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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi here that you are crazy Katley Best. I love cats,
cat ass Cat, Two Girls, Three Cats.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Congratulations, keep begun your transformation into crazy Katleen.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All right, we're back with another episode of Two Girls,
Three Cats. This is, of course, the podcast featuring two girls.
That's Jenna Benson and Me Smitha Clarkclo. Jenna, Hello, and
we like to talk about our three cats, who are, of.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Course Connie, Bluebell and Plosser.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The cutest cats in the world. We baby biased, Yes
we may be, but.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I mean, come on, objectively, they are adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They are really adorable. Have you had a good week, Jenna?
How I have?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I haven't had a great week. How about you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I've had a really good week. The cats are loving
the Advent Calendar.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, if you missed the last bonus episode, we unboxed
Advent Calendar for cats all thanks to Fancy Feast and
it was adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And I know it's not Decembia, but I've opened a
few started.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean, get into the Christmas spirit early.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And you know what it is when you start to
open them, You're like, oh, what's going to be the
next flavor?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And so they had a tuna and gravy this morning
before I left Nice. I've never seen two cats more
into their food than this tuna and gravy.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Like I'm being serious, I totally believe that because Connie
loves fancy feast. And this isn't sponsored RhI, genuinely Connie
loves fancy face because I feel free to send through,
but anyway, not sponsored, but they're addicted.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, not sponsored, but please send through some of the
tuna with the gravy in the middle. I don't unerstand
what tuna gravy is, but I'm not gonna ask questions.
All right, what's on the agenda today?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So today is going to be a very special episode?
Why because the one and only Smith the Clark has
a birthday this week?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Can I just say I'm just going to interject here
and just say that that means it's been a year
since I got Bluebell because my husband got me blue
Belt for my birthday because he knew how much I
wanted and needed a cat. I remember that, so clearly
best birthday present ever.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Truly the best. Yeah, so I've got your birthday cat
that you could unbox. Now, unfortunately it's not a cat
this time. Wait till next year different, a year into
the podcast, maybe a podcast cat.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That, Yes, we could just have him or her live
in the studio. It was funny though, when we were
coming into the studio because you were like, don't look
at me, I've got something, and I'm like, I'm not
looking at you, and I'm kind of listening out though,
hoping that I can hear him.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, and here it
comes jokes. Anyway, I'm going to get your present.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, I'm excited. Thank you. You didn't have to get
me anything.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Is it fancy fisz tuna with gravy in the middle?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Maybe next year for your next caty. This is happy day.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So I made it for you.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
She's opening it, Oh my god, Oh my goodness. Oh
I can kind of see what it is through the
bubble wrap, so I'm just opening it. Oh my goodness.
How did you make this? So I got married this year? Yes,
(03:25):
And when I got married, I took blue Bell with
me and it was an outdoor wedding and it was
a really it was just a beautiful day. It was
just me, my husband and basically two witnesses. And blue
bell so cute. And so the picture is Jenna's made
me a picture. I don't know how you've done this,
but there's it's a it's a photo of me and
(03:47):
my husband on our wedding day with blue bell and
blossom there. Yes, it's so beautiful. Oh my god, that's
Oh my god, look at how cute that is. That
is so beautiful. How did you even make that?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So I did it on photoshelp, just played around, messed
around with a few effects and things, and I got
some inspiration from TikTok and Instagram from people who do
like pet portraits and things like that, and I thought,
you know what, I'm going to try and do it
and make it even nicer than theirs. And then I
(04:23):
got it professionally printed and framed, and yeah, that's the story.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It is so beautiful. For anybody that follows us on socials,
Jenna does all of that. She is a whiz with photoshot,
with video editing, just with general social media stuff. She
is amazing. This is seriously so beautiful. The colors, the
colors are stunning. And you know what, as well, you've
really captured So the theme of the wedding it was
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wasn't really like a proper It wasn't like it was
a proper wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm not really married.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It was official, it was official, but it was just
a really tiny wedding. We didn't want to make like
a big deal. We have been together for a really
long time. We didn't want to do the whole big
wedding thing because that's not us. But I did. When
I got my flowers made, I actually wanted the colors
blue for blue Bell with a touch of pink because
it's my favorite color. And I always think of blue
Bell as very blue. That's her color, and Blossom is
(05:17):
very very pink. Yes, and this is exactly what you've
put in the pack.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm so glad because that's how I picture them as well.
And I thought, I don't know if Sam does as well,
but just in my mind, I see them as blue
and pink.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Because Blossom has got her little pink toy that she
carries round and that's she just like, she's such a
pink girl, and blue Bell is so blue, and because
of their eyes, of course they're blue. Oh my god,
thank you so much. I'm so glad you like it.
And what a great memory of a great day.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
So what was funny was it went into the Daily
Mail when I got married. Oh yes, yes, I don't
know if you remember this. Backing up slightly, I didn't
tell anyone I was getting married.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Not even me, no one, not even me. I had
no idea until I saw photos.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I took the day off on the twenty second of
February twenty two, so that's our wedding anniversary. I thought
it'd be a cool day. I didn't date. Yeah, I
didn't tell anyone except for my mom, who I rang
like an hour before or something to tell her, and
my witness Laura, who came.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He's also a listener who's also hello, Laura shouted out
to Laura, Laura and Millie.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Who's a dog not a cat. And yeah, so we
didn't tell anybody. And then I got hit up by
a bunch of friends in the UK who saw that
it was in the Daily Mail. And because we took
blue Bell with us, I took a photo of me
in the lift, in my wedding dress with my floral
crown on and my flowers, holding the bag with blue
Bell in and I took a photo of us and
I was like, we did it we got married, we
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took the cat, and people were reading that as I
stole a cat from the wedding, not like I took
the cat to my wedding.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
We took the cat at the wedding.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We took the cat at the wedding. Yeah, I just
stole a cat, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
And I love how they focused on that rather than
you're married, Yeah, you took a cat from your wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Hell. So we got married down at Sydney Harbor and
it was the worst weather that I've ever seen in
my life. But I knew that I couldn't get married
without blue Bell being there. So she came with us
and she watched. She was in her little container and
we were undercover, thankfully, and she watched from the sidelines.
So she watched me get married. That's so cute. And
so this is just the perfect gift, I know. And
(07:27):
little Blossom wasn't even born yet, She wasn't even born.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
She says, she was like a little spirit there.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She I'm allergic to cats. Two girls, three cats, Okay.
A couple of shout outs to some cat listeners. Is
Ollie our oldest cat. He's twenty one years old.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Twenty one in human years. Yeah, in human years.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What wait, other cat years.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That's let's look into that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So he fell out of bed the other night, but
apparently he's fine. Oh and speaking of food that like
cats won't eat, he refuses to eat any cat food
apart from jelly. I don't know if that's human jelly,
human jelly or animal jelly cat jelly. Maybe she just
means like just cat food and jelly.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's cutey the way.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Imagine how much if you only ate like strawberry like
airplane jelly.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, yeah, all my eight is jelly.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Also to Harry, Harry who works with us, Yes, he
sent us some purring of his cat Amber. Hello Amber, Hello,
Amber shared out to amberis Oh, and keep your reviews
coming on Apple and Spotify.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, please, we love them so far they honestly make
our week, so it please keep them coming.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Because remember, we are here repping the cat people. We're
trying to turn around the cat's reputation one podcast at
a time. We're trying to make these trying to get
people to get on board with us. We are we
are the personification of cats. Yeah, we are you. We
are the cat listeners. Yes, we are here for you,
so send us your details. We want to rep you absolutely,
(08:59):
send them in right now, right now, Do it now
before we forget.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Send us anything you want at two Girls, Three Cats
podcasts on All Socials.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Jenna, I love you, I love you, Sam, and I
hope you have the best birthday ever. Two Girls, Three Cats.
Two Girls, Three Cats is hosted and produced by Samantha
Clark and Jenna Benson.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Audio production by Wayne Fox aka Foxy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
All social and video content by Jenna Benson.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And a big thank you to all the cats in
the world, including our very own Bluebell, Blossom and Connie.
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