2 Dumb For This

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton absolutely spiral.

What starts as back scratchers and Costco talk somehow turns into:

• Trenton’s 85-pound weight loss (not AIDS, probably)
• Blood oranges and viral social media panic
• Vegan candy inflation and Whole Foods economics
• Costco hot dogs vs. IKEA meatballs
• The Seattle PD refusing to reopen the Kurt Cobain case
• Conspiracy podcasts, aliens, JFK, and secret societies
• Potential s...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Trenton unveils his giant piece of art (it may or may not be straight), we debate which Olympic sport produces the most “talented” athletes, and somehow end up discussing armpit hair, streaming greed, and whether curlers have day jobs.

We spiral into:

• The 2028 LA Olympics and pole vault fantasies
• Why every streaming service is robbing us
• The economics of the Boner Club
• Underarm hair discourse (it gets h...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton accidentally prove that they are officially old.

What starts as a discussion about Trenton’s very real, definitely-not-fake library spirals into a full-blown takedown of modern video games, modern arcades, modern prices, modern cars, modern everything—and yes, Zuckerberg still somehow catches shit.

Along the way, the guys cover:

• Why Nintendo, Sega, and pinball machines were the peak ...

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton tell the full, true story of Wolf Boy — a bizarre Midwest legend involving abandoned farm buildings, late-night fear, snapped trees, and a figure that should not have been there.

Along the way, the guys talk flu recovery, growing up bored in the middle of nowhere, why the ’90s were unhinged, and how all of this somehow turned into releasing new songs every week. Plus: Boner Club ...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse records while deep in the trenches of the Super Flu —feverish, medicated, and dangerously honest—while Trenton remains frustratingly healthy.

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What starts as a conversation about AI songwriting credits quickly spirals into:

• Writing hit songs while deliri...

We’re officially back.

This is our Elvis ‘68 moment - except with worse judgment, more original songs, and absolutely no plan.

We talk about:

• Reviving the show (and why changing the name was a terrible idea)
• Flooding the internet with classic episodes
• Accidentally becoming a band again
• Writing and premiering brand-new original songs on the podcast
• Why modern tech is just subscriptions and upsells in a trench coat
• Parenting, theater kid...