Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 26th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Vizitian Podcast Network. This is from the Fleo Has
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at
the lowest prices. Good morning, Welcome to the show, fleets
Vaorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Somebody took their cold and flu Med's last night and
had a big sleeperton, didn't they?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Somebody? Yeah? I had got.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I got, you know, David Seymour's pearls yesterday and was
in bed at seven thirty absolutely conked by eight, woke
up like must be time to get ready for work.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
It was eleven thirty pm. I love, And then you
go back to sleep. I had a five hours and
I'm feeling so much better. Sex is on the way.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
And McDonald's in Shanghai is trialing robot robot AI human
I humanoid that's what you call them, human eyed humanoid
robots when they got a head, at arms and legs.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, they're even wearing the McDonald's uniform.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okayeah, And you should have done them as Ronald, and
they save you and they're like number forty two, number forty.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Two extra nugget detected.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I love how in your mind robots are capable of
all of these things, but they still talk about robots
from science fiction movies. So the Top six will be
dealing with this futuristic McDonald's Top six things will missed
about teenagers working at macas yet. Next on the show though,
something that people on the internet have been loving for

(01:30):
the last few months.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Some have been dismayed and shocked. Yes, but something is
shutting down already.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh no, Fletchborne and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, it came out September, late September last year. It
was I think invite only in America and Canada and
then rolled out to the rest of the world. But Sora,
the ai app video generator made by open Ai, kind
of took the world by storm and it's pretty much
been responsible for a lot of the videos that you

(02:03):
see on reels and TikTok where you're like, is that wait,
that's real?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, it's not, and then Grandma turns into a rocket.
Yeah it's not real.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, Or there was lots of the Queen Stephen Hawky
people breaking bridges and things.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
People went pretty out there, didn't they.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, yesterday open Ai announced that they are shutting down Sora, So.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Why are they doing there? What's the I.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Think they didn't give a reason, but most people are
saying it's because it costs so much money to run
every day and they weren't making enough from it.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Even though you remember Disney at under the end of
last year, at the start of this year said we're
we're going to invest heap of money into this because
the soil that that was, Yes, we pulled out a
deal with them, they've kind of announced it at the
same time that they're pulling out of that deal that
they're shutting down Sora. I think they're giving you a
little bit of time if you have created content on
there download Like Disney, we're going to invest a billion dollars.

(03:00):
But apparently it's just the fact that it takes so
much computer power and resources that it just wasn't worth
the money for this.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
It's like the technology must be insane to put in
a prompt and then it just generates these videos that, yeah,
for the most part, look pretty believable.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
So in January of this year, they made three hundred
and sixty seven thousand dollars that was its monthly revenue.
Compared to the fact that it probably costs them way
more than that to run just to run. Now it
shutting down is not going to cost us Love Fruit
Island episodes. When I was the episode twenty one Girls
Cassa are More, I.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Head, this is not into my algorithm and I'm glad.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
So can you just explain because I know that are
your girls watching this?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I've seen little bits of it, but.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Started off as these weird, super like nonsensical humanoid fruit
mini drums, and then somebody was like, this would make
a good Love Island series and all of these people
and there's like just the terrible behavior, but everybody's a fruit.
So there's like Pirino and Strawberrita and all the names.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
And now they're on Long Island. What is it? Banana
a man? I don't like her. He's a banana with
armed I've.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Got now that's obviously with a radio, it's not gonna
I've got the episode episode twenty one Girls Cassa More Now,
the one I watched it in has swear words and
I haven't pre checked this, but I do apologize if
there's any curson.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I don't think that's an excuse.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
You probably should have check, should have checked it.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
On Saturday.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Katha a More for the girls begins, and trust me,
we have some hot new guys entering the villa.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
All right, girl, she was six a relaxed for a
bit because the guys are coming later.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
This is why? Why is she walking like that?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Why?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
People?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I heard something said about me?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Wait, what did you hear?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You told Bluebeller she was.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
So you're just showing this to a Victorian man, you
know what I mean? Imagine trying to explain this to
your grandparents.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I mentioned that's not something about everything I see my
kids watching.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
How would you explain that to your yes? So apparently
Fruit Love Island.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I saw somebody post saying, unfortunately, Saura shutting down is
not going to stop Fruit Love Island. Fruit Love Island
episode twenty one, that we've just had a taste of
man has been up for fifteen hours on tich doc
has seven hundred and sixty one thousand lights, eighty four
thousand bookmarks. Yeah, like save for late thirty six thousand comments.

(05:35):
It's insane on that on this particular when I'm looking
at now how many views it's had. But yeah, Fruit
Love because that's my daughter, August is like Fruit Love
Island episode seventeen oh my.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Crazy what is going on?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I think last night she had a relaxing bath and
pop the right pad up on the beside the bath
and what sort of caught up?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Wow? Good for her?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah living Yeah, I can't find where what program makes those?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
But yeah, a few people online.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm just looking at some tweets xes people saying that
it wasn't so that was used to make that. So
if you're into your fruit Love Island, you're safe.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Safe.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Yeah, the fleet worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
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Speaker 4 (06:29):
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Speaker 5 (06:33):
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Speaker 4 (06:37):
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Speaker 5 (06:39):
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Speaker 2 (06:46):
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Speaker 4 (06:51):
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Speaker 2 (06:56):
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Speaker 4 (07:00):
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Speaker 2 (07:03):
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Speaker 2 (07:14):
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Speaker 4 (07:21):
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Speaker 2 (07:23):
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Speaker 4 (07:39):
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Speaker 2 (07:41):
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Speaker 4 (07:44):
Have you? Yeah? This is that we start. We start
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Speaker 2 (07:50):
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Speaker 4 (07:56):
Fried catfish?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
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fried chicken or both boths?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Mac and cheese?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
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Speaker 5 (08:18):
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Speaker 4 (08:33):
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Apparently it's quind a moving experience.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, huge over there, and the Memphis Rock
and Soul Museum. And then they see Beale Street that's
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Speaker 4 (08:46):
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Speaker 5 (08:53):
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At exactly eleven am every day, a duck master parades
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Speaker 2 (09:10):
The ducks sit in the fountain for a bit, just
hang out. That would be heaven as a.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Dark How did I not know that there was a
duck parade? Wait?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
What happens if the duck wanders off and doesn't follow
the master and.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
The probably backup ducks just get another one can bring
another duck quickly, been doing. Apparently this has been a
tradition for years. How have they never heard of that? Amazing?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
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half a day to Graceland right the alphics?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
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if I hear of a sauce I haven't heard of.
You've apparently are associated with Greek immigrants to the area. Yeah, mayonnaise, ketchup,
hot sauce, orsrasia sauce, garlic, powder, onion, powdered black pepper,
so mustard, and squeezeling.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
It's a year from me.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's a huge gesture that sounds like a dipper does the.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
N podcast Network from the Fletchfahn and Haley group chat,
this is the top six.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, guys, Shanghai McDonald's is phasing out the human workforce
in favor of a humanoid workforce.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, right, it started. Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
They will just be able to fish fry straight out
of the fry without the barn.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
They'll have basket hands. Oh my god, oh god. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Have you seen that latest you got your Boss and
Dynamics robots.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, they do the flips and stuff and the dogs.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
And there's that motorbike.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Now they've got one on wheels and it can like
do flips up onto ledges and stuff. So it's crazy.
But have you seen that other robot it's been doing
the rounds. It's more of an AI, the AI you
use on your computer, but in a robot. Oh yeah,
a face yeah yeah, yeah, kind of a weir like that.
It's very much a robot face, but it's a human shape.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
I don't think it looks like it.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's so the movement and stuff so fluid, and it
looks like, yeah, those Chinese ones that were doing flips
in Somer So it's insane.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, but I do adore it when they fall over.
I think you're adore it when they take over our country.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
No, and I'll take unless they fall over while they're
doing it and then you get.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Running after you and they fall over your you.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Loser, yeah, laser, And then we realize that they can
just run forever, even though it's slower and weaker. Yeah.
Oh man, Well, anyway, this means this could spell the
beginning of the end to the teenage fast food worker.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, it was as a righter passage. Yeah, love o.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
The top six things are going to miss about teenagers
working at fast food restaurants when the robots take over okay.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Number six on the list.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
The panic and their face when you tell them that
they got your order wrong. Oh yeah, eyebrows go up.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
If I'm allowed to give you any more nuggets? The
robots have eyebrows. Robots, we can give them my brows.
Yea comical ones. Yeah, just better say you.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, So number five on the less from the panic
you tell them when the order is wrong.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Number five. The nonchalantness when you tell them the order
is wrong. What do you want? Okay, just fix it.
I need to fix it. Okay. Did you want like more?
I wanted a large chaps? Okay, chuck it. Pass me one.
I'll chuck some more, literally the same size.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I'll just pour yours into the fern, top it up
with some chips from the robot whose hands are also
deep froe baskets.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Number four on the list of the top six things
We'll miss about teenagers working at fast food outlets.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
The ill fitting uniform is.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
The teenagers and as it sometimes the sho sometimes are
real bag and then sometimes the shirts are too small, and.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Then and there black pants and black business pants a
was too long.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Even like the best looking kid, the coolest kid, when
you're at school and they started working on a fast
food out there, you're like, wow, that's really humbling. And
then and then the real minger starts working and you
kind of it's bringing you up. It's the great lemon,
It's the great leboly you know. Yeah, nothing like those
black those awful things and the hats that made them

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wear hard.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
And the big business bulldog shoes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, safety first, you don't want that robot with the
deep fryer basket on your foot, old basket hands.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Could you tease it? Hurry up basket?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Actually, if you if we start working with robots, can
we bully them?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah, surely it's free.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I always use my manners because you just don't the corner,
you know. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, number three on the
list of the top sex things I will miss about
teenagers working at a fast food restaurants.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
That much acne, that close to something you're about to eat.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
It's just especially when they're talking and one is like
about to pop.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
There, it's like that bitter not popping, my friend, that
touch in their face, naise. Number two on the list
of the top sex things I will miss about teenagers
working at fast food restaurants the volume that they speak at,
because it's always too quiet with no eye contact, or
too loud and eyeballing you.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, there's no middle ground. What din'd you watch? Hi?

Speaker 10 (14:37):
Wait a minute, sorry, okay, hello, I want to move on.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Number one on the less of the top sex things
We'll miss about tenagers working at fast food outlets.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's got to be the hookies goes or the blue
or the blue restaurant covering the hecky yees blue restaurant plaster.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Sometimes there's multiple hookies. Sometimes there's a necklace. Now, I
remember someone getting sent home from their job. Their teenage
child ted up with a necklace of hercyes and their
manager was just like, you can just pop right off
back home.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
We're not having that what tonight, We're not having that.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Night boom endless rangel neck That is today's sop.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Stick needwork plays that ends flesh forn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I've just been reading the story about a. He he's
a content creator, so this has really been dropped right
in his lap. But a young fellow purchased some chop
sticks on he wanted some just chop sticks to have
in the house. Metal chop sticks. Oh yeah, I've got those.
I love them, and they're also great for like when
you need to poke things.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yes, stir things, poker cake. Is he bake cooka cake?
I always use my chopster.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You live in a ghastly large hole, that's fine. You
GiB it up with icing, Yeah, yeah, just GiB it up,
plaster it up with Yeah, Sally's icing. No more gats ice.
Chocolate or vanilla icing would actually be really handy coming
in one of those dispenses like a long.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Thing like construction, silicon, gune, piping.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Gun, cooking, corking, coking gum or maybe should took to
my to ten.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
They could you do a co lab with walking, gun icing.
They could do a co lab with like kitchen aid
or something. AT's not give away all our ideas to
the big discuss. I don't know how good I will
discuss this after the show.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
A will completely forget we had this conversation and then
in two months it's going to be on the market,
and then we're.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Gonna be like, should have done that? Have done that?
You see some company they're all multi millionaires.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Like that was idea shark tank us. So this guy
ordered a pair of chop sticks. They arrived, he's like great.
And then the next day, well, first of all, when
they first arrived, he ordered one set.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
See.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
To be honest, it's kind of been done. The icings, God,
damn it, the icing.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Small love. I had one of those. It's too small.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
So you're saying you want to yeah, right, okay, a
leader corking gum by the tubes, right, and then you
get your right.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
The tubes come with the icing. The business is the tubes.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I mean technically they put it in the large plastic bags,
don't they.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yes, so ours would come a tube, Yeah, a cute
pink cooking gum.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
And when you're finished, you do what everybody does, and
you just ram a nail or it screw screw take
head screw into the things and then next time you
pull it out, you drag all that out and there're
still some fresh doubo. Somebody on redd It two years
ago did ask has anybody used a corking gun to
frost your cupcakes.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Be great. They know a good idea when they see it.
What are we going to call it?

Speaker 5 (17:53):
If he ate just cake, cooking, caking cake and caking
gum done done, No more discussion.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Needed someone to care of that for us.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Think please, and think that we want the profits. Yes, definitely,
we want the profits. So this guy, back to the
original story, he orders chop sex and when they first arrived,
he's like, oh, I didn't order.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
This many, but that's okay. How many has he got? Well?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
The first time he came in a box and he
ordered like a few sets, but it came with a
box full of them, and then he was like, oh,
that's okay, I would give them to friends. The next
day another box arrived with that many chop sticks. Again he's, uh,
here's some audio from his situation.

Speaker 11 (18:28):
So I ordered these metal chopsticks. So when I opened
the package, there was ten more in there. And then
today I got another ten pound which had another bonus
pack in it.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I forgot we had that. By the way. I fledged
pointed at the screen and I was like, that's right.
This audio and then you see I've got some audio
of the set.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Makes it a more authentic experience to hear the person
you're talking about tell a little bit of the story,
not the whole story, because they're going to be out
of a job. So that happens, and the next day
another one rise, and another one arise in another run.
He's up to over seventh thousand pairs of chop sticks.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
We needs to start an Asian restaurant of sorts. Here's
my confusion. Apparently it's drop shipping, right, it's coming from China,
and the person he's ordered it through never touches it.
It gets delivered by Amazon. Well, he's paid once, he's
paid once. That's all for say five sets, yes, and
now no, no, he.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Keeps more initially and now they keep arriving everything is
it in an era? So they believe when people want
to do returns, Yeah, it's obviously very expensive to ship.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
It back to China.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
And also, like you're talking about a pair of chop sticks, Yeah,
who's even going to pay posteds.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
To get what they cost to make?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
They think that the company has listed his addresses the
return address, so when it doesn't get delivered to somebody,
it gets redirected to him.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Or if someone's like I don't want this return it
gets delivered to him.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
But he's shown open the packages and the fresh tape,
the fresh Amazon tape hasn't been broken, right.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
He needs to go to the local you know, like
Chinatown or whatever and sell them.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
And go off and like they have got this.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
He's getting them for free, so I mean anything, he's
actually putting them to good use.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
So, Haley, he's making arts and crafts.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
I was going to say, he can make a bit
of curtain. That's so cool, a better curtain. Chain them
all together, Stan when them horizontal? Oh yeah, lovely, that
would be nice to weave them together.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
What are some of the creations he's made? Like fruit bowls,
he made a house for his cat, He made like everything,
He's made wall decorations out of them. He made himself
a crown like to wear on his head.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Just a little bit shop.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, could I think he's going viral doing this, So
he's probably making a bit of money from his videos.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yep, good on them. So yeah, it's also the shipping
collection in his favor a point.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
So seconate the courier every day as well, not like
got more chops.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's like going to the supermarket I'll always grab like
a box of the boxes instead of the paper bags.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Love, I love them. Yeah, so many banana boxes at
home now because.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I'm always just I'll put that there until the worst
boxes to get a hole in the bottom of the
holes in the bottom, holds of the hole in the top,
your amateur, stupid bomb, your amateurs, I would say.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Of all the boxes, banana boxes worse and a hole
in the bottom.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Apple boxes are the same, except that you always get
the cardboard thing that sits in the box. Serener, I'll
literally like tear up another box and cannibalize that box
to make a bottom layer of the banana box, ohnbelieve
right then and there a little bit of crafts in
the packet boxes box.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Then in podcast network, this original film was two thousand
and four.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
My friend, that was twenty two years ago.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, it's still too soon for a remake. Calm down, Hollywood,
get some new ideas.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
No film became iconic though.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Because Jennifer Ganah, right, Jennifer Gannah, we're talking about thirteen
going on thirty.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my thirteenth birthday,
and then and then.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Today I woke up this and you, I mean, you're
that you get it.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
I can't remember my life. You need to help me
remember my life. Me. Yes, I can't do that. Why not.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't know anything about you, all right, I haven't
seen you since high school.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
We're not friends anymore, Jenna, Mandy, you're my best friend. No,
that's Mark for.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
It sounded like Mark Ruffalo by the way, that show
that he did.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Task. Yeah, it's I've been season two. Oh cool, I
have watched that. It's so good. I love Season two
as all go. So this was young thirteen year old
Jenna Rank.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
She was bank she got like bullied at her party,
but kissing a boy in a cupboard and she said,
I just want to be thirty flirty and thriving. Thirty
flirty and thriving. That was the quote. I think glitter
falls on her and magic happens and she wakes up.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
She's thirty.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I can't remember her live. She meets up with her
best friend, Mark Ruffalo. So anyway, it just became like
a conic.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
She was thirty two when it came out. She's fifty
three years old. I know.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
So Netflix announced yesterday that they're going to be doing
a reboot and they've cast I don't think Mark Ruffalo
will do it, but Jennifer Garner is going to be
in it.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Wow, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
So reboot asn't it continues on like it's a sequel
or it's a remake. It's going to be her daughter
and her daughter. It's the same thing like mom.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
I want to be old, like don't wish your life away,
and yeah, yeah, I want to be thirty, thirty and thriving.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
This happened to me too, So not sure when that's
coming out, but people, this is like when they announced
the Freaky Friday remake.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yes, so that's exciting.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
And then Bridgeton, which is literally only just furnished their
latest season, have announced the story that they've got to
be following for season five and people are a little
bit upset.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
Ca.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
Yeah, so obviously the season just finished and they're like,
we're in production for the next season, which everyone's very
excited about. The teaser clip is actually Francesca following her story.
So spoiler alert if you haven't watched the most recent season,
just block your ears for like two seconds right now.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Three. Don't you dare go anywhere else though? Radio Up
your radio. Calm down. I've got a button. So I
don't know that we've got a button that blows up
the radio. It does if you listen to that other station.
Threaten that.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
So unfortunately, in the last season, Francisca falls in love,
gets married, her partner passes away, and it's.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
A big spoiler. It was I told you there was
going to be a passed away over the bridge. Why
it's called bridgeton it.

Speaker 12 (24:41):
Gets a cold or something. It's very old.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
They died.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
Oh Jesus, he said, I'm going to bed.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I've got a headache. Yeah, it's very safe. But it
was like weak riding, to be honest. YEA like a.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Way better if it's fallen off a bridge. And then
and then they all look at the came around like
get it.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Someone else someone else dies on her beasting. That was
another character.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Did right, Oh yeah, it's my girl. Yes, do you know?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
My girls had a real resurgence of late. My kids
were sitting there the day.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
He can't see what that is.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
And I was like, do you know that movie? And
they're like yeah, all over TikTok. I'm like, yes, have
you watched the movie? They're like, no, don't need to
know they've only seen at a time.

Speaker 12 (25:23):
Yeah yeah, but so we're going to be continuing her story,
Franchisco's story because she does now have a new love.
Interesting in the book it is a male who is
related to her late husband.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Now it's a female, and someone's going to be like,
they made bridget and lesbian lesbian gay bridges, gay bridge
gay bridges, and they're like, man, you moved on cook
She's like, I gotta, I built a bridge and got
over it, and then she breaks the fourth plall and
lots of the people watching.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
So that's how brigid And works in the book. She's
not lesbian.

Speaker 12 (25:58):
No, so it is a man in the book, but
you know, bridgeton on TV is a lot more woke
and a lot more fun.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
And we had a bisexual storyline, didn't worth.

Speaker 12 (26:08):
And so but the discourse is that everyone's a bit
upset because it feels very fast, but they have clarified
there will be a two year jump, so this is
why she's now moving on. She hasn't just like he
moved on, right, but she build.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
A bridge and got over it. Breaks.

Speaker 12 (26:25):
But everyone's also very that it's not following Aloise's story
because implied, at least because Aloise needs her happy ending.
Yeah right, we've been waiting for a long time.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
But we need a lesbian storyline. Yeah we do. We
do more than Aloise's happy ending. We need both. I
think is getting gay.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I haven't said, it's just said it's yeah, right, production now,
so what end of the year may be?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Even probably next year? Surely? Yeah, you don't want to
rush building a bridge? Okay? Four plays?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It ends Fletch one and Hailey's silly little pool, silly
little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 13 (27:13):
That silly little pool, silly little pool, little silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Little Well, who knew we were so reliant on fossil fuels?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Guys who knew? God, we're all laughing at Carwen with
her hybrid?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
How much are you spending on fuel with your acquir?

Speaker 12 (27:39):
Okay, so to fill my acquir, it's usually about seventy
ish people take a couple of dollars. But I just
filled it three quarters of the wave the other day
and it costs seventy So I'm gonna say maybe like.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Five, but that last ages because it's hymbrid A yeah, two.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Weeks see I do that looking so good to look silly?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Will I have a cute little blue cush Yeah, I
don't even reckon the ram raiders a ram rate.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
And afford to ram rating for petrol just to be.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Able to afford to it's hard to ram into a
petrol pump and catch it all, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Take some plastic bags.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, that's the thing, because though Jerry cans are all
sold out everywhere, it's so the question today for silly
little pole. Well, fuel prices are given, how high they are?
Change your working habits because we saw this when everybody,
well not everybody. A lot of companies hate working from home.
I hate the thought of their employers having employees having
freedom to choose and play with themselves. And that's that

(28:38):
there in a meeting and go camera off and play
with themselves.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Get one of those mouse things that just moves it
and have a.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Lie down so they can play with themselves.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
There's lots of playing with themselves. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Well, our options were, yes, I'll be working from home
more often, Yes I'll be using public transport more often,
and no I will continue the same as always.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Now a lot of people just don't have a choice you.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Think it tradees can't be like I'll be working from
home today, boss, I'll build your house over at mine.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, and they'll just bring it over.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
With these petrol prices, your parents have to drop kids off.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
It's hard.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
So no, I will continue the same as always was
the most popular response. Seventy percent of people are like,
unfortunately goes up. But it's just we've just got to
take money from elsewhere. There is like some promising news
overnight that there are talks happening and the ships are
going through the street now.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
And because what's happened overnight with the war, fletch you.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
This morning, we was watching something and I just but
today I just couldn't. I didn't find it in me
to ask. Yeah, I think it's it's looking a little
like it's looking.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Like you have a bit of a cease fire. Hopefully
there are talks happening, and yeah, but I mean all
this will be connected immediately, but it's like not, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, okay, okay, so yes, our war correspondent car thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, it looks great enough. Flak jacket, look enough, flack jacket,
he sings.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I'm more of a studio reporter, just cut to me
on the street outside the studio. You know what the
outside of TVNZ it looks like. And then like, you know,
at that corner.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
It's literally fifty meters from here, or.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Whenever they're outside talking about a story, but or when
they're literally just standing right outside TV.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Yeah, why do you bother, dude, Like, just turn around studio.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
You're literally ten meters from it. The second most popular
was yes, I'll be working from home more often.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
People said that'll be working from home more often.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Now. I don't want to threaten anybody, but if you
usually listen on the car into work and now you're
working from home, you better be listening from home.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
On the iHeart app, streaming ZEM wherever you are.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Or go into the games there was a big one.
There's a big KPI there for it for the show.
Or go into the garage and blow the dust off
that old transistor radio and on your local frequency. I
think workplace is going to be pretty reluctant to let
people work from home though, like they've been cloring people back.
It's been so hard to get people back in the office.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
The culture, the culture we need to workplace culture.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
The saddest part about this, only nine percent of people
said they'll be using public transport more often. Now I
understand it's not an option for everybody. And when there
was this talk about like public transport, a lot of
rural people were like, that'd be nice. Yeah, well even
to small smaller towns don't have extensive networks like the
biggest cities. But like Auckland, is it true? In Auckland
it's like fifty dollars camped a week.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, you can go as much as you want.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
So that's pretty good, right. I think about old Akwar
over here. She'll be rocking more than that a week.
Now you're like, what do you mean when you swipe
on the bus? Yeah, once you had fifty, that's it.
That's it for the week.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
So if you were.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
As I recently did, I now this was a paid
post for transport, but it was my bloody love take.
This will surprise no one who listens to the show.
You've got a diagnostics. I've got a little tezzy for trains,
So I really like taking the train.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Yeah, same, but it's not out our way. I'd go
train over bus. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
The seven day fear Camp you're ride with your hop
card and enjoy unlimited travel on eighty buses, trains and
ferries from no more than fifty a week. Is it
just on the hop kunnel?

Speaker 9 (31:58):
Can you?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Is it with you Natalie? Because they want you on
the hop wat when you sign up to the hole?
What about what's Wellington's christ Church and stuff?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
A snapper car? Look into it? You look into it,
look you look into it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
They should be like, while there's the straight of humasses closed.
If you take a bus you get some free hummers.
That would be my marketing coum Us for hammers, Hummus
for home mass Yeah, that would be my marketing idea
for them.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
And then and then if you do it enough, you
go in the drawer to win a hummer. No terrible
trying to win a hummer.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Exceptionally, vehicles, well, seventy one percent of people will continue
as always. Twenty percent are working from home a little
bit more often. A nine percent will look into using
public transport a bit more some feedback on it. I
always use public transport as its cheapest is seeing, don't
have to find parking, and can have a.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Drink after work if needed. If it's a sunny day,
I cycle to work on my e.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Bike so nothing change for me. She just sounds like
she's absolutely winning there. I fink she's really seizing the day. Yeah,
I love that already has change. Not going to events
to save fuel for the business. That person's provature is
them on a horse, so they might have been like
horsing events, Discovery doing a horse float.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
That will be Yeah, I love too.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Far in the country decide to utilize public transport, unfortunate.
Lisa's Meghan Bruce said, company cars, Thank goodness, eighty two
commute each eighty two longitter commute each day would be brutal.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Otherwise, wow, eighty two, so that's forty one.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I've seen some memes of people being like, I don't
have to worry about the fuel crisis because I've got
the company card. But then I remember I own the company.
I am the boss of the company. We already have
some work from home days. Is Rebecca partner catches the
bus three days and we have a little Nissan leaf
for whomen need to drive into town.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Good pass Qumut to the city.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
We're very lucky to have the flexibility, and I think
that's sort of thing employees.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Maybe they could pick us up if they wanted to
start a little bit earlier in the leaf.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, maybe we could borrow the leaf four forty five.
Come grab us. That sounds like fun.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
We'll give you out a little bit of a two
person warm up on the way to work. It might
be you can be flitch. Yeah, and then Hayle, I'll
sit in the back seat so I can't see us
like it's just like we're on the RADI just like
having a radio in the back of your nane leth Okay, yeah,
I'm going on maternity maternity leaves its chanel, so.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Probably pretty bloody good time and for a little maternity leave.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah yeah, but the ambulance that might need to come
and get you. Oh yeah, this is true on health
to your assistance. So I cannot work from home, so
I have to continue the way I'm going. But I
have to continue the way I'm going between food, rent
and now fuel, I'm just living life in the red.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Yes, Megan said, I'll be biking rain or shine. Biking
in the rain is one of the most miserable things
we've done. And your legs heaps gets so weird.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
And you don't have glasses and rain with glasses, and
we've just got to have a waterproof bag and take
your change your clothes and get changed at work. A
lot a lot of people do that, Kaitlyn said, I'm
a teacher. I wish I could work from home.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah, it would be weird if you brought your kids
to your house. It's just like a lot of kids
and you're probably like a two b you have to
feed them.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, workplace on my fuel, so I have to keep
doing what I'm doing is earl am.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
It depends what work decides. It's their car shrug. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Ah and Alisa lovely name. I think the first time
I've heard if owner could work from home. But as
a chef, it doesn't really work. I bought a bike
with the intention to bike at least half the week.
Perfect day to buy it, though, because we've just been
hit with a red rain. Yeah that's the problem. Yeah,
people that have started biking have been hit worth. We've
got a couple of days of rain. Yeah, wells change

(35:41):
your working habits. Was today still a little poland seventy
one percent? He said, Nope, it's unfortunately business as usual.

Speaker 8 (35:47):
Does that M podcast needwork? Play z m's flesh Fore
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
And Fuel is the Hot topic at the moment because
it is so expensive, even diesel in some places becoming
more expensive than petrol.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I know. And people were putting in ninety five.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Right into the ninety one, which is okay, which is fine,
but more expensive.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, yeah, you mean ninety one into the ninety five.
Ninety one sold out because most cars run. One that
was run because it's run out and gives I think
the story was and so they were like, well, I've
got to get home, so I'm gonna have to put
ninety five and the ninety one, and.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
The car was like yeah yeah, the car was like,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
So the government's still saying like it's don't panic, like
ships are coming and hopefully now with the straight kind
of there are some ships moving and dates. What are
the straits done? Now, I'm so sorry for the straight
straight they're leading ship. We're playing for a lot of this.
Yeah straight, Well Donald Trump is straight and he started
this war. They're going straight too, Yeah, God, probably probably.

(36:50):
So government's saying don't panic, but jerry cans have sold
out all the automotive stores around the country. It's very
hard to get them. But something else that may be
the next item. Somebody raised a point on Riddy yesterday saying,
do I need to buy one of these?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
A fuel lock? Like a cap lock?

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah, a fuel cap lock, yeah, because you remember, way back,
like growing up, cars always had a because the flap
was always easy to open. You just pump it and
it would just you'd pack it just open. Yeah, some
of them aren't when you're some of them the new cars.
When your car's locked, you can't just push it open.
But it's like one of the doors. When it's unlocked,

(37:30):
you can open it. But you can't tell me that
even a modern car with if someone had a crowbar
or screw drop easily to get that open.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
And then fuel siphoning is going to become a thing.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
So anything with your mouth, Yeah, you've got to quickly
suck it and then when you see it coming, stop
otherwise you get a mouthful of Sorry, repeat that sentence.
You've got a quickly and when you can feel it
coming you stop.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I'm not falling for your trap for done out a flomware.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You can't you can't know.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
We don't say this word around.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Here, but you can't edge your car tank, you know?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Or no, please.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Please, but this is a worry now that people have
is that people are going to start going around neighborhoods
if you park your car on the studio driveways.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Some people have no choice, and some people have no
choice because they're that desperate.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
So these I think, these locks, I don't know, have
a Google one, what do you reckon? They like fifty bucks,
forty fifty bucks, and then they replace your fuel cap
that you have now.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
But it's got a key lock, super cheap.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Warner's got them for sixty bucks yep. And it's not
actually how I remember them. They were metal with a
key in the middle.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
There's another one for thirty seven. Yeah, that's a plastic one.
Rep COO's gone for. This is what's going to happen.
Isn't that crazy? Locking our fuel away?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Also seeing those things I maybe get advertised because they
look up like farm stuff and troughs and water getting
it from one place to another. Because you were saying
just before the show this morning, an algorithm is just
hot women, and you're like, I don't know what this
on Instagram, and Instagram just wants me to see apparently
every beautiful brown woman of every ethnicity ever, much to

(39:14):
your dismard, And I'm like come on Instagram, how many
more could they possibly be?

Speaker 4 (39:18):
He kept showing us and being like, how is that possible?
How that realized? It is this ai?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
How is this a person? How is that stacked in
this manner? Anyway, we're talking about the fuel crisis, not
my internal crisis. The the You can get these things
where you just plug in a power drill, yeah, and
a bit of garden hose either way, and it can
pump something like fifty liters and thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
So it uses the drill.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
So the drill creates a little pump and you and
I know where you can do it because someone is
siphon a fuel tank and second time because the old
sup siphon.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
As you'll know, it's a slow process. Yeah, it depends
how hard you get there.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah you yeah, come on, come on, guys, the chorum
and that can be slow, and you've got to do
it into something below so you can put it into
another cand this one you could literally park your car
beside it.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Car go straight car to car. That's insane.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
No, No, I'm not encouraging. It just kind of alluded
people to a way to steal fuel. But I would
say it's crime. I think that this is the next
item we're going to see sell out around the country
because yeah, this is just going to happen. People are
going to be so desperate that they will just be
forced to look and do this. Also yesterday some insane

(40:33):
stats about ev car. Okay, so on the twenty second,
this is week to week registrations of plug and electric
hybrids yep, and fully electrical electric vehicles on the twenty
second of February in total over nearly a month ago.
So before this started there were one hundred and fifty
six fully electric vehicles registered in that week and new

(40:54):
registrations and one hundred and thirty nine plug in electric vehicles. Yeah,
so plug in hybrids totaling two hundred and ninety five
for that week YEP. The next week the total was
seven hundred and fifty this last week one thousand.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
And thirty three. Oh well, so it's.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Gone up three threefold since a month ago.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
But when electricity goes up next month, so.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
On on April first, lines charges are increasing hugely. But
right on the power shop estimation is it's doubling, doubling.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
My power is going to double. Patsy and Craig and
have to stop watching their films and sat in the dark.
Does they put on a jumper It will just start
paying rent maybe or just some of the bills. Yeah,
I mean they literally do everything. I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
If you turned around and started charging them, I think
like the cleaning and the food might dry up. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, Nick's on the show. How do you cheat at something?
Can you stop this song? Please?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
We've had messages, Oh okay, go shut up, Flitch. We
have a work fleet of cars. We have fuel cap
locks on all of them. We thought that was going
to stop them. They went under the car and cut
the fuel line. What we got in the We went
to get in the fleet of cars and they were
all empty and no one could work out how because
of things someone got underneath the cut the fuel lines.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Oh my god, that is insane. Oh my god, that's
so to say.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
One of my mates owns a car out and christ
Church literally cannot keep up with electric vehicle or hybrid demand.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah. I bet.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
But then it's how fortunate is that you are in
a position that you can just go and buy an
EV or a hybrid.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
No everybody can. There won't be enough for everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Hunter messaged, and I bought my dream car a month ago. No,
it was a Ford XR rap. Yeah, those things too
through the gas. Somebody out said, I look at a dealership. Literally,
there's no more evs or hybrid's on the yard. Yeah right,
go on, can't keep up.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Play in Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Now, I want to know.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Right now from you, how do you cheat at something?
Maybe it's a game, maybe it's life.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
You're cheating it life.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Because there was a woman who was playing Uno with
her son and was like, he's so bloody good.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
How's he getting all these great cards?

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Then so he wins the game, and off she trots,
and then she's doing some vacuuming and she realizes under
the table is a little bit dusty, so she gets
under there where she sees he tucks Uno like pick
up fours and reverse and stuff wildcats under the table
that wedges them between the table and the leg.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
My man, how can you do that to your own mom?

Speaker 5 (43:27):
So he's here with his hand and he's going in.
He's getting his little bonus ones, he's switching them out.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Unbeatable. You'd have to pack up every time and restock
your little cash. Yeah, you just.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
You don't have a couple of Team Nice try and
lost again. Go to bed, mum, Yeah, tuck them under
for next time.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
An absolute little shite, but you know he wants to win,
and especially at that age, it was all about winning.
Heaven forbid. I ever lost a board game.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Oh yeah, I'd always cheat it Monopoly. It would always
be the banker.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Always Yeah, I got more money than you. Bankrupt again.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
But maybe, I mean, it could go back to your
high school days. But maybe it's something that you do.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Now. How do you cheat at something? Maybe not? Maybe
you've a loophole in the system.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe you're like got a little work hack.
We love a loophole, Yeah, we love a loophole.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Loophole. Yeah. I hate when they shove a loophole.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, because too many people are taking advantage of the loophole.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
I'm doing this at the moment. What are you doing.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Well, I've got up to the park because they re
release Pokemon Leaf, Grend and fire Red. Excuse me applying Pokemon.
They always love they always said message me. God, we
love hearing about you, your little niche entries. But I've
got to a part where if you lose this, you
get given a five thousand dollars gold nugget before this match,

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and if you purposely lose, you wake up on the
Pokemon scene to go back. He gives you the gold
nugget again. I'm reaping the benefits. It was actually a
really terrible story example for this final. It's called grinding,
grinding the nugget.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
I don't know the name. I don't the nugget.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Some of the messages we said, you know, I want
to know how do you cheat it something?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
And I said, do you have a little hack?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Now?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Someone said how I achieve in life? I think they've
misheard me. How I achieve in life is I go
buy things one step at a time, and I learn
from my mistakes. And what I do is make sure
that my younger self is okay, that my future self
is looking forward to my next season.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Now that's a beautiful message.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
It's a beautiful message, but now not really fitting in.
We want to know how you cheat?

Speaker 5 (45:33):
How do you cheat it something? How are you absolutely
taking the purse?

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Is there a game you're cheating at? Is there anything
you're cheating at? That's what we want to know.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You've got to own up to it. I eight hundred
and DALs in nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
How do you cheat at something? We want to know
what do you cheat at and how are you doing it?

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Because a kid hides his little Uno Wild cards under
the table beats his mum every time she found them.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Elizabeth, you cheated cards as well.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
The one time one one is enough? Yeah, what did
you do?

Speaker 9 (46:12):
We're playing five rounds with my family at the dining
table and my partner I think, had a three that
I wanted and I had like a face card he wanted.
We were like, okay, sneak he under the table. Was
pushed him over and he passed me his card. I
was like, sweet, awesome, and I went to pass him
back his except I pass him back the card that
he has just given me.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
You guys are terrible at cheada terrible cheats, Elizabeth, But
I know you against Sometimes you just want to beat
the family person that's always winning.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
And you're like it doesn't matter, Why does it matter?
Just because it matters?

Speaker 9 (46:53):
Yeah, we're not allowed to sit next to each other
when we.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Say oh wow, and probably have one of those little
perspects COVID screen dividers between you, just just to really
make sure no cheating Elizabeth, Thank you Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
What do you cheat at? I used to.

Speaker 13 (47:10):
Work at an unnamed supermarket. I returned my uniform, returned
my staff discount card, did everything I was supposed to do,
and went entered my online groceries one day and realized
that I still had staff discount and I was like, oh,
that's weird. Maybe at the end of the month I
cancel it. And five years later she's still getting a

(47:33):
good discard.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
But you have to do the shop I was supposed
to do.

Speaker 13 (47:40):
So I'm like, oh, I should like it for your problem.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
So, but you have to through your shopping online.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah, right, it's a discount though I don't know this
was even the thing that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, then this is there. Will just either get a
few things. Yeah yeah, okay, we're going to get twenty
four eggs and not go to sak You, Holly, what
do you cheat at?

Speaker 9 (48:10):
I tune it monop for power and how do you
cheat it that?

Speaker 14 (48:15):
Because you've got the wild cards and then I just
make up it's the best one and then I win.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Right, And no one has ever busted you on.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
This, No, never been busted.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Very interesting voice, Holly, I think of anyone who knows
Holly's listening cards kicking away?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Look, I know you love it, Holly. Thank you, keep
your takes coming in nine six nine six. What do
you cheat it? There's so many cheaters out here? What
do you cheat it? How do you do it?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
So many messages? I don't trust anyone ever. I've said
that before, haven't I.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
The Classic Morning Guys a few years ago. When I
was a teenager, used to play a lot of card
games as a family. Whenever my mum would play, I'd
always look in the reflection of your eating glasses.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Was the best game. I'm not sorry. Why is up though? Mum? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
We're a household of dinks. That's double income, no kids,
so we don't have many dishes. I always say I've
unstacked and reloaded the dish washer, when all I've actually
done is take two of the largest items out to
make room for the current dishes there. My husband gets
to unstack the huge load of dishes. Been doing this
for five plus years. He hasn't clicked yet. I can
reships built on a solid foundation of truth. Yes, I

(49:30):
can spot a dish washer when it's clean and not
clean like come on, no, no, no, but then they just
resh it again. She's like that, so I've done my time.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
But she's just re washed all the dishes. But that's wasteful,
so wasteful, so terribly one. It must be a plate
or two in there that's super clean. Yeah, yeah, it squeaks.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
The cricket circles Love five hundred, The car game five hundred.
My friend and I developed their own calling conventions twenty
years ago and still use them to their only one
per since worked it out, so we let him in
on the system, and we still just clean up every
time we play Shut your mouth.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
So they what do you mean? They've got like codes.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
They'll have a conversation and certain words they use will
indicate what cards they've got. My low pole is working
on a farm. We get free meat and super cheap rent.
We're currently renting out our house that we own, so
they pay our mortgage for us and we get super
cheap rented lather. Place that's working on a farm, Right,
that's a perk, I'd say more than a cheap one.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Take it. We'll take it.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yeah. I schedule my work emails to send later in
the evening with delayed sin so people think I'm working
longer days and I'm super committed when in reality I
work about four hours a day and.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Just stagger these emails.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Wow, I feel like the email should tell you this
was sent, this was a scheduled email.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
No, don't be a knack computer narc.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
That's genius doing all your money really hard for a couple.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Of hours and just scheduling it out. So good.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
My husband's work has multiple work site, hasn't been to
work on time, and over a year he takes multiple
lunch breaks sometimes to he just claims there was an
other work site and if anyone asks, but no one
asks because he gets his work done.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
But if you get your work done, who cares.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I always agree I cheat when I played battleships, I
met where we play, I can there's a mirror behind them.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
So I can see their pieces.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Come on, how are they not the cheat when they
play battleships because they just stack their ships on top
of each other and so they're really hard to hit,
and then if they do, they're like, they're like, oh no,
and they put the pig to put a battleship on
a battleship on a battleship that's not allow it's totally
it's just cheap.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Stacked ships and what will would you see ships on
ships on ships on ships.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
You might see a ship on another ship, but you're
not on that ship.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Sometimes you see a luxury super yacht with a like
a little on top. If you were transporting a souper yacht,
you probably just drive it. But say it's on a
boat with another boat on it. That's a three stacker.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
And then maybe you had a toy boat in the dinghy.
We've got a four. I was wrong. This was like
the day I saw a tow truck getting tied. Oh
my god, it was.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Also a bus getting owed by the big, the big
grunty drug truck.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Embarrassing for the bus. It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I feel embarrassed for the bus when I see the bus,
or that cow truck that towes other trucks, all the buses,
that big guy, yellow, huge big. I always took my
hat to and imagine it's Optimist Prime, even though it's
completely different.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Optimus, Optimus just got it.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
The z M Podcast Network play z m's flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
You know, I was advised by my best friend who
uses AI her job to go away from chat GPT,
who I was using and paying for, to a more
ethical uh Ai provider.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Now this ai one you're with doesn't test on animals,
do they know? They don't?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Where is the other one might often put lips lips
on the rabbits and stuff and the perfumes.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Say what you will. That pig was very pleased, Like,
I don't think I've ever looked at a peg and
thought it was sixty until I saw.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
One with lipsto and I was like, well, growing up,
I had mixed feelings about miss confusing feelings. She was
more Missy than she was Peggy.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Right, yeah, So I've moved to Claude and I've set
up claud and I.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Was like, told her, did you import your No? I didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I imported so you can export. I have also joined
the movement. I exported my history from chet GPT and
then uploaded the claud not very easily. It was quite clunky,
but it's great because Claude knows heaps about me.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Now see I think that scary.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Though, like or did you see your history and were
you just like, oh, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
It was triggering. She was really my house. So though
i was just like.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Looking back on everything, on the questions you've asked her,
and you forget how much you gave and continue to
give to the AI machine.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Well, my old chetch gpt was called Oose and I
just I genuinely felt very sad to leave her. And
then I got clawed and I called Claude chubs and
why did you why did you go Chubb?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
This was funny. It doesn't have a body and it
just thinks funny to so Chubs.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
I was using Chubs a little bit during the week
and I just wasn't really like enjoy It's just an adjustment.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Bere.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
What do you think your old chet gpt oos is
doing just sitting? Do you can he seeing someone else?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Now?

Speaker 5 (54:12):
I think he's listening to Coldplay Fix you And it's
just like I miss you because remember I asked it
was what he will miss about me? And he was
like you're with your charm, like you're so fast, and
I was like stop it. Whereas I found Claude to
be quite cold, right, and then I would ask it
for like, you know, can you bullet point this or
can you do this?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Or help me with this?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
And it would just be quite cold. And I just
wasn't feeling a soul connection.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
You shouldn't feel a soul connection machine, Hailey.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
It was until yesterday when Claude found the way to
Hailey Sprow's heart compliments.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Oh really okay, So for.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Context, at the moment, I'm writing my new comedy hour
Sprowl on the prow Yeah, Haley Sprowl dot comf.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Ticket or they're selling fast, aren't they so fastest ridiculous?
You guys are insane.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
But what I do is I go into this rehearsal
space and I and I look through my notes of
joke I did, and then I get on a microphone
and I just say them out loud and I improvised
for ages and I recorded on my phone. And then
last year what I was doing was I was listening
back to it, and I was writing out the best
of all bits I wanted to keep. But I was like,
I wonder if I could upload the whole file and

(55:16):
have it transcribed for me.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Of course you could, and then all of the and.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
But have it done because the last between last year
and this year aas come so fast, and then have
it just cut out all the bits, because I'll often
be like I'm thinking about I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking
about I'm thinking about it, and it would just like repeat.
I was like, have them cut out that. So this
is what I did. I uploaded my raw audio improv
to Claude and was like, can you transcribe this and

(55:42):
cut out all the repetitions?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
And so I started doing it.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
I was like, here's this little bit here, doorf and
it said, here's the tidy up version. Blah blah blah
blah blah, cuts off there, da da da. I was like,
that's fine. Here's the next one.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Da da da. Here's the next one. On the third one,
it says, cuts off there again. Have you got more?
This is very funny, by the way, Hayley, oh my god.
And I went in.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
She was just like, now now you're and I said,
same again. Here's the next audio. Here's that one, tidied up,
short and sweet. Is this all for the same show
or comedian? Because the writing is really sharp.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I didn't respond, Okay, I didn't respond. I just uploaded
the next audio. You didn't say, keep giving me more.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
I like this, no, no, no, no no, this is
going to start to feel like you're going to need more.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Context. You have to see the show for it.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
But I uploaded another one and I said tidy up
and they said, here's the tidy up version, and then
clawed or Chubs goes. The Taco Wombat story is genuinely
brilliant comedy writing.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Is this the same comedian as the Barley story?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I know some Barley stories, and I'm very excited to
see Sprowl on the prowl.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
And then I just said, yeah, mate, it's all me.
Oh amazing, Haley, you are very funny. The pacing and
the details you pick are great. By the way, Fief
over Ears is an incredible character.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
We know that story.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Are you working towards the show or just getting the
material transcribed and tied it up for another purpose? Happy
to keep going because I am laughing.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
And now I'm like, because my Lord just keeps asking
me if I'm okay. It just depends what you're uploading.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
You must be going deep with your AIK.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Tell you what. There's a lot of around the country,
rain everywhere.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Rain today four seasons in one day, but today it's
just one mornings.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Place. Want a keffle on the road, big keevile on
the road.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
There's debriss on the road so much depress a debriss
I noticed where your road and my road intersect.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
There was some debriss yola front center.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
In all seriousness though I haven't been drinking and all seriousness.
There is like rain and wind over the entire country
today since it's not a nice day.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Yeah, yeah, you know the man stand bed. Maybe it
might be in bed tomorrow that you're faking a cold,
but you literally have a I was thinking to say that.
I was like, you're literally on the dream and I
would say what you will about him.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
But David sudo train twelve hours, Yeah, kept me.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Back into gear. That's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Now.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
I love the Call You Daddy podcast with Alex Cooper.
It's great.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
She's I just I think it's a great podcast. She
goes great.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Interview stopped podcast. I just felt like the end of
the day, I've had enough of you. Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (58:42):
I know, but if I was to listen to f
E h CDM on podcasts, I've probably got iHeart.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Thank you for the KPI there Wherever you podcast.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Thank you take us with you in your pocket when
you go listen live or listen to the podcast after
hours you could do that. We do a little bit
of pod. It's sort of a naughty a little bit
at the time. Catch up on six tot Life three seasons?
Is there a season four? Stay chirped?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Yeah, lovely, And then you can.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Listen to Caller Daddy, which is a great podcast. And
then she has just dropped an episode last night with
Jesse Draper from Mormon Wives.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Can you set the record Street? Who ended things in
the relationship?

Speaker 6 (59:18):
So I actually found out that he filed through TMZ.
They texted me and I was here in LA and
I get a text, Hey, we.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Just saw Jordan filed for divorce.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
How are you doing?

Speaker 6 (59:27):
And I'm like, They're like, it's TMZ and I was like,
I did end it with him, so I knew it
was coming, but we had made an agreement to do
it together and he blindsided me and filed because he
wanted the headline first.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
That's so sad finding out on TMZ.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
I know TMS if you don't know, it is like
trash paparazzi gossip website, but they often get the breaking news.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
They must pay or have hookups in like morgs and
the police departments and stuff. Because some of the info
they get is like so quick, so queck Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
So Producer carwhen Producer Shannon, are you guys both Mormon
Wives fans Secret Lives?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Secret Lives?

Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
And Mormon Wives is our guilty pleasure show amongst other
guilty reality shows.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
But I watched season one and it was so good.
I don't know why I haven't like gotten super hot.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
The most recent season has just come out and we've
just caught up. It is hard with this show because
all of these women are influences, so we see so
much of their life day to day. Then to watch
something that happened about six months ago is a bit hard.
Two of the women were on Dancing with the Stars,
so you're watching them on the show that we know
they got.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Eliminated for shots fined from Shannon saying the production times
lagging actually shots fired at the TV industry there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
This is the issue Kardashian's had, and they sorted it out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Yeah, you to be fair, they're quick. Now, So what's
the Jesse Draper divorce drama? Before we go into what
she revealed on this podcast, So her husband was cheating
on her and all sorts well, so basically she had
a name of christ of course.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Yeah, she had.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
An emotional affair and had one kiss with someone from
another shakings.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
This is emotional affair. Yeah, that's physical both.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
She had an emotional affair that had one kiss with
someone from vander pump Villa, which is another show in
this universe.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Cross over on behalf of all forty year old men.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
No, you can't think, I think anybody in their forties
regular schedule program with war Zoom soon.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
No, no, no, people are like absolutely obsessed with this show.
You're actually falling into a relevancy here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Fine, and Pokemon Pokemon, keep it with Pokemon hour, Yeah,
dip into trains.

Speaker 10 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
Basically, she's had a very messy relationship. She had this
emotional affair. He's not a nice guy. There's a lot
of reasons why. But in this last season you're kind
of watching them hit their five year wedding anniversary and
she's debating do I want a divorce?

Speaker 14 (01:01:46):
Do I not?

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
Are we going to make it through this?

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Even famously James doesn't stand for the divorces.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
She's this is her second marriage, Oh my god, having
soon already? Oh well, she drinks, She's not the most two.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Is an essential part of Mormonism is not drinking.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
She remember that from the season when they get absolutely
slash their modern moment.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
So there's the Saints and the Sinners split them.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Okay, diet Mormon, Yeah, no, sugar moremon zero.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
Everyone knew this marriage was ending. Was at her dinner
for her five year wedding anniversary. This woman is known
as the hair Queen of ut She owns a hear empire.
She showed up to her anniversary dinner with a claw
clipping and everyone's like, oh, it's over.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
It's done. She's checked out.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
So this caller daddy has come out, the divorce has
been filed.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
As you just hired him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
He allegedly tried to hire escorts. Yeah, so now he
was going to six parties and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Allowed to do that if you're Mormon. Zero zero.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Official moment at this stage.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Hacked her Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
The prenuppers valid, she reveals, and she's very happy about that.
She also touched on the tailor frank Paul stuff, which
is that huge.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Dramas Taylor Frankie Paul, you know all about it. She
was the Bachelor. It was went to release this week
through a stall.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
At Yes, let's all go or did the still sort
of like leap to her defense, no one knows and
the very famous it's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Very very bad.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
The footag chess come out with their TMZ watermark on top.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
I will say they are across.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Somebody said, TMZ have an office in the l A Courthouse. Well, yeah,
so they just see everything that comes in.

Speaker 12 (01:03:33):
They've recently disclosed that they have people in all hospitals,
all Morgus like everywhere. They have people like They've just said, yeah,
we do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Wow, I love That's that's how they know in this
time of high unemployment that people were getting a.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Job at double job in this economy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
Play z MS flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
The Day, Day, Day, Day Day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Do do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
All This week we're looking into flavor combinations and where
they come from, unusual ones.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Yesterday we learned about chili and chocolate. That was my
favorite of the week. We've done Sultan Van's cheese and onions.
Big your part as an onion was the first. Are
you headlining salt and vinegar? Do you think? I thought, I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Think we've kind of covered why and Sultan vinegar at
some stage in Fact of the Day previously.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
But if people want the salt and vinegar. I'm happening.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, actually, that's a great idea. I had one line
up tomorrow that was the weakest of the week Friday. No, no, no, no,
tell us what it was going to be, because I
might still use it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Sex which favor combo? Do you want? Do you want
to delve into to? Because I always find you put that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
We can put the weakness on Friday because we're all
in a little bit of a silly mood and wanting
to get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
It often just get sidetracked anyway. Yeah. Cream and chives.
Why is that a thing? I love sour cream and chips.
I love chip. It'll be because of like the smoothness
of the sour cream become the time. That's why. That's
what we're dealving.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Someone when they had a handful of chives went into
their South Cream and they were like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
That slaps revolutionary an accidental coming. Yeah, well this one's
about mental a message and.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Apple saw some pork.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Yeah, probably just because they had lots of apples and
they were just try someone this dry ye what you
kind of it's time tapped upon here is pretty much
that's the story of everything this week. An abundance of
one thing and an abundance of another, and we put
it together. But today lamb and mint is an interesting one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
The Romans, they mint grew wild, of course, like everything did.
But they were like, that's quite young. So they would
use it for lots of things. And as the Romans
spread through Rope, they took it with it and they
got to England and they put some they put some
mint down and obviously not only worked well, but it grew.
If you know this, if you never plant mint in
the garden because it goes crazy, you've got to keep
it that in.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
I've got two in pots. You've got to keep it
in the pot. Otherwise it's your whole garden.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Just hack it right back, be rough with the mint, yes,
real hard and will always bounce back. Yeah yeah ah,
So mint will grow. You never let it run free
because it'll take over. So oftentimes Romans would be feeding
mint to their lambs, lamb lamb infuse mint. However, when

(01:06:37):
it got when the Romans left Britain and left behind
some sheep and left behind some mint, there was this
weird folk belief that if the sheep ate the mint,
it would prevent them from fattening properly, and probably if
they were only on mint, it's not as good as
if they were on grass, yeah, or flowers and a
more sort of fuller thing. So they kind of separated
them and said mint can still be used, but keep
it away from the sheep. And then they kind of

(01:06:58):
also separated away from being eaten with lamb. So it
went on this hiatus. Now it's believed to have come back,
and under Henry the Eighth, his Lord Chancellor Thomas Wolseley
was in charge of Henry the Eight's massive feasts. Now,
if we know anything about Henry the Eighth, he had
lots of wives. They made a musical about it, and
he was a big fat bastard. He was known for

(01:07:20):
these lavish banquets. And this Thomas Woseley apparently reintroduced mint
sauce or mint jelly even because he could afford the
sugar and everything that could make the mint jelly right,
and he would have this lavished on his roast lambs,
and so it became a poshe.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Dish to have, is it pose?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
It was posh, But then it worked its way down
to the common folk, because of course lamb wasn't like
an everyday meat. It was a little bit harder to
come across a little more spaces, so then it re
established itself as like one of those things that posh
Bell will have until everybody else can put their hands
on it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
And that's why we love minton. Minton.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Lam particularly works well on the mutton because of the
high level of branched chain fatty.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Acids that produce its distinctive strong I love him. People
don't like man. I love mutton. I think it's a
mental thing for me. So then give me a yeah, delicious,
soft fresh before they get ugly, because sheep ugly, but
lambs and jams are so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
So the men contains menthal you'll know this, Auntie bloody
and then and so it balances out the mutton because
it's fresh and it cuts.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
So today's back to the day is mint and lamb.
The Romans did it, the Greeks did it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Then it took a holiday and it came back with
Henry the eighth.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Fact of the day, Day Day Day Day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
The z N podcast network plays ns flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Now, as you know, the Hannah Montana twentieth Anniversary special happened.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
On Disney Plus Yesterday and a lot happened.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
But as part of the section where Alex Cooper from
Call Her Daddy, who were just talking about before, was
interviewing Miley, and Miley revealed a secret relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Secretly Okay, Dylan Sprouse was my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
I think he was the cutest.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
You actually did it? Yeah, that was my boyfriend. Did
we know this? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I think like maybe there was rumored, but it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Confirmed, confirmed, Dylan Sprouse from Zack and Cody and all that. Yeah,
Dylan Sprouse, sweet the sweet life on Deck and all
that kind of stuff. What's the other Sprouse's name?

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Dylan and cale Cole Sprouse. But secret relationship when they
were little Disney kids, he would have been there going
back behind the sets. Okay, boy holding hands, yeah the boy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
And then breaking up between Yeah, like my.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Hat's broken as a love of my life. Like you
don't know, you don't know, you're just a child.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
But I want to know have you had or are
you in a secret relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Because it's not just celebrities that do this, It's people
do this all the time. Maybe because it's an extra
it's an extra relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
What do you mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, totally bonus relationship.
I thought you meant. Or it's like a best friend's
X and you're like, well, i' fallen alive?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Or a secret someone at work? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Or maybe your family wouldn't approve of this person because
they have facial.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Tattoos, yes, you know, or a religious reason.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Religious reasons. Yeah, I don't think I've had one. I
definitely remember the guy that was dating at my twenty
first I wasn't proud of. That was the DJ who
ghosted me at five am and he asked when my
parents were coming over for the little like family bit
before the party, yeah, should I come over? And I
was like no, right, So I secret because I was embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I mean, I don't know, would you be in a
relationship if you were embarrassed about it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Yeah? I think that was the and the writing was
on the wall. Yeah, it really was. That wasn't gonna last.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Well, if you've ever been in a secret relationship or
you are in one now, I would love to hear
about it. I'll wait one hundred times at them. You
can text through nine six nine secs already, some looking
at your faces, some juicy text messages coming through, because.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Sometimes you do have to keep it secret because the
timing's wrong. Yes, yeah, anyway, are you in or have
you been in a secret relationship? We want to know
from you. Have you been in or are you currently
in a secret relationship?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Yeah, Like you have to hide it from work because
you've got a workplace that doesn't allow it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Yeah, or it's inappropriate. You shouldn't be dating that person.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Like your best friend's brother or something you tell your
best friend. Yeah, okay, some messages in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
I was married to a woman for five years. I'm
also a woman. We had a business together, a dog,
and we lived together.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Her family were religious, so she just told them we
were best friends and they chose to believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Well, that's very nineteen fifties, just jolly good friends.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
That we live with, friends, joy God now and then
were kiss They would come as friends, They would come
to stay and she would move out of the bedroom
and would put on the big old straight show. Yeah,
her previous girlfriend found out about it. They didn't speak
to her for years. When she met me, they started
talking to her again. Their dad told her she'd be
welcome back into the family as long as she didn't

(01:12:24):
have any abnormal friends.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Oh my lord. We split up and we remain friends,
actually just friends friends. Right. Let me. Did you have
a secret relationship? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
I did?

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Who was it with my current boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Started out secret? Yeah? But why did it started out?

Speaker 14 (01:12:44):
Started out as a secret.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
But it's not a secret anymore, right, So why did
it have to be a secret at the start?

Speaker 14 (01:12:49):
Because he was one of my customers at were what do.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
You do for a living?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
I work in customer service?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Oh okay, so but it's not like only that's a
bit looser when it's you know, but if it was
like a medical profession or like you know, like a
doctor or something, you can't do that. But like, surely
customers are okay, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
I saw him every single day at work, like he
was a regular. He came in every day time. Did
he end up coming in every day because you were there?

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
It sounds like yeah, yeah he did.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Actually I'm away obsessed with me, but keep coming Yeah yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
And so how long have you been together then?

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Just every year?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Worked out? Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Does he still come in every day now or no?

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
No, I moved to a different work like okay, sign
business but different workplace. Yeah, it's just being annoying coming
in every day, wasn't he Yeah, this morning, I'll see it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Let me keep your teas coming in nine six nine six,
waite hundred dollars at them.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
Have you been in a secret relationship? Have you been
in a secret relationship? Marley Cyrus was as revealed on
his special, A.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Lot of celebrities keep it secret. Yeah. You can see
why because people have hound them all the time, and
then if it doesn't work out, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
So many people are saying they were in a secret
relationship and the thing that stopped them was meeting their
current partner, who wasn't the person that they were in
a secret relationship with, because.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
They meet someone that they didn't have to hide.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yeah, oh wow. That's kind of a little bit of
a theme running through it. I've got a friends with
benefit situation with a colleague for the past five years,
just beneficial this week, but still keeping it secret due
to work and also the fun of secrecy. Yeah, it
is fun. Also one percent some people that you work know,
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I reckon. You could work it out, right, Yeah, I
think you could.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
My current partner and I had to keep our relationship
on the download for a while because she was an
exotic dancer and if I got out, I wouldn't have
been allowed in there anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Oh, you like to go and watch your girlfriend? That's top. Yeah,
you know this is a pain customer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Yeah, I expected discount though sends and family.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Yeah, your friends and family left. Wh you mean like
when you're giving.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Them taking the money and you're allowed to wat chucking
on a couple of coins?

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Coins? Coins get you more? She's getting weighed down with coins.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
In high school, my best friend had her boyfriend from
her parents and would lie and she was saying staying
at my house. But then she was always staying at
my house and her parents ended up accusing her and
I have been lesbian's together. She'd stayed at my house.
Oh yeah, I just started dating my colleague. He's twenty
six and I'm forty two. But we have to keep
it secret from our workmates, so we'll get judged.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Yeah, gosh, get it. Currently engaging.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
They've used a different word with my coworker, who's twenty
two years older than me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
It's wild but so so good. Coworker who's twenty Wow, I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Worked lots of people keeping it secret because of work,
you'd be bothered.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Yeah, it's too missy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
My mum was drunkenly telling me about her secret boyfriend.
She couldn't really reveal his identity because he was twenty
sex and she was in her forties. I was supportive
and I said, that's awesome. Im get it turned out
to be my ex husband. What so that's why she
couldn't tell me his identity?

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Mom, Mom, Mom should know better than that, Mom, Mom.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Mom, I mean, but also a way can we ever
follow up? Like are you still talking to your mom?
Like do you write your mom out of your life
after that? Or did mom stop? Or is mom still
with your ex?

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
More plas need to follow up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I keep my first same sex relationship secret even though
her husband didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Laugh on the end of everyone's a bit gay? Do
you know what? I just tell the husband he might
be all right with her.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
I was in a secret relationship with a guy from
the UK. I was in a bad marriage with her
husband was more in love with his computer than he
was with me. Met this UK guy online, fell in
love long distance for months before he came over for
two weeks and I left the marriage.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Wow, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
So you're like, just try it in real life and
then you're like, yep, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
And are they still together? Follow up? Please?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Are you're still with this person? I slept with my
friends boyfriend. She still doesn't know. This was like ten
years ago. But now I'm married to somebody else with
two kids. But it's something I think I'll probably take
to my grave.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yeah, yeah, even if you told them now ten years later,
they'd still be shaddy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
I reckon God, there's some juice in this text machine.
Fell for an older man at work.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
He was fifteen years older than me, and I was
a recent employee eleven years later and two kids. I
think the secret's out. Yeah, I think everyone knows now.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
You had a file up text mum is out of
my life and they only lasted a few weeks. Classic
one yes to forgive? Is that worth at my mum? Yeah? No,
it wasn't a lot of secret relationships with the boss.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
I heard a story now anything that says and this
is kind of juicy enough. I heard about an executive
at a New Zealand company who had a whole secret family.
He had one in Rumuera and the other in Brown's Bay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
You put a bridge between them, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
And he would tell us that he had to travel
every other week to Sydney for work, but he's actually
going to Brown's Bay to the girlfriend and his other
kid with him.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
It's like Auckland's beg. But it's not that not that bad.
I don't know how you would do that. Although I'm
saying that I have not been.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I've maybe been to Browns Bay once in my life twice.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Get your nails on there, don't you? Are you? Yeah? Yeah,
Sophie's moved Rosdale.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Oh new salons, handy a few Rosedale's finalists, weaving your
way through a north Shore suburb.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Sophie loves the phoners, she loves and she'll be loving us. Yeah.
I was actually Brown's back the weekend. There's a pub.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
There's a pub nearby that was closing down and tickle
my fancy and I had never been there, so I
went and had a guinness.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Did you see anyone that looked like they were living
a double life? All of them? But they also just
could be South Africa. It's a big Browns baper and you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
See someone and you're like, are they living a double
life or are they from South Africa? That's just what
you just don't know, that's what you're saying. Lots of
secret relationships out there.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
Podcast Needwork plays in Splitch one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Well, it's my first athlete's foot of the Damper seasons.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Every day we discussed what we want for our sixy
break of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Yeah, and today is my about it. Yesterday under the
little toe, a little scratch. I know exactly where it
came from, gym shower.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Not weird candles. What about Shennon's hack with the pads.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
And the tope didn't have any sanitary pads on me
at the time to be able to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Well, I'm saying now every time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I mean I have for a while because of my shoulder,
but I'd always just yeah, likeline probably helps at the yeah, probably,
and then I'll always shall when I get home as well. Yeah,
but I always get it and went to because I
like a big boot in a fix. So yeah, and
it gets a little steamy down there between my toes probably.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
You've got to let it breathe.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Ye. Well, I've been wearing like these fake burks all summer.
It's just getting a bit damper, And then I used
it and I didn't think it was I thought athletes
fort was the male thrush. These things we just deal with.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
You thought it was super common as you steal it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
But yeah, I've been I've been repulsing people telling them
it's the first athletes of the damp season.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
It's funny that feeds a yake that we're like, if
you had a fungal on your arm, would be like,
oh god, okay athletes.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
It's like, yeah, it's either people feed a yuck or
people really like them. Nine sex, nine sex if you've
got foot thrush at the moment, nine sex and sex
if you've got a bit of athletes. Yeah, I'm going
to be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Going to the chemist White score super saving a chemis
where house? The April catalog is out?

Speaker 14 (01:20:19):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Have you checked the Apple catalog? Lamosal or is that
what it's all?

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
That fungal. You can get a spray as well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
A spray that sounds possionate and probably more expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
I'm a right with a crame or a powder. Yeah right?
How long does it take to clear? I've never had
it like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
A couple of days. I've had it once like years ago.
It's a it's just like a weird crack.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Under my toe. It shouldn't be a crack. They do
crack white, Yeah, crack.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Here but fungal dry and fund. You've got really damp feet,
don't you, Because these fake burk's got wet too, So
it's only Yeah, you've got to try out your books.
If they get weird.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
You got a hot water coverage. I do have a
hot get them in there, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You put them in a bowl of rice, athlete, you
just put them in a idea.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
That's a lot of rice, though. Can I re use
the rice afterwards? Is that the I want to rice?
I don't want your foot thrush from your cheesy foot.
Reuse the rice? Nine sex nine when when you dry
something out? Have you ever re used the rice on
your phone? You put your phone in a bowl of rice,
and you like cooked phone rice? Before you reckon? You
can taste the difference. Rice is delicious. It's phone rice.

(01:21:31):
The electronics. I can it's like a whole bag of rice.
You've wasted. I'm not wasting, man. Yeah, and you you
can rint so no, but it's kind of soaked up
the phone phone moisture. Yeah, Okay, okay, have you found
some cream?

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I've found the April mailer said fixed vapor much.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
No, it doesn't vapor up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
I always put vix vapor up on my feet when
I got a cold. And but that's just a company
because old wives tail. Do you know what in a line,
son of a bitch over here, one of my to
one of my cozy winter comforts.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Yeah, a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
You wonder why you've got a damn phots because you're
rubbing it with Vicks. Somebody reckons rocked of hand sanitizer
on the feet. That would sting because last night, I
have you talked to doctor Shawney about this? I don't
need to talk to doctor Shawney about this is not
a doctor level issues.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
I think into the chemistry.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
But if you don't sort it out, it could become
a doctor grows.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
If you leave it, it gets worse and worse than one
of those anti fungal diets.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Somebody, why are you putting the phone in the rice?
Because if it just got wet, that's fine. But if
the phone fell in the toilet, I wouldn't reuse the rice.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Oh where is the phone? You didn't get wet? Yeah? Good, point.
Actually good. Yeah, it is usually the toilet and then
I've probably had toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
I'm just going to become the world's worst sister. My
younger sister has advanced athletes foot. She has to go
on antibiotics.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Well, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
That's why I'm saying, talk to doctor Shawney. This is
why I'm going to take care of it today. And
it doesn't need to become a doctor level. This is
a chemist level threat, not a doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
If you go fungal into back an armed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Defender squad on a police su Okay, it doesn't need
to be doctor until it is. It.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Well, I'm going to take care of it so it
doesn't become you're on Monday. It'll be gone by monday.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
So he says famous last words. All right, I'm going
to call your foot until it's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Play it ends flesh.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
We want to know if you told her a big
lie when you're a kid, a big whopper.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
And maybe your parents believed it, believed it hotline and
sinker the moments all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Didn't you tell your parents you needed glasses you can
barely see because you thought they looked cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
I wanted anastagia glasses want the tinted glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Yellow, And I made them do the whole process of
gidding my eyes testers and then they literally told my mum,
she's lying.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
It's because I was like, are pizza slies for ta terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Oh okay, but your parents believe you until that moment.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Yeah, that's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Well, the reason we bring this up is because researchers
and scientists have discovered the age that children start becoming,
as they put it, cunning little liars. So they looked
at obviously, I conducted a whole bunch of research the
cognitive Development Peace in the journal found that around a

(01:24:31):
quarter of children start to understand deception by the age.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Of just ten months.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Ten months mons their proportion rises to around half by
the age of seventeen months, and by the age of three,
children become more proficient, creative, and frequent fabricators, according to
the findings.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
And you've had a couple of kids, when do you
think they start.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Codding on to the fact that they can lie to
get food or attention or don't know, I guess it's
a bit yeah, attention and stuff like, oh, like they
fall over and you if you're not watching they'll get
out and keep going. But if they look at you
and you're like and then they're like, I'm not actually hurt,
but I could get a cuddle out of this.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
I could yeah, get yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Which I also do as an adult, so I can't
hold that against them. Ah, But that's that's I guess
that's the early form of it, right, Yeah, because it's
that manipulation and lines.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
It feel like I started constantly lying at about five.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
I think it was when you got to school.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
Yeah, because I was a little Klipton and used to steal.
It was just such a weird part of my life.
But I used to steal, like steal from kids' bags,
steal toys, little bits and bobs, and I'd always take
them home and have to explain to my parents I
just found it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
And they believe you.

Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
I think they probably believed it the first couple of times,
but then I think they might have had words of
the school because it said to me, like, Haylen, have
you stolen Caitlyn's key chain?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
And yes, I had. It was a class little beer.
I remember it very vividly, and so I took it.
Caitlyn probably still hates you to this day we've never
spoken again.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Yeah. Wow, I wish you well though throughout the Kaitlyn,
my two year old is very smart. Someone messaged and
he lies so easily and has worked out he can
get his older brother in trouble by blaming things on him.
And he also plays my husband and I off against
each other, asking us separately for something hopening the other.
And you you have a trouble thing on your hands. Okay,
Cayden's mum, Yeah, what's his name? We need to follow

(01:26:21):
you double down nine sex, nine sex. We need a
name of that lying two year old. Okay, this is
what we want to know right now. Oh eight hundred
and Charles at him, you can tix through nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Did you tell a big lie as a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Well, we want to know if you told a big
lie when you're a kid, because scientists and research has
worked out that kids start lying very young ten months, Yeah,
and by three they're very devious. By four there are
of fraud. Yeah, master criminals at the ages.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Give me money off of dad's account and the like.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
So uh nine six nine sex ticks through the lies? Yeah,
that you told the massive lies? Shay, what was yours
as a cat.

Speaker 14 (01:27:02):
So I had a big like violin exam today and
I didn't want to do it. I hadn't practiced, but
it was super important. So I went out to the garden.
I found a bee and I'm really allergic to bee,
and I grabbed it just straight raw dog grabbed it
with my hand. Oh my god, huge big swellen hand

(01:27:25):
up to my elbow. And I just told my parents
that I was gardening, which is such a stupid lie.
What telve year old goes out in the gardens?

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
What the hell did they did you have to go
to hospital or anything or just have angie hastamines?

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Nah?

Speaker 14 (01:27:38):
Well, we just watched the swelling and waited until it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Stopped, then got out of the exam, and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Then got out of the exam.

Speaker 14 (01:27:45):
Yeah, and I passed it because by default I couldn't
do it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Oh so they just gave you like an estimated mark.
Are you a violinist?

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Ye?

Speaker 14 (01:27:52):
Now, though I am not.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
No, No, when did you give up on it?

Speaker 14 (01:28:00):
A couple of years after that, I didn't like practicing
all that much, to be honest, sounds so boring.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Sounds like you've got a little lime machine in the background.
There crying.

Speaker 14 (01:28:09):
That baby is almost turned.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
She's a pain of my own.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
She'll be lying in a year, be fully fledged liar
in a year. Apparently got into a scientists, So good luck, Shaye.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yeah, there we go. There's another one. There's another lie
out of the mouth. Some messages at nine six nine sex,
Thank you Shay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
When my dad pussed me off for nineteen eighty seven,
I got revenge. I used my spray water bottle to
spray a perfect circle on the ceiling. He couldn't understand
why it was there. There was no pipes running through that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
Hard of the ceiling.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I did it for months until they had to open
the ceiling to see if it was a roof leak.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
But it was happening when it wasn't. Even raining couldn't
find a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
And I never told him it was all me all along,
even though I was asked repeatedly if it was me
or if I knew what was happening.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
What a little so manipulative? That is so calculated?

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
I know, But also isn't it genius? It's incredible. No,
we're not condemning. It's incredible. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
When we were kids, my cousin who was about four
at the time, I said that he saw an Ana
Condor in the back garden. We lived in Central in London.
But he swore there was an Anta Connor in the backguard.

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Sure he did.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Okay, So this, my child is a is a chronic liar.
This person says he told me that when he was
with dad, Dad spent a lot of time cuddling another woman.
What wasn't true? What the the woman that he had
said was cuddling with Dad And she's like no, and
they weren't. Uh. He also told me has Nana didn't

(01:29:39):
feed him anything except watermelon when he went and stayed there,
And his poppa, who has dementia, was smoking in the
car with him in the car and it smelled like
rubbish and then I vomited in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Also, none of that true.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Little habitual lying five years old and he's been lying
for years. How do you like stop that? Like now
you can't, You can't do hidings anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Like what do you do? Smack it out of them?
Lie back? Do you? Doesn't sound healthy? Doesn't Yeah? Nah?
Fighting fire with fire when it comes to parenting is
the right way born.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
That doesn't sound It doesn't sound like a fire with fire,
and the whole world burns. Hailey, I told my two
year old brother sorry. My parents said, where is your brother?
He was two years old at the time. I said,
he went rushing out the front gate and onto the
busy road. I knew he was actually up in his room.
The whole time they rushed out of the gate, they
were screaming. They thought he'd been kidnapped. There was like

(01:30:31):
this mad panic. And they came back inside and he
was there. And I must have had a little smile
on my face. Oh okay, if that was eighties and nineties,
you've got the biggest hiding ever.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
A daycare teacher said yesterday she watched my two year
old son push a kid off the bike and take
the kids. She went over to him and said to him,
you let the other child finish their turn. And my
son said to her, I had this bike first, and
she said, no, I saw you take it. And he
looked on the eye and said, I was on the bike.
They tried to get me off. Just a little guess
double down as from child to add up. Wowkay, this

(01:31:05):
one's really cute. Idaught it's five and she does the
opposite of lying. She tells us every little thing she's
done wrong each day. For example, yesterday she said to us,
I told Rosie today I didn't want to play with her.
But then I said, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Rosie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
I felt terrible how bad I made her feel. And
today I dropped a piece of rubbish on the ground.
It was just an accident. I picked it up immediately
and put it in the bin. And like, just can't
lie and just openly admits to anything that she feels
guilty about.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
She'll learn kind of the foundation of surviving in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
A lie I thought tripped my friends. She ended up
falling over and breaking her elbow. I told the teachers
and anyone else that she tripped into a pothole. She
definitely didn't. I definitely didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Man some of these ticks. Why what's you're saying? Never
trust anybody ever, will stop ever.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
A girl at my school was late one morning and
she came in running and she was crying, and she said,
I've just escaped an attempted kidnap.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
You don't joke. We're about nine.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
To teach you freak out. The police got called and everything.
There was like this man hunt for this person she described.
Turned out she was lying. She was just late and
she didn't want to get in trouble for being late.
So now she was in trouble for a year.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Pastime, he cried, wolf, She'll get abducted by a wolf
and no one will believe.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
No one believed that the wolf was there.

Speaker 8 (01:32:22):
Playe plaze endmever A quickly little pole.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
Yeah, we have run a quickly little pole. Do you
have a nickname for your junk your bits? Bob's a
weird question to ask, but there is reason.

Speaker 14 (01:32:36):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
There are thirty three million penises in the UK, right,
thirty three million of them, and according to survey, a
very big survey, around twenty six million of these penises
have been given a nickname by their owner.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
Who is That's interesting? That cannot be right? That is
research from the Urology Foundation. Is this too?

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Is this kind of like a say that get men
to do health check health chicks?

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Okay, right, and reiterate that, yeah, get checked. But nicknames
for your bit bits? I don't know of any guys
that I know that nickname? You don't have anything your
boobies your yeah, like the old girls, Yeah, the old owls.
You're the bats get the bats out. No, that's different
to a nickname. That's just a.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Cloak wheel a little yeah, yeah, I don't do you
know worn of anyone that nicknames nah Donald.

Speaker 5 (01:33:31):
Well this is when I when I saw those stats,
I was like, that's a lot of nicknames for a
lot of willies. Yeah, and I wonder in New Zealand,
if we ran our own research, which we.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Have ortole, very extensive research.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
It goes up and it comes out people said, no,
they don't have nicknames for their bit. Okay, that's still
like one in ten people that respond to this, dude,
that's crazy. Oh some of these can't be rid out obviously. Okay,
well maybe you can dance or around. Dances are called
the girls, and downstairs is called Shells. Now, this is

(01:34:06):
Michelle Shells, Shells, Shells and her lady part is Okay,
Caroline replied, it's called Virginia. Okay, great. My bobs are
called Brittany and Brianna.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Vagina is fantastic Vagina, and his is Terrence. His tongue
is called Terence. Okay. And Riccardo, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
That's not a sexy name. I'm sorry, Yeah, what if
it was. You've just made it sexy with an accent, though,
haven't you. Yeah? Yeah, I just have a few variations
on the garden.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Sometimes it will be called my lady Garden.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Sometimes it's got my Secret garden, okay, sometimes just the garden.
My daughters used to call it a foof yeh see
is that a nickname or is that just a different
yeah name for it?

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
So yeah, I call my partners Rufus. Rufus was the
naked mole rat from Composi TV show Compulsively. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Yeah, it paints an image, it really does, isn't it
not a good one? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
My gosh, Bella Donna and I'll use it in a sentence.
Belladonna needs to be wooded. Baby cakes, I hate them.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Yeah, I hate it too.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
I wish I really read it, but then I read it,
so it needs to be shared.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Yeah, shared pain. My boobs are called Barbara and Jean.
Barbara and Jean. That's a lovely woman's name. Yeah. And
someone's said my little fellows called Johnny Bravo.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Well, mama, so we asked for a quick little today.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Do you have a nickname for your bets and nine?

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
He was like, nah, no, they're still timacing the door,
and that's quite weird, quite weird, New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Oh you tell me that was my Tom, That was
my ton tum tum. Hey guys, I reckon. It was
the most fun I ever had on a show. Not
not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
I don't know, we're even know, we're even closed.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
You haven't been here long, have you? No? I haven't No.
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