a story.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's too much and then we basically just need to
go back to it the sentence.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Keep it a sentence.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You tell a story about it, working with his favorite uncle.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And then nibbled on and that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Had a good blade.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's nice and so it right now and I can
sell take the lid off, I can smell it, and
then I can taste it.
From the Ziti Podcast Networks.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet Forn and Haley's.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
A little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit
of pod. I got a message from a good friend
of mine and she said, prepare the tissues.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
No, this is no time for a week. I've got the.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Fork, No time.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've got the show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
By the way, there's a box of tissues in the
studio at all times, and I've bought this one again.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Haley's yeah, you three boxes into my one. How financially,
how will he ever recover?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know what about the financials?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Warn it's about the fact that Haley does not take responsibility.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
No, you're right at home.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
She she goes to the supermarket all the time, and
she doesn't think, oh, buy a box of tissues or
the studio even though I dropped how many hints last.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Week that we were low, multiple so low, and we.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Ran out and surprise, surprise, no tissues from the sprowl.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You don't really use our tissoes, Nah don't. Yeah, And
I just use one of those grunty paper towels if
I do have a.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Blow blowing my nose into a handtail. Me too. The
ones that work are really hard on the nose. But
am I by that? I go all out on the hand.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
When you're really sick, you need a handtowel, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, tissues and you just go all the way through it. Yeah, handy, handy.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well I didn't need the tissues, but this is quite
a And then they sent me a screen recording of
because when you guys won't know this, but when you've
got kids, each facility they go to has an app
and at daycare they love.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is what we're doing today, and this is a
drawing them off. Jesus, this is my moment of peace.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I got for Hugh, that's my friends sung during
Matt Time Today. This is a screencap of hughes at
during Matt Time Today. Hugh exodly A shot a story
about his weekend with the class. He told us he
spent time with his favor uncle.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh is that you technically not an uncle.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Friend uncle Fronkle, Yeah yeah, cassuncles and uncles. Then just
turn up for ten minutes, yeah, get a photo for
grinder yeah yeah yeah, and then leave.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And then leave. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
His favorite uncle, who described as very silly and always
doing fun things with him. He explained one of his
favorite moments his uncle rolled him up in a mat
and then pulled the mat from underall, making you fly
out in a human burrito. Now, this is a game
I used to play with my kids.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Human burrito.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You get the biggest blanket you've got in the house, yeah,
and you fold it to their height excluding head. Yeah,
and then you wrap you roll them super super tight burrito.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And I just used to do it on the couch
and then the girls would be in it and you
just go and just rip it and they spin around
heaps of time. And the longer the blanket, the more spins. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, Yeah, that's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So I was like, I haven't done this for ages,
because you know your kids are too.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I want to be a human burrito.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
So I taught Hugh the human Breeder and it was
one of those things you do it once and it
was just like, again, you're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
To do that, a like when an adult would spin
you round by the arm, yeah anything.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, And you're like, I'm gonna need that again.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Would I be too big for a human breeder when
I because I would quite like this.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I think I think we could do it together.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, together one corner. Oh, Okay, right, my kids have
got this blanket. It's it's impossibly large. I think it
came from Costco.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Costco would just be like, Hey, we're making a twenty
foot blanket and this fuck all you can do about it?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, you want it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, I've never seen a blanket so big. That's ridiculous.
I have absolutely no practical purpose for that. I'll take two. Hello,
that'd be great for a playfor and fantastic for an
adult sized human burrito.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, we'll bring it in. I'd love to the class.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Googled this huge, demonstrated the motion with his hands and
described how funny and thrilling it felt.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm sorry, who the fuck is writing this?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
The teachers?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like they their job used to be just go and
clean up the play dough and put the playdo out
for the kids and watch that only too much sand
and the sandpand and now they've got to write fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Teading me.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He went on to share other fun acts of it
he has had to give, the telling stories of enthusiasm
and using expressive language and gestures to bring the moments
to life. Oh my god, apparently was up there delivering
one hell of a sermon.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
The kids were loving it. They were asking them heaps
of questions.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Your favorite uncle, favorite.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Uncle, fun, cool, Yeah, the fun uncle. He demonstrated the confidences.
He spoke in front of the group.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
How about that all this is getting about loaded bullshit?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
How old?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah? Huge, demonstrated confidences. He spoke in front of the group,
listen to others and responded to their curiosity about a story.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's too much and then we basically just need to
go back to it the sentence.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Keep it a sentence.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You tell a story about it, working with his favorite uncle.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And then nibbled on and that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Had a good blade.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's nice and so it right now and I can
sell take the lid off, I can smell it, and
then I can taste it.
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