Episode 9: The Lavender Mash Up

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Kristine (00:08):
Hey, it's Carrie and Christine, and we

Carrie (00:11):
are

Kristine (00:11):
best friends.
Welcome to Two Babes Podcast.

Carrie (00:14):
We are the owners of Lavender and Lace Boutique, a
online women's boutique basedoutta Shore Park, Alberta, and
we decided to start a podcast sowe could talk

Kristine (00:21):
to you all.
All right, let's get started.
Episode nine.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Almost to that two hands, baby.
Yeah.
We're so close.
Next week's, the two hand weekcan, oh.
And we'll have to clap and roundapplause.
Yeah.
I'll figure out what button itis.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Good, good, good.
Yeah.
Oh, what a time to be alive.
I can't wait.
Me too.
It's good.
Okay.
We're really excited about thisepisode, so,

Carrie (00:43):
so

Kristine (00:43):
excited.
Jacked up.
We have.
Uh, we have guests.
We do have guests.
Two.
Um, two guests.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about ourweekend and get into all that
good stuff and then we're gonnadive right in.
Yeah.

Carrie (00:56):
Yeah.
So we have Isabel and Kelly herethis week.
They are the owners of Lavenderand Oak Home Home Decor based
out of St.
Albert.
Um, so basically on the otherside of the world, pretty much.
It's pretty far from here.
Yeah, it feels like it's thatfar.
Anyways, we're really dramatic.
Um, we are dramatic.
So they are.
childhood friends of ours andthey started their own business

(01:17):
a couple years ago and we arejust gonna have them here to
like really just shoot the shit.

Kristine (01:22):
Yeah.
They are freaking hilarious.
If you guys don't follow them onInstagram, make sure you do so
cuz they're honestly hilarious.

Carrie (01:29):
it'll be linked in lab.
Yeah.
Description for you guys.

Kristine (01:32):
Good.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Cause I'll probably screwed up,but Yeah, they're hilarious.
Um, if, if something sounds alittle choppy, it's because I
had to take names.
Out, um, just cuz you know, wewanna make sure we we're, you
know, we're good that way.
Yeah, we took some names out,last names in particular.
Um, so if it sounds a littlefunky, if it sounds, maybe I

(01:53):
jumped over something.
It's cuz I did on purpose editthat portion out just so you
guys are aware.
We're really excited to havethem with us.
Yeah, it's gonna be so good.
let's

Carrie (02:01):
dive in.
Yeah.
How was your weekend?
Kay?
It was really good.
Yeah, mine too.
I wrote notes.
I was with you for most of it.

Kristine (02:07):
Yes.
Um, and that's, makes me happy.
So Friday, um, I worked on andoff throughout the day.
Um, I also went, I actually alsoworked out that day as well.
One of my old friends, oldschool.
School friends.
Um, it was her birthday and shewanted to have a workup party.

(02:28):
Mm-hmm.
As you are aware.
I am.
Um, so I worked out at Raise theBar here in Shard Park at 6:00
AM Uh, it was, that was a toughtoughie.

Carrie (02:37):
That was really hard for me.
I want you to know that you werea really good friend, and I want
you to know if that you said tome, Hey, do you wanna work out
with me at 6:00 AM for mybirthday?
I would.

Kristine (02:48):
What if I actually said, Hey Carrie, will you run a
five kilometer.
With me for my birthday, likethat's what I want.
Would you do it?
I would.
Would you?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
I'll write that down 5K though.
Like that's my limit.
That's your max.
That's it?
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
That's it.
Honestly.
Can we do it high?
Yes.
Perfect.
Yes.
Cool.
Uh, yeah, so I did that.

(03:09):
Um, wait.
It was a lot of fun.
It was a great workout.
If you are local to the area,highly recommend raise the bar.
It's awesome.
It's women owned and women ranas well.
It's pretty

Carrie (03:17):
badass.
It's really, and it's reallyclose to

Kristine (03:19):
here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really so mean.
You pick up an order.
Yeah.
And go work out or No, no.
Go work out or come here.
Oh, you know what?
Do whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah.
You pick,

Carrie (03:26):
you pick the order.
We're, we're not here to tellyou what to do.

Kristine (03:31):
That was really funny.
Um, and then I got a tattoo.
Yes.
And Carrie came with me.
Yes.
She was my, um, well, she was mymoral support.

Carrie (03:39):
Your emotional support

Kristine (03:40):
friend?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It was, honestly, it was reallynice to have a person there.
It was a little bit of a longersession for me.
Usually they're just littlequickies, but uh, this one was a
little bit longer and in afairly sensitive area.
It didn't hurt too well or toobad, but it was really nice to
have you.
Yeah, so thank you.
Oh, anytime.
Honestly, it was really nice forthe drive there cuz it took

(04:01):
forever.
It's insane so far.

Carrie (04:04):
So far, Stephan, like, I don't like to leaving Sherwood
Park ever.
So Yeah.
As

Kristine (04:09):
you know.
Yeah, same.
Same.
So it was really nice to haveyou avoided at all costs.
Me too.
Um, so I got, um, Uh, twopuppies, one for my husband, one
for Scarlet.
And sometimes if Jace pisses meoff, then I'm gonna say it's
carrie's.
Mm-hmm.
Because they are the Augustbirth month we are.
Um, so it's really nice flower.
Um, and then I got a daisy formyself.
Um, so it's a little bouquet,um, which I, I love it.

(04:33):
I think she did such a greatjob.
Got it done at Color Max Inc.
Yes.
In St.
Albert.
Um, recommend Kate.
She was great.
Yeah, she was great.
Yeah, she was awesome.
And I like that she wasn't toochatty.

Carrie (04:45):
No, not at all.
Like that was, she did her thingNice.
She just did her work and thatwas it.
Yeah, I like that.
Some not quiet in there too.
It

Kristine (04:52):
was nice.
It was just very peaceful.
Yeah.
And it smelled very, like, itwas very clean when you walked
in.
Sterile.
Very sterile.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I enjoyed it.
So very nice.
Very nice.
Uh, Friday and then, uh, Idon't, I didn't really too much
after that Saturday.
Um, I watched a lot of lost.
I put that on my notes.
Lots of lost.
Lots of lost.
I am obsessed with this show.

(05:14):
Um, I've been, that's what, Ihaven't been reading anything
lately, so I'm gonna get thatout of the way.
I haven't been reading, I'vebeen watching Lost.
I'm completely addicted.
Um, I think we briefly spokeabout it an episode or three
ago.
Uh, maybe, maybe briefly.
Um, and, uh, I watched anepisode or two back in the day,

(05:36):
but I never really stuck withit.
Never really.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't really know anythingabout it.
Mm-hmm.
And uh, I was kind of cruisingfor something to watch recently
and I was like, like, this isthe one and I am stuck in it.
Yeah.
So that's what I've been reallydoing for the past.
Week of your life has been lost.
Yeah.
I've been watching Lost and I'm,any,

Carrie (05:56):
anytime you're like, yeah.
Oh, I'm on my way to come getyou.
I'm like, you're watching Lostright now.
Yeah.
You don't need to wait for yourepisode end.
That's

Kristine (06:04):
exactly, yes.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
So yeah.
I've been watching Lost.
I'm lost in Lost.
Yeah.

Carrie (06:09):
I, I started a new show too.
Yeah.
Charmed.
Yeah, you did.
And not new to me.
I've watched it before.
I.
I can't remember if I've watchedevery season before or if I just
kind of watched it when I caughtit.
I really don't know cuz itdefinitely was a long time ago.
Yeah.
So like you couldn't PV it.
Right.
But, um, it's good.

(06:29):
Good and kinda forgot about someof it, so I love

Kristine (06:33):
that.
Yeah.
Good.
It's a

Carrie (06:34):
really good, I'm, I finished the first season so
Good.
It's just a nice show that youdon't have to like, Really focus
on, yeah, you can have it in thebackground if you want.
I

Kristine (06:43):
especially since you've seen it before, like,
yeah.
Not like friends new, but it'sbeen hundred years, years ago.
Yeah.
Like watching friends now.
You don't have to actually lookat the tv No.
And tell you don't even have tobe in the same room.
No.
When you know what's going

Carrie (06:54):
on.
No.
I could plug my ears and tellyou what they're talking about.
Yeah, exactly.
But you know, it's, it's such agood show.
Yeah.
And I'm not reading anythingright now.
I do go to LA later this week,so maybe I'll get some reading
done while we're there.
Laying on, laying by the pool.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Where there's no ozone layer.
Yeah.
Anymore.

(07:14):
Yeah.
So I'll be under an umbrella.
Um, so.
So maybe I'll get some readingdone this weekend.
One of my favorite authors just,uh, put a new book out on the
15th.
So Nice.
I've been kind of chomping atthe bit to read that one, but

Kristine (07:25):
boom.
Sarah, Kate.
Yeah.
Nice.
I like that.
Yeah, she's

Carrie (07:28):
my favorite author probably of all time.
Um, so maybe next week I'll beable to talk about

Kristine (07:34):
it.
Oh.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What else have you, did you dothis weekend?
Well?
Oh, we hung out.

Carrie (07:39):
Yeah.
Saturday night we hung out.
No, I was really busy teachingJace how to get steps, and if
you follow us on Instagram, youknow exactly what I'm talking
about.
Because Jace was like, oh yeah,I'm trying to get 10,000 steps
today.
I'm like, well, I do that everyday, bro.
I'll, I'll show you my tricks.

Kristine (07:54):
Figure eights.
Figure eights.
It's very important.

Carrie (07:57):
I had had a couple beverage Ginos at

Kristine (07:59):
that point that was so funny.
And I hope you guys liked thevideos.
It was like Blair Witch Projectstyle.
I was laughing so hard.
The video was just shaking thewhole time.
But

Carrie (08:09):
yeah, that was really fun.
It was so funny.
We invited Christine and Jacejust to come over for dinner on
Saturday night, cuz um, theydidn't have, they didn't have a
kid so they could stay likeunlimited.
Yeah, yeah.
Unlimited hours, which was, and

Kristine (08:20):
we did, we did.
And just for dinner meant like,Eight

Carrie (08:23):
hours.
Yeah.
You guys came for dinner and wewatched some rodeo and we had
some beverage Os Yes.
As we do.
And then we went down to thebasement to play Mario Kart, but
then we ended up watching theAcademy Country Music Awards.
Yeah.
The entire thing.

Kristine (08:36):
That was really fun.
I enjoyed it.
I got a convocation.
Yeah,

Carrie (08:39):
yeah, yeah.
It was really good.
And then, and then we playedMario Kart.
Yeah.

Kristine (08:43):
I learned so many new artists.
I mean, not new, but like new toyou.
New to me.
New you.
New to you.
Yeah.
Some I didn't like.

Carrie (08:49):
No.
Yeah, I know.
Like that Hardy

Kristine (08:51):
fuck him.
I did not like him.
He didn't, he

Carrie (08:54):
rub me the wrong way.
It wasn't my favoriteperformance, that's for sure.
Is he

Kristine (08:58):
better or know?
Does he just, he personally, Ifelt offended.

Carrie (09:03):
He's open.
I didn't like, like he's openingfor Morgan Wall in the season,
so I'll let you know.
Okay.

Kristine (09:06):
Yeah.
Keep me posted.
Send me pictures, videos, allthe, yeah.
I'll keep you posted.
Yeah.
Um, I like to know more, moreinformation.
He rub me the wrong way.
Yeah, that's fair.

Carrie (09:13):
And then Sunday I did nothing.
And I know you were a little bitbusier on Sunday, but I did
nothing.
Yeah.
That's like my Sunday thingapparently is doing nothing.
Yeah.
I, I typically enjoy that.
We, we chilled.
Good, clean the house.
As I said, we're leaving thisweekend so I kind of did some,
made sure all my laundry for thetrip was done and did some
preliminary packing.
Yeah, good.
But I still have to finish thatup.

(09:35):
And then, uh, then we're leavingon a jet plane.
Don't know, I doll be backing.
I do know when I'll be backing.

Kristine (09:41):
Yeah.
Because I request information.
Yeah.
But yeah, give me youritinerary.
I'm very

Carrie (09:47):
excited.
Good.
We're headed down to la I'mgoing to the Morgan Wallen
concert on Saturday.
I am so excited.
Already have my fit all pickedout.
What did you decide on?
Oh, the same thing.
I wore a nickel bag.
Oh, I, I was gonna do something.
That's what I thought you weregonna do.
I was gonna do something likecute and fun, but then I'm like,
it is gonna be hot there.

(10:08):
Yeah.
I just don't want that.
Yeah.
I don't wanna be sweaty Betty atthe concert.
I'm already gonna be hot, so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good.

Kristine (10:15):
Very excited.
So good.
Yeah.
I'm excited for you.
Yeah.
I know the feels of like whenyou just love.
That artists so much that like,yeah.
You know, I get that.
So I'm very excited for you.

Carrie (10:27):
He's one that I, he's been on my bucket list to see
for a while and I am just reallyexcited because he is coming
here later this summer.
Eptember well to Edmonton OrCalgary?
Well to Calgary, sorry.
But you know, close.
And I just, I hate Saddled Domewith everything that.
I am.
And so when he announced that hewasn't coming to Edmonton, I

(10:49):
told my husband, I'm like, Iknow you don't really care about
Morgan Wallen, but I know youdon't wanna go see him at the
Saddle Dome.
Mm-hmm.
And he's like, no.
I'm like, Kate, these are thefour locations that I'm willing
to go see him.
You pick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we'll make a trip out of it.
That's so nice.
And he picked LA Perfect.
Um, SoFi's a really cool, uh,

Kristine (11:08):
stadium.
Yeah.

Carrie (11:09):
So I'm excited for that.
And we're just making a wholefive

Kristine (11:13):
day trip on it.
That's awesome.
Date night extraordinaire.

Carrie (11:16):
Yeah.
Seriously.
Going for some good dinners.
Good.
I'll fill

Kristine (11:19):
you in on them next week.
Yeah.
I need all the info.
I love food.
Yeah.
I'm excited for, uh, thepictures I'm gonna get from
Nick.
Yeah.
He always sends me food picturesand I love that he sends me
gross pictures and foodpictures.
So not of the weekend, but likejust pictures he finds on the
internet.
Let's be specific.
Like gotta clear the air there.
Yeah, he's, he knows what makesme tick and he'll send me that

(11:41):
and it's disgusting, but that'swhy I love him very much.
Sibling energy, big

Carrie (11:47):
brother energy.
I always say that.
Big time.
Yeah.
I love

Kristine (11:50):
that for you guys.
Yeah.

Carrie (11:51):
Yeah.
Okay.
But that was, that was the wholeweekend.
Good.
Honestly.
And I watched so much Charmed onSunday cause I just, good, I was
tired cuz we were up quite lateon Saturday night and then Nick
wanted to make chicken fingersat one in the morning and, and
we didn't get home till

Kristine (12:05):
2:00 AM one.
Was it one?
Yeah.

Carrie (12:07):
Oh, okay.
You guys left at one one, like.
15 or so, and then Nick wantedto make chicken fingers.
Well those prime chicken fingerstake 20 minutes.
Yeah, they do.
So I was

Kristine (12:17):
like, I just wanna go to bed.
Yeah.
Cause they're uncooked.
Yes.
So you have to like actually bethorough

Carrie (12:22):
about the cooking process.
They free forever.
I'm like, why didn't you justpick nuggets?
Yeah.
They're so much faster.
I'm, yeah.
It's two in the morning.
Yeah.
Like eat your nuggies and go tobed.

Kristine (12:32):
Yeah.
I think I was like dead in bed.
Like I think I just wentupstairs.
I don't even know if I washed myface.
Like I just, I had a bowl ofcereal.
Did you?
I poured

Carrie (12:39):
it while you guys were there.
You did?
Yes.
What cereal did you have?
Frosta Flakes.
And you're like, uh, they get sosoggy and Jason are like, what's
wrong with

Kristine (12:46):
you?
I don't remember this.
No.
No recollection.
Oh yeah.
I poured a bowl

Carrie (12:50):
of Frosta Flakes while you guys were there and I was
eating it as you guys wereleaving.
I had no

Kristine (12:53):
fucking clue.
Oh, I had no idea.

Carrie (12:56):
Wow.
Oh, also, I wanna tell everyoneabout any favorite drink.
It's not that revolutionary.
Um, but, uh, the tomatoes, thediet

Kristine (13:03):
Pepsi, the wild cherry flavor.
Yeah.
With vodka.
Just, that's all it was.
Yeah.
Was just vodka and the Pepsi.
Yeah.
It was freaking good.
Huh?
Was it cherry vodka?
Just regular

Carrie (13:14):
vodka.
Just regular vodka.
Remember I tried it with Jason.
I thought Jace tried it withthe, his cherry vodka.
Jace tried it.
No.
Okay.
Cherry.

Kristine (13:23):
Wow.
I had 10 twisted teas.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fair enough.
And half a one before I even gotthere.
Fair enough.
Okay.
So I had 10 and a half.
Yeah.
Oops.
And I know how many I hadbecause I brought so many.
Yeah.
Well I actually brought ittwice.
I had to go for refill.
Yeah, you didn't bring refillthe first time.
Yeah.
Jason's like, how many do youwant?
And I was like, five is plenty.

(13:44):
Like, that's enough.
Did you finished em beforedinner?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had to go back for more likeChristine.
Slow down.
You're not 18, you're fine.
But whatever.
It was fun.
Yes.
I enjoyed it.
And I didn't get sick the nextday, which is good.
10 outta 10 Anyway.
Okay, let's, uh, should we jumpinto our, let's jump into our
episode.
Okay.
We have something reallyexciting today.

(14:05):
We have some friends with us.
Carrie, do you wanna introducethem and bring'em

Carrie (14:08):
in?
Yeah.
So we have Isabel and Kelly fromLavender and Oak.
Hey, that was cute.
Do you wanna just say who's who?
So they, I mean, we are allgonna sound the same, but, okay.
I'm

Kelly (14:21):
Kelly,=the cool one.

Isabelle (14:22):
Isabel?
Mm-hmm.
The cool one.
Whatever.
We're Isabel and Kelly fromLavender and Oak.
Yep.

Kelly (14:30):
Ugh.
I love that.
I'm so excited to be here.
We're excited.
This is great.
This is fun.
Let's just say that this roomwe're in right now has good
vibes.
Yeah.
It good energy.
I like

Isabelle (14:39):
it.
It's fun, right?
Super fun.

Kristine (14:41):
Bright and fun and crazy girly.
Yeah.
It used to be the ugliest room.

Carrie (14:46):
Yeah, it was trash.
Oh, it's cute now.
It's beautiful.
And so we just changed itaround.
Yeah.
We did some pink chairs and we

Kristine (14:53):
did all of this ourselves.
Like really?

Kelly (14:55):
Even this?
Yeah.
Yeah.

Carrie (14:57):
Whoa.
Really?
Yeah.
Guys are fancy.
Yeah.

Kristine (14:59):
Carrie put them on the wall and I was on the floor
cutting them with like a boxcutter.
Oh.
On the floor?
On the

Isabelle (15:05):
cardboard.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Well,

Carrie (15:07):
I like it.
The only thing we had a man dowas, uh, hang the curtain rod.

Isabelle (15:12):
Who?

Kelly (15:12):
We don't need the
men.

Carrie (15:14):
No.
Okay.
Okay.
So we, uh,

Kristine (15:16):
oh.
Oh, Kate.
So we have some, uh, beverages.
Yep.
And I was really excited aboutthis part.
You guys ready?
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
1, 2, 3, oh,

Carrie (15:24):
film.
Love that.
I hope gonna sound cool.
I hope so

Kelly (15:27):
too.
Now we gulps.
Mm-hmm.

Kristine (15:32):
Yeah.
We try to like,

Carrie (15:33):
oh, I wear happy with my gulping.
It's very loud.
Yeah.
How is that one,

Kelly (15:38):
Jen?
Let me try

Carrie (15:39):
it.
Okay, good.
All if it's gross, have adifferent one.
Yeah.
Or just have another one.
Anyways.
I am not picky.
Actually,

Kelly (15:46):
you're hundred percent picky.
Very happy.
Who are you

Isabelle (15:49):
kidding?
I'm trying to be cool here.
Okay.

Kristine (15:53):
That's good.
I'm easy For our listeners, um,if you guys don't know who
Lavender and Oak is, why don'twe, uh, why don't you guys tell
us about yourself and about yourcompany?
Who are we?

Isabelle (16:03):
Isabelle, and talk.
Tell

Carrie (16:04):
us just who you're, just tell us a bit about

Isabelle (16:06):
yourselves too.
Well, we've been best buddiesforever.
Mm-hmm.
Too long and all.
You shut up.
All we ever wanna do isdecorate.
Yeah.
So then one day we got sick ofshopping and we decided to make
our own store.
And that's where Lavender Oakstarted.
Yeah.
Passion.
So we have a little home.
It's

Kelly (16:23):
decor biz.
Yep.
We're moms too many kids Forsure.
Lot of kids.

Isabelle (16:28):
Too many.
You have.
You have way more kids than me.
How many do you

Kelly (16:30):
have?
Seven.
No, I'm just kidding.

Carrie (16:34):
Shut.
I almost fell over.
Seven kids.
Seven

Isabelle (16:37):
dads.

Kelly (16:39):
No, I have four.
I have four.
It's still normal.
I feel like one more.
And it's like kind of like,okay, what's going on?
Oh, then people

Isabelle (16:45):
start questioning you.

Carrie (16:46):
We were saying that about five.
We think five is a little bit.

Kelly (16:48):
Five is like, okay, why?
Wrap it up.
Are you Wrap it up.
And like, oh, that's good.

Isabelle (16:54):
Sorry.
Delete.
Delete.
What'd you say?
Did you say what that, are youfarmers?

Kelly (17:00):
Oh, that's ok.
Farmers is fine.

Isabelle (17:01):
No, they know.
They know.
But like I'm just saying, myfamily, like they had kids just
to produce extra farmers, likeextra help on the farm.
So delete.
Christine.
Whole section gone.
It's ok.
Honestly, I

Kristine (17:14):
don't think it was that bad, but yeah,

Kelly (17:16):
we'll figure it out.
Farmers are fine.
Isabel and we live in Alberta.
There's lots of them.
Well I

Isabelle (17:21):
know, but having to insult them.
Okay.

Kelly (17:23):
Oh sure.
You're fine.
I don't wanna get you canceledanyways.
Love that.
There's four.
There's four of them, but wemade it two minutes in delete.

Carrie (17:33):
are you proud?
That's so bad.
You need to keep like rawversion.
I think sometimes I need tolisten to this for my own
pleasure.
Yeah.
Anyways, so you have, you havefour?
Yeah.
Four.
Yeah.
Is

Kelly (17:44):
has two.
I have two.

Isabelle (17:45):
Oh, Casey?
Yeah.
That's nice.
That's

Kelly (17:47):
a lot.
Oh, thanks Carrie.
She's like, see Isabel's.
All right.
She's normal.

Isabelle (17:52):
She

Kristine (17:52):
normal.
Yeah.
I'm laughing so hard.
I'm heating up.
I

Kelly (17:55):
know.
But yeah, so we're just moms andbest friends and we have this
little business going on.
Yep.

Isabelle (18:01):
That's it.
We need it.
Well actually it, it gave us anexcuse to.
Hang out more.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And pretend that we're beingproductive at the same time.
I get that more of it, but in

Kelly (18:10):
reality, we're just making dumb

Isabelle (18:12):
videos.
We do a lot of dumb shit.
Oh my gosh.
Your dumb videos are amazing.
They're like,

Kristine (18:15):
oh, they're bad.
that's why I wake up in themorning.
Sincerely.
They're so

Isabelle (18:19):
funny.

Kelly (18:20):
They're so dumb.
They're amazing.
Sometimes, you know when youwake up in the middle of the
night and you just question yourlife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So when I wake up in the middleof the night, I will lay there
and I'm like, what are we doing?
This is the dumbest shit.
I'm like, we should just deletethis whole thing.
Like, why are we, yeah.
And then I'll text this all thetime.
Oh.
And then in the morning I'mlike, okay, maybe it's all
right.

Isabelle (18:38):
Oh, all the time.
And I need your pep talkSometimes.
Be like, Kelly, I thought I putit all night.
Like I was real dumb.
What we just put up like, isthat too much?
Should we take it off?
You're like, no, no.
It's cool.
It's not.
I'm fine.
Yeah.
Well, we're just being ourselvesthough.
Yeah.
I don't know how to beprofessional.
True.
I True.
Can't even pretend.
No, US either.

Kelly (18:55):
We're not.
We're just gonna let her go.
We, but I think that's whatmakes you guys relatable.
Yeah.
Is that you guys are justyourselves.
You're not trying to be likethis perfect.
No version of who you are, youknow?
No, I don't

Isabelle (19:07):
know how to,

Carrie (19:07):
I don't how to, that's just phony.
Baloney.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the best.
A lot of people are like that.
Yeah.
A lot

Kelly (19:12):
of people are fake.
And I feel like what's nice isthat now, you know, whoever's
here, whoever likes you, theylike you.
Mm-hmm.
They don't like this like fake,phony version Yeah.
That you're putting out in theworld.
They actually like

Carrie (19:22):
you.
I have a really hard time when Ifollow influencers and I really
like them, and I think they'reauthentic.
And then the longer I followthem, I'm like, no, you're not.
This isn't authentic at all.
It's

Isabelle (19:32):
true.
Yes,

Kelly (19:32):
it's true.
It's very like carefully

Carrie (19:34):
curated.
Yeah.
You know?
And then I, and then I get upsetand I don't wanna follow them
anymore.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, exactly.
I know it's true.
It's really hard to find them.

Isabelle (19:41):
Right.
It is.
You wanna feel like you canrelate to people.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And you see like the darker,dirtier sides of people.
Yeah.
That's what I wanna see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,

Kelly (19:50):
and I also feel like if you put your authentic self out
there and someone doesn't likeyou, like that's okay.
That's fine cuz you're like,that's okay.
You're not meant to likeeveryone.
No.
Yeah, that's totally fine.
Don't lie to me.

Isabelle (20:00):
Keep scrolling.
I don't care.
Yeah, keep going.
It's, it's fine.
We're not meant to be.
Wow.
You have side effects.

Kelly (20:09):
Effects.

Carrie (20:10):
But that was fantastic.
You

Kristine (20:13):
do have side effects and I can't reach them and
Carrie has full control of themand it's my favorite

Carrie (20:18):
thing in the whole time.
I didn't mean to hit that oneand that I felt like that was a
really good time.
I was just turning up Isabel'smicrophone a little bit and then
I just hit it.
Am I, oh, I'm being

Isabelle (20:25):
quiet again.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Cree makes fun

Kelly (20:27):
of me.
You know what Isabel does inlife?
When someone says like, here we,what's your name?
She whispers, it's Isabelle.
I dunno.

Isabelle (20:35):
And I do, I didn't even notice until she made fun
of me all the time.
And now when I answer the phone,I'm terrified because she's
sitting there and she judgeseverything I say.

Kelly (20:44):
Every

Isabelle (20:45):
time is Isabelle and I have to say it right.
Cause she's like,

Kelly (20:49):
she goes, it's Isabelle.
And then every time you ever sayyour name, people are always
like, pardon me?

Isabelle (20:54):
That's true.
Sorry.
What's your name?
Like what?
Yeah, I know.
Okay,

Kelly (20:58):
Isabelle.

Carrie (20:59):
I get it.
I it is fine.
You're, I'm trying to you'redoing great.
It's just the three of us arereally loud.
I, I just, I just had to adjustit a little bit.

Isabelle (21:09):
I can just Cool.
Kelly.
I can watch this like

Kristine (21:12):
first hours.
This is funny.
Like I'm the happiest personalive right

Isabelle (21:16):
now.
Oh, so funny.
So funny.
Do you guys make fun of eachother too?
All the time.
Yeah, all the time.
I feel

Kelly (21:21):
like that is the sign of like a true, deep friend.
Yes.
Yes.
When you're like kind of friendswith someone, you still wanna be
nice to them and not like,actually be like, what the fuck
did you say that for?
Oh, yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah.
So

Carrie (21:33):
who knows?
Christine will do stuff.
I'm like, well, that was fuckingdumb.
Like, that was dumb.

Isabelle (21:37):
Do you regret

Kristine (21:38):
that, Christine?
I'm like, yes, I do.

Isabelle (21:41):
But she has to call you out.
Yeah,

Kristine (21:43):
yeah.
It's true.
Or like, we'll say something orwe'll do something stupid.
And we're like, we're just gonnareverse that.
Yeah.

Carrie (21:48):
Yeah.
Like, pretend that didn'thappen.
Nobody, never talk about thatagain.
Sometimes you'll start,Christine will start asking me a
question.
She's like, Nope, nope.
I'm, no, I'm not saying that outloud.
That was a stupid question.
I don't wanna ask it.
I'm like, well, you have to tellme now.

Kristine (21:59):
Yeah.
Oh, it's 99% of the time it'smortifying.
Yeah.

Kelly (22:03):
That's awesome.
Yeah, we're really

Kristine (22:05):
good at that.
But that's fine.

Isabelle (22:06):
That's good.
Yeah.
Sign of a good

Kelly (22:07):
French.
I have a burp and I want a burp,so, so just let it out into this
micro.
Let her

Isabelle (22:12):
rip buddy.
Let her

Kelly (22:13):
rip.
I feel like he'd be so good inthis.
Do it.

Isabelle (22:16):
It's gonna sound amplified.
I'm gonna wait it, I'm gonna

Kelly (22:19):
wait take.
You're gonna

Carrie (22:20):
let it like happen naturally.
Yeah.

Kristine (22:23):
I also wanna note that we have known Isabel and Kelly
for like our whole lives.
Yeah.
Carrie.
It's actually their age.
I'm the baby of the, thanks for

Kelly (22:32):
rubbing that one in there, Christine.
That's problem.
Christine,

Kristine (22:35):
I'm Kelly's brother's age.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
We went to my little brother.

Carrie (22:39):
Yeah.
Okay.
Not far

Isabelle (22:40):
off.
Are you guys up two?
We're two years.

Carrie (22:42):
Have you, have you turned 37 this year yet?
I

Isabelle (22:44):
did.
I haven't.
She loves rubbing that face.
Yeah, she's, oh my God.
I wonder what it feels like tofeel far.
Yeah, like

Kelly (22:50):
48.
Oh my God.
Wait till you're 48, midthirties over here.
Yeah.
Feeling good.
Sorry, this is the older side ofthe room.

Isabelle (22:58):
We're late thirties.
This is the youngins over here.
I

Carrie (23:00):
am still 36 for another.
Oh, stopping

Isabelle (23:03):
shit is for another run

Carrie (23:04):
in.
It's true.
It's funny cuz Christine'shusband is a year younger than
me.
Oh yeah.
And he turns, he'll turn 36, 5days before I turn 37.
So for those five days I'm like,you're the youngest.
We're the same age buddy.

Kelly (23:20):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So when's your birthday?
August 23rd.

Carrie (23:23):
Okay.

Kelly (23:24):
So you're a Leo, or no, are Yougo.
I'm Virgo.
You're on the cusp.
Yeah.
I'm so into this shit lately.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
What are you She's, I'm a Libra.
You're

Isabelle (23:32):
a Libra.
I'm a Taurus.
And Christina are a fuckingTaurus.
She is a Taurus.
You're a bull.
I am.
Know what this means?
I know everything.
I'm, oh, I'm a Ram.
I'm an Aries.
Yeah.
Wow.

Carrie (23:42):
What are you.
A Virgo.
A

Isabelle (23:44):
Virgo.
I feel like you mom,

Kelly (23:45):
you are a Virgo.
But I'm a Virgo.
Is Virgo.
But I feel like you also have alittle bit of that Leo, like
that drive the Leo little

Carrie (23:52):
bit.
Yeah, a little bit do becauseI'm on the, the 23rd is the
first day of Virgo.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And so I was reading the otherday about how August Virgos in
September Virgos are verydifferent.
They're different.
Yeah.
And I like, it's true.
That's really cool.
I slot right in there.
Yeah.
Well you

Isabelle (24:06):
guys are really,

Carrie (24:08):
slot was a really good word.
Thank you.
Yeah.
10 outta 10 for me.
You

Kristine (24:11):
do that again sometimes.

Kelly (24:13):
So you're organized and shit.

Carrie (24:15):
I Okay.
At work, like my, my life is alittle bit chaotic, but I like
things in order.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
And like, yes, if, if Christinewas gonna like type something
out and I'd be like, well that,that doesn't have capitals at
the beginning

Kelly (24:30):
of You're like a stickler.
Yeah.

Carrie (24:33):
Oh, a stickler.
Stickler.
Wow.
I need good words.
And like, if you're gonna make aWord document, it needs to all
look uniform.
It needs to

Isabelle (24:40):
be the same.
Yeah.
It bothers you.
Yeah.
Like

Carrie (24:43):
it's, if the F sizes are changing and there's no rhyme or
reason to it, I'm like, what isthis?

Kelly (24:48):
Yeah.

Isabelle (24:48):
Yeah.
I get it.
So

Carrie (24:50):
I'm very, I'm very Virgo.

Kristine (24:51):
That's Virgo.
Yeah.
99.9% of the time I'll like typesomething up for work and be
like, Carrie, just fucking takea look at it.
Yeah.
Just look.
And she'll be like, yeah.
Okay.
That I approve this message.
Okay.

Isabelle (25:02):
You have done well.
Yeah.
What are you.

Carrie (25:05):
Libra.
Oh, okay.
Kelly, tell

Isabelle (25:06):
me about Libra.
That she's a Libra.
She think it's the best Librabest sign.
You

Kelly (25:10):
think it's Libras the best sign?
Hands down.
She loves down it.
Oh, you're not joking?
No.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't really actually knowthat much about it.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah, you
do.

Isabelle (25:20):
You know everything about, tell me

Kristine (25:22):
about Libra.
Libra.
I need to know.
Well, I

Kelly (25:24):
don't really know.
You are there if, believe that.
I feel like it's like aboutbalance and I do think like I am
very much about balance.
Like finding balance.

Isabelle (25:31):
Yes.
She's what?
What were you called in inschool?
You were the conflict?
Re resolution manager grade six.
Wow.
Do you

Kelly (25:38):
guys know we had those at school?
Had no idea.
Well, she's very good.
If you had a problem, Carrie,you could have came to me.
I was a conflict resolutionmanager.
She's a personal, do you knowwhat?
Did you get a badge?
No.
That's

Isabelle (25:48):
wish, that's bullshit.
That would

Carrie (25:49):
be great.
That's bullshit.
Do you know what I found onSaturday when I was cleaning out
Brook's?
Uh, toy room?
A Ari pencil.
Never been sharpened.

Isabelle (25:56):
Oh, you better.
A blue one.
A blue

Carrie (25:57):
one Should put that in glass.
That's never been sharpened.
What do you pencil?

Kristine (26:01):
It was a blue pencil.
It had like gray font with theAri logo.

Carrie (26:05):
I don't remember this.
Cool.
I'll take a picture of it.
Do you remember send it to youguys?
No.

Kelly (26:08):
Isabel doesn't remember it.
Like yesterday.

Isabelle (26:09):
I have no memory.
It's like, it's like nothinghappened in my life.
I drove, I have very bad memory.
Drove pasta,

Carrie (26:14):
bk the other day.
I took Scarlet.
How?
How's it looking?
Damn.
Oh, it's kind of trashy.

Kristine (26:18):
It's like, man shit.
No, it used to be new andpretty.
I know.
It didn't, it didn't
look

Carrie (26:24):
good.
I was, to be honest, I was thefirst.
Great, great kindergarten.
Yeah, me too.

Kelly (26:28):
Yeah, we were like the og.
We went from kindergarten tograde nine.
We were the first,

Carrie (26:32):
we were the first students to ever do that.
Oh, sorry

Isabelle (26:35):
guys.
What was your question?
Whispering.
I'm messing up the podcast here.
I'm talking like diagonalgetting, we're all like over
whispering during the podcastand I'm talking to Christine
personally when, Hey, what areyou?
What grade?

Kristine (26:49):
I'm two years younger than you guys,

Isabelle (26:51):
so when did you Wait?
I

Kelly (26:52):
graduated.
Oh my God.
It's not that hard.
Six.
Six.
Shut up.

Kristine (26:55):
I almost said 2004, but that would be nice.
Yeah,

Carrie (26:57):
she was two years behind us.

Isabelle (26:58):
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That makes, so did you start

Kelly (27:00):
in kindergarten too?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Yeah, but Oh, really?
Like bk.
It was a nice school, but the,the neighborhood's a little.
Yeah.
I

Kristine (27:08):
drove past my old house.
Yeah.
And I was like, me

Kelly (27:10):
too.
I've driven past my old house inburn wood.
Like I lived here thick of itlived.
Me too.
And I was like, shit, this is alittle

Isabelle (27:16):
rough.
Will this insult the people ofburn wood?
That's,

Kelly (27:18):
well, if you live in burn wood, you know it's a little
dicey.
Like lock your

Isabelle (27:22):
doors.
Dicey.
I remember not liking walkinghome through it.
Oh, sorry.
Isabel and

Kelly (27:27):
Carrie were across the, the road in the room.
Screw you girls.
You guys were, Carrie was rightby the fucking lake.
I'm sorry.

Isabelle (27:35):
We, we live in Mel Woods.
We live in the Meadows.
Yeah,

Kristine (27:39):
we lived in the Meadows and then Kelly and I
were kicking it

Carrie (27:41):
on the west

Kelly (27:41):
side of, we're in the thick of it.
34th Street.
Yeah.
We were right in the thick ofit.
Man had weapons in our pockets.
No, what Christine?
It made us who we are.
I know.
It shaped us.
Whatever.
You guys are all posh on theother side, guys.
Isabella, your guys'neighborhood was like the
neighborhood to be in and now

Isabelle (27:57):
our neighborhood's little gone.

Carrie (27:58):
I know.
My parents.
Do your parents still?
Do your parents live therestill?
No, mine do.
And every time I go there I'mlike, what are you

Isabelle (28:04):
doing?
Kerry stopped.
Do they live in the same house?
Yeah.
Did the remember still living inyour house?
Yeah.
Oh

Kelly (28:10):
no, they there, there They still live there.
Freaking live there.
That's kind of sweet.
Is it
though?

Kristine (28:14):
It is.
I'm How is it now?
It's a good house.

Isabelle (28:16):
It's a beautiful house.
House is great.
How is a neighborhood though?
Cuz I've driven once.
It's fine because a lot

Carrie (28:21):
of my parents' neighbors are still like the originals.
Like they're culdesac.
There's a lot, lot of the OGsstill in there.
Yeah.
Okay.

Isabelle (28:28):
Yeah.
It's a nice neighborhood.

Carrie (28:30):
It was nice.
Yeah.
But then, you know, when youdrive a little bit,

Kelly (28:34):
it's supposed to get a little DIC and

Isabelle (28:35):
you cross 34 when you start driving toward my house.
Yeah.
Going down hill, bro.
It gets a little scary on thewest side of 34th.
Yeah.
Hit Birdwood.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.

Kelly (28:46):
Whatever burn wood shape does.
It did.
Yeah.
Guys, it's

Carrie (28:49):
made us love that Christine took Scarlet to see
your old house.
Yeah.
And

Kristine (28:52):
Scarlet was like, you, you live there.
Where's it, where's the rest ofthe house?
Cause it's, it's just very like,yeah, straight on.
It's very teeny tiny house.
Yeah.
But it has two basements.
So it's actually a, because itwas a four level,

Carrie (29:03):
it was a four level split.
Split.
So like, from the outside itlooks

Kristine (29:06):
beady.
Yeah.
She's like, where did you, wheredid you, where did you sleep?

Kelly (29:10):
That's, that's so cute.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, she's, that's cutes alittle confused.
That's really cute.
Yeah, my house was really smalltoo.
Yeah.
Like really, really small.
Why don't

Isabelle (29:18):
I remember you living there?
Because I moved to the otherone.
Did I like, did I not know you?
When did you move?
Sorry, I'm not talking to themic here.
It's okay.
Delete.

Kelly (29:28):
Delete.
I was like, shut up.
Isabel.
You saying that is so annoyingfor poor Christine.
I'm sorry.

Isabelle (29:34):
I know I'm ruining it for Christine.

Kelly (29:36):
I'm very sorry.

Carrie (29:36):
Sorry.
It's fine.
She's gonna leave all of em inthere.

Kristine (29:40):
Yeah.
I almost spit on my drink.

Kelly (29:42):
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was like nine.
Yeah, you would've known me inthat other house.

Isabelle (29:46):
I, no, but I also have like zero memory of know

Kelly (29:49):
anything in life.
I, I remember more about herlife.

Isabelle (29:53):
She died.
She knows more about mine.
Oh my God.
I get so

Kristine (29:55):
confused.
I get everything's a blur.
Yeah.
I need help.
Yes.
She'll

Isabelle (29:59):
talk about a story and I'm in the story.
Yeah.
And it was a deep story.
I remember, and I have zeroRecollec recollection.
She, Christine

Carrie (30:06):
remembers weird shit.
Like she'll be like, oh yeah,you remember so and so from
junior

Isabelle (30:09):
high.
Same with her.
Europe.

Kristine (30:11):
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I have very vivid memoriesof like people.
Me too.

Kelly (30:16):
I can remember people.
Yeah.

Kristine (30:18):
Yeah.
And I can pick them out ofanywhere just like I know you.
Yeah.
I don't actually know them.
Yeah.
I just saw them once.
Me

Kelly (30:24):
too.
I'll be like, I feel like I sawthat dude somewhere and then
Isabel's like, I've never seenhim in my life.
No.
I'm like, we were actuallyfriends with him in high school
and

Isabelle (30:30):
I have, I've never seen him before.
Yeah.
Not once that happened.
Like you don't remember anyone?
I don't.
I don't know.
Maybe it's cause you don't carewith me.
Maybe it's, you don't

Kristine (30:39):
really just don't really care.
You remember people but youdon't like pick, can pick him
out.
No.
Like you'd be walking through acrowd and you just like do your
own thing.
No.
You know why?
Cause I would be like, I knowhim, her.
I'm

Carrie (30:49):
a self-centered Virgo though.
Oh yeah.
That's why.

Isabelle (30:52):
Fuck.

Kelly (30:52):
I was gonna say, it's cuz you guys are from the Meadows.
I

Isabelle (30:55):
identify with this too.
You guys are two posh.
I'm, yeah.
Put two posh.

Kristine (31:00):
I just, we have to remember what happened on the
other side.
We

Carrie (31:03):
have to remember

Kelly (31:04):
to defend ourselves.
Yeah.
You guys are just across thepond.
Living it up on the lake.
Whatever.
That was like the first lake.
Yeah.
Whatever.
It was pretty,

Isabelle (31:14):
I dunno, you don't know you guys, I had

Carrie (31:15):
a fountain.
That's kinda fancy.
Is the fountain gone?
No, I just don't think they everturned it on anymore, but maybe
they do.
Shitty.

Isabelle (31:22):
Turn that on.
How was the whole outside it's

Kelly (31:23):
fountain.
Carrie?
Personal question.
Yeah.
Delete.
Um, do you, did the still liveacross the road?
No,

Carrie (31:29):
they're gone.
They're gone.
They moved.
Um, is vs.
Trying to figure out who thatis.
Who the fuck are they?
They moved like six years ago, Ithink.
Oh

Isabelle (31:38):
yeah.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Remember that my brother

Kelly (31:40):
cut her hair.
So my parents, my mom.
Ah, I remember that.
Yeah.
My mom used to babysit.
Yes.
Like lots of kids.
We had a shit load of kids atthe house all the time.
Yeah.
The most beautiful.
Like she was like Goldilocks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My brother fucking cut her hairoff.
Yeah, he would.
He did.
Yeah, he did.
And Oh no.
And her dad still mad.
I, we had like a surprise partyfor my mom and she was like 50.

(32:03):
And he came.
Yeah.
And he still wouldn't reallyspeak to my brother.
What?
That's

Kristine (32:09):
so funny.
I know.
Wow.

Carrie (32:10):
They were, yeah.
My parents were really goodfriends with them for a long,
long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They moved to their lake house.
Mm.
I dunno.
Hopefully

Kelly (32:18):
your hair grew out.
I don't wanna delete any ofthis.
So off she tells a pixie cut.
Yeah.
Shit.
Like

Isabelle (32:27):
Kate Goslin.

Kristine (32:29):
Oh my God.

Kelly (32:31):
It didn't grow.
That was shit.

Kristine (32:34):
Okay.

Carrie (32:34):
Wow.
Okay.
Anyway.
Wow.
This was, I was gonna say,should

Isabelle (32:37):
we end?
We went very sideways.
No, that's date guys.
That's

Kristine (32:41):
okay.
That's how all of these are.
Okay.

Carrie (32:43):
We, we, last week I think, or the week before,
Christine's like, I had threetopics.
She's like, let's just melt themall into one.
I'm like, there is no way Wewere making it through all three
of these topics.
Yeah.
No,

Kelly (32:54):
we barely need one.
But that's why you guys are goodon a podcast cuz you talk a lot.
We do.
Yes.
That's good.
That's good.
We do talk a lot and

Carrie (32:59):
you just keep it going.
Put it to use.
Yeah.
But we wanted to know like howyour husband's, how do they like
your friendship?
Oh,

Kelly (33:06):
how do they feel about it?
I feel like at this point now,We're just like all family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like everyone'sintermingled.
Everybody's

Kristine (33:15):
got, do you guys, do people ever question if you guys
swing people?
Yes.
We get that all the time.
Yes.
People ask

Kelly (33:20):
us if we swing often, but people more often think we're
just straight lesbians.
We get that all the time.
All the time.
A couple, which, yes.
Yeah.
Which honestly would've beenideal.
Yeah.
For me, I would have marriedIsabelle at what

Isabelle (33:32):
age?
16, 17, 16.
I would've eloped with you.
Yeah.
And I would've liked would bevery happily, very easily.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.

Kelly (33:39):
But no, we don't swing.
Although I did get asked toswing by a mom at school.
Oh, she did?

Isabelle (33:44):
Stop

Kelly (33:44):
it.
She did.
Swear to God.
I did.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Congratulations to you.
I accepted.
Like you've made it.
No, I don't think I made it.
I feel that's amazing.
Is it though, guys?
Yeah, no, it's very terrifying.
And she dabbles.
I don't dabble and swing me.
I promise.
It's not for me.
I know.
But yeah, I did get asked toswing.

(34:05):
I said no.
Yeah.
How did she ask you?
She actually asked me at abirthday party.
Oh God.
For the kids.
Well, that's appropriate.
Yeah.
That was appropriate.
Yeah.
Um, she just straight up askedlike, would you be willing to
Yeah, swing?
And I said, no, I don't wannahave sex with your husband.
That

Isabelle (34:24):
is so funny.
Or did she wanna have sex withyou?
I, I think that's, that was thegoal.
Shit.
It wasn't her husband.
It was her.
Yeah.
It might have

Kelly (34:33):
been.
Cuz she also made a couple othercomments to me after.
I love that.
Yeah.
Well I mean I wouldn't cuz it'slike, well yeah, it's kind of
awkward.
She's probably listening.

Isabelle (34:41):
Okay.
Well she's pretty active on herI Instagram.

Kelly (34:43):
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
No, it's fine.
I

Carrie (34:47):
mean she's the one that approached you.

Kelly (34:48):
It's true.
Whatever.
But it's just crazy that thatdoes go on.
But no, we personally do notswing.
Yeah, we

Carrie (34:54):
had you guys swing.
No.
And do you guys, about three orfour episodes ago we did kind of
like an episode about our familyand our like dynamic cuz we
spend so much time together.
Yeah.
And we, that's what we answeredcuz we get asked at least once a
week.
Do you all like, do you allshare

Isabelle (35:09):
husbands crazy?
Why would people assume that?
Because Isabelle, it's 2023.

Kelly (35:13):
Like

Kristine (35:14):
we spend so much time together and like we are all
really good friends.
Mm-hmm.
And it's not just Carrie and ourgood friends and then Jason,
Nick are good friends.
Yeah.
Like I'm really good friendswith Nick and mm-hmm Carrie's
really good friends with Jace.
So like they'll go off and dothings that they enjoy like
Jason, Carrie and it doesn'tbother me or anything.
And say with Nick and I, so, andwe we're fairly public about

(35:36):
that.

Carrie (35:37):
Yeah.
It doesn't bother us.
So

Kristine (35:38):
I think it people off it, the tears that there might
be something

Isabelle (35:41):
else.
I get

Kelly (35:42):
it.
Yes, I get it.
But there's

Carrie (35:44):
not, because Jason and I, we go on our annual, uh,
Haunted house.
Haunted house date every year.
Yeah.
Because Christina and Nick don'tlike haunted houses.
But Jason, I do.
I'd rather we

Kristine (35:51):
go but than do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So

Carrie (35:55):
Jason, I'll go out for dinner.
Yeah.
And last Terry gives

Kelly (35:58):
him a blow drop and then they just

Isabelle (36:00):
go the haunted housely as usual.
Just under the table at

Carrie (36:03):
Joey's or at the
haunted

Isabelle (36:05):
house happening

Carrie (36:07):
maybe.
What a lucky guy.
It's just honestly

Kelly (36:11):
good for him.
It's annual thing.
Good for you.
I mean, if anyone's gonna do it,it's gonna be Carrie,

Carrie (36:18):
be Carrie.
I'm so glad my in-laws listen tothis every week.
Oh

Isabelle (36:22):
God.
They do.
Shout out to Suzanne.
I

Kelly (36:24):
apologize, Susan.
Sorry.
Hey, do I, sorry, Susan.

Carrie (36:27):
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
So then we'll go to our hauntedhouse, Dave.
Okay.
Okay.
Last very innocent.
Last, last year.
He had a black eye.
Yeah, he did.
Why?

Kelly (36:34):
Oh, did you punch?
Oh, from the haunted house.
Did you punch him in

Isabelle (36:37):
the face?
No.
He had a Like

Kristine (36:39):
that they're asking you and not me.
If

Isabelle (36:41):
no, what happened?
Uh,

Carrie (36:43):
him and my husband went to the hockey game.
It was not me.
Him and my husband went to ahockey game.
They went to the casino after tolike have some drinks.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Jay's got bottled in the face.
Oh gosh.

Isabelle (36:53):
Yeah.

Kristine (36:54):
A guy asked him a question about like, who is the
best hockey player in the world?
Or something stupid, likesomething ridiculous.
What did he say?

Isabelle (37:02):
He said, yeah, he Connor mcd David.

Kristine (37:03):
Yeah.
And the guy took a bottle andhit him in the face.
And I What?
Being an asshole and didn'tbelieve Jay said he didn't
instigate.
Cuz he is a little bit of aninstigator.
Absolutely.
Mm-hmm.
And it took me like three monthsto

Carrie (37:15):
believe, to accept

Kelly (37:16):
that he was a victim.
Wow.
What?

Kristine (37:19):
Because he's a little bit of an instigator.

Carrie (37:21):
Yeah.
When he's drunk.
He's a little scrappy.

Kelly (37:22):
Yeah.
That's Isabel's husband.
He's fucking scrappy.
He getss into a fight every timethey went to the

Isabelle (37:28):
mountains.
He's like the protector though.
Like he's, well, he says he'sprotected.
That's what, but I sometimesfeel like he's looking for it,
but yeah.
That's Jason.
Yeah.
He is the one that will, he'slike the backbone of who's going
out.
Yeah.
And then he'll jump in therehappily.
Yeah.
He's like, well, I had to, I gethim.

Kelly (37:43):
I had to.
Yeah.
I had to

Isabelle (37:44):
set him straight.
Yep.
There was one time where, wherewere they going?
They went to Banff, like theirhusband husband's went Toban
together

Kelly (37:50):
first.
Yeah.
Day.
Yeah.
That was probably like fiveyears ago when Isabel's like,
just please don't get in afight.

Isabelle (37:54):
Oh, I told your husband.
I'm like, listen, make sure hedoesn't fight.
Okay.
Please.
Everybody knew he was gonnafight.
Yeah.
Well because he's just likethat.
And then they went and then Igot a photo.
Oh shit.
Sure.
Yeah.
Black eye.
His, his shirt was torn and hehad like blood on his shirt and
it wasn't his, it didn't looklike his blood.

Kelly (38:12):
And uh, how do you know what his blood was?
Well,

Isabelle (38:14):
cause nothing was bleeding on his face.

Kelly (38:19):
Yeah.
Anyway, and then he came backand I'm like, oh God, what
happened?
He came, he walked up thedriveway like a walk of shame.
Black eye?
Yeah.
Oh my
God.

Isabelle (38:27):
He was protecting

Kelly (38:28):
her husband.
My husband, yeah.
Uhhuh because I don't know, hesomething.

Isabelle (38:32):
Yeah.
What a sweet, no, some guy wastrying to suck or punch or No,
he was messing with yours.
I don't remember.
And then he tried to suck orpunch mine and then

Kelly (38:43):
my husband, so they don't they have a lifetime band from
that bar?
Yeah,

Isabelle (38:47):
probably whatever.
Was it the dancing sat class?
This, it, just another story?

Kelly (38:50):
No, what's the other one there?
Billy?

Isabelle (38:52):
Billy?
Was it the dancing Sat?
Oh maybe it was.
I think it was I,

Kristine (38:56):
it was

Carrie (38:57):
Perry and I know that Farwell, I was to get memories
there, fire.
They have a drink there calledthe time machine.
Oh, it's a pitcher.
It's a pitcher.
You get buck off of

Kelly (39:05):
it.
Like you're what?
I'm going to the mountains atthe end of the month.
We're gonna get that.
Hi, I'm come.
I'm gonna have the time machine.

Isabelle (39:10):
Can I come with you?
It really does.
Launch time.
No, don't let me come with yourfamily.
No, I'm going on a holisticadventure.
No.
Well, I wanna be, I wanna be in.
How fucking dare you not invite?
You

Kelly (39:19):
can come if you want.
You can come.

Isabelle (39:21):
Oh, really day.
No, I don't wanna come.
Come for a day, but I don'twanna come with you anymore.
You go do yoga by yourself.
Fuck you.
I'm not coming.
Never.
Yeah, if you want,

Kelly (39:32):
Are your daughter's friends?
Well, they're,

Kristine (39:34):
yeah, they are, but they're like, yeah.
Very sibling energy.
Totally.

Isabelle (39:38):
Yeah.
They're, they're close.

Kristine (39:39):
They're, yeah.
Eight and six going on nine andseven.
So who's, who's his youngeryours?
Mine's younger.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, so they just like, they'llhang, but like, they'll also
hang and not talk, Oh,

Isabelle (39:49):
they play, but like on their own hang out.
Yeah.
Yeah, kinda.

Kelly (39:52):
Yeah.

Kristine (39:53):
That's awesome.
And they'll like, they'll, yeah,they'll do things, but they're
also just happy to just.
Be in each other's presence.

Kelly (39:59):
Yeah.
But that's amazing.
Yeah.
I just remember this one time,it was the cutest, sweetest
thing ever.
Your son called.
Oh, I know.
Mateo.
The story like my boy.
So her son called my son, andwhen I answered the phone he was
like crying like her little guywas crying.
I think you had to put your dogdown.
Oh yeah, Diego.
We did Anyways.
And then he's like, I just got adog.

(40:19):
You said, oh my.
You said Yeah, he's dead.
Did you say?
Yeah, he's dead.
No.
Yeah, he's dead.
Yeah, he dead.
He dead.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Rusty died.
So I just

Carrie (40:32):
remember that's just you.
Who's nonchalant about your deaddog?
Christine.
Oh fuck.
That

Kelly (40:37):
was funny.
Sorry.
Carry on.
So you put your dog down andyour son called my son
FaceTimed.
I answered the phone and I'mlike, oh, are you okay buddy?
He's like, oh, I just gotta talkto Mateo.
Oh.
And then Mateo, I put Mateo onthe phone and he saw him crying
and they just both startedcrying on the phone to each
other.
We did.
And he's like, when you know,when you cry, I cry.
They're crying.
Oh, cat.

(40:58):
I was like, oh my God, that's socute.
This is

Isabelle (41:00):
the cute.
No, it's a real love.
Like I feel like our spawn havebecome us.
Yeah.
They're just boys.

Kelly (41:06):
There's too many fucking boys.
Yeah, there's just girls.
There's one girl.
I girl.
One girl.
One of the twins is a girl, buteveryone else is a boy.
Oh.
She's

Isabelle (41:15):
gonna end up so cool though.
Like she deals with

Kelly (41:18):
a lot of, she

Isabelle (41:18):
deals

Kelly (41:19):
with a lot of energy.

Carrie (41:20):
Yeah.
Wow.

Kelly (41:21):
That's a lot of boys.
And it's too many boys.
And you know, like, boys arenuts, man.

Isabelle (41:26):
Yeah, they're crazy.
They're like fist fights all thetime.
Bull

Kelly (41:29):
fist fights the time.
Yeah.

Kristine (41:30):
That's wild.
Yeah, it's wild.
Have you ever punched anybody?
No,

Isabelle (41:33):
actually no.
You, me, we had a conversationabout this.
When

Carrie (41:37):
was that?
No, Christine wants to punchsomeone.
Really?
Oh my god,

Isabelle (41:39):
Christine.
I've always wanted to be afight.
I wanna make a count just totknow what I'm capable of.
So you've never been in fight?

Kelly (41:44):
Never done it.
No.
Me neither.
Christine.
You?
No, no, no.
One time I remember girls injunior high, I'll tell you who
later.
Yeah.
They wanted to fight me.
Yeah.
And I literally ran the scarygirls all the way home.
I would never fight.
Mm-hmm.
No.
I would run.
I'm too scared.
I don't wanna fight anyone.
I don't wanna get punched

Carrie (42:04):
in the face.
I mean, so scared sometimes whenI get really pissed off my first
things look.
Oh, that's Isabelle.

Kelly (42:10):
Yeah.

Isabelle (42:10):
I get more ragey.
I'm more ragey.
Yeah, me too.

Kelly (42:13):
Isabelle's for sure.
More ragey.
And then I feel like I'm morecalm.
I'm like, Hey Isabelle.
It's just relax.
Cause you're Libra.

Isabelle (42:18):
Take a step back

Kelly (42:19):
balance.
Yeah.
I'm so

Isabelle (42:20):
balanced.
I get very upset very quickly.
And it's irrational being upset.
Yeah.
You, you bring me down.
I think the word we're lookingfor is rage.
It's not rage about bring mymicrophone closer to your face.
I feel like I'm yelling.
I gotta pull away.
No, put

Kelly (42:34):
it

Isabelle (42:35):
closer.
You're not.
You're good.
Can you hear me?
Is this good?

Kelly (42:41):
You're an idiot.
Just talk normal into themicrophone.

Carrie (42:45):
I freaking love that.
Poor Christina.

Kristine (42:47):
I'm so hard.
I'm

Carrie (42:47):
sweaty like I feel.
And you've got the red.
You've got the red.
The c Christina.
I'm,

Kristine (42:52):
I'm so sweaty.
Yeah.
From laughing.
I feel like wearing the wrongpants.
Yeah.
No, you,

Isabelle (42:59):
your pants.
She's

Carrie (42:59):
rossing it up with pants.
I have

Kristine (43:02):
to like dump some powder down there.

Isabelle (43:04):
I

Kelly (43:05):
I love that episode.
Yeah.
It's so good.
You look hot.
Like actually hot.
It's hot.
I mean, like sexy hots.

Isabelle (43:12):
Oh, they, uh, cannot torture purchase those pads.

Kristine (43:14):
No, they're are, they're, they're old, but I
think we're getting new onesthis year.
Oh, are we?
Yeah.
The dex ones, aren't they comingback?
I like them.
See,

Carrie (43:21):
that's why I bring you along cuz you remember things
and I'm like, you've never seenit before.
I feel like we're getting themagain this year.
Never seen that once in my life.
She's like, uh, you picked it.
Sometimes we'll be live.
And she's like, Carrie and Ihave been waiting for this to
come.
And I'm like, have we?
She's like, yeah.
I remember when we ordered itand we were so excited.
I'm like, no.
Nah.
Never seen it.
Don't remember.

(43:41):
Looks great.

Kelly (43:42):
Great though.
Yeah.

Isabelle (43:44):
Very cool pants.
Very cool.
Thanks.
Yes, thanks.
Well, Christine, sometimeswe're, or somehow we should get
into a fight at some point inour lives.
Love don't.
I would love just to see what wecan do.
I kind of want to to, but I'mreally scared.
I don't want it to go againstme.
Yeah.
No, I don't wanna

Kristine (44:00):
going to This is the money maker.

Kelly (44:03):
You guys are 100% appearance.
You guys are gonna get beat up.
Yeah, 100%.

Isabelle (44:09):
Like I'm quite

Kristine (44:10):
pussy.

Kelly (44:10):
Really?
Christine I think has a littlemore, a little bit more spunk.
Like, I feel like she could, shecould kind of throw down is,
Isabel, you're

Isabelle (44:17):
fucked.
I could get the shit outta you.
I could think the shit out you,we fought, but we're like joke
fighting.
But I can fucking throw youdown.
Right?

Kelly (44:26):
You 10 bones.

Isabelle (44:27):
You're fucking skin.
Skin bones.
I wanna bite you right now.
I would, I would love to fightyou.
Move the microphone.

Carrie (44:33):
We're at it, bro.
Come

Kristine (44:35):
happy bro.
Come at me.

Isabelle (44:37):
That was my favorite thing.
Well, I'm sorry.
No, I

Kristine (44:40):
like how, I like how we have a list of like 10, 12
questions and I don't even thinkwe answered the one.

Carrie (44:46):
Tell us about yourself.
What are your husband saying?
Your friendship didn't reallyanswer that.
Tell us about your

Kelly (44:51):
business.
Wait, wait.
I wanna ask you guys something.
Yeah, but it's about a fight.
Oh yes.
Who do you think would win in afight between the two of Harry?
I, me.
Oh, you do?
She?
Wait, who?

Isabelle (45:00):
Me?
You.
Oh, she's

Kristine (45:02):
she.
She would stab me.

Carrie (45:04):
Oh, no problem.
Dirty once and I like jokinglypushed her.
She's like, whoa.

Kelly (45:10):
Have you guys ever done like an arm wrestle?
No shit.
Why don't you do it right now?
You guys gotta do it.
I don't trust this

Carrie (45:16):
that, yeah, it's okay.
Well, later, a later sticky,remember we put

Kelly (45:19):
everything together ourselves.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, but no.

Kristine (45:22):
You gonna kill me dead?
I think so.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
I'm

Carrie (45:25):
dead already.
I do away.
Oh.
I mean, I have five inches and30 pounds on you too.
So like, I just think you're,

Kristine (45:32):
you're, first of all, you're super strong.
Like you're, thank you.
You're

Carrie (45:35):
like the Hulk.

Kristine (45:36):
Yeah, I am.
It's, oh shit.
And I just,

Kelly (45:38):
I feel like I don't fuck with Carrie.
Yeah.
No.

Isabelle (45:40):
I'm

Kristine (45:40):
scared of Carrie.
I feel like even if I was like atrained boxer, I feel like I
wouldn't, I just wouldn't be, Iwouldn't be able to move out of
the way fast enough.
You fast as a cat.
Yeah.

Isabelle (45:50):
She's quick

Kelly (45:50):
on ourselves.
Really?
How she pumps up her best

Isabelle (45:51):
friend.
That's nice.
Really?
Really.
I'm tell how I'm gonna beat theshit over.

Kristine (45:56):
She's so

Kelly (45:57):
strong.
Oh, I love that.
Why are you so strong?
Well, she works out justnaturally.

Isabelle (46:00):
Oh.

Carrie (46:01):
Always pump.
But I've always been, I'vealways strong.
Been pretty, like, I've alwaysbeen like if there was a heavy
box, it would always be methere.
Carry, oh shit.
Yeah.

Kristine (46:08):
I have strong, I have really strong legs, but I have
no upper

Isabelle (46:11):
body.
Okay.
That's you.
That's me.
Fuck you.
Is is girl, you.

Kelly (46:14):
You have very strong legs.
Legs.
I have very strong legs.
Isabelle has no strength

Kristine (46:18):
anywhere.
Has a hundred percent strengtheverywhere.

Carrie (46:20):
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh

Isabelle (46:21):
wow.
I love that.
Nice.
So who do you think you win in afight?

Carrie (46:25):
Mary.
Carrie.
Can't vote.

Isabelle (46:28):
Carrie.
Carrie, you wanna do it?

Kristine (46:30):
Annihilate you.
That'd be fucking funny.
I like.

Carrie (46:33):
Yeah.
And I just, I'm like, I'mheavier than you.
Just, I've got a lot going.
I just, not even

Kristine (46:39):
that dude.
I just think you're fuckinggreat.

Carrie (46:41):
I dunno.
I think you do it.

Kelly (46:43):
Yeah, I do have that.
To me, I feel like liked style.
Carrie.
A little spunkier though.

Kristine (46:47):
Yeah.

Isabelle (46:48):
No, I don't know.

Carrie (46:49):
Carrie.
Fighting.
Yeah.
Great.
I see it.
Yeah, when I get angry for sure.

Kristine (46:54):
Okay.
I get for sure.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
She's so strong.
You guys.

Kelly (46:58):
Okay, Christine, I want you to take a blow.
You

Isabelle (47:00):
flipping out and just, just unleashing.
I can see that.
Christine, who

Kelly (47:03):
would win mirror Isabelle, place your bets right
now.
Don't let Isabel

Isabelle (47:06):
influence you.
Okay.
Look at what do you think?
Look at me.
I think Kelly.
Yes.
That makes me wanna

Carrie (47:11):
do where I'm going with Kelly.
I'm

Isabelle (47:14):
sorry.
Yeah.
Well we have, we have foughtslightly.
Have you?
It's like, it's like not like

Kelly (47:19):
we're not punching each other.
No, but we have fought, we haveprobably fought more in the last
little bit in public places too.
Oh yeah.
But I mean like actually fight,like when we're mad at each
other.
We fought more lately than weever have.
Do you

Kristine (47:31):
like to speak up on you?
Do you get anything out of yourfight After Like when Carrie and
I fight, we go for ice creamafter.
Oh.
But

Kelly (47:37):
it fuck's fucking

Isabelle (47:37):
nothing.
Well cause it's like for funfight.
Like we're not actually mad,

Kelly (47:40):
but I'm talking about when we're actually mad at each
other.
Oh.

Isabelle (47:42):
But that's different cause that my soul.
But we don't get anything outit.
No.

Carrie (47:48):
Oh.
See we go for ice cream.
Go for ice cream

Kristine (47:49):
after.
And Carrie will hold me andshe'll pat my bum a little bit.
Oh.

Isabelle (47:52):
Like a baby.
A bu.
That's cute.

Carrie (47:55):
And then we'll go for ice cream because I'm like, I'm
a lot more dead inside.
Yeah.
And Christine thinks things likea lot more to heart.
Okay.
But I'm fucking my soul's blackIsabel's

Isabelle (48:04):
souls black.
I'm much colder too.
Well I am naturally colder.
Yes.
But not a lot of people get me.
But when we are fighting it, itkills me inside.
It does.
Wow.
It does.
And we only fight can littlebit.
We fight very, but we don'tfight.
We fight about, you know what wefight about?

(48:25):
Isabelle wants her

Kelly (48:26):
coming to the lake with me.
Is

Isabelle (48:27):
Isabel.
Literally the only fights we'veever had is

Kelly (48:29):
I'm very, I love that.
Easily offended.
She wants to you spend, hang outwith me

Isabelle (48:33):
more.
Yeah.
It's about that.
Yeah.
That's really sad when I saythat out loud.
Like

Kelly (48:38):
that's like I'm begging you do how fucked up.
It's When you say that loud now,do you realize you're being

Isabelle (48:43):
unreasonable?
No, but I get, I get hurt cuzyou're like, I'm sorry I have
something going on now.
I just said Ken and I'm like,fuck you.
Oh, I'm sorry Isabel.
What do you mean?
What's more important?
She has, she has a whole fuckinglitter of kids.
She's busy.
You got a lot of shit.
You bring them is the point.
I don't want

Kelly (48:58):
those sweet kids.
Not every weekend

Kristine (48:59):
over.
I will.
She has 99 children.
She'd have to pack up.
Yeah.
I'll, I'll

Isabelle (49:03):
help her.
I'll help her.
She does help me.
That's really our only, that'snice.
Our only argument, you knows,she's busy and

Kelly (49:08):
I get mad now, like my kids will be like auntie, like
they ask Isabelle for stuff,which is amazing.
I love that.
Auntie, can you get me a snack?
Yeah.
Can you gimme this?
I'm like, yeah, you go askauntie.

Isabelle (49:19):
Yeah, yeah.
No, and I love it.
I'm happy.
Yeah.
That's really our How about youguys with

Kelly (49:24):
each other's kids, like, do you feel a love for them?
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
Right.
It's like they're your ownalmost, right?
Oh yeah.

Isabelle (49:30):
Yeah.
Brooke's my pal, right?
I text

Carrie (49:32):
her.
They text every morning.

Kelly (49:34):
Oh, you too, text

Kristine (49:35):
her.
Yeah.
And like, funny shit too, likethe other day I don't have my
phone with me, but the other dayI was like, Carrie, I'm like,
did you see what I sent Brookethis morning?
She's like, no, it, I'm like, itwas so fucking funny.
Really?
Oh yeah.
She was like going to swimminglessons or something.
And I'm like, wouldn't it befucking funny if I showed up
your swimming lessons dressed asa whale?
And I had a sign that said, goBrook.

(49:56):
And she's, and she's like,that's like, that's stupid.
Auntie.
Don't ever do that.
She's like, that's mortifying.
And I'm like, I really wanna dothis.
She's like, God, please, no.
And she just said, no, no, no.
Cute.
Over and over again.
That's so cute.
So funny.
I love so funny.
That's, yeah, we text

Kelly (50:10):
all the time.
That's really cool cuz maybe asshe gets older she might tell
you things that she won't wannatell her mom.
Yeah.
I'm

Kristine (50:15):
really hoping for that, that relationship.
Like I had that with one of myaunts.
Yeah.
And I'm really hoping that'slike mm-hmm.
It was so important to me.
Mm-hmm.
And like I still like treasure.
That super yeah's super cool.
I'm hoping that's, Yeah.
We'll get

Carrie (50:27):
there.
I feel like, you know.
Yeah.
She loves auntie.
I love that she texts you in themorning.
Yeah.
Like, I like that.
That's the morning.

Kristine (50:33):
That is really cute.
Yeah.
When I had Scarlet Brook waspissed.
Like pissed.
Oh yeah.
She did not like that.
I had a baby.
She, she just wanted myattention.
Yeah.
But my attention was she losther bestie.
Yeah.
So it took like almost two yearsReally?
To get back.
Yeah.

Isabelle (50:50):
She was mad.
That's cute.
That's so, yeah.

Kristine (50:51):
She's, she's a grudge holder for sure.
I

Isabelle (50:54):
just had to like get, she's a Virgo.
Get back.
She's a

Kelly (50:56):
Scorpio.
She's Corpio.
Oh, she's a Scorpio.
Okay.
Yeah.
That'll be fun when she's, she'sgot the

Carrie (51:00):
Scorpio attitude too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Full.
Like through and through.
Yeah.
She's my

Kristine (51:04):
boo booo.
Yeah.
She's the best.
That's

Kelly (51:06):
awesome.
Yeah.
She's pretty cool.
That's so cool.
Isn't it weird We have kids andwe're like their moms.
Yeah.

Carrie (51:11):
I think about that all the time.
How are we all the time?
I am someone's mom.
Like, I have to

Kristine (51:16):
keep this kid and keep her alive.
I know.
And like, and

Kelly (51:20):
like I'm a parent.
Yeah, I know parents.
And you don't feel parents anymore grown up than you did
before.
No, no.
I am.

Isabelle (51:26):
I'm worse.
I'm ridiculous.
I'm going

Kelly (51:27):
downhill.
Yeah, me

Isabelle (51:28):
too.
That's true.
I feel like I'm, I am goingdownhill.
I'm getting worse and worse astime goes on.
Yeah.
And

Kelly (51:34):
I'm like, wow.
I'm pretty sure.
Totally.
And I opened the fridge and I'mlike, who the fuck bought all
this shit?
Yes.
Like, where's the mom in thishouse?
Or if someone pus, I'm like,okay mom.
Like, come clean this up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like where the

Isabelle (51:45):
real mom?
Yeah.
Where's the real mom?
It's

Kelly (51:47):
not me.
Did our moms feel like this?
That's what I wonder

Kristine (51:50):
all the time.

Isabelle (51:51):
I don't know know.
I feel like our mom's real thatway.
They were.
No, but when I really thinkabout it, she was very much like
us, but I looked at her like,oh, it's my mom.
She does everything.
But then I'm like, I wake up inthe morning and I like make my
own breakfast.
And I'm like, she's at work andI'm doing my own shit.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.

(52:12):
But I, but yeah, she was mylike, sweet mom.
Your did a lot.
She

Kelly (52:15):
was normal.
I feel like your mom is like mymom and I, I think,

Isabelle (52:18):
yeah.
Moms

Carrie (52:19):
love Your mom are great.
My mom was the moms kind of mom

Kelly (52:22):
ever.
Your mom was a mom.
Mom,

Isabelle (52:24):
yeah.
Your mom was a cool mom.
Well, what makes a, she was amom.
Oh yeah.
I don't, mom.
I don't know.
Now it's, it's, it's convoluted.
It's like there's so
much

Carrie (52:32):
so responsible.
My like, cuz she like my mommanaged to work full time, still
do all the volunteering atschool, all the laundry.
She did cooking.
She made my lunch, she made mybreakfast.
Like my mom did it all.
How did she do

Isabelle (52:44):
that?
I think with my mom.
Like how did you do that?
I'm not that good.

Kelly (52:46):
And Carrie, your mom always was very put together
like makeup, like she alwayslooked very beautiful.
Always together.
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Nicely dressed like she wasn't

Kristine (52:54):
rolling in and still.
Yeah.
And still.
Still.
Oh,

Kelly (52:57):
still.
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
I roll up to the school likestraight.
She's better skin than

Isabelle (53:02):
Oh,

Kristine (53:02):
me too.
Her skin is flawless.
Like my dreams.

Isabelle (53:06):
Yep.
Really?
Yeah.
What does she do?
What are

Carrie (53:08):
her secrets?
I don't know.
Genetics.
No.
That's amazing.
She's the worst secret.
She's like, I've never slept inmy makeup.
Not once in my life.
Yeah.
Like I just did the other day.
Can't really.
So

Kristine (53:17):
I'm not doing so,

Kelly (53:18):
so your mom doesn't drink, do

Isabelle (53:20):
she?
She does.
She

Kelly (53:22):
a lot and lot.

Carrie (53:24):
My parents always have been big drinkers.
Yeah.
I always say that to us, cuzsometimes I'm like, oh my God,
our kids are seeing us drink allthe time.
Yeah.
I feel guilty about this.
We just said this.
We, my parents, my parents werebig drinkers when I was a kid.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
Yeah.
I mean, I drink a lot, but like,that's okay.

Isabelle (53:37):
Well, but Dito.
Dito and then I just talked toyou about this.
I'm like, wow.
I feel really bad.
We're always at the lake andlike our kids see us just like
having white claws.
Yep.
And whatever through the day.
And I feel bad about it.
Don't, it's normal.
Well, didn't normal parents dothat too?
I think they did.
My parents were always

Kristine (53:53):
drinking.
My parents didn't drink ever.
Like they, wow.
Just like very occasionallydrink.
But I, I think I got my drinkingfrom Carries.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Because my sisters both don'treally drink either.
Oh.
So I don't really know where,where it came from.
But when they did drink, itdidn't, it didn't phase me.
So with mm-hmm.
How much we do drink on theweekends, I don't think it'll

(54:15):
phase them either.
We're still all very likeinvolved.
Good.

Kelly (54:19):
And I also feel like when we have a couple drinks too,
we're like still veryresponsible.
It's not like we're checked out.
Our

Isabelle (54:25):
kids can actually tell,

Kelly (54:28):
I don't think our kids notice difference.
How old are they?
Like mine are You go first.
No.

Isabelle (54:35):
Oh my God, I forgot.
Nine and 11.
They're like

Kelly (54:38):
between 12 and 10 and 20.

Carrie (54:40):
Somewhere in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So they're old enough that theyYeah, they're old enough.
Our kids know how to shotgun,like not, but they help us like
do, do it.
That's a challenge.
Yeah.
They help us do it.
Like they'll help us like pokethe hole and crack the can
breast.
Oh, that's great.
That's awesome.
Yeah, so like, I mean that's a,that's a whole new ing.
They,

Kristine (54:56):
they also curb stomp the cans, so we crush'em and get
them in the bags.
Yeah, they curbs stump

Isabelle (55:00):
them.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's awesome.

Kristine (55:02):
This is beautiful bag.
And they know like what drinkswe like, so we'll just be like,
Hey, can we have one?
And

Carrie (55:07):
like, can you guys grab us around?
And they'll go to the fridge and

Kristine (55:09):
bring'em back.
Yeah.
And like it's normally 99% ofthe time it's correct.
It's like blue.
Like what?

Isabelle (55:15):
They know your
flavors.

Carrie (55:16):
They do.
They do?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
I'm like the high noons andBrook's like the blue and white
can.
Right.
And I'm like, yeah, baby.
Yeah,

Isabelle (55:24):
they know.

Carrie (55:24):
Cause we're in the pool.
I don't wanna get out.
No.
Sometimes, we'll, sometimeswe'll bribe them too.
Be like, oh, I buy you Roblox.

Kristine (55:29):
Yeah.
Exact.
Yes.
Rob

Kelly (55:30):
robots.
Robot.
Yeah.
Roblox.
Yeah.
Yeah, it works.
Yeah.
Girls like that too, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,

Kristine (55:37):
I thought she plays a little bit, but she's not like a
hundred percent in it just yet.
Like she's still pretty young,but she likes it.
Yeah.
Brookes.
Pretty.
She now, she's Minecraft now,but she likes Minecraft.
Yeah, she, I told her, yeah,yesterday.
Was it yesterday?
No, Saturday night.
I'm like, oh, what are youplaying?
She's like, just the mostpopular game in the world.
And I'm like, oh, is thisRoblox?
And she's like, it's Minecraft.

(55:59):
Oh.
And wow, look at her.
I'm like, lame.
And she's like, it is not lame.

Isabelle (56:04):
And I was like, sorry babe.

Kelly (56:06):
That's awesome.
So much attitude.
Yeah.
My kids have a YouTube channel.
No way.
Me.
Yeah, they do with like a realone.
Oh yeah.
That's legit.
That's awesome.
Yeah, they have, I think theyhave 20.
You're gonna

Isabelle (56:17):
gonna make it famous right now.
Okay.
Tell them what hell, what doesit call,

Kelly (56:21):
what do they do?
Actually, genuinely don't know.
They do literally nothing.
Kinda like me and Isabel.

Kristine (56:26):
I love that.
That's

Isabelle (56:27):
cool.
Kind.
Boys

Kelly (56:29):
videos.
Boys.
Boys.
Ice, ice Boys.
What?
They're call themselves the IceBoys.
Is that not it?
I don't know.
I think there might be somethingelse.
Do you guys live close

Carrie (56:36):
together?
No.

Isabelle (56:37):
No?
Oh no.
I'm in uh, Edmonton.

Kelly (56:41):
Edmonton Dinton.
And where are you?
In St.
Albert.

Kristine (56:44):
Oh, okay.
I was, well, we were just there.
What were you doing?
I got a tattoo.
Carrie came with me.

Isabelle (56:50):
Oh shit.
Where?
Well show me.
It's just right here.
Did you get a tattoo?
Oh, it's fresh.
That's sweet.
Oh, nice.
That's super

Kristine (56:56):
nice.
Yeah, it's pretty.
Did it hurt?
No.
Like there's one spot on theside where I was like, oh,
that's, what was it calledagain?
Color?
Color Max, Inc.
Something

Carrie (57:05):
like that.
Cool.
Yeah.
Sweet.
We had no idea where we were.
I don't know St.
Albert very well,

Kelly (57:09):
so, no.
Yeah.
I like St.
Albert.
Now I feel like I want

Isabelle (57:12):
to, I there.
I love St.
Albert.

Carrie (57:14):
You should go be her neighbor.

Isabelle (57:15):
Yeah.
Like we are one day.
One day.
Where,

Carrie (57:18):
where are you guys In our draws insured park.
We're in our draws, so justdon't is our draws.
So if you took the yellow, wherethe hell are we yellowhead that
way?
Yellowhead East.
If you keep going east, don't

Kelly (57:28):
gimme East, Southwest shit.

Isabelle (57:30):
Oh, okay.
Oh, landmarks.
Keep

Carrie (57:32):
going down the yellow head, past park.
Cool.
Okay.
There's like the oppositedirection of St.
Albert.

Isabelle (57:37):
Yeah.
Okay.

Kristine (57:39):
Takes like 35 minutes to just get to St.
Albert.
It's quite far.
Oh.
But yeah, there's like EmeralHills.
Do you know where that is?
No.
The Walmart and stuff over here?

Isabelle (57:47):
No.
Oh.
Yeah.
You just keep, it's a differentworld.
You just

Carrie (57:49):
keep going down the yellowhead.
Okay.
Like as if you were like, youguys probably took the
yellowhead here or part, part ofit.
Can I

Kelly (57:55):
just say, I think we got a ride on the Hede.

Isabelle (57:57):
Yeah.
And then the, the yellowhead.
Yeah.
More than any road in the city.
Yeah.
It's

Carrie (58:01):
awful.
Horrible.
But out, like out here, there'snot, it's just Yeah.
It's country.
There's no lights or anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's different.
Yeah.
So it's, it's out in thecountry.
Mm-hmm.
Like we're surrounded by farm.

Kristine (58:11):
That's nice.
Is it peaceful out?
Have a baby.

Isabelle (58:13):
It is

Kelly (58:15):
seven babies each.
Yes.

Carrie (58:19):
It is quiet out there.

Kelly (58:20):
oh, guess what I did, Christine?
Yeah, because you look cool withyour hoop.
Trying to show off over there

Isabelle (58:25):
with your, oh, show me your hoop.
Guess what I did?
Pull your nose.
Oh shit.

Kelly (58:28):
This is a great, I wanted to get my nose pierced.
Great topic.

Isabelle (58:31):
Yeah.
She dragged me along with herand it was quite

Kelly (58:34):
the fuck show.
I dragged her along.
I wanted to get my nose pierced.
I had it pierced.
Carrie, don't look at me likethat.
No,

Isabelle (58:39):
I'm just thinking it's pretty, it's, it's bad.
Carrie's like, what the fuck?
I,

Carrie (58:42):
I'm just, I'm trying to figure out where it's going.

Kelly (58:44):
So I'm thinking no.
Okay.
So I got my nose, I had my nosepierced and I was like a
teenager.
Yeah.
Took it out.
But I like the hoop.
Mm-hmm.
Looks cool.
I really want a gold hoop.
It does.
Yeah.
So I went to a piercer.
I took his belt with me and I,and I was trying so hard to
convince him, just let me get a

Isabelle (58:59):
fucking hoop, Kelly.
Be real.
We had a plan.
You knew he was not

Kelly (59:03):
gonna let you.
Well, I thought he wasn't gonnalet me get a hoop.
Anyway, you, you knew Imanipulated him and I was like,
Hey, just pierce it with a stud.
Whatever.
I'm gonna switch it to a hoop.
Yeah.
Right after.
Okay.
I didn't, you guys, it didn'twork.
So I got it pierced with a hoop.
He told

Isabelle (59:17):
me, I No, with a stud.

Kelly (59:19):
Oh yeah.
With a stud.
Yeah.
And then I bought a hoop, andthen we went to the bathroom in
West Ed in Simons, probably thedirtiest place You could be
sanitary.

Isabelle (59:27):
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it was the

Kelly (59:28):
spectacle probably for like how long an hour there was.
All the

Isabelle (59:32):
women, every watching.

Kelly (59:33):
This woman that came in started rallying around me.
They were at one point werechanting Kelly.

Carrie (59:37):
Yeah, Kelly.
Yeah, Kelly.

Kelly (59:39):
I had blood running down, running down my face.
You did?
I, so I couldn't take, so I wastrying to take the stud out.
It was a full production.
Oh my God.
Bottom line is I try, I thoughtI could switch it to a hoop
myself immediately after, and Icould not.
No,

Isabelle (59:57):
I was supposed to put the hoop in your face.
Isabelle failed me.
It was, she could not, I can'tshove that in your breathing
hole.

Carrie (01:00:03):
I struggled like, that's terrible.
Terrible.
Even when your hoop fell out, Istruggled to put it back in.
Well, it is.
Did you

Kristine (01:00:08):
do it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Eventually it

Kelly (01:00:10):
took some time for a

Isabelle (01:00:11):
friend.
Well, her pierce was old.
Tried to stab your

Carrie (01:00:14):
face with the hoops.
She wasn't bubbling bloodeverywhere.
I had

bleeding.
I got this done probably.
10, 10, maybe even 12 years ago.
Oh.
And then when I had Scarlet, sheknocked it out somehow.
Oh.
And then it kind of closed overand then Carrie and I went to
Vancouver to go see Hanson, bythe way.

Oh

Kelly (01:00:34):
yeah.
Okay.
But tell me, wait, did you seeWait

me there, Kate?
Was I Taylor,

Kelly (01:00:39):
Christine, tell me that Isabelle doesn't look like
Taylor and I don't look likeIsaac.
Tell me I'm, you need to stop.

I'm Taylor.
Has you

Kelly (01:00:45):
guys need to stop and close your eyes?
Absolutely.
Imagine us in grade seven.
Close your eyes.
Who are Kelly and Isabel ingrade seven?

Do what?
Tell me.
Check.
I I, I

Kelly (01:00:54):
get Are you kidding me?
We're the exact.
We're them.
I am

him.

I got absolutely.
A lot of people said, I looklike Zack Han when I was younger
and I was completely

Oh my God.
You guys, guys cute.
You could be a band.
Yeah.

Kelly (01:01:06):
Taylor, we need a Zack.
We've been looking.
Zach also.
I'm here.

Carrie (01:01:11):
You guys can be, you can guys could be

Kelly (01:01:12):
a cover band.
You, you look like.
In, you know what sucks for me?
Yeah.
Zach and Taylor were like kindof feminine Isaac, full dude.
But that's me.
Like, not even a cute dude.
An ugly dude.
And I look at him.
That's so funny.

I do you Hundred.
Your hair.
You your hair look like Isaac.
Sembla is uncanny.

Kelly (01:01:34):
Not so

much your face.
Know it.
Anyway, okay.
So you were

Kelly (01:01:37):
in

Vancouver.
Oh, okay.
So we went to Vancouver andCarrie and I got so fucking
drunk on the plane.
Carrie actually fell on the

plane.
I did.
And they kept serving.

Carrie (01:01:44):
Yeah.
I like your style.
Yeah.
I fell, I just, I fell on theplane.
She fell.
Flight attendant helped me backup and then brought me another
drink.
It was so

funny.

Kelly (01:01:53):
That's incredible.
We like i's in Vancouver, it'slike an hour

Carrie (01:01:57):
wasted.
We started drinking at theairport.
Yeah.
At Chili's.
We were having margaritasgetting That's where you

start.
Yes.
And

so, so we like walk off the plane just plastered and
we dropped our bags off.
I don't even think we got a roomat that point.
Dropped our bags off orsomething and then we just like
end up like downtown.
Well, we went to Joey's.
Had more drinks.
Had more drinks as we do, andthen wandered downtown Vancouver
shitfaced.
And we're like, let's fucking goget her my nose Pierce.
Let's do it.
Oh.
Oh.
And then we got to this place,like we just found it by

(01:02:27):
walking.
Yeah.
And it was like, I, I googled

Carrie (01:02:29):
it first.
Yeah.
I, I was, I was a little bitresponsible

that she was a Virgo.
She was a Virgo.
She go typical.
That's typical.

Carrie (01:02:36):
Sure.
I wasn't taking some back

Kelly (01:02:37):
hat.
You read the reviews?
I did.
I'm

surprised we didn't get kicked out because it was
also a boutique place

as well.
Like they had loads of clothesand like cool hats and like we
have photos of me like trying onhats.

Carrie (01:02:47):
Oh yeah.
We were both trying shit on,yeah.
Sounds

good.
So mortifying and then we, yeah,I got my nose pierced again and
uh, it's been with a hoop.
Mm-hmm.
Um, I don't know.
Honestly, I was really drunk, so

Carrie (01:02:58):
I have no idea.
I I think he studded you butstud studded you You're welcome.
Would

Kelly (01:03:03):
be the first time he didn't have,

Carrie (01:03:08):
he didn't have problems getting, he barely had to pierce
it.
Yeah.
Cause the hole was stillexisting.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
He just had to get through likea little bit of skin and then it
was like boop.
And then you guys have no ideawhat you're doing

Kelly (01:03:18):
to me right now.
No, I know.
It's like, just have to getthrough a little bit of skin.
Yeah, no problem.
The hole was

Carrie (01:03:22):
already there.

Yeah, it was pretty further other.

Kelly (01:03:29):
Okay.
Well this is my favorite day.
Well, why didn't you get yournose pierced?
You don't like it?
It's fine.

Carrie (01:03:36):
I just don't wanna pierce my face.
Oh really?

Kelly (01:03:38):
You're like, Isabel, you know why?
No, I have a reason.
Feel a line coming between thisroom.

The grace divine feel my face.
No mean to being traumatic here.
What is a

Kelly (01:03:48):
work of

art?
Somebody took a two by four andslapped me against the face.
My nose is like this.
Oh my God.

Kelly (01:03:54):
Stop it.
The dysmorphia

serious.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just saying.
If I was to highlight a hoop, itwould piss me off.
I would just like, would justsee, no, it was cool.
No, my nose is very uh, notsymmetrical like you guys here,
so that's why I didn't pierce

Carrie (01:04:09):
it.
My nose is also like very long,so I like, I don't need to draw
more

Kelly (01:04:13):
like, okay.
Carrie, you actually have a verycute, you know you have actually
I don't have a nice nose.
No, you have a nose, nose.
Job.
Nose.
You know what, Carrie can Anose, job nose, beautiful nose.
Turn your

face toward

Kelly (01:04:24):
me please.
Shut the fuck up.
Carrie.
Your nose is perfect.

Carrie (01:04:28):
I just don't like my side profile, so I don't need to
like draw more attention tonose.
Nose.
That's how

I feel too.
Yeah, it's like, fuck.
I don't want you to like, don'tlike start

staring at my nose.
I barely even know I have a noseknow nose.
I like it.
Just, I

don't even That's fair.
It's because you have a verynice nose.
You do.
You don't have the sameproblems?
Well, I don't think I have anice nose, but I want You have a
nice

Kelly (01:04:45):
nose.
Yes, but I wanted a hoop.
So what

Carrie (01:04:47):
happened?
What ended up

Kelly (01:04:48):
happening?
Well, I bled out in thebathroom.

Blood of

Kelly (01:04:53):
blood.
I was so easy today.
I disappointed all the womenthat were rallying around me.
So many.
And then, yeah, and then I, andthen I left.
I went home.
I literally paid a dude gave upto stab me in the face.
I took and I had to go toanother piercer to get it
removed because I couldn't takeit out.
It was like a weird stud.
So I had to go to this other guyand I lied him.

(01:05:14):
Why you just

leave it and then change it out later?
Once It was because I have

Kelly (01:05:17):
no patience.
Oh, okay,

okay.
You didn't wanna wait?
No,
I

Kelly (01:05:20):
didn't wanna wait.
He told me if you come back atthe beginning of August, which
now seems annoying cause that'sin like two weeks.
Yeah.
I should have waited.
I told

you to wait.
I

Kelly (01:05:27):
know I told you.
But I had to go to anotherpiercer and I lied to him and I
was like, I just don't like it.
I got my nose pierced, but Idon't like it.
Can you please remove it?
Yeah.
So anyways, I literally wenthome with nothing and like two
50 outta the

pocket.
I was pretty

dumb when you went and got it.
I know.
Taken out.
Why didn't you ask him to put a

hoop in?
I did.
He said no.
Oh, they won't do it.
It's some kind of liability.
Yeah.
They probably

Carrie (01:05:48):
don't wanna, yeah, I don't recall.

Kelly (01:05:49):
Yeah.
And then Isabelle's like, Icould write out a form for you
to sign.
I was gonna write out a clauseliability.
I I was about to shut the fuckup.
That's my forte, bro.
That's what Carrie to law schoolwould.
She was, yeah.
Carrie would do it too.
Carrie

would, yeah, absolutely.

She signed off on like my schoolwork and Amanda's
schoolwork.
Oh.
Oh, no way.
Yeah.
He would've easily wrotesomething, wrote a letter.
I would've No

Carrie (01:06:15):
problem.
Legal document.
Yeah.
That's what I

do too.
Mm-hmm.
It's all about the legaldocuments.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Kelly (01:06:20):
Very important.
Abel was very scared of being

sued.
I am, I am.
Yeah.
Well it could have gotten yournotes here.
That's swears properly.
If I could have written yourclauses Well, but no, I'm trying
your claw.

Kelly (01:06:31):
I know.
He didn't even answer you whenyou're like, I could have, I
volunteered.

Carrie (01:06:36):
He didn't even say anything.
Listen bro.

Kelly (01:06:41):
Anyway, so I'm very jealous of your nose.

Oh, well you could have

Kelly (01:06:45):
had it if you waited too.
I do have the hoop in my purseif you wanna stab it through.
Ooh.
I had

Carrie (01:06:50):
always stabbed it.
Only if we can write out a legal

document first.
Yeah, me and Carrie will, uh,we'll collaborate.
Yeah,

Carrie (01:06:56):
we'll collaborate on a, yeah.
Yeah.

You guys can be our wait

witnesses.

Kelly (01:06:59):
I should have called you guys.
I should have called Carrie ifshe shoved it in Christines
notes.
Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I tried.

Kelly (01:07:04):
Okay.
Well you were being pussy aboutit.
That in, that's what she did.
You, so

Carrie (01:07:09):
did you get that stud

Kelly (01:07:10):
out?
I got the stud out.
And then I was bleeding a lot,and then I just, I was trying to
get the hoop in.
I couldn't get the hoop in.
Oh my God.
It's hard.
Was it

like, no, uh,

you can't do it.
Yeah.
It's hard with a fresh, it'svery,

Carrie (01:07:22):
very hard.
Well, it was probably so swollenin there too,

Kelly (01:07:25):
for like, yeah.
Yeah.
It was pretty fucked.
It was very inflamed.
It was pretty fucked up.

Oh, I looked like a bump on the whole inside of your
nose.
I

Kelly (01:07:32):
went home and my kids were like, I thought you were
getting your nose pierced.
I'm like, well, I mean, did.
I did.
And then my kids were like, youshould have just waited.
I'm like, you shut up.

Carrie (01:07:42):
I didn't wanna wait.
Wanna

Kelly (01:07:43):
wait three months?
Told you, when was this?
Like how, I don't

know.
Last week, two months ago.
Not even maybe a month, eightweeks ago.
Six weeks

Kelly (01:07:49):
ago.
Eight.
Was it that it healed reallynicely.
Yeah.
Well, are you sure?
Yeah.
You

see, you see a little dot where she got, got stabbed,
got some bit a tissue.
A little bit.

But it's cute.
I know.
Well, it just kind of

Kelly (01:08:00):
goes in with your nose for, so I'm still actively
searching for like a shadyplace.
I actually, you know what I do?
Anybody

Carrie (01:08:05):
know about a shoe by now?
You could have had your hoop.

Kelly (01:08:07):
Yeah, I know.
I go, you know what I Googledthe other day?
A hundred 18th ave piercing.
Ooh.
They'll do it.
They'll do it.
I literally did.
I was like, I don't care.
I'll take HIV if they gimme ahoop.
I don't care's.
All I want,

Carrie (01:08:26):
I'm dead.
Christine was, Christine was midtattoo on Friday and I was like,
yeah, my old, my ex-boyfriend'sdad.
I'm like, he uh, he gothepatitis from his tattoo.
Oh shit.
She was like, wow, thanks.

Kelly (01:08:38):
She's like, we're in St.
Albert.
We don't have hepatitis.
Thankfully,

like when we walked in, it's not like hospital.
So I'm like, oh, we're doing,

Kelly (01:08:44):
oh, it's clean.
That's good.
Yeah.
Do you have a

Carrie (01:08:45):
tattoo, Carrie?
No.
Oh, not yet.
One day.
No.
Daddy, babe.
No, not yet.
Potato.

Kelly (01:08:51):
Isabel's, fresh.
Isabel's.
A little post.

I think I've been like, um, brainwashed by my
parents that tattoos were likedirty gang

Kelly (01:09:00):
related.
And

now, but now obviously I don't, no, but I don't look at
it like that now.
But now it's like a big deal.
If I was gonna get one, it'slike, holy

fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
So I haven't, is that how yousay your name?

What you said.
Fuck.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Hi guys.
I'm

Kelly (01:09:16):
Isabelle.
You guys listen it.
It's Isabelle.
It's Isabelle.
And you know what else she does,Isabelle?
We're going throughdrive-through.
Yeah.
Everything's normal.

Here we go.
Here we go.
She pulls up.
They hand her the drink.
Thank you.
Oh shut.
Fuck up.
Every single time.
Are you

Kelly (01:09:32):
kidding me?
Thank you.
Really?
I'm like,

what the fuck was that?
She does.
She makes fun of everything Isay now I'm like on like high
alert.
I'm like, Isabel, I be stressed

Kelly (01:09:42):
in any public thing.
The man is about to hand you adrink.
Just say thank you like a normalfucking person.

Silly God.
Say thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Kelly (01:09:53):
You do though, you know?
Cause you're the

driver,

right?
You drive.

She drives.
Usually.
She drives.
Yeah.
She's such a pussy.
Yeah.
It's usually me.

Carrie (01:10:00):
Yeah, I'm the driver.
Not even percent.
You're, you're the

driver.
Driver.
Isn't it annoying to be thedriver?
Like, I wanna relax.
Honestly, I don't

mind it.
I like driving.
I really

Carrie (01:10:10):
don't mind it.
It's so funny though, cuz weused to, Christine used to be
the driver because my husbandand I only had one vehicle for a
while because his lease was upon his truck.
And I'm like, let's just likelive the one vehicle life for a
while.
See how this goes.
Yeah.
And then, and then we'll go backto two.
Now we have two.
Christine's still the driver.
Sometimes I'm like, maybe I'lldrive tonight.
She's like, oh

excited.
And then I'll be the passengerand it's like, it's weird cuz I
don't honestly don't know to dowith myself.
Yeah.
At that point.
Cuz I'm usually just focused ondriving but is always driving.
I really don't, it don't wannadrive.
Like I,

Kelly (01:10:41):
who's the better driver?
Like skill wise?

Oh, I'll kill you.

Kelly (01:10:47):
It's a risk you take when you getting in car.
Get to

our destination and she's like, holy fuck itm.
I'm like, did you die?

Yeah, you die.
Lie.
That's Isabel, you made it.
It felt terrible.

Kelly (01:10:57):
It wasn't, it

Carrie (01:10:58):
wasn't that long ago.
Driver.
There was a red light andChristine just started going and
I was like, oh shit, shit, thelight's

still red.
She's like, oh shit.
I wasn't even thinking.
Or when

Carrie (01:11:07):
we went to the hockey game and you ran those four red
lights and nick's like, that wasfour red lights in hour oh four.

Wow.
On, uh, 75th street from

Kelly (01:11:17):
road.
Don't give us streets.
And f i, I don't even know.
I just

Carrie (01:11:21):
dealer.
Do you know where the BMWdealership is on 75th Street or
is the Quiznos

nearby?

Carrie (01:11:26):
I do, wait, let me think.
I do.
So they changed it now cuz theOh, I do know the LRTs there.
And so you, there's all theselights and Christine just
apparently didn't know that theywere there and she just, no
idea.
She just blew right through.
They're the lights.
It's, there's four in a row sothat you don't, um, go onto the
l rt tracks.

Oh, I wanted to see what they're about.

Carrie (01:11:45):
And so she, she blew through all fours and Nick was
like, that was four red lights.
Oh God.
Wow.

And he's like, you didn't see them?
I'm like, I didn't even see asingle one.
I had no idea there was lights

Carrie (01:11:55):
here.
He was like, and then the nexttime we went through, I'm like,
Christine, these are all the redlights.
She's like, well, I'll

be, and like, not if they're not even like a single
red light.
Like they, they're the doubleeggs, the proper like double.
So it's Oh, so.
Not, there wasn't four redlights.
There was technically eight.
Yeah.
Technically bright

Kelly (01:12:12):
red lights

Carrie (01:12:13):
Stop here.
Don't fucking drive there.

Fucking let's go.
Yeah.
I also ran in my, into my uh,landing in my garage the other
day.
Oh.
But like shit.
Yeah, with Jason in the car.
Oh,

Kelly (01:12:25):
what'd you do?
Did you do like the acceleratorinstead of the brake?
No.

What happened?
I just didn't judge the space.
The space.
Right.
So like I always try to get asclose

Kelly (01:12:34):
to it as possible.
Do you have a thing

hanging as a gauge.
Oh, but he wants to

Kelly (01:12:37):
get one.
Everybody we have, I have a golfball hanging.
We have things

I noticed and like I hit it all the time, but I don't
tell Jace.
And then he was That's so funny.
In the car with me and now, nowmy secret's out.
That wouldn't, did you dodamage?
No.
No.
Oh,

Carrie (01:12:52):
that wouldn't, that's fine.
Then that wouldn't work for mecuz I back into our garage.
Yeah.

Kelly (01:12:57):
Carrie.
So what the fuck you fuck backin?
We always talk, well who arethese fucking people?
You're, you do not

Carrie (01:13:03):
back in.
Yeah.
Every day I back into I told youshe was a better driver.
I wasn't.
Well cuz then it's easier whenyou leave.
Then you just pull, pull.

Kelly (01:13:09):
Oh my god.
Carrie.
To get in, in there is istorture.
Take two seconds.
Wait, wait.
I'm So you're professional.
Give a triple car garage.

Pro nascar.

Carrie (01:13:18):
Yeah, but I park on the single side.
Or do I park on the double side?
It's a double side.
Oh, I park on the double side.
Yeah.
Oh,

Kelly (01:13:23):
okay.
So you have two spaces.
Yeah.
That's a bougie thing I've eversaid.
That's good I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Side.
You park on the double side.
Double side.
Okay.
So do you back into a, there's acar beside you

Carrie (01:13:35):
when you back in?
No, I don't.
No, it's just me.
Yeah, it's just me on that side.

There's just, and then how do you know when to stop?
It starts beeping.
Well,

Carrie (01:13:44):
Yeah, I guess like I can see in the camera.
Cause you're backing up, right?
I have the camera.
Yeah.

Yeah.
My forward camera

Carrie (01:13:49):
doesn't work.
And then, and then I turn theforward camera on and make sure
I'm like, has

Kelly (01:13:54):
forward camera, camera.

Carrie (01:13:59):
I haven't, like, I have an Escalade so I can see the
front, like I can see the you

Kelly (01:14:03):
camera in the front, like, like your eyes.
Don't I I have a 360 camera.
You guys need to fuck off.
You both have forward cameras inthe car?
Yes.
Extra eyes in the front.
Okay.
It doesn't work.
See yourself.
We have dodges have, have a 360,

Carrie (01:14:19):
360 camera.
360.
Yeah.
So when you're park a stall, ifyou don't know if you're in the
lines, you just turn on thecamera and

Kelly (01:14:25):
I can see, okay.
I feel very poor right now.
Wow.
Wow.
Into shit.
I gotta throw up my dog.
Okay.
But

you guys, I still hit my landing in the garage in
mind.
Wow.
With

Kelly (01:14:35):
your cameras.

Carrie (01:14:36):
Christine could have all her.

The cameras, the beepy thing doesn't, it doesn't work
on the front.
Like I'll be driving andthere'll be nobody around and
it'll start yelling at me sayingthat there's some something in
front of me.
Do

Carrie (01:14:45):
you wanna know what scares the living?
It doesn't sense.
Fuck outta me.
So my vehicle will slam on thebrakes if that's sweet.
If I'm about to get into anaccident, it'll slam the brakes
on.
Oh my God.
And like I'm not just talkinglike a little tap, I'm talking
like, Like full.
Oh wow.
So sometimes when I'm backinginto my garage, I'm going a
little bit faster than it likewants me to Yeah.
Cuz it sees that I'm about toback into the landing.
Yeah.
But I'm not.

(01:15:06):
Yeah.
And it'll just like slam on thebrakes.
Wow.
It scares the living fuck outtame.
Wow.
It's, it's aggressive.
Yes.
And it's always at, it's alwayswhen I'm not about to hit
something.
Yeah.
It did it to me the other day.
Everything from the back, mybackseat flew all the way to the
front.
I was not crazy.
I was not about to hit anything.
No.

Wow.
Smart cars man.
It scares the,

Carrie (01:15:25):
well, you know what we

Kelly (01:15:25):
drive Dodges Durangos, my Dodge Durangos head heard
Durango.

We that.
No, not, what do you think weare?
I have no idea.

Kelly (01:15:36):
My backup camera doesn't even work.
Oh yeah.
It's blue, but I still get thebeeps, so I just keep going till
I hear the beeps.
Do you get a beep?
When I drove your car, did youget a beep?
I don't think Adam, did I get abeep?
You should have.
It's a blank.
I'm just, I love lie on thecameras.
It's blank.
I love the beeps.

it's, it's really handy.
Yeah.
The beeps are clutch.
Does your seat vibrate?

Kelly (01:15:56):
Yeah.
What?
Fuck.
You guys need to stop Does seatvibrate?
I feel So you guys have like

Carrie (01:16:01):
aircraft?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When, when I get too close tosomething, my seat vibrate.

Kelly (01:16:05):
You're, yes.
You know what happens in ourcar?
We just fucking hit it.
C

Carrie (01:16:10):
something's

Kelly (01:16:10):
too hard.
I just

milk shit.
My, my fried one doesn't work.
I don't know what that is, butit doesn't fucking work.
So like,

Carrie (01:16:16):
Ja Jason, if you're listening, earplugs.
But Christine always, uh, goesup on the curb.
Oh yeah.
Just right

over that.
Oh, me too.
And it's like, that's how youknow you've arrived.
You know what opinion?

Kelly (01:16:25):
I made it.
I'm home.
I very rarely turn right withoutgoing over.

I can do the corners without, but like when I'm
parking, if there's like thelittle concrete thingy meridian
thing.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That picture is mine.

Kelly (01:16:38):
That's how I know how to stop.
I'm like, Kate made it perfect.
Yeah.

Carrie (01:16:41):
My favorite is when we're backing up, it's like I'm
home.

Kelly (01:16:44):
It goes right over top.
That just happened to us.
You just did that.
What'd I do when we were backingup?
Huh.
And you were like scraping alongsomething, remembering like, oh
shit.
And you're like, I'm hittingsomething.
I'm hitting something.
Yeah.
And then that man came and hecame to the door and he's like,
you're hitting your, your, ohyes.
He had to, he had to tell me howto get, yeah.

And he's like, I'm like, I

Carrie (01:17:03):
got

Kelly (01:17:03):
it.
I got it.
You know what?
I always remember in highschool, we took your sweet
little civic to West Ed and youwere trying to park beside a
pole.
Mm-hmm.
And you couldn't like in theunderground and guy, not this
guy came, this dude came andhe's like, can I please just
park your car?
And we're like, please.
I let him into the seat.

Yeah.
He

Carrie (01:17:24):
drove car.
West

Kelly (01:17:24):
Edmonton, west Ed.
I sat passenger seat with thedude and he parked as
professionally.
I love that.
I need two stalls.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't need one.
I need two.
I don't wanna park there.
We're like, we're gonna beleaving in like two hours.
Can you be here waiting

Carrie (01:17:38):
while we have to leave help getting out?
Who's the better

driver of the two of you?
Okay, so we split this episodeinto two parts for you guys.
The first episode, hilarious.
The next one just as good.
Um, so make sure you stay tunedfor next Thursday.
We are still jumping in to ourfuck Mary Kill and our, uh,
listener questions.
So keep, uh, keep listening and,uh, let's, uh, let's move on to

(01:18:05):
those.
Okay.

Carrie (01:18:06):
Okay.
Ready?
Yes.
Um, so the first listenerquestion was actually the only
listener question we have thisweek because the episode was,
the episode was quite long.
Yeah.
Um,

please send those in as well.
Yes.
Continue to send those in to ourInstagram.
Um mm-hmm.
We'll get to that after, butmake sure you send them in cuz
we, we really do thoroughlyenjoy answering them.

Carrie (01:18:24):
Yeah.
We love it.
Um, so someone asked what ourbeauty tips are.
Okay.
Which I, how flattering.
Yeah.
Right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um, Do you wanna give a coupleand I'll get, or like, give one
of yours and I'll get one.
Yeah.
So a

couple favorites of mine.
Um, one, I absolutely lovegetting my hair done over a
concrete blonde.
I know it's not like a, askincare type thing.
Mm-hmm.
But it is one of my favoritethings that we do for.
Beauty.
Yeah.
Or taking care of ourselves.
Um, Carrie and I are veryfortunate that we go once a
week, um, and get our hairwashed and blown out.

(01:19:00):
So it's just a wash and, and dryand curl.
Style it up a little bit.
Um, that's one of my favoritethings.
If you can get.
Blowout now and then obviously.
Yeah.
Not weekly or just now and then.
Um, I highly recommend itbecause it just feels so good
and so clean.
So

Carrie (01:19:18):
clean.
My hair stays clean so muchlonger.

Yeah.
And like the curls are good andlike, I just, I feel so much
better when I walk out of there.
Mm-hmm.
So I highly recommend it.
I also just highly recommendConcrete Blonde.
Um, in general, if you're localto the area, Also another one,
uh, favorite thing that I do, Iguess is just being consistent.
Mm-hmm.
I was just gonna say consistencywith my skincare.
Mm-hmm.

(01:19:40):
Um, I've, if you've followed usfor a long time, you know that
I've struggled with acne for avery long time.
Mm-hmm.
And went, really went throughit.
Um, so just being consistentwith my skincare and, um, just
being proactive about.
Taking care of your, mm-hmm.
Your skin.
Um, and when you read thosearticles or you see those people

(01:20:01):
on Instagram or whatever aboutputting, send screen on and
just, yeah, just being thorough.
Um, they are not, It's not ajoke.
It is like, it is not just abad, it, it's really important
to continuously do mm-hmm.
Those things for your skin.
Um, so that's just, that's formyself.
It's kind of more generalized.

(01:20:21):
Yeah.
But that's, that's me.

Carrie (01:20:23):
So for me, cuz you did hair, first of all, I'll talk
about my hair first.
Um.
If you have followed us for acouple years, you know, two
years ago I really damaged myhair.
Like I, I was blonde, my hairwas fried from chemicals and
like using too much heat on itand it was just bad.
It was just in a bad, bad place.

(01:20:43):
Yeah.
And for me, again, going forregular blowouts has obviously
helped, but for me it's justlike, Treating your hair better.
Yeah.
Like really taking care of it.
I don't wear tight ponytailsthat often anymore.
Um, I focus on like doing like ahair mask every week, and I'm
very careful what products I putin it.

(01:21:04):
And when I brush it, I'm notaggressive.
Mm-hmm.
You know, like, ugh.
Yeah.
Like I don't, like if I hearthat noise start from the
bottom, work your way up.
Yeah.
Um, just like.
Treat your hair like a babybecause it will break and it
will look like shit.
Been there.
Yeah.
Um, for skincare, same asChristine.
Consistency is key and find aroutine that you like and enjoy

(01:21:24):
and do it.
Every day and do it for months.
Don't, you know, don't wait aweek and be like, oh, this isn't
working.
No, it's gonna take, your skin,takes a long time to turn over,
especially the older you get.
So be patient because it reallydoes take mm-hmm.
Months before you start seeingthe effects of the product
you're using.

(01:21:45):
Um, wash your face every night.
Don't put, make, don't sleepwith makeup.
Mm-hmm.
Like that.
I did that in my twenties.
It's, it's not a vibe

I did the other night and I painted it.
Oh yeah.
Well, it was a little.
I was a little drunk, so Ididn't, I wasn't wearing much to
begin with.
Mm-hmm.
But I was wearing like eyebrowsand mascara and a little bit of
eyeliner and sunscreen from theday.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And I, I felt mm-hmm.
Like smug it after.

Carrie (01:22:09):
Yeah.
And sometimes I smug it.
Sometimes I see people that arelike, oh, when we.
Like we're selling makeup,eraser, cloth and stuff, and
they're like, oh, I don't wearmakeup, so I don't really think
about that.
And I'm like, well, you shouldbe putting sunscreen on every
day.
Yeah.
You also have all the productyou put in all day plus all the
dirt from the air.
Yeah.
You need to wash that off.
Yeah.
It needs to come off your face.
Cleanse it.
Use a really good moisturizer.

(01:22:30):
In my opinion, anyone over 25should be using a retinol every
night.
But that's, that's yourdecision.
And then sunscreen every day.
Mm-hmm.
Like if I do nothing else, Iwash my face and put sunscreen
on.
Yeah.
Like if I, if I.
Run outta the house and don'thave time to do my whole regime.
Sunscreen.
Sunscreen.
Yeah.
Same like that's it.
Yeah.
I'll wash my face.
Lotion it.
Put sunscreen on.
Yeah.

Also, another just like generalized tip.
Make sure you're looking anddoing your research on the
products that you're putting onyour face.
Mm-hmm.
Just because there's so muchstuff out there in the world
that you just, you don't know.
Yeah.
So just maybe contact aprofessional or like a
dermatologist.
Um, make sure you're just doingthat research because your due
diligence, it is your, it isyour skin.

(01:23:12):
Yes.
It is not anybody else's.
Yes.
One thing may work great foryour bestie Yeah.
But it may not work

Carrie (01:23:18):
for you.
Yeah.
Christine and I have completelydifferent regimes.
Exactly.
Because, um, I.
Use some pretty harsh productson my face, but, um, someone who
has, like, for example, likerosacea, really sensitive skin
might not be able to Yeah,exactly.
Christine had acne, so she has,and she has oily skin.
Mine's dry, so we use completelydifferent products.

(01:23:39):
Yeah.

So yeah, just make sure you do that research for
yourself because like I said,your skin is not your best
friend's skin.
It is your skin.
Yes.
And it is gonna be your skin forthe rest of your life.
So Yeah.
Take care of it cuz it's, it isa living, breathing thing.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
As

Carrie (01:23:54):
weird as that is, no, it's your biggest organ on your
body is your skin.
Exactly.
So let's take care of it.
Okay, so now we're gonna moveinto the best part.
I really like that question.
It was good.
Hey, that was really good.
We could probably do a wholelike episode on probably Katie
cuz like I bring favorite thingsabout it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fuck Mary.
Kill Baby.
Yeah.
Me first this time, right?

I have no freaking clue.
Oh, okay.
It's gone.
Like the

Carrie (01:24:17):
wind, sir.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
So fuck Mary.
Kill Billionaire Edition.
Oh, that was really exciting.

Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I, yeah.
Can I fuck Mary and no, I justwanna fucking marry them all.

Carrie (01:24:31):
Yeah, well you might not want to.
Oh, okay.
Elon Musk, you can name yourkid, ex Easy, whatever you named
his kid.
Um,

Kim looking at photos,

Carrie (01:24:45):
making sure, okay.
Yeah.
Elon Musk is first.
Yeah.
Okay.
Jeff Bezos.

Okay.
Hold on.
I'm just, yeah.
Jeff

Carrie (01:24:52):
Bezos.
Yeah.
Oh, cuz you need to see themall.
Yeah.
You're seeing screenshottingthem on her phone as we go.
Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Carrie (01:24:57):
Jeff's not too bad.
No Jeffy?
No, he's not.
I'll call him Jeffy.
I mean, they're allbillionaires, so they're all
gonna be kind of dicks, butthat's okay.
I only can't even say that outloud.
No.
Okay.
It's fine.
Okay.
And Bill Gates, grandpa Gateshere.
Billy?

Mm-hmm.
Okay.
First, Jeff Bezos kind of looklike like's my dad.
Just throwing that out there.
I wasn't gonna say that aloud,but then I did.

Carrie (01:25:20):
Okay.
Okay.
So Bill Gates, he's 67.
Yeah.
Wow.
I thought he was older thanthat.
He looks older than that.
Okay.
So I

need to get back to my photos.
Um, and just to be

Carrie (01:25:32):
clear, they're all really high up there on the, on
the like, scale of billionaires.
So like that's not gonna,doesn't fucking matter.
You one way or another?
No.

Okay.
Well, I think I would, um, JeffBezos

Carrie (01:25:44):
looks like he takes care of himself.
Like he looks like

he.
He doesn't look like my dad inthat photo.
No.
So I'm going off of that photo.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, okay.
So I think I would fuck Elon.
Yeah.
Personally.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think he is kind of hot,actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's okay.
I do.

Carrie (01:26:03):
He just looks like he's done a lot of stuff to his face.
So it's some photos.
Yeah, probably some photos.
He looks more attractive to methan others.
Like this one, it looks like hejust had some shit done.
He does look very, very fake,but this one he doesn't.
Yeah.
See that.
I would fuck that.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're fucking Elon

Musk.
I'm fucking Elon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, I think I'm gonna, MaryBill, do we know if he's a good
guy?
Do we know?
Is he like, does he have goodstandings in the world?
Is he, is he married?
Oh, he got divorced.
Or sh I don't know what happenedin, uh, 2021.
Um, okay,

Carrie (01:26:42):
so he donates billions of dollars to charitable causes.
Nice guy.
Yeah, he, um,

Or is that just a tax write off?
What is your, where are yougoing there, sir?

Carrie (01:26:54):
I mean, it's really hard to say.
Okay.
It's really hard to say.
I mean, I think I'm gonna marryhim.
He's very involved in likephilanthropy and like, you know.
Okay.

I'm, I was feeling pretty good about marrying him
and I don't think he is justdonating for a tax write off.
I don't, I don't think that'sthe case.

Carrie (01:27:14):
Oh, apparently he didn't, he wasn't always the
good guy, but, oh, you knowwhat?
It's really hard to say.
Yeah.
On Reddit they say he's areasonably good person, so.
Okay,

perfect.
Okay, well I'll marry him.
Okay.
And then,

Carrie (01:27:25):
uh, you're killing Jeff Bezos.
What's Say?
Yeah.
Jeff Bezos, Amazon.

I know.
I really like Amazon.
Yeah.
Don't tell him that I would killhim.
Well, if, I mean, if youactually contacted him.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be mad.
Yeah, no, I'd be

Carrie (01:27:38):
happy.
But like that guy came up withAmazon, like, what a fucking
vibe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kate 156 billion.
Yeah,

that's, that was a tough one.
Yeah, that was really toughbecause

Carrie (01:27:51):
Elon Musk though, 256 billion today.

I think that was an easy, yeah, that was pretty

Carrie (01:27:57):
good.
Like I would, and Bill Gates is120 billion.
I mean, you're not, You're notgonna be, uh, without No, no,
no, no.
Okay.
So you're marrying Billy.
I really like how in depth we

go with these, like, yeah.
Right.
Is he a good person?
Like is he actually donating itfor a good cause?
Like

Carrie (01:28:13):
we need, you know, but like, don't you worry like Chris
Hemsworth, I'd marry him at thefucking drop of a hat and it
wouldn't matter if he was a goodperson, you know?
No, no problem.
Yeah.
But like when you're, you know,Yeah.
When you don't look like ChrisHemsworth, you gotta actually
dig deep.

Elon's trying.
Yeah, he's changing his face alot.
Okay.

Carrie (01:28:33):
And he named his kid like Z Dots.
Something.
Um, okay.
Carriere ready for yours?

Yeah.
Okay.
So yours.
Fuck your fuck, Maryl.
Is it the me?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's the hottest men.
Mm-hmm.
Alive.
1986 version.
Oh yeah.
I was born.
According to the PlaygirlMagazine.
Oh, Playgirl and the internet.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Fuck Mary Hill.
Michael J.

(01:29:00):
Fox.
Oh yeah.
Mark Harmon.
I

Carrie (01:29:03):
have photos.
I see them.
I know who Mark Harmon is.
Okay.
He's fucking hot.

Um, and Bruce Willis.

Carrie (01:29:10):
Wow.
Okay.
I love Mark Harmon.
Yeah.
He's hot.
Mm-hmm.
He's a Fox Big fan.
Yeah.
Um, he's in, like, I have photosof

like them in 1986.
I saved them for you.

Carrie (01:29:21):
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I, I would like to see that.
Um, so Mark Harmon is in one ofmy favorite shows.

N C I S.
Yep.
Yeah, I figured that was it.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Here, um, Michael J.
Fox.

Carrie (01:29:32):
Yeah, he's poof.
He's pretty foxy himself.
Yeah.
Okay.
So am I fucking them back in1986?
Well, no, cuz you, you were justborn, no, sorry.
Am I fucking like the 1986version of that?
Yeah, the version.
Okay.
Okay.
Perfect.
Not.
I

need to work on my whee.
It's been so bad lately, Lee.

Carrie (01:29:54):
I assumed that baby Carrie wasn't in on this, but

Mark Harmon, 1986.
Yeah, he's, he's hot.
Yeah.
And then, um, Brucie, which inthis photo.

Carrie (01:30:07):
Yeah.
10 outta 10 because like, he'shot.
Die hard baby.
Okay.
Yeah.
I fucked Bruce Willis.
Good for you.
Yeah, die hard.
Um, and I think I'd marry MarkHerman.
Yeah.
And I'm sorry, Michael J.
Fox.
Like, I gotta go.
I him now.
I honestly thought he was gonnabe my pick, but then you showed
me that picture of Bruce Willis.
Yeah.
Seriously.
I'll, I, I'll post, I think onpost these Thursday.

(01:30:28):
You need to post these?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All three of'em.

I will.
He's in this photo.
Bruce Willis is hot.
Like I would, that would be likemy type.
Yeah, absolutely.
In 19, absolutely.
When I was negative two yearsold.
Yeah.

Carrie (01:30:40):
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Those are my answers.
Locked in baby.
Yeah.
Good.
That was, that was a good one.
We were a

quick this time.
I mean like, yeah.
I had a lot of thoughts about mybillionaire husbands.
Yeah.
But

Carrie (01:30:51):
we were, I feel like we were, I love that I did
billionaire editions.
That was really good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I,

I like how like, because they have so much money,
like I need know information.
Like, are you

Carrie (01:31:01):
good people?
Like, well, they're not goodlooking people, so like you're,
well, not really.
You're marrying them based onother things.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Mean and money aside.
Oh, that too.
No, like money.
What do you mean money?
Whatever.
Like if you're a douche bag, nomatter how much money you have,
it's not, yeah, it's not good.
No, it's not.
But Billy, he

looks, he looks like he's a good guy.
He looks nice.
Like he would, I feel like he'sa standup guy.
Yeah.
Like I would play like he lookslike he plays croquet or
something.
Yeah.
And I would play croquet withhim.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't have any historyof knowing how to play it.
I like on in Wonderland.
Yeah.
They play with upside downflamingos.
Oh well

Carrie (01:31:37):
me, I mean, he has a lot of money.
I'm sure he could get you someupside down Flamingo.

Could you imagine, Carrie, you wanna come over
playing croquet and likeChristine

Carrie (01:31:46):
Gates.
Oh, that's nice.
Sounds lovely.
Yes.
Carrie Harmon, we should do thisevery week.
We should, yeah.
Carrie

Handsworth, Carrie McDonald.

Carrie (01:31:59):
That's not that far from my og last name actually, so
it's true.
My premar last name.
Shit, that was really funny.
Okay, well that was fantastic.
Yeah.
So, uh, part two, uh, uh, comein next week.
Yeah.
Okay.

And it's good you guys.
It is,

Carrie (01:32:13):
it really is good.
Okay.
Okay.
So have a good weekend.
Enjoy.
And we will see you next week.
Okay.
Bye bye.

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