Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th August 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... We have a Patsy Purchase update!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleetforn and Hayley's it's a little bit of pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Guess what what you know? How I said to you
that my mother bought that light. Yes, and then she
was like it's an Auckland.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's never easy with you sprowsers. And it was in
walk Worth, okay.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Someone messaged me about this and I was like, I've
got no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Now I know because they were going to offer to
pick it up for you and walk Worth, No, I
got it. You got it? Well, I forgot that.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I was up in Fanngati, so I came home via Walkworth.
So actually it didn't put me out at all. I'll
say it was one of the easiest pack ups.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Right, get this here we go two big, too small, broken,
wrong color.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Light's fine, light's fine lights collected.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay home, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Patsy, I'm renovating my garage. If you've just joined us,
I'm renovating my garage and converting it into a granny
flet for my parents. Patsy will go some so.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That they don't have to hear a gross sex noises. Right,
and you don't have to hear this.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I have to hear this primarily, so get that.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I said, Tom, you know, I'm on a budget,
and I'm on a budget, right, so I'm going to
do this, but we're keeping it all simple, like I.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Have to do the electricity work. Yeah, yes, like we're
doing this on the cheap. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And council consent is in quotations. I'm getting full consent.
But but I said, Tom, we're gonna keep it simple.
We're gonna do this. We're gonna you know, it was simple.
You can put your stuff around and make it look nice,
but I'm going basic on this budget. Budget budget. She
sends me a quote for a vanity vanity dresser, you know,
for the bathroom. Yeah, four thousand fucking dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Another planet, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I tell I actually say to my mother, the woman
that birthed me, get fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't even get that expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Get fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
And she said, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I just you know that would be the the I
was like, don't even send it my way.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Then she goes off, I'll find it.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Then she then she goes you know, because my mum's
a bit you know, she doesn't ikea or anything like that.
And she was, and she was, you know, she's a
vintage and let me, she said, I don't want a
new vanity or anything like that. So she so she's
doing that thing which I wanted to do, which was
find a nice vintage dresser. You know, take the legs off,
walmount that thing, get a thing, put.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
A thing on.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's greenni fla.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I like, I'll accommodate it so it looks nice, right,
I say, fine, let's find a nice solid vintage dresser.
We can do this too, but.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Then everything else has to be vintage to match.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yee, it's fine, my bed off.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
She finds the stress.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
She says, now I found it. This is perfect. We'll
cut the legs off warm mountain this thing. Put a
drill hole plumber.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, that's great, she said.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I've bored it.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
All you can do is pack it up. I said,
where is a cutty cutty? Now there that plenty is
in a different fucking region all together.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's lost the plot, Hayley.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
And I said, whoa, you have to get Uncle May
to pick it up. He lives in the bay.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, he's overseas.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So so so so so in my busy schedule, I'm
now expected to make a trip to the fucking Bay
of Islands, Bay of Plenty Bay have Plenty to pick
up this dresser so that she can have a vintage
fish out in the grady flat that I am kindly
building them.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, you've got to sort this out.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
She needs to clip around the ears. If he does, Yeah,
every decision will go simple, will go simple. I found
this and found this, and found that Jesus.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Four thousand dollars Oak bathroom. Y it was. I was
not the same time you said, but I did tell you, so.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I know I shouldn't have said anything, and I should
have just bloody you know, she said, he's blood this.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Thing out I care or Bunnings or might attend kitchen
right totally.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And then your beauty of plates up on the wall
and you have fun. And now here I am driving
to a different region to pick up a vintage dresser.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's before kilometers one way. Yeah, I bet the things bloody.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Thing is gonna be held together with a boor holding
hands like I know it. She knows it. God, it's
a good thing.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I love it well.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Over the next few months, to listen to Haley slowly
deteriorate and fall apart mentally as she grapples with her
renovation in her garrette, and.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You'll be asking yourself the whole time, Wait, didn't she
learn from the first renovation?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
And you'll say, but she has a bit of a
house with three bedrooms already, Yes, she does.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's the sex noises, it's the sex

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Just killing the sex.