2 Gleeps
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Episodes
The Gleepening is back. That means we finished another year of the pod. To celebrate we are talking about mimes and ghost hunters. There is a quick audio analysis before we start a rousing game of the fan favorite - mental tic tac toe. We also play hangman (which is really good in an audio format) because we are amazing podcast hosts. Also, we completely overhaul and fix every sport that exists. Every. Sport.
P.S. you are allowed...
Another Bankmas Eve episode is here...who would've guessed. Seems a little late since it's February, but the show must go on. Will Stephanie Tanner finally tell us how to wreck a date in even one way in this episode? No.
Bankmas Eve 3 is back for a second part...and we all know what that means. With more Bankmas Eve 3 comes more of Stephanie Tanner's problems. Will we even learn one out of the ten ways to wreck a date in this part of the book? No. No we will not. SPOILER ALERT by the way.
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Today is Bankmas Eve, and to celebrate we are going to be reading from our favorite book. It also wouldn't feel right if we didn't revisit the Treasury of American Humor, for the first time in a long time, in order to tell let you experience the best story ever written. This is a full time reading episode, so buckle your belt and tie your shoes.
Wouldn't it be funny if cartoons were Chinese? No, I'm not talking about Chinese cartoons. I'm specifically talking about cartoons dubbed over by a Chinese guy. We also cast the actors for our brand new movie based on Rock, Paper, Scissors (we will discuss the plot at a later date if this episode gets two upvotes and/or if we feel like it). On top of all of that, Brad is back (yeah, same Brad), and Joey's not too happy. Also, bugle...
Noah is constantly finding teeth everywhere he goes, and the Tooth Fairy won't do anything about it. Colton has a brand new business idea. We also read some 60+ soup jokes and discuss the differences between our Thanksgiving dinners.
P.S. The pod picture was not changed to a picture of a buffet because it was downloaded was a WEBP file, just look up a picture of a buffet (furniture) for full immersion into this episode.
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This episode starts off like any other classic episode that we've ever released. We even delve into the inner workings of working at Subway, however; enjoyment can't last forever, not when the threat of the worst and most confusing fast food item ever created looms in the back of our minds. The cheesy roll up from Taco Bell is so disturbing, it took over this episode completely and also the next one.
Have you ever taken a sub cla...
This one is all about being kidnapped. Join us as we discover who Amber Alert really was, and learn about multiple different kidnappings. Don't worry, it's not all sadness and sniffles, we make sure to leave this episode with a happy ending...relatively speaking of course. I don't know, maybe riddles will cheer everyone up.
Have you been kidnapped? Email us and we will try to help you.
This episode is a death episode. We start by discussing the presidential assassination attempt that everyone has been talking about. We then move our conversation to the famous killings of the London Stabber. And finally, Noah hatches a plan to enact a new law by explaining Budd Dwyer's death to Governor Tim Walz.
When do you think 'Ol James C. is going to die?
Did you know the name of the Midnight Tipst...
It's story time in this one folks. We are leaving the Baja to take you all the way back to the good old days of one year ago to explain what exactly went down when we left on our westward expansion. Storms, coffee, and Cody...those words will mean a lot more to you once you've listened to the episode.
Do you have a lobster shirt?
How many cups of coffee can you drink?
We are going back to school for this one. Colton doesn't remember anything, and Noah remembers too much. There's some talk about the war that happened in Mexico, and we try to get a GED so we can drop out in 8th grade. Also, is Scooby Doo racist?
Do you remember 2nd grade?
Do you know how to crack an egg without making any omelets?
It's time to find out once and for all if we are smarter than a first grader. Afterwards, we start a group text chain with everyone we graduated with to plan a birthday party...well...not everyone we graduated with. Not everyone we graduated with is that great of a person. You will understand that more once we explain it to you. Also, Colton talks about his future plan for the podcast, and why he started the podcast in the first pl...
Vacation mode activated. The Gleeps are in the Baja. We don't know where that is, but it isn't important. Colton plans to run for office and he explains how he plans to win. A brief discussion occurs about how strokes actually work, which leads into a less brief discussion on whether or not babies like cinnamon. It sort of seems like it's just an acquired taste.
Would you let Colton feed your baby cinnamon?
2 Gleeps is back, baby! And it's Maypril fools. The Gleeps explain the tribulations that they went through to mourn the passing of the inhabitants of the Titan submersible, and how, after all this time, they were finally able to come to terms with the fact that there was nothing to even mourn about. Ken Jennings has his super hero alter ego exposed in this episode. Also, Colton talks about his go to gift to give to his family at Ch...
Happy Valentime, exactly two years after this podcast started, this episode was posted. It is a special episode because I say it is. What makes it special? Doesn't matter. We talk about Asians and apes in this episode...other things too, but the other stuff doesn't matter.
Not much to bring up about this episode, except that Noah is going through second puberty. He also thoroughly explains how he is saving the world by killing bears. Also, Colton makes a ground breaking discovery about Native American Indians.
Bankmas Eve is back again. Probably a whole lot sooner than you thought. Unless you actually believed that we would only give you 47 minutes worth of Bankmas Eve celebrations this year. Just admit it. You got Bankmas fooled.
We managed to get the whole gang together in this episode to discuss credit cards, game shows, and Sprite Remix. You know...all the most festive topics. Also, there is a bonus Gleep of Faith mini episode hidden...
This one is all about falling. We want more people to fall and get hurt. WE DO NOT NECESSARILY WISH FOR PEOPLE TO DIE FROM FALLING (though we don't not necessarily wish for it either). Join us as we stumble our way through many different scenarios, and read poems that are only tangentially related. Also, congratulations if you've recently found out that you are having a clown.
Bankmas Eve is back again. Join us in celebrating another day that exists solely to give banks another excuse to close for the day. We talk about a lot of things in this episode...and all of them are a secret. I say that mostly because I edited this episode many months ago, and have mostly forgotten what we actually talk about. Enjoy anyway though.
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