Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th June 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's attempting to takeover Shannon's Hacks with a hack we do not recommend!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zdium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's Fleashborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I've got a really good clothing hack. Okay, I did
this yesterday and I went to secretly tell the girls
my clothing hair. And you heard it and you just said,
that's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I would say it's toxic. What you would call it
a toxic hack.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
What you do is you buy something way too big
and you wear it, and then you hold it out
and you go, oh my god, look how big this
is for me. Oh my god's skinny. This like barely
fits me anymore, and you kind of gas lamp yourself
into thinking that it once fit, but it never fit.
Was always way too bag. I have the skirt and

(00:44):
it was like a day that I was feeling quite bloated,
and I went into the store and I tried on
the skirt and I tried in like two sizes too big.
I was like, that's perfect. And then anytime I wear
it now, it like rattles around my hips. You know,
it's so big for me. And it's just a great
hat for a little day when you are feeling maybe
a bit bloated, or like, oh I've put on a

(01:05):
bit of weight. You put on your big skitsch and
you hold it out and you're like, holy shit, man,
this yeah yeah, never, no, no, no, it's literally two
sizes too big on me a human. But you just
hold it out and you go, oh my gosh. Ye,
like when you lose weight and your clothes are all loose,
but you just buy them loose. Yeah, and you get
that same little dopamine head of like, oh god, I'm

(01:25):
a closer fitting a bit looser than usual.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's like the opposite of buying gold clothing.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
It is it is you buy you becut make yourself
the goal Yeah, by moving the goalpost two sizes bigger.
It's a great hat, Haley, it's toxic. I would recommend
this for jeans, you know, because jeans are the thing
when you put on white, that's what you feel at first, right,
and then your hips and the dinner. Just get them
two three sizes too bad, and then you wear them

(01:52):
you're like, oh my god, guys like bloody hanging off me.
The diet's working.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
What die?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's been no diet right. Well, for more more of
these great feel good hacks, go into a store, buy
something two sides is too big, put it on and
be like, oh my god, guys look hanging off.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Man. What you don't want to do, though, is I'm
going to Southeast Asia and look at buying clothes. No, no,
there's too many x's and at the end my my
least favorite thing I did. I talk about this a
little bit of my new show, which is like when
you walk in somewhere Bali or Thailand and they're just
immediately no, do you have anything for you? You're huge, but

(02:30):
turn around fat wist and can't get out of my
Is this a child's clothing store? Yeah? Women, they start
making elephant noises. Yeah, all sorts, all the stores. And
Thailand still have those offensive names.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, like Fatty Fatty, big fat big Mama fat big Mama, fatus.
It is very humbling. I've literally had someone in Thailand
yell at me and my friend have the same heighth
kind of similar birll just being like no, too big,
too bag. We were like this actually the average New
Zealand woman's footing. Wow, Jesus Christ, how is your island

(03:10):
still afloat? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
They make good clothes and they've got no idea. How
islands work?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
No no no no no floating. I mean, you know
I love an oversized you know, skirt or oversized shirt.
Trying to get oversized in Southeast Asia would be impossible.
You have to go into the camping stores, get a tin,
cut a couple of holes, and it'll be like, this
is your oversized shirt.