ZOHAN THE CONQUEROR

Say hello to Zohan the Conqueror, the latest fanboy of the lunatic fringe, now running for mayor of New York City.  It’s obvious, Zohan only has a beatnik-level view of what makes the world work, but he’s still planning to run this con on YOU and the coalition of the unhappy next election day. He’s the shiny new locomotive pulling the Hate America First Train into Bankruptcy Station.  Zohan the Conqueror (as his mamma calls him) is on board for anyone who’s lost their appetite for work.  “Chicks dig me because I burn tires,” said the Zohan.  And in a Mandami state-run grocery store, cotton candy is produce!  It's a miracle. He's like artificial sweetener, the more you read what’s in it, the less of it you want.  Somebody pump the breaks on this mess before New York boils over for good.  Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands