108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Jesus Christ! Who’s been in Whisp’s pool?! Everyone knows that the pool at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House is reserved for Whisp ONLY. In the Local News Roundup on The Geoff and Whisp Show, the guys welcome TERA HOLEINIT (Mary Grill) a local medical coder who has been carrying an intergalactic child in her womb for the past 14 years! We know the father is Veractus Five, but how exactly are The Eagles and Whisp’s limo driver, Ritchie...

Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk: Classic Albums! We're going to be sharing more ROCK flavored episodes of 108.9 The Hawk/Hawk Rock Talk here on the main feed, but if you want to hear them early and in some cases WAAAAY early, you know you gotta subscribe to that sweet sweet Hawk Patreon. This is a good taste of the episodes you get on the Hawk Patreon, so if you love the "rock scholar" side of 108.9 The Hawk, come join us on the Hawk Pat...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.

Today’s Episode: Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne!

Originally Aired: 9/11/23

The Whisp Turlington Show is back, baby! And Whisp swears he didn’t destroy the 108.9 The Hawk studios! But do we believe him? Rock legend Little Steven Van Zandt (PAT BYRNE) stops by the Rock and Roll RV with two HUGE announcements!

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Oh, we’re still having a ball down at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! This morning, Geoff and Whisp are visited again by the one and only “Jack White” (JON DALY)! Jack slept over at the Beach House last night and mumbled a ton of odd political talking points in his sleep, but the number one thing he wants to talk about this morning is his current tour playing Weezer’s Blue Album?

• A Morning Beach Party: While the guys are at ...

SEASON SIX of 108.9 The Hawk kicks off with a BEACH HOUSE. Not just any beach house, but the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! That’s right! ALL of the DJ’s (except Jason Gore) are moving in together for the entire summer and they’ll broadcast all shows from the Hawk Beach House. The manager for local Hair Metal legends, TWIZ-DED-FAN-TUH-SEA, DINA LEAF (Pam Murphy) stops by to beg Geoff and Whisp to play more Twiz on the radio AND she br...

A special treat from the 108.9 The Hawk Patreon - CHAPTER NINE from Whisp Turlington's ongoing audiobook, "Through The Years, Through The Tears."

Punk. The Sex Pistols. The Moody Blues. That's all you need to know to prepare for this chapter.

108.9 The Hawk SEASON SIX kicks off next week, live from the new 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with special guest Pam Murphy (Krapopolis, Key & Peele, 30 Rock, Whisp's new...

Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill

This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a ...

They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn’t stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago. 

• A Mission Impossible too far?: G...

A brand new episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! And in this episode, Jason and Geoff tackle one of the greatest Classic Rock bands in history - CLASSIC ROCK RADIO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THEM! CANADA'S FINEST!

RUSH!

From beginning to the end, The Hawk covers it all. What does "Roll The Bones" mean for Jason and Geoff? Find out in today's episode of 108.9 The Hawk - HAWK ROCK TALK!

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This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection t...

Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books."...

Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!

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Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of fre...

The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there’s one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he’s got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES! 

Learn about Flip’ Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he ...

108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! 

First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measure

Then, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except P...

Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp’s mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and...

Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town. 

• Go With God, In A Tuzzard: I...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk.

Today’s Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest

Jason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan al...

In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson), a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt...