2 Dumb For This

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton go deep into their past lives as broke musicians, terrible negotiators, and part-time Wendy’s employees.

From quitting jobs for bands that never made it, to buying a full drum kit with zero plan, to surviving New York City on pure chaos — this episode is a ride.

They also get into AI music tools, the future of creativity, and whether any of this is good… or the beginning of the end.

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This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton spiral from a “historical” World War II knife into a full-blown debate about whether it’s legit… or from Walmart.

Along the way, things get wildly off track:

• Trenton’s deep dive into a mysterious Navy knife (and a guy named Lyman)
• Childhood ninja fantasies, karate classes, and “Handy Knifey”
• A real-life traffic stop that went… very wrong
• Pepper spray horror stories you cannot un-hear
• Wh...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse starts the show with a pregnancy announcement (don’t worry… it’s April Fools), and things immediately spiral from there.

We cover:

• Why corporate April Fools jokes are painfully unfunny
• Jesse’s near-death vomiting saga
• Trenton’s once-in-a-lifetime, life-altering bathroom experience
• The harsh truth: everything good eventually gets worse
• What we’d do with $100 million (spoiler: helicopters, cults, and...

This episode goes completely off the rails… fast.

We’re talking childhood fears, tapeworm paranoia, haunted houses, creepy footsteps, and the kind of stuff that kept us up at night for years. Plus:

• Real ghost stories (or are they?)
• The weird things we believed as kids
• Why fear might actually make a comeback on this show
• And somehow… it turns into a conversation about survival, Vikings, and street life

Also: 🎵 New songs 📞 Beef ...

The Beef Line is officially back… and things immediately spiral.

This week on 2 Dumb For This:

• Trenton records from what may or may not be a gay nightclub
• Jesse gets mistaken for a 50+ singles event attendee
• The circus debate turns into a full-blown war
• Vomiting stories you didn’t ask for (but now you have)
• We break down why conflict = views
• And somehow end up planning a live show at the Stiefel (??)

Plus: new songs, bad ideas, an...

Jesse and Trenton return with another chaotic episode of Two Dumb For This.

This week they cover everything from Trenton’s legendary 10-beer birthday episode aftermath to the mysterious “Gen Z Stare” that’s taking over customer service. Jesse shares a bizarre experience at a fully automated restaurant, the guys debate whether technology actually made life worse, and they discover their brand-new call-in number unfortunately spells “...

It’s Trenton’s birthday episode and things get weird fast.

Jesse shows up in a Birthday Girl hat, Trenton breaks his 8-month sobriety streak with a stack of Miller High Life, and the conversation spirals into:

• The reality of turning 46
• Why ticket prices are completely insane
• The rise and fall of Singapore as our #1 listener city
• Whether AI is about to destroy humanity
• The economics of the Boner Club
• Why arcades were better in the 90s
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In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton absolutely spiral.

What starts as back scratchers and Costco talk somehow turns into:

• Trenton’s 85-pound weight loss (not AIDS, probably)
• Blood oranges and viral social media panic
• Vegan candy inflation and Whole Foods economics
• Costco hot dogs vs. IKEA meatballs
• The Seattle PD refusing to reopen the Kurt Cobain case
• Conspiracy podcasts, aliens, JFK, and secret societies
• Potential s...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Trenton unveils his giant piece of art (it may or may not be straight), we debate which Olympic sport produces the most “talented” athletes, and somehow end up discussing armpit hair, streaming greed, and whether curlers have day jobs.

We spiral into:

• The 2028 LA Olympics and pole vault fantasies
• Why every streaming service is robbing us
• The economics of the Boner Club
• Underarm hair discourse (it gets h...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton accidentally prove that they are officially old.

What starts as a discussion about Trenton’s very real, definitely-not-fake library spirals into a full-blown takedown of modern video games, modern arcades, modern prices, modern cars, modern everything—and yes, Zuckerberg still somehow catches shit.

Along the way, the guys cover:

• Why Nintendo, Sega, and pinball machines were the peak ...

In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton tell the full, true story of Wolf Boy — a bizarre Midwest legend involving abandoned farm buildings, late-night fear, snapped trees, and a figure that should not have been there.

Along the way, the guys talk flu recovery, growing up bored in the middle of nowhere, why the ’90s were unhinged, and how all of this somehow turned into releasing new songs every week. Plus: Boner Club ...

This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse records while deep in the trenches of the Super Flu —feverish, medicated, and dangerously honest—while Trenton remains frustratingly healthy.

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What starts as a conversation about AI songwriting credits quickly spirals into:

• Writing hit songs while deliri...

We’re officially back.

This is our Elvis ‘68 moment - except with worse judgment, more original songs, and absolutely no plan.

We talk about:

• Reviving the show (and why changing the name was a terrible idea)
• Flooding the internet with classic episodes
• Accidentally becoming a band again
• Writing and premiering brand-new original songs on the podcast
• Why modern tech is just subscriptions and upsells in a trench coat
• Parenting, theater kid...