All Episodes

January 20, 2023 10 mins

Jenna and Sam are back for 2023 and trying to figure out why Taylor Swift's cat is worth so much, meanwhile Jenna goes viral with a hack for her cat, Connie.

Welcome to 2 Girls 3 Cats 😻

Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode and follow us on socials at @2girls3catspodcast.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
I hear that you.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Are crazy Katy Bees. I love cats, cat ass cat
Two Girls, Three Cats. Congratulations you've begun your transformation into
crazy Catley.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's twenty twenty three and we are here with a
brand new, refreshed Two Girls, Three Cats with me, Sammy
and Me.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Jenna. Welcome back, Jenna, Welcome back, Sam.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
We had somewhat of an accidental break.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We did. Yes, we want to explain what happened.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
We fully planned on carrying on doing the podcast over Christmas,
but one of us in this room got COVID.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, that was me, it was you.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I had COVID that went on for a couple of weeks.
I could not test negative.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
My god, how long? How long did you have it?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
By day sixteen? Well, I think I was like, right,
I think I'm okay now sixteen But like, the worst
part was the first few days, but then it carried on.
But can I just say what lost? One was a
beautiful little helper. Oh we saw the picture on Instagram
where she's cuddling me and I'm asleep. Yes, she loves
a cuddle. That worded she was there.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
For me during Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I did google. Can cats get COVID though, because I.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Thought, oh, I've googled that before, don't google that at home.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Really, I forget what it said. It was contradictory.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Do you know when you googles something that's like very
very definite yes, cats can get COVID And there was
a very very definite no, cats cannot get COVID. Yes,
or it's like under nor point no, not whatever percent.
But I didn't want to risk that. But at the
end of the day, I was like, they're going to
get it. I lived in a one bedroom apartment, yeah,
you know, And so she was right in my face.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was praying she didn't get COVID, but she didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh she's the meun, She's a meon, She's a mune.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
How much is Connie worth in dollar value? Because I
was thinking about this, Oh how much are they worth?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Actually I don't know, but I see where you're coming from,
like a nit worth for a celebrity cat.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Connie should be a celeb.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
And let me say, yep, her video or the video
I made obviously not her of me making her new
little ikea cat bed has the past twenty thousand years.
So I'd like to say, she's worth a million.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That is so cool. What a great thing to do
over Christmas. I think I might have had COVID at
this point of vent.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I think you did.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I remember seeing you do and going hah, that's really cool,
but didn't really think any further about it.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, and everybody has said, oh yeah, I bet you
made it. And she hasn't slept on it. She sleeps
on it all the time. I bet she's on that
bed right now.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
How long did it take you to build the Ikea bed?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'd say about half an hour.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, I was also building an Ikea little cupboard and
an Ikea table, so I got the hang of it
because building that little cupboard took two days.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So you know, can I just say we're not sponsored
by Ikea?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh no, no, no, not at all. But like I
always said, ika.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
If you want to feature and let us send us
some stuff that we can build badly. Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I actually did build some my Kia furniture over the
before I got COVID, and it was there's a lot
of stress in my house.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So so stressful.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Isn't it. The cats lay on everything. You heared every
part that I needed so true.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's so true.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
And then for instance with me with the little nails,
Connie will come around and like.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Push a little paw and pretend to.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Play with it, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, please,
for your own safety, avoid the nail.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I Actually, you know when you're building something and there's
a supposed to be a shelf that goes in there,
and you're like, I don't know, it's fine without this shelf.
I've got like two glass shelves left over for when
I built something, and they've been sitting on my counter
ready to go to like the lock up cage, the
storage cage. I can't move them now because the cats
are just like I'm gonna lie on that. They just

(03:48):
fall in love with it, don't They fall in love
with everything? I know?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
But back to the network. Sorry, that was my fault,
a little.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Team okay, okay, back to the net worth of down to.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
The dollar valley? Yes, like, what are you bringing in?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
What are you worth? Cats? Because I think about my
two and how much they cost.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Blue Belt I bought during lockdown and she was like
very very very expensive. I feel like she was around
three or four K wow. I think it was maybe
three eight something like that. However, I didn't pay for them.
It was my husband the border for my birthday. Odd
cute last time I got recently, semi recently, and she
was I think she was two eight.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, so a reduction because she's introduction. She's a rag dollars. Well,
both ragged dolls, so there's no difference in that.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, from the same place.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
So I can only think it was the lockdown because
I got Blue Belt Ride at the end of Lockdown,
and I think a couple of weeks after, I remember
seeing the prices of pets come down. But really, how
much are you going to pay for a pep luck exactly?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I mean with Connie, she was a I think she
was a two hundred dollar donation, but I got a
five hundred dollar bar from work. Oh good for you,
I know, first time ever, and I was very happy.
So I donated that five hundred dollars to Kitty Cat Rescue.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, I was not ready.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's so cute because I.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Love her so much and I want all the other
cats to find homes like she did.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah. I've seen some rescue cats recently that I've been
so tempted to bring home too, I need a bigger place.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Likewise, I need a bigger place. Yeah, we need more cats,
we just do.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
So who then, would be the most valuable in terms
of dollars and cents cat in the world? Do you think?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Oh my god, I can't believe he just brought this up?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Right?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So I just saw an article. Yeah, and it was
actually written from someone within Arn where we work. Really yes,
funnily you know. Okay, they sent it to me and
it's talking about Taylor Swift's cat. I think it's Olivia Benson. Yeah,
that's cat. Such a cutie. Let me get this up
because it's just so funny you brought it up.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Is this the Scottish Fold?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, yes, yes, here we go.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Okay, So Taylor Swift's cat, Olivia Benson is worth a
cool ninety seven million dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Ninety okay, so I thought Blue Boar was expensive.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Ninety seven million dollars. What makes her so expensive rich?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't Yeah, what makes hers?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
So? What does she does she do? Tricks? Like? Does
she does she make the food? Is she also like
working as a as a chef in Taylor Swift's house?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
What is she?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Do you imagine a little cat just cooking whole cute
cute anyway. Firstly, she's Taylor Swift's cat. Okay, Taylor Swift's
Taylor Swift. Yeah so, But in this article, it says
that Olivia Benson has also appeared in several of Swift's
music videos since she was a kitten, as well as
commercials for diet Coke and shoe brand Kids.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Right, so she's getting those commercial dollars in she is?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I mean, look out, read cheers.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I bet she's sponsored. I bet she could be sponsored
by Ikea.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Can you imagine Ikea promoting the little bed that's meant
for dolls? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is it meant for dolls?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's meant for dolls. It's in the kids section, and
it's meant for dolls. Stupid who That's what I said.
Why would you put a doll in a bed? That's
stupid exactly. I feel strongly about this. Why not have
a section for pets.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well and dolls in America?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm pretty sure they Ikea does have a pet section.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It doesn't here though, doesn't know, it doesn't hear at all.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
So the closest you can get to a pet section
is a doll bed.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean rag doll. True.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
True, but I mean, come on, Ikia Australia, Ikea Australia.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
So I wonder if Olivia Benson has her own bed.
I bet she does.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh surely, surely she'd have a human sized bed and
she have her own room.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, she would.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I can just imagine it just elegant.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Maud be so tasteful.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh, it would be so so tasteful.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Have you seen those TikTok videos where people have like
built into their wall hat bedroom.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yes, and they're the little mini rooms behind, like in
a secret door and everything amazing. I've actually thought about
doing that, but then realized no, I yeah, simply cannot.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I am renting.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I probably can't make any Yes, and even if I tried,
it wouldn't work.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, because I mean, I know you've done the Ikea
bed right, Yes, However, creating a whole other room that
would be a challenge.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's a whole different level, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah. So basically, what we need to do to get
rich so we can move into these houses where we
can give our cats the space that they deserve and
their own rooms, which all cats deserve their space, is
we need to get onto some of this, Taylor Swift,
Olivia Bentzon money. We need to get them on ads, yep,
we need to get them wearing shoes. There was a
shoe add or something yep.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, drinking the diet was it the diet coke?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, wouldn't really suggest that weird weird choice, yeah, by
diet coke. But you know I probably would have chosen
a cat as well, so I can't judge. True, but
just a p SA, don't give your cat don't or
full fat coke or just no soft drink sorry, no water,
just water water maybe if they're kitten milk as well,

(09:20):
the cat milk the human yes, the cat milk. But
like I said, we're not experts.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
The trolls don't come for us, do not come for us. Okay,
so that's our plan for this year. Then we can
get rich. I'm going to get our cats famous. We
don't care about being famous ourselves. No, no, no, we
just want our cats to be famous. We want to
get some of that coin we want to.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Make banks exactly, and we want that coin for our
for our cat, for us.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I couldn't care less.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
It's expensive to have cats.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Exactly, and I want I want my cat to have
the best life ever as you would as well.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, so we need money, We need money.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Let's become tailor swift.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Two Girls, Three Cats.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Two Girls, three Cats is hosted and produced by some
The Clark and Jenna Benson.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Audio production by Wayne Fox aka Foxy.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
All social and video content by Jenna Benson.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And a big thank you to all the cats in
the world.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Including our very own Bluebell, Blossom and Connie. Now
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
24/7 News: The Latest

24/7 News: The Latest

The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.