Dumb People Town

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk guy got kicked out of Epcot, Randy explains why a man who cryogenically froze his wife has started dating again, and Jason warns against trying to impress your kids by setting a World Record, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Monarch!

To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.DPT

Don...

Actor and improvisor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick in the Progressive ads, St. Denis Medical) stops by as Jason describes how a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom, Daniel explains why a Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 during your spiritual awakening, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy!

Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet...

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Bert Kreischer (Free Bert coming to Netflix, Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave) stops by as Daniel describes how a Florida man posed as a cast member and stole an R2D2 replica to prove he was worthy of a job at DisneyWorld, Randy explains why a US judge had to resign for wearing an Elvis wig in court, and Jason tried to tell a story but Bert got hung up on time zones, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: ...

Comedian Leslie Liao (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a couple that got caught having sex on a flight, Daniel explains how a Japanese government official drunkenly lost an important USB drive during a night out, and Jason warns against jumping off of a cruise ship to avoid paying gambling debts, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, Quince, and ASPCA Pet Insurance!

Don’t let financial opportunity slip thr...

Comedian and actor Carmen Christopher (The Bear) stops by as Daniel describes how a Brazilian woman married a rag doll, Randy explains how bulls escaped from a rodeo, and Jason warns against chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, BetterHelp, and Hims!

Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reali...

Comedian Jenny Zigrino (Live Dates & Weekly Show) stops by as Randy describes how an IHOP waitress got charged with groping a customer, Jason explains why a woman put glitter and salt in her ex's engine, and Daniel warns against storing your meth in a mason jar, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance!

To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Visit AS...

Rock star, podcaster, and goblin John Goblikon (Right Now podcast) stops by as Randy describes how an Ohio officer was attacked by an inflatable pumpkin, Jason explains why a buriel was halted because a different casket was found in the grave, and Daniel warns you to beware the ice bandit, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Quince, BetterHelp, and Hims!

This Halloween, make your pets be part of the celebration. Shop c...

Comedian Vince Caldera (Up & Coming) stops by as Jason describes how a man brought an emotional support alligator to a Pennsylvania Walmart, Randy explains why a Melbourne couple was "blessing sites" but were arrested for vandalism, and Daniel warns against trying to jump over a sink hole on a motorcycle, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch!

Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DP...

Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp!

This World Mental Health Da...

Radio and podcast host Jesse Thorn (Jordan Jesse Go!, Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman) stops by as Daniel describes how a man with drugs asked the police for protection, Jason explains why a French woman sued the company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing, and Randy warns wearing a hotdog costume while vandalizing a car, and so much more!

To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

To get simple, online access to perso...

Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches calculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy!

Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your ...

Actress/comedian Vanessa Bayer (SNL, How Did We Get Weird) stops by as Jason describes why a Maine man refused to get off a stranger's roof, Daniel explains how a family has put a sign out to tell people why their dog is on the roof, and Randy warns against trying to get clicks on social media if you're police officer, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: Quince, Hims, and BetterHelp!

Keep it classic and cool this fall—w...

Comedian James Davis (@theejamesdavis) stops by as Jason describes why a Greek woman filed for divorce based on Chat GPT's advice, Randy explains how a hangry Florida man destroyed a Del Taco drive thru after finding it closed, and Daniel warns against exposing yourself and pooping on the floor of a surf shop, and so much more!

Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Monarch Money, Quince, and Hims!

Right now you can save $20 on your first ...