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Mike talks about how he has stopped watching the news and how he is feeling better because of it.

Episode Transcript

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Good morning. Good afternoon.
Good evening. Whenever you are welcome to two
men with a mic. Good morning.
What's up, Sir? My friend, How are you?
I'm OK. How about you?
What's up? I'm alive and well 23 years

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later. Are.
You sure? Yeah, I apologize for last week.
Thanks to Amber for saving the day.
But yeah, that was our 23rd anniversary.
But we went on a road trip and it just, it wiped me out.

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And then I couldn't get up. I just like I was dead.
So yeah, Amber saved us. Oh, good, good.
My my apologies to you for. Well, did we talk about that on
the show then? That you you had your 23rd.
Wedding. Yeah, the episode before.

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Oh, we did. OK, Well the well, but then do
you want to tell everybody what you did for your anniversary or?
We just went on a road trip. We just, we just took a, we, we
drove 3 hours South to Morro BayArea and walked on the beach and
ate on the beach and just spent time mainly we just spent time

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together and just just enjoyed each other's company.
And yeah, then we drove back. But it was, it was like 6 hours
of driving. I used to be able to do that
stuff, brother. Did I hear ya?

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We can I well, we might as well just launch in the old man
stories. But it is funny.
I mean, you got like, although some people say this is you know
what, what can make it exhausting, but you have this
beautiful new electric car wherelike you're not even really
driving anymore and. Still.
Making a big drive like that forthe anniversary and stuff is

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exhausting. Yeah.
Well, with with the. Younger, it's just no big deal.
You just hop in and out of the car and all that.
I don't know, it just yeah, those.
I don't do those drives very well anymore.
Yeah, I'm getting worried, dude.I don't want to do this because
apparently we're creating reality with our thoughts and so
if we go into a bunch of old manstories, it doesn't do us any

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good and maybe even it makes this worse.
But all I can say is I can relate.
And yesterday my ex-wife and I and my sister and her boyfriend,
we went to a a Halloween event for my 7 year old.
Son. Oh, I saw that, Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, actually, we went to two of them.
I made a video of the first one.OK.
And then I, I don't know the second one, we had a good time.
I'll see. I, I, I might make it was a
different 1 though, but I'm not sure if we'll make a video of
the second one, but it was a, itwas a good time.
But dude, so, you know, it's like a big Halloween thing for

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kids and, and like very noisy and, and stuff like that.
And, and so they had a, a quiet room at the thing at the event
and a cooling quiet room. And so you could go in this room
and and, and it was all air conditioned and all night 'cause
we were out in Palm Springs. Oh, and.

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Yeah, we went to Palm Springs for this land and, and it was,
it was hot. This was yesterday.
It was hot yesterday. But you know, it was, it was
very interesting because I, I, I, you know, I nobody really
knows exactly what's going on, but from all of my spiritual
studies and stuff, I think it's reincarnation.

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And so yesterday we went into this cool room at this, at this
Halloween event and, and the room that they were using for it
was kind of like a dance studio.And you know, my son is
athletically, my son is amazing.I mean, my son is amazing
anyway. But athletically, it's

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astounding what he's doing. He's really strong, he's really
muscular, he's really coordinated and he has grace, he
has rhythm and he does like these crazy gymnastics just on
his own. And he could be like a gymnast.

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He he, he could probably be any kind of athlete he wants to be,
but he definitely could be a gymnast.
Or I want him to join the circus.
So like if my son grows up and joins the circus, I will be so
happy. But yeah, you.
Know, you know, like Cirque, Cirque du Soleil, Yeah.

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That, like elegant circus, no animal cruelty and all that.
Like the stuff he does when he'sflying around, like, it looks
like Cirque du Soleil and. And I.
So, you know, his mom and I havebeen telling him like, I don't
know what's going on here. It seems like you have gymnast
skills. You know, you're an athlete,
maybe you're a dancer and. And so we went in this school

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room and it and it was a, a dance studio.
And so they had those bars, you know how like the hold on to the
bars and like the stuff. And I swear to God, dude, it
looked like my son recognized the dance studio and he
recognized the bars in there. And, and I, I'm so I'm wondering

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like, Oh my God, was he like a dancer in a former life or
something? Because he walked, he went into
the dance studio, he knew what it was.
He got a big smile on his face and he went right over to the
bars and started like messing around doing stuff.
And I, I don't know, dude, I think he might have been like a,
a, a dancer in his last life, perhaps.
But but the worst thing about the studio, the, the cool, the

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cool space, the cool room. So my son's, you know, messing
around on the bars and it's niceand cool in there, But so it's a
dance studio. So they had a big mirror in
there like 1 wall was. On the mirror.
And I saw myself and then I and then I, I understood why it hurt
so much to get out of the car when we arrived there after

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driving there and I see that I just saw myself and I thought,
Oh my God, you know, the six is in it's here.
Like our friend David, his his dad was a really well, your dad
was hilarious too. But but David's dad was real.
They were both your fathers werevery funny.

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And David's dad once said to me like I, I don't know, I was like
12. We were just kids and like maybe
we were talking about death or, or something like that.
And, and David's dad said to me,you don't, you don't, you're not
gonna die, Mike. Like you don't have to worry
about dying. You're not gonna die because
you're just gonna ugly away. And you know, dude, we walked

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through this life and, and especially now, I'm not trying
to be mean about it, but there are stages in life and we are
surrounded by these old people, you know, and, and you look at a
picture of them when they were 18 and it's like this, you know,
handsome man and he's like in shape or this beautiful woman
and stuff. But somehow we turn into like

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these little old shriveled kind of zombie looking people and
gravity. Yeah, but you're going to spend
like is. So maybe you spent like 20 years
or whatever and you're young andbeautiful.
You're also going to spend about20 years being a little gnome.
Like a little troll walking. Around, I wonder if like, if

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like you, you know, spent time in space and yeah, well, there's
no gravity. And then, you know, you came
back and you compared someone they actually doing an
experiment on a twins. They sent it one of them to
space, the other one they didn't.
I know that they did that because basically they're
identical, right? So to see what kind of long term

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he spent like I don't know what I don't remember.
It was a long time. They made news on it, you know,
like a year or something in space and then brought him back.
You can Google it. But because they know that
gravity does some of those things to us in our body, you
know, 'cause you know it, it pulls our skin down and all that

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stuff. Yeah.
Well, your skin loses its elasticity and yeah, everything
starts sagging and you shrink. I went to the doctor and I'm an
inch shorter than I used to be. Yeah, Jen, Jen was saying
something about that too. She goes.
I'm used to be taller. I know.
Yeah. Apparently it's true, dude.
And you know, like I, I had a very special relationship with

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my Grandma Minnie. Blessings to Grandma Minnie.
I remember her. Yeah, she was awesome.
But oh, gosh. What?
What? I Oh, here we go.
I was going to. Write being short maybe like
getting short short. Yeah, but she shrank like
probably five years in the old. Days she was really short.
Yeah. And so she was just like this,

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this little woman. And so I was just a little kid.
I remember thinking, oh, well, God must, we must shrink when we
get older so that we can all fitin heaven.
So we just the reason you shrinkwhen you get older is you get
small enough so there's plenty of room when you get to heaven.
But yeah, you shrink, dude. And I, I've shrunk an inch.
And I was, I was just standing in front of that dance studio

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mirror like, Oh my God. You know, I am old and rickety
and and my hair Berry's white and I have like.
Yeah, you got the whole Gandalf going on too.
I got a full on Gandalf going on.
Yeah, but I was just and and I'mI'm I'm fat and I'm I'm just
standing there looking in the mirror.

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I'm like, what happened? And I could hear David's dad's
voice going, you're ugly ING away.
You know, although there's gracein aging.
I mean, you can have grace in aging and stuff, but basically
you're going to turn first, you'll be beautiful and then
you're going to shrink down intoa troll.

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And you're going to spend about 20 years walking around like
you're a troll with everybody being mean to you.
Which is what all the other thing that happens when you get
old is that youth has, especially in America and other
countries, culturally, people are kind of raised to respect
their elders, but in America they are not.
And we've talked about this before because I was just as bad

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when I was young. I mean, I was never a mean man.
I, I never was a bully. I never attacked people, you
know, but you have this idea andyouth like, oh, they're old, you
know, their life's over. They don't know what's going on
anymore. And, and you might even look at
their station in life, like, wow, you're like 80 years old
and you're still living in the shitty little town, man.

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I guess nothing worked out in your life, right?
You know, I mean, there's, there's all these like mean
useful news, you know, and I didageism is very real.
We've also talked about this on the show.
I heard something the other day that we've talked about this as
well about like how old we really feel.
But somebody said the average age that most people feel they

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are is about 17. And so when, when you see one of
these little troll old people walking down the street on the
inside, that person still feels like they're 17.
Me too. You know, I, I used to always
say I, I, I, I'm, I'm goofy and,and, and childlike a lot.
And so I feel like I'm about 12 years old on the inside.

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But if you saw me from the outside, you'd be like, oh shit,
it's Gandalf, you know, And where I, I went and got a
passport the other day and they,they took my picture.
And of course I have long hair and a beard and all this stuff
and I'm the nicest guy in the world.
But if you just, if I before I speak or move, if you just
looked at me, I could, I, I might look kind of intimidating.

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Yeah, but but the minute I speakand start being me, then it's
like, oh, OK, everything's fine.But that, yeah, the lady at the
passport office, she was like, she was trying to get me to
smile for the picture. And I, and she was looking at my
driver's license and she's like,oh, because I was all stoic on
my driver's license picture. And, and she was like, oh, no,
we can't have another picture like this.

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Like the driver's license. She's like, you got to smile.
And I was like, why? What's wrong with the driver's
license picture? And she's like, you look like a
biker, like, like an angry bikerguy.
Like, you know, looks like a mugshot.
I look like a motorcycle gang biker guy, but yeah, I don't
know, dude. There I was standing in front of
the mirror looking at my at what's happened and I was

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stunned. And then I have all of the body
aches and and easy like exhaustion that you're talking
about too. Like, dude, we're ugly ING away.
What are we? Going to do.
We're going to do it with grace and dignity.
I don't know if I've ever done anything with grace and dignity.

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Well, OK, so we have Billy Carson, though, who's this cool
researcher did he's all famous now.
And so he's been like researching, you know,
everything, the secret history of, of humanity and stuff.
And I really like him. But he was saying, OK, well,
yeah, the aliens came down and there was some kind of life

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here, like probably more akin toa monkey.
And so the aliens, everybody's heard this story, but they
upgraded it as genetically and. And so where did human beings
come from? Aliens came down and genetically
upgraded monkeys. And they and they made human
beings and, and they used us as slaves for a really long time.

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And then they left and some people say that one of these
aliens remains and well, if you look up, well, anyway, one of
one of the theories out there isthat aliens came down, they
upgraded monkeys, they used us as slaves and then they left.
But everything they had done wasbad karma, you know, 'cause it

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was they, they altered us and, and used us as slaves.
So one of the aliens stayed behind.
But so they say like all the magic stories from the Bible and
stuff, that's all interactions with aliens and and oh, damn it,
I'm losing my train of thought again.
Oh, well, anyway, this guy BillyCarson was talking about like

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the secret history of humanity. Oh.
And so I was going to say, yeah,like one of the aliens remained
behind. And so some people say that the
God that Christians and Jews, I think that their worship that
their worshipping is actually a reptilian alien who was one of
the ones that made it turned us from monkeys into human beings

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is one of the stories out there.But but this guy, Billy Carson
also said that if you if you look at the structure of our
DNA, she thinks that when the aliens turned us from monkeys
into like hairless abes, to quote Howard the Duck.

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Yeah, my mom and I. Remember Howard the Duck?
Yeah, my mom and I were just talking about that movie for
some reason this last. Week Oh, I I was thinking about
it too because it popped up on Tubi.
I I I'll sit there watching movies for hours on Tubi.
I love Tubi. Yeah.
But yeah, it, it, it popped up there.
That movie was a big disappointment for me and

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anybody who knew the Howard the Duck character.
But it it, you know, it was kindof sweet and and there were a
couple nice things in it. But it it's, you know, it's bad.
But but the one like the one funny thing in it that I'm still
laughing about to this day is that Howard the Duck called
human beings hairless apes. Do you remember that?

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I don't remember that would. Be like, get away from me, you
hairless AIDS, because that's what we are.
Like we probably had a lot of hair and and then the aliens
came down and turned us into like bald slaves.
But yeah, like we were, we were happy furry monkeys and now
we're like hairless apes becauseof the aliens.

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But anyway, this guy Bill, BillyCarson said that one of the
other thing that the aliens did was that in the structure of our
DNA, there's something called telomeres.
And if you if you extend the telomeres in the DNA, then you
live longer and and more healthily.

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And so there's all this. And of course, there's all this
talk like, Oh, well, you know, the evil secret society elite.
It's like, you know, they yeah, they have technology to extend
their telomeres and so they don't die and they're going to
live forever. But we the slaves who they've
lied to about everything, like they're not going to give us

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that technology because we're only useful as slaves for like a
few years. But if you could extend your
telomeres, you could you could live longer and and in a better
state than, you know, withering away in into being like an old
troll. So that's when thought is like,
OK, age, like, wow, you were all, you know, sore when you got

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out of the car in Monterey Bay and sore when you got out of the
car. And we're gonna extend your
telomeres. Yeah, I need, I need a shot of
telomeres. Yeah, I, I need a double shot.
I need a triple shot of telomeres.
Did. So actually, I should talk to my
nephew is studying to be a geneticist at Yale, and I should

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mention that to him. He probably already knows about
it. But it's like, yeah, do you get
to work extending those telomeres?
And maybe, maybe we can turn this around.
Of course, I think all of the information that we receive is
is, you know, lies being fed to us by the secret societies that
run the government. So it's all bullshit, but.

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But it's fun to they. So they but like the other day
in the news, they were like, Oh my God, Putin and GG Ping were
caught on a hot mic and they accidentally said this thing.
But luckily we got in, we're we got in, We're able to release it
to the world. So like, I never believe that
anymore. It's all we're, we're just being

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lied to. It's a world script.
And the secret societies that run the governments that run us
are just acting out their this world script.
So it this is just another thingif you keep watching your TV to
manipulate you into the drama instead of being quiet and
peaceful with the TV off and realizing that you.

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Are. God or you're when with God, but
yeah, soon and and GG ping. They're like, Oh my God, they
accidentally said this and it's like, no, nobody accidentally
says anything. The news is fake.
The news was always fake. And this is just the script and
I'm not I'm not doing the scriptanymore.

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The only way to win is to win the game is by not playing at
all. Yeah, but you learn that from
playing tic tac toe. Yeah, I'll be tic tac toe or
checkers. Well, no, Tic tic tic tac toe is
where you learn that the best game to play, you know, the best
way to win is not play the game at all.
That's good because there's because there's no winner in tic

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tac toe. Oh yeah, and you know what,
folks? Here's your political Here's
your solution to everything. Just start ignoring the
government. Don't watch the news anymore.
Well, there is no government anyway.
There is no government. Yeah, But when you if you sit
and watch the news and they're like Hood and said this and now
the Israeli guy said that, now Trump and you follow that every

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day, you are giving away every iota of your being.
You're giving away every bit of your imagination and you're
being manipulated by a big worldscript that's just just a big
lie to exploit you get you killed to use you as a slave and
for rich people to make money. So I have exited the program.

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I'm no longer participating. Exited the program I have.
I am the program. Yeah, I am no longer
participating in the world script.
And, and yeah, if the government's up there thundering
around like we you're gonna do this and you're gonna do that,
and they're one. And then the rest of us, 99 of
us are like, yeah, whatever you say, dude.

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We're just doing what we're doing.
If we just ignore the government, it's over.
And I must say I've had a much better week ignoring the
government and ignoring the newsand just trying to be with God
and be meditative and be in the moment.
And all that stuff. Oh.
Dude, I'm actually scared about how good I feel right now

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because I'm afraid I'm going to jinx it.
But yeah, in my final word on this and I I don't even want to
talk about it. I'm a I'm sad that I'm even
mentioning it, but my final wordon this, as crazy as this might
sound, if you fall into it and you follow the researchers and
stuff, they're going to tell youthis like David Icke and and

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Alex Jones and and all those guys and stuff.
But the here's here is the structure.
There is something that isn't human and it's either the devil
or it might be 400 IQ aliens. And that that inhuman thing is
running. The secret societies that run

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the government that run. And so if you think that there
Republicans and Democrats in thegovernment are enemies in my
view at this point, you are dumb.
It is the world script. Those guys are rich, horrible
people doing awful things that they all should be in jail for,

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as everyone knows now. And they just go in there and,
and they're like one guy pretends to be a Republican and
the other guy pretends to be a Democrat.
Both of them, it's the UNI party.
They work together. It's a world script.
They do that to divide and conquer us.
And then all of the stupid people of the world are like,
I'm a Democrat. Well, I'm a Republican.
And they all fight with each other instead of going and

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taking down the incredible corrupt government that's doing
really terrible things to children.
So instead of taking down the corrupt government, they just
trick us into fighting with eachother.
But Donald Trump is best friendswith Joe Biden and and Adolf
Hitler was best friends with Winston Churchill, you know, And

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so it's all a fake. And I, I have exited the program
because I'm not going to have myimagination captured and I'm not
going to have my emotions manipulated by their bullshit.
And so for about a week I've been off the news and boy, I
feel so good. I woke up today.
I I. I couldn't believe it.
Dude, I woke up today and my head was clear and there was

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like no anxiety. And and I was, I was saying to
God like, don't let this go away.
Don't let this leave state of mind.
Yeah, this is the clear headed peaceful state of mind that I
have always wanted. And and it came from turning off
the news because even the good guys or seeming good guys in the

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news. Are muckrakers, and they are.
Well, that's how they make theirmoney, right?
I mean, yeah, they don't give you a cliffhanger to tune into.
What are you going to come back for?
Yeah. Yeah, so I'm, I'm done with the
but dude, if everybody in the I I say again, if everybody in the
world just ignored the turned off your fucking television and

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ignored the government, it's allover.
Now, well, you don't have to turn off the TV.
You just got to watch like Stargate or Fringe or something
else. Yeah, well, but so I, I'm, I'm
having, I, I don't know, I'm really scared I'm going to jinx
it. But turning off the news, I am a
new man. And I'm just going to say for

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the last time, even though I've said it 10 times already, it's
all bullshit. The government is lying to you.
Whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, it's still a lie,
OK? This is how they control it.
And you should just walk away. Ignore the fucking government.
Ignore the fucking news on television.
It's all lies and sit and be silly and know that I am, you

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know, sit still and know that you're God.
And I'm I did. I'm a new man.
And but it was but but last little like bit of dirt on the
idea of like fighting aging. They did release the thing where
it's like Putin and Xi Jinping and they're walking along
talking about organ harvesting and they're like, Oh yeah,
because in China they they have a huge organ harvesting business

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and and they, they have death factories.
Do you, they, they will, they will take track.
They they have mobile death vanswhere it's like, oh, you, you,
the, you, you no longer agree with the Communist Party and so
you can't fit into our society and stuff.
Well, send the death van and like an ambulance comes over and
they grab you and they throw youin the van and rip your organs

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out and sell them and you're dead.
But and like prisoners, like in jail, they tear their organs out
and sell them. There's also unfortunately a big
part of it that's to deal do with babies and harvesting baby
organs. But apparently China is like the
number one country for harvesting organs from

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unsuspecting victims. And so, yeah, anybody's seen my
kidney. Yeah, it's like, Oh well, did
you go to China? Well, you know what happened
then, right? Like you.
Were it was a movie and they. Were all just hey, get his
kidney. Yeah, there was a movie about it
where, like, like they were doing that, like some dude woke

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up in his hotel room and he was sore and had a scar and he
didn't know what happened. And, you know, and he just like,
was like, what the hell? And then, like, he went to the
doctor's or something like that.And I'm like, oh, yeah, you
know, you're missing the kidney.Yeah.
Well, I guess if you tear somebody's kidney out and, and

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you keep replacing your organ, you can live a long time too.
I don't know what that does for like your skin and, and gravity
and, and all of that. But they were talking about
like, ha ha, ha, we're the worldleaders in this fake news clip
that we're sending out to everybody to manipulate you.
And oh, whoops, whoops. They just accidentally caught
that on the mic. You know what they accidentally

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caught on the mic the other day,too, or they accidentally got
like this undercover video is this guy.
And he's like, yeah, I'm the insider intelligence community
and stuff. And I can tell you right now
Trump's innocent of everything. But it was just an accident that
this got released. And, you know, I'm a big deal in
the intelligence community. And if they hadn't caught me
accidentally saying that Trump is innocent of all charges, then

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you wouldn't even know about this out in the world, right?
And I'm just sitting there like,it's the world script.
More information is being presented to me.
No, that wasn't an accident. That is not an undercover video.
You know, like it's just fake news.
They just keep jerking us around.
Anyway. The minute you turn off your TV
and be quiet, extend your telomeres and get some new
organs, you can stay happy and beautiful forever.

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And by gravity. Sorry, not sorry guys for this
interruption, but guess what? Today is Tuesday rants with
Amber. Welcome back to the studio,
everyone. Wow, thank you, thank you.

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I'm happy to be here too. Wow, I knew you guys were here
for me. Happy Tuesday, everyone.
I hope everybody is having an amazing week and that you guys
are all doing very well. I'm so excited because this last
weekend I got to go to a Food Network event in New York City

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for an early birthday present from my mom and dad and it was
so much fun. I had an absolute, absolute
blast. I love Food Network so much, and
I've always watched it. And I got tickets to attend an
event with the guest stars from the kitchen, so I got to meet

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Sonny Anderson, Katie Lee, Jeff Morrow, Jeffrey and Alex, and
they're just all so nice. They're so funny.
I love the way like that they interact with each other and
with everybody who is there. They had such amazing food.
I had French toast, I had biscuits and gravy, I had

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buttery cheese bread. I had a bagel.
I had like a spicy pesto bread. It was just like so good, and I
was so stuffed after, but it wasjust such a fun time.
And there was like really cool views of the Brooklyn Bridge and
it was in this like really like cool warehouse on Pier 17.

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And I don't really hang out in this area.
So it was kind of like a newer part of New York that I was in,
but it wasn't too far from me. And it was just so much fun.
And I can't believe I got to take a selfie with Sunny and
Alex and then also a group picture with the whole crew.
So that was just so amazing. And I'm going to have those

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pictures forever and like, get to look back on them.
I just recently heard that The Kitchen is ending its last
episode in December of this year, which is so sad.
I can't believe they're going toget rid of it.
They've been running for 12 years and they have like 40
seasons and I know that's a lot,but like, I feel like there's

(30:44):
shows that also go longer than that.
So I don't understand why they have to end.
But yeah, at least they'll have 40 seasons for us to, like, go
back and look at and all of that.
But yeah, I had such an amazing time.
So thank you so much, Mom and Dad.
Best early birthday you've ever.But I hope you guys all have a
great rest of your week and I'llbe seeing you next time.

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Bye. Speaking of aging and stuff, we

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should say happy birthday to Amber because this show comes
out on Tuesday and her 22nd birthday will be Wednesday.
Dude, she will it's a it's called a a golden birthday
because she's gonna turn 2022 onthe 22nd.
So when you sorry you done I'm. Sorry, I I've had this lingering

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cold for like a week. Anyway, yeah, I'm done, I think.
So when when you turn like your age on the day you were born,
when they matched. So she's born on 10/22.
So she's going to turn 22 on the22nd.

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That's called the golden birthday.
So ours are past. But anyway, yeah.
So happy birthday to Miss Amber,who is turning 22.
Has she sobered up since she turned 21?

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Yeah, yeah, she's 'cause we all know.
What a drinker Amber is. Yeah, You got a lot of trouble
with that girl, man. She's a partier.
Yeah, she was talking about thaton her on her blog, on her vlog,
I mean her video thing on YouTube, Amber and the Apple and
she was talking about how, yeah,she still has never had any

(33:25):
alcohol. So that's.
Really. Amber hasn't even had a sip of
alcohol. That's great.
That's great. Do you know?
Oh well, well. So just happy birthday to Amber.
Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

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To Amber. Hey, I didn't kill her.
I tried but I I didn't kill her when she was a kid.
She's doing great, dude. She's offered in like, yeah,
living in New York City. She's going to become an animal
research vet, I think. So she'll be researching ways to
improve medicine for animals andstuff.

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And yeah, she's a total Christian.
She's a giddy, giddy. She's totally nice.
She never. She doesn't do anything wrong.
She doesn't smoke, she doesn't drink, She doesn't cuss.
She drinks cakes. And she's got a lot of telomeres
right now. And yeah, her telomeres are

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super long, so she's doing good.Plus she's got to call a student
to get those organs sent over. So yeah, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I'm still not snarfing and popping and stuff.
No, that's great. Congratulations.
And I can't believe it. And also the other thing about
being old is it feels like it was just an hour ago that that

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that she was like debating go orlike going to college to begin
with. Like I remember the whole thing
with her going to UC Davis and all that stuff when you're old.
That just happened 10 minutes ago and it wasn't four years
ago. So yeah.
Five years ago. Yeah, so, but anyway,
congratulations to her. I'm glad she's she's doing so

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well. She's a bright light in the
world. Yeah, yeah, she is.
Anybody that, you know, gets theopportunity to talk to her or
hang out with her or follow her or whatever, you know, she's not
phony, you know, and she will call your ass out, you know, if

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you are. But, you know, she's just truly
a bright light, you know, in allthe chaos we have.
Oh, yeah, I thank God for peoplelike Amber.
I mean, nothing changed but it, you know, it's always been this

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way, but my God, the world needsgood people.
The world needs good people. I'm going to skip it because I,
I actually, I didn't want to ever talk about anything serious
again. And here I am doing it but.
Well, we'll just say the world needs good people.
You. Know the world needs good people
and, and, and if you look at percentages and crime rates and,

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and all of that stuff, the reality I, I people argue with,
maybe you'll argue with me on this, maybe that's good for the
show. But but if you if you fall into
all this research, spirituality,conspiracy research, and then it
all comes together and it's all a completely different picture
than what we were told by the people who've been using us as
slaves. Oh shit, I just did it.

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I lost my train of thought. Damn it.
What were you saying right before that?
We were talking about Amber and the world meeting good people.
Oh yeah, just that. I mean, so some people like, I
have people who will say, oh, people are basically good, you
know, and, and stuff like that. But if you actually look at the
percentages and it, it, it, there's only a small percentage

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of people who are actually awake, aware, functional and
like effective. There's, there's only a, a small
group of truly awakened people. And then most of the rest of
humanity is a big disaster. And, and I'll never understand
why human beings behave in the horrible ways that they do.

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But I, I, I will say too that the human race being a disaster
right now there, there's been a lot of factors to make human
beings behave terribly, you know, including black magic,
chemtrails, signals from cell phone towers and other
technologies that we don't even know about, plus mass media

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brainwashing and violence. And we all got tricked into
thinking that we're in material world where we got to get up and
work and make money and have a job and pay bills and be in the
house and pay taxes and pay moretaxes and pay more taxes.
And then you fall into spirituality and and you realize

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that all of that's a lie. Like Jesus didn't have a job.
No, he didn't. He just walked around being good
to people and meditating and living like an honest life.
Did did Jesus ever have a job? Well, early on, but I mean in
his later life when he's living spiritually and stuff like that,
No, he didn't have a job. What's the first thing a

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Buddhist monk will tell you? Do Buddhist monks have jobs?
No, they don't have jobs. And that's why people go to the
temples and bring Buddhist monksfood.
Because probably the first thingthat you could do to take a
giant step away from God is to have a job and, and especially
one that you hate, Although you can turn the work into like a

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Zen meditative moment. But basically there's an idea
that you, if you are a good person and you're serving others
and you're blessing God and living in the right way, God
will take care of you. And you don't have to have a
job. You might be rich or you might
not be rich. You might have a very meager
existence that every day you'll have some kind of shelter.

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Every day you'll have some kind of food, every today you'll have
some kind of water. And it all comes from living
righteously, reverently. So a lot of people would say
like the entire concept of us having to work was invented by
the secret societies that were run by the devil or 400 IQ

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aliens that run all of our governments.
Like the the work ethic is not natural to human beings.
And not only did they tell you that.
Well, there is there, there, there was to a point, right?
So like you had to work for yourfood, either you had to go
hunting or fishing or, or something to get your food, but

(39:48):
not like we do now. But you know, and they had to
work to build a shelter, you know, there, there, there, there
always was basic, basic needs ofof work and stuff like that.
But not, yeah, not to the extentthat that we do now, that's for

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sure. And I'm trying to back out of.
Out of that, you know, I've, I've, I've got away from the
corporate world. I mean, I'm, you know, I, I
don't and I very rarely work. I, I, I worked for like 15
minutes yesterday and you know, I'm supposed to, I got to do

(40:30):
something, I got to take my truck in to get the oil changed
and stuff. But you know, the idea of, you
know, there's always been an idea that you have to work, you
know, for your basic shelter. But but we've like commercial
commercialized it. Yeah, we, I, I forgot what the

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breakdowns, but I'm pretty sure America is still a country where
if you add up the amount of timepeople spend at work and, you
know, the hours they put in and stuff, like we work harder than
most other countries. And I'm not saying that like,
that's a good thing. I'm saying that like, look, we
got enslaved. Turns out we could have just sat
in the grass meditating and God would have sent us dinner.

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I never had to get up at 5:00 inthe fucking morning and then
commute through horrible trafficto get to a job that I hated
where everybody's an asshole so that I can come home and try and
like de stress from that and then get up the next day and do
it again. Like, yeah, it's disgusting what
they did did. We were supposed to be sitting
in a field with flowers, peacefully meditating and

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feeling God, and everything would have been provided for us
if we'd lived that way. And we still.
We still. It can, yeah.
It kind of talks about that about in the Bible, I don't
remember where, but there's a passage referring, it's
referring to not worrying about your future and, and the
reference that it gives, the example that Jesus gives.

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And it is. Do the birds worry Exactly.
Yeah, the. Birds, The birds do not think
about the future. They, they're provided for now.
They don't worry about, you know, the, the rest of it.
Yeah. And that's, that's the example
of how we're supposed to live biblically.

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And, and you know, in, in the Bible is, you know, today is, is
today and you can't worry about tomorrow.
Yeah. And and you know, you don't have
to worry that far in advance. So yeah, it is in the Bible.
Yep. And it like the animals live,

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look at animals. So there's some work because
they have to find food, you know, to survive.
But otherwise it's a totally natural existence where they're
completely connected to Mother Nature and God.
And in a way, even though they're eating each other,
there's a kind of innocence to it because it isn't cruelty,
it's just survival. And nobody goes to a doctor and

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nobody goes to school and nobodyvotes and nobody pays taxes and
there's no leader. And, you know, so it's just
like, come on. I mean, look at how these
animals are living and look at look at what's been done to us.
You know, actually, I saw I another thing that might have
helped me is I suddenly started feeling well.
I watched a few kind of interesting movies last week,

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but one of them was I, I got kind of interested in westerns.
And so I was trying to find goodWesterns to watch.
And so I found this thing, there's an act.
So everybody in Hollywood is totally evil.
And I'll just leave it at that. But I, I, as I, I try to
separate like the work from the artists.
Cause the artists in Hollywood, they, they should all be in jail

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and they're doing really horrible things to your
children. So, but I don't know, I'm
looking at the movie and I'm like, OK, don't think about what
this guy is involved in. Can I?
Is this in and of itself, like agood film?
And I'm still not sure about that.
But it had some nice things in it.
There's an actor named Vigo Mortensen.
And Vigo's done well with his public image at least to kind of

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present himself as like the rebel and the good guy in
Hollywood. Like he's opposed to Hollywood,
He's opposed to the government. And like somehow he's good even
though he works in Hollywood Andand so the reason the reason
he's a star is because Vega did some horrible shit that God's
going to judge him for later. But he acts like he's one of the

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nice ones, which is also a game,right?
It's good cop, bad cop, like everybody evil in Hollywood.
But no, Keanu Reeves and Viggo Mortensen are nice.
Now that's good cop, bad cop. And the reason that they do
that, the reason we have stars is to distract you and
manipulate you. So if you get if you get Keanu
Reeves, come out and say something like, I'm trying to

(44:57):
think of like a crazy thing, like, oh, you should wear a
face. Out where he's an Angel.
Oh really? I didn't know that one thing
about him. Oh, what?
What is it called? I forget.
I don't know. Well, they worked very hard to
make it seem like Keanu Reeves as opposed to the deep state and

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stuff. And I mean, Keanu Reeves is the
one who came out and said the people in the deep state and
Hollywood are murdering babies for the devil.
That's right. They're sacrificing babies to
the devil, said Keanu Reeves. And Keanu Reeves even told a
story of going to a famous movieproducer's house and opening up

(45:43):
the refrigerator. And inside the refrigerator was
a dead baby in a jar that they were using for satanic
ritualistic purposes. And so Keanu Reeves came out,
and he was all over the press talking about that.
And so did Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson, who has long, you
know, presented himself as beingopposed to Hollywood, although

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he works there all the time. And being a Christian, Mel
Gibson said the same thing. He went over to.
They're worshipping the devil and they are killing babies and
human sacrifices, says Mel Gibson.
And Mel Gibson also went to a movie producer's house and they
just had like a baby in the in jar in the refrigerator.
Same thing as something similar to what Keanu Reeves came out

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and said. Mel Gibson also came out and
said not only is is Satanism rampant in, in the government
and in in Hollywood, he specifically told the story of
actor Christopher Walken, who islike such a complete Satanist
and such a master of black magic, according to Mel Gibson,

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that he's a, he can fly like, he's like, he's black magic
magician extraordinary. And he gave his soul away a long
time ago. And and Mel Gibson claims he saw
him flying using evil powers andstuff.
Anyway, Mel Gibson will tell youeverybody in Hollywood's worship
in the Devil. And John Goodman, the actor from
Roseanne, will tell you, everybody in Hollywood's

(47:10):
worship. In The Devil.
No, he's still around. Yeah, he Yeah.
And he went on Larry King. And the reason?
The reason he. He died.
Yeah, the reason you asked did he die is because he's not
worshipping the devil anymore. So when you when you stop
worshipping the devil, then that's it for your career as a
star or a politician or or whatever.

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So John Goodman, the actor from Roseanne, who nobody ever was
wondering where he is, what happened is he stopped
participating with the people who killed babies for the devil.
And so his career in Hollywood is over.
So John Goodman went on Larry King Live.
They are censoring the Internet.I will tell you folks like
nothing I've ever seen before. And it's disgusting to see it

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happening in America. Your Internet is getting
censored and it is filled with lies.
Now. However, I thought John Goodman
on the Larry King Show explainedthat his he, his whole career
came from worshipping the devil in Hollywood, where where
everybody else is worshipping the devil.
So but he stopped doing that. And so the minute you stop

(48:17):
worshipping the devil and participating with those guys,
your career's over. Excuse me, sorry.
Well, that sucks. I, but I, I, I was going
somewhere with that. Oh well, there was something
about living forever and aging sex and Amber's awesome.

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And then it's your birthday and ignore the government and turn
off the news because it's all fake and if you just ignore them
they have no power over you at all.
There you go. Just live your life, enjoy your
moment in time, enjoy, you know what's happening, focus on your

(48:58):
family and you know, don't worryabout the things that are out of
your control. And if everybody would just
focus in on their family circle,a lot of this other noise would
just go away. Yeah.
No, so, but yeah, definitely happy birthday to Amber.

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That's definite positive. For one.
Oh, I remember. Here it is, dude.
I got it back, even though it's not that big.
OK, so Viggo Mortensen, you know, he's like the kind of hero
guy in The Lord of the Rings, ifyou don't know who he is.
Yeah. And he's been in some good
films. And he has, like his public
image is like, I have integrity and I'm not a part of this.

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And I try to make good movies like.
So whether or not that's true oror not, that is the image, that
public image that Vigo has cultivated for himself anyway.
So he made a he wrote and directed a Western called The
Dead Don't Hurt. And as in, yeah, they don't feel

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any pain. Yeah, and so it's it's got some
interesting things in it. You know, it's it's it's a
worthy effort. But the main, the main character
in it is played by Viga Martinson.
But he's just like, there's a lot in that character that I can
relate to and, and maybe I even want to be more alike because

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he's like a, he's like a witness, like in the world.
And basically his heart is good.But but he, but he, but he is
human, but he's sort of a, he's got a philosophical view of
things and maybe even sort of a spiritual view of things that

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makes him incredibly well balanced and kind of ready for
anything. And, and, and it's sort of the
what we were talking about whereit's like a retreat from the
fake world, You know, where you're, you're, you are living
with nature and God in the moment and just, you know,
seeing where it takes you and stuff.

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So that was, that was kind of all wrapped up in the character.
But one of the lines I liked in the movie is he, you know, he,
he meets the chicks and, and so like, he brings the chick come
to this little cabin that he's made for himself out in the
woods where he lives by himself.So all of this is like, Oh my
God, I, I, I wish I could do this.
You know, I, I love that character 'cause it's like I

(51:32):
would, you know, like I want to be the quiet.
Yeah, I want to, I want to be ina beautiful forest, in a cabin,
you know, just taking care of everything and my little family
and just peace and quiet. And, you know, so.
But yeah, so. So the character in the movie
brings the chick home to, like, his little cabin that he built
in the woods. And she's like, what?

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What do you do? You know, like, what do you do
for a living? What do you do?
And he goes as little as possible.
And I, I just, I just loved thatline though.
And, and so if you've been raised with the work ethic,
you're like, oh, you fucking loser.
You know, you got to work and, and, and like, that's where your
ego is derived from. And you can even take pride in

(52:15):
that shit. I got up this morning and did
something I didn't want to do that lasted for 10 hours.
And none of it was good, But I worked hard.
Work ethic You all got to respect me for selling out and
fucking having nothing to deal with God and just getting lost
in this horrible grind, you know.
But yeah, what do you do? As little as possible.

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And and that is the first thing a Buddhist monk would tell you
too. And it's actually all that when
I it's in Christianity to some of this meditation stuff, the
the good stuff got taken out. But if you read the Bible, there
is stuff on meditation, you know, be still and know that I
am and stuff. But to someone program with the
work ethic to hear that what Godreally wants you to do is just

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kind of kick back back and be nice and and and smell the
flowers. It's like, what are you talking
about? You know, you're insane and
you're lazy and it's like, no, you be still and know that I am.
What do you do as little as possible, because the less I do,
the more I can feel God. And there's a million other
quotes to that effect. The Taoists too would say sit

(53:21):
down and do nothing. You want to know God, Sit down
and do nothing. Nothing.
They say when the Hindu God Shiva showed up blessings Shiva,
the first thing that he did, like everybody's like, all the
people are like, whoa, there's like a Hindu God here called
Shiva. And they were like, what's up
Shiva? You know, like what's your

(53:41):
message and stuff? And they said that that Shiva
just sat down in the meditation position and didn't say anything
to anybody. And and by example, just said,
here's what you need to do instead of killing yourself in
this technocracy created by devil worship or pedophile child
killers to use you as a free range slave.

(54:02):
Instead of doing that, you know,why don't you just relax and
listen to your breathing and tell God you're happy because
the sun is out and everything will be OK?
You know, So no, So I just, I kind of like that.
And it, it, it's sort of goes that way with that character
that he's, and this is a position they say to get into,

(54:22):
like be a witness to it, be an observer to it, be a passenger,
not an active participant. Just watch it, observe it with
compassion and that's all. And so that's kind of that's
kind of what the character is doing.
So what was the name of the movie?
It's called The Dead Don't Die and written and directed.

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Yeah, written and directed by Viggo Martinson.
Who is that character in Harry Potter?
He No, he's not Lord. Of the rings, I mean, Lord.
Of the rings. Well, who's the Who's the cool
king dude who's traveling with Frodo?
And he's like, that's Aragon. Is that OK?
He's, Yeah. He's the cool king dude, where,

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you know, the handsome guy and. And he doesn't and but he's good
and he doesn't want to take the ring 'cause he knows even though
he's good, it'll corrupt him. And then he travels with Frodo.
He's like the hero of the Lord of the Rings.
He's also the king of Men. OK, yeah.
Any place. I mean, I, I do think as an
actor, Viggo Mortensen is, is excellent, but he's been he's

(55:28):
done like, you know, comparatively quality projects
compared to like most of what terms out of Hollywood.
So he isn't like he doesn't havea giant name, you know, but but
but he's worked forever and and produced some good stuff.
If you're worried about the apocalypse, which is another
thing that they keep throwing atyou.

(55:49):
If if you watched the fake news and it's all fake is, you know,
end of the world, end of the world, end of the world.
But on a completely separate note, having nothing to deal
with anything. If you ever want to see what I
consider to be an excellent filmabout the post apocalypse,
there's a movie called the road with Viggo Mortensen.

(56:12):
And it's it's like after after anuclear war, how people are kind
of like dealing with stuff. But that movie is excellent and
it's it's beautifully shot and cut and it's really scary, dude,
because all of it feels real andaccurate.
So when you're seeing like horrific things, you're just

(56:34):
sitting there like, you know what?
I bet people would do that. And it but it feels truthful.
It feels like, OK, what really what what happens after nuclear
war? And yeah, I would watch the
road, dude. It's because I think that's
about how it would be. So we don't want that.
And if we go sit in the, if we go sit in the field and smell

(56:55):
flowers and and observe with compassion and bless God and
express our gratitude for the peace of living in a field and
smelling a flower, then you're not, we're not going to have the
road. However, if you, if you watch
any of the news, it's all, yeah,we're, if World War 3 is on,
it's actually World War Four, ifyou count the Cold War.

(57:16):
You know, you know, Putin's going to take Ukraine and, and
Trump's letting him do it. And we're invading Venezuela and
Israel's killing all those people.
And it's, it's like all that shit, which is like, all God
wanted you to do was sit, be still and know that he was there
in the field next to the flower.So why don't we all move out to
the field with the flower and God and just ignore it when

(57:39):
they're like, well, we got to gokill some people in Venezuela
now. Cocaine.
Yeah, like, you know, we we'd love to fight your war, but but
we're just kicking back with Ferdinand the bull out here in
the field in the grass, smellingthe damn flower.
OK. That's what humanity needs to

(58:01):
do. Like a worldwide peace.
You know what? It's Gandhi and passive
resistance, right? Gandhi defeated the British Army
by doing nothing. He he like the British were
there. OK, we're going to fuck you over
and we're going to do this and we're going to do that.
And everybody in India was like,OK, well, I prefer not to.
And so they just didn't. You're not going to get up and
be my slave and go do that. And I have.

(58:23):
You have to fight this word now.I'm just going to sit.
I'm gonna pick you up and move you over there, OK, Well, I
won't be walking to help you move me over there.
We're just gonna sit. This is called passive
resistance. I'm not hitting you.
I'm not fighting you. I'm not shooting you.
But I'm. I'm just gonna sit here and I'm
not gonna do anything. You say that.
That I'm. This is what I'm saying, dude.
This is what Gandhi is famous for.

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He got all those people in India, so the little British
aren't. And by the way, it's the same
thing here. It's a small government.
And compared to the number of people in the world, it's a
small military and a small police force compared to the
actual people who are here. So when the British showed up
and they're like, here we are with our small army and our
small police force, and now we're going to make you do

(59:05):
whatever we want. Gandhi and everybody else, they
were just like, yeah, we're justgoing to kick back and meditate
and it. What can you do then?
If 99% of the people are like, Nah, we're going to kick it in
the field and smell a flower with Ferdinand, it's over.
You know, there's no more war. It's peace, right?
If everybody's just like, yeah, I'm not participating in that.
I prefer not to. Don't you think?

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Yeah, yeah, It takes 2 to tango.Totally.
So what do you think's going to happen next for us, Mr. Mitch?
I'll probably take a nap and you'll probably go hang with
your son. Oh, yeah.
What are your plans for the day?That was it.

(59:50):
Take a nap. See, But that's that's good.
It's Viggo Mortensen in that Western, right?
Like, what do you do as if you have to do something, as if
that's like the only thing. What do you do?
As little as possible, Right. Yeah, That's that's good.
Yeah, that's, that's the path I'm on is to, you know, do as

(01:00:12):
little as possible on all honesty, you know, not, I mean,
I mean, you know, with the outside world, you know, I just
enjoy spending time with my wife, whatever that means.
I mean, we had to go to the grocery store yesterday, but we
made a day of it. So we went to A, to a park kind

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of like a, they called it a, a serenity walk where it was a
park like in an historic district over here.
And you can walk through it was,it was a Catholic, you know, run
by the nuns or whatever. So it had a lot of nun statues
instead of Buddha statues. And it had water features and

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little trails and benches and you just walk through these
trees in this park. And it had, you know, really
tall cedar and oak trees and Redwood trees and, and all that.
And, you know, we just hung out.We found a bench and we sat
there and we watched the water fountain, you know that.

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See, that's it dude. That's what God wants you to be
doing. That's what we're all supposed
to be doing. 1 long serenity walk.
Yeah, and that's it, dude. Yeah.
I mean, that's so we we hung outthere for a moment and and you
know when you know, we did. I got my hair cut, but yeah, I

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had to get a haircut. I don't like long hair.
You and I are totally opposite on that.
I could not have hair like yoursit.
You know, dude, I did when I sawmyself in the mirror in the
dance studio and realized how old and fat I was.
I'm so appalled. Wait, what did you just say?
I can't believe I'm. Doing long.

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Hair. I can't.
Oh yeah, one, one part of me thought, you know what, dude?
It's time to take your earring out and cut your hair like 1950s
cut and you got to start wearingpolyester and sweaters and, and
you and put your glasses on and you know what?

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Just be an old man now because it's over.
Like there's no youth left in you.
Be an old man now and, and just embrace that.
There's actually kind of a cool movie that I think Sean Penn
made for me. That was so nice of Sean.
Yeah, I I think he, I think he felt I needed a little

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clarification, so he made a movie for me.
He's like, I just, I'm going to make this for Mike.
He's my bud, Yeah. He's like, OK, poor Mike, he was
brainwashed by all the Hollywoodrock'n'roll stuff and, and, and
he doesn't really know what's going on and stuff.
So let's, let's help like lift the veil and, and show Mike what
the world is. So yeah, thanks, Sean.

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All the other stuff you're doingnow, Sean, you're just everyone
hates you now and you need to stop.
But the movie that he made for me was, oh, I think it's called
This Must Be the Place or something.
But it's a Sean Penn who's our age.
I think he plays like a a rock star guy with long hair and kind

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of resembling like Robert Smith from The Cure, wearing lipstick
and gothic and all that stuff. And so for a lot of the movie,
Sean Penn is walking around likelooking like a rock star.
But what the movie kind of is ultimately about is acceptance.
It's one of your rules for life.It's him realizing that he's old

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and him also realizing the ingenuineness maybe of a lot of
rock and Hollywood and all that stuff.
And so it's him kind of coming to terms with the fact that he's
old and it's over and that what it was may not have been the
best thing anyway. And so he kind of has to like

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accept that now he's a middle-aged man.
And actually I thought it was pretty good.
I know Sharm Tan is a villain now.
I mean, what he's doing in the world, he's a villain, but
separating him from the art. I, I, I did kind of enjoy that
movie, but just just to spoil it, there's, there's the part in
the movie where you know, he's all long hair, lipstick gothic

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and all that stuff. But there's the point in the
movie near, I think it's the ending where he, he just goes in
and transforms himself into whatI, I was thinking when I looked
in that mirror and saw how I look now.
Like he cuts his hair off and hetakes his earrings out and he
doesn't wear makeup. He's not putting lipstick on.
He just becomes a normal middle-aged man, you know, and

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some part of me is is wants to do that, like just become
anonymous, become invisible, just accept your age and just
kind of disappear into the hordeof.
Fade into the fade into the background.
Yeah, yeah. Although I have the kind of
personality where I I always am noticed.

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And so even I've done that, I'vecut my hair, I've dressed
conservative, I've even, I've shaved my head a few times, you
know, but I, I've done that. And it is a weird thing with me,
though. I have this strange personality
where even if I try to fade intothe background, for some reason,
I, people always dial into me. They, I'm always noticed.
And my dad used to complain about that in his life because

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it was the same thing. Like you, you just want to be a
wallflower, but everybody keeps noticing you.
So anyway, you've been doing that for a while though, right?
You went out and cut your hair and dressed conservative and.
Well, I dress, I, I dress what Ifeel is casual, but, you know, I
like to, I, I wear jeans and work boots and then I wear like

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a button down shirt, you know? So I mean, I'm not, you know,
I'm wearing work boots and I'm wearing blue jeans and then I
wear either a polo shirt or a button down, but I usually wear
the button down the most. Yeah.
I mean, I don't know what that is.
I mean, it's just, I don't wear a T-shirt because they don't.

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I like to tuck my shirts in. Mainly it comes to the fact that
when you get a belly you got yougot to wear a belt so your pants
don't fall down right? Yeah, so.
But when your waistline is replaced by a big round bowl of
Jelly, you, you got to get a belt.

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Yeah. So, so, but what I don't like is
I don't like the belt pressing into like my skin and stuff.
So I like to tuck my shirt in tofor a layer of protection from
the belt buckle, right? I don't, I don't like the belt
buckle like jabbing in my skin. I need some cushion, some

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padding there. I'm sorry.
I don't know why my cold is kicking in again, but anyway.
Sorry, that's the back to your SO I don't like the bell buckle
rubbing into my skin so I can't Jen gets mad at me when I puck
tuck in my T-shirts so I can't wear AT shirt because she says

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you don't tuck in T-shirts. But I got to wear something
because I. I just have to.
Have something tucked in so the belt's not on my skin so I end
up with either polo shirts or button down shirts because those
you can tuck in and no one says anything.
So mainly it's a comfort gun for.
Me. It's it's are you dying or what?

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I don't know what's happened I just been lingering for a week.
I woke up it was like a little bad but now it's like going
crazy. I'm sorry dude.
Anyway, go. On anyway, SO anyway, Long story
short, it's more of a it's the most comfortable clothing for me
to wear. And then she got me some special
old man blue jeans that actuallystretch because like regular

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blue jeans I can't bend down in.So she got me some special blue
jeans that have like spandex in them or something.
Oh, OK. And so like with those, the
material stretches and flexes soI can I can bend down so.

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I have the same pants, man. We have our old man pants.
We're wearing old man pants. I have this too.
I call them, I call them the bloomers because they're so
because it's like size 48 waist or something.
Most of the time I I just like to schlub around in sweats.

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But if I have to go do things inthe world, I'll, I'll put the
jeans on it. It's like, OK, go get the
bloomers. Pull on, pull on those elastic
48 waist jeans, man. Because they stretch with you
when you try to bend down when you're old.
This is terrible, dude. What are we going to do?

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We're old. What are we going?
To do, I don't know, but that's,that's my logic for dressing
conservative, is that it's the most comfortable clothes that I
can wear. Yeah.
So, you know, I, I'm doing it for comfort more than anything,
because, I mean, I could wear T-shirts and stuff to work.
That's what the other folks in the company do, but they're all

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younger. Yeah, and and stuff.
But I, I just, you know, I dressthat way because it's the most
comfortable for me, you know, and then I can wear it because I
got to wear an undershirt. Undershirt too, right?
Because I get hot and sweaty andI sweat and I don't want like,
soaking wet armpits. That's just gross, you know,

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and, and all that stuff. So I wear an undershirt and you
look stupid wearing an undershirt under AT shirt or
something, Zach with my button down shirt.
Nobody says anything because youwear a button down shirt, you
wear an undershirt, you know, soI can, I can control the sweat
and and all that and not not ruin my shirts and not look

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like, you know, some sweating pig going into someone's house
because I had to walk up three flights of stairs or three-step,
not three flights of stairs, three steps, you know, and I'm
huffing and puffing and sweating.
So. Yeah.
You know, that's my reasoning for the way I dress.

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I don't know why we got on that,but.
We're just, well, we've been kind of loosely talking about
getting old. So we're now we're on to the the
attire for old people. The attire.
I'm unhappy about this dude. Of course, there's like in the

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same well, like it's, it's a lotof people are very concerned
about it, but there are many newtechnologies that we probably
already have and the government has them and they haven't
released them to the public yet.But there's there's.
A lot of. Discussion like in that whole
circle with like Elon Musk and all that about life extension

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and I don't know why, I'm just an idiot, but for some reason I
watched the new did you see the new Alien TV show did.
Hello. Oh yeah, did you watch the new
Alien TV show? Oh no, I've seen it but I
haven't watched it. Well, so, so how they they call

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it predictive programming, but Hollywood has always been the
intelligence community and so they make movies to program us.
Like for instance, the famous story is there was ATV show
called the lone gunman. And so the CIA went to Chris
Carter, the creator of the lone gunman and, and they said, we
want you to do a, a show about the World Trade Centers getting

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blown up. And so for one season on the
lone gunman, I guess the big plot was that there was a bad
guy who was going to blow up theWorld Trade Center.
So the CIA told Chris Carter to make a show about the World
Trade Centers getting blown up. And they, if you look at the
history of America, that everything we were told about it

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in a movie as predictive programming before it actually
happened. And, and, and that's why when it
happens, you can accept that it happened because you saw it in a
movie first. It's it's all.
Pretty It's all Stargate and Fringe is all about so.
Oh God. OK, I'm going to do my big

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theory. I've been, I've been trying to
watch Stargate and I can't find it.
And, but so here's the thing, the deep state really started
destroying America on purpose and the Western world starting
in 2008. And, and by 2009 it was in full

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gear. Now all of a sudden you have a
government that that you know, is lying to you and, and you
have the news that you know is lying to you, that is lying to
you. And, and 2009 was the kickoff
for the deliberate destruction of America and the West by both
the Republicans and the Democrats pretending to be
enemies. But it, it was 2009.

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But so it's, it's interesting though, because you know, the
deep state supposedly controls all media.
So like if, if you got a video up on YouTube, that means
they're OK with it because if they're not OK with it, they're
going to come and take you down.I, I've seen that a couple of
Times Now. By the way, I used to watch a
channel called Secure Team and they, they seem to have like the

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best evidence for like UFOs and alien stuff.
And yeah, the, the CIA came and closed his ass down because he,
he was telling the truth and he actually fought them and was
able to get back on YouTube. But they, yeah, if, if the CIA
doesn't want what you're, what you're saying on your show to be

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broadcast or whatever, they willcome and destroy you.
And they'll also come and tell you what to put on your show
because they want that to be fedto the public.
So in 2009, that's when StargateAtlantis came out.
And in 2009, that's also when all these spiritual teachers

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that I found online on YouTube, like there's all these teachers
with YouTube channels and they make all these videos about the
true spirituality, you know, andall that stuff.
And all of those, all of those guys started showing up in 2009.
So so here's what happened. The government started to
destroy on in 2009 at the same time ATV show came on that told

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you all about spiritual physics and and the spiritual reality of
our situation. And at the same time, a bunch of
spiritual teachers showed up on YouTube saying, no, no, Here's
how it really works. You know, so it's possible those
things just happened on their own.
You could even say, oh, well, yeah, the deep states started

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trying to destroy the West in America in 2009.
And so counter opposition automatically appeared, like
Ying and Yang, you know, so the deep states evil.
So in response to that, the universe gives you spiritual
teachers. The universe gives you a
television show where they're exploring spiritual ideas that
you should think about. You know, it's like the universe
balancing itself against the deep state, which is out and out

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evil. The plan, folks, whether you are
a Republican or a Democrat, the plan of our uniparty government
is to turn America into a third world country and kill 90% of
the human beings on the earth and to maintain us at about 500
million human beings allowed on the earth with no rights living
in the dirt like The Hunger Games.

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So whoever you're voting for in our government right now, that's
where they're taking you. But anyway, oh shit, I lost it.
What, what did you just say thatgot me?
Oh, it's my big theory. So, so I, I was wondering
though, well, OK, so the deep state's destroying us and we're
finding out like how bad the government really is.
But then these spiritual teachers suddenly show up and

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Stargate Atlantis shows up and they're telling you all about
spiritual physics in response tothat.
And at first I thought maybe that's a natural goodness that
arose in response to the deep state, but more likely it's also
controlled by the deep state. And, and so I was thinking like,
well, why would the deep state want me to know about spiritual

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physics? Because it empowers you to know
these things about spiritual physics.
There are meditative and yogic techniques that you can do all
day long that'll help you out. And.
And so it's like, why? How come the answer to the
problem came out at the same time that the problem came out?
And I at first I thought, well, maybe, yeah, it's a natural

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resistance to the bad guys. But then I thought more likely
it's controlled somehow by the bad guys.
And so I just heard a thing on the new Pope in in the Catholic
Church and and Christians and Catholics are very pissed off
because they say that the Pope is restructuring the religion

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and turning it into a world religion.
And it's going to change all therules that Christians and
Catholics have long fought were the rules for living.
For instance, you do not have dominion over the animals and
the planet. And no, you just can't go out
and slaughter them. You know, like there's a bunch
of shit that that in this new world, there's also an idea in

(01:18:27):
the new world religion that you don't need that much.
This whole thing of houses and cars and materialism and toys.
Like you don't really need it, you know, you just you could be
in the. Field that's true.
You don't. You don't need half the shit.
And you know, that's proven by kids.
You buy them something and they play with it for 10 minutes and
then they're done with it and they go get the box that came in

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and they spent three hours playing with the box the package
came in. Yeah, that's what is in the
package. But so, yeah, and, and, and so
the idea of the of the Pope's new religion, new world religion
is also too that we're all one and we're and there's only one
being here. And it's a morphic field of

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infinite potential perceived by human beings as being love.
It's itself. So the Pope's new world religion
is like we're all one. We're one with God.
We don't need as much as we thought we did.
We can live simply, you know, peacefully, spiritually,

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meditatively. And almost all of the Pope's new
world religion sounds exactly like what I have learned from
all of these YouTube teachers that showed up in 2009 and, and
their view of, of spirituality and spiritual physics.
So I, I, I thought, you know what it is, is like they're

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always manipulating us. They're always brainwashing us.
And so I bet they thought, you know what, there are going to be
people like Michael in the world, though, who are not going
to go along with this. So, so we're going to get those
guys with some spiritual teachers and stuff like like
Mike Michael's not going to do this if you tell him to do it.
But if you put a spiritual teacher there saying this is how

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it's done, then he'll do it because yeah, I, I, I, I so they
caught me and other people like me by doing that.
But, but the, yeah, the basic idea.
So Christians and Catholics are pissed.
They're like, Oh my God, they'regoing to allow homosexuality in
in the church. And and they're saying that, you
know, Jesus isn't the son of God, that that he was just

(01:20:34):
another child of God. And, you know, they're saying
that we're all God and we're allone being.
And yeah, like all this, this stuff to a devout Christian or
Catholic, it it's pissing them off.
I watched a Christian guy yesterday, a very intellectual
guy, like lecturing on it. And they're upset.

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They're like they're trying, thePope's trying to turn us into
like the new world religion. But what I'm saying is the new
world religion sounds like what I've learned from spiritual
teachers. And if I could ever find
Stargate and Stargate Atlantis, if I watched that show, you've
told me that the the sci-fi ideaand that or actually all these
spiritual physics ideas that I've learned about.

(01:21:18):
Yeah, yeah, like the first 3 episodes of Stargate Atlantis is
when they talk about ascended human beings and put the one
Doctor Daniel, whatever his nameis, on the path searching and
learning to to ascend. Yeah, so that's it.

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Like, dude, until 2009, I never heard about it in an ascension
process. You know, I never heard about no
damn ascension process. But in 2009, right when the deep
state starts destroying the world, all of a sudden this
information comes out about that.
Guess what? You're a a sovereign eternal
spirit and you're in an ascension process that has to

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deal with the dissolution of karma and is reliant on good,
not only good behavior, but alsothese meditated than yogic
practices that can help you. You know, like before that you
and I were like, you know, it just wasn't there.
It, it, well, it was deliberately take, see, they,
they didn't in America, they didn't want to show us Buddhism

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and they didn't want to show us Hinduism.
Because if you got into Buddhismand Hinduism, which and all I'm
saying that works there is meditation and yoga, then then
you would be empowered and, and you would be a better person to
people around you. So there's crazy shit like
there's a musical called the King and I and it's all with Yul
Brenner. It's really famous and it, it's

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all about the, this woman havinga romance with the king of
Thailand. And I've actually never sat down
and watched the whole movie, butbut it is beloved.
And I think it's frequently donelike on Broadway and stuff.
But so there's so uel Brenner's supposed to be the king of
Thailand. So he's a Theravada Buddhist.
And so the girl and uel Brenner,the king of Thailand go in and

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he's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to show you Buddhism.
And so instead of showing you Buddhism, which would show you
scientific, meditative and yogictechniques, they just made-up a
bunch of shit. Like, it's not Buddhism when
when Yul Brenner goes in and andhe's like, here's Buddhism.
The Hollywood writers just, OK, well, maybe if they bang a
little gong and like, lit a candle and, you know, it's not

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Buddhism. Yeah, it is.
Not so. They made The Gong Show.
Yeah, that's where the Gong Showcame from.
Coincidentally. No, but let's see, they could
have in the movie and it would have achieved the same purpose
in the scene shown you actual Buddhist rituals.
But because they didn't want theAmerican public to know about

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that because it would empower them, they just made shit up.
I actually the other day I, I, Ithought there's OK, so Bill
Murray is, is as bad as it gets.And did he kill his baby to be a
star? God damn right he did.
But I do have a soft spot for Bill Murray strangely.
And if you if you look at Bill Murrays career from the outside,

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he has presented himself as a guy who is in the deep state but
who is not happy about it. And so if you following Bill's
career from the outside when he did Ghostbusters, which is a
very mainstream, we're keeping them as free range slaves.
They'll never wake up after theysee this movie and they'll keep,
you know, doing what we want while we kill them.

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That's what Ghostbusters is, even though it's also probably
one of the funniest movies ever made in my opinion.
But during that time, Bill Murray was like down on
Ghostbusters and, and he left the country after Ghostbusters
and, and when he came back, whenhe gave interviews, he was mean
and he was down on Hollywood andhe was down on everything like

(01:24:58):
his, his personality changed and, and he went after
Ghostbusters. In fact, I think he only agreed
to do Ghostbusters. He the agreement was OK, Bill,
if you will help delude the public one more time while we
exploit them and kill them, we will let you make a movie that
you want to make. And so right after Ghostbusters,

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Bill Murray made a movie called The Razor's Edge.
And the Razor's Edge is all about a a Western man who
realizes that all of the spiritual answers are in India
with the the yogis and the monks.
So he's disillusioned by the West.
And then he goes to India and discovers the truth.
And then he comes back and triesto incorporate his new spiritual

(01:25:44):
perspective in like the machine that is the West.
It's a very famous novel. It was it's already made into a
very respected film, but basically that whole movie is
fuck the West, start meditating,bitches.
And and that's Bill Murray. Like, Oh my God, I killed a baby
to be a fucking star. And I just made the ultimate

(01:26:05):
brainwashed movie Ghostbusters. And someday God is going to
judge me for this, for deceivinghumanity, for being a Judas
goat, for luring them all into agenocide.
I'm so sorry. I just wanted the giant jet.
I just, that was the thing, if Icould, I just wanted that jet.
By the way, people look up Bill Murrays private jet because it's

(01:26:27):
like a fucking 747 that that dude cruises around with anyway
as an artist though, and for things that he's done on screen,
I, I still love Bill, but but he's, it's not like he's a good
guy or anything like that. But this is one of those times
that he was maybe fighting the system a bit like, OK, we're

(01:26:47):
making the razor's edge. You know, I'll, I'll, I'll
fucking do this for you evil bastards who've deceived
everybody in America, in the West.
But we're going to make a real movie that points the public in
the right direction after we do this.
And they he did. So I, I finally, I thought,
well, you know, nobody has ever watched this movie.

(01:27:09):
And so I thought, you know what,for Bill, I'll watch his movie
because nobody, nobody watched the Razor's Edge dude that came
out I. Remember the name?
Do you remember? Yeah, that came out and totally
bombed and nobody went to see it.
And I believe the critics savaged it.
Jerry Lewis, the comedian in hislife, tried to make a movie

(01:27:30):
about a clown who was entertaining Jews before they
were killed in concentration camps because that's what
they're doing. Bill Murray is the clown up
there. Like, hey, it's OK that you're
all getting slaughtered and we're sending you to war and
stuff. Waka, waka, waka.
You know, Jerry Lee Lewis, his obsessive project that he never
finished was about a clown because that's what Jerry,
that's what all the celebrities are.

(01:27:51):
Hey, they're sending you to war and they're having you take
shots to kill you. And we're trying to reduce the
population by 90% by murdering you.
Waka, waka, waka. Check out my new movie.
Did you see that one where I turned into a dog?
Fun one. You know, that's what the stars
are there to do. They do a little dance on stage
while the deep state slaughters us.

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And the price, I mean what you get for that as well.
But anyway, So what the fuck am I talking about?
You know, really, what am I talking about?

(01:28:33):
We, well, you were going down the path of, you know, the the
stars realizing that they're participating in the destruction
of mankind. Yeah, well, they signed on for
that. They, they know from the
beginning, like they it's like, OK, well, you can be rich.
You can have a bodyguard, you can have sex with whatever you
want. You can do whatever drugs you

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need. You'll have personal doctors and
drivers in a state and a privatebeach.
But you will be deceiving all ofhumanity and leaving 90% of them
to their deaths. So are you cool with that?
Also, you're going to have to kill a baby right after you rape
it for the devil. So are are you cool with that to
be a star? And anybody you see on the

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television in the movies decidedthey were cool with that so.
Yeah. Well, I think we were also going
down the path of, you know, someof these TV.
So what we were talking about, Ithink you were trying to get to
the point of ascension and I I keep telling you that that
Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, youknow, that's kind of the one of

(01:29:38):
the underlining themes in that whole series and stuff.
So. So my my idea I'm at is it could
either be A writers trying to tell you stuff that can help
you, or B, the government told the writers to write that stuff
and it's because it will lead people into the Pope's new world

(01:30:02):
religion. So it might be a feed of social
engineering, I don't know. But yeah, like I said yesterday,
I probably shouldn't say this, but, well, when have I ever
stopped? Why stop?
Yeah, time I learned, but no, I was hearing this Christian guy
getting so upset about the Pope and the new world religion.
And but I was listening to the new world religion and like most

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of it made sense to me. And most of it was from what
I've heard about from these spiritual teachers on YouTube
and what you've heard about about the essential process on
Stargate. There were a couple of things in
the New World, Pope's new world religion, where I was like, OK,
that's not right. But most of it was this general
Buddhist, Hindu, Eastern idea that we're all one being and

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that it's an ascension process and that we rise by being good
and meditating really, And we move into higher realms of
existence, ultimately ending up in a state of supreme bliss if
we're good. So to a lot of Christians and
Catholics though, that they're pissed and that's not it.
And Jesus is the son of God and you don't meditate and you don't

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do yoga. You just go to the church on
Friday and listen to that guy. And then you leave and go out
and beat the shit out of a bunchof faggots because we hate
faggots in that religion. Sorry, I shouldn't have done
that. It slipped.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have donethat.
I, I'm not doing that. I, I, I take that back, but, but

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no. Yeah, Christians are pissed
about the new World religion from the Pope, but from what
I've heard it's super similar tothe spiritual picture that I've
learned over the last 15 years. There you go.
What do you think of that as a Christian?
It just. Goes back to what you and I have

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said all along. Everyone's got to do it for
themselves, you know, that's the, that's the, the, the truth.
Everyone's got to do it for themselves.
Yeah. You know, you have to, you have
to realize it yourself. You have to come to it yourself.
I mean, even when you're trying to help someone and you're
telling them stuff and they're like, no, no, no, until they

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experience till till till they go through it till they come to
it it, you know, and all you cando is help them through that
stage. So I don't know.
That's that's the way I look at it.
I just noticed that to me, a lotof the things that that you come
back with from, you know, the things you've read and watched

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and all that kind of stuff, usually it's like, you know,
that sounds like a script right out of this show, you know, that
sort of thing. You know, I remember when Trump
was running and he was saying that, you know, the Democrats
were going to do something or, you know, people were saying

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these things were going to happen.
Guess what? They happened anyway.
You know, so it's everybody. Everyone has to figure it out
for themselves and it and it it doesn't, you know, you can't
fall into the big picture. You, you've got to, you know,
just do what's right, do what's good.

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If everybody is positive and tries to help each other, then
you're, you're going to be fine.It's when people want to take
and want to hoard and want to doall these self selfish things
and, you know, want to one up or, or think they have to one up

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or, or or whatever. That's where we get in trouble.
And if everybody would just stopthat, stop judging the person
next to them and look in the mirror, like you said, you know,
like you did, right? And because it's a shock when we
look in the mirror, we don't realize it.
And I, I just think people need to look in the mirror and focus

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on what they see and then and gofrom there.
Stop with all the other stuff. I agree.
And my advice on top of that would be turn off the news, turn
off your television sets. Just see how it's going in your
day, in the quiet with God and see what happens next.
Like stop, Stop listening to it because you're being

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brainwashed, you're being manipulated, you're being
dragged into a world script. None of it's true.
It's all a trick to deceive you.Live quietly like Mitch just
said. Just turn off the fucking TVI
swear to God you'll be new people if you do that. 10-4 and
happy birthday to Amber. Yes, happy birthday to Amber and

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I'm glad you sobered up after the 21st birthday 'cause we
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