Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Police's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy it happened for PIDs. Good morning,
Happy Friday. We made it.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't say that the day is not over.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's not deal or reveal? Are the last case on
the wall?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Number four?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
So that's that you don't even get a choice when
you ring at eight four like a lump it. Yep,
it's the last case. So there's a cash amountainside. Brend
the banker will make you a deal. You can either
choose to take that deal, take that cash, or reveal
what's inside the case. So eight o'clock is your next
chance to play this morning fun my pick for Friday

(00:49):
flashback today. I'm going to go with a band as
well that have a Naunzi retirement, which is funny because
I thought they were over.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
They were like cream.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
No no, but on the top six one. What do
you what's on the top six today? Well, a little
bit of a local legend. And Nelson worked at the
New World. So when the New New World was built
and she was passing away, she said, popped me in
the foundations, not as a corpse, she was ashes ashes

(01:21):
the concrete base yeah, don't we have homes in the
concrete base here. We don't tell too many people. We've
got a little We've got a sprinkle of home legendary
broadcast supperl home sh that we go to. Yeah, we
popped that in. Yeah, it's like the the Blarney Stone. Yes, yeah,
that iron castle. We give the homes a little cuss

(01:41):
on the way past.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
So about the top six places you can put my ashes? Okay,
just sort of get yeah, you want to keep it
in the industry or just anyway we'll see interests things
are like, okay, yeah, sprinkle it up, put it divided
into sex and put it in this six place is
like the haw Cruxes and Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, here's in charge of this, the girls.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah right, well, well, will listen intently so that we
can pass that information.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Okay. Next on the show podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
There was nothing more embarrassing than when you were a
learner drive and you got that ugly yellow plate in
the back of your car.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Or new learner drivers are making a way to make
it a bit cooler.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Does that end podcast needwork? I what car did you
learn to drive?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Them? A die hat sue, A little blue die Hatsu,
nice little hats I learned to drive, and a Twyota
Starlet nineteen eighty six too to Starlet cute mine was.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
It was dad's Lexus. Now we remember, this.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Just feels like that's rich. That just feels like a
rich person really just wanted to lure. I will say
it was a story to rub their wealth.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It was a very old secondhand car.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Where did you guys holiday growing up just just through
in New Zealand? Did of France? No?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
But I remember it was like my dad's pride and joy.
But my mom had like a bigger kind of a
trucky thing Suzuki, like an suv or something. What was
it was green Suzuki something? Not yeah, a big Suzuki.
It was like kind of was it a batarataras were?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
And so I couldn't learn to drive in that. So
I had to learn a dad's car and he was
like Alexis and a Lexus Stylet.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
It was.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
It was like a very old secondhand one f context.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
But I remember the day of getting the l plates
and then like.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, they're so shame, Like do we have to drive
these loser plates? And we used to call them loser plates? Sticking.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
My dad's sticking in the back of the car and
being like, don't put the sticker on, We'll just put
blue tack and they kept falling down.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
And then where you had the little suction things, and
then afterwards they released those ones that were like did
you ever see those ones? You know, if there's printing
on a window, like out there material, it's got heats
and heaps of holes in it, so it's meshy and
it just.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Just like slapped on.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, yeah, and you could put it on a stick,
like when you sit on a bus behind a marketing
poster and you can still see through that what.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
They were, but you can't see in yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
But they were so shame and you used to be like,
I can't wait to get these off.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Well.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
People in New South Wales in Australia have been warned
that they could be fine three hundred and thirty dollars
and two demerit points if they keep the dazzling their
l plates. So people have been owl plates or pea plates,
depending on where you are there.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
On their version of the restricted you have to have
a pee plermit. Yeah, so it's like an ol plate
that you stick in your window, but it's pea yeah
yeah yeah restricted yeah yeah, and you can't. There's a
whole lot of restrictions that come with it.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
So people are like, look at these rhine stoning them.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's yellow and black pine stone.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I mean it's they're not covering the owl not.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
But the Transport agency is like, listen, this is like,
this is what this is for. It is too loud
and clear. Let people know that you are a learner driver.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, not a loser. Do we have any law enforcement
listening now? Would we be allowed to dazzle our our
plates because those actually yea, if anything, they might shine
in the light about hcause.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
They're just saying that.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
They're saying they may not comply with regulation and therefore
should not be used. And they say that dazzling is
best saved for other items.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Keep it out of the car. Out of the car,
and it's still plates.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh it's still the jazzling. Sorry to bring the tone.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Jazzled in the years, did you that's right?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
People used to rhinestone the sort of pube triangle.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, they wax it or it lays it off.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
And then they put like a harder playboy buddy.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
No one put a playboy buddy down there? Did they
you rocking a playboy buddy tattoo? Or are you the
jess Ling or are you the jazz? When did you
ask for ze? Talk to someone? The other day? They
had an encounter with someone and sexual encounter of the
sexual nature years and the person took their pants off
and they had a like it when they do that.

(06:10):
Then already they had a blue star pimple plaster on,
like on a pimple down there on the on the
like on on the side. You know sometimes you get
a pimple like in the pubis area are situation that was,
they were just like they just had a blue purple
pat pimple patch. I remember, just because you don't want

(06:30):
to falling in your food, you don't be able to
see it, you know what skin gallon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Because on six Life, I think season one, Morgan talked
about it that she wasn't ready for the day they
were going to take their clothes off at the school
and she had a bunch of like the clear purple
patches on just some ingrowns and was like.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh god, they're everywhere, but not a blue star. It's good,
good to see.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Maybe it was a rating. Maybe it was a one
star hits up on a one stae in my reviews
so far afore them and I'm working really hard.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
We've got a learner plates on. I'm getting bit every
day the.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Podcast network from the Fletchforn and Haley group chat this
is the top six killed her a long serving New
World employee by the name of Diane Hodson who worked
for thirty years as the freezer manager. She bike to
work every day and people just loved her. She was

(07:30):
a local legend. She passed away last year and her ashes,
along with her thirty year plus service badge were the
were placed under the new freezer section with her family's
blessings of the new and the new concrete. Poor.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
That's lovely.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, it's lovely that she cared so much about it
and obviously had a very happy and fulfilling career.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
And there's actually going to be a second tribute plan
at the same New World for Julie, who died six
weeks before the dropbody. Yeah, after fifteen years, is the
store's lost prevention manager to set me? She? Oh, yeah,
she got some rat bag clip says the rat bags
around the air, does she? She did. Yeah, she's going

(08:10):
to be placed at the entrance way later this year
so she can continue to watch people come and go.
When people leave with your bar in their pocket, the
ghost of Julie is just ready. And get clip around
the air if you try to pinch anything.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I love this job and I love hanging out with
you guys every morning. And by you guys are mean
the listeners and you guys, please don't put me none
of me at.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Work a little bit in this corporate building. You're getting buried.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Now I'm getting buried.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
To cut a toe off, you.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Can have a finger, but just not here to love
the viaduct ales tame to roses, you know, put me
in a frozen bug something like that.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Just not put your finger in when you live.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Finger it may be, but no, no, no, yeah no no.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Don't you know through the microphone problem in places like
picturesque places and beaches where people do this a lot
for its meshes. Yeah, because Fields was a big one.
You stop smuggling your dear dad onto his favorite team
sports and people are like lean over the hoardings and
sprinkle them onto the pitch. Yeah, it's a bit more,
but I've got the top six places to put my

(09:15):
ashes because these are the places I've spent a lot
of time.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Because he's Flitch, You're in charge of that. I'll be
destraught and I'll do the singing at the Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I put on a real show.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Wait, so you're gonna make it all about yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I'm going to do five at the top.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, it's right. Keep people in a relationship. Makes noise
on stuff like that custom five. Oh you want a
custom five. I was just gonna whip out my about you.
My club's true.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Everybody in the morning, make some noise.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yeah, Top six places put my ashes that I spent
a lot of time. Number six on the list. That big,
big bean bag I've got in the lounge. You love that?

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Actually that's hashtag spon con for the Meala. It's a double.
It's yeah, it's so huge. It's huge, but it's so fantastic.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
So we were putting it inside the car.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I want to I reckon just and right into
the middle of the bean bag. You won't even feel it.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
You could have get it, but we end up whistling
that thing one day.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, but I'm right in the middle I'm not. I'm
in a container. Oh okay, chuck me in a little
contained a number five on the list of the top
six places to put my ashes. One of my favorite
places to enjoy Guinness the hillpa. Oh mate, there's lots
of pot plants, the popeliness. I'll be like just that
bloody pop plant that prim there'd be a lot of
old mates that get sprinkled.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
And yeah, do you want to see have a bang
as a mash or a surfing turf?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
You have a bang as a mash fleets, your bang
is a mash. You have the surfing turf?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, plants, it would be.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
A couple of have some guy there playing the Eagles, yeah,
or even God live music from three is it?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Three?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Best Roman to Bestie safe to get a good spot?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
And number four in the list of the top six
places to put my ashes that I've spent a lot
of time. Ten obviously, which i'le I reckon again. Probably
in the Pope plants. Outside of the plants, No, I thought.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
You would have wanted to go trade Entrance, the trade Bard.
I love a trade It's exclusive.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Ye, it would be your.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Make me a little box out of some of the
gap by the ten. Pop me at the trade.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
And put you in the hinges aisle.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Oh no, he'd no, not the Hindol. Sorry, but we'll
put him.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
In rhyobi at Bunnings. He'll get hat.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Please don't put my ashes in a ryobi. That would
be so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
We'll put you in a leaf blower. I do not reverse.
That'll be the right way, wouldn't that to blow it?
To blow you to blow it?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Number three in the list of the top six places
to put my ashes that I spent a lot of
time The Jamieson's Distillery. I've never actually been there, but
I just don't know how. Yeah, and maybe just in
the bottle. We're going to put you in the Jamison's bottle.
Empty a little bit in the bottom.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Make a slurry at Jamison's Smith Slurry.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Make a slurry, Yeah, make its slurry, whiskey slurry. Number
two in the list of the top six places to
put my ashes that I spent a lot of time
the gym. That's a lie.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
But who's calling out the dead guy? You know he's dead.
We turn out he loved he was here every day.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
He loves he loved and they were like, no We
were literally just about to send him a text.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
When did he die? Last week? He hasn't been in years,
but he loved it.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
But he made a donation. He made his donation. He
did and number one of the lists of the top
six places support my ashes that I spend a lot
of time here. I guess maybe in a meeting that
could have been an email.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
So we want to be in a meeting that could
have been an email. Yeah, and stand up in the
middle of it and say this could have been an
email and.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Get a leaf and then cover all of us in him,
put it all around.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
That'll work. I'm happy with that. Okay, all right, it'll work.
That's today. Stop six?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Does that end? Podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Two teenage girls in America are enjoying a lovely day
at the beach.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Is an America limit?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Double check? I don't want to lie to our listeners.
I never were in Florida.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Okay, So.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
They're fourteen to fifteen years old. They've been having a
lovely day at the beach. And after that they get
into a lift which is like uber or you know,
rides your app yep and they get a right home
and then their father notices the charge on his card.
Nice got on the lift, noise on the lift process.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
You have your girls on your app Oh that must
be nice. Yeah. They don't have to take them anywhere,
but you know if they need to in an emergency,
absolutely yes.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
So the dad sees the charge and the thing from
the beach to the house and he's like, that's very expensive.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Show me the receipt.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Get the receipt and there's the ride, all the normal stuff,
but there's a seventy five dollars cleaning charge. And he's like,
what did you do and they said nothing with absolutely.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Nothing, sand from the beach.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
No.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
So he gets in touch with the company and says,
what's the seventy five dollars cleaning fee? And they said, oh,
they left a mess in the car. Stains, spilled drinks
and fries chips everywhere. And the girl said, Dad, believe
trust me, Dad, I.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Wouldn't lie to you. We had no food in the car.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
So the dad goes back to lift and says, show
me photo evidence, because if you leave a mess in
the car, they have to take a photo, yes, so
they can charge you. They send back the photo. Now
this is a kind of a little photo of it.
There absolute disgust.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
So that's that's fair, that's disc There's a.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Drink spill, there's yellow fizzy yuck, stain, fries chips everywhere.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
It's an absolute mess.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
So he was like, girls, but before he lost it,
he noticed a little thing in the corner, little logo,
little water logo Gemini. He's used AI.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
What he left his watermark? He left his water mark
on the photo crop it off.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
The lift driver had aied the mess into his car
and claim they made the smiths and they're like, we
didn't even have any food.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Let alonely Yeah yeah, litt alone anything in the car.
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
So he goes back and he says to the girls,
is this is that what I think it isn't it?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
So he tells Left. He was like, I can tell
you right now.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Those are AI generated and Left was like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
They got the images back.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
They said, you're so right, Like this is that's there's
no doubt about obviously, like refunded the seventy five and
he's been blocked, it's been blocked from using.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
The driver has yeah, wow, I see that's something we've
got to be worried about now, is being scammed that way.
But remember we know what We're got to take photos.
Remember we're going to take photos when we get out. No,
but then we could AI the photos to clean up.
We could we could take a missy photo.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I could soberize my eyes and photos, you know, remove spew.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, take the Litziga.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I was no, this is man I've taken at twelve
thirty am.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
But remember remember guys, but with the AI insurance fraud.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
That's right, people were like photoshopping watches on their rest.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
At me in Barcelona last year, with the watch and
there's me with my rolics.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
You're like, you didn't you never had that?

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:15):
AI, you could AI generate a receipt for something you've
never purchased.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Is there a way to tell that photo has been altered?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
If aren't they.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Doing stuff around this at the moment, making a law
that it has to be disclosed that something's an AI thing.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, but I don't think you're worried about the law disclosing.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
When you're doing fraud.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, well there you go something you actually it's if
you say, if you think of being scammed, and you say, ah,
you scam it, they legally have to say yes, and
then stop. I don't know if that's a thing born Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Yeah, again they do it. I don't think the law
abiding citizens so they are. They're quite principled.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, other than this one little of the law.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
It's another way you can lose some money.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
And just another way.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
Podcast plays it ends flesh one and Hailey, flet fun.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Hailey, silly little pole, silly little It is so silly, silly,
silly that silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole,
silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
See today's silly little Pole. Do you sleep wearing headphones?

Speaker 5 (17:26):
It's writting an article about this about the dangers of
sleeping with headphones, which I only do if I can't
sleep and I need it right into my ear holes.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
But a few things.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
They trap moisture so you can get a bit of
bacteria going in there. They can cause ear wax build
up by blocking the ear's natural self cleaning process that
happens at night long term nightly use a bit of
skin sensitivity volume if you've got it too high. That's
just like blast ear ear drums when they could be
having a break and you might not hear my glove.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Oh you might not hear.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Like don't do it.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
It's like get sleeps suff like ones if you have
to have music in your ears, ones that like you
can hear the outside world and they're not superent.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I couldn't wear them because I sleep on my side
and I move around heats.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
And you always like wake up and one's in the
beard by.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, the on the move.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
So do you sleep wearing headphones? The options were yes,
all the time, once in a blue moon, or no, never,
no never, eighty percent, oh wow, thirteen percent once in
a blue moon, eight percent all the time.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Wow, Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Some feedback. Louise says, I'm too scared of missing the
neighborhood gossip of a drunken brawl at three am by
sleeping with my headphones. Yeah, you gotta be able peeking
through the curtain. Yeah, always remember if you're going to
peek through the curtain, turn your light off first, because
that'll really be obvious when you peek through the curtain
if the light's on. Alana said, I have a couple
of times to drown out my husband's snoring rough a

(18:53):
little bit of a snorer. Your noise tenceling would be
good for that.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Your noise canceling's good or like yeah, white proper yeah,
but like yeah yeah, actual air plugs.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Meritor said years, for at least fifteen to twenty years
pre sleep headphones, I was constantly almost strangling myself with
the cords. So she's got some specifics. Oh, because I
know there was a while ago there was that you
could get a whole system may it was a mask
and then it went down over your ears as well,
and it had a bluetooth and the speakers were like flat.
They weren't great quality, but they were like the blockout noise.

(19:24):
Yeah right, and hotels hostels to drown out the noise.
I usually have your podcast playing out loud to sleep
while I'm at home. Oh that's lovely. So we're there, well,
I mean two thirds of the show very white noise.
We do have Hayley's a little bit brown noise.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, I've got a.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Quarter brown. Yeah yeah yeah. Brian said, I have a
fear that I'll push them deep into my head and
I won't be able to fish them out. Oh, you
make a roll on them and deep. The air hole
is not like the bumhole. No, it's kind of like it.
It doesn't close and open and then someone can go
and it and close behind it. So I would say panic,

(20:04):
not Brian, Brian, calm down. I fall asleep to your
parties every single night without failing. Don't be offended that
you put me to sleep and relax me. It just
relaxes me because you're so familiar to me. It helps me.
We're a woman brace. I just sort of thought i'd
snapped them out downside. It wasn't a good time when
the Christmas Elves they were orphans. There were never elms

(20:24):
were there. There was a lot of confusion there. There
are the Christmas orphans.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Elves abandoned at birth.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, and they did. Now they might have been. They're
not not well.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
No, they had a visit.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, remember they came back.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
They were presumed did they did?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
They're not dead.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Have you heard news that they've dived in.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I have what I only said, coroner's report.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Yeah, me too, because last time we presumed did for
even not when they visited us.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
It wasn't a good time when the Christmas Orphans would
come on as their pitchy voices would startle me away
and skip our out of me.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It's awful, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Really? Hast Yeah? Carry on, leanne setime misto. I've just
seated event alien said only on the plane. I'll sleep
while I'm wearing headphones on the plane. I hear this said.
I have a really bad habit of falling asleep to
TikTok's reels or podcasts. And now I have to keep
my bedroom door open a crack so my annoying cat
can go in and out. So I usually have one

(21:17):
air pod, and so my flat mate doesn't he Oh
my god, that sounds like a whole thing way too uncomfy.
But I got a headband earphones and I can sleep
with them in now. Oh nice, It's really really good.
So for silly little pole today we asked if you
ever sleep with headphones, and eighty percent of you said.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, way plays it ends f Haley.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
God like to Auckland FC tomorrow against Sydney. See it's
a final. We're in the final kick off eighteen that
go media stay and completely sold out twenty six thousand tickets.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
So my god, that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
So I'm jumping on the bandwag and if they went,
I don't want to see the behavior of Arsenal fans. No,
did you see the chaos and after shorts pull off,
come down.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
No, it's quite funny.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Car Oh my god, what and the.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Arsenal trips up on him and as they foll his
boot goes between the shorts and they fall and they
just flipped down, revealing his bottom. Carwhen review no good
body muscle.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
He had a muscled and mud you know when you've
got a muscle dint in your bots. Yeah, I probably
said just watching that. Now we just wait for the
show while I loaded video watch man, but d I
clicked a link, it didn't open. Boom another one. You

(22:36):
can watch bottoms in your own time. Are now, Well,
we're going to go to Shannon see the bottom. Okay,
sorry everybody. So there's a bit of a weird.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Dump jumped from the bottom to twelve.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
It's a good bite. It's a good but yeah your man, yeah, full,
but full some means full.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Schlong was on the ground.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh yeah, it's so funny. All well, producer Shannon. You
might not know this about her, but she watches a
lot of crappy reality TV show but she always ends
her night with a wholesome learning opportunity.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Yeah, I was just telling Carwin off here before about
the cannibalistic pirates.

Speaker 10 (23:16):
I watched last.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Night a very interesting story that inspired Moby Dick. Actually
not the cannibal side of it, but the whale.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Then. What was that. There's been a few movies and
stuff about.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
Yeah, it was these pirates and basically they were whalers
and they were they were not good people. They stole
two hundred Galapagos tortoises, so they kind of had it coming.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Kind of the.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Reason there's an extinction out of them.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
They played soccer with them and ate them. Funny but anyway, yeah,
big Moby Dick whale screwed up their ship and then
they ended up being stuck at sea for about three months,
and then they ended up eating each other and then
well they started drawing straws, but they didn't have straws,

(24:02):
so they drew finger bones.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
And we could have saved this for unpredictable history, because
some people are keen for that to come back.

Speaker 9 (24:11):
I do have a good story for that one time
about a dead pope who was put on trial.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, I know that the fact of the day.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Oh damn, yeah, I think we need another episode of
Shennon's I love it to our surprise yesterday when we
brought up Cony twenty twelve. We do sometimes, as we
do sometimes, the movement in twenty twelve, to god, I
can't even remember vaunting. Remember I remember it was it

(24:38):
was a warlord, an African widnapping children, and this like
super charismatic guy made this documentary about it in front
of that, and it was like this perfect example of
the Internet just been like, we're on board. It was
the perfect sales pitch in this half an hour long documentary.

(24:59):
Wasn't the kind of the first Internet movement of that
we're on board.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
It was my first experience because I I mean, I
was like twenty two, but like I was, I feel
like it might have been all social media had really
was cranking by then, you know, and we're all hashtag
Cony twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
And it wasn't on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
It was on YouTube, so everybody had access, yeah, to
watch this documentary, and everybody watched it, and everybody.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Was like, have you seen it?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Have you watched it?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Ye, Shannon took the world by store.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Shannon had no idea.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
Well, so I was I was thirteen children, that's right, Yeah,
I was like twelve thirteen when this happened, and I
remember there was memes about Cony and I knew of it,
and I.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
Knew it was so much to do with Africa and
a bad man, but that.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Was about it.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
And so I said that to you guys yesterday, and
I was like, well, here's my afternoon sort it.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You watch the Cony twenty twelve documentary.

Speaker 11 (25:49):
We are going to make Joseph Coney a household name,
not to celebrate him, but to bring his crimes to
the late. We were targeting twenty culture makers and twelve
policy We are targeting twenty of the most diverse and
influential culture makers to speak out about Coney and make
him famous.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Oprah, Mark Zuckerberg secrets.

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Then we're going after policymakers, the ones that have the
authority to see Coney captured.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Oprah Winfrey was a big one. Yes, she was like
she was the head of it all. George Clooney, Angelina,
Jolie Paloss Swift.

Speaker 10 (26:24):
Yeah, Rihanna. It was crazy watching it.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
And because I had just assumed it was twenty twelve,
because it happened in the year twenty twelve, I didn't
know there was a whole movement of how many people,
and it was a wild watch of just like I
was kind of like, why did this become a meme?
And then I finished it and I did some googling,
and now I see why it became such a meme nowadays.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, Conney twenty twelve.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
It also texted nine six Conney twenty twelve to.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
We're going to catch catch because he's still to this
day he hasn't been called. And the guy that made
the document, did you so what we were? What were
your other thoughts on the docker?

Speaker 9 (27:03):
Well, I was watching it and I went, Okay, it's
Giving White Savior. And as soon as I googled it
after the fact, I saw that he went into a
full psychotic breakdown, came out.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
He was detained by the San Diego Police and naked
Russell at the western corner of an intersection was taken
for psychiatric evaluation. After this public breakdown, he was hospitalized
for several weeks. Stave of both families of the diagnosis
is a brief reactive psychosis and a cute state one
on my extreme exhaustion, stress and dehydration. As a result

(27:36):
of the popularity of the campaign, Yeah, he got so
famous and nude mental breakdown.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
I also saw a lot of people talking about the
actual validity of the story, a lot of people actually
so much controversy around it.

Speaker 10 (27:49):
It wasn't actually an active issue.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
It was more of a that was an issue more
in the nineties, and he was just a bit of
a proud white man going, I'm gonna be the same. Yeah,
that it wasn't use this is a horrible man. I'm
not saying that, but that it wasn't really an active
issue in Africa at the time. And then he kind
of was being exposed to all of this and then
went into psychosis.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
I think apparently Cony is it's still at large, but
his following is shrunk so small, like he doesn't have much.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Power, right, so he's just retired.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Large were his.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Force was shrunk to approximately one hundred soldiers, down from
an estimated high of three thousand.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
You guys could have a home, Sharon's just messaged in.
I remember taking my youth group to a sleepover in
a square in public to protest on behalf of We
were so into it, such good times.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
God, we were all into it.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Nothing happened, Yeah, nothing happened to this. When we all
changed our profile picture to a black square. It didn't
solve racism, and very upset.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
It really was a moment and into their history though
I was it was.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
I just think we should just keep an eye on
Connie and do some updates.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Yeah, I mean, I do recommend watching it. It's still
on YouTube. It's got one hundred and seven million views.
It's half an hour.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
It's an I did the dishes while doing it. It's
it's a very interesting watch of just it's so of
the era.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
The time.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Apparently a couple of years ago, April twenty four, so
almost exactly two years ago. We believe he's in Yemen.
Oh okay, we believe he's in Yemen. So nine to
sixty thirty Yemen. I don't know if he's salmon fishing
and the Yemen.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
How old is he now? Sixty eighty something?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Sixty's sixty four, sorry, sixty four years old.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
And he has no less right he'll.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Get the gold card next, he'll get free public theories
to whitehiki. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
And I would also just like to say he has
no less than forty two children, so he has been
spreading it and gidden.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
So it's a waiting game.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's a waiting game.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Yeah, a man with them and the children's going to
turn him.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Podcast network, the calendari or Romano. This is a huge
Vatican City souvenir. All the little tourist shops around they
all sell them. It is the sexy priest calendar. I've
seen these in the real laugh, in the real world.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
They've been going for about twenty years, right, these things.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
They're kind of like the Italy version of the Hot
Fireman calendar.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I know they don't.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
They're all hot priests in their you know, college games guards.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
The Vatican City. Because the Vatican City technical is its
own country it is. Does it have its own fire
department and stuff?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
You look that up?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
What if the priests are also the firefighters.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Well, here's the thing worn there's a bit of scandal
happening around this, because the twenty twenty seven edition is
out now right, getting ahead of the year ahead for
the tourists heading over for the summer season to the
Vatican City.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And yes, they do have their own fine department.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Thank you very much, thank you for letting me know.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
The problem is it's all lies. These men are not
of the cloth.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
They are models.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
They just get models, so that.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
There is a model, Giovanni Galitzia.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
He's thirty nine years old. He has been the cover model.
I'll show you him, he said.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
You know, he's a gorgeous handsome man. Oh yeah, it
looks a bit like fine handsome mane father.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
He was the other one, not father Ted. The other one,
the younger one. It wasn't father Ted. He looks like Google.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yeah right, but it's very classically handsome Italian, very Italian,
very handsome.

Speaker 12 (31:35):
Well.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
That photo was actually taken twenty two years ago when
he was seventeen years old.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
He is a model. He has not once even stepped
foot in a church. He has blown the.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Lid on the whole thing, revealing that they're all models,
none of them are actually sexy priests.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
And it was a lie. And he's been on the
cover for twenty seven years.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
How did it take this long to get out? Yeah,
for every year there's been twelve models.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
It's the same models every year, by the way, they
just change the dates. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not
like with the firefighters. You're like your audition and then
you do this thing that's literally the same photos. He's
a thirty nine year old man. That photo was taken
of him when he was seventeen. He is on he's
been on the carver for twenty seven years. And it
revealed that he doesn't get paid a single dollar.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was not Does he get a royalty rehon Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Age seventeen, he signed a release for the photo to
be taken and that is it.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
This he signed a lifelong release.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeeah.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
So people look around like the shopkeepers say they move
at least like a dozen a day per little shop,
of which there are one hundreds. Yeah, yeah, there is
one real piece at Prieston. There a South Korean father, Domenico.
He said he's fine with it. You know, it makes
he thinks it makes the clergy you feel more approachable
and it's a bit of fun, you know, as opposed

(32:49):
to be in this kind of like stuff, rigid thing.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
But I here's my theory.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I also and there's just a few things that are
telling me this, and I'm not often wrong.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think Giovanni's also a home homosexual.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Oh no really, And if anyone's got.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
A problem with that, I've got to say.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
It's the Catholic Church, and it's the Vatican City.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Which is brilliant, Which is brilliant.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I think this young homosexual seventeen year old that's been
the cover for the Calandria or Roman or the Sexy
Press calendar. I believe it's homosexual, right, which is pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Which is funny.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
I just think his cheek Fellers and his botox from
him doing the interview now has some of his mannerisms.
I'll just say it gives gay and it's just no end.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
The z M Podcast Network play z m's Flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Did something happen on the school trip when you're a kid,
Maybe it was good or it was bad?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh god, I mean there's some embarrassing moments.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh, there'll be definitely some embarrassing moments. Yeah, yep.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
We tried to at fourteen and new on a French trip.
We tried to get high on coffee granules.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Come again, how sorry? Sorry, this is sn coffee granules instant?
Wait are you talking about like chunky instant? All was
like a finer Greggs ribbon, red ribbon. You lined up
coffee and you hold it. That's insane.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
For example, I mean, at.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Least you weren't getting booze because you hear of that
happening on school trips liked, well, okay, this was something
cool that happened. On a school trip. A six year
old found a thirteen hundred year old sword. Whoa, this
was a Norway It was an outing in Norway. It
turned into an archaeological discovery. He noticed a rusty object

(34:42):
sticking out of a plowed field. So they thought, oh,
it's probably a scrap metal. But it was a thirteen
hundred year old sword from the shadowy centuries before the
Viking Age. Whoa, rule cool way, Oh.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
My god, that's amazing. Do they get any finders.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
It doesn't matter that it's that old. The minute you
pick up a sword, you've got to make lightsaber noises. Yeah,
it's like, still looks.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Like it's it was.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
That's amazing. More More, the rust color was the dirt.
It still looks in really good knack. I get that.
That's that's kind a bit of rust.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
It appears to hand it in or Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
So I don't know what hose field that was plowed, though,
I guess I guess it's a farmer. It might be
the farmers now, yeh, but crazy a see they reckon
it was a d five point fifty to eight hundred
years old. Wow, crazy, cool, But I don't know. Did
something cool happen on the did you find something?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Fine? Did you get into trouble or did you get lost?
Or was something embarrassing?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh god, I love this.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
I love this. So oh wait one hundred dollars at him.
We want you to call us now. Ticks through nine
six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
What happened on the school trip?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Good, bad, ugly, embarrassing? Will take it all?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Wow, Chari?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
What happened?

Speaker 13 (36:01):
Hey, I'm a first time caller. I just thought i'd
let you know that.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
But are you a long time listener?

Speaker 13 (36:06):
Yes, I'm a long time as well.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Then thank you. Welcome Chari. It was like I'm a
first time caller, literally churned into the show for the
first time this morning, were no way.

Speaker 13 (36:19):
I listened to you on the way to school where
I'm a teacher and I love the beats. It just
gets me ready for school.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Well, you have a great day at school. So what
happened on the on the trip? Was this one that
you were running?

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (36:32):
So we were going anyone at Auckland. We were going
up the Whtford Gorge into Howard and our bus broke
down and the emergency brake failed and our bus started
rolling back down the hill and we nearly went off
the like off between the bridge and the road.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Oh yeah, it.

Speaker 13 (36:53):
Was absolutely terrifying, But because I was fourteen and a
bit of a dear devil, I thought it was hilarious
and we ended up just they send another bus, but
we were like, we're not getting on a bus ever again.
So we ended up just walking to our trip.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
We were out that way for uh.

Speaker 13 (37:16):
I loved them beats and dogs at beach in school
and we were heading into Howard for something I can't
even remember.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Probably walked two to be honest.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Let's go to Amy, Amy, what happened on your school trip?

Speaker 7 (37:33):
We went on near five years six school camp and
Snail's Page wal Quest and my parents are very good
friends with the police. The local police were when we're going,
so they decided to sit up that the police would
come and rest all the teachers and take them away.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
So good, that's a great, Frank, that's so good.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:56):
So the kids were absolutely horrified and didn't know how
to get home or what or what was happening. And
the sirens of the cars were coming up, like going
around the block and everything, and they were like absolutely horrified.
Luckily they just took them around the corner and turn
them half an hour later.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Wait, who was inn on it?

Speaker 12 (38:18):
My mom, my.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
Dad, and I think one of the head teachers there,
and that other teachers didn't know.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, so funny, so much.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I love that so much.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Any of the teachers annoyed.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
No, I think at the end of the day, the
policeman just gave them a beer and they had a
beer around the corner and then they went back to camp.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
So I think when we're brilliant.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
That's so good. That's so good. Amy, Thank you, Sophie.
What happened on the school trip?

Speaker 14 (38:47):
Yeah, well I'm also the first time called a long
time last night.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Ye welcome, Sophie, welcome, thank you.

Speaker 14 (38:56):
So I went on a year twelve history to Vietnam.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Okay, fun Yeah, I did how good?

Speaker 14 (39:05):
Unfortunately I got really ill and in the middle of
the night I woke up and I had like explosive
darlia and my teacher had to come in and lying
on the floor of the bathroom while I was like
productile volting into a back of.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Not because you know, that teacher didn't want to be there.
But there was nice of them.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, it was nice.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I mean, Hailey can relate. This is just basically your
last trip to Bali.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Hailey, Yeah, yeah, nice lying next to me and soothing me.
Did everyone in this in your rest of your trip
know how bad you were?

Speaker 14 (39:44):
Yeah? I just was like it was a too week
trip and the whole rest of the time, I was
just violently And I've only just started eating like Asian
food since and that was in too bag.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Simply must mustn't blame the entire cuisine.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
She condemned all of Vietnam.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Try past a tire restaurant. She's like, yeah, oh China,
thank you, Sophie. Some messages and what happened on the
school trip. We had a school ski trip. On the
way the bus caught fire and filled with smoke. Worse
thing was the bus drive was the first one out
of the bus, and when he got off, something happened
in the door shut behind and went to smashed the
back window to get out. I've always, I know, I've

(40:25):
always wanted to use that glasshammer.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I've used one before. They're fun.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
We somebody said we were going for a bushwalk when
we were in public at public school, and stumbled across
an in bush madawaa crop that was booby trapped as well.
A lot of the kids knew what it was. It
was a good life.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Listen, how to get out of that trap?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
A crop?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, what do you put?

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Because we had one on our farm once's dad found
it and there was like razor blades and some of
the stems so if you went to grad them to
rip them outs and stuff. Yeah, there was always there
was one. I remember it was a local story growing up.
There was a tripwire with a shotgun at knee level.
That's traumatic, crazy, just plant some new marriage Juana, the

(41:16):
marriage Juana being touched. Somebody said our primary school we
went a field trip some sort of. There was an
old museum. There was an old fashioned clothes washing machine
and you remember on the top there was the ringer, Yes,
and it would squeeze the water out of the clothes.
Don't tell me. A lot of them were activated by
when something was pushed in, the motive would start turning.

(41:37):
Someone put their finger in, squashed it flat and it
and it ran through his hand and squashed his hand.

Speaker 9 (41:44):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Having a Missus Pickett down the road from your parents. Yeah,
my neighbor growing up, Missus Pickett. That happened to her
when she was at her whole arm went through it.
Her whole unpopped the muscle. That's way. One of her
gloves is paper thon to this day, to this day,
she's a medium on the left, small on the right, shod.

(42:09):
It was somebody else play in Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
I feel like maybe you're going to tell me your
fletch for this, but I know Vorne, you're you're here
with me. I yesterday discovered I owe more money than
I expected.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I don't want to get into that. I don't want
to get into that. I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
You were on the monopoly board of life and you've
got a community chess and it said you actually jokes,
You actually owe a bit of money.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Forgot a few bills, forgot a few things.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
So does everybody want my money? It's mine, my money mine.
Everybody wants some of this guy's money.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
So what it prompted me to do yesterday was to
just really look at everything. So I needed to look
at emails and invoices and all sorts and bank statements
and everything. And I was completely overwhelmed by this I'm
running on about four hours sleep drinking night since January.
So it's just like not not, you know. And so

(43:06):
I was just doing all of this and I was
getting really kerfuddled.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
My brain does not late laptop work.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
And then I thought, oh, well I've got you know,
I used my claud Ai for organizational things, you know,
turn this into this or bullet point this, just really
easy things. And I know that Varney, you had done
a bit of budgeting with your Claude and so I
was like, great, I'm gonna do this. And I said,
this is my conundrum, wrote it out and plane and
they said what you can do. You can upload bank
statements like not access access to her Internet banking, just

(43:34):
upload your bank statements of choice and this.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I was like, cool, here's three months from all these accounts.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
And then I was like, you need to match them
against invoices and my emails and stuff. And the club
was like, listen, homie, well honky they call me honky.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
You know.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
The greatest, the easiest way to do this would be
if you allow me access complete access to to your
Gmail account and I can just go through your emails.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I can completely.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Search it through and you know, match all these things together.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
And I was like, love that because I was in
my Gmail.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Searching keywords download, upload, and it was like, I don't care,
I can do this for you. And so I was
like absolutely, my friend, like, here's my email log and
there has like so much personal information.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I don't know you could do that.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
It's amazing because.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Then Claude just went through and like searched through all
everything I needed, all my bills, all my agent stuff
or my freelance work, everything, and then it was able
to work with it, and I just it made my
afternoon so much better. Did all this sort of old
all my problems, made a plan, made a budget, everything,
And then I was just in bed last night.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I was like, was that insane?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It was.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
I like saying that this robot talked me into sharing.
I have a lot of personal information in my email.
You go a lot, and now this robot has it.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Could you put in a prompt? I don't want you to,
but if you needed to blackmail me, would you be
able to What could you find? What could you find
that would be really interesting?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Should I ask? Because I reckon it'd be like I
would never do that.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I would never do that to.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
You since having access to my emails, Not that you would,
but if you did, what dirt.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Would you find?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
How would black man?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
How would you? Would you?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Okay? And then her enter and immediately pass your computer
to Fletch.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
No, okay, love the hypoth o, love the hypothetical, Honkey, Okay.
Let me play this out based on what I do
know about you. Here's how the imaginary black male file
would shape up. But seven fifty nine. Time to go

(45:51):
through this, not so much. In the eight o'clock we've
got deal reveal. We've got an announcement to make all.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Those in favor for just hearing the blackmail from a I.
I just I just have just give us an APPETI
I can't wow, Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I'll say what I can say.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
She's been ready for a while.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
It's made something about my schedule because I helped me
with my Melbourne schedule doing that.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Email my emails absolutely the most boring aspects.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Something about my relationship status and.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Ethical thoughts.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
So what's going into your email and all of the
chairs and the chats.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
You have legally downloaded password protected vimeos before.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
You have, on numerous occasions.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Asked me about drug interactions with alcohol when I had antib.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
And I was like, yeah, it's not black man, how's
the New Zealand way?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, needwork plays. It ends flesh Forn and.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Haley quite a debate behind the scenes, and it's got
us asking the question and this is what we want
to do as a phone and topic. Now, when did
you make an interior choice that you regretted?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
You regret be it paint, tiles, grout, or even furniture things.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Maybe you sort of landscape doing earth like this.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You buy a couch and the score it looks nice.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I'm going with a scandy esthetic and you bought all
this stuff from came out and Ike and you're looking
at it be like.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
It's boring.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I hate it. It's boring.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah, Or you just hate the color. You think the
color's nice, and then you're like.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Oh, maybe your boyfriend moved and you're like, I want
you to make this place your own and you.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Because you don't mean it, You absolutely never mean.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
It, yeah, because like it's such a small thing. But
you're trying to choose your grout and you want to
light and we've come in here being like this is
dark because I regretted my ground color.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
And this is the thing. It's like because I've been
renovating in my kitchen and it's nearly finished.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
But the choices, like, there are.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
So many colors, you know, there are so many different
Then once you've.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Done it and it arrives and you go, I hate it.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
But so far that hasn't happened. But now choosing the
detail the color, it's like it's got me like paralyzed.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Because there's so much we see so much home stuff
on like Pinterest and Instagram, and I'm going to do that.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I think I'll paint my ceiling black.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
And you're like, people, when did people used to always
do feature walls?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
They regreted that and there are always like some sort
of like.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Mellow like purbally deep red, yeah, feature wolf.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Maybe it was.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Something major, like maybe if you've built a house before
and you went that little nook just makes no fundament
you do?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
You make these decisions and they're they're in your house
all the time, whether it's buying with your rent or
own buying. And do they colored kittens getting the ball
rolling on a bit of structural They regret a structural
change in the house top of wall out because I
want to more an open flow between the lounge and
the kitchen. I regret it endlessly because now when I'm

(49:22):
in the kitchen working, all I do is watch the
husband sleep on the couch. Oh, that's an easy song.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
That's when you start so aggressively cleaning and banging draws.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
The couch. Is he well, it's he has otherwise? Ah Oh,
I did a black chalkboard war feature war. Literally the
biggest wall in our house, just complete chalkboard.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah, it was novel for a bit.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
What the thing was it? In the twenty tens people
were doing that.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Chalkboards and stuff, write little notes and little poems.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
And now you're like, no, but yeah, that's the thing.
You see the little color samples and you're like, well,
that's what my wall is going to be.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
And then they paint her and you're like, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
It's brown and I thought that was green.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
It's brown. So I wait, one hundred dolls it in
nine six nine six takes them whether it's something big
or small.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
What was the interior decision you made? And regretted? The
work actually skied back off. Okay, skid is stepping on
my toes. I'm the one who renovated a kitchen myself
and put green tiles in it.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
And what if I said, I regret going light on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Okay, so look just to bring your kitchen as well,
just to bring you up to speed.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I'm getting. I've got green tiles and my last tire.
The grout choices are dark gray.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Light, gray, gray, and light.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And because I'm weared and she said she said not dark.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I went mid gray. But she doesn't have green tiles.
And she also doesn't clean her own kitchen.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
I sh't clean her own kitchen.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
She's got a cleaner skip a gleen. Good shut up.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
But this is, by the way, skids cleaner, love sweet
forward and Haley, good morning.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
So this is the thing you ask your friends, or
you make your decision and buy something, or you do
an interior thing, or you buy some furniture and then
you hate it.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
There's so many it's really RESTful, guys.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
So so my messages saying hey, everyone that put carpet
in their bathrooms should be texting in.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
So marpe one O two grout goes with everything. Believe me,
I want to be kept anonymous. Why do you want
to be kept anonymous for a regret recommendation caller two
on one. Big Grouty was there with the anonymity on
a ground pick one O two. Which one is that
on the board, Hayley, that's the Marpe board. Anyway, Sarah's
called through, Sarah, what.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
We don't have one O two? Well, we don't have
one O.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Two one hundred. There's one hundred, one hundred and three. Okay, Well, Sarah,
what interior decision do you still regret to this day.

Speaker 15 (51:53):
Well, we're actually trying to sell our house at the moment,
and this is like this thing I look at every
day and I'm just like, oh, I hope isn't putting
people off. But when we did our kitchen in twenty nineteen,
we probably spent over one hundred thousand dollars in our
kitchen and we I I got a custom made copper
sink from Mexico.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
And for the ever, did you.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Know no one for their copper?

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Think that kind of sounds like something I would do
to be like, let's go crazy with the sink.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (52:25):
I had this like on my Pinterest board for like
years and my kitchen lady was like, are you sure
about this? I was like absolutely, And now, like I've
got three kids and they're not very good at like
keeping copper care, and.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
They would be, so you look, kids, do the proper
copper care.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Please. See, this is a thing that you just make
one wrong decision and it haunts you. And Coppa just
just wakes up in the morning and it's like, I'm
guessing gonna get who.

Speaker 15 (52:53):
Knew that you can like leave a bit of cheese
and the sink and that will immediately tinnuh a.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Bit of cheese.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
I'm always kind of copper top coffee table once and yeah,
you just wake up and be like, hey, I'm green today.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, but then you lean into the green on a
table that's different to a sink. Okay, Sarah, thank you.
Do you want to see a photo of Sera's five
thousand dollars please? That's mental money for a c Yeah,
I'll say I'll be buying it. Bring Alice in the
group test, say she likes all of those tile I've actually.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Come out scared in the group chat as well. I
see clean your own kitchen. I'll come back to me.
She said, I can't argue with somebody. Four four six
is just messaged and fletch. Do you know you can
get colored grout? Oh my god, there's a sparkly gold one.
And you what did you say? Tell the listeners what
you said that derogatory word? I called you a liberati.
I said, if you get that in the kitchen word,

(53:49):
I'll tell you what we old the old vorn to
get canceled. If I said that on the words coming back, yeah,
forget it.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Someone said, go dark ray. We've done both dark and
is better. Got to see the size of the You
got to see the size of our bathroom. We end
up having a walk a mile from the shower to
the sink. We're renovated and made the bathroom. But a
huge regree, let's go all our Stephanie's actually just put
her hand right inside my heart and played the song
called putting your stovetop on the other side of the

(54:17):
kitchen so a window could be a splashback feature. You're
just it's just never clean. It's just never and it's
at a weird height. It's fine when you're sitting at
the bench, but you're standing at the stove. You can't
see out the window because it's fat on it. Like
it's a great idea it's a fatty span window the time,

(54:37):
fat and little bits of Snitchell.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Dude, nitzl.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
That's why we call worn Snitchell windows. Window got that thing.
Took the wall out between the toilet and the bathroom,
thinking it'd be great to open the rooms up. But
now you can't ship because someone's in the ship.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh you true?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
And the only two thousands. Mum loved the lime green feature.
Walk to pats Down on a bright orange. No painted
the exterior of our house. The samples are gray. Went
away while I was being painted. You never leave the house.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
No, no, no, you've got to get it on a little patch.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
It was lilac. Wait, your little house is painted lilac
like a light purple. Oh yuck. No, what happened? I
don't know, but this has happened to a few people.
Painted the whole exterior of the house, and the sample
even when he painted, it was a nice off white.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Whole house got painted. We've got a yellow house as
the yellow house. Do you know what it would have been?
It would have been a gray. You know, they would
have painted a gray.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
You know how some grays have purply undertones, like a
cat a gray cat out purple, and then you would
have been like, also, you've got to paint on what
you're painting, yes, because that changes the color of the pah.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Jordans will households of the house retivation are. I begged
my dad to paint my bedroom bright green. Every day.
I regretted every single day in that color for over
ten years now. It's literally the same color as the
green text bubble on a phone, possibly a smitche lighter. Yes.
Walking into a movie set with a green screen everywhere,

(56:09):
it's horrible. That's not a calming color. It's a violent color.
It's so funny. Did the on sweet up. It was
just so fugly. We had to move house to get
away from it. That's so much I hated but they
so they did a renovation and hated it.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yeah, just moved into a six bedroom house. I can't
get the.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Double beard bases up the stairs, up the weird staircase.
As soon as it happened, I was like, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Oh, you're gonna go, and you gotta go. Slat one
likes one likes a slat.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Oh, here's another one. We painted the entire exteria of
a house that had been an ugly beige color. We
wanted to change it to a gray color. Lots of
gray samples, tried them, all picked one, did the tests,
and everything came back. The house was blue. When I
wanted a bright boys speech wall in my room, Mum
tried to took me out of it, but I stuck
at my guns. I look at it with disgusted every

(56:59):
time I visit the house, but I work. The Prince
would never have just lit me paint a wall. And
even even if my parents no, well, I ripped the
wallpaper in my room growing up, and it was literally
there until the day I moved out as punishment for
ripping the wallpaper. To live in the room with the ripaper,
I did like the text and you white people love you,

(57:19):
you white somebody miss it. My builder keeps saying to me, God, damn,
you white people love your white walls. I was like, nah,
I'm different three years and man, it's my house just
white walls. Yeah it is. After my divorce, I found
some new fround freedom and got a guy to spray
graffiti all over the wall in the bathroom, thinking that'd
be cool.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Oh my god, we're funky igy.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
It looked they would it looked like a ceed nightclub.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Oh yeah, I've painted over it since the Yeah, in
my house a cream color. It said cream and it
looked cream and painted now it looked like the pools
you take after you, Vetna Massala. Like my man there
were going for a sort of in a century look for

(58:08):
the house. Painted the outside of the house purple, and
the gutters and the roof green. It looks like Barney
the Dinosaurs. So good, so many messages. And this is
making me both feel eddies and also anxious, and also
very anxious about choosing choosing grouse. Somebody said, have discipately
tried to escape the millennial grage. That's pretty much planted

(58:33):
a dark brown feature war. Not a good idea when
you've got a very honest family. Oh interesting what you're
doing here?

Speaker 5 (58:40):
A little bit like that. People coming to my house
and they go, it's so you for you.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh good luck selling this.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
That's always oh yeah, yeah, you're not when you're not
selling anytime soon, are you?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Plays it ends flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do do
do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
It's volcano. We're here at fact of the day.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
They're very late this morning. We are super late. Apologies people,
some people will be will be beside themselves. Yeah, this
is very late. There's Fletcher's fault. He's in charge of
that sort of stuff. It is. Yeah, it's my fault.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
It's the day.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
They were like, oh, they were watching that clip of
us losing our minds during Effect of the Day yesterday
with the the puns and stuff, and they're like, who
keeps the show on track when you blow out like this?
And I was like, they were like, is it the
girls are the girls like hurry up. I'm like, no, mate,
the girls girls are laughing. My job, Flitch, he's doing

(59:48):
a bad job.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Let's go to the Icelandic Sea. November fourteen, nineteen sixty three.
Some Icelandic fishermen are out fishing when they see some
bubbling and boiling water and they're like, oh, we better
get away from that, but let's come back and check tomorrow.
They came back the next day. An island was emerging
from the water. An underground volcano was going off, and

(01:00:11):
it was the perfect conditions where as it got to
the surface, it cooled and the larva would bubble up
and go down, and these men watched an island be
created over the next four years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Wow Sertsy was its name.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
When the eruptions finally stopped in nineteen sixty seven, the
top part stood one hundred and fifty meters above sea
level and it was a two point seven kilometers square
a square kilometer island. Wow. Now these fishermen were like,
this is amazing. They'd been pinted, but they'd also told scientists.
Scientists got government approval to make this a sterile land

(01:00:43):
mass that no one was allowed to go on, so
they could study how a volcano becomes an island, and
then the island becomes a functioning, yes biosphere, so they
never still stepped foot on it. The first plant was
spotted growing a nineteen sixty five, before the option had
even finished. Seabirds arrived and there droppings fertilized the soil.

(01:01:05):
Insects got to the island, and they were like, how
did these insects get to the island. So they caught
some of the birds that were flying there and found
insects on the birds hitching a right on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Sell.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Insects kind of get around the world as well, much
like sometimes like people will drop out of the undercarriage
of a plane. Yeah, because they were catching a ride.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Yeah, just somewhere new now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Yeah, not a CERTs. They just did at the end
of the runway flight path kind of area seals hauled
themselves out of the beaches and kind of flattened areas
when it was still valuable and made like affected the
land so that in and out nature's rolling pin, nature's
rolling pin, and it had a functioning ecosystem built from nothing.
You still this many years later, sixty three years later,

(01:01:44):
aren't allowed to go on Certsy and it's officially recognized
as the youngest land on Earth. Wowual qualifies as an island.
There's documentaries and stuff made about it. You can spend
so I think right up your really Shenon, she would
she would love to get a little bit of this
Certsy the Black Island or the Fire Giant. The story
of Certsy tour and it's been on heats of those

(01:02:06):
BBC Blooded Earth ones narrated by David Edinburgh. Because he
made it to one hundred. He made it to it,
we don't have to jinx it anymore. Made it to
one hundred. So today's fact of the day as an
island was born over four years from a volcano and
is now like a fully functioning biosphere.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
Yeah, do do do do do do doo?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Do doo doo do do do do do do do doo?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Is it in podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Is it weird?

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Is it weird? I don't know? Is it weird? To
tell me if it's weird?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Maybe it is, Maybe it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
I don't want a house because then people will think
I'm weird.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
So tell me is it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Is it weird?

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
If you've just joined the Joe Joe, if you've just
joined a show for the first time. Someone emailed us
asking us the situation is it weird? It was a
guy who had left the prophylactic on his.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Member and then left the house.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
It was a whole thing, and our sound guy Sam
was away, so we ai slopped it and now were
addicted to it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Is it weird?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
We are now so third time playing? Is it weird?

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
It is? Yeah? So a listener has reached out, and
you can send us a message as well. I f
ehm on Instagram, Slide into the DMS and just and
just give us, give us a story, tell us what happened,
and then the listeners will decide it is it weird?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
And you help us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Now, we've had a couple of dating stories, but this
one's different. That's in the In the DMS, she says
obsessed with is it weird? And I immediately thought anonymous.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
By the way, okay, I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
Say the name, obsessed with is it weird? And immediately
thought you'd love this. Yeah, and my dad got a
new girlfriend. This is number five and two years, so
I'm not holding my breath. Immediately, she was trying way
too hard to connect with me and my sister. Now
we live at home, but we're both in our early twenties,
so we won't be calling her mum, but like Mark, yeah,
sure not my father. I kept asking if we wanted
her old clothes that were so ugly, and we were

(01:04:03):
politely declining.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Every now and then there would be some sparkly.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Garish top lying on my bed that I'd have to
hang in my wardrobe and just never wear.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Oh nice, she's trying.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
She's trying.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Then one day I came home from work and she
was heading out and she was wearing my top, one
of my favorite tops, taken straight from my wardrobe one
I've had for years that was really expensive, too worse
saying she didn't say anything about it. She was just
talking to me and then she left. I was so
shocked and awkward. I didn't say anything either. Since then,
she's continued to put her ugly old clothes in our
wardrobes and three more times has worn mine in my

(01:04:35):
sister's clothes without asking. Now that's weird, right, isn't an
open wardrobe policy?

Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Horn?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
And I'm also I'm going to need those back where
my dad leaves you. But assass at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
There I I giving them the old clothes is like
nice and a little bit maybe you know she's not
reading the room but borrowing the clothes without asking.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
But so I do you think she.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Was giving the old clothes, the old, ugly clothes that
she doesn't want anymore, to try to like one of
them up and be like we shear.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Clothes Because for some people this wouldn't be weird.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
My Mara goes into my wardrobe, but she's my mother,
not my dad's girlfriend who's been around for a few months,
I think, And then just going in and being like
have these clothes? And now that means I can wear
yours without asking.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Yeah, okay, well maybe you've been in a similar situation
because flatmates might have done this to you as well.
Yeah yeah, what do you think text nine six ninety
six different to Dad's girlfriend?

Speaker 9 (01:05:32):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Yeah it is? It is?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Oh wait, hundred dollars at even as the number?

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
We want to know?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Is it weird that this new girlfriend of dad's has
just helped herself to your wardrobe?

Speaker 12 (01:05:44):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
So tell me?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Is it is it weird?

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Is it weird the dad's new girlfriend is using my clothes?
Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
It is weird. Someone just said it's not just weird.
She's a psychopath. Yeah, that's a big use of the
word there, psychopath.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
You need to get rid of this. She's coming in.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Taking over too quickly. Gonna be real hard to get
rid of this one. You need to move her out fast.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Also this, I think this is a good little angle
on it. Super weird.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
I'd speculate that the first time it happened she thought
maybe I won't get caught, and then by you not
saying isn't that my top, she took it as a
bit of a silent consent, and silent consent those two
words should never go again. No, um, dance around too.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
I'll be more worried about my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
Mum.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Your dad. Dad's bottily fluid because he's with the newish
girlfriend and they're going out and she's wearing your clothes.
You know they're getting Yeah, yeah in some funny places.
So yeah, yeah, I mean burn it, maybe burn it,
maybe burn it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Now maybe I see.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
My flatmate's clothes all the time and deliberately with him
in front of them to see if he notices. Yeah,
that's is that a man stealing another man's clothes?

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Oh yeah, we mentioned that earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
It's so that's weird. Yeah, just because woman she clothes,
but men just don't hate nah, yeah, unless you're like
like a gay couple and there's shears socks and none. Yeah.
It would be interested to know what dad thinks of
this new girlfriend wearing his daughter's clothes, or if he's
ever noticed. Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
Don't know if our messager has said to dad, can
she stopping us? I think the general consensusus consis.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Maybe she does this with her own daughters. Do we
know if she's got if she's a mum. Yeah, so
it's that's that's what I said. It's probably not weird
to her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
We did this all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Yeah, yeah, but no we don't you get.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Your body out of my clothes please.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
We've also definitely got our next Is it weird? Yeah,
it's sort of about for next week nine seven one
will be in touch.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
We'll be in touch.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
But well, I think we have officially we can rule
almost ninety nine percent.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
It's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
It's weird. Weird, it's weird o. The people think it's weird.
We can officially got it firm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Does that end? Podcast? Needwork? Plays that?

Speaker 14 (01:07:54):
Le Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
I want to talk about reviews now and when you
got a When you're on the receiving end of a
bad review, let me read you a review. Okay, go
that got left for an exotic dancer.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Oh no, you couldn't review.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Are you allowed to see stripper that's a exotic dancer,
adult entertainer?

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Okay, you can sell whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Why doesn't want any confusion that this could be a
paint stripper? Okay, yes, okay, the stripper got this review?
Is this a Google review? It's a two star review.
That's not a great start. Five the dancers spend the
entire time debating the ethical implications of ZOOS. I came
here to relax and not hav an existential crisis about
the situation of drafts. Two stars. God, now that is

(01:08:38):
a phenomenal review. It might not be a great review,
it's only two stars, but what a review.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
I've been badly reviewed, but I guess I work. You know,
I've had a show badly reviewed before.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
That's the thing, because that was your weird theater stuff
the way, not your stand up.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
That was my weird theater stuff. My stand up only
been positively reviewed, Thank gosh. The reviewer and an edinbgh
are called a void of meaning an empty and it
was like that big.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
It was like, that's that's how it was tiny little review.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
It was like a review. We got lots of reviews
to do the French festivals.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Very yeah, it's great and obviously got and more more
thought than it. But like in general, yeah, I guess
like companies get bad reviews.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Because I know the train to get ruined by Google reviews.
That people started an account, a Google account to like
ruin their oppositions business. And then these people are like
how how and they can put a reply on there,
but like we have no recollection of this, or this
isn't the situation that happened, or this never happened. But
people are just like it still counts towards and bad reviews. Yeah, yeah,

(01:09:41):
well okay, well let's some tanke some calls on this,
because I want to know if you've been at your job,
and because you know, sometimes you'll go somewhere there they'll
be like, now my name is fletch, don't forget to
include me in the review. Yeah, because they want their
boss to see that they're getting good reviews. When will you,
like when were you singled out and reviewed?

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Were you were you accept like workplace reviews as well?

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Yeah, like your lost comes is it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Let's review your three months?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Yeah or bad? Or you have a small business and
you've got just a little review who you're feeling yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Or you did you did a haircut on someone and
they were like, we gotta love it. Then we immediately
gave you like a shocking Google review.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
You open up Google reviews and it's like one star,
it's basic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Hecked at my friend and gave me a min fringe.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Okay, hundred dance at as our number. Give us a call.
You can text here as well. Nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
When were you on the receiving end of a bad review?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Wow, we're talking about when you got been on the
receiving end of a bad review. I'm just going to
read that review. A dancers spent the entire time debating
the ethical implications of zoos. I came here to relax,
not having an existential crisis about the situation of drafts.
So we've asked you if you've been on the end
of a bad review. We got some responses online that

(01:10:56):
I will now read. Do it you need literally here?
One day after class, an older than me, mature student,
ex school teacher starting for a different creat Oh my god,
I can picture them, a real the worst nightmare, pulled
aside and asked if I wanted some feedback. I did not.
I didn't feel like I could say no without coming
across like a b arch, so I said yep, And

(01:11:16):
she proceeded to tell me I'm a good lecturer, but
I need to work on hiding my emotions because I
roll my eyes when I'm frustrated. The absolute need to
fight so hard to resist my to roll my eyes.
Right then, and there or something. Then they had the
orders to give their bad review. Gosh, my boss on
an online review got called a giant ginger hobbit who

(01:11:37):
should be kept away from all customers.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Oh my god, justly a review. It's sort of just meanness.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Yeah, a giant hobbit is just a human really, unless
he had beer feet and they got your there. So now,
when my band and I were on stage and someone
yelled out, you suck, which is kind of like an
instant review, Yeah it is. It's an in one star,
isn't It is funny and I think we should bring
it back more. Just you suck. Brave move for someone

(01:12:08):
to get that ball rolling when they're about to do
a whole bit You suck. Guys. Google the Springfield Cafe
and there's quite a few YouTube videos starting out by
started out by an opposition cafe apparently making an aster review,
and people went in there to debate the woman whose
name was Karen. And it's pretty funny. I know Karen,
She's actually a lovely lady. And some of these people

(01:12:30):
pushed it to the brink to get a response, or
some of the reviews are hilarious. They sold it or
they were trying to sell that cafe. I don't know,
but I remember that being in the news. He had
stopped there. We stopped there. She was grumpy, she was crumpy.
She was we checked it out, she was grumpy. There
would be two if people were coming in all the
time asking for things, I'm not just using a toilet.
I went for a building company as a project manager.

(01:12:51):
The client had five months to pick their lights before code,
and when I asked them for it multiple times so
I could get their house finished, they said they felt
when they review me like they were rushed and gave
me a three out of ten review.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Three out of ten.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
That yeah, and that's like your business and what your livelihood?
You want to get work and then you see that
and you're like noah, but yeah, that's why I like
when I do see a business reply with a nice
like some same some facts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
What was the one I went to?

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
It was a restaurant and they just came like every
single bad review they said thank you, I actually remember you,
and they would like critique them, being like your rowdy
friends came in and were rude to my weight stuff
and I gave it back and I was like, I
love that you're good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
You can't just come in here.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
I worked in hospital for ages. The customer wasn't happy
with a steak. I went to take it to the
kitchen to replace it. Also organized a free bar back
in back in the meantime. While that was done, so
all those the free drinks they were done. He then
proceeded to throw the steak at me. Sorry, I beg
your pardon and left review saying it was my It

(01:14:01):
was my fault as the wait staff. He doesn't go
to a restaurant to have a waitress persson off so
much that he has to do things that he doesn't
ordinarily do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Oh no, first guys.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
He was told to never come back from the managers. Horrible.
He threw a stake at a nineteen year old Yeah,
who didn't cook the steak?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Do you see the C word on?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Yeah? Yeah, that's some people are just getting some awful reviews.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Speaking of reviews, have you seen our new billboards from
our reviews?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
My favorite is it is one of the available stations.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
My favorite was it was just on in the Uber
three Stars.

Speaker 8 (01:14:39):
Z M podcast network play z m's flesh Worn and
Haley we.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Ran quickly call it a little click a little.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
What we want to talk quickly, douce, not rocket in
public is today's little like one So you get your
block one nostril and then you're just haff at out
the other nostril as much as you can. Rugby players
do it, some would say most would say quite disgust.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
It's a sports Apparently this is a massive issue in London.
There's so many runners at the moment that you know
they're weathers turning, and apparently if you're in London running
there's just a lot that's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
See Okay, so I'm not going to say be all
high mighty and say have you ever done this?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
It's not rocketed alongside you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
We did a bush walk in the winter ones and
Wellington and you get that frosty wit noose walking along.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
We just were like hoofed into the bush the whole time, like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
There's no one around. It's not on the path, Like
that's why I've done it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
On my bike.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
When you're on your bike, you yeah, it's on the road. See.
I don't think it's the same with spinning. I only
ever in a gutter. I don't even like spinning on
the grass because to me, the grass, like someone might
roll on the grass. Oh, yes, I like spinning on
the grasspots put in the gutter West griss, But that's
today's silly little pole rocky quickly. Do not rocket in public.
Eighty seven percent of people said no, never, Oh that

(01:15:53):
makes you feel like I'm in a manky minority when
I walk and runs a moon.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Okay, yes, all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Three percent feedback. Please only if you're in the shower,
and even then I grossed myself outside Atlanta. Oh yeah,
I'll always do it. I'll just blow my nose into
my hands in the shower. Yeah, I my hands, because
then I get to have a little bit of an
inspection on the situation of my nasal passage.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
I love that everyone does it in the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Bit of blood there, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Just blending from the nose.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
And the ears now and the eyes low aneurysm or something.
Brittany said, only when hiking or outdoors. Yeah, no, one's
doing it indoor indoors, Brittany, I'm sorry with doing it
inside of it? What's wrong with you? Yeah? And the
privacy of the farm. Yes, and public hell no, says Kelsey,

(01:16:47):
getting its not going Sarah. When I'm running always not rocketing,
baby reader. I used to do it when I was cycling,
but then another cyclist at it and at landed another
cyclist and it landed on me. So I stopped that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
But I did it once and it was so windy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Because I'll do it, I'll lift my arm and go
and then like it was just all on my jacket.
I was like, Oh, serve it to that only when running,
says actually, but tend to make sure there's no one around.
Not cutesy, but you've got to do what you've got
to do. Catherine said, never have tissues on me? Was
less yuck than it dripping down your face doing the

(01:17:23):
old snot rocky, Nadia, what's the snot rocket? We've explained
that one finger on the nose and all the time.
Who are these barbarians? Says Chin. My husband does this
and I freak out about it every time. Have some decorum, man, Yeah, yeah, okay,
upon you. I think we can take from that. It's

(01:17:44):
quite disgusting. Don't do it, stop it? Come out? Do
you snot rocket? In public? Eighty of you said no. Never.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
The z M podcast Needwork plays ms flesh.

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
One and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Now there's the US study that said gen Z women
are buying homes at nearly twice the rate of gen
Z men. Percent of gen Z women in the States
and eighteen percent of gen Z men continuing to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
No more are we buying them as individuals or we've.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Got individuals, yespiens or maybe the lesbians teaming up. Experts
have said women surpassing men and college attendance leading to
higher incomes and a strong desire for financial independence is
one of the main reasons women are buying more houses
than men.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
You're right, I.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Mean anyone that can buy a house, Oh my god,
hats off to you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
What an achievement. Anyone who buys a house on their
own as a single person.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Far out this is woman only gained legal protection in
the States to buy a mortgage, to hold a mortgage
independently in the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yes, that crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
I remember reading this recently that you if you were
a woman before the nineteen seventies, you could not have
your name on the mortgage, like there's a primary thing,
so you'd have to get a man to So you
couldn't own your own property.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Okay, before nineteen seventy four, banks could and a routine,
and he did refuse to give a woman a mortgage
credit card all alone, simply because she was a woman
or unmarried. Leaning institutions required woman to have a male
co signer, usually a husband or a father, even if
they were employed and have your own income. So insane.
I was wondering if this is reflected in New Zealand.
Apparently it's the opposite here gap between young kiwing men

(01:19:25):
and woman when it comes to home ownership, young woman
falling significantly behind. Among millennials, about two thirds of men
own their own home compared to fewer than a fewer
than half of women, and the divide is even getting
even more so between amongst gen z.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Okay, so it's like the opposite.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
So we're the opposite here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Yeah, interesting, interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Interesting when it comes now, haven't been homes this weekend?
How's your credit card going? Are you liking that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I'm handling it really well? Actually? Zero?

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
That's great, sure making good decisions.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
This is the first time I've ever had a credit
card of my life, and I was like, oh my god,
I can't I love to spend. I just use it
as my account and top of backup.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
It's like, really mature I can't even believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I know that's it. I think that's how it's supposed
to work. That's a controversial pin. Some of them love them,
love them credit card fees.

Speaker 14 (01:20:13):
Not me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
You're the banks are worst credit card customer because they
want you to be owing money on it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
That yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's stepped quite deep down.
But I always clear it is that the podcast done
because I'm busting for a poose.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Last thing for a poose, Jesus give us a review.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey

All Episodes

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd May 2026

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

Dolly Parton's America

Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;} Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd May 2026