December 20, 2022 • 8 mins
It's Christmas at 2 Girls 3 Cats HQ and we've officially lost our minds. But, what's new?
We introduce you to the world's oldest living cat, and Mitch Churi comes in hot from TikTok's For You Fest with a special message.Â
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I hear that you are crazy Catley Best.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I love cats, cat basket, two girls, three cats.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Gratulations, you begun your transformation into crazy Catli. It's two girls,
three cats with me, Sammy and me Janna Janet's leading
up to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is only a few more days, few more days.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And you know what that means for cat lovers? What
does that mean? And people just generally.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Everywhere two point four gifts gifts.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It also means Christmas cracker jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh he does lame jokes, lame, very lame, dad joke,
Dad Joe, those type of things.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, yeah, so one springs to mind. Who delivers presents
to cats?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh cat miss Santa pause? Of course, of course, basically
any joke that's based around claws or pause. Yeap, just
a pun of some kind.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
His cats have paws and claws which rhymes with Santa clause.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wow, revolutionary.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
This is the podcast where we talk about nothing but cats, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And not about Christmas cracker jokes.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Sorry about that. I just they were on my mind.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean it had to happen sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
But they're at my system. I mean, they are lame.
We don't really like puns either, do we.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We're not a fan, but I mean, like I said before,
sometimes it's inevitable.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It is inevitable. And sometimes when someone's emailing you about
the podcast, I'll be like perfect and you're like yeah,
and then it's like there's a lot of perfect. What
are the cat puns are?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh, there's so many poresum or some catitude cat chew,
that's another one catastrophe.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, there's so many, but I think it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's always perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Perfect. That's used a lot, and I hate seeing it written.
But I say it. You know that. I yes, I'm like, oh,
that's perfect, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I can't avoid it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sometimes when I say it, you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I know, But I feel like you've instilled that in me,
that distaste of cat dis taste because we're so highbrow
here on Two Girls.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So yes, our taste in jokes is just like so
smart that we don't like Christmas cracker joke.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I mean we're intellectuals, we really are.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm allergic to cats. Two Girls, three cats?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
What are we talking about today, Jenna?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So, I have a Guinness World record to share with
you for the most cats fitness studio did. They're coming
in bring them in I wish no, no, don't be disappointed.
I would never This one is pretty adorable. Okay, So
I'm going to talk about Flossy.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Flossy is a cute name.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Flossy has received official recognition from Guinness World Records for
something important.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
What is so important about Flossy?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay? Not only is Flossy absolutely adorable, and I'll put
a photo of Flossy up on our socials at two Girls,
Three Cats podcast, but Flossy, at the age of almost
twenty seven, which is the feline equivalent of being one
hundred and twenty here years, has been crowned the world's
oldest living cat.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh my goodness, FLOSSI canngratulate graduations, Flossy. So we discussed
this before about cat ages and human ages. We never
really got to the bottom of it. So there is
cat ages and human ages. Do the maths? So what
does that? No?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I just see numbers and you know that numbers meme
the math meme with that, lady. That's my head at
the moment. I don't understand any number of things. So
I'm just going to stick with Flossy being twenty seven
years old.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh what a good age for a cat I.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Know, and Flossi has quite a bit of sweet pass. Okay,
So Flossi has been in several homes since living as
astray kitten in England in the first few months of
her life in nineteen ninety five. Like nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So she was adopted by a worker at the hospital
where she was astray and she lived with that worker
for ten years before her owner died.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh I hate that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So Flossi was taken in by her late sister. After
fourteen years, her second owner died. Oh. So she was
then with her second owner's son for three years before
being entrusted to volunteers at Cat's Protection. But this is
when word of her incredible age began to spread and
the journey to confirm her record began. So the new owner,
(04:18):
Vicky Green, adopted her after the elderly pet was handed
into UK cat welfare charity Cat's Protection in August. So
that was only a few months ago. Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So basically she's adopted a cat. Turns out it's a
record holder. Yeah, she getting sponsored.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I know, no, but how amazing. And it's so inspiring
to see people adopt seeing your cats. It's so important.
It really is nice. Older cats are lovely. They are
they are, they really are.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I just want to keep adopting cats. I keep seeing
cats everywhere. And you know what's stopping me from getting
a whole bunch of cats? What the name of this podcast? Like,
we would have so much to change, It's so true.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And to be honest, I don't have the time to
change the artwork and everything. Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, no, I'm like I wouldn't put that on you. No,
And where would we fit the picture of the fourth
cat exactly?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And even if we did get another cat, I would
feel bad leaving them out of the time. Oh I
couldn't exclude and keeping them a secret, Like, I couldn't
do that to them.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Imagine if you had a secret cat.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know, a secret cat, bring him in. You're a
crazy Catly.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Two girls, three cats.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So I want to talk about something this week? Oh yes,
so something that I got up to. I went to
TikTok's for you fest.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yes, that looked fun.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It was fun and I was working on the Red
Carpet getting interviews and I ran in it your friend,
So if you don't know, Jenna doesn't just appear on
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And quite the swinger.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
She's quite the swinger, the podcast swinger. So she's actually
on another podcast which is called was it called again?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is it just me?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So you are on that show.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm the third wheel.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Sometimes I look for you and you're not there.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes, sometimes I have to record this podcast yep, which
is sometimes at the same time as the recording for
that pod.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Podcaster.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, I'll try.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I saw your co host on the red carpet.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh he did?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Which one Mitch Churi?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yes, although the other Mitch was there. Oh yes, I
didn't see him on the red carpet. And this is
what Mitch Churi had to say.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Let's see hello, Hello. I will just say, out of
all my TikTokers, here tonight the host of two Girls.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Three Cats. Oh my god, I don't wait myself. Is
the cat here?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Where's the cat?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
No, there's no cats here? And there there's no Jenny
here either.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
She's the real star.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
She's the real star, right she should be hosting Tony
Armstrong's Hot But Jenna Benson, Oh my god, next level.
I'm just hanging on her coattail. O. Mitch, He's so great.
I love me.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's the best. We should actually have him as a guest.
I want to hear his opinion on cats because I
honestly haven't even asked him.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I would love to have it. Do you think he
would come on?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, surely, I'll make him.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I feel like he does a lot of work, and
I feel like if you can put on the radio
anytime in there he is, you can put a podcast
their ears, and then you put the TV on it
a there he is.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's true, he's everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I feel like he is stretched a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But you know, he needs to be part of a
cat podcast. That's one thing he hasn't done.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, that's fair. So in the new year, then we'll
put him down as one of our list of guests. Yeah,
let's do it, because we have a few guests coming
up next. We do, we do.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's an exciting year.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It is going to be really exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm allergic to cats. Two girls, three cats.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So yeah, we're leading into Christmas. Yes, we've got to
go and get our two point four presents for the cats.
I've pretty got you've got yours.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I am gifting my cat the equivalent to what you're
supposed to be gifting, like five cats Love Connie's getting
a lot of presents.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You know how I told you last week about how
I'd ordered the stock with the bee on it. Yes,
order got canceled because they've run out. No, they've run
out of stockings with a lot of bee on it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
So they're getting they're not getting stock in this year.
But they have had loads of presents already, and I
will give them some more presents, but no stocking.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm sure they'll be fine. Like they probably get in
the stocking, which.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Would be a door of how cute would that be?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Photo shoot?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh look cute? Now I want you to get a
stocking for them.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's too late unless I go Christmas shopping now, which
I don't want to because it's chaos.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Avoid that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm not leaving this podcast studio until after Christmas. Good
Quite honestly, I don't want to go back out there.
Just bring in the cats here and the cats they're fine.
I could nap here.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Let's do it. Do that. I'm tired.
I hear that you are crazy Catley Best.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I love cats, cat basket, two girls, three cats.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Gratulations, you begun your transformation into crazy Catli. It's two girls,
three cats with me, Sammy and me Janna Janet's leading
up to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is only a few more days, few more days.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And you know what that means for cat lovers? What
does that mean? And people just generally.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Everywhere two point four gifts gifts.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It also means Christmas cracker jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh he does lame jokes, lame, very lame, dad joke,
Dad Joe, those type of things.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, yeah, so one springs to mind. Who delivers presents
to cats?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh cat miss Santa pause? Of course, of course, basically
any joke that's based around claws or pause. Yeap, just
a pun of some kind.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
His cats have paws and claws which rhymes with Santa clause.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wow, revolutionary.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
This is the podcast where we talk about nothing but cats, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And not about Christmas cracker jokes.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Sorry about that. I just they were on my mind.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I mean it had to happen sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
But they're at my system. I mean, they are lame.
We don't really like puns either, do we.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We're not a fan, but I mean, like I said before,
sometimes it's inevitable.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It is inevitable. And sometimes when someone's emailing you about
the podcast, I'll be like perfect and you're like yeah,
and then it's like there's a lot of perfect. What
are the cat puns are?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh, there's so many poresum or some catitude cat chew,
that's another one catastrophe.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, there's so many, but I think it's perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's always perfect.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Perfect. That's used a lot, and I hate seeing it written.
But I say it. You know that. I yes, I'm like, oh,
that's perfect, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I can't avoid it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sometimes when I say it, you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I know, But I feel like you've instilled that in me,
that distaste of cat dis taste because we're so highbrow
here on Two Girls.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
So yes, our taste in jokes is just like so
smart that we don't like Christmas cracker joke.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I mean we're intellectuals, we really are.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm allergic to cats. Two Girls, three cats?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
What are we talking about today, Jenna?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So, I have a Guinness World record to share with
you for the most cats fitness studio did. They're coming
in bring them in I wish no, no, don't be disappointed.
I would never This one is pretty adorable. Okay, So
I'm going to talk about Flossy.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Flossy is a cute name.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Flossy has received official recognition from Guinness World Records for
something important.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
What is so important about Flossy?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay? Not only is Flossy absolutely adorable, and I'll put
a photo of Flossy up on our socials at two Girls,
Three Cats podcast, but Flossy, at the age of almost
twenty seven, which is the feline equivalent of being one
hundred and twenty here years, has been crowned the world's
oldest living cat.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh my goodness, FLOSSI canngratulate graduations, Flossy. So we discussed
this before about cat ages and human ages. We never
really got to the bottom of it. So there is
cat ages and human ages. Do the maths? So what
does that? No?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I just see numbers and you know that numbers meme
the math meme with that, lady. That's my head at
the moment. I don't understand any number of things. So
I'm just going to stick with Flossy being twenty seven
years old.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh what a good age for a cat I.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Know, and Flossi has quite a bit of sweet pass. Okay,
So Flossi has been in several homes since living as
astray kitten in England in the first few months of
her life in nineteen ninety five. Like nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So she was adopted by a worker at the hospital
where she was astray and she lived with that worker
for ten years before her owner died.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh I hate that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So Flossi was taken in by her late sister. After
fourteen years, her second owner died. Oh. So she was
then with her second owner's son for three years before
being entrusted to volunteers at Cat's Protection. But this is
when word of her incredible age began to spread and
the journey to confirm her record began. So the new owner,
(04:18):
Vicky Green, adopted her after the elderly pet was handed
into UK cat welfare charity Cat's Protection in August. So
that was only a few months ago. Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So basically she's adopted a cat. Turns out it's a
record holder. Yeah, she getting sponsored.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I know, no, but how amazing. And it's so inspiring
to see people adopt seeing your cats. It's so important.
It really is nice. Older cats are lovely. They are
they are, they really are.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I just want to keep adopting cats. I keep seeing
cats everywhere. And you know what's stopping me from getting
a whole bunch of cats? What the name of this podcast? Like,
we would have so much to change, It's so true.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And to be honest, I don't have the time to
change the artwork and everything. Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, no, I'm like I wouldn't put that on you. No,
And where would we fit the picture of the fourth
cat exactly?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And even if we did get another cat, I would
feel bad leaving them out of the time. Oh I
couldn't exclude and keeping them a secret, Like, I couldn't
do that to them.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Imagine if you had a secret cat.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know, a secret cat, bring him in. You're a
crazy Catly.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Two girls, three cats.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
So I want to talk about something this week? Oh yes,
so something that I got up to. I went to
TikTok's for you fest.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yes, that looked fun.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It was fun and I was working on the Red
Carpet getting interviews and I ran in it your friend,
So if you don't know, Jenna doesn't just appear on
this podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And quite the swinger.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
She's quite the swinger, the podcast swinger. So she's actually
on another podcast which is called was it called again?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is it just me?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So you are on that show.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm the third wheel.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Sometimes I look for you and you're not there.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes, sometimes I have to record this podcast yep, which
is sometimes at the same time as the recording for
that pod.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Podcaster.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, I'll try.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I saw your co host on the red carpet.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh he did?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Which one Mitch Churi?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yes, although the other Mitch was there. Oh yes, I
didn't see him on the red carpet. And this is
what Mitch Churi had to say.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Let's see hello, Hello. I will just say, out of
all my TikTokers, here tonight the host of two Girls.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Three Cats. Oh my god, I don't wait myself. Is
the cat here?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Where's the cat?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
No, there's no cats here? And there there's no Jenny
here either.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
She's the real star.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
She's the real star, right she should be hosting Tony
Armstrong's Hot But Jenna Benson, Oh my god, next level.
I'm just hanging on her coattail. O. Mitch, He's so great.
I love me.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's the best. We should actually have him as a guest.
I want to hear his opinion on cats because I
honestly haven't even asked him.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I would love to have it. Do you think he
would come on?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, surely, I'll make him.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I feel like he does a lot of work, and
I feel like if you can put on the radio
anytime in there he is, you can put a podcast
their ears, and then you put the TV on it
a there he is.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's true, he's everywhere.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I feel like he is stretched a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But you know, he needs to be part of a
cat podcast. That's one thing he hasn't done.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, that's fair. So in the new year, then we'll
put him down as one of our list of guests. Yeah,
let's do it, because we have a few guests coming
up next. We do, we do.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's an exciting year.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It is going to be really exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm allergic to cats. Two girls, three cats.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So yeah, we're leading into Christmas. Yes, we've got to
go and get our two point four presents for the cats.
I've pretty got you've got yours.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I am gifting my cat the equivalent to what you're
supposed to be gifting, like five cats Love Connie's getting
a lot of presents.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You know how I told you last week about how
I'd ordered the stock with the bee on it. Yes,
order got canceled because they've run out. No, they've run
out of stockings with a lot of bee on it.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
So they're getting they're not getting stock in this year.
But they have had loads of presents already, and I
will give them some more presents, but no stocking.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I'm sure they'll be fine. Like they probably get in
the stocking, which.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Would be a door of how cute would that be?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Photo shoot?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh look cute? Now I want you to get a
stocking for them.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's too late unless I go Christmas shopping now, which
I don't want to because it's chaos.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Avoid that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm not leaving this podcast studio until after Christmas. Good
Quite honestly, I don't want to go back out there.
Just bring in the cats here and the cats they're fine.
I could nap here.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Let's do it. Do that. I'm tired.
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