Everybody knows, crawfish are not fish. Never have been. Try putting crawfish in the microwave and you’ll see what I mean. The stuff in there runs out all over the place, gets all over the floor and everything. Meat doesn’t do that. You can do better. Look, a million flies can’t be wrong. Even Greenland doesn’t allow crawfish, wonder why? Ask the medical examiner. They know crawfish are like sticker burs. You’re not dealing with a bag of frozen peas here. Crawfish are pre-historic, and you’re not. So look somewhere else for something to eat. Hell, even Kamala won’t eat crawfish - she’ll wolf down a bag of pork rinds but won’t get down in the mud for a plate of these. Good call but maybe don’t wear that crawfish costume in the parade next time, just saying. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands
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