Episode 15: Vegas Pools, Britney Spears and Salmon Sperm

Hey Besties! Welcome to Episode 15 where we discuss our trip to Vegas and the Pop Culture headlines we can't stop talking about. 

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Episode Transcript

Carrie (00:08):
Hey, it's Carrie and Christine, and we are best

Kristine (00:11):
friends.
Welcome to Two Babes Podcast.

Carrie (00:14):
We are two boutique owners located in Shore Park,
Alberta.
We have an online women'sboutique and we decided to start
a podcast this year just to hearourselves talk.
Absolutely.

Kristine (00:24):
And sometimes we just like to talk.

Carrie (00:27):
We talk too much sometimes if you haven't gotten
that from what's been happeningin the last couple episodes.
Yeah, we just like to justblabber.
What episode are we on?
Um, Okay, so it's a a million,it's, it's a little tricky
because we had like the, thein-between episode.
Yeah.
Which I didn't actually count asan episode.
Um, so we are on technicallyepisode 14.

(00:49):
Wow.
Yeah.
Or 15?
15.
15.
15.
three hands, three fives, threehands.
Wow.
Yeah.
And then the book club isn't anadditional, right.
Wow.
I didn't count it.
Look at Esco.
Yeah.

Kristine (01:04):
So.
Well, I guess we did threeepisodes in the first week.
I was gonna say that's 15 weeksof episodes, but no, that's not,
yeah, it's not.
That's not, it's not.
'cause we

Carrie (01:11):
did three skewed right away.
That's all right.
Boom.
Uh, we started June 8th, soalmost two full months.
Wow.
Three full months.
Look at esco.
Carrie's really good at mathtoday.
Yeah.

Kristine (01:22):
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You wanna talk about ourweekends?
Yeah.

Carrie (01:27):
Yeah.
Wow.
We went to Vegas.
For anyone who's not up on thehaps of our lives, woo.
I mean, if you follow us onInstagram, you saw Christine's
story.

Kristine (01:38):
Fuck.
That was funny.
Yeah, like that was funny.
I, I wonder if I could

Carrie (01:42):
replay it.
I went and rewatched it theother day out

Kristine (01:45):
of the archive.
Yeah.
I'm gonna see if I can replay itand just put it in the
microphone.
Because like it was, I'm noteven that embarrassed.
I'm not even embarrassed at allactually.

Carrie (01:55):
No, no, because it's fucking funny.
It was fucking funny.
Let's see if I can get it.
When I woke up the next morning,I was like, uh oh.
Yeah.

Kristine (02:04):
Okay.
So the first one was just aphoto and it said it wasn't even
like proper English, like therewas missing

Carrie (02:09):
words.
And you like, my eyes look likethey've, like, they're gone now.
Yeah.
That was my birthday.

Kristine (02:13):
It was.
So it says the podcast won't beuploaded tomorrow because
technology is a bitch andChristine is drunk to edit it
again.
Not words.
No.
Yeah.
So

Carrie (02:22):
what happened was, yeah, Wednesday I went to go upload
it, um, for Thursday.
And I, I always listen to thebeginning and the end.
I always just make sure themusic's lined up.
'cause that's just part of myprocess.
Yeah.
And the music wasn't there.
And I was like, to Jace, I'mlike, Am I like, am I drunk?

(02:43):
Do I, am I missing it?
So I played it again for him.
He's like, no, there's no musicthere.
And I was like, Christine, likesomething's wrong.
And I showed it to her and she'slike, oh my God.
And then you went on your laptopto see if like, maybe it just
didn't sync.
Mm-hmm.
That's not what happened.
No.
It just did lost all your edits.
It

Kristine (03:00):
completely reverted back to the original, um, which
is wackadoodle because likeYeah, it's not, So sometimes
Carrie and I have like, and bysometimes we, most times we have
side conversations that are likecompletely not relevant to our
conversation, and our podcastcan end up being like two hours
long.
And that's not the case.

(03:20):
That's not like, not what we'rehere for.
So I had to edit it out.
Quite a bit to make it, um,legit for you guys basically,
and take out any garbage.
So I looked through it and therewas absolutely zero edits.
And let me tell you, it took mefour hours to edit that fricking
podcast because I listened to itfull out and take pieces out.

(03:43):
And, um, You know, just makesure everything is, is correct
and it was gone.
So thankfully, I did listen toit before and I did edit it
before, so it did go a lotfaster.
It only took me about an hour,hour and a half to edit it
again, which is a huge pain inthe ass regardless, because like
I was a little bit hung t andlike I didn't, you know, I was,

(04:05):
I wasn't in the best of shape,so I.
I redid it, but whatever.
So this is the, this is thestory.
Ate, the podcast was editedperfectly and then Carrie went
to upload it and it was absolutetrash.
We have no idea what happened,but it went back to like the

(04:27):
original, which was likegarbage.
'cause Carrie and I were like,we had like conversations on the
side and like it just wasn'twhat we wanted.
So I tried to like, I edit itand now it's just trash.
So it's not going out tomorrow.
So like, forgive me, um, it'llgo out probably Friday.

(04:48):
I don't know.
You get what you got and pleasedon't come for me.
'cause, because Carrie'sbirthday gives a fucking break.
I mean, okay.
Could never do a story like thaton our

Carrie (05:06):
LA or lace.
No, no.
That's a two babe situation.
That is a two babes.

Kristine (05:10):
Like that's Wow.
I was full drunk, full drunkensituation.
Oh yeah.
Oh

Carrie (05:15):
yeah.
Like what time of the day wasthat?
Um, It was before dinner afterthe pool,

Kristine (05:22):
right?
Yeah.
So not, not great shape.
No,

Carrie (05:27):
that's fine.
Not, not

Kristine (05:27):
good.
Not good, but

Carrie (05:28):
that's whatever.
It's, yeah.
So we flew into Vegas on mybirthday.
Got up, I was greeted in thecar.
Jace handed me a beverage on theway to the airport.
So I started early, yeah.
At like 8:00 AM Uh, we got tothe airport, had breakfast, had
some, some drink po i a mimosa.
You had two margaritas.
I did have two margaritas, yeah.

(05:49):
Yeah.
And then we got on the plane andour flight attendant, the first
thing she said to us was, justso you guys know, I, I limit
your drinks to one per hour.
I was like, oh yeah.
She was

Kristine (05:58):
like, this is, this is my rule.

Carrie (06:00):
Thanks.
Happy birthday to me.
Wow.
So we, we were sitting up likein plus, so typically we have
more than one drink an hour, butwe were, we were limited.
Um, yeah.
So by the time we landed, I wascompletely sober'cause it was
less than one drink an hour.
Like she didn't really comearound mm-hmm.
Ever to bring us drink.
So that part kind of was lame,but That's okay.
As soon as we landed, we went tothe liquor store in the airport,

(06:24):
grabbed.
Beverages and had them in a limoon the way to the airport or on
the way to the hotel.

Kristine (06:28):
Yeah.
Yeah.
And had a tequila sample.

Carrie (06:30):
We, I had a mimosas or a champagne sample.
Yep.
Yep.
I had tequila.
Yeah.
And then we, she

Kristine (06:35):
said it was gonna taste like water.
Yeah.
By the way, it didn't

Carrie (06:38):
taste like water.
No.
I hate when they tell you that,oh, this liquor is filtered so
many times that you're not eventaste alcohol.
Bitch, don't lie to me.
That was fucking tequila.
Yeah.
Like that's gonna taste likealcohol.
Yeah.
There's no.
Like it's booze.
Yeah.
And it did, it just, yeah.
You're not giving me fuckingwater.
You're giving me booze.
Yeah.
So we, we got to the roomdidn't, didn't really unpack.

(07:00):
No.
Just kind of sorted our shit.
And then we went to, it's calledPlanet 13.
Yeah.
That was fun.
Yeah, it is, uh, the world'slargest marijuana mall.
And we went and got some gummiesfor our, uh, for our adventures,
daytime adventures.
And then we went back and wentto the pool for a couple hours.
Um, had some drinks in the pooland by some, I mean, lots,

Kristine (07:25):
yeah.
Loads.
It was so good.
And then we,

Carrie (07:28):
uh, we went out for dinner for my birthday.
I wanted to go to Mastros, whichis like my favorite Vegas
restaurant.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, I'm glad we kind of rememberit, but like by the time we got
there, like all of us were.
Completely

Kristine (07:41):
outta it.
Yeah.

Carrie (07:42):
Oh yeah.
I don't even remember likechecking in and going getting
seated.

Kristine (07:46):
Neither do I.
No, I have no

Carrie (07:48):
recollection.
No, none.

Kristine (07:51):
Oh, I think I went to the washroom right when you guys
were going in.
So Uhhuh, I don't remembergetting checked in'cause I think
I was out to the washroom.

Carrie (07:58):
Oh, maybe I don't remember any of that.
Regardless.
So dinner was amazing.
So, so good.
I had so much food that night.
Mm-hmm.
We kept ordering bread baskets,which is like such an amateur
mistake because it really doesruin your meal, but that's okay.
And then we had dinner and.
Uh, my hubby was done for theday he went to bed.

(08:19):
He's, he, he'll always give usone late night.
Mm-hmm.
He typically won't give us morethan one.
Yeah.
Sometimes two.
And so he went to bed and thenChristine, Jason and I went to
the piano bar in New York.
New York, which is a fave ofmine.
Yeah.
Was Wednesday night in Vegas.
So it was a little lame inthere.
Um, I was really dead and Iwanted, I wanted to request a

(08:39):
song from my birth year.
So we requested, uh, Dangerzone.
No one in the bar knew thatsong.
Just you and me.
I'm like, what?
Like, No one here has seenfucking Top Gun.
It was mind

Kristine (08:50):
blowing.
Like no

Carrie (08:51):
one.
Everyone was looking at us likewe were singing in a foreign
language and we were like, andmaybe we were.

Kristine (08:57):
And we were like dancing.
Dancing hard.
Yeah.
Like we were

Carrie (09:00):
really giving it all we were a given her.
Yeah.
And yeah, I was a little upsetthat no one else knew it.
And honestly, and then I said toeverybody, I'm like, I think we
should go to bed now.
Like it's 1130.
Like I think we've been drinkingsince eight.
Like, I need to go to bed.
I think we should all just go tobed.
And.
We did thank, thank God wedidn't yet because Jce already
wasn't feeling well the nextday.

Kristine (09:21):
No, no.
He was on a, he had a rough

Carrie (09:23):
start and like we, and then we just like rallied and
went to the pool, had a cabana,Ugh.
Pool for the day.
Spent the whole day at the poolthat night.
We went to Beauty and Essex fordinner.

Kristine (09:33):
Best dinner ever.
It was so

Carrie (09:36):
good.
So good.
If you've never been, and you'vebeen to Vegas and you like,
like.
Shareables, like appy, Cher's.
Mm-hmm.
But like big portions, not likethe little bitch portions we had
at that other restaurant we wentto in Vegas.
Beauty and ES six is such a coolvibe.
It's, it's located in the backof a pawn shop.

Kristine (09:55):
Yeah, it is so

Carrie (09:56):
cool.
Cool.
Like a secret, but not, we wentthere for, we had a couple
drinks and had lots of food.

Kristine (10:02):
Yeah.
So one of our, as a tablefavorite, um, was the, there was
these tomato, tomato soup.
Grilled cheese dumplings, andthey're like a single serve in
like wanton spoons, basicallybig spoons.
And uh, that was the mostdelicious thing.
So good.
Like

Carrie (10:21):
so, so good.
Nick doesn't even like soup andhe loves that.
Oh, it was delicious.
So good.
I would do

Kristine (10:27):
I wanna do it

Carrie (10:27):
again?
Yeah.
10 outta 10.
Yeah.

Kristine (10:29):
And then if you do get a chance to go, make sure you
get those.
'cause that Oh, absolutely.
Specifically was fantastic.

Carrie (10:33):
Absolutely.
So were the, um,

Kristine (10:36):
Pulled pork.
That was, that was such a closesecond for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That

Carrie (10:42):
was delicious.
Yeah.
And then we had some pizza.
We had the little French dip.

Kristine (10:47):
Yeah, those were really good too.
Do you remember my face when hepoured the OU on top?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like in it.
Yeah.
You were ready for it.
Yeah.
That was, you were, I reallylike presentations.
Yeah.
Like when we go out for dinnerand they do something cool.
Yeah.
I am sucked

Carrie (11:00):
right into the presentation.
It's why I, it's why I love themartinis at Mastros.
Yeah.
Because they pour it over thedry ice and it's like pH, this
beautiful presentation, which Itook a video of apparently the
other night.
Did you?
I apparently.
Oh, good.
Yeah, I, if I, if I was a littlebit of a different person, I
would be like, let's post thevideo of you guys singing me
Happy birthday on my birthday.
But no, I'm too far.

(11:21):
It's too much.
That's not a video.
We, well think that it's aprivate video.
Oh my God, you guys, my eyes areclosed for half of it.
I look like, I'm like, I looklike I'm grooving my.
Lost.
It's so funny.
I love it though.
Oh

Kristine (11:35):
yeah.
And the whole day I sang HappyBirthday to Carrie, but I made
my own rendition.
Yeah.
It was, uh, more like happymotherfucking birthday.
Yeah.
To motherfucking Carrie.
Yeah.
And I sang that all

Carrie (11:47):
day, day.
All times, all

Kristine (11:48):
day.
It was so funny.
Including in front of herin-laws, which happened to be
there as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so

Carrie (11:54):
love you guys.
So funny.
You actually sang it to me onthe plane and the lady in front
of us was like, what?
Dying

Kristine (12:00):
is happening?
She turned around and asked us,we were living our best lives.
We

Carrie (12:03):
really care.
We were, yeah.
So that was our second night,and then Nick spilled something
on his shirt, so he's like,let's go back.
I wanna change my shirt beforewe go out.
And then we never left again.
Never.
No, that's okay.
We were playing.
Um, would you rather.
For six hours night, all nightlong.
So much fun.
But we were playing like addle.
Would you rather?
Mm-hmm.
Like dirty.
Would you rather?

(12:24):
It was so fun, so funny.
So we played it for hours.
Like hours.
And so we all just like laid inthe room, like on our couches
and the floor.
If you were Nick and ChristineYeah.
And we just played, would yourather.
And had some more drinks andthen we just went to bed again.
A really like fairly earlynight.
Yeah.

(12:44):
We used to

Kristine (12:44):
chill.
It was nice, thank God.
Because we were pretty

Carrie (12:48):
toasted anyway.
Like we were pretty drunk.
Yeah.
It was time.
And like we had, again, we wereat the pool all day drinking.
Yes.
So like there's only so long youcan go and I'm more of like a
day partier than a nightpartier.
Yeah.
I would rather like be able toget up and get to the pool early
and like enjoy my day.
Agreed.
Than fuck it up by how we did onthe last night.
Hmm.
Did we ever, so last day again,went to the pool and then

(13:11):
Christine, Jason and I decidedwe wanted to head to the day
pool.
Okay.
So that's like the party pool.
It's called Liquid at Aria.
And um, Well, I'll fucking do.
I just came.
So I've never been like with howmany times we've been to Vegas
and how much we drink and party,I can't believe we've never been
to a day pool, like a, like aday club.
That also

Kristine (13:31):
shocks me.
Yeah.
Because we're, we are daytimepartyers.

Carrie (13:34):
We are So, like the fact that we've never been to a day
club is weird to me.
Yes.
But like we just have never doneit.
Yeah.
It's'cause we're cabana people.
We are cabana people.
And I.
After that experience, I canwholeheartedly say that I am
cabana people.
Abso fricking, literally.
So we get in, it's the three ofus.
We went there and we go and geta drink.
And as we start walking to thepool, all of a sudden I get a

(13:55):
hit with a face full of piss.
Not actual piss, but the smell,the smell of pee.
You guys.
I, uh, I didn't know.
We, I knew,'cause Nick has, myhusband's been to the Marquee
Day Club at Cosmo before, and hetold me that the pool's

(14:15):
disgusting in the water's rank,which I knew.
But I didn't know.
I didn't know that the pool wasgonna smell like hot

Kristine (14:23):
piss.
It was disgusting.
So when you're, when you walkin, so we ordered a drink right
away.
'cause like we, we neededanother one to experience all
this.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
So we went and got another drinkand there was literally nowhere
to stand.
The only place where you can gois if you have a cabana, a
reserved seat, or inside thepool.
There's no.

(14:43):
There's no space to stand.
No.
Unless you're ordering a drink.
So we're like, okay, well let'sjust go into the pool.
We'll test like we'll figure itout.
It's fine.
Yeah.
So we go in and let me tell you,the thick, hot, stinky water

(15:03):
Yeah.
Was something I have nevercouldn't experienced before.
I couldn't even

Carrie (15:07):
see my kneecaps.
No.

Kristine (15:09):
It was so cloudy.
It's only like three feet deep.
Like it's not that deep.
Four feet maybe tops.
Not even.
No, no four.
Three feet.
Yeah.
And it is so cloudy that youcan't see anything below you and

Carrie (15:22):
it stinks.

Kristine (15:24):
Oh, I'm kidding.
I'm actually getting,

Carrie (15:26):
oh, Christine was gagging while we were standing
there.
I'm like, do you need to

Kristine (15:29):
leave?
The thickness of the water wassomething I've never
experienced.
It was

Carrie (15:34):
so gross.
And the worst part is, if therecould be even a worst part is
they were throwing beach ballsacross the pool.
So as they're throwing thesebeach balls, the water from the
pool is like flingingeverywhere.
Yeah.
And like I've been shocked, likeit's on my face.
Yeah, it's so gross.
My face is pee now.
Yeah, I just, we didn't staylong.

(15:56):
No, we stayed for a couplesongs.
We finished our drinks and thenwe got the fuck outta

Kristine (15:59):
there.
Yeah.
There was like at least 300people in the pool at one time
and a lot of people on theoutside twerking.
Oh

Carrie (16:07):
my God.
It was a lot you guys,

Kristine (16:10):
which was great.
And like I am you, do you.
That's great.
I'm

Carrie (16:14):
glad that I loved watching and if you like day
clubs, that's so great, butlike, I, there is no amount of
alcohol I could drink to forgetYeah.
About the smell of pee.
So we just left.
And when we got back to the poolto go see Nick, he was like, you
guys need to go rinse off.
You all stink.
Yeah.
Like you all smell like pee,

Kristine (16:34):
like piss.
So there was like I said, like300 or so people in the pool.
And I wanna tell you that therewas not a single person over
near the washroom.
No.
Like

Carrie (16:45):
empty?
No, there was no one in that

Kristine (16:47):
bathroom when we were exiting.
Like we exited the wrong way andwe passed by the bathroom and
there was not a soul.
Not a soul to be seen.
And like they were all justpeeing

Carrie (16:57):
in the pool.
In the pool.
Pool.
So much pee in the pool.
I just can't, you guys, I justthick pea.
I've, I saw, I went, Iconquered.
Yeah.
And I am never going back again.
I can't, I'm, I'm all about thepool we go to.
It's a smaller pool.
There's cabanas, there's no peasmell.

(17:17):
Yeah.
So now we know it's not for us.
And then that night we went tothe country bar

Kristine (17:23):
that was, I was having a root tune time.
Yeah, you were.
I like for somebody who doesn'tlisten to country music, other
than with you guys.
Yeah.
I was having the, in the time ofmy life.
Yeah.
I would do that again.
It was over and over again.
Loved it.
There was, um, uh, an artistthere.

(17:44):
What was his name?
Do you remember?
Not, I couldn't tell you tolisten English.
I have follow him on Instagram,but anyway, he was

Carrie (17:49):
music.
So good.
So there's always a live band,live music on Friday nights at
Stony.
If you've ever, if you likecountry music and you go to
Vegas, um, I highly recommendStony'cause it's a lot of fun.
Friday nights, they do have alive band, live music there.
Um, I also would recommendbrushing up on your, uh, line
dancing skills.
Because they line danced thereall night long, and I didn't

(18:10):
know any of them.
And I tried a couple and I wasnot hip with the kids.
Yeah,

Kristine (18:17):
I, uh, didn't, I didn't fare very well.

Carrie (18:20):
No, no.
So we danced it up at sStoney's, we're all dressed in
our cowboy gear, had so muchfun.
Um, partied it up.
Danced a lot, and, uh, Then wedecided to leave.
Yeah.
When, I mean they kicked us out.
It was last call, like not pastlast call.
It was, it was, it was time toleave.
Like the lights were on.

(18:40):
Oh yeah.
The ugly lights came on.
Yeah.
And so we decided to leave andwe Ubered back to the hotel and
we walked in the back door andwe all kind of looked at each
other and I was like, we shouldgo to Juul.
Yeah.
That's the nightclub in, inAria.
And so we did.

Kristine (18:55):
And it was so much fun.

Carrie (18:58):
It was fun.
I think we were probably onlythere for an hour before it
closed.
'cause again, they turned theugly lights on and, uh, we, we
danced it up, hooped it up, hadsome more drinks, had yeah, lots
of drinks.
Met some weird people.
Yep.
And, uh, then we went back tothe room at four in the morning,
three 30,

Kristine (19:15):
let's call it three 30.
I don't think so.
I think it was later than that.
Maybe?
I don't think so.
'cause we,

Carrie (19:21):
no, you went to sleep at 3 45 and I ate at four.
I ate, we had to order roomservice like I was, I was
hungry.
I was so hungry.
'cause at 3 38 I was alreadydrinking champagne.
Oh,

Kristine (19:35):
oh yeah.
Right.
You did have that photo.

Carrie (19:37):
Yeah.
So we went to the fridge.
There was no drinks left.
We drank them all, which is sounusual for us.
Yeah.
And uh, there was a bottle ofchampagne in there that, uh, Our
host had left us in our, in ourfridge.
And so I opened it and we wereall drinking out of this
champagne bottle, dancing tomusic in the living room of our
room.

Kristine (19:56):
That was so much fun.
That was fun.
Like the loud

Carrie (20:00):
music, I was blaring Hardy boots, stomping, we were
boots stomping, we were bowling.

Kristine (20:06):
Yeah.
We had we're, we had the, it waslike the hangover style case.
So we had like these, um, Woodenballs.
Like decor.
Decor in a bowl.
Yeah.
But they were, they made perfectbowling balls.
They did.
So

Carrie (20:19):
what did we set up?
Um, the pool cups.
The plastic pool cups.
Oh, right.
We set those up in a V formationYes.
And bowl.
And we bowled,

Kristine (20:27):
but they.
More or less just hit walls.
Walls.
It was so fucking funny.

Carrie (20:32):
That was funny.
And then you had to go to bed.
I did.
I wasn't doing so hot.
And then the three of us waitedfor our food to get there.
We ate.
And then you know how theysometimes bring you water in?
Like those big crafts?
They brought us two of those andwe were just like chugging these
crafts.
I swear to you that craft ofwater is what saved my life.
Probably.
Yeah.
'cause I ate, like I ate a full.
B l t sandwich.

(20:53):
Oh, I'm so sad.
I missed, missed it.
I ate a whole bag of fries and Idrank an entire carafe of water
before bed.
Good.
And then I woke up the next dayfeeling fine.
I was tired.
Yeah.
'cause it was, I, I didn't crawlinto bed till five, but I, I was
living, yeah.
Christine was not living I.

Kristine (21:11):
I've never woken up so ill, in my entire lifetime.
I, you couldn't even look at mewithout me, like writhing in
pain.
Yeah.
Like I was not okay.
Um, everybody was gone.
Jace.
Left.
Where'd he go?
He came to the pool with us.
Okay.
Right.
So yeah.
You guys were going down to thepool already?

(21:31):
Nick and I went to the pool atlike eight

Carrie (21:32):
30.
Yeah, like that's impressive.
We were in line when it openedat nine.
That's

Kristine (21:37):
wild.
Yeah.
So you guys were down to thepool.
Jace left.
'cause I couldn't, he couldn'teven look at me, but I told him,
I was like, okay,'cause I had aplan.
I was gonna go get an IVdownstairs.
Um, they offer them there, whichis amazing.
Um, I did in fact go get an IVand I walked up and the guy was
like, super helpful and I waslike, Hey, I need an iv.

(21:57):
I think I'm dying.
Please save my life.
And he is like, okay.
He's like, well, let me see whattime I can get you in today.
And I'm like, no, sir.
Um, I have to be on a plane intwo hours, so like, you need to
save my life right now.
And he's like, oh shit.
Okay.
So he like, Went back and talkedto the nurses and like they were
able to help me out, get me tolike a, it felt like a spare

(22:19):
room of theirs.
But anyway, so I got in, theyhooked me up with the iv and
that was absolutely thelifesaver.
I still felt like absolutegarbage the entire day.
Mm-hmm.
And if that, if I didn't get theiv, I don't think I'd be here
today.

Carrie (22:36):
We went out to leave you.
Yeah, just leave me.
I was

Kristine (22:40):
so, so ill.
Yeah.
Everything hurt in my body.
Yeah.
Yeah, I couldn't even get, Icouldn't even put a bra on to go
downstairs.
Like I just put a t-shirt onwith a bathing suit.
With a bathing suit top.
Like it was a, I was, I've neverdone had a night like that in
Vegas where I thought I wasactually on my deathbed.

(23:02):
Yeah, yeah.
But it was a lot of fun and Iwouldn't, I, I would a hundred
percent do it again.
Yeah, totally.

Carrie (23:07):
You just maybe would drink some water or some food
before bed and

Kristine (23:10):
I didn't.
That's like, Uh, they did orderme food.
Yeah.
But I couldn't eat it.
I was gone to bed, like

Carrie (23:16):
I was just dead.
I tried to wake you up to eatit, but you, I couldn't.
And Jace was like, well tryagain.
I'm like, how many times am Igoing to try sir?
Yeah.
I couldn't, I

Kristine (23:24):
couldn't wake up.
I couldn't wake you up.
No.
Was done.
But I mean, when, as soon as wegot to Stony, I had like four
twisted teas to your guys'.
One drink.
Yeah.
Like I was ready to go.
Yeah.
And I, it was so much fun that Ican't remember the guy who, uh,
was playing there again, but hewas recording, um, music video.
The music video.
So Carrie and I were boppingwith the

Carrie (23:46):
kids.
Yeah.
It was so much fun.
I mean, at least there was otherolder people there.
It wasn't just us.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
So that was our trip, you guys,that was a 20 minute recap of
our weekend and like, yeah, I'm,I'm gonna have to not have a
drink for.
Long time here.
Seriously, it's um, summer isover.
It's time to detox.

(24:07):
It

Kristine (24:07):
is detox time, baby.
Um, also, I just wanna tell youguys that um, I did the wedding,
my sister's wedding, and itactually turned out really nice.
Um, I was, like I said, I wasthe officiant and I performed
the ceremony and I did itwithout even stuttering.
It was so good, so proud, and,which is like unusual for me
'cause I do.
Stutter and I do mess up mywords, especially with my

(24:30):
Invisalign and stuff in, and I'mjust a nervous person.
Especially if you're

Carrie (24:33):
like reading something.
Yeah.

Kristine (24:35):
Yeah.
And I did so well, so good.
I was very happy with it.
I did kind of block everybodyout though, like Yeah,
apparently my niece, um,Penelope was standing.
Right in front of Amanda andNick.
Like she doesn't go too far awayfrom them.
I have no recollection of herstanding there.
Oh no.
None, none.
That's funny.
So I think it was just like themand me.

(24:57):
And that's it.
Nobody else was there and nobodyelse was there.
That's so good though.
Yeah, it worked out.
So I'm very happy.
So if you ever need an knowfish, let me, you know, let me
know.
Pretty good on it.
Uh, we were J Jo, uh, seestuttering in.
Yep.
Talking for myself.
So we were joking around at thefire that night saying that, uh,
Jason and I should have our ownbusiness.

(25:18):
Oh yeah, yeah.
I marry the bitches.
And he takes the pitches.
Yeah, that's because he's aphotographer and that's fucking
funny.
Bitches and pitches, bitches andpitches.
Yeah, you're welcome.
So love that.

Carrie (25:28):
Yeah.
Um, anyway, um, have you readanything lately?

Kristine (25:32):
No.
Oh no.
I could.
I've been at Bad State.

Carrie (25:36):
Yes, you have.
I read the day after Vegas.
I, I read on the airplane, Iread like three quarters of that
book.
I did see you reading.
Yeah.
So I just finished it is calledBeautiful Stranger Perfect
Strangers.
Yeah.
It's called Perfect Strangers byJade.
T Geisinger, and she's the sameauthor who wrote Pen Pal.
So if you read Pen Pal on myrecommendation, um, she's the

(25:59):
same author.
And like when I tell you thatThe Twist, okay.
So I thought I knew the tw whatthe twist was gonna be, which I,
I technically did know.
But it's not the Twist.
It wasn't the twist, it wasn'tit, it was just.
I thought I knew and I didn't.
I did know, but that's not whatthe twist was.
Yeah.
So I wasn't expecting the twist'cause I thought I'd already

(26:20):
guessed the twist.
Crazy.
Do you know what I mean?
I do.
Like, I thought I alreadyguessed the twist.
I thought it already happened.
Fuck no, it didn't happen.
That was, it came again.
Yeah.
But I was like straight

Kristine (26:30):
shook wild.
Straight shook.
I have it, um, downloaded on my,uh, Yeah, Kindle and I do plan
on reading it.
Really, really,

Carrie (26:38):
really good book you guys, but be prepared because
the, the twist really, it reallyshook me to my core and I was
really upset for a while and Ididn't know if I was gonna be
able to finish the book.
I did finish it and I loved it.
It's a very filthy book.
Ooh, really good.
Love that, really liked, like, Ireally enjoyed it.

(26:58):
I just, I wasn't prepared.

Kristine (27:00):
Good.
I'm excited to read it,especially because I thought I.

Carrie (27:03):
I thought I got the twist and I didn't, you know?
Yeah.
I thought that was the twist.
It wasn't so, yeah.
Really good.
I, um, I liked it.
Yeah.
She's a really great author and,uh, I'm probably gonna read a
couple more of her books.
I just, I just hope they don'tlike wreck me like that one did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, I already startedanother book, but Good.

Kristine (27:25):
Yeah, no, I haven't been in, uh, good shape.
I haven't been sleeping again.
Since Vegas and I didn't sleepmuch in Vegas.
Yeah.
So I've just been, um, just amess.
And That's fair.
Kind of dead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not well.
So hopefully I'll pick it upthis week.
Yeah, this weekend I just wannasleep and yeah.
Never open my eyes

Carrie (27:46):
until Sunday night.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so excited for this longweekend.
Yeah.
I need, I was saying to you theother day, I just need a reset
so bad.
Yeah.
Like, I need Friday.
'cause the kids will be inschool on Friday.
I just need the day.
To like do shit.
Yeah.
Because I feel like every Fridaylately I've been busy.
Mm-hmm.
And Friday's like my typicalreset day, like I know lots of
people reset on Sundays, but Ireally like resetting my life on

(28:08):
Fridays and just getting itdone.
Mm-hmm.
And then I can enjoy my weekendand start my week fresh on
Sundays I can meal.
Prep and get all my shit done.
I haven't done that in so long,and I just feel like I'm, I,
like I said the other day,float, like, I'm just floating.
Yeah.
Like I'm just in this floatingstate.

Kristine (28:25):
I feel the same way.
I feel like every day I'm justtrying to survive it.
Yes.
So I can get to the next

Carrie (28:29):
day and to survive it, I need to get through my day here.
Mm-hmm.
And then that's it.
Yeah.
So, Next week.
I, it's my week.

Kristine (28:38):
I agree.

Carrie (28:39):
I just, I can't not have it be my week.
Like next week is

Kristine (28:42):
so busy.
Yeah.
we have the chicks concert.
Yeah.
Flying out for 20 hours to LA togo see the journals.

Carrie (28:48):
Brothers.
Like, I just like, yeah.
And then we're going, then wehave to do a live on Sunday
night'cause we're gonna 50 cent.
On Monday.
Yes.
So it

Kristine (28:54):
is like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
And I just like, it is, it's alot.
Yeah.
So like, I need, I know that Iam starting to run myself down.
Yeah.
Now, um, in hindsight, that'swhy I'm so

Carrie (29:04):
shocked you went for a run

Kristine (29:05):
yesterday.
In hindsight, I shouldn't have,but I felt good.
Like I didn't, um, I ate dinnerand I felt great.
So I'm like, Hey, it's just ashort one.
It's half an hour.
Yeah.
Like you can do it.
It's an easy run.
Like, just slow Joe.
Right?
Yeah.
And then I got back home andlike, yeah, I probably shouldn't
have done that.
And like I, during the run it,my easy run felt really hard.

(29:27):
Yeah.
So I probably shouldn't havedone it.
Um, But whatever.
I'm here now.
I'm just now I know.
And this morning, or last night,sorry.
I set my alarm and I set myalarm for six 30.
'cause I was gonna do a workoutthis morning and then I roll
over to Jason.
Like, you know what?
I think I just can't.
Yeah.
And he is like, shut your alarmoff.
Just don't.
Yeah.
And, um, that's why

Carrie (29:48):
I to that, so just so everybody knows, I gave myself
till the Monday of the longweekend Yeah.
To start working out againbecause.
I, I just knew this week I wasgonna be so tired.
Mm-hmm.
And I knew I was gonna be rundown and I didn't wanna run
myself down so hard.
Yeah.
That I could, like, I had togive myself a even longer break.
Mm-hmm.

(30:08):
So I told myself this week I hadto reset my life.
Yeah.
And then the Monday of the longweekend, like, you gotta get
your shit

Kristine (30:14):
back together.
Yeah.
I texted Brenda already thismorning, my running coach, for
anyone who doesn't know I dohave one.
I texted her and I was like, I'mtaking a break.
I'm running myself down.
Mm-hmm.
I just, I can't, so whatever youput in the calendar this week, I
apologize.
It will not be done.
That's fair.
I just can't.
Yeah.
Like my elbows hurt.

(30:35):
Like everything hurts.

Carrie (30:37):
Yeah.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Vegas was, Vegas was like theend of your, like marathon that
you had mm-hmm.
Of like, shit, not a, not aphysical running marathon, but
your marathon of shit.
Like you had the wedding, youhad a half I, yeah.
You had Vegas.
We had like, like so much goingon at work.
Mm-hmm.
You had Jace's birthday, likewe've just had so much.

(30:58):
Yeah.
That like I just knew Augustwasn't my month to be a

Kristine (31:01):
person.
No.
So I am.
I'm being a quitter and I'mquitting this week.
I just need it.
If I, if I continue on this way,I am just gonna run myself down.
I know anymore.
I know.
And like, let me tell you, Iwill not be sick for the chicks
and I will not.
Be sick for the Jonas

Carrie (31:19):
Brothers.
No,

Kristine (31:21):
let me

Carrie (31:22):
tell you, I love that you have three concerts in five

Kristine (31:25):
days and like the best part is like completely
different genres.

Carrie (31:29):
Four days, four days, three concert in four days.
Four days.

Kristine (31:32):
So I'm going to be a dead little unit, but that's
okay.
So country.
Jonas, pop, rock, love them somuch, and then wrap shitty scent
like I am.
I'm very excited for all threeof them.
Yeah, all three of them give melike different happiness.

Carrie (31:51):
Happiness.
Yeah.
Nostalgia.
Two of them are very nostalgicfor me.
Yes.
I'm only going to two of them,so Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's, that's our life rightnow.
So if you also feel like you arejust thriving or surviving, not
thriving for August, you guysgive yourself grace.
Not, and like pick, pick a, picka date and just say like, this

(32:13):
is the day where I'm going tostart getting my life back
together.
Mm-hmm.
That's why I picked theSeptember long weekend.
'cause I knew I had four fulldays

Kristine (32:22):
to reset myself.
Yeah.
It's important and like I, Ifelt good enough to like, yeah,
keep going.
But then when I did it, I waslike, you're not

Carrie (32:31):
okay.
No.
And like, I just knew.
And there's nothing worse thanlike giving yourself these goals
and being like, If I would'vesaid to myself, for example,
Monday, I am gonna start gonnathe gym again this Monday.
Yeah.
And then I didn't do it.
I would've just felt guilty,disappointed because I didn't
give myself that goal, and Igave myself the September 5th or
whatever the Monday is.
I, I'm like at peace with my,yeah.

(32:53):
My, my laying in bed in themorning and not getting up.

Kristine (32:56):
I'm really, really excited to continue laying in
bed this week.
Yeah, like really excited.
Yeah, me too.

Carrie (33:02):
Okay.
So I know we've been talking fora really long time.
We do still have some episode togo.
Um, Christine and I.
We like shooting the shit withyou guys, obviously.
And those episodes have gottensuch a great response.
This one's gonna be a popculture.
Yeah.
Shoot the shit because, well,first of all, Christine and I,
well, looking up some likecurrent pop culture, realized

(33:23):
how old we are and how we knowwho no one is.
Yeah.
Like the

Kristine (33:26):
people that we're probably gonna be discussing
today in our pop culture episodeare people that like, they're
not like they're current,obviously.
Yeah.
But they aren't.
Um, They're not youngins.
No.

Carrie (33:38):
I don't know who any of the fucking young people are.
One of them's dead,

Kristine (33:41):
so, yeah,

Carrie (33:42):
like there's

Kristine (33:43):
that.
Yeah.
So yeah, we don't know who theyoung people are, so, um, but I
think the people that we aregonna discuss are very relevant
with, they are our listeners aswell, so.
Oh, totally.

Carrie (33:52):
We're just, we're just old and like, we just don't have
current stuff.
Yeah.
Like, I just, I just don't knowwho a lot of the current peeps
are, you know what I mean?
No,

Kristine (34:01):
no, no.
Like there was one, it was like,Heath ledger's niece and some,
somebody else on a date orsomething.
I'm like, I didn't even knowHeath Ledger had a niece, and
why is she doing this, right?
Like, that's so bizarre.
Um, okay, so why don't, um, whydon't we kick it off?
Yeah, go ahead.
Pick the first one.
Okay.

Carrie (34:21):
Britney Spears.
I feel like we could do a wholeepisode on Britney Spears, but.
I just, I'm so invested in it.
Yes.
So

Kristine (34:33):
if you don't follow her on Instagram or you don't
follow her on TikTok, you might.
Not know too much.
Mm-hmm.
But Carrie and I are avidfollowers of hers.
Yes.
Uh, because we just, we don'tknow what the fuck is

Carrie (34:48):
happening, so I can't, I mean, there's a lot of different
theories out there.
One is that she's just livingher best life and this is just
her.
Yeah.
Great.
Absolutely.
One is that she's having a fullmental breakdown and no one's
helping her.
Yes.
Which is awful.

Kristine (35:03):
Three to me, that looks like the most apparent.
Yeah.

Carrie (35:07):
But I don't know for, okay, so, and then there's
three.
Yeah.
Like, bitch is

Kristine (35:10):
dead.
I think she's dead too.
So do I.
Yeah.
If she's still alive, I thinkshe's having a mental breakdown
Yeah.
Of some sort.
And

Carrie (35:18):
she's not, we're watching it unfold.
Yes.
But what blows me away the mostis if that is what's happening.
Mm-hmm.
Why, where, why is no onesupporting her?
Where are the people?
Where are her friends?
Anybody.
Anyone.

Kristine (35:32):
Oh, and why isn't like now her and her husband are,
they're splitting up.
Yeah.
Um, but why hasn't he ever saidlike, you, you know, you guys,
she is okay.
Yeah.
Like she is alive.
She's fine.
Um, this is just who she is.
Why doesn't, don't actually saidthat.
That's

Carrie (35:49):
what I don't get.
Where, why has there been no,like, hey, I'm fine.
Yes, but this is fine.
You guys have all these theoriesall over the internet, but then
none of them are true.
I'm fine, but she never, notonce, she never speaks.
No.

Kristine (36:02):
She just does her dancing and, and sometimes she
likes

Carrie (36:05):
sing.
Yes.
Use things like, but.
She

Kristine (36:09):
doesn't say it out loud that she's

Carrie (36:11):
okay.
No, and I'm not much like, I'mnot a conspiracy theorist and
I've never like really falleninto conspiracies, but this one
I just, it seems too odd for me.
It is odd.
So part of me thinks like she'seither dead or they've locked
her in some sort of institutionsomewhere, and everything we see

(36:34):
is.
Like an AI version of her, orthere's someone pretending to be
her because there's enoughdifferent, like she looks
different so often.
Yeah, that it's wild to me.

Kristine (36:48):
And with in her posts, her.
Her actual posting, like thewords are always, they're never
consistent.
No.
And they're always, they, orthey seem like a, like a cry for
help of some sort.
Yes.
Like they never, they're neverconsistent.

Carrie (37:05):
So then, which scares, you know, and then, which leads
me to think maybe like she, sheis having a mental breakdown.
I don't know.
I'm just, it really bothers methat there has like, no one is
coming forward and so it makesme wonder like how corrupt.
That whole world is a hundredpercent

Kristine (37:23):
why?
Like her kids are quite, they'reolder

Carrie (37:27):
now.
Yeah.
They won't speak.
They don't speak up.
Where's Kevin?
Where,

Kristine (37:31):
where the fuck is Kevin Federline?
Yeah.
Why,

Carrie (37:33):
where, where are the people?
Where is anybody?
I don't know.
And you know, like she had that,I don't remember what year that
was, that she ended up shavingher head.
2008.
2008, she had that cry for helpback then.
That was her, that was heroriginal cry for help.
Yeah.
And I feel like she either, theyeither locked her up then never

(37:57):
helped her, and she's, wehaven't n we haven't seen real
Britney since then.
Sorry, 2007.
2007.
We haven't seen real Britneysince then.
Or she's dead.
Yes.
Which I'm still going for that,but I don't know.
Or.
She's just like, this is justher.
I don't know.
Maybe the, I don't know.

(38:17):
Have

Kristine (38:17):
you watched the toss about her, her dental?
Yes.
Like her teeth.
And how like people don't thinkit's real, Brittany because of
her, her teeth are sodrastically

Carrie (38:27):
different now.
So different.
And someone said, oh, she hadlike, um, like work done, like.
Like they put something inbetween to get rid of the gap
and it's fallen out since then.
What?
Yeah.
And why hasn't she gotten it putback?
Yes.
I mean, if you have a gap inyour teeth, that's totally fine,
but it just seemed, it just allseems so awesome.
It just doesn't add up.
No.

(38:47):
And I, I, I

Kristine (38:49):
just so desperately want her to be okay.
Yes.
And like, I just want somebodyto go like, where's

Carrie (38:55):
the, where, where's all the people?
That wedding checking wedding?

Kristine (38:57):
Yes.
The celebrities, the.
Hundreds of people that werethere, like why did they not
speak out and was

Carrie (39:05):
there like, but did the wedding really happen?
Because I've seen some thingswhere they show that there's
like Britney in like fourdifferent photos in the exact
same pose.
Yes.
Where it looks like they, theyphotoshopped her.
Right.
It I did see that too.
Okay, so this is like the rabbithole.
I go down, this is my conspiracyrabbit hole.
And I'm not, like I said, Idon't, I'm not much of a
conspiracy person, but like, I,I couldn't stop sometimes.

Kristine (39:28):
Yeah.
Well, like Selena Gomez wasthere.
Yeah, she was there.
There's, she's photographed withBritney Spears.
Yes.
Why isn't she speaking up?
Because something and beinglike, Hey, I actually was not
there.
Or Hey, I was there and she'sfine.
Cool your fucking tits.
You're

Carrie (39:44):
fine.
And there was interviews withher and a couple other guests
and they all said really similarthings about the wedding.
Yes.
And um, which is so weird to me.
And then, They also never oncesaid Britney's fine.
Why?
Why are you guys being so weird?
Yes.
Nobody said, like you.
They know.
Like you've seen the tos.
They're everywhere.

(40:05):
Yeah.
Like where, where's the, where'sthe people at it?
It's corrupt.
It's so weird.
It's so

Kristine (40:10):
weird.
I just don't understand.
It's

Carrie (40:13):
so weird and it, it just weirds me out.

Kristine (40:17):
Uh, like I wanna go do a health and wellness check
myself.

Carrie (40:20):
But like why has no one else done a health and wellness
check?
Or have they?
Or have they?
Yeah, and like someone's paidthem off and so they've said
nothing.
I don't know.
It's just too weird for me.
But why

Kristine (40:29):
paid them off?
Like for what

Carrie (40:31):
reason?
Well, maybe who, maybe they've,maybe they killed her.
I don't know.

Kristine (40:35):
I think.
I do.
I truly think she is eithervery, something is going on.
Serious mental healthwise.
Yeah.
And I hope to God she is okay.
Yeah.
But I truly don't think

Carrie (40:47):
that's a real Britney Spears or maybe she's in like a
catatonic state somewhere.
I don't know.
I have so many theories.
Yeah.
And you know, her dad controlledher stuff for so long and so I
wonder if he like, you know, waspretending she was still alive
and still okay because he wasgetting money from her, like,
Her state essentially.
Yeah.
And now it's just gone on toolong.

(41:09):
I don't know.
I have, I just have way too manyand

Kristine (41:11):
then like then her husband, Sam, I feel like he's
somehow involved in that too.
Of course.
He's like, how is he not?
He's a weirdo.
He is a weirdo.
And there's never, there wasthis one photo I.
Maybe I'll see if I can find itand I'll post it if it's still
around.
Well, it was a selfie of them.
Yes.
But there was no reflection ofthe phone

Carrie (41:32):
or something?
No.
In their sunglasses.
In the sunglasses.
What?
No.

Kristine (41:37):
But it was blatantly a selfie.
Yes.
You should have been able to seethe reflection or someone taking
your, or someone taking the

Carrie (41:43):
photo.
Yeah.
Was that when they were on theplane?
No, they were in

Kristine (41:47):
front of their garage.

Carrie (41:49):
Outside.
Yeah.
There's just so many weirdthings and.
Obviously, like TikTok blows somany things outta proportion, so
you, you can only believe somuch.
But yeah, I just get sucked downthat like Britney Spears rabbit
hole so often.
Big time.
Big time.
It's wild.
And what do you guys think?
I wanna know what you guysthink.
Yeah.
Do you follow?
Yeah.
This I need to know situation.

Kristine (42:10):
It's a lot.
It's, but anyway, I hope she'sokay.
That's all I ask for.
And what else?
You got up your what?
What do you got up your

Carrie (42:18):
sleeve, Carrie?
Um, well there is the whole.
Um, Justin Bieber.
Oh my God.
And Hailey Bieber.
So they were, um, doing a nightout.
I think it was, I think it wasone of her road, um, like
launches.
Yeah.
So it was, it was a, it was alaunch of one of her new

(42:40):
products, and so they showed up.
She's wearing this gorgeouslittle red mini dress.
She looks beautiful.
He is in a fricking graysweatsuit, half zipped up with
the hood on, and then a hat ontop.
He looks like such a goober andhe's wearing.
Um, yellow Crocs, which youcan't see in these

Kristine (42:57):
photos.
And like the hoodie, thedrawstrings are pulled all the
way tight.
So he looks like Kenny fromSouth Park.
Yes.
But he

Carrie (43:04):
has it unzipped Yeah.
Underneath there.
So he like, he looks like agoober.
Yeah.
And she looks amazing and Idon't, I'm not a huge fan of
hers to begin with, but shelooks amazing and he looks like
such a goober, and I just haveso many questions about what's
going on in their relationship.
I have,

Kristine (43:21):
I also have

Carrie (43:22):
questions like do they, are they like, are they just out
and about pretending they'restill married?
Are they actually still married?
Anytime I see them in public,they look like they hate each
other.
Yeah, they do.
I haven't seen them look likethey like each other in a
thousand years, and I just haveso many queries.
Like they posted.
Oh, he

Kristine (43:40):
actually just posted a very lovey-dovey photo of them
seven hours ago.
But like, it doesn't,

Carrie (43:46):
but the people that post the most lovey-dovey things are
usually the ones that don'tactually like each other.

Kristine (43:51):
That adds up.
It's just, it's just a bizarresituation.
Very, very bizarre world.
And I would be so, Pissed.
Pissed if Jay showed up tosomething, a work event of some
sort looking like that.
And I'm dolled up and look likea million bucks.
And she

Carrie (44:10):
looks gorgeous.
Yeah.
And again, I'm not a huge fan ofhers, but she looks gorgeous, so
they've got some weird stuffgoing on and I'm so in, I'm so
intrigued to see what happenswith them.
I agree.
Because it's weird.
And I also follow a lot ofthings about like how she used
to be such a big Justin Bieberfan girl for so long, and then
she ended up marrying him andlike, that's just so weird.

(44:32):
How

Kristine (44:33):
bizarre would that be?
Like actually like fangirlingand then

Carrie (44:38):
like dating, marrying that person?
Yeah.

Kristine (44:40):
Yeah.
I always think that about, um,Kevin Jonas.
Yeah.
And his wife.
Yeah.
Because they met like in Mexico,like.
Oh, I wonder if she like was aactual fan, fan and then she was
like, oh my god, it's Kevin.
Like I gotta be on.

Carrie (44:55):
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's so weird.
Yeah, it's bizarre.
So yeah, that was my, I saw thatthis morning on, on Instagram,
and I was like, what ishappening?
And why does he look like that?
I, one of her events, like, justbecause you're rich and famous
doesn't mean you can go outlooking like a complete goober.
Yes.

Kristine (45:11):
Like, get it together.
You are like one of the mostattractive humans on this entire
planet.
Yes.
Um, everybody

Carrie (45:17):
adores you and you look like that.
Yes.
Just get yourself together, sir.
Right.
But,

Kristine (45:23):
um, okay, so I have one, but I wanna open up the
article just so I have a littlebit more information, okay?
Okay.
'cause it's weird.
Okay.
So this is what the articleheadline says.
Jennifer Aniston reveals she gota salmon.
Sperm facial because she'll tryalmost anything once, and I just

(45:44):
don't know about

Carrie (45:46):
that.
Okay, so this is coming from thegirl that just like stood in a
pool of piss this weekend.
So true.
I mean, yeah, I Did she say itworked?
Did she even notice anydifference?
Did the salmon, what does thesalmon sperm do to your face?
Uh, we should have talked aboutthis in our skincare episode,
right?
Salmon spirit.

(46:07):
I mean, I put snail juice on myface.
That's true.

Kristine (46:12):
Okay, so ultimately she gave the unique treatment at
Go while She ent, she's notentirely sure she noticed a
difference in her skin.
Mm.
But regardless, she still putsalmon semen on her face.

Carrie (46:27):
Oh.
So she doesn't know if it'smaking a difference, but she's
still putting it on there.
She did

Kristine (46:30):
it.
Yeah.
She did it just once.
Oh, okay.
Just one time.
Yeah.
And that's the headline is theone.
The one where Jennifer Anistonunexpectedly slathered fish
semen on her face and like, itdoesn't honestly say much about
it.
And like she obviously had an,an another interview with Yeah.
W S J magazine, uh, publishedAugust 22nd, um, where she

(46:52):
explained the salmon spermfacial.
But like, I'm not on thatarticle.
I just think it's a fuckinghilarious that this is news.
This is, this is our current popculture news, salmon, sperm.
I mean, like you do yougirlfriend.
Yeah, you do.
If it works great.
I don't think I'll be puttingany And

Carrie (47:13):
and don't tell the men No, no.
Don't tell the men, don't tellthem that people are putting
sperm on their face.
Okay.
Yeah.
As a facial treatment.
Don't tell them no, they don'tneed to know.
Yeah.
So that was,

Kristine (47:28):
uh, probably the weirdest one that I have, that I
thought it was kind of

Carrie (47:32):
hilarious.
Yeah.
And so playing on this JenniferAniston thing, I read an article
about how Adam Sandler sends herflowers every year on Mother's
Day because he knows shestruggles with infertility,
which

Kristine (47:44):
is like the sweetest thing in the

Carrie (47:45):
entire planet.
I can't even, I, I already loveAdam Sandler.
Yeah.
More than anything.
And I just think that is thesweetest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Honestly.
Yeah, the sweetest.
So, so cute.
I

Kristine (47:59):
feel like Adam Sandler in real life would just be the
most genuine Yes.
Like genuine guy out there,right?
Like I just feel like he wouldjust speak to everybody's soul

Carrie (48:10):
and he's just a nice guy.
And like speaking of people thatdress like goobers, he often
does and Oh yeah.
But like why can he get awaywith it?
And Justin Bieber can't?
I'm not sure.
Well, he.

Kristine (48:19):
Doesn't wear hoodies pulled to his face like that?
Yeah, I guess so.
Like he leaves the kidney out ofit, I guess.
Yeah.
But he does definitely dresslike, like a goober.
He wears like oversized shirtsand shorts like all the time.
Like his shorts are likebasically at his ankles.
Yeah.
And they look, it looksridiculous, but um, I don't

(48:40):
know, but he's done that forlike his

Carrie (48:42):
ever, for the, his whole career.
When I saw him in, I saw him inVegas.
He did, I saw his standup showin Vegas and he definitely was
wearing like the oversized likeHawaiian shirt with a T-shirt
underneath it and big baggyshorts and then sneakers.

Kristine (48:57):
Yeah.
I don't know.
He can get away with it though,but I don't know.
I feel like Justin Bieber andhim don't like their comparison
is just, no, it's not there.

Carrie (49:07):
I just love it and I'm really excited to see his Adam
Sandler's new movie.
Yeah, me too.
It's on Netflix, um, and it ha,it got a hundred percent on
Rotten Tomatoes.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
I didn't even know that waspossible.

Kristine (49:20):
I didn't know that was possible either.

Carrie (49:21):
Yeah, so really cool.
Apparently it's really good.
I'm excited to see it.
His daughter's in it.
His wife's in it obviously,because she's in everything,
every movie of his.
Yeah.
So I'm excited.
I love that.

Kristine (49:31):
They just like, she's not like a big character ever.
Never.
She's just like the, a tinycharacter, which is always
there.
She's character.

Carrie (49:38):
Yeah, she was, that's my favorite in, just go with it.
She was his, uh, the woman hewas about to marry.
Yeah.

Kristine (49:46):
I just love it in, um, murder Mystery is that's what it
was called.
Yeah.
With Jennifer Aniston.
Yeah.
She was the, uh, flight.
She was the flight attendant.
Yeah.

Carrie (49:55):
What was she in?
Um, grownups.

Kristine (50:00):
Uh, lemme Google it.

Carrie (50:02):
Yeah.
I just, I love it.
I just love that she is alwaysin his movies and yeah, his
daughter's in, um, the new one,and when I saw.
Adam Sandler in Vegas.
His daughters actually came onstage and sang.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
And they're really talented.
It was pretty cool.
I just, I think it would be socool to have your dad be Adam
Sandler, but Right.

(50:23):
Whatever.
I just love him so much.

Kristine (50:26):
Um, I don't know, it's not coming up right away for me,
but she is in it.

Carrie (50:31):
So yeah, I just, I think, but either way, back to
Adam Seller, I just think he'ssuch a genuine guy and I hope he
actually is as genuine as heseems.

Kristine (50:38):
I think he, I think

Carrie (50:39):
he really would be, because I just think he just
seems like such a great guy.
And do

Kristine (50:43):
you know what I love about him is that he's, He does
stay out of the spotlight.
Yeah.
Like there's nothing No, there'snever negative about him.
No.
And it's been like that.
Like, I don't think he's everhad much negative No.
About him, which I love.
So he, I feel like he is just agenuine person.
Yeah.
He just wants to do his job, bebe the funny guy that he is.
Yeah.
And just carry on with hisfamily.

(51:03):
Right.
So I hope that's the case.
'cause I, I never see anythingabout him.
No.
Which is great.
No.
Um,

Carrie (51:11):
just that he gives Jennifer Annison

Kristine (51:12):
flowers, which is so sweet,

Carrie (51:14):
so sweet, so nice to be friends with Adam Sandler,
right?
Yeah.
What a

Kristine (51:18):
time.
Yeah.
Um, we had, uh, a recentcelebrity pass away.
Yes.
Bob Barker carrier

Carrie (51:25):
thought he was already dead.
I thought he was already dead.
You guys, when I saw it, Iwasn't even like, not that I
wasn't sad, but yeah.
Like I just thought he wasalready dead.
Yeah.
I thought he died like 10 yearsago.
I thought he, I thought he wasgone.
Right.
I didn't realize Bob Barker wasstill part of our

Kristine (51:38):
lives.
He and he was.
And he was still pretty current.
He was still doing things.
Yes.
Um, he was in a documentarything that I just watched
recently.
I did actually talk about it onthe podcast once upon a time,
um, about the prices.
Right.
And, uh, he was in it and helooked pretty fricking chipper.

Carrie (51:57):
Yeah.
Like he was doing great.
Well, I mean, he was 99.

Kristine (52:00):
I didn't go over a hundred.
Didn't go

Carrie (52:02):
over a hundred?
No.
Uh, when was his birthday gonnabe?
Um, let me look.
It's right away.
I think passed.
Yeah.
Like how close did you get?
No, he wasn't, he wasn't 99.
He wasn't a hundred.
He was supposed to be a hundredthis year.
Yeah.

Kristine (52:14):
Like, I think December 12th.
Oh.
December 12th.

Carrie (52:16):
He would've been 99 or a hundred.

Kristine (52:19):
Wow.
I thought it was like rightafter his, his

Carrie (52:21):
death.
No.
Didn't quite make it though.
Wow.
That's pretty wild.

Kristine (52:25):
Yeah, I really, I grew up watching Me Too Crisis.
Right.
Loved it.
And uh, the Game Show Networkwas like on every day, all day
for me.
And, uh, so, you know, I wassad.
So, so sad, so sad.
Um, he was a freaking legend.

Carrie (52:42):
He was, but I, I did, I thought he was already dead.
And when I saw it, I was like,what, what, what?
Isn't this guy?
Yeah, but no, no.
He's still kicking apparently.

Kristine (52:50):
Well, not anymore.
No, no.
Nobody was.
But he's still kicking now.
It's a problem.
But yeah.
That's a sad one.
It is a sad one, but, but Imean, He lived

Carrie (53:01):
a great life.
Yeah.
I was gonna say sad but nottragic.

Kristine (53:04):
Exactly.
Yeah.
Lived a very long, um, longlife.
Mm-hmm.
And he was, uh, just killing itwith the prizes.
Right.
That documentary was so good.

Carrie (53:13):
I love how she loved Doc documentary.
It's so good.
Yeah.
It was about this,

Kristine (53:16):
uh, guy who was so obsessed and fascinated by it
that he started figuring out.
How to beat it.
And he actually gave, um, theanswer, um, for the final
showdown or whatever it'scalled, um, to somebody in the
audience and they ended upwinning.
Or like, he kind of like nudgedit.
And so like there's this bigconspiracy like, did he actually

(53:39):
give it to them or whatever.
And he, yeah, in my opinion hedid.
But it was crazy and it's neverhappened before.
It was when Drew Carey was onthe show, it was very, just
watch it.
It was so good.
Just watch

Carrie (53:51):
this.
Price is right.
Documentary and

Kristine (53:52):
then let's talk about it.
Let's gab about it.
I just, I

Carrie (53:55):
don't, I just, I'm not a documentary gal.

Kristine (53:57):
No, no.
I can sit there

Carrie (53:59):
and watch them for forever.
I know.
Did you ever watch the one on,um, I.
What's that music festival?
The fire one?

Kristine (54:07):
No, A

Carrie (54:09):
Woodstock.
Yeah, the Woodstock one.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
You did watch it?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That was good.
That one I did watch.
But they're just, you know,they're fine.
Yeah.
I love them.
How does Nick, he watches'em allthe

Kristine (54:19):
time.
Yeah.
No matter what they are, like, Ican get into it.
Yeah.
Anything.
It could be history related.
It

Carrie (54:25):
could be, yeah.
Nick watches them all the time.
Yeah.
And it, like, they're fine.
It just, it's not something Iwould choose to put on.

Kristine (54:31):
Yeah.
Sometimes him and I talk aboutthem.
I know you do.
Which ones we're currentlywatching?
I, I don't know.
I love it.
Mm-hmm.
Weirdos.
I know.
That's fine.
Yeah.

Carrie (54:43):
Okay.
So that's, uh, our current, thatwas, that is our current
episode.
Um, and next week we actuallyhave it planned.
We do.
Does that ever, does that

Kristine (54:53):
ever happen?
Nope.
Not here.
I don't think

Carrie (54:56):
that ever happens that we've had the next week planned,
but we do, um, what

Kristine (55:02):
we do.
Okay, so next week's

Carrie (55:07):
episode stuff your mom never told you.

Kristine (55:12):
Like that's gonna be a good one.
I think it's classic.
It's like stuff

Carrie (55:15):
you just, when you find out, you're like, whoa.
Yeah.
Where the fuck did that comefrom?
Yeah.
And why did no one ever tell methat was gonna happen?
Why?
There's so many.
There's so many.
So that's our episode next week.
Yeah.
Should begin.
Um, yeah.
So have a good rest of yourweek.
You guys have a good, nice longweekend if you're in Canada, I
don't know if it's a longweekend in the US either.

(55:35):
No clue.
But so have a good, nice longweekend in Canada and uh, we
will see you next week.
Okay, bye bye.
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