Episode 10: The One With Two Hands

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Kristine (00:08):
Oh, hey, it's Christine and Carrie

Carrie (00:10):
and we are best friends and we are the owners of
Lavender and Lace Boutique andan online boutique based out of
Sher Park, Alberta.
And we started a podcast just sowe

Kristine (00:18):
could talk.
Welcome to Two Babes Podcast.
Buckle up.
Yeah, buckle

Carrie (00:23):
up.
Yeah.
Happy.
Happy Thursday

Kristine (00:26):
everybody.
It's Thursday in advance.
Yes.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
It's so weird having weird tojump ahead.
So weird.
Guess what?
What episode?
10

Carrie (00:37):
It is.
Two hands baby.

Kristine (00:39):
Two hands.
What a time to be alive.
Yes.

Carrie (00:43):
Hold on.
No shit.
Shit.
Yeah.
There we are.
Yeah.

Kristine (00:51):
Thank you.
Thank you.

Carrie (00:52):
Thank you everyone.
Thank you.
Wow.
Amazing.

Kristine (00:55):
No photos.
No photos.
Oh, I love that for us.
How are you?
Congratulations.

Carrie (00:59):
Thank you.
Congratulations to you soon.
Thank you.

Kristine (01:01):
Yeah, I'm good.
Good.
I'm fine.
Like I'm, I'm fine, I'm fine.
It's going fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really have any twocomplaints.
Like too many complaints.
No.
I mean like a couple, but likeit's neither here nor there.
Yeah.

Carrie (01:15):
Like some, sometimes we just complain to complain.
Yeah.
Because there's actuallyanything wrong.
No.

Kristine (01:19):
Yeah.
And that's usually how it goes.
Yeah.
How was your weekend?
Ah, you want to, you wanna talkabout it?
I do.

Carrie (01:26):
Yeah.
Um, so Thursday morning myhusband and I got up bright and
early and we boarded a flight toLos Angeles, California.

Kristine (01:35):
SoCal.
Yeah.

Carrie (01:36):
Nice.
We stayed in the Newport area.
Um, Nick and I like to go awayevery summer.
Just the two of us.
Yeah.
And the last two times we'vegone to California, so we wanted
to try somewhere new this time.
Last time we went, we stayed inSanta Monica.
Beautiful there, but we wantlike, you know, there's just so
many different parts of the LAarea, so many parts, you know.

(01:59):
Yeah.
So we decided to stay in, uh,Newport this time'cause we
really like it there.
And, uh, it was 10 outta 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lots of

Kristine (02:07):
yachts.
Oh yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Like that, uh, tiki one that yousent me.
Oh my God,

Carrie (02:12):
that was so fun.
Yeah.
I wanna

Kristine (02:14):
do that.
Yeah.
Take me there.

Carrie (02:16):
It was, it was, uh, I'll post this on the.
Uh, podcast, uh, Instagramstories, but it was a floating
tiki bar and you bring your ownbooze and there's bartenders on
there and music, and they justserve you all night.
Casey.
That's what

Kristine (02:28):
I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Like, I wanna do that here,

Carrie (02:30):
right?
Yeah.
Just floating down the, down thebay.
Next

Kristine (02:34):
birthday.
Okay.
Like to have a tiki birthday,like I wanna set me up with a
bar.
Bartenders,

Carrie (02:40):
you'll have to find a new best friend to host that for

Kristine (02:42):
you.
Well, it doesn't have, itdoesn't have to be a party, just
like the four of us.

Carrie (02:47):
Perfect.

Kristine (02:48):
Yeah.
Perfect.
And the bartenders can be Nickand Jace.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what, just get mecoconut bra and call it a day.
Okay, perfect.

Carrie (02:55):
That's, I'll put, that's all I want.
I'll put Hawaiian tunes on andeverything.
Perfect.
And I'll, I'll serve you a drinkout of a pineapple.
Hey.

Kristine (03:01):
Okay.
Done.

Carrie (03:02):
Okay, sweet.
Yeah, so we, uh, there was somany yachts yacht city up in
there, like, and Nick wasGoogling city every Yes.
Yacht, yacht city.
Nick was Googling every singleone of them and how much they
cost, like that was, and whatwas the most expensive one.
I don't remember.
I'd have to ask him.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll just text him.
Couple million maybe.
I don't know.
Millions.
That's so cool.
I

Kristine (03:21):
don't know.
Like what a fricking time to bealive.

Carrie (03:24):
Yeah.
To have a yacht.
And so we went for lunch thisone day.
We went for lunch on Friday.
Friday.
And uh, these people just pulledup in their boat, parked it, and
went for lunch.
That's, and I'm like, that's thekinda life I wanna live, I'm
telling you.
Like, that is the life I want.
I don't want anything else.
Um, Yeah,

Kristine (03:44):
I texted him, but it, it.
Actually Ty, I typed Yaki.
It was like y a c H

Carrie (03:52):
Y and he was sending pictures.
He was sending pictures to Mike,and Mike was looking those up
too, so, so they had all theinfo.
That's so, yeah.
And there was one just likepartying right outside our hotel
room.
And I was like, how do you thinkwe get on there?
Yeah.
How do we go party with

Kristine (04:05):
them?
Hey, what's up?
Oh, a nice boat.
You wanna tell me about it?
But I have to be on the boat.
Can you tell me about it?

Carrie (04:11):
Yeah, that's what I would do.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, so we stayed there.
Honestly, the days were prettychill.
Usually in the morning we wentand explored like Newport Beach,
Balboa Bay area.
Like went for a little likewalkies.
Yeah.
And just kind of explored.
And then in the evenings weusually, uh, went for dinner and
had some vecinos.
And then Saturday night, Did youdo anything upsetting?

(04:34):
I went to the Morgan Wallenconcert and it was

Kristine (04:38):
you guys, I should take a picture of her face right
now.
She's smiling so hard.
It was

Carrie (04:42):
so good.
It's so cute.
It was just everything.
I wanted it to be good.
I'm so glad.
Um, he was so, like, I've beenwaiting for this.
I mean, I've been waiting to seeMorgan Wallen for years because
I've been a big fan since likethe beginning.
The beginning.
But I.
I've been waiting for thisconcert since we bought tickets
almost a year ago.
Mm-hmm.
And like when he canceled partof his tour, I was flipping

(05:06):
shit.
Yeah.
I was like, ah, now I'm gonnahave to find another way to see
him.
Yeah.
Which like, let me tell you, Iwas already Googling the rest of
his tour to see where else Icould go and be on the floor.
Yeah.
I get it.
'cause, you know, but it wasreally good.
It was amazing.
It was such a fun vibe.
Um, it was at SoFi Stadium in LAand that stadium is insanity.

(05:28):
It can hold, uh, over a hundredthousand people for concerts.
So it's like, it's madness.
Yeah, it is madness.
And when, so cool.
When we walked in, Nick and I,'cause we were talking about,
um, like Taylor Swift and howshe hasn't booked any Canadian
dates yet, which apparentlyshe's still going to, but
whatever.
Neither here nor there.
T B D, he was like, He was like,um, this, this right here is why

(05:50):
she's not coming into Canada.
'cause she can do eight showshere.
Yeah.
She's doing eight or six oreight, six, maybe 600,000
people.
She's gonna bang out there, youknow.
Nice in That's a lot.
Yeah.

Kristine (06:03):
So why, like, realistically you, it would cost
so much money to travel.
Yeah.
So much money to set up.
Yeah.
Take down all your staffing.
Yeah.
All your pyrotechnics,everything, your entire show
costs like.
Yeah, so much.
Thousands and thousands andthousands of dollars when you
could just have one place and doit back to back six shows and

(06:23):
your cost is way down.
Boom, boom, boom.
She's a,

Carrie (06:27):
you know, she's a buddy.
Genius.
Yeah.
I can't believe Morgan only didone show in LA to be honest with
you.
I mean, it was completely soldout.
He could have sold out twonights there no problem.
Yeah, I would've gone to both.
Yeah, I know you would've.
Yeah, so I get it.
I just love him.
Good.
I know.
That's so good.
And he sang all my faves.
What?
Do

Kristine (06:45):
you have a favorite part of the show of the alsa?

Carrie (06:47):
I do.
What's your favorite part?
It's when he slowed it down andhe played the piano.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
I thought so.
Yeah.
And he played one of my favoritesongs doing that.
And like it was just so good'cause he just like sat there
and sang and played and just,Like, I just love the moments
when artists just really like,yeah, get it intimate.
Even though there was a hundredthousand people there, it just

(07:07):
felt, you know,

Kristine (07:08):
like you were the one and only there

Carrie (07:10):
I was.
It was she was singing to me.
I

Kristine (07:11):
love that.
Yeah.
That's such a good feeling.
I wish

Carrie (07:14):
I was so glad you had a good time.
I wish I was laying on top ofthe piano while he was singing
to me, but whatever.

Kristine (07:17):
I truly thought you were gonna say it.
I wish I was laying on top ofhim.
Like, you

Carrie (07:20):
go girl.
I mean that too.
I wouldn't you go girl.
He's just, uh, Like his smirk,you know, he just knows.
Yeah.
Speaking of smirks and sexy, didyou see Harry Styles, um, like
final goodbye?
Yeah.
Like, oh, I did really, itreally got me the feelers.
He,

Kristine (07:42):
he hits all the spots for me.
Yeah.
Like he is, he's attractive,he's sensitive, he's bold.
He's Yes.
Everything.
Yeah.
That.
I could wish for hundred percentwrapped into one person that I
didn't think it was humanlypossible.
Right.
So anytime he does anything likeremotely sensitive or like

(08:03):
vulnerable.
Vulnerable, yeah.
It, he flips me like

Carrie (08:07):
literally upside down.
Ugh.
I had to like, I was likewatching him back to back to
back.
I'm like, this is ama like he,yeah.
Everything about him.
And that's what I love about,that's why this is how I got on
this.
But that's why like MorganMullen has this like smirk that
he gives when he like,everyone's screaming for him and
he knows.
Yeah.
And like it's just like thatsexy swagger and it just really
gets me, I get, plus he'swearing like the wranglers and

(08:29):
he wore cowboy boots, so Oh,that's so nice.
Because he doesn't always wearcowboy boots to his shows.

Kristine (08:33):
Oh.

Carrie (08:34):
So what does he wear?
Flip Flo like sometimes he'lljust wear sneakers.
Oh, that's nice.
Sneakers and

Kristine (08:38):
shorts.
Flip flops.
Flip flops.
I

Carrie (08:40):
don't know.
Maybe it's one that would bereally hard on stage.
Well, yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
Kenny Ney doesn't wear shoes atall on stage.

Kristine (08:48):
Doesn't he get sort of foot fungus?

Carrie (08:51):
Well, it's his own stage.
They better wipe that key.
Well, it's carpet and then theychange it.
They probably change it everynight.
Or like steam it Carpet.
Yeah.
Because he's so sweaty.
Yeah.
He's a sweaty guy.
Well, he's jumping around like acrazy person.
Yeah.
You know, and he's sweating.
So he has the carpet, I think sohe doesn't slip on his own
sweat.
If we're getting real.
That's a pretty, pretty smart,

Kristine (09:12):
yeah.
Yeah.
You can't have like rubbermatting or anything down.
'cause it would get tooslippery.
Yeah.
Um, I guess carpet's probablythe

Carrie (09:19):
only way to go.
Yeah.
And then it's soaked and thenthey probably still clean it.
Well must.
Yeah, they better

Kristine (09:22):
because it would stink so bad with all that.
So gross sweat.
I get it.
Yeah.
I'm also a very sweaty person.

Carrie (09:28):
Yeah.
So Morgan wore the cowboy bootsfor anyone who doesn't know.
There is nothing better for methan wranglers.
Specifically light washwranglers and cowboy boots.
Light wash wranglers.
Mm-hmm.
I prefer the light wash jeans onmen.
I like that.
Fun

Kristine (09:42):
fact for you.
I like that a lot.

Carrie (09:44):
Fun facts about Carrie.

Kristine (09:48):
You know, I, I, I could just see

Carrie (09:50):
it Uhhuh.
Yeah.
So light wash wranglers andcowboy boots.
That's so nice.
Yeah.
I don't need much more.
That's it.
Honestly.
You don't even need a cowboyhat, like that's not a
requirement for me, or, sure.
Well, preferably not, but.
If we have to, I guess,

Kristine (10:09):
whatever.
That was really fun for me.
Oh, so

Carrie (10:11):
you had a good time.
Yeah, and then we got homeMonday afternoon and then I did
the Monday night Live with you.
Yeah, that was a fricking gongshow Sunday.
We like literally did nothing.
That's so Nick and I went fordinner and we were sitting at
dinner and I said to him, I'mlike, are you ordering a drink?
He's like, I guess because wewere just, we had so many the
three days prior.

Kristine (10:33):
Yeah.
Vacation

Carrie (10:34):
vibes baby.
Mm-hmm.
But, you know, yeah.
And then when we were on theplane yesterday, the guy's like,
would you like anything todrink?
I was like, just a diet Coke,please.
Because like, I can't haveanything more.
Yeah.
I'm done.
Tapped

Kristine (10:45):
out.
I have been there before.
Mm-hmm.
That's good.
I'm glad.
Yes.
How

Carrie (10:49):
was your re

Kristine (10:50):
Uh, well, not as, Not as entertaining in like the
concert variety.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, it was Good Friday.
Honestly, I don't remember whatI did.
Apparently I did a lot ofappointments.
Mm-hmm.
Um, I did, I had twoappointments, but I can't
remember what they were for.
One was for needling.
You don't put

Carrie (11:09):
those things in your phone.

Kristine (11:11):
Uh, maybe it's in there.
Needles.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Got a new shape of nails.
Yeah.
Hit me up some o Well, she saysoval almond combo.
And I said, I don't know whatthat means, Aaron.
Mm.
Um.
But yeah, I switched it upfinally.
Um, but yeah, no, it was a goodday.
I had needling.
That was good'cause uh, my, uh,physiotherapist and I discussed

(11:32):
sneakers for quite some time.
Oh, okay.
I'm in the ne in the market foranother pair of sneakers, just
'cause I go through them sofast.
Yeah.
So he had some commends for meand I'm really excited.
Um, I think I'm gonna grab apair.
This coming week, I'll go, I'llpurchase a new one.
But that, you know, the, thelittle little things in life get
me.
And then, um, Saturday was moreexciting.

(11:53):
Um, it was, uh, theneighborhood, they do like a
annual barbecue thing.
Um, so we went to that.
Meap Palooza.
Meap Palooza.
Yeah.
So we

Carrie (12:01):
did, uh, because we missed it last year.

Kristine (12:03):
Yeah.
Yeah.
And

Carrie (12:05):
the year prior, I think we were in Vegas or something
last year,

Kristine (12:08):
something like that.
So, yeah, so we did that and itwas actually a lot of fun.
Played some like drinking gamesand just chit chatted with
multiple people, new people.
Um, met so many people, greatpeople.
It was, it was really nice,really nice company.
The drinking games were a lot offun.
Yeah.
I played this new game I'venever played before.
Yeah.
'cause I honestly think that oneof the guys just makes it up on

(12:29):
the fly.
Oh, okay.
It's called Dice Hockey.
You have to throw, there's thetable and it's got like the
split in the middle because it'sa folded table and you have to
throw the dice up, up likeoverhead, height.
And they used me as reference'cause that was the shortest
one.
Mm-hmm.
So you have to throw it overheadheight and it.

(12:49):
Would, it has to bounce on thetable on the other side of the
line and then if it bounced off,the other team can grab it.
If it hits the floor, the otherteam gets a point.
Or if the dice hits the tableand stays, then like the other
team that threw it has to drinkthat many that's on the dice.
It's actually quite ridiculous,but it is so much fun.

(13:12):
I love that.
And so I'm pretty sure it's madeup.
Mm-hmm.
But it was a lot of fun and uh,I'm pretty good at it.
It's'cause my catching skills.
Yeah.
Yeah, I had one thing to bringto the table.
But yeah, we did that.
We were there from two o'clockto two in the morning or
something, 1 45 or something.
That's a long day.
It was a long day, but it was alot of fun.
Um, that's kind of it.

(13:33):
Sunday, um, drove Scarlet backout to her grandparents because
she would rather be

Carrie (13:37):
there than be here with you.
She actually said that.

Kristine (13:40):
I was like, are you sure you wanna go back to Nana?
Prepare?
She's like, well, I don't wannabe here.
I was like, Wow.
Thanks the love kid.
Thanks for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
Well, they like, she gets awaywith murder out there.
Mm-hmm.
So why wouldn't she wanna goback?
Right.
So we drove her out and uh, thenwe had sushi Sunday as we do.
And um, that was just kind ofhung out.

(14:00):
Nice.
Went for a nice walk.
Nice.
Relaxed.
That was kind of it.
So good.
Yeah, it was

Carrie (14:07):
good.
Are you reading anything?
Uh, I just finished.
Yeah, I read two books while Iwas gone.
Nice.
Two.
Um, okay.
So the first one I read wascalled The Anti-Hero.
It's by my fav, one of myfavorite authors, Sarah Kate.
I didn't love it.
No, I didn't love it.
And I wanted to love it so badbecause I really liked the
premise and I really liked, um,You know, I, she caught me with

(14:32):
like this, uh, The notes at thebeginning and it said, if your,
I, if the idea of getting railedin a church excites you, this
might be the book for you.
And like, you know, that's howit started.
I sent that in the groupmessage, actually, that's how I
looked for it.
Looked it up.
Um, and I, so I was like, oh,this is like, maybe this is
gonna be.
Like, good.
Yeah.

(14:53):
And I, it was a good book andshe's an amazing author and she
always does really well with thecharacters and stuff, but I find
it really hard to, like, love abook when I can't relate to any
of the characters.
Mm-hmm.
And I couldn't.
Okay.
So he was very religious.
He had a very religiousbackground, which he struggled
with throughout the book becausehe, um, believed that everything

(15:15):
they were doing was like, SinfulSimpson.
Yeah.
And she was the completeopposite.
She was like an atheist and shewas just like a wild card.
And I couldn't relate to hereither.
'cause I found her verydifferent from me.
So I couldn't relate to eithercharacter.
Yeah.
I couldn't relate to the malecharacter or the female, so I
just struggled the whole book.
Yeah.
Trying to find that like,Connection sense.

(15:36):
That makes sense.
So it was a really good book andI do recommend reading it if you
like Sarah Kate as an author,because I know I do, but I just,
it wasn't my favorite.
I gave it a four to five.
Okay.
So, but then I read yesterday,the fifth book in probably my
favorite series of all time, theSalacious Players Club series.
Mm-hmm.
Which I'll mention in the, inthe podcast notes if you wanna

(15:57):
read it.
This is the fifth book.
And it was good.
It's, uh, it was a big age gap.
Book.
Mm-hmm.
And he was like a richbillionaire and it was like,
daddy vibes.
Oh yeah.
I like that.
It was, it was, it was a reallygood book.
And he like, look up the cover.
I'll, you know what, I'll alsopost it in the stories.
He is a fricking fox, like Iknow I showed you already, but

(16:19):
like, he's a Fox and it was areally, really, really good
book.
And it's my favorite series.
It's based out of FallaciousPlayers Club, which is the sex
club.
And so I just, I love all thecharacters and I love like, I
just love the whole premise andI love all of the books.
Three and four being myfavorite.
Mm-hmm.

(16:40):
But this was number five and itwas also really, really good.
That's so good.

Kristine (16:44):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
He is a fox.
Mm-hmm.
Like he silver fox.
Goals.
Mm-hmm.
The keys

Carrie (16:53):
to Wish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So nice.
Yeah, it was a really good bookand I finished it last, I
started it yesterday andfinished it yesterday, so, yeah.
That's so good.
Yeah.

Kristine (17:02):
Yeah.
How about you can get done.
I am actually reading a book.
I know.
Um, I, I'm also, so watchingLost, I'm not done yet.
Yeah.
Um, season two of that, and it'sreally good.
So I'm reading a book called TheAnimal Farm, and I keep calling
it everything other than that Ikeep calling it Animal party.
Animal house, like just, is itby

Carrie (17:22):
George Orwell?
It is George Orwell.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Interesting.

Kristine (17:25):
So it's, um, about a farm.
These animals, it's, they rebelagainst man.
Um, and they, it's just liketheir search for, um, equality
and being free and happy and,um, I'm only three chapters in
right now, but I actually reallyenjoy it.
It's kind of odd.
For me, it's not a typical bookthat I go for.

(17:47):
Yeah.
But it was given, or like lentto me from, uh, my neighbor and
he highly recommended it.
So he's like, it's one of myfavorite books of all time.
It's a two book series.
Um, so he just lent me the firstand he's like, it's really,
really good.
You just have to like, just,just continue on.
Like, don't get, don't get boredof it yet.

(18:07):
'cause it's really good.
Yeah.
Um, and actually so far enjoyit.
It it's different'cause it isthe perspective of animals.
Yeah.
Like the.
We, I the first chapter too,it's like about the, um, the big
pig on the farm and he's kindathe, the major and he, like, he
handles everything and gave likethis big speech about man.

(18:29):
And it's, it's interesting.
I like that.

Carrie (18:31):
I do like it.
I've read a George Orwell bookbefore, actually, so Oh yeah.
So that's why I had to look itup.

Kristine (18:35):
Yeah.
So we'll see how it goes.
Uh, like I said, I'm only threechapters in, they're fairly
lengthy chapters, but prettygood.
I'm happy about it.
Mm-hmm.
We'll see.
I'll let you know how it goes.
It's different from my normal,typical, like I like be some
slut.
Now I'm reading about animalsand being free, but.
I'm into it.
The first like six pages, I waslike, I'm never eating meat

(18:56):
again.
This's just how they feel.
I'm a feeler, right?
Yeah.
So I'm like, oh my God, they,they're actually talking to each
other, like all the animals onthe farms right now.
They're having conversationsabout how they hate man.
Yeah.
So we'll see.
I don't know.
So far so good

Carrie (19:10):
though.
Yeah.
I have a hard time like strayingfrom.
You know.
Yeah.
The genres I like.
Yeah.
I typically don't, I have read1984 by George Ello, like a
really long time ago.
Yeah.
But, hmm.

Kristine (19:25):
So we'll see.
Cool.
See how it goes.

Carrie (19:27):
I like that.
That's a nice segue into ourannouncement.
Yeah.
Ah, so good.
Okay.
We have a fun announcement.
Um, we are doing a thing.
Yeah.

Kristine (19:39):
We've actually had requests for this.
Type of thing for years.
A long time.

Carrie (19:46):
Yeah, because

Kristine (19:47):
Carrie and I love to read, as you guys know, so this
has come up time and time again.
We just didn't really know howto

Carrie (19:53):
go about it.
And then, uh, but now that we

Kristine (19:55):
have our baby

Carrie (19:57):
podcast here, we think it's the perfect opportunity
too.
Drum roll, please.
Oh, do I have that?
Maybe?
No, no.
That's crickets.
Nope, nope.
Oh my God.
No, we don't have it.
Hey, um, we're starting our twoBabes book club.
Oh, so good.
So fun.

(20:17):
So, um, we are starting rightnow.
Yeah.
Um, the first book is The HappyPlace by Emily Henry.
It is starting this moment.
So if you wanna read along withus, we'll post all the details
on our Instagram page.
Did I say the happy place?
Is that what you said?
Yep.
Happy Place by Emily Henry.
Yeah.
Yep.
Um, Christine and I are startingit soon.

(20:39):
Yeah.
I

Kristine (20:39):
gotta go through the

Carrie (20:40):
animal party first.
So how it's gonna work is thelast Sunday of every month.
Is that kind of what we decided?
Yep.
Last Sunday of every month.
So, August 27th.
Mm-hmm.
We will do a bonus, little bonusepisode.

Kristine (20:54):
You can mention what you're calling it

Carrie (20:55):
downstairs.
I was going the boner episode.
Um, a little bonus episode, um,recapping the book that we all
read together.
Yeah.
So if you wanna join us, um, theHappy Place by Emily Henry is
the book, August 27th is thedate for the the book club
episode.
And on that episode, we'llannounce.
The next book.
And the next book and we'll gofrom there.
So

Kristine (21:14):
on so forth.
Yeah.
It'd be so good.
I'm really excited.
Me too.
I love that we can all be on thesame page.
Yeah.
And have something to talk aboutand we'll, um, we'll have some
questions and we will probablypop them into our, um, Uh, two
babes Instagram as well.
Mm-hmm.
Like on stories and stuff, justso you can like, uh, you know, a
ask yourself those questionsmm-hmm.
While you're reading the book,and then we can, I'll have that

(21:36):
discussion during the

Carrie (21:37):
podcast.
Yeah.
So I'll just give a little quicksynopsis.
Synopsis.
Harriet and Wyn have been theperfect couple since they met in
college.
They go together like salt andpepper, honey and tea, lobster
and rolls.
Except now for reasons they'restill not discussing.
They don't.
They broke up six months ago andstill haven't told their best
friends, which is how they findthemselves sharing the largest
bedroom at the main cottage.
That has been their friendgroup's yearly getaway for the

(21:59):
last decade.
Their annual respite from theworld where for one vibrant blue
week they leave behind theirdaily lives, have the salty
coastal air with the people whounderstand the most.
Only this year, Harriet and Winare lying through their teeth
while trying not to notice howdesperately they still want each
other because the cottage is forsale, and this is the last week
they'll all have together inthis place.
Oh yeah.

(22:20):
So they don't wanna tell theirfriends they're broken up'cause
they wanna enjoy that one lastweek.
Oh, that would be wild.
So yeah, I'm excited.
It's, um, Emily Henry, I've reada couple of her books and by a
couple I think, I mean four, soI'm kind of excited for this
one.
Yeah, it'll look good.
Yeah.
So we're gonna start it rightaway.
I'm gonna start it right nowbecause, uh, I just finished a

(22:41):
book so it's perfect timing forme and hopefully you guys can
read along.
I'm so

Kristine (22:46):
excited.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
I think so too.
Yeah.
And and it's a really nice, likewhere I'm excited to have the
bonus episode.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
One

Carrie (22:54):
extra.
And then if you are, if you'renot interested in the book club,
you don't have to listen andyou're not missing out on our
weekly episodes, but if you domm-hmm.
It's a perfect little bonus foryou.
Okay, you guys.
So now we're, uh, gonna leadinto part two of our, uh, yeah.
Lavender mashup.
So

Kristine (23:11):
we left off with asking Isabel and Kelly who is
the better driver.
So let's, uh, let's listen inand see who, who sucks and who
doesn't.

Isabelle (23:23):
Well, I would say I'm

Kelly (23:23):
better.
Me, but she's horrific.
No, I'm like, she's so sweet youguys.
I'm gonna say this, she almostlike, she hits or almost his
pedestrians all in the daily.
That was one time.
Okay.
White app.
White app.
You should never, ever, that waslong time.
How many people did you almostkill?
She jumped out.
Okay.
And you were like, oh my god.
It's a bike lane bus.

(23:44):
Listen.
Yeah.
Those bike lanes need to fuckoff.
They can be on the sidewalk.
Exactly.
They can be on the sidewalk.
They're so confusing.
When's the last time you heardabout a biker getting run over
by a car and d or I mean apedestrian getting run over Well
by a person on a bicycle.
Can, can we just talk aboutthis?
Why are they not on thesidewalk?
Isn't that a way Safer bet.
Why are they on the, I

Carrie (24:05):
have no idea.
Considered

Kelly (24:06):
vehicle don't get it.
They're considered vehicles.
They're not.
Hi, they're, they're

Kristine (24:09):
on a, they're not.
I don't know.
Also,

Carrie (24:11):
I get Yeah.
In bath.
Yeah.
The bike lanes come outtanowhere.
All of a sudden you're drivingbike lane.
Yeah,

Kelly (24:17):
it's like a death witch.
Stupid.
I don't know

Kristine (24:18):
why I like the bike lane in Maui cuz I run in it.
So it's just my own littlespace.
Yeah, but that's bike lane'snormal, not just a couple.

Kelly (24:26):
And then, yeah, I

Carrie (24:27):
don't know.
I don't go out for runs, soyeah.
Sorry.
So what I do?
Yeah,

Kelly (24:31):
Christine, we can't relate to you running in Bora.
Jog in the tropics.
It's really nice.
When I'm in Bora Bora, I like todo Pilates.
I, okay, I'm gonna knock on woodwhen I say this, but I've never
been in a fender bender.
Shocking them regularly.

(24:52):
Shocking you to hit a IsabelIsabel's in like one a year.

Carrie (24:55):
Oh, I in a lot.
I got hit in a parking lot once,but it wasn't me.
I was backing, or sorry, was it,was you?
No, I was dri I was driving.
Boop, boop boop.
Someone just like backed up.
Oh.
Oh, that's, and then he toldthem that I, that I hit them.
I'm like, well, I did hit you.
Yeah.
Cuz you, you backed into my car.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
You know why

Kelly (25:13):
didn't have a 360 camera?

Carrie (25:14):
He didn't know.
He didn't.
And that's, he didn did not havea door.
And that's the problem.
You need the 360 camera and youneed mine will fucking stop you.
Yeah.
Mine wouldn't, the Escaladewould've never let you hit that.
No.

Kelly (25:25):
Mm-hmm.

Kristine (25:26):
I, I think I've been in three accidents.
Oh yeah.
Two, three.
Bad.
Definitely two.
So

Kelly (25:31):
you guys, I have lost count by Isabel's.
Lost count.
Bus count.
Isabel hit a parked bus and thewhole bus had to evacuate.
It was one of the worst momentsof my life.
It was so embarrassing.
She had to sit there.
Were you there?
No.
Oh, that's too bad.
Hank fucking, I was late forclass at university.
Yeah.
And it was winter and I'm like,fuck this bus.
Why is he stopping?
And I, I went to turn lanes, butI hit black ice.

Kristine (25:55):
Oh

Kelly (25:55):
no.
So I skidded that Isabel'sexcuse back to the park bus and
there was full of students.
So I had to sit there and waitfor them to be, uh, couriered
back to school with another bus.
Everybody glaring at Isabel.
You're were all walking past

Kristine (26:08):
my car and I just, oh my God.
So funny.
I'm so sorry I'm laughing atthat.
No, it was

Kelly (26:14):
terrible.
Yeah.
Terrible.
But did you learn?
No.
Kinda.
I learned that there is blackice.
I did learn that.
I learned.
It's outta my control.
I still think buses are dicksand I would like to go past
them, but it's the black ice.
Yeah, that was, that was one

Kristine (26:30):
hit.
That was the worst.
I hit five guys two in one of myaccidents.
You did?
Yeah.
Rode off a car.
I still have shit.
I have still have the girl'sphone number in my phone.
I see it sometimes.
I'm, God, why was she injured?
No, I just like, you know, wegot each other's information and
whatever and, okay.
Yeah.
And I still delete it.
You should delete it.
That's

Kelly (26:47):
triggering.
That's triggering.

Kristine (26:49):
Delete it.
I don't know if I can, I don'tknow if I have it in me.
Why?
Why did you keep it?
Oh, I think you should delete itright now.

Carrie (26:53):
It's like the other day when you're like, God, I have
way too many friends onFacebook.
Why do, why am I friends withall these people when they
scroll through?
You're like, nah, I need them.
I need them.
I'm like, for what?
You know what was terrifying

Kristine (27:02):
about that?
I was going through and I'mlike, ah, this person's dead.
Can't delete them.
This person's dead.
My God.
Yeah, they're, you should deletethat.
I have dead friends on Facebook.
Oh my God.
But like, I could delete themcuz I like, just cuz you're
dead.
I can't be friends with you.
Like That's Christine.

Kelly (27:15):
Yes, Christine

Kristine (27:17):
anymore.
That warns.
Yeah.
Really?

Carrie (27:19):
You can take them off.
No.
Well I can, Yeah.

Kelly (27:21):
Yeah.
I heard he died Is, doesn't knowwho he is.
I do now.
Cuz you showed me photos, names.

Carrie (27:27):
No, that was awful.
Injury.
January.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Yeah,

Kristine (27:30):
just the night before.
That was a rough one.
Maui or a couple?
Yeah, two a

Carrie (27:33):
couple days.
It was one of our last nightsthere.
Oh.
Last too rough.
That sucks.
Texted me that's, that wasconfusing.

Kelly (27:42):
What'd you say Matt

Carrie (27:43):
texted you?

Kelly (27:44):
Okay.
Well, yeah.
That's, you remember touchy?

Kristine (27:48):
Touchy, yeah.
So I, I have dead friends andlike, oh, I just can't, that's.
Fucked.
I'm now old enough that I havedead friends on Facebook.
I know.
And now I can't delete them.
Oh,

Carrie (27:57):
that's not bad.
Oh, I did.
I deleted quite a few.
I think you delete,

Kristine (28:01):
not if they're dead.

Kelly (28:01):
I just, yeah, you're gonna, they won't have per
feeling feelings.
They're gonna say, sorry, saylook up and say so, I'm so
sorry.
Yeah.
Forgive me.
Forgive me.
Delete.
They don't feel it.
Do you guys, do you guys believein ghost?
But they don't Yeah.
Yeah.
Full on ghosts.
Oh, you do?
Oh, I do.
But have you seen a ghost?
No.
No.
Okay.
But

Kristine (28:16):
what?
But we are, we're pretty certainI have heard them that they're
like around

Kelly (28:20):
specifically here guys.
Don't you think?
What do you mean specifically

Carrie (28:24):
here?
We have one in the warehouse forsure.

Kristine (28:26):
Oh.
I don't like that.
Where shit happens all the time.
But like friendly, friendlyghost, like We think

Carrie (28:30):
she's one of our old

Kristine (28:30):
customers.
Yeah.
Why

Kelly (28:31):
is she's friendly?
Why a customer died makesfriendly.

Kristine (28:34):
Oh.
She just does silly things.
Like, she'll just like flick thelights on or like play with the
computer or so, whatever.
Oh, that's not

Kelly (28:39):
silly to me.
It's like, that's like, it'sfucked up.
I'm fucking with you.
Do you guys have a Ouija board?
Let's do it.
I do.
I don't wanna summon those kindof bad vibe.
Summon it.
Yeah.
Bring it.
Summon it.
Oh, I'm scared.
Summon it.
Yeah.
I hate Ouija boards.
I have one in my basement.
It's like, it's just

Carrie (28:54):
bad.
Oui board or ghost?
I have a Ouija board.
Oh.
I still have my Ouija board fromwhen I was a kid.
Cuz you're not supposed to throwthem away.
Oh.
So what do I do

Kelly (29:02):
now?
Like all bad Mo Joe.
You just never buy

Kristine (29:04):
one.
Not real.
We never, now we can ask my deadfriends if I can delete them on
Facebook.
I'll ask all if they're gonna beoffended.

Carrie (29:10):
Yes, it's

Kristine (29:10):
fine.

Kelly (29:11):
I just, I don't let it play this day.
I feel like if there was aghost, we would've seen one.
Think about.
All the ghost shows in theworld.
Nobody's ever seen one.
I've heard them.
There's not a ghost.
There's totally ghost ghosts.
No, there's no ghosts.

Kristine (29:25):
I totally believe there's ghosts.
Carrie,

Kelly (29:26):
you're so spiritual.
What's up with you's?
I'm wrong with you, but I'm not,I don't believe in ghosts.
That's you're, well, you're haveghosts in your house, so I think
you're in insult denial.
Even saying that, just cuz mykids, your kids have seen a lot
of shit and you're like, oh no,it's fine.
It's not fine.
But they say like, there's lotof weird things.
No, they're not innocent.
There's been some weird oneslike, like what?
Like they hug me and they won'tstop in the middle of the

(29:50):
That's, I don't like that thekids say that.
Yeah.
Her twins.
That's true.
One of my, oh, the little boyLeo said that.
And it's always in the twinsroom and you're in full denial
that there is a ghost in yourhouse.
I don't have a ghost.
Did someone?

Carrie (30:05):
Yes.
Did someone live in your housebefore you?
Yeah,

Kelly (30:07):
but I looked into it.
I asked a realtor

Carrie (30:09):
if there was, he's my friend.
Someone died.
Connor, you

Kelly (30:11):
know Connor Then Connor's my best friend.
Connor would've lied.
Connor.
thinks we're idiots, but Connorwould've lied to us.
But I asked him, I'm like, didanyone die here?
And he said, no.
He has to tell you.
Huh?
But still he has to tell you,Hey, my house in Fountain Lake
was haunted and Fountain Lake,there was somebody that lived
there for, deserved to behaunted or two years it was bad.

(30:31):
Carrie had a really, it wasactually, it was just the kids
from across the street that wasfucked up.
Burn folks.
The kids from Burn.
It was me from fucking with therich bitches.
Yeah.

Kristine (30:45):
You're seeing what kinda good stuff you guys had in
your house.

Kelly (30:50):
Oh my God.
Oh, but no, I don't thinkthere's a ghost.
I don't believe a ghost.
I, there's a ghosts, a ghost inyour house.
I absolutely believe.
Although, you know what's weird?
So when I, when I was pregnantwith the twins, before I knew
they were twins, I had told myson, Mateo, who's like three at
the time, I was like, oh, momhas a baby in her belly.
And he's like, oh no, mommy hastwo babies.
Oh.
And I was like, no, no, justone.

(31:11):
Like, just like Mason.
Cause I had already had anotherone.
Mm-hmm.
And then he kept saying, there'stwo babies.
There's two babies.
And then he use a psychic oneday.
We're like, do you think it'sgonna be a boy or a girl?
And he's like, it's gonna be aboy and a girl.
Like, I'm having a brother and asister.
We're like, no, you have to pickone.
Like, it's only one that'sserious.
Yeah.
He's like, no, there's two.
And it's a boy and a girl.
That's crazy.
And then crazy.
It, it really was.

(31:32):
So I went for an ultrasound whenI was like early seven or eight
weeks.
Yeah.
And, and it was correct.
And it was, he called it, it wastwins.
And I called Isabel.
So now you're fucked for a year.
Yeah.
Like, you're fucked.
You're fucked.
It's gonna be okay.
When you hit like three, fouryears old, it's gonna get
better.
Yeah.
You're gonna be fine.
But then it really was a boy anda girl.
Wow.
That's wild.
So I tried to like, give himlike lottery tickets.

(31:54):
I was like, you just pickwhatever numbers.
Yeah.
Whatever you gravitate towards.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, I believe everyth.
Everything he said didn't work.
No.
He's got something.
He's correct a lot of the time.
I, uh, have to pee.
I whatever.

Carrie (32:09):
Take a little tea.
Go.
This has been like a quite sometime, time out.

Kristine (32:12):
I'm actually, I'm actually questioning if it's
gonna be a two-part, um, series.
Cause of how long?
What is it?
Who is it?
No, it was,

Carrie (32:19):
um, maybe we'll have

Kristine (32:21):
another Who is it Follow?
I don't know who it's, yeah.
Like another, we'll just splitit and like split this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe I don't know how long,like we're, you know what I
mean?
Should we like, get on track?

Kelly (32:29):
Should we get on?
No, no.

Carrie (32:31):
Shut up.

Kristine (32:31):
And like No, no.
Yeah.
No.
This is comedy gold in Well, youknow what I feel, I feel, I feel
like I'm

Kelly (32:37):
just hanging out with my friends.
Yes, totally.
Yeah.
Like, we're just talking like,just hanging out with you

Carrie (32:41):
guys.
Do do you need to go pee?

Kelly (32:42):
I do have to go.

Kristine (32:43):
You're the peer of the group.
You're the duo.
Yeah, it's me.

Kelly (32:46):
She has like a horse bladder.
Yeah.
She will never

Carrie (32:48):
pee.
I always pee.
I don't even think I peed beforewe started.
What

Kelly (32:52):
Carrie, you don't have to pee.
Mm.

Kristine (32:55):
No.
Wow.
I always have to pee.
Like when we're drinking in thepool, I have to get out like 700
times.
Nick has a stupid rule, notallowed to pee in the pool.
That's great.

Kelly (33:05):
God.
Who has a pool?
Carrie does

Carrie (33:09):
right now.
Yeah.
It's like an 18 foot.
Like it's big.
Yeah,

Kristine (33:14):
those are sweet.

Kelly (33:15):
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, it's really nice.
And you guys are actually fullon neighbors?
Are you like directly

Kristine (33:20):
beside each other right now?
No, no.
We're about three minutewalking.
Um, but we will be, that'snothing

Carrie (33:25):
neighbors.
We will be, Christine and herJavi are building a new house
right now.
Yeah.
Okay.
They'll be moving in January,probably January, February.
And my husband and I are gonnastart our house next March
probably.
And then our backyards are gonnaback onto each other.
Yeah.

Kelly (33:42):
That's pretty sweet.
Are are

Carrie (33:43):
you even gonna have a fence?
We're gonna have a little gatebetween us cuz um, okay.
We have an acreage, like webought an acreage.
Okay.
So we have like, we back ontofour different, like lots or
five.
Yeah.
Five I think.
I think it's five.
And so it goes all the way downto the corner.
We have a fence all the way up,and then we'll just put a gate
in between ours.
Yeah.

(34:04):
Yeah.
And you're gonna be behind.

Kristine (34:05):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So our backyards touch and then,but it's like we have a tree
area, like we have their treesbasically.
Okay.
So we're, I can't, we probablywon't be able to see each
other's houses.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe in the winter.

Carrie (34:18):
I can see some, I can see some of your house.
But.
We're actually fixing that thisfall.

Kelly (34:21):
It's hot in here as well.
You are very, really hot.
Hot in here.
It's really hot.
That was your pee.
That was like two seconds.
Yeah.
But.
Do you guys pee yourselves oryour vaginas?
Okay.
After How, let's talk aboutthis.
A how are csection, your vagina?
Add had a C-section.
So your vagina is ready for you.
You are tight.
You are tight.
Good for

Kristine (34:38):
you.
Yeah.
How's your vagina?
I also had a C-section, but Oh

Kelly (34:43):
fuck off guys.
Vaginas are in, they have greatvaginas, but

Kristine (34:47):
Scarlet fucked up my bladder.
She actually moved it andtwisted it, so, okay.
They actually had to put it backin place.
And for the first, your vaginaor your bladder?
My bladder.
So for the first week after Ihad her, I couldn't tell that I
was pissing.
Oh, okay.
So I wore a diaper for a wholeweek.
Oh yeah.
So I still have some bladderissues.
Okay.
Yeah, for sure.
I do pee, do myself on aregular.

(35:09):
I peed myself at your house.
Just the other night.
Yeah.
And no one, I was like laughing.
I peed.
Christine,

Kelly (35:14):
I feel you.
Isabel.
Peace every day.
I feel you.
I have a very weak pelvic floor.
Yeah.

Kristine (35:17):
Very weak.
And nobody, nobody even cared.
They're like you happens all thetime.
And I'm like, I just,

Carrie (35:22):
my pants in.
Your chair cares.
You're like walking to thebathroom, you're like, I peed
myself for all like Kate,whatever.
And we

Kelly (35:28):
kept going another day.
Just Christine.
Another day.
Yeah.
Another feel.
Did you have all your kidsvaginally?
Even your twins?
No, thank God.
Oh, okay.
I had the twins through aC-section.
Oh, okay.
They were both breech.
Oh, okay.
So I had them through aC-section.
So I feel like I had a normalamount of kids pass through my
vagina.
Two, our vaginas are the same.
Fucked up, just two.
If I had four, Jesus Christ,it'd be flapping in the wind on

(35:51):
the yellow.

Kristine (35:56):
I'm so Weezy, but

Kelly (35:58):
Isabel, I don't know why I can jump and you can't jump.
Oh, you put me on a trampoline,she'll piss.
I'll pee everywhere.
She'll piss.
I can't even run across thestreet.
I'll pee.
It's not good.
There's, I think I need avaginal rejuvenation.
Oh.
Have you guys,

Kristine (36:12):
I have guys heard about this.
Yes.
Yeah, I did.
Did you go vaginal?

Kelly (36:15):
No, but I've heard about it.
Oh, sorry.
I was gonna say you had ac-section you wrote vaginal.

Carrie (36:19):
I'd still work on it.
Okay.
So I, I just don't

Kelly (36:22):
wanna pee all the time, Isabelle.
I just wanna be safe.
We're gonna get new vaginas.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can we go together though?
I wanna get new vaginastogether.

Kristine (36:29):
Make mine look like hers.
Yeah.
We

Kelly (36:32):
wanna have

Carrie (36:32):
matching vagina.
We want, we want ours to bematching.

Kelly (36:39):
I'll be really happy.
You know, we would, I wanna geta vaginal intimidation.
I'm coming with you.
I feel like my vagina's okay,considering what it's been
through.
It could be way worse.
Could be worse.
How often are you looking at itbe holy shit?
Oh, I don't really look at itthat much.
Like you mean mirror?
I've never looked, looked themirror.
I mean, I have, don't do it.
Don't I have?
I have.
It's okay.
I'm scared.

(37:00):
It's a little fucked, but it'snot that bad.

Kristine (37:03):
I looked at mine when I was pregnant.
Oh, that was, uh, yeah.

Kelly (37:07):
Horrible.
Did they, does it lookdifferent?
Pregnant?
Yeah.
It's so swollen.
Fat,

Kristine (37:11):
swollen, swollen, swollen, swollen, swollen.
Like all the blood was there, soit's like blue.
It was like black and blue.
Yeah.
I'm so happy.
Didn't look.
I texted Carrie and I'm like, I,I think that something's wrong
with me.
And she's like, no.
Like, you're like, you're justsaw your blood.
And I'm like, it's pressure.
I look like I have like.

Carrie (37:25):
Like a horse vagina and

Kelly (37:27):
no shit.
No

Carrie (37:28):
one pressure keeps things.
No one shares this with you.
No.
Tells you.
No one tells you.
Did you guys ever,

Kelly (37:34):
did they offer you a mirror when you were in labor?
Yeah.
Me.
They did for me.
No, they offered us mirrors.
Fuck the mirror.
Fuck off.
Do you wanna mirror?
No.
I don't wanna see the tragedy.
I'm not gonna push that outwhile I watch it happening.
Never.
No.

Carrie (37:48):
Like that's not motivating me.
No.
I'm just gonna watch myself ripmy vagina.
Yeah, you're

Kelly (37:52):
gonna see it rip.
Yeah.
My poor husband, he held a legand mine was right in there and
saw the whole show.
My whole thing's on camera.
Traumatized.
I got a long time.
Got footage.
You guys wanna watch it?
Do you get vagina?
You didn't get vagina footage.
Footage.
I got, I got like one bad shot.
You did?
I got a couple nipple shots.
Oh shit.
Like, you guys wanna

Kristine (38:12):
come over, kinda wanna watch it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got the full shots.
Wow.
I just don't, I don't wanna seeit.
There's just

Carrie (38:19):
like seeing a head come out of a vagina is like, it's
scarring.
It's fucked.
It's because I just don't thinkit should be able to do that.
But it shouldn't be

Kristine (38:27):
able to.
And apparent.

Kelly (38:28):
No, sorry.
Yeah.
No, but he told me every detailabout what he saw.
Yeah.
And it was pretty fucked up.
He said it opens like a flower,like it's actually meant to
almost turned into one.
You blossom, then it, youblossom's, disgust.
Disgusting.
Then it's just a full and all.
You're one big hole.
You're a just a, oh, you knowwhat happened to me?

(38:49):
You know what happened to me?
I wanna know.
I tore.
So you know how you normallytore tear down?
Yeah.
I tore down.
No, but I also tore up.
Nope.

Carrie (38:58):
Stop it through my

Kristine (38:59):
urethra.
No, that's bad.
And you don't pee yourself.

Kelly (39:03):
Well, when they first told me this was my first baby

Carrie (39:06):
too.
How many was more?
I need more.

Kelly (39:09):
He was like seven pounds and something nice.
He was normal.
It's normal size.
Normal size.
But they're like, yeah, you toreup through your urethra.
Wow.
And down.
So I was like, this is it.
I'm fucked.
I'm gonna spray pee now.
Yeah.

Kristine (39:23):
But But

Kelly (39:24):
garden hose.
Yeah.
But surprisingly like it's fine.
I peed after and it was fine.
Yeah, cuz you heal.
Wow.
You heal.
Yeah.
But I don't really know how Howdo you heal your urethral?
Well, the vaginas are verytough.
Well obviously they aren't.
Obviously we're very magicaldown

Carrie (39:39):
there.
Apparently

Kelly (39:40):
we are.
It is.
It's like kind of magical.
Why did they say, Hey, grow someballs.
Balls are like the mostpussified.
Yeah.
They're thing out there.
Yeah.
Are so strong.

Carrie (39:51):
Yeah, it true.
It's like you pushed a wholebaby through there twice.
Yes.

Kelly (39:53):
Yeah.

Kristine (39:54):
Did and Balls

Carrie (39:54):
do that, thank God.
Cuz Brooke.

Kristine (39:56):
Brooke was a like a toddler.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Carrie (39:59):
How big was she?
She was nine, eight.
Oh wow.

Kelly (40:01):
Carrie.
Shit.
That is, that is so, you knowwhat, I wasn't overdue.
I wasn't overdue.

Carrie (40:06):
She was born on her due date.
Like she was a Wow.
Like she was just a big baby.
Wow.

Kelly (40:10):
She's.
Okay.
Did you go through labor?
Did you have like, yeah.
Hours.

Carrie (40:13):
Oh, and then you had a C-section.
Oh, I begged for one.
Yeah.
That's rough.
I was like, you know what, I'vehad enough.
And the nurse was like, um,that's rough.
The nurse was like, you know,this is major surgery, right?
I'm like, yeah, I know.
I'm like, I'll you'll take it.
Been through enough.
Yeah.
Well, my doctor really wanted,was trying.
She didn't, she didn't wannapush me into it, but like the
last time she checked me, shereally was leaning that way.
Yeah.
And then when I asked, she'slike, Kay, I really wanted to

(40:36):
suggest it.
She's like, I don't like topush.
Yeah.
Too far that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like, yeah, let's justdo it.
And then she was like, you know,this is major surgery.
Right.
I

Kristine (40:43):
had no idea.
I thought it was so

Kelly (40:45):
little.

Carrie (40:45):
Oh.
I thought it was a little smalltransition.
Thanks all you for informing me.
Yeah.
Thanks for letting me know.
I know.
Let's go, let's wrap this uphere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Take it out.
I was done the baby out.
Uh, crazy.
I was pissed.
I was done.
Yeah.
That's pretty, pretty.
And I, I could tell she wasn'tcoming out and she wasn't after
the nurse, after the C-section.
She's like, you, you made theright decision.
Like she wasn't gonna, she waswedged into my pelvis.

(41:07):
Oh my God.
So they had to like forcep herout still.
Oh,

Kelly (41:11):
you've been pushing for nothing

Carrie (41:12):
for Yeah.
For a hundred years.

Kristine (41:14):
Crazy childbirth is so beautiful.

Kelly (41:16):
Yeah, it's amazing.
It's great.
What miracle.
I remember with the twins, theywere both breech and the
doctor's like, yeah, I think youcould try to like do it
magically.
But I was 37 weeks pregnant withtwins.
Mm-hmm.
And they're like, we'll induceyou and then we'll see how it
goes.
And I was like, you know what?
No, I don't know, bro.
How about we just do a don't,don't.

Kristine (41:37):
How about we just don't.
Thank you, sir, for youropinions.

Kelly (41:40):
Yeah, thanks.
So you don't actually have avagina.
Yeah.
Oh, so imagine the tube of themcoming out.
Vagina destroy that thing oneother.
Wow.
Like ask bent in half it apart.
No bent in half.
No.
Could you imagine your poorvagina?
My poor vagina.
Oh wow.
That would've been the end ofher.
R i p.
She would've died.

(42:00):
She would.
She would've.
She's like, she's still alive.

Kristine (42:04):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good.
She's

Kelly (42:05):
still here.
We go through a lot of shit.
Do we really do?
You're a mom.
You've been through a lot.
It's commendable.
It is.
It is.

Carrie (42:13):
It is.
Yeah.
And guys just fucked up.
Show up for the fun parts.
And then they're like, Hmm.
They just

Kelly (42:17):
hold a leg.
Oh shit.
That was, hold a leg.
And they, they go, oh, a flowerblossom.
Kidding.
Shut the fuck up your poorvagina.
Yeah.
That was my flower.
That fucking blossomed in afucking Exactly.
Eight pound baby came out.
Exactly.

Kristine (42:30):
I just, I don't know if I wanna see the blossoming
portion Yeah.
Of it.
I know, but I like, if you hadanother baby, I would watch your
blossoming if you asked

Carrie (42:40):
me to.
Oh, I would watch it.
If I had another baby, I'd askfor another C-section.
Another I would go throughanother major surgery.
Yes.
You know, I'm, I'm good.
I don't

Kelly (42:48):
need that.
But Carrie, yeah.
C-sections were also a

Kristine (42:52):
bitch.
It hurt.
Yeah.
It wasn't great.

Kelly (42:54):
Yeah.
Like I found after the recovery,after was really hard.
I was very uncomfortable.

Kristine (42:59):
Yeah, I

Carrie (42:59):
was.
I was.
Okay.
Cuz mine wasn't an emergencysection, which thankfully cuz we
took our time and we were ableto like head over there and

Kelly (43:07):
Do you wanna hear something gross?

Kristine (43:09):
Yeah.

Kelly (43:09):
Always.
Every time too.
So I remember, so I had theC-section with the twins and
then I remember I was likelaying flat in the bed and then
the first time I ever sat upmm-hmm They're like, okay, we're
gonna sit you up and try to likeget you to walk around whatever.
And I Why are you looking at melike, you don't know I, cause I,
no, I don't know this story.
You know, I have no memory.
You could have told me fivetimes.
Yeah.
She's

Carrie (43:29):
looking at you like it's the first time she's

Kelly (43:30):
ever heard.
So I remember

Kristine (43:32):
completely invested.
Yeah.

Kelly (43:33):
So I remember I was like laying down and I sat up and I
heard like, oh yeah, snoring.
And I remember I'm like, oh,what is that?
It almost sounded like yourstomach rumbling, but like times
a hundred.
Mm-hmm.
She's like, oh, that's just allyour organs, like settling back
down.
No big deal.
Cause like you had the twins inthere.
That's gross.
That was

Carrie (43:52):
sick.
Yeah, it's gross.
That was your organs moving backin place?
Yeah, my organs

Kelly (43:56):
moved and I heard my, and also, let's just note that this
was the middle of winter and theonly shoes I brought were my
Uggs.
Yeah.
So I was wearing Uggs and I satup and my organs moved with my,
was like,

Kristine (44:10):
this is fucked all man.
Wow.
Oh we'll title this one S andorgans gross.
Wow.

Carrie (44:17):
I can't,

Kelly (44:18):
I had no idea.
It's so gross.
Yeah.
And I didn't know I was gonnahear my organs move.
That's wild.
I, I don't recall

Kristine (44:23):
that happening.
Well,

Carrie (44:24):
she had twins.
Well, two days.
And I,

Kelly (44:26):
I remember being able to like, take a deep breath and I
was like, whoa, I can actuallylike breathe.
I feel like my lungs can likeexpand.
Right after you, you heard theshift, you could breathe again.
Yeah.
Really?
After I heard the, yeah, afteryou could you breathe like it's

(44:47):
Isabel.
Yeah.
Isabelle, I can hear You'regonna beat the shit outta you.
Do you want me to beat the shitoutta you?
I'll,

Kristine (44:53):
this, this is really funny.
You guys have your own

Carrie (44:56):
show.
This is fucking funny.
Seriously.
Well anyways, you guys, you guysshould come at least once every
two months and fucking this isso funny.
Very cool.
I asked you, I officially askedtwo questions out of all of
these.
Sorry, Carrie.

Kristine (45:09):
That's okay.
Let's hit, let's hit

Carrie (45:10):
a third.
Let's keep going.
We got no timeframe.
Okay, we'll just, well what timeis it?
We have live at three, but westill have 28 minutes.
Okay, so we're good?
Yeah.
Oh

Kelly (45:17):
God.
Okay.
It's lots of time.
Okay, let's get our

Carrie (45:19):
shit together.
Isabelle, focus.
We don't, no.
I don't think anyone listeningexpects us to ever like hit the
points.
Nah, nah.
No, we're not.
We're just not, we're not thosepeople.
I know that.
We're not very like, if you wantan organized podcast, this is
not it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, can you tell us somethingfunny or memorable experience
when with owning?
Wow, this is not English.

(45:41):
Sorry Christine.
They probably type read.
Um, can you tell us somethingfunny or a memorable experience
in owning a business together?
Do you have like a funny, afunny story?

Kelly (45:49):
You go, Isabel.
I know.
Well, all I have to say is thewhole thing Isabel.
Funny.
It is, right?
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like every day ispretty funny.
I don't

Carrie (46:00):
really know.
How much time do you spendtogether during the week?

Kelly (46:03):
We spend a lot of time together.
During the week we areFaceTiming like, I don't even
know.
I'd say so much hang day.
Unless you're at work.
I hate When you're at work.
What do you, where do you doathletic?
You call you.
I'm an x-ray tech.

Kristine (46:14):
Oh, how cool is that?
My bones,

Kelly (46:17):
she help.
Do you do that full-timeprofessional?
No, just two days a week.
Mammo or x-ray or, you're verydensity.
You're not very smart.
You are, you're like my littledoctor.
That's cuz you're ahypochondriac.
Yeah.
I love sending you my ailments.
Yeah.
You could diagnose me.
Yeah.
She's like, we, we do that too.

Kristine (46:33):
We send each

Carrie (46:34):
other out.
I'm often convinced I haveleukemia, so.

Kelly (46:36):
Oh my God.
Yeah, me too.
Li Oma was mine.
Again.
Again.
We're gonna draw a line throughthe room.

Kristine (46:44):
You too.
I don't know.
I, I also have quite theailment.

Kelly (46:47):
Oh, do you?
Yes.
Dying.
You're with the Caac dying.
I'm dying.
Great.
I could be dying and I wouldn'teven know.
Christine had

Carrie (46:53):
like a swollen lymph node behind her neck not that
long ago.
And she's What did you, whatwere you convinced it was?
I don't know.

Kristine (46:58):
There was so many things.
It was like eight.

Carrie (47:00):
Oh.
But there was one here.
Like it's probably that.
Yeah.
It's worth it.
Worst case scenario.
I'm like, it's probably yourallergies.
And then it went away.
Guess what?
It was probably allergies.
It

Kristine (47:09):
was shocker.
But it was, yeah, it wassomething.
Oh, oh my, uh, saliva glands.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.

Kelly (47:14):
can X-ray those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're fines.

Carrie (47:17):
Pain in the ass.
They drained though.
She's fine.
She doesn't have

Kelly (47:19):
lymphoma.
Oh.
Could, I've had this fear.
I feel you.
I feel you.
It consumed me for months.
Isabel's doctor actually said toher, I don't wanna see you for a
few months.
Yeah.
She said, please go and liveyour life.
Enjoy your life.
I'm like, oh shit.

Kristine (47:34):
Well, I'm sorry.
I

Kelly (47:36):
need.
That's amazing.
I thought I was done.
She's like, but what about thismole?
I like it.
It's fine.
Check my my gland again, please.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I often get my glands

Kristine (47:45):
checked.
Me too.
Yeah.
Carrie has, I love

Kelly (47:47):
when they check my gland.
Don't even,

Kristine (47:48):
I don't even touch my leukemia glands.
Leukemia.
And I get my glands checkedoften.
I

Kelly (47:54):
never even feel my glands.
Oh my God.
I touched them daily.
Oh, you gotta touch them.
Me too, Christine.
You guys

Carrie (47:59):
too are fucked.
And every, every month I'm liketo my husband, I'm like, God, I
am so tired.
Yeah.
I'm like, am I dying?
He's like, are you ovulating?
I'm like, yep.
He's like,

Kristine (48:08):
oh yeah, same done.

Carrie (48:13):
I'm like, does this happen every month?
He's like, yes, Carrie.
It happens every month.
I'm like, who knew?

Kristine (48:17):
Everything happens in and around that.
So it's like we're just, youknow what?
I don't know how we're stillalive.
I don't, to be honest.
I know.
Especially with the leukemia.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
That is Carrie.
Yeah.

Kelly (48:30):
I'm glad I'm not alone here with No, you're not alone.
Hypochondria.

Carrie (48:33):
So do you guys spend a lot of time together during the
day or, yeah.
When you're not you.
We

Kelly (48:36):
can, yeah, we do.
Can.
Like they'll come over and herkids will come over and just
hang out.
I'm pretty flexible.
They're like best friends.
Yeah.
Yeah, they are.
That's so nice, Heather.
It's great.
Yeah.
That is

Carrie (48:46):
so nice.
Yeah, it is.
We, we spend every

Kristine (48:48):
day together, but here.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
And then again, I like yourhouse at my house.

Carrie (48:53):
Well, we were together on

Kristine (48:54):
Saturday.

Kelly (48:54):
Yeah.
When we can, we do.

Kristine (48:57):
Yeah, totally.
How long does it take to get toyour houses?
Like

Kelly (49:01):
it's like 15 minutes.
15 minutes.
Oh, that's a lot.
Do pack

Kristine (49:04):
snacks for your journey.

Kelly (49:06):
That's so fucking, is that a time

Kristine (49:08):
to you guys?
It's like a lot.
Yeah.
Well,

Kelly (49:10):
Isabel, you haven moved to St.
Albert and we have like one dayour like crew of friends are all
in St.
Albert.
We actually do have otherfriends, believe it or not.
Oh wow.
That's shocking.
I

Carrie (49:18):
know.
It's weird.
Shocking.
Like friends, mutual friends or

Kristine (49:21):
mutual friends.
Oh, okay.
They're all in St.
Albert.
Do you still talk to anybodythat We went to school with high
school.
I still talk to Jill.
Oh yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
Anyone

Kelly (49:32):
else?
That's about it though.
I can't even think of one.
No, I don't know.
Like, I mean, you keep in touch.
Keep in touch.
Does Instagram count?
Yeah.
Probably not.
Whatever.
Yeah.
But like Jill about it.
Jill's probably the only onewho's like an actual, like you
really know a friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, do you

Carrie (49:50):
guys?
No, Christine does.
Yeah.
I have

Kristine (49:53):
like a You do my little like squad that I went to
kindergarten with.
Yeah.
Who?
And then, um, like Erica,Michelle that out.
Oh, Michelle

Kelly (50:00):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why is that

Kristine (50:01):
familiar?
I'm a shitty Daniel.
We went to school.
Daniel and then Ashley, SoStacy.
Oh yeah, I remember them.
Yeah.
Um, was Ashley good's familiarChef kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's 2, 2, 2.
Boy and a girl.
Yeah.
So I like, I see them often.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's, and then I'll, like,occasionally we'll talk with
people like on Facebook, butsome of them are dead, so.

(50:22):
Oh, what about you, Carrie?
You know,

Carrie (50:25):
no, I, I still talk to like my ex-boyfriend, Matt.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
But he lives in Toronto.
So.

Kelly (50:30):
Wait, how does that fly?
Fine with your husband.
So, wait, is your currenthusband called Matt

Carrie (50:34):
too?
No, he's Nick.
Oh, Nick and Matt.
Okay.

Kelly (50:38):
Okay.
Yeah.
And Nick, he fine.
Nick's cool with Matt, hedoesn't care.
Okay.
Oh, that is, that's good.
Nick's like

Carrie (50:45):
that Is Nick's competent.
Yeah.
Doesn't give him a fuck.
He does not give a fuck.
No.
No.
Oh wow.
I think that's great.
It actually wasn't that longago.
Nick and I went on a date night.
We went to a hockey game.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, Matt texted me cuz he'slike, I'm downtown.
Like, I'm like, I'm in Edmonton,like, what are you doing?
And I'm like, oh, I'm at thehockey game.
And he's like, oh, you shouldcome meet me for drinks.
So I left Nick with one of hisfriends and I'm like, bye.

(51:07):
And then Matt and I had drinks.
What?
And then Nick came and met upwith us later and he's like,
how's it going?
Nick's like super cool.
Wow.
Yeah, he's not,

Kelly (51:15):
that is, he's confident.
That

Carrie (51:16):
is extremely confident and cool.
And like Matt and I are stillfriends.
We dated for all of high schooland Yeah.
Like three years after, so,yeah.
Oh, a

Kelly (51:23):
long time.
So he knows he was a big

Carrie (51:25):
part of your life.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And my mom and Matt's mom arestill best friends.

Kelly (51:28):
Wow.
Oh, crazy.
Yeah.
Well, that's cool.
Well, that's impressive.
You know what, Nick's cool.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I hear.
He's all

Kristine (51:35):
right.
Yeah.
He's just,

Carrie (51:36):
I love him.
He's just really chill.
Very, he's just chill.
Like he doesn't just

Kelly (51:39):
super chill.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Not easily phased.
You make him feel secure.
Yeah.
Or

Carrie (51:43):
he wouldn't be so's not like,

Kelly (51:45):
yeah.
He knows.
Yeah.
Yeah, he knows.
That's good.
Yeah.

Carrie (51:48):
That's cool.
But that's it.
That's the only people from highschool I talked to.
I think he, yeah.
Know you

Kristine (51:52):
talk to us in touch with like, occasionally like
people on social media andstuff, but only cuz I'm like
really Snoopy, like I need toknow everything.
Like, there's other people, I'lltell you guys later about, but
like, I like, I need to knowabout their lives and like, uh,
sometimes drama, instigatethings.
Yeah.

Carrie (52:09):
Yeah.
I'm just, I just don't care.
Like, I'm not, that I'm notcurious like, Christine, do you
know

Kelly (52:14):
what I, I don't care either.
I don't care either.
I don't.
I feel like if we didn't have ahome little thing, decor biz.
Mm-hmm.
We wouldn't even have socialmedia.
I've never had social, never hadit anyway.
So don't give a shit.
I don't even care to post myselfor my family.
It's like whatever.
I'm very

Kristine (52:29):
together.
You do that.
Your nosy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm

Kelly (52:31):
just curious.
I feel like I'm nosy too.
I kind of wanna know what'sgoing on.
I think everybody likes to stalkother people

Carrie (52:37):
that everybody likes to stalk.
Oh, absolutely.
And if I see someone likeposting pictures of their
husband and then their husband'snot pictures anymore, I'm like,
well, what the fuck happened?

Kristine (52:44):
Yeah.
Shit.
Shit's rocking.
And then you start likescrolling back and like figuring
out when the photos exactlystopped.
2019,

Kelly (52:50):
shit started going down.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.

Kristine (52:52):
This, well, it slowed down here.

Carrie (52:54):
Yeah.
Yeah.
But otherwise, yeah.
I'm pretty good at likeinvestigating though.
If Kristy needs to knowsomething like, oh, oh,

Kelly (53:01):
that's me.
Yeah, that's her.
Oh, that's me.
You guys know Need knowsomething, anything know?

Kristine (53:05):
I'll find it.
Yeah.
It's like my favorite thing.
Carrie helps.
Oh yeah.
I

Kelly (53:09):
can find

Carrie (53:09):
anything.
Or she'll be, she was talking tosomeone on the phone once, like
one of someone that we workedwith, like had a phone
relationship with like one ofour reps or something.
Yeah.
I know what this guy looks likeand I'm like, I'll find it for
you.

Kristine (53:20):
Yeah.
I needed to know his face.
I'm a very, like, I need to knowfaces.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With their voices and their,their names.
That's us and yeah, Carrie found'em for me and I'm like, okay,
this adds up.
Yeah.
This makes sense.
That was like, us

Kelly (53:31):
too.
Yeah.
We had a new like coworker startat work and we're like, let's
find him.
Mm-hmm.
I found him right away.
You did?

Carrie (53:38):
Yeah.

Kelly (53:39):
Yeah.
Oh, well say, can't say the nameon here's gonna call the police.
No, I, now I wanna see'em.
Show me later.
Yeah.
I wanna see.
Yeah.
Well, we're all a bunch ofstalkers.

Kristine (53:51):
Really?
Yeah.
And it's, I like thateveryone,stockers

Carrie (53:54):
I think are just like genuine, genuinely curious
people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't do it

Kelly (53:58):
in a creepy way.
It's 2 41.
Are

Carrie (54:00):
we passing the time?
No, it's okay.
We're we're okay?
Oh, we don't care.
We just have a live cuz we don'thave Hannah.
Okay, go ahead.

Kelly (54:05):
Okay.

Kristine (54:06):
Yeah.
Ask, ask.
Okay.
Okay.
Should we jump into Fmk or, oh,no.
Listener.
Ss ok.
We had our Fuck Mary.
Yeah.
Fuck my, oh

Kelly (54:14):
fuck Mary.
Kill.
Oh, good.
Fuck.

Kristine (54:15):
Okay.
Fuck Mary.
But we have, we have listenerquestions.
Should we do one?
Let's do

Carrie (54:18):
one.
Okay.
One listener question.
One listener question.
Fuck Mike Kelly.

Kelly (54:22):
Give a drink to that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's more on the ground.
No, it's fine.
I can't have anymore.
Why not an alcoholic?
Give me a little sip.
Ears.
Take my,

Kristine (54:35):
okay.
One question.
Yeah.
One juicy one or like somethingeasy, juicy.

Kelly (54:40):
Something.
Yeah.
Good.
Like the

Kristine (54:41):
juicy one.
Juicy.
We'll try to keep it short.
Yeah.
Fuck.
There's actually smelling juicyon here.
Oh, ok.
Uh, what keeps you motivated?
That's the juiciest thing we gothere.

Kelly (54:52):
Oh.
Oh, shit.
In what

Kristine (54:54):
sense?
Uh, with, let's call it withwork with your business

Kelly (54:59):
di out.
Well, okay.
Well, I don't have a goodanswer.
Really.
For me it's just purely for fun.
Mm-hmm.
It's all funsies.
Yeah.
I love it.
And that's so nice.
It's just like a, it's.
There's no real motivat.
It brings you happiness.
It's for

Carrie (55:12):
happiness.
Like pure joy.
That's so nice.
Yeah.
That's so good.
It's been a really long timesince this was just funs and
like, I

Kristine (55:19):
envy that we have to like,

Kelly (55:21):
oh shit, shit.

Kristine (55:22):
Spill, spill.
Yeah, it's fine.
Um, you're cut off.
We have to like remember to makeit like, I mean lots of our
jobs, it is fun, but we have tolike really bring it in.
Mm-hmm.
Just so we can continue on.
Yeah.

Carrie (55:38):
Fun.
Cause it's just not, it's notwhere it was when it was like,
this is just something we do forfun.
Yeah.
Right.
You know, like it's more And Imiss some, I do.
I miss those days.
Yeah.
Like you pay your bills

Kristine (55:49):
now with this, right?
Yeah.
So it's And other people's

Carrie (55:52):
Yeah.
Which is wild.
Like 20 other people, it's

Kelly (55:54):
like pressure.
Yeah.
That is a lot.
A lot of pressure there.
There is.

Carrie (55:57):
And like, I, that's one of the things that like is the
hardest for me if anything everhappened.
It's like these people, peoplerely on us.
Yeah.
And it's a lot.
Yeah.
That is a lot pressure.
It's not just us.
Yeah.
It's not just you and me.
Yeah.
You.
It's other people baby.
It's 20 other

Kristine (56:13):
people.
It's wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Kelly (56:15):
Well for us it's just you and me.
That's

Carrie (56:17):
so nice.
Yes.
That's, that's

Kelly (56:18):
about it.
Those were here for shits andgiggles.
Those were the good old days.
Shits and gigs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well cuz people still areworking.
Mm-hmm.
And like I work with my husbandand it, it's like, this is for
fun.
Yeah.
It's just fun.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Something just for you one daymaybe.
Maybe it'll become a thing.
I feel, I don't even know if Icare if it is or not.
Maybe, maybe when our kids areolder and we have more time

(56:40):
Yeah.
To invest in it.
But right now there's not enoughtime to mm-hmm.
Like commit for us.
That's fair.
Yeah.
And I'm already committing to myhusband and his company, so.
Yeah.
Like

Kristine (56:50):
I get that you can only stretch yourself like,
yeah.
So I get that, because

Carrie (56:53):
I used to work full-time for my husband when we were
doing this.
Mm-hmm.
And then eventually I couldn't,I didn't have enough time for
both.
Yeah.
That's great.
It wasn't realistic anymore.
That's, yeah.
Yeah.

Kristine (57:02):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Good

Kelly (57:04):
answers, ladies.
Who are we fucking and marrying?

Kristine (57:06):
Okay,

Kelly (57:07):
so's

Carrie (57:07):
very busy.
We do this every episode.
Every episode we fuck Mary.
Kill.
So we're asking you, you guys,you don't have to answer the
same, but you're getting thesame people.

Kelly (57:15):
Yeah.
I love this.
Okay.
Can I go first becauseIsabelle's gonna copy me.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
Now you're gonna take my answer.
You are okay.
You're gonna take it.
Are these new people, cuz Idon't know anyone all, no.
You'll know

Kristine (57:27):
who they are.
Okay, good.
Okay, well, yes, we made sure.
Don't you worry.
Okay, Isabel and Kelly, uh, fuckMary.
Kill.
Danny DeVito.
Oh fuck.

Kelly (57:37):
He's dying.
DeVito.
He's

Kristine (57:38):
dead.

Kelly (57:39):
Dead.
Who's dying?
He dying.
For sure.
You don hard time rememberinghis face.
Oh my God.
Danny DeVito.
He's a really short one.
Yeah, he's super short.
He's dead.
He's dead fucking, absolutely.
I didn't know he died.
Yeah, I know.
But have now.
But his

Kristine (57:54):
stands are, fuck Mary or kill.
Yeah.
I'll give you all three and thenyou can determine.
That's good.
Let's hear the other options.
Look at him.
He's fucking

Kelly (58:01):
dead.
Oh, you don't

Carrie (58:02):
know what the other ones are yet.

Kelly (58:03):
Shut up.
I guess then I'd kill him.
Not a single one.
I know this is morbid, but healready dead.
Did you guys see, did you guyssee Brad Pitt yesterday at
Wimbledon?
I did.
I showed Did I saw that shot.
Is he looking rough

Kristine (58:14):
eyes?
No, he's looking

Kelly (58:15):
good.
He never looks rough, Carrie.
He does.
He's never gonna happen.
I know he

Kristine (58:19):
in bad phase.
Google

Kelly (58:20):
him.
Brad Pit Wimbledon.
I don't, I don't think he has abad face,

Kristine (58:24):
Isabel.
Well, he looked low.
He was super hairy that one timeI was on the vibe.
It wasn't good for me.
Right.

Kelly (58:29):
Brad Pitt Wimbledon.
I seen him yesterday and I, I,wow.
Show me, show me, show me shut.
Ah, classic.
Oh, you're looking classic.
Oh.
Oh shit.

Carrie (58:38):
Right.
Well, I'll be, because he did,he went through like a, he went
through a

Kristine (58:42):
bad, I know.
He's back like a caveman phase.
He's bad.
Yeah, it was awful.

Kelly (58:46):
He's bad that.
Who are we

Carrie (58:48):
talking about last week that I had to show on?
The

Kristine (58:50):
Ryan?
Phil.
Ryan, Felipe.
Have you seen him lately?
No.
You look good.
I want, I want that.
Fuck.
I want some of that.
Yeah.
I that movie and last week I

Carrie (58:59):
did.
Last week I did.

Kelly (59:01):
What was the name of that movie?
Cruel Intentions.
No, look at him now.
Cruel Intentions.
That's right.
He looks good.

Kristine (59:06):
Yeah, he's good.
Oh wow.
I'll see it again.
Well, doing well.

Kelly (59:10):
He is doing well.
He's doing well.
He well, he's doing Sorry.
So Daddy Devi.
Yeah,

Kristine (59:14):
daddy Devi

Kelly (59:14):
gonna die.
Al weird.
Al.
Oh shit.
I take back.
I can, I revert and I'd killhim.
Are you ready

Kristine (59:21):
for last one?
No.
Bill Nye the science guy.
Oh, these are

Kelly (59:25):
horrible.
These, these are horrible.

Kristine (59:28):
They're so bad.
Who are you fucking, who are youmarrying and who are you
killing?
Oh God.
Okay.
God.
Nye.

Kelly (59:35):
Who was the last guy?
Weird Al.
Weird Al.
Okay, I'm gonna marry.
I'm gonna marry.
I'm gonna marry Bill Nye cuzhe'll teach me shit.
Yeahm.
That's a good option.

Kristine (59:43):
Fuck, I wanna say he's not that bad.
He's pretty good looking.
He's all

Kelly (59:46):
right.
You know what?
I guess I not.
Half if I had to pick, fuckDanny Devi vino.
Cuz it'd be different, like anew experience.
Are you kidding?
Isabelle?
You're gonna fuck Danny Devi.
He's so little.
That's so fucked.
Ok.
Fuck your little, he's verylittle.
What am I gonna fuck?
Weird owl?
Are you kidding me?
That's who I'm probably gonnafuck.
No, I wouldn't wanna, I'd ratherDanny.

(01:00:06):
He's weird.
It's gonna be weird.
It's gonna No, but it's gonna belike creepy, weird.
Whatever.
It's better than a little man.
Well, I take the little

Carrie (01:00:13):
man.
I'm gonna pee my pants.
This

Kelly (01:00:15):
is so funny.
Hey, you're gonna fuck littleDanny.
And then who else?
What else are you gonna do?
Okay.
Kevin, you're gonna marry BillNye have to Oh, Mary be Yeah,
he's, he's the Marry a bowl one.
Yeah.
Bill N Bill Nye.
Yeah.
You're both marrying Bill Nye.
I don't wanna marry him, but ifI have to with a gun to my head,
I will marry him.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good.
And then, uh, we're gonna killBill.
Weird Al.

(01:00:35):
Yeah.
Who's weird?
Alia Weird owl up or whatever.
Fuck.
Kill him.
Okay.
I'm gonna fuck weird Al cuz Ifeel like that'd be gross.
Different freak.
I'd be sick.
Fucking freaking be fuckingweird.
Oh, I don't wanna watch thatone.
You go ahead and fuck that guy.
Go ahead.
I don't like him.
Okay.
I just saw a picture of him.
I, no, I don't want to, youdon't want

Kristine (01:00:56):
Danny DeVito to do right now?

Kelly (01:00:59):
Hold my feet.
I don't wanna, I don't want to.

Carrie (01:01:01):
I don't.

Kelly (01:01:02):
Danny DeVito.
Now you have to, you gotta pickone.
Who are you gonna

pick?
Kelly?
This is so hard.
It's the end of the world.
You gotta pick.

Kelly (01:01:11):
But weird.
Al looks creepy as look at hiscreepy as, yeah, he creepy.
Daddy DeVito was at least anormal man, but he marry.
Should I marry Danny though?
And he'll just belittle and I'lljust fuck him for the rest of
life.
Yeah, well you can marry one andjust not fuck them ever.
Yeah, that's possibility.
I don't know.
This is too hard.
Okay.
I am going to, I guess, fuckweird Al cuz it's one night,

(01:01:32):
whatever shit happens.
Oh, I'd be, maybe I'd be worriedfor you and then I'm gonna, who
are the other ones?

Danny, Devi, DeVito and Bill and N, the science guy.
Well

Kelly (01:01:40):
maybe I should marry Danny cuz he has probably,
probably more money than

Carrie (01:01:43):
Bill Nye.
Yeah, probably.

Probably.
Oh wait, def,

Kelly (01:01:46):
definitely.
But maybe you should marry DannyDeVito.
Maybe I should in that way Youdon't have to fuck him for the
rest of my life.
Secure.
You don't have to fuck him.
You don't have to.
Well, I kind of do him.
Well, I kind of by defaultmaybe.
Well, maybe.
Okay.
I'm just gonna marry Bill Nyeand fuck.
I mean, what?
Wait,

okay.
You, you're gonna fuck Weird Owlis what you said

Kelly (01:02:07):
earlier.
You're gonna fuck weird.
Al I'm gonna marry.
Danny DeVito?
Yeah.

Carrie (01:02:11):
No, he, he's four foot 10.

Kelly (01:02:13):
Oh my God.
He's, he's dying.
He's dead.
Oh.
I'm gonna kill Danny DeVito.
Wow.
Okay.
You're killing Danny.
I'm gonna fuck weird Al I guess,but I don't want to, and then
I'm gonna close my eyes and thenI'm gonna run your hair.
Mary, his curly hair.
He's weird.
You should make

Carrie (01:02:28):
sure he puts it up first.
Yeah.
Cause you don't want that inyour

face.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, that's gross.
So, and then

Kelly (01:02:33):
I'm gonna marry Bill Nye.
Yeah.
So I can learn.
I

Carrie (01:02:37):
think, I think I married Bill n I think he

looks like he'd be nice to, I think I kind man.
And I didn't even have sex withhim once I was married to him.
Like, I would think I would justThat's very kind of you.
Thank you.
You, I'm a, I'm

Kelly (01:02:50):
a giver.
Guess what else I'd do?
I didn't even have sex with him.

Carrie (01:02:53):
Did, did you give your answer?
Yes.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Okay.
What would you guys do?
Yeah.
I would've married Bill Nye.
I would've fucked Danny DeVito.
Thank you.
And weird Al is out the door.
Yeah.
Weird.
You're

Kelly (01:03:05):
also, you'd right to like this shorter dude.
Like, God,

it's a new thing, honestly.
Like, try something new, Danny.
Well,

Kelly (01:03:11):
I wanna change my answer now, because I don't, he seems
like a good man.
It's, but he's just so tinyweird.
Al is weird.
Yeah.
He'd

creep you out.

Kelly (01:03:20):
But maybe, maybe, maybe it's weird in a good way.
Maybe not.
Yeah.
Maybe he's, you don't know.
I'll

let you guys know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well,

Carrie (01:03:25):
you let us know.
Yeah.
Because we all killed him.
Okay.
Now you gotta ask me, are youasking me mine?
Yeah, let's do it.

Okay.
Okay.
So we're gonna do ours just outhere?
Yeah.
Do the, the episode.
Okay.
Okay.
Carrie, it's a theme.
Okay.
Uh, we are doing.
Monsters.
Oh, Frankenstein.
Frankenstein.
Oh, Godzilla.
Godzilla and

Carrie (01:03:47):
Kong.
Fuck

Kelly (01:03:47):
Godzilla.
King Kong.
Fuck

Mary Kil.
Carrie.

Kelly (01:03:50):
King Kong.
Fuck them.
Yeah.
I need good choice.
I didn't get the name fornothing.
I like that.

Carrie (01:03:55):
I'm looking them up like, I like that.
I'm looking them up.
Just to like get a visual here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who was the first one?
Franken.
Frankenstein.

Frankenstein.
Frankenstein.
Kill him.
I would fuck him.
Why?
In my opinion, king Kong.

Kelly (01:04:07):
Well, but he's, he's also an

ape.
Yeah.
But then there's a big

Carrie (01:04:10):
lizard.
True.
Who's a lizard.
Okay.
So I think Godzilla.
I think I'm killing Godzilla.
Yeah.
I'm gonna fuck King Kong forsure.
All Mary Frankenstein.
Boom.
At least he's somewhat human.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cuz now I'm into, yeah.
Whatever it is.

Kelly (01:04:25):
God's a lizard.

Godzilla's a lizard.
He's a big, that's new.
He's a big guy.
Creature thing.
Yes.
Oh yeah.

Carrie (01:04:32):
Okay.
That's a good choice.
I have yours.
You ready?
So we've got, fuck, why don't

ridiculous.

Kelly (01:04:36):
You guys do this with hot people

like Brad?
Oh, we do.
Sometimes we do, sometimes,sometimes we run out of like
Brad Pitt,

Kelly (01:04:41):
Megan Fox.
Oh, those would be, those aregoodies.

Carrie (01:04:45):
Yeah.
But like, that's just not asfunny sometimes.
Oh, true, true.
Christine did Chris's last week.
Did I get Chris's?
No.
Who did you gimme last week?

I don't know.
Tell me.
I have a fucking memory of asquirrel.
Yeah.
Who did you gimme?
Go

Carrie (01:04:58):
week?
Jto.
Oh no, I was gonna do Chris'sfor you.
Um,

Chris, he,

Kelly (01:05:03):
you gave me Ryan's.

Oh, Ryan's, yeah.
Ryan played Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Gossing and Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah.
Right, right.
So yeah, there

Carrie (01:05:07):
were Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
I married Ryan Reynolds.
Just everyone knows.
Just cause he's so

sweet to He is good.
And like, one episode I gave herDavid BNAs, Chris Hemsworth and
Bradley Cooper.
So like I do slide them inthere.
Cool.
I always love that dude.
But sometimes you run, I dunnowho that is.
Is that his name?
Brianna?
Was that?
He was Brianna's.
He was Angel.

Carrie (01:05:25):
Angel on Buffy the Mount.
Yes.
I loved, I he was, he was on,uh, what's the one with the
bones?
He was on Bones.
Yeah.
Yes, he was.
I don't know his thought.
And now he's in, uh, seal team.
He's a Fox.

Kelly (01:05:36):
You guys, what?
Why do you know?
Well, I don't know because Iloved Buffy.
The vampires are so he was byCrush forever.
Okay, let's

Carrie (01:05:43):
hear Christine.
Okay.
Christine.
Okay.
It's Disney Edition.
Oh, gastro.
You gonna fuck'em

Kelly (01:05:48):
all?
Yeah, gas on.
Gas Don.

Carrie (01:05:49):
Gas on.
Is that from, from the Beast?
Tarzan.
Oh yeah.
Fuck him.
Hercules.

Oof.
Ooh.
Oh that's

Kelly (01:05:57):
tough.
Well, you fuck Hercules,obviously.
I think I fucked Taron.

Really?
You sure?
It's gonna be wild?
It's gonna be wild.
And I kill gas on cuz he's adick and I'd marry Hercules.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He can constantly like lift shitand do stuff for me.
He's an asshole.
He's a Kills the

Kelly (01:06:13):
beast.
He does?
Yeah.
Wow.
Beauty.
I feel like, I don't rememberthe movie.

It's, but Tarzan, I think that that was guest on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a dick.
A he is an asshole,

Carrie (01:06:25):
but some people are into that.
Yeah.

Yeah.
Totally.
But Tarzan, I feel like he, some

Carrie (01:06:32):
people like that.
Yes.
I get it.
I get it.
Like, you gonna be mean to me.
I'm probably into it.
Please.

Yeah.
No, totally.
Yeah.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck Tarzanor Yeah.
Fuck Tarzan.
I understand her.
Be wild.
It'd be wild.
Yeah.
That's how I feel about tur.
Uh, Tarzan.
Like he would be fucking nutsin.
Yeah, he'd be nuts.
He wild Now need me to teach himsome stuff and I'm willing to do
that.
Oh shit.

Carrie (01:06:57):
I want you to, you know that two weeks ago Christine
gave me Ronald McDonald is oneof my choices.

Kelly (01:07:02):
Oh.

Twisted Ronald McDonald, the Burger King.
Oh shit.
And, uh, the a and w Bear.
Carrie

Kelly (01:07:10):
killed the a w Bear.
Oh, these are pretty fucked up.
I don't know who you fucked thebear.
Like what do you do?

Carrie (01:07:14):
Uh, Ronald McDonald's.
Cuz he's got such

Kelly (01:07:16):
big, but he's a clown.
Oh, that be so creepy.
Carrie's

fucking him.
I, we just turned the lightsoff.
I kill him.
We turn the lights off.
Yeah, just get like, just likewipe it out.
Wipe his makeup off.
Yeah.
First, what do you think hewould look like without his
makeup on?
I don't know.
That's disgusting.
I don't

Kelly (01:07:31):
wanna know.
Oh, weird.
That's a serial killer.
I'm

Carrie (01:07:33):
gonna look probably He's a killer.
My options weren't great youguys.
Well, I had the W Bear in there.
Sometimes you

just have like, you run out of people so you, yeah.
Bring in the characters.
You have to close your eyes.
I

Carrie (01:07:45):
already have Next.
I already, I already week's.
I already did.
Next week's for you.
Oh good.
Yeah.
I haven't already written out inmy notes.
You guys should do

girls.
I do them all the time.
And then somebody called me outon Instagram.
She's like, how can you alwaysgive Carrie girls?
And I'm like, I just as carrie'sthe lesbian inclusive.
Are you kidding me?

Carrie (01:08:00):
We did a Spice Girls edition.
Oh, that's

a fun one.
Yeah.
That was really fucking funny.
That was on our first episode, Ithink.
Yeah.
Be good.
I killed Scary Spice.

Carrie (01:08:08):
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
I married a posh Spice.
Yeah.
I would marry her too.
And I fucked Ginger Spice.

Kelly (01:08:14):
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good choice.
Oh yeah.
I fully support your decision.
Yeah, I would marry baby.

Carrie (01:08:19):
No, baby wasn't, baby wasn't in the list.
She's she not too docile.
No.
Cause I only have three.
She me, I like, she's reallyobnoxious, very obnoxious I'd to
push her around.
She's just, she, she seems toosweet for me.
Yeah, she's too.
And as we, it's nice.

Kelly (01:08:35):
Show us the truth.
Not into that.
Yeah, it's true.
That's a valid point.
Okay, well, well that, well,

Carrie (01:08:40):
thank you guys for joining us.

Kelly (01:08:42):
Sorry we went off the rails here guys.
That's okay.
I'm sorry.
That's

okay.
What we were hoping for, I feellike we were just hanging out
with our friends.
We were, yeah.
And

Carrie (01:08:49):
it was great.
It was really

nice and people are gonna love it.
And we'll have you guys onagain.
So I mean, if you want to, wewould love, we'll never be back,

Kelly (01:08:56):
hang out, train.
It's been great.
That's great.
Okay.

Carrie (01:09:01):
Thanks for listening everybody.

Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.

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