Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 4th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network. This is for the Police
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Good morning, Happy Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And Thursday to you too. I'm so excited. I'm performing
this weekend and Hastings and Palme and at Hastings. I'm
in the Toy to Toy Toy Opera House.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It is showing us photos. It looks lovely.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
My show is far too crass. I know you're getting
up there and you're talking about your filth, flying filth.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Take my damn clothes off in this show. Boiler alerts
spoiler alert this season tickets available, yep, that's what I'm
trying to push. Also some lovely venues for Fletch Thorne
and Hailey live in October. I know, God, and I
tell you what. Not many tickets left, so don't Dealey Deli.
Christ Church ticket update yesterday. Yeah we did christ Church

(00:55):
and Wellington. Still some tickets. Hamilton's still completely sold out.
Live Nation dot co dot in Seid for those it's
a handful, yeah yeah yeah, still great seats though. The
ven news.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
We're in an opera house and town hall. Gorgeous but
also literally designed to not have a bed seat in
the house.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now Dealer reveal this morning eight o'clock. How many cases
are left? Tayley count them up, one, two, two, three,
four cases, four.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Cases now six and eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Now there's still three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
In there, so taught me through.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yesterday she got the tickets to Olivia Dean, but she
took the deal, so they're back in there. So the
tickets are still there.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
How's this happening?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
She got the cash yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Chance you're winning either three thousand I mean, get on
the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Or Olivia Dean ticket. So make sure you're listening at
eight o'clock. Don't go anywhere your chance to play deal
or reveal At eight o'clock the top six is coming up. Yeah,
the top six nicer names for fatbirds. You can't call
them that anymore. What's a fat burg? It's basically where
people tip their grease down the toilet. The grease mixes
with other things that shouldn't I mean sink rather, and
it mixes in with other things that I have been

(02:09):
put down the sewage system. It's a big thing in
like London with the old silver pipes and so.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Hard though, because you can buy those things. But I
I had this reason. I did some deep frying. I
made some deep fried bananas from my mother and father,
and then I had all that oil and I didn't
know what to do with it. So I just got
paper towel after paper towel after paper, just soaked it.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Up and put in the bin. Because what do you
do with it?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You can you can add this thing to solidify it
so it's a disc and then be in it.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And I never down the site it. There's like.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's burgging like Chinese restaurants with like fryers and stuff,
and you put a little powder sets it like a
disc out in the.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Bin and in the bin. Well, this has been a
problem in Nelson after the rain that had rains meant
the sept so the sewerage system overflowed the fat.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
On the beach and dog gobbling them up. That makes
you feel a little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
There is a warning if you're walking your dog along
the beaches not to let them eat fat bergs.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Keep them on a toll chain.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
The Fletchhorn and Haley Beg Pod.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Now people are seeing great benefits from post breakup not
sitting around dwelling on it, not overthinking things and and
spiraling into the pits of despair going on holiday. And
they're calling it an escape, get it X escape.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Escaping, escaping, I mean, if you can afford to do that,
that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, here's someone went to Costa Rica. So I will say,
biggest version of this, let's laid around red box sunshine,
swimming in the ocean.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Your travels of Latin and South America, fletch. Yes, are
there as many Latino goth baddy my mommies as I'm
seeing on the internet, and.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
If anywhere were the baddies because you're everywhere, But Costs
Streak is a beautiful country's jungles.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
God's gonna say wildlife, the monkeys, the world, you know
what I mean. But I totally get this because, like
I guess, after a breakup, it's like kind of rocks
your world, especially if it's been a long term relationship
that you can just sort of sit around and it's not.
I mean, she went on a five day retreat to
Costa Rica where she did yoga, some reiki.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, there's a whole big you know, yoga retreat.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Energy balancing, mass hard and that kind of ship. But
also you could just like pack a tin, get in
your car and you know, enjoy this beautiful country, go.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
High, come to a dock hard in the middle of
the week when no one's that's it's lovely.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know, just raking yourself. So move your hands around
like this and it just gets you out of your
head and bloody, I mean, how good was after the absolute.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You remember that when you were sad, when you were
so sad, take my back were It's just financially we
oh well, Philippines. Also, we didn't win Lotto last night,
one person twenty eight million dollars, so were they Burden?
And no one on the lot of Apps? So don't
even bother about that. Yeah, I know, ash Burden, Are

(05:22):
you kidding me? I've always loved that place and I've
always said, you know, if I have one lot of
I'd reinvigorate Ashburton. So it's only for your Ashburton reinvigorates me. Yeah,
and what takes you to barley on an X escape?
But excuse me, they're just twenty eight million dollars. We're
not going to Bali. Oh yeah, we're going to the
Milk Daves Mast Darling I can't believe we didn't win lotto.

(05:45):
That's really disappointed. We were going to change each other's lives.
We've got packed.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I know.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well that's a lot of people's reality. And this morning, Hayley.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
What about was there anything decent? Was there a couple
of million chucked at the No?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, like, don't bother mate, you're just back to the drawing.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I did think this morning when I was coming in here,
and it's been a busy Wedlake. So with this job thing,
you just have to keep turning up, you know, every day.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
You just want me here. The Radio Awards are on
tonight and I was talking to somebody and they said,
how many When did you.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Start going to the radio awards?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And I said the word the year two thousand and
four and they laughed and said that was when they
were born and now they work here.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
It was a real weekend. It just kept showing up together.
That's not the expectation of me though, as it like,
I was sort of the fun hire like, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Las, We're the vibe higher tired.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Everyone was going to a lot.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
It was going to fix it?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Does that end?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Podcast Network Variety used to be a magazine now it's
a great website. It's all about film and Hollywood and
actors and everything. If you've never watched Varieties series Actors
on Actors, it's brilliant. You can see it on YouTube, Instagram,
everything like that. It's just one actor and another interviewing
each other, yes, and just it's very informal and they

(07:06):
chair and it's kind of industry chat or like you know,
what's your process, and sometimes the peerings are like they're
just incredible.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
And it's just a great dynamic to see because normally
it's an interviewer.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, whereas this is like a peer, a peer to
peer interview.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
So I feel like they let their guard down a
bit more because it's another celebrity.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yes, yeah, and they've got maybe just a bit more
kind of inside knowledge and they share behind the scenes things.
It's always so great. So season twenty four, this is
how long it's been going. For season twenty four. The
pairings have been announced and it kicked off yesterday. I'll
leave that one for a second, but here are some

(07:44):
of the great pairings for season twenty four. Kiki Parmer
and Sharon Stone Kat. I know to people you never
expect goodmade in the wild. I know how great Kit
Harrington and Peter Dingklish because sometimes they do a peering
that's like we've work together, yeah, And sometimes it's just like, what.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
The hell is this? Yeah? Chalk and cheese.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, Tony Goldwyn from Hacks and Kerrie Washington, which is right,
Bowen Yang from SNL, and Rachel Senate from is Love
l A. There's like Tracy Morgan is in there with
one of the S and L crews, and then Clear
Danes and Richard gadd is going to be amazing, very

(08:27):
like serious intensive because some of.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
These that quite can be serious.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Some of them are very serious and they get very
earnest and some of them very silly. But here's my
favorite pairing. They're all kicked off literally just a few
hours ago, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kundroux. But I did
love with all my heart, all of us cracking up,
including me.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
When Ross is playing the bagpipes, nothing come on, nothing funnier.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
And then sing along and Phoebe's like, okay, sure with all.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Song? What song it is? I love this women so
long You're just like saying it like the sound of
the awful bagpipes.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
This is so great that because she's Lisa Coutras promoting
the comeback and Jennifer Enison not promoted, but they're talking
about the comeback in the morning show. Two flawless TV shows,
but the whole time they're like in tears laughing. You
should watch it. It's a great watch on YouTube. And
it's just like you feel kind of like like a
fly on the wall of old friends catching up and

(09:23):
it's really nutty, you know, and it's been nostalgia congrad
and honestly, it's a great series. And one day I
can't wait to find out who I'm going to be
paired with. For varieties actors on actors, probably me and Thingy.
Could be Nicole Kidman, a couple of down under goals

(09:43):
you know, made it big. Might be singing, it might
be Thingy. Variety Where's your Rival?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
The Fletchborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
From the Fletchborne and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, there's fat Burgs on the beach and Nelson. A
heavy rainfall and overnight on Monday lead to pipeline failure
on the road, resulting in untreated diluted wastewater flowing into
saltwater create the mouth of the mic tide and Nelson Haven.
I mean that's a real Auckland move. Nelson just bumping

(10:22):
it straight in the ocean, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Of heavy rain.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Auckland's like, Nope, straight into the beach. So I'm there
for the next month.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
So people's dogs are on the beach and they're saying
to watch that because they can eat them. Yes, and
don't if you are collecte seafred from the area, probably don't.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
But because there's a good thing about the bi valve,
I'm talking to you, tour tour, your your muscles. Oysters
they do they clean the ocean.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
They clean the.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Ocean, but they hold onto the bad stuff for a bit,
so you need to let them have a bit of
a clean out. So, but fat burgs on the beach
is also a massive concern. So a lot of lumps
of waste and non disposable items such as wet wipes.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Who's still flushing metal? So just.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Did a campaign for a product and then wore it.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It was because they claimed to be flushable, biodegradable, and
then the plumbers will ampy. You read about fat.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Birds in London as well as a problem and the
old like Yeah, Victorian plumbing system types yeah, twenty twenty six,
so fat anymore so. Nicer names for a fat burg
number six on the list. The husky hunk like a
hunk of something. Also hank, strong, silent and single handedly

(11:43):
blocking the entire store.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
What a dream system.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Husky hunk husky hunt Number five on the list. The
full figured gloop gloop.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, such a good word. Gloop, full figured, Yeah, fucking
oil and flushed wet wipes, so watch out on the
beach for those full full of glops Number four on
the list of the top sex nice names.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
For a fat berg.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
The big boned blob bones, there might be some bones
people flush. The weirdest thing flushed a bachelor's handbag.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, probably just the whole bag.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
The fat and the bones, and the wet white a
surprise nappy.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Number three on the last.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Of the top sex Nicer names for a fat berg.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
The voluptuous ward. Voluptuous ward that resonated with me as
a voluptuous myself.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
We've all put on a bit of the ward is
voluptuous and curves in all the right places.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Unfortunately it's washed up and all the wrong place.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Number two on the last of the
Top sex Nicer names for a fat bird the cuddly clot.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You're gonna be careful saying that.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
One cuddly oh yeah, yeah yeah, cuddly clot, and number
one in the last of the Top sex nice names
for a fat.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Bird the curvaceous globe.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
We're in a driving and as they refusing to leave
unless it's in the mouth of a dog. The cavacious glob.
Love it coming to a beach near you? That's today,
Stop sex does that?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
M podcast network plays.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Producer Girlies. We're always looking for the new way that
new ways that girl is are connecting.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Shamed dog, good girl, Good girl.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I guess what is this new obsession with shared albums?

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, so basically, if you and your besty girlfriends have iPhones,
you can make shared camera rolls with each other. So
it's essentially a folder in your camera role that you
can both see at all times.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I've done this for years and.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
We often use it if like for radio awards or
a big night out and we take lots of photos and.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
You dump them there and it's you can both access, so.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
Access them and so you're not doing more to air
drops throughout the night.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Samsung's also do this. That's just
me saying that.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
You didn't know who just said that.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Just pause a second, let's talk more about this. But
there might be a new character.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Character a character and they've got same songs can do this.
I quite like Sam, tell us more about why you've
chosen the Samsung. Sam, Well, I mean the writing's on
the wall.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, Samsung is gonna always do that.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, okay, this is gonna keep working on Sammary because
I've done this, like I've done it for like productions
or like TV shows or like a friendship trip. Because
we didn't we just did a big ear drop. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
If you're constantly adding to it, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Think it's just scary because you're selecting the ones to add.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I was just thinking about the three of us.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
You know, this is one road slip and none of
boys tits. I don't need to see the album.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
No one wants to see this, you know. Off Well,
there's this.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
New trend that the girlies are doing with these shared
folders and basically the girls love a whole video where
you shof all the things you've bought.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
If you've done a big shopping spree.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
You'll be like like they were showing off the hallways.
I've got hallway and it's like mints hall hall or
hall okay.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Hall clothing.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You ready really yell hallway hall way, yeah, way, hall
all the way.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
No, okay, I've got one.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I've got one deck or deck o wait's one deck
or name or the name of the man or the penis.
But they're spout exactly the same, of course is in
tears and all mens eclipse.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Ments in and hall is hu.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
But it's all about the h Yeah, it's about how
do you think works?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
As well as that's all the int into his mind?
Which witch is great because it's which it's.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
What if it's dick, Dick like the bird?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, it's called a dick deck.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Okay, Well it's penis, penis or the.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Bird Okay, okay, right ready, Dick the way.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You said it, it could only be penis.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, it was the man I got that something.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Not even Dick. That is a real longing. Okay, Fanny,
isn't Vagina know the dig Dick?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Okay, Okay, I pay him before we do, Fanny finish. Okay, Dick,
you're calling someone a Dickens. Yeah, but the third one
is the third Okay, Fanny Fanny, Fanny is in my
aunt Fanny, or Fanny is.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
In my fanny as in my American behind.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Fanny. Just throw me wrong, you talking about Fanny, that
bloody Fanny. Yeah, what about but but then the butt
or to the deject Okay, but bum hoole not you
say like the bat the butt. By the way, Rove

(17:38):
loved this game. Rove McManus, if you missed an interview, yes,
the podcast. But we taught him mince Mints.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You taught him that mini this on this show that
we just did, and he loves it so much and
now it can go anywhere. It's a great the intentions.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I'm in Australia sometime in the future and I chuck
on Channel nine at the hotel and I see f
and Rose McManus playing mince Man playing mince Mints Royalties. Anyway,
hall Hall, we're slightly to round there, getting back to
the hall, not the hallway but the hall of clothing
for you yeh, the you haul any way, it's good there.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
That's crazy. Someone just sorry, someone just missag man If
you just tuned in right now, what's happening.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
So basically the girlies will film these hall videos. Traditionally
this was kind of a snapchat thing you would set
up your phone and sometimes these videos get to be
five minutes long. Carl and I love to send these
to each other, but sometimes you can't dip in and out,
you know, and it's like when do you watch them?
You don't want to leave them on scene. It clogs
up your chat feed. So the girls are making these
shared folders and just plunking in these videos and be

(18:49):
like when you're next watching dinner, when eating dinner, you
can watch.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
This, what do you think?

Speaker 7 (18:54):
Yeah, and you can just use keep one.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Okay, does this mean that my my storage? Am I
paying for the storage for these sh videos in the cloud?

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Downfall?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's in the cloud? Yeah, I've got a terrabyte in
the cloud, thoughn't got plenty of the way. We didn't
invent mints, Mints not.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's from an episode of thirty Rock called the Beginning
of the End, and it's jack Alec Baldwin's characters.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's right for a game show called Hominem.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Sometimes I think.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
You guys invented so much and then I learn it's
just that you're millennials and there's heaps of stuff references.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
We watch so much and ingest so much, and then
we forget and then we think we.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Did invent things. That's an original four. Yeah, yeah, it's
not like post malone pre Malone.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Now our lovely friends are in zied Herald, my chosen
news source have done an investigation on how to have
difficult conversations at work without risking your job. Conversations such as,
you know, I'm constantly frustrated at work. How do I
know if this is a toxic environment? How could I
change it? I feel like I'm to you a for
a pay rise? How do I ask my boss? I'm

(20:02):
feeling micro managed and I want to quit. Work is
burning me out?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Or the conversation my workmate has bad body odor?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
How do I address it? So they've got a bunch.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Of like HR specialists and psychologists and to give advice
on how to have these difficult conversations in your workplayers,
And I thought I've just put randomly picked one, and
I thought we could maybe get read out the tips yep,
and then maybe we could role play to see how
effective it is Okay, I haven't casked anyone yet, but
we'll say. Okay, so let's deal with the body. The hygiene.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Okay, i'd say we all have fantastic hygiene.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah do we yep. So obviously it comes down to communication.
Here's some of the tips that were given from the experts.
Just first of all, you've got to address it. It's
not going to resolve itself one day. This person's not
miraculously going to stop smelling. Can then just not smell themselves?
Do you think probably?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Having smelt people before, I think probably they can't. Okay,
Schedule a deliberate, private conversation. Frame it around how it
impacts you rather than attacking them. Flip the script a
little bit like I want to I want to help
you a little bit.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Rather than again, I don't know, they need help. Wouldn't
you find that offensive?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, I think it's good.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Keep it private, kind and clear. You know, you want
to not attack them, not make them feel embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
But you know, most of the time you'd want to
be told you yeah, you stick you would you wouldn't
want to be told.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah. So let's do a little role play where the
three of us were in this little studio very like
tight air, tight sound tight, big heavy doors and stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
We're in tight quarters.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Let's say, for the for the purpose of this roleplay, Vaughn,
you've got a body ow to issue. I'm just spreading.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Don't in real life, although there was what happened at
the gym that time, do you remember?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, you got told that you wreck.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah yeah, and that was just like a one off
of become but there I was gonna say, it made
you paranoid. Yeah, but I'm always all like also that
same I get myself a regular like the other day
when I was getting a spray ten.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
You're not supposed to weird jodor And and I was like,
oh god, here we go be wet. Okay, but for
this scenario, where does your clean work mats and you're
our stinky work mate.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
I think this has been two parts. Okay, Flitch, Yeah,
you say, like a guys have a quick conversation with
you before Borne gets in. Yeah, absolutely, Oh he's here.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Hi, guys, Hey, why don't you pop off in your
little coffee. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna talk about
You're gonna talk.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
To fletcheral quickly I had a little little one on one. Yeah,
might get some java. Yeah, you go get some java.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I hated that we got that web pay.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Don't forget we've got that websne can't wait, mate, brilliant,
you get that java? And yeah, get that job? You
working in an office. I'd actually probably paid a watch it,
to be honest.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay, hey, Flitch, you si, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I don't know. Okay, Hey, guys, sorry, I just wanted
to check if we're still good for the eleven thirty
wider team.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Catch up. We're senior manager, absolutely man, and I'll be
there and I've got my notes prepped and read it
a guy.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Great, how's that java? Mate? You know the machines going
to the coffee machine? Jumpy? Hey, first coffee first, first.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Get out of here. Okay, just before he comes back,
have you noticed that this kind of a really strong
smell coming from.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Form Yes, like like kind of trash binges, like.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
A sour bingejuice. And he's really sinking. Is it affecting
your ability to work? It's horrible?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Here he comes.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh no, he's still making his java.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Do you think I should bring it up? I think
you should?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay, do you want to do it or should I?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think it's best from you. I think it's best
from a woman.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, when he comes back, I'm just gonna do it,
and I'm gonna do it really nicely. Okay, okay, I
can't wait for that whip later black coffee for their chair.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Hey there, he is just playing barista there guys.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Heyney, Yes, have you got a little sick and I
just wanted to catch up privately? I am yeah, I'm
just sippling my job. Were you sip away? I just
wanted to have a real quick private there. Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I just don't want to embarrass him.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay, Okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I'm standing in the corner with my face to the
corner in the Blear Witch Project. It's weird. No, that's spooky.
Go get some java, Okay, get some jar.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
That dude needs some job, all right, waiting to see
him role player as well as I do.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
That he's okay, he's wearing the beach.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Starting in the studios. Heyny.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I'm so hey, hey mate, how's the job? The job?
Hitting the spot? Man, I'm trying to lay on the job. Girl.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's the machines had are beans. I don't know how
to put the bag into the beans. In this the
beans are in the stationary cover. But here take my swipe.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Okay, here good, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Now. Enjoy that Sigfredo beans.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
This is a little bit awkward to bring up, but
I think that we're close enough that I could, you know,
we can just have like a little chain. I'd rather
tell you than not tell you. I think I know
where this is hitting, do you, because because I still
wasn't sure if you were aware, and you know, I've
noticed it for a bit of time, and it's getting
pretty full. It's an attraction.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
It's it's it's it's this has happened before. It's a
do you have issues with your father? Because I do
have this with the young because I'm a sort of
a power figure here at work. Oh no, people get
they confuse. Perhaps you've totally mist read the situation.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Then?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I've just noticed you've got a really strong and unpleasant
body odor, and I'm just wondering a few are aware
of it and thinking maybe we could come to a
solution where that no longer existed, just because it's really
use links. I'm close to you now, and I can
smell it.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Links Africa, Yeah, Africa, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I just rather you hear it from a good friend
like man you bro, you know, and I just I
don't want to.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Why did you come in here? I was going to
handle it. I couldn't get the beans working, so you just.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Come back in and shed all over my hard work,
my conversation. You do stink, though, bro likes repugnant? What
kind of what is it?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Tangy?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I can taste it, taste being.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Warm milk. Do you think it's my clothes? Do I
need to give them a sad soak?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
You could sard soak the clothes. But I think it
is coming from within you, like something's rash and it's
coming out.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Of your mouth. You as an internal trying.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
To do this. Your balls reach in the can hear
it right here. They can hear it. It's so smelly
they can hear it.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I don't think this is a great role play for
how they Does it smell like it's coming from my inside?
Like something?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Is it a surface smell? It's it's coming from inside
and it's getting to the surface and it's hitting us
and it's impacting our ability to hit KPIs.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Oh, well you know, I'm sorry nothing more than KPIs.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, okay, how.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Do we feel? Do we feel how that went? Where
role play is done? Well, I might go to a
chemist warehouse, so sponsoring gets some bodies. You can get
the real proper you know, somebody and a body wash
that neutralizes this.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Maybe I'll soaking some baking soda. You've got someone message
and now I feel like, actually we've been doing this
for about ten minutes. The main message saying guys, please help.
This is actually exactly what I'm dealing with. The work
with a guy. He's so smelly. I've tried talking to
him but really doesn't care. And now we've just then
it's an h I reckon, it's an HR issue. I
have a friend that used to own a bar and
he had to talk to an employee about his body

(28:03):
and he said it was like the worst of his life.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
The whole morning. He was just like, I feel sick.
And I could never say that to someone, Yeah, but
you were not. I'd leave a note under their windscreen
wiper at their car and then literally said you just
need to say, oh see word, you stink.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Have a shower. Seaword again.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Okay, he's kind of top and tartel with the sea
word there. Yeah, I don't know if he's in management.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
Born plays it in spletchorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Haley silly little pool.

Speaker 9 (28:38):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little silly.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Silly, silly little poll is will you be watching the
new season of Love Island? It's on TV and Z
plus where you can go and meet new TV said
plus mascot, plus plus C. I think it's plus A
because it's plus plus would be I don't think they

(29:09):
thought that through, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Would you be watching coffee? So there's this new coffee
place behind us. He just shone his torture and to
turn around and then we shuck it a little dance
yesterday together. Do you think there's a romantic connection?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
No, I think we just I think we're just. Do
you think there's a listening flash your headlight twice if
you think there's a romantic connection, or.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Do you think there would just be cool friends?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Or once if Haley's a minger, or leave the light
of flash.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
You think once if you think I'm a minger? Twice
if you're into men and you think, now there's a
romantic connection thrice.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
If you think there's a romantic connection and over.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Complicated the s O system.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, okay, when we can sit here in silence and
just wait for wait to confirm watching the new season
of Love Island. Yes, I might dipen it out, not
this year, I have before, or I've never watched.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Those are the four options. Well, I'm not this year.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Eleven percent, I might dipen it out, okay, thirteen percent yes,
sixteen percent of people said not this year, but I
have before.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sixty percent of people said I've never watched. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
God I found for chat. I felt good to be
part of it as a white male. Sometimes I don't
feel the the majority, so I felt good to be
in the majority there in sixty percent have never watched
such trash And do you want to go up to
the terrace though, and we have a little chat. I
do feel like everybody was watching it like five or
six years, seven years ago, eight years ago.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
It only takes like a couple of episodes and then
you're just in and you watch all fifty or what
they have so many episodes, so it's like, you know,
if you're going to start your you won't stop. Yeah,
I'm just like, I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Because you've been out a couple of years now.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I've been out a couple of years now. But it
just takes one drama and you get back, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Shane says, I used to be obsessed every season, but
it's so played out, way too obviously. Everyone's there just
to boost their social clout, and now I just can't
flip the switch in my brain that leads me buy
into it or enjoy it anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, I understand that.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Stephanie said, I need to I just it's been three
three rewatches of Off Campus, I said, need.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Something new three. Abby said, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
This is the highlight of the Southern Hemisphere winter watching
hotties and Spain crack.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
On, crack On Elliott.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
We'll do the classic not interested until the wife puts
it on and have a peak at episode five and
then uran then you're heavily analyzing and hooked by episode eight.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Not my thing.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I'm a little surprised most people agree with me, to
be honest, says Michael Fiona. Reality trashes my vibe, my escapism,
and helps me feel like a normy. Yeah. Totally. Joanne
literally watching it right now with her husband. Needs some
trash TV to get through my first pregnancy. Oh nice. Oh,
Tiana says I'll watch it, but probably through TikTok clips
more than actual Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah and

(32:05):
Brandon ah more. If it's just trash, give me the
History Channel any day. Oh yeah. Classy cultured man, class sassy,
cultured individual. For Celettle Pole, will you be watching the
new season of Our Love Island? Sixty percent of you
have never.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Watched its network plays it ends flesh forn.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
And Haley months, couds love months, Oh love months?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Everyone loves months.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Do you know what why? Mince is good? Versatility and
its heats up so well. Yeah, a treat you can't
mess up cooking that.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
No, no, you just can't have saucy stuff with it exactly.
Mince on times, mince on past, and mince on rice.
Great for hiding the veggies, yeah man, just great vegies
into it.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
We we would have had it like most days growing up. Yep,
it was and so shot this week not really to
anybody in the world, is it. Mints prices have just
gone up, up up, up, up, up, up and up
and continue to climb into the twenty and into the
high twenties.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
For like beef mints.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So it's not like the cheap go to meat. What
is the cheap go to meat.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
It's like, because I did a slow cock, it's your
chucks and your crap meats. You've got to cook slow.
They're cheaper.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
They used to be like cheap, like beef cheeks, which
can get turned into mints and sausages and stuff, but
otherwise you can slow cook them.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Then they go lovely on a slow cock.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Those used to be like three bucks each and now
they're like twelve. Yeah, that's nuts. The answer is nothing's cheaping.
What about lintils and stuff? Are they still can what
we do? But yeah, frozen vegies. Beans, it's a good
cheap source of protein and you five plus Yeah beans, Meat, sausages,

(33:56):
they are not cheap. No, I mean good sausages aren't
cheap osages? Yeah, yeah, slubbet sausages, sluby saucies. We want
to know what's your go to cheap meal at the
moment your.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Money a little bit further in the kitchen, it's not
chicken drumstick.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
If someone said still cheap, oh, okay, on chicken drum
the cheapest. But trouble is you need to eat like
five of them because no, what a shame. It's a
lot of nibbling chicken drumstick. Yeah, they're the best, you
know on a chicken drumstick.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That it would be one of my lowest of the chicken.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, I eat chicken thy bone and skin on is
still very cheap. Gorgeous yeah, yeah, but that's because you've
got to take the bone out and get around the bone.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Lovely.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
There's that weird brown, sort of softy bone. But when
you're eating and you're hit that sometimes and that'll go down.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
So I did this last week six three. Oh, the
message is coming in your cheap meals at the moment
A fried rice because I did that.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Just it's just rice and then you froze your hair cracks.
Some eggs in there, chicken, if you got it, get
a bit of protein with the eggs. Yeah, but ham,
even pineapples is considerably cheaper, and taste it. Miximer mints.
You never go one minute if you can't afford other minces. Yeah,
get into the mints the meat, yes, yeah, Because we're

(35:14):
talking about about a wild move it's in mints. This
is what we want to know now, eight hundred dollars
in him. Let's let's share some ideas because with mince
the key week classic at insane prices in the news
this week. Eight hundred dollars a him is our number
nine six nine six to text. Then hit us with
your current go to cheap meals not really girl dinners.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
We've got so many messages. Wow, okay, here we go,
Bachel's handbag and some rats.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
The reason we do doing do it you hard, recess
hard research broadcasting professional hair has forgotten to do a research.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I just wanted hard to believe anybody ever turns out
of the show.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I mean they wake up at six on the dot,
they're in and they just want us the entire time.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I've got a message six o one for our you
stink roleplay boring, too long, okay, boring and too long.
We don't take feedback well, but we do take it.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
So yeah, Bryce and mince, which is always you know,
the most affordable way to eat meat has been cow.
Your million up cow, mourd it up, a pig, mourded
up sheep, meurlied up chicken.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's no longer the cheapest way to do it. So
we want to know your cheap eats.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
And somebody said, somebody said bachelor's handbag and some raps.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You know what it is?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
A bachelor's handbag is an absolute classic ten dollars. Yeah,
if you're going cheaper, you go bachelor's handbag and a
bag of those rolls at the supermarket makes themselves because
those things are always like three bucks a tween. We
still need a bit of salad there.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, but also if you can buy a frozen chicken
and then the cheapest.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yes, but then how much do you pay?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
How? And I also ros and chooks the same sizes
as a bachelor's handbag.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
So yeah, Jackie, what's your cheap eat?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Hi, how are you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Wie? Awesome?

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Hey, my cheap eat is cabinara, but you make it
with sliced cabbage instead of pasta.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You have no carb option.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
As well, Dude, I love cabbage, having Anaissance pod in
my household. Nice saute the cabbage.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
So it's all nice torte cabbage with some onion, some bacon,
some garlic if you want, and some chicken breast if
you want chicken. That's all, young then you just add
a whole bunch of cream and with some butter.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
But so you're saying a lot of dairy bacon. These
aren't the cheap I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
To get a bloody you know you don't need a lot.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Carbonara. You know it's a jar carbonara if you want
to do it cheap.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
No, no, no, no, like chance does not as good
as don't like having to spin.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
That's good for you.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Fair cream and coconut crime. Or you could go yeah, yeah,
fair crime.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Not in a cab.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
Is a long way, especially like even corner of a
head of cabbage.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
The cabbage is so tlightly packed. I love a tiny
packed cabbage, Jackie. What about you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I love it?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Do youppy? I prefer.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
But it's going to be going to make that noise.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Jackie, Thank you so much. Holly.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
What's your cheap eat?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
All right? Cheap eats? Grab a bacon, do chuck some
pecket dumplings in there, put a in a coconut frame,
some curry past I've seen this. Bang it in the
oven there. If you're stealing like.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
It, Oh my god, it's just a bag of frozen dumps.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Cheap and curry pastealing.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
Fancy get the tin dollar ones.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
If you're not, get the four dollar one.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
But a coriandro dieas.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, oh my god, one I tell you a slap
and then what everybody just kind of horns you speak
later that some bowl.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
And hit it.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
Yeah, even the toddlers will eat it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You could you could add rice.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, that's a good. That's a good.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's my that's my.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Favorite so far, Holly, thank you. Okay, so many messages
your cheap eats.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Somebody read sausages.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I mean I might love a curry. Yeah, I love
a curage sauce. I will say, none of these have
really screamed healthy. Something's got to give, right, Cheap, cheap
and seldom gone handed. They certainly haven't trying eating healthy.
That's it to the wallet.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Cheap meal.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Moroccan chicken pasta chicken best is probably the cheapest meat currently.
Chicken breast, garlic, paprika and Moroccan seasoning, lots of it,
pasta cream I can and cherry tomatoes, spinach and a
bit of grated cheese. Mooly that a lot of that's good.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
You're cooking. Yum. I'm literally starving right now um.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Countdown to those three for twenty dollars meats, and it
has some pork and beef mints and some plain and
flavored chicken stir fry packs. So generally one of those
options frozen vegies and rice and pasta. That's that's good.
That's got Christine written all over it. That's got nice plane,
You're nice.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Our quick cheap meal is cooking hash browns. Yeah, then
topping it with spaghetti, cheese, onion under the grill until
the cheeses are.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Brown and bubbling. O would eat all of that. You
are going to need some protein though, yeah, bacon. Protein
is in the spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Wha I forgot, Oh my god, put an egg on top.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I guess. I mean you could do baked beans if
you wanted proteins yea beans, Yeah, add some different canned beans. Yeah,
twelve drum six for six dollars from packing save this week,
cooking the tray with rice and vegies, add stock and
seasoning yourself, you know, a meal, a and leftovers. And
I am absolutely on the buzz of doing a big
cook on Sunday and then just like having it in
the fridge to eat for lunch when we get home

(41:01):
after work on it weekdays.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It rules.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Um, she saw some bacon toasties.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yum.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Chow made a few votes for the chow may. My
mum used to make a chow made two minute noodles.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
He also had a fistus made a bulk make it
past the bake with mintce but loads of grated carrot
and mushrooms to bulk.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I've got to give a shout out to mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It's remained pretty affordable. Yeah, the button mush, your.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Butty, mushymush, the portobellows. Sometimes you like out a little bit. Um.
Somebody said we've got to rely more on our offls
this in these trying times. You can dress You can
dress up a lambs fry. You can dress up some
delver deliciously. Imagine that into the world and the only
food is awful. I'll probably just die starvation if offals up,

(41:50):
I'll eat my own arm for I'm not really into
the leg offul. I legless want to make it.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I'm still going to make you, guys, the t I won't.
I just want I have a bit of ox tongue.
But no, no, no, no, no, no no darling stuff,
baked potatoes. Come on, I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
That's good. The baked potato, because yeah, can't go wrong now.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
And the oven puts something inside of it.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Somebody said meat so expensive. I sort of possum did
on the side of the road the other day and thought,
how long has that been there? Some people do. Yeah,
like influences that just cook road kill. Yeah, yeah, are there.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I'm going to google that. I've curated a very specific algorithm. Yeah,
trains and trains. Yeah, and I don't want people cooking
kill messing with that.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Algorithm plays it in flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Now, yesterday afternoon, I did my tax thing, end of
year taxes.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Oh yeah, it's so easy.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Now do you remember the days when yet they were
like the big forms and you'd flick through and you
have to write down and add the marp and you
tie it to a homing pigeon.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
The government has seen out their harming pigeons. Your tax
return to that.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, you seal it in a letter and pop it
in the post or pomp it somewhere, and now you
just log in and it just knows because I don't know.
Your bank's all tighten your jobs all tighten, and it
just says you click a few things and then it says,
here's how much you.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Oh, well, here's how much.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
We're giving you.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's so easy. Sometimes mine's not so easy.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I've got two jobs, you've got a company set up. Yeah,
you've got to have an accountant. But how have you
blamed only paying p a ya? How is it not
just like I know, this is I don't know, taken
care of before it gets into your pocket, right.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Well, I click all the buttons, did all the buttons.
They said, I don't have any kids anywhere, not that
you know of. Yeah that I don't have any tax overseas,
yeah or something. No investments over seas and getting the
extra money from anything you do that properly. In the
Cayman Islands though, and a couple.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Of shelf we don't talk about. We don't talk about
the team, and we've all got something going on in
the Cayman's motions.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
So I collect submet, does the calculations and it comes
back and says you own money.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
And I'm like, you's right. There's plenty government hand out
taxing the good heart working man and woman of Alt.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Newsaland you've already taken all my p a y each
couple of fortnights at all?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Now? Was it because I meant I've had it?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I've had whoppers, I've had a couple of a couple
of surprises, a couple of ten grand I always put
my tax aside, though with my I put it aside.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
The name.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
You spend it a little, but you buy things like
holidays and antiques. Yeah, the rippinged it. Yeah, so it
flashes up on the screen twenty cents. Oh my, I know,
I to quote Joe exotic. I don't know if you
live the financially recover from that. I'm actually, hey, just
block yours for a second.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay, do you want to go in?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'll do t and you do. Team we start to
give a little give it so.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I don't know if I mentioned And the last one
I was on.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Here is because my friends died. But that's why I'll
start a page. It means a lot, guys.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Am I imagining this, But in the past I feel
like I owed thirty forty fifty cents or something. It
was written off, and it was written off and it
was like stupid, because like there's no, all everybody's effort
involved in this because I think in the past it'd
send you a letter and they were like, well it's
going to cost us a dollar to send a letter,
print it out, blah blah.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
But now it's all email and online. They want the
twenty cents.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
They didn't write it off, and so I get my
credit card out and pay for twenty cent transactions bank.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Every New Zealander got twenty cents written off.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
How much would that be? It's a million dollars. Yeah, okay,
that's a good way of looking at it.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
So sorry that you just think our government at this
time of people struggling and fuel crisis and war and
cost of living isn't an all time high. You think
we're just going to write off a million dollars from
pres like yourself.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
That can afford to pay it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
We won't stand for everybody said eat the rich.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
You wouldn't if they were If you had just left
it in a couple of weeks, they just would have
written it off. No, they wouldn't have, because they said
it happened to them. It was they had a little
one and they just left it. And then it was
just a win win because I think they've changed it
in the past. So one says the idea right off
for anything under fifty dollars. Now, if you just forget
about it, I'll ignore that. I'm not forgetting about it,
and they will charge me interesting millions. Somebody said, if

(46:53):
you checked, if you had to pay a credit card
fee on that twenty cents because of.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
The ZM podcast Needwork play z m's flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Now, I want to know, is there a job that
you think, without any training, without any experience, you could
just drop it and be like bom me, I can
do that on Naylor. Okay, I think, but I don't
know for a fact.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Here we go, arrogant white man about to speak.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I could do the rubbish run, keep up with the truck.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
As it moves off on controlling the bins. I know,
I mean the running and the truck in that because
I know it would be hard work. Yeah, good fitness,
great for the fitness.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
But I've looked. I think there's driving the truck and
doing the arm would take some training.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
That would be hard.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, because that arm around knocking bins over.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I'd put it through like you know, the windscreen of
a manster.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Or something because pack it up over cars.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Sometimes around cars, I think there's a great skill into
the arm, but they're running there and chucking in the
bags and be more my I always think about jobs
I could do and then they involve people and they
don't like training. Yeah, so this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
So I won't give away too much. But we filmed
seven Days last night. It's on tonight seven thirty on
three if you want to. It's great cast, great episode.
But there is a moment where one a woman in
the crowd does believe she could read the autocure like
hosting read the autocure. Now you read an autocure before.
It's it's so hard.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
The words are scrolling and it's ages of.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Weight and you've got to not go dead in the
eyes and keep kind of you know, she had.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Just moving words hard unless you've watched all the Star
Wars movies and you love that first reading words allowed
that are scrolling.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, but it just made me think, like I love
that idea when sometimes you do look at a job
like I think a lot of people look sometimes you
just talk for a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
You're like, you come in here, really, do you know?
I have a One of my reoccurring games, along with
out of control Elevators, is I'm a bass player and
I'm on the stage in front of like a crowd,
and I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing, and
they're like, I.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Just try slap at a base and I just go bangar.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I think people do think it's so much easier than guitar.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
But which it's not. It's not, it's not. And in
my dream everyone's like boom, and I'm like, please, that
would be my worst night.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Do you think there's a deeper meaning there just long
I'm afraid to I was just meaning you were just
longing for some kind of validation or attention or four strings.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
And it's definitely like something to unpack there. But we
don't have time, No.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
We don't. So we want to know all eight hundred
DALs at give us a call now ticks through just
seeing a message. Do you think you could do a job?
No training, just give it a red hot go and
not do too badly at it. Haley Witness someone to
order you reading last night, which is hard if you've
ever tried to do it, really hard, but also like
you can see it on tonight's episode of Seven Days,

(49:58):
that film yesterday, the film. But I just love that
thing that you just get in your head. You're like,
I could totally do that. I could totally.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
I could totally design wine bottles. That's what always been mine.
How much designed wine bottles?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
You like.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Bottle or they're just the whole image.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
No, there's literally a graphic design like this thought, there's
actual it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Won't you can do it? Somebody said me and chet
could give being a GP for.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
The day, a red hot go.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I reckon, we apologize, Wow, we apologize.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah. God, Well we've got friends and a doctors and
they love when people come in. Don't looking on chetage,
which is a really interesting one. People think they could
be a voice actor for like animated series and stuff. Okay,
because they can do a funny voice.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Somebody else said, I reckon, I could sing jingles. Just
struck into a studio, no training and be a jingle
singer for the day. I think you'd be a great
jingle singer. Jingle sing was meaning to yourself a new
sheet of glass heading down to the Glass Factor Ray

(51:13):
glass Factory.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Hi, I'm right from the Glass Factor Right now. You
can say why it's called the glass factor.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Right, honeed me sheet of glass, get in fast from
the glass factor.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Right glass facts as well. Now you can say why
it's called the glass factor? Right, right facts a glass factor?
Ray go see ray up the glass factor. Rah, that's
me y undred glass money.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
You can do jingles, I.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Reckon a personal trainer tailor. Oh yeah, you just say,
kick you back straightened under that. How does that feel?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Are you feeling? If so? Stop eating so many biscuits?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah? Have you triscuits?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
No? They train hard, they know this stuff. I could
be a group fitness trainer. I could tell people to
cycle harder. Okay, see that.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
We do roasts sometimes a group fitness people because they
do one or two reps hard and then they around it.

Speaker 10 (52:19):
You know.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I'm like, you're not doing the fifty reps. You've asked
me to do it. You get down on the floor, mate,
I reckon. I could be a checkout operator that packs
the trolley as well. So we're talking, we're talking pack
We've all become our own checkout because you should see
me what the grocery st a soulf checkout. Yeah, I'm
pretty good at the self So I reckon I could
coach an NRL team. The Dragons could do it. The

(52:43):
Bloody wouldn't spoon as the Dragons this year. It's insane.
A psychologist my friends, when I deep dive into their
mental problems, I think that's like and years of training.
I'd say that's budging on dangerous. You could play real.
You just sound like someone loves a goss.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah. I could be a painter. I've painted my own house. No,
it's pretty easy.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I have so much like respect for painters. Same, it's
so hard.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I reckon, I reckon, I reckon. If we came over
to your house and look at your paint, I'll be
pretty rough as pretty rough, pretty rough. Got to get
Uncle Lisen there.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Somebody else said I could manage residential properties. Easy piece,
you just walk around, but like clean that up? Do
that call a handy man?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Oh but I dust here, not getting your bond back? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah, yeah, I could be a CEO. I've watched mine
for the day and he got up to air fall shots. Fine.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
So we are also asked on Instagram for some feedback
on if you reckon you could give a job. Lots
of people coming for us saying I could I could
do radio. I've got a good yarn in me, Oh
my god, sweet Yeah. But the thing is you say
that good yarn and then you do a break in
another good.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yarn, and then you need a yarn.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Well then it it's nine o'clock, and then all the
people that have never done a radio show, they're all like,
you've got to do this, and that you're okay, well,
and then just leave us to it.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
And then twenty two years later you're like, where's my
life gone?

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, him into my face over the and a half years,
I thought that it used to be puffy. Now it's wrinkly.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Somebody said it with him Man of Gren's Anatomy. I
watched I reckon. I could be a surgeon. I'll give
it a good hot you know.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
And it feels like on an island, right, and you
had a scalp and then like someone's not breathing.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You're like straight straight on the pipe. Get a straw
in there, or a pin or a pin?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Here? Is it the boy of me to say I
could be a pilot, although I'd like to go cargo
first in case I crashed. Quite a people saying I
could I could be a police officer as long as
I was with another police officer. That's not always how
it works. I could be a bartender that is one

(54:54):
of those ones where you make a good cocktail. You
can pour a drink, but like now, do it under
pressure with dealing with drunk people. Change it up a bit,
make it worthy of twenty five dollars someone. Let's get
ready to take something very personally. I've been to the
Melbourne Comedy Festival four years in a row and I
think I could probably do sixty minutes from who do
you think that came from?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
A man? No, a woman, Rochelle, but maybe she is funny.
Give it a go, Give it a go.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Although I will say people don't realize the work that
goes into a good comedy show. I think Rachelle, do
it and I'll give you an open I'm not giving
you an opening spot. Sorry, I don't trust that you've got.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
But I could definitely be a vet as long as
it was just like the the low end stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Like not putting animals, just yeah, poking and your cats
do fats and about how fat your can is.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
You just get to do the vit light. When you're
a vent, everything's black butts on that. Yeah, I reckon,
I could be an electrician.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Okay, that's insane. That means literally life of dear. Yeah,
it's not that plumber.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Plumber.

Speaker 11 (55:59):
Oh yeah, an electrician, you're like, whoop, see, how do
I tell his family just turned the lights and now
he's dead.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah yeah, somebody specially extricute themselves. I reckon, I could
be a politician. No, you could, as long as you
could take the take the heat. Imagine trying to change
the world and then everyone's just a prack.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
No, Big Sandy reckons she could be a.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Lady of the night, no one on film only fans model. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I don't know, Sandy. I'll say something out there for everybody,
big Sandy, But I don't know a big Sandy.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I reckon stuck a camera on it because we've all
tried it once and you look at back, you're like.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Wash plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Fact of the day, day day, day, day, dude, dude.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Ue.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Haly. It's sorry it comes out sometimes and.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
It's just your attention seeking.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
She's done this, she says, these little moments since she
fell off the p I hit my head and now
I say, Hale weird weird giants. She's self observed.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
The fact that the Hey Lee is uh. It's Lord
of the Rings week. And I want to tell you
about Christopher Lee. He played Saramon in the Lord of
the Rings trilogy The White Wizard. He was the bad
guy long White.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Here.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Christopher Lee rules for many reasons of which I'll tell
you soon. But this from the behind the scenes. When
Christopher Lee's character Serremon is stabbed by worm tongue and
Peter Jackson's telling Christopher Lee what he wants from his reaction,
and Christopher Lee tells Peter Jackson that's not the noise
that the human body makes when they're stabbed through the back.

(58:01):
I know, I was in World War two whole Here,
as Christopher Lee telling the story, I.

Speaker 10 (58:08):
Seem to recall that I did say to Peter, have
you any idea what kind of noise happens when some
distabbed in the back? And I said, because I do.
It's not like it's because the breath is driven out
of your body.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
He's a fascinating manchst Away, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He
was Count Duke on Star Wars. He was in like
Lord of the Rings. He was in like phenomenal hundreds
of movies, stage appearances, everything. He's the only actor to
appear in Star Wars, a series of horror films from
the Hammer, horror films, The Lord of the Rings, Trateogy,

(58:52):
and a James Bond movie. Well, when he was ninety
years old, he released his his final metal album.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
That's by the Sword and the Cross. It came out
when he was ninety.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
That stood is living, he lived. He and his song
jingle Hell on that Yes You're a Christmas heavy metal
song made him the oldest person to crack the Billboard
top one hundred. Wow. He is fluent in six languages.
He was a skilled defense was yeah, stop bringing up
that he's dead. Fluent in six languages, and he was
a skilled fencer, which made him his workers count Dooku

(59:28):
in Star Wars when he had to do lightsaber battles
all the more easier because he brought his style into
the character. He is the step cousin to the guy
that wrote James Bond.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
So can I just pause you. I'm going back to
jingle Hell. You know I'm a middle head. Yeah, I
have it. Okay, let's hear a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I'll get to some meddle.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
I just want to say, straight up, Christopher Lee with respect,
that sucks.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
It's going to scare the kids at the mall. Yeah. Yeah.
So the popular story because he never wanted a huge
detail of his role in World War Two, but apparently
he was an essay is commando a Nazi hunter? Well,
and he stabbed someone in the back and he was
either he either.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Did or was present for someone being through the back
in World War Two. He need a life flight after that,
wouldn't you beautiful? That's beautiful to bring that donate just
in case one of your loved ones gets Bayon needed
in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
You they need to be flown to a hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
This is very, very true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
So he's just like a really interesting At least no
one's loved one gets Bayon needed in the back, my
fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
But if they were and they weren't near a major hospital,
lifelight Like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
You're at the Pernaky Rocks taking a photo when you
just get bay needed a photo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
And you're like you're going to slip and I'm like no,
I'm not, and someone's like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
You needed and then it's Christopher Lee and He's like,
I thought you were a Nazi. I'm like, no, no, no,
I just do accent sometimes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
And they said you're Nazi for going on the rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Nazi and I'm like, I'm Nasi And then said you
did not see that coming?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
That was really good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
You were brilliant. I did not see that coming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yeah, you really live that one out of the park. Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Anyway, I don't think much more, dy cover And then
what noise did you make as Chrystopher Lee stabbed you
in the back with.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
A bandit thinking you were a Nazi because he's a
Nazi hunter? So wait, what was in the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
You know what I saw it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Do you know what I saw it? In the ocean?
Fish Adolph and oh yeah, sorry, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Okay, anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Is that Christopher Lee told.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Peter Jackson what it sounds like when someone gets stabbed
in the back because it heard it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Fact of the day, day day, day day. So I
was on my bank account, my bank cap ends. Hang on,

(01:02:25):
I was my bank cap and I was looking at
my credit card statement. You know when you're like, we're
that all gone? You must have been.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
No food food.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Yeah, so I was having a little lucky because you know,
I made some spins and paid it off and blah
blah blah. I'm very good with my credit card in
a way that I never thought I would be, because
you never used to have one, did you. This is
my first credit card even that I got this year,
and I got it for the ear points, and it's
been great. I just I use it and pay it,
use it and pay it anyway. So currently my parents

(01:03:02):
are overseas, have been in Turkey and Istanbul, and my
mom left with.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
My card, my credit card. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
I've got it all on my phone and that kind
of stuff, so I still have ex's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Actually a breach of your credit card conditions.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
On purpose. She accidentally took. She wasn't supposed to take
the physical card. She's been using it to do her
bookings and stuff because then I get the earpoints and
she just pays me back. Oh you're gonna have to
get a new card.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Yeah no, I mean it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I trust her. You know, we live together.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
She's got my credit card. I trust this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
She made me. Now you know what you aren't we blessed?
We can all trust our mothers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Some people that can't trust their mothers exactly every waking
moment of the day, do you every single wake out
there somewhere there's on nine sex nine sex.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Can you trust your mother? Quick pole? Can you trust.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Or no? I just want to know from the people
that can't trust, maybe a brief explainery to why you
can't trust your because they ran away with your husband,
they spent your money, those kind of in all these
sorts of six nine sex, Why can't you trust your mother?
Maybe she told you that the chocolate was off and
it had to be thrown out, and she was eating
it and she was gone with it. I can trust

(01:04:18):
my toful quick one here, No she's a slapper, but
beg fat no to that birch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
That's Burly's words, not mine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Wow, Yes, I can trust it because she's dead, it's
nicely trust I can't because and then Cecilias is I
can't trust it because she's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
So when do we say nine six nine six? Can
you trust a dead mother or not? If you can't
breach you try it can be means to cause an avalanche,
but it is a million years ship was my credit
card years with my emotional health.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Wow, I can't trust my mother with anything. She can't tell.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
People we do about my life for twenty seven years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Follow up, Please to that one. I think my mother's
a selfish bipo, a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Somebody else said, yes, I could trust her with the money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
No, I could not trust it with my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
My mom's a shoplifter. Can't trust my mom because the
years of trauma and her own bad decisions.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Not in a million years. She's a piece of shit. Yeah,
I told me Dad was at work, but he was
in jail. But she sucks, No, raging narcissist. I can't
trust my mother.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
She wasn't ready to be a mum, so just pretended
I didn't exists. Safe to say. Our relationship isn't great
now that I'm an adult. No, I can't trust her,
she told my boyfriend. No, she gossips about me, even
if it's private information that I've asked her not to share.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
She steals from my home when she visits and then
gives them back to me as gifts. Oh my god,
I can only trust it now that she's dead. My
kids is insane. Someone said, I am a mother, my
kids can trust me with their lives, but not their chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Yeah, okay, I could trust my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I could trust my mum rot them until she died
on me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Yeah that's a betrayal.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Yeah, because I can trust her, but she sucks. My
mom's a skank.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Oh my god, I can't trust her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
She said she's an alcoholic bitch. Yeah, she smokes too
much weed and boris money never pays a bat. No,
I can't trust mine. Totally responsible drugs, alcohol, totally useless. Yeah,
this is insane. She eats blue cheese. Can't trust her.
Excuse me, excuse you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I do love blue cheese, and that's when I trust
my mom more than anyone else in the world, and
so do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I absolutely can't trust my mother. She'll literally tell you
you tell her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
She'll ring every contact on her phone and gossip about it,
like it was great finding out from my auntie growing
up to the whole town you. I was depressed. Oh,
I can't trust my mom. She's the biggest snoop from
a child right through to now thirty four. She'll always
go through everything. I have a visits her own.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
So your mom identity fifted me and took my text returns.
Also Cooksmith and abandoned me with my dad when I
was five, And I can trust my mother, and trust
my mother.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
She sent a living with my grandparents, knowing that there
was a very bad person also sharing the house with them.
My mom is the best thing on the planet. Good
to have some balance, to get a bit of balance here.
And your mom's got your credit card. My mom's got
my credit card.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
And the reason I know that she's got it and
not only has it but is using it because there's
one transaction here that's not in New Zealand dollars, it's Turkish.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
How much do you want me to do the translation?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Sixty one dollars ninety one New Zealand. I see, yeah, okay,
it's in it's Turkish. But that's sixty one dollars ninety
one cents that my mom and dad have spent at
McDonald's in a standball.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Okay, wait, two things. Did they have the munchies because
they're stoned and thirty dollars each at Turkey McDonald's also,
and also you're you're a stainball like the food my
mum's been sharing on her social media at Patsy Brow.
She hates it when you follow her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
She've been sharing this amazing food, the lamb and the
dips and stuff, and she's gone to Nonnies. The z
M podcast network a lifestyle editor.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Her name's Amy Clark, and she is saying that I've
been struggling to find winter work pants.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I don't like jans. I'm not a jeans GIRLI.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I don't own jeans. I gave up on jeans years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Slip skirts are two cold ones. The weather returned.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
So I'm guessing if she's in Australia, that's Melbourne and
just giving Melbourne yeah option that she could team up
with a blazer or a down with the net and sneakers.
And she has stumbled across a forty dollars pair of
track pants trackies at Target. Wait you can't, she said.
The best one about them is from a distance, that
don't look like track is they dresses. They read as

(01:08:37):
dressy navy trousers. And they made from Stretcher comfortable what
reads like Polyesta Stone Visco so plastics. So I've seen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Versions of like high end track pants to nice. But
I'm sorry when you say you can barely tell their
track pants, but we can tell.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
When you're up close. You can and you you can't
be in the office having a meeting or next to
the CEO or the bosses walk past and you're wearing
track I mean unless you radio, you working radio.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Wearing like a mini skirt and wear like a hat
and at better.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Oh they're nice.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You wouldn't stripe.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
They've got a little bit of a stripe too than
which gives them sort of a more of a corporate look.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Yeah, it's the best part about it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Forty buckers, forty forty smackers and you can get a
whole a whole lot of them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Would draw the line though, corporate trackers. And now we've
got corporate hoodies, you know what I mean. It looks
like a blazer. That's a hottie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
So you end up looking like you work in some
Silicon Valley kind of tick startup.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Oh, someone just misses jan Lululemon do do a work
pan and it's got the stretch of a Lululemon, but
the comfort of a you know, but it looks like
a workpand but also that hilari you know, the ripoff
the knockoffs women do like a third of the price.
Someone said work pants. I swear by the hilara, workpants
come for you as sweatpants look like proper tailord trousers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Oh the guy, the you go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Also, just the Prince of Dubai has one wife. So
we were just talking before that. Someone's mom thought that
they were dating the Prince of Dubai. It's already got
a wife and it's his cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
I thought they had. I thought they had like eight wives.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Though he's just got one and it's his beautiful cousin.
What beautiful and it's his lovely, lovely cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Ok yeah, Well, if you were living in Dubai, you
probably wouldn't be spouting that off on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
You'd end up with your hereboard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Oh god, yeh, shut up woman. They're still rocking and
be hitting in the Dubai. I don't know about the
foot of the bush. I don't know what he falls
into the fountain and then the waters that was going
on this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
And it's bloody. Enricae Glaziers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
The podcast network play z ds Flesh one and Hailey this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Is crazy and okay, I said, I want to get
out our listeners to reveal do something really brave? Okay,
what what?

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
What do they need to do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I want you to be honest, and I want you
to text in or give us a call or d
D m us with a screenshot or privates M private
bags in our teleop Yes, yeah, one hundred dollars M.
What's the last thing you searched?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Honest?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
You mean like search for AI search? George is hanging
out before the show? Can we get your I know, Georgia,
I'm not doing it, okay, So here's why I'm asking this.
You know, Camille, that's actually not how okay, listener, it's
not filtered.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Yeah, it's anonymous. If you take Senate's anonymous. We just
need you to be honest. What is the last thing
you search?

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
No judgments? So Camille Naniani, you know, actor, comedian, he's
so great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
He's so great. What was that movie he did with Ray?
Everybody Loves Ray? That was? That?

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Wasn't a great movie? Based on a real life story.
Emil Nanni is currently on UK Taskmaster as one of
the contestants, and there was a hidden task which often
happens on Taskmaster, where they had done it privately and
then revealed it it studio.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Wait, did you just bring this up so you could
say that season five no no, no, Isaac Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
So Alex Horn let Alex Horn the assistant had done
a surprise task. He went over to Camille's house, and
the task was to do something very brave, and in
doing so, Camille Nangiani actually exposed his unfiltered Internet searching history.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Oh no, it's gone viral. It's absolutely incredible. It's not
necessarily that you've got anything dodgy on there. It's just
that you might come across looking a bit dumb because
sometimes you google things you like, Oh of course that's yasa.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Yeah yeah, So it's just like, yeah, it's embarrassing stuff.
I mean, sometimes it's sexy stuff. Sometimes it's just like
the dumbest question, how do you expel this? How do
you pronounce this? Or like, okay, something really revealing. I'm
going to do, mind Georgia, what's yours? Is this the
work history though, because mine's all boring work stuff today,
I'll go into a my claw it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Oh yeah, well we'll take your text at nine six,
nine six. The last thing you searched either AI or
Google Georgia. Okay, Well, mine's actually easy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
It's Dyson Corral And the reason being is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Because I got gifted yesterday, so I just wanted to
see how much it was worth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Oh I love, what is it like here?

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Here straight is the dryest witness to dry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Maybe I don't pretty Georgia, but mine was can you
be clearing that to the I d why becoming gifts sellable?
It's not a consumable, so text on it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I don't think. I don't know about Texas. The defense Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Even it should be. Mine was can you have this recipe?
I asked Claude, and it was the Edmund self sourcing pudding.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
I made it the other night because you didn't want
all the pudding.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
You want two of us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
And I was like, I made the whole pudding. We're
gonna meet the whole pod, save the pudding for later.
I ended up making the pudding. Yeah, of course you did,
because nobody is halving a pudding.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
They half the recipe for me and then I just
did the full risk.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
So I My last thing I googled is what is
the best temperature for a fridge? Four? Three four degrees?
Because I just got a new fridge and it's gone
an app. It's a Samsung the Smart and it sees
it's three degrees and I'm like, well, I don't know
what's normal for a free is one to five and
put on you, but what's what's the ideal three it is?

(01:14:28):
This is what AI overview says. The best temperature for
a refrigerator is between one point seven to three point three.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Yeah, I believe that solid.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Who knew that my greens get frosty if I go
to cold?

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
This is true. The vegetable drawers cold or cold?

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Colder colder because you don't even put the mushrooms in
the vegetable drawer.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Actually I made sometimes what do you do standard fridge?
Do you put them next to the butter?

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
You just put them up high higher up the mushroom.
I've always been them in the vey drawer and you
cover them, which I also didn't do because they were
just traveled their eyes in the bed. You can't draw
dog the fridge. That's insanity. I had them in the
little plastic thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Oh you don't care about the environment.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
No, apparently I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
It's cheaper cheaper to go and get your own in
the paper bead, like double the price in that sens
At the time, it didn't matter, No, carried.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
To a banker, married to a banker. Money money, money,
not a problem. Get shove them in your own bed
for half a cock was at the fridge section. Clesing letters.
They were in the fridge section.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Listen, I've already been told off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
I cleaned about this for the last losing time, not
reducing or using recycling. Don't even come at me, Hayley.
You just bought me this coffee.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Born.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
What is your line is? Who is slay?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
I sat down, you said, Oh my god, the gen
zs are laughing at it. I sat down to enjoy
a lunch wrap from my return to my book, My
Abode and trap.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I'm just leftovers, yeah, the kitchen sink, sandwich, yeah, yeah,
just whatever in there. So and I sat down and rain.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
No, it's just like all the lifts collected the drain.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Over the kitchen sing right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
No, no, no, no no, it's all the bits left
over in your fridge, like a little bit leftover end.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Of the week. That's basically me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
So I sat down and I said, I turned on
the television and it's a Samsung. So it went to
one of its channels and it had some music on
and Dua Lipa's song from the bar B soundtrack was
on and I enjoyed that thoroughly, and I thought, congratulations
to her on her nuptials. And then it went to
the next song. I went to the next song and
it said this was from an artist called Slave, and

(01:16:46):
I was like, how have I I work in top
forty radio?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
How have I? You know, sort of like Slater obviously
hasn't made it to top four.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
No, but she was this, this is what the this
is what the thing was? This was the channel was
top forty like platinum pop?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Said him, Do we not have our finger on the
pulse currently?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
We are?

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
Said?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Who was is l a wait? Wait, wait, wait tr
And I found out about Slater whose father.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I have an eye for sort of ethnic ambiguility. Her
father has Moroccan heritage. Crazy, very interesting. Well that was
when I gol who was Slater was? And I I
liked the music, actually think quite like it, but I
wouldn't call it pop music. Was having a look on
Instagram machine her face to the text machine if any

(01:17:35):
listeners been sligh, do you want me to stop saying?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
They have all got the little E for explicit beside them?
I just want to know if she's a lesbian because
there's one she's wearing a truck of hat and it's
done things to me. The text machine, what were we
asking again? Oh yeah, what was the last thing you searched? Well,
asking people to send in this She's to day So
this is dance by slave. So the text machine mine

(01:18:06):
was what's minimum wage? Because I want to see how
close I am to minimum wage even though I'm worth
way more and my workload is worth more.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Don't read that Australia's minimum wage is gonna be one
thousand dollars a week? Like, no, wonder, everyone's moving. That's
pretty sweet a week. I asked Google if the term
dogs specifically referred to feat or toes to when an
argument with my eight year old.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I've always thought, if you're getting the dogs out, it's
got to be the toes. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
So the current Australian minimum wage is a thousand Australian
per week and four dollars. Wow, that's decent. Yeah, like
this is why people everyone's moving? Holy shit?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
I ask googled how old is William Shatner? Ninety? Yeah,
this is not me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
You notice the other song that was a bit more
you I googled it actually world mounted chocolate with olive
oil hardened. My caramel slice wasn't hardening.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
It was very upset. I googled sushi powder. Says analyse
soush powder. Maybe the rice seasoning.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Oh okay, what does ed mean in sexual terms? The answer,
I came across a rect ol dysfunction. I was just
seeing it around and didn't know. But now now you've
googled that, you're gonna get ads for a repair function. Yeah,
mine's so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
I was having a conversation with my sixteen year old
daughter and I had to google whether it was pronounced
masturbate or masturbate. It's even it's pronounced mustard.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Must debate, must debate. You're doing it wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Plays that ends flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
I've got a bit of a situation that I need
some help, worth and vulnert.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
It involves you, Okay, you know how. I'll put it
on the last after your hedges, which, by the way,
I'm really excited about the hedges. We've seen some great
growth and great autumnal growth.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
In the hedges. Autumnal growth, dude, this growth is from
last autumnal Oh god, I just think you're going to
have to do it yourself. Will pay someone. I'm going
to get up on a recordy letter and radio voice.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
This is the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
You won't let her get anyone else to do the hitges.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
But you won't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
I've just got to find the time to do them.
It's embarrassing my neighbor. So it's a sheered huge but
it's on my side. But he gets the sort of
top ass end of it. And last time he did,
I think he knew. I think he noticed that I
had become a single woman and was like, I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Do the hdge.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
I'm sorry for you, I think, And then you know,
time's gone on, and I think he's like, that's your
if and hitch, so you need to take responsibility for it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
And I do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
But here's a great here's actually a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Twofer situation here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Why don't you pop by this week in for one
to do the hitge And while you're there, I'm just
feed my cattle week.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
In what feed you can alway? Sorry, you're away this
weekend because your parents have gone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Yeah, it would just be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
Great if you were just able to pop by three
times a day for.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
You're because he's a snack three times a day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Here's a snack.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
He has breakfast in the morning, he has dinner at night,
and it is a little it's a little nine pm snack.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
So you're born to go all the way to your house.
I'd likely recommend you go to show sponsor animates and
get what it's about the human connection. Well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
The cat feeders work for some people.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
I've got awful news for both your overgrown hedges and
your solo pus is that I'm out of down this
weekend too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
See this doesn't work for me, mate, because you can't
ask someone to feed your cat the day before you
go away.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Hayley, Yeah, yeah, but I am what are you doing
this weekend? Are you able to come out? Are you
able to come out? She's no, am, I why, this's
a lovely cat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I mean, we're all west Aukland here. I am in
west Aukland. Listen, here's the situation. Usually I would get
my neighbor to do it. Yeah, he's away, and so
you fail in that around trips can needs more than one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
I'm sorry, I'll deal with you first.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
It's not just a cat. This is my soul mate
and one of my best friends, Raleigh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Yeah, you know my cat. You know, we're kind of
the boys. Boys, but at when the kids aren't there
and he's and the little friend that spins around them
is a biscuit. He just gets his claws and then
flicks the lid off. And it was five days with
the biscuits.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
On one day. He's already got a wait issue because
Patsy and Craig loved him too hard. And now that
sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Even for two days.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
No, it's fine, I'll deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
It's you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Of course you're going to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
I sort of hoped it would become a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
You problem, right know. I've got enough problems in my face,
and then you file another one under.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Sea for cat. No, well, I mean, good luck out
the ideas.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Plenty of skinks out west. Yeah, and maybe I could
get my Maybe I get the painter to come and
feed the cat. Carwhen what are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Can you be able to pop by? There's a spa
and then I'll put some chlorine in the spar after
what you've done.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Yeah, yeah, that needs to be done, a lot of chlorine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I don't even know where you love, babe.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
It's not close to anyone or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
It's kind of flinch. Do you want to I could leave.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
You don't have a car, or I'll leave you my card.
That's perfect. Actually, tomorrow after work drive me to the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
You'll have my car.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Then you'll be able to go stay out, beautiful.

Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
Run.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Think about it. If you're based in her house, very
nice house. It's a nice house, new area. If you're
at for your apps. He goes on the apps and
busy as well, tots plays.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
It ends flesh one and well.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
As you know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
I have talked about it somewhat. I've had Reno's happening
in my apartment and it's kind of all done. There's
like two tiny little things in there. It's done, done,
done done.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I saw it on was that, yes, like it is
just so. It's due to the brand new home. You
must be so.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Please you just think it's well done. I think you
need to see that. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Scramp and you say you never really singe your money, don't.
It's so stressful when you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
You don't talk to me about stressful renovations. I'm going
to stop you right there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
But you know you're like, they're like, what carpet do
you want? What colored this?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
And you just choose?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Know, we hit all of your pipes and now you've
got to completely replace your water sist. No, I just relate.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I just mean like you've got these tiny samples to
choose all the colors, and it's stressful because then you
see it on a big scale and you just hope
it works. Yeah, because you've already bought the tiles and
the carpet and blah blah. Anyway, it all came together
very nice. Well it works, it works together, doesn't it said?
The green tiles, and they work well.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I was encouraging you towards color, and I'm proud and
I think it really works.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
At green is the new millennial.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I wish you had never said that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Why my girlfriend's got green tiles in her house and
that's all she's talked about since these.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Just millennial grays?

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Now are these.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Green tiles are great?

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Why would we be ashamed to be millennials? It's literally
the best.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
You embrace it. Okay, So the carpets here and it's
you know, there hasn't been any incident until.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
This morning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
When I turn around to see my cat eating his
vomit on the carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
This is coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Actually, were to give him a squirt some moxy action
after that, I reckon you'd be as good as gone.
Sometimes if he gets too excited and he eats too fast,
it comes back to me too. We've all we've all
heard like, oh my god, not it's been like literally
four days. What colors the vomit? It's the same as
his real canaan camp food. Can you get in the

(01:26:24):
shade as you as you can't? But perhaps a gray biscuit,
a gray biscuit. It would like a chickeny brown, rich brown, yeah,
rich brown biscuit. Do you know what? But cats, this
is the thing, like you can't win because I've got
wooden floors at my house with rugs, and no matter what,
Rollie will like take himself to the rug to vomit.

(01:26:46):
I'm like, go on the wooden floors, clean up like that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Yeah, but he'll be like doing that thing. And if
he'll find the rug to be like, this is where
she wants.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Do you think he's doing He thinks he's doing your
favorite doing it. I know she loves the rug because
he do it on the kitchen tiles, I know. And
so I was like paper towels with cloth and then
like put the carpet stuff on. I'll vacuum that up later.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Do you know what, though, you'll always be able to
see it, there's always a different it's fundamentally different.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Because when I left for work, I was like, you
can tell that, but you can see Kim Dry even
on that. What's Kim Dry, Kim Dry, Kim Dry. Hi,
I'm Ken from Ken Dry, Kim Try Kim Dry.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
You're gonna carpet there's got some cat sick on.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
It, spill on the carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Us Kim Dry kid from Kim Dry.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
It's actually c H E M. Yeah, yeah, I'll that's
your name, Kim Kim Kim short for Kim. Well, look,
you guys might come over this afternoon. Well we're partying tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Maybe I'll be the next to spell on your car.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Jesus, don't you dare? And I'm going to have tail
colored drinks a B.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Well, congratulations to you podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Listen. You've reached the end, So I would assume if
you've listened all this way through, you're either asleep, in
which case, or do you enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
It, so drop us a review and tell your friends
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