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Good morning, good afternoon, Good evening.
Whenever you are welcome to two men with a mic.
Good morning, Sir. Good morning, Reggae Shark Man.
There's the cartoon called, well, I think he made it for the
Internet, but I think it became popular and I, I don't know what

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he's doing with it, but it therewas some guy made a, a cartoon
called Reggae Shark and it's really funny.
If you Google it or go to YouTube, you'll find it on
YouTube or whatever. It's just these little silly
animated shorts about a Stoner shark called Reggae Shark.
But I was just trying to send silly stuff to Mitch yesterday

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on Sunday just to make him laugh.
So I was sending him Reggae Shark episodes.
Really. Shark.
So you like you like those? Yeah.
Yeah, they're funny. Cursed or stung by a feature of
the sea and turned him into a shark.

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But it didn't change his stone or attitude.
Yep. And he was all bummed because he
couldn't lie to join in the ocean.
Yeah. But he was happy when they threw
the contraband of the ship before the police got him and he

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ate the contraband and then he got the munchies, those edibles.
I love that little cartoon. I, I hope I, I, I didn't really,
I just, I, I want to look and see what's going on with Reggae
Shark. Maybe Reggae Shark's taking over
the planet or something. Maybe maybe everyone loves

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Reggae Shark and it's become a sensation or something.
And at the Oscars. Yeah, Reggae Shark used to win
an Oscar, right? Yeah, well, they had him get
famous and. That's right, Best picture
Reggae shark. I'm voting for Reggae Shark for

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Best Picture Man. How could you not?
It's just it's funny. So how how are you doing?
Well, and I was, I make sure I have like this running joke
where I we keep like teasing each other and like acting like
we're pirates. So yesterday, you know, back in

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the day, I mean, well, here, I think we've talked about it
before. So stop me if I if I go on to on
long about it. But but there, there was this
period where like, when we were young, you know, we listened to
a lot of rock and and a lot of metal and we had our trials and
tribulations and we were both party guys back then.

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And, but a lot of terrible stuffhappened, as it does in this
world of suffering. And Mitch made the switch.
Like, OK, you know what? I, I gotta try to be happy.
I think in essence is what was going on.
Like, you know, my wife divorcedme and like, I, I lost this job
or like, whatever it was. And, and it's like, instead of

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drinking a bunch of beer and listening to Ozzy Osbourne, I'm
gonna get stoned and listen to Pato Bonton.
And he did. Mitch.
Mitch went from being like metalkid with a beer to Stoner guy
listening to reggae all the time.
And, and honestly, if you're gonna like fall into it or

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whatever, marijuana is much nicer to you than like beer and
it's much nicer to you. But yeah, Mitch went into this
whole phase of being like the Rasta man reggae guy and, and,
and he was going to like reggae concerts.
And a woman that he had working for him was like super into

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reggae and went to Jamaica all the time.
And they would hang out togetherand Mitch would just, like, get
baked and lay in his hammock andeat Eminem and it.
Yeah. Rather than like, you know,
dying over the latest tragedies that happened in his life in the
world and stuff. It was a total.

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Switch from like heavy metal guyto reggae guy and I, I followed
Mitch as I often have throughoutmy life.
And yeah, it was a fun period. Like I I remember we went to
like reggae Sun Flash or. Something, yeah.
Yeah. And that was all like a great
time. And it was fun.

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It was fun to switch from metal to reggae for a while to save
our sanity. Yeah.
So I, I, I've been encouraging Mitch to get back.
I, I like, I saw like a funny picture yesterday and it was
like a reggae pirate. So I just sent that to me.
Because I'm always. Teasing him about being a
pirate. And then I was like, I think we
should become Reggae pirate and,and I sent him like that little

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picture and then I sent him a bunch of episodes of Reggae
Shark. I'm for I'm for all of that, as
long as I can do it from the couch.
Well, you know, if if you're a yeah.
If you're a reggae Pirate, though, you're not getting off
the couch all pirating. All pirating for Reggae pirates
takes place from the couch wherethey are stunned, eating cookies

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and watching episodes of Reggae Shark.
Wondering if they're related? Yeah, wondering if?
They're related. Was that my?
Father, he disappeared. Honestly folks, if you want to
like lose yourself in music and stuff, reggae music is happy
music and but it's still poetic and lyrical in some cases, but

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it's totally happy, uplifting music.
And being a Stoner is way betterthan being a drunk.
Cause yeah, there's no for. Or you could just do none of
them anymore once you get to that phase.
I never. Thought about that.
No, I'm just kidding. Yeah.

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We're young and stuff, but no, you know, actually, if you still
want to be a little buzzed. But yeah, marijuana is much
nicer to you than booze for sure, right?
Yeah, I would think so. I think you make less stupid
choices. You still make stupid choices,
but I just think you make less of them.

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Yeah, than you do on alcohol. Yeah, you know, but the end
results are the same either way.You know, everybody thinks, oh,
marijuana is legal now, so, you know, it's not a big deal, but
people don't realize it's still.Beer is legal, but it's still
against a lot of drink and drive, Right.
So it's still against the law todo anything while you're

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intoxicated in any form. So even work and you know, I've
had employees like that. Oh yeah, I got AI, got AI.
Had a guy in a job interview say, well, this is, you know, he
had a injury. So he had a prescription for
marijuana. So we should still hire him
because he's got a prescription,right?

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And it's like, no, dude, we're not hiring you because you won't
pass the drug test. And if we know someone's
intoxicated or using and then something happens, you know,
they've run over a little old lady crossing the street in a
company car or fall off the scaffolding or you know,
whatever, and you test positive,then it's going to come back on

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us. So that's what people don't
understand. It can be legal and you could
have a prescription for it, but that doesn't mean that the
employer is. The employer is not going to
hire you. They're not, you know, so, yeah,
there's always that big battle. But so your best, your best bet
is to not do any of it. You know, it did help me through

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a phase. The people around me were very
encouraging. And, you know, of course I made
bad choices on it. And I, you know, I went through
wife #2. Oh, right.
Yeah, no, I can't really say that it took me to a better
spot. Well, in some ways it gets.
Out, I don't know, like when youwere in the hammock with the

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M&M's and you were at your son plus you were in a better.
Spot, you know, yes, yes, yes and those brief moments, you
know, I mean, I'm grateful because I got 2 beautiful kids
out of it and and all of that, but you know, yeah, yeah, you,
you definitely need to be clean and so sober before you make

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life changing decisions. Dude, were you stoned when you
knocked up your second wife? Let's not even I didn't want to
have those conversations. Because I I don't know man,
maybe. I would say it would probably be
a strong possibility. Dude, the Chad and Julia have.

(09:20):
Like genetic stonerism in them. Oh, the sins of our past.
They are fine. They are both beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Adults.
So yeah. Actually, I wanna, I wanna talk

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to Chad because I'm just gettinginterested in AI.
And actually a a. Couple of things happened that I
thought were really interesting.I'll be really fast.
But 1st, I'm kind of interested in AI because like Jennifer did
that wonderful logo for the showand she just did it for fun
using AI, you know, and I know, I know Chad is supposed to be

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the expert on AI right now. And I honestly for you too, you
know, we, we were always trying to make movies.
We were always trying to do creative things.
My understanding is is that withthe right AI you can literally
sit there and describe your movie to AI and it'll like draw
it or you were animated for you.Yeah.

(10:26):
Yeah. Oh, and you've been using it,
too. Yeah.
I wanted to say Mitch has been making like little promos for
the show and he's using AI. And they're really funny.
They're they're really hysterical.
And compared to you and I with Super 8 film and some scissors
to cut the film and Scotch tape and all that stuff and trying to

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make movies when we were like inhigh school and all that.
I mean, what you can do now if you sit down with AI, I sounds
kind of amazing. Like I, I want to sit down and
go, OK, AI, here are the elements for this big epic
screenplay that I've been working on.
Can you pull them together and make it awesome?
Like this needs to be in there. This needs to be in there.
This needs to be in there to do it, Yeah.

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You can do that. Yeah.
Yeah. It's fun to.
It's fun to play around. But you know, everybody's
worried about AI taking over. It doesn't.
It doesn't take over. That's what I'm learning as I'm
messing around with this stuff. Even to just be creative and
have fun. Is that that you have to like

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Mike or, you know, Chad would always say this.
You have to prompt it correctly.So, like, that's what Jen ran
into with the photo. I mean, it took her probably an
hour because she started with nothing.
Well, that's not true. She had a picture of you and I
sitting together in a cafe when you were up in Bert, when we

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hung out when you were in Berkeley.
Yeah. Your family.
So that was from a few years ago.
So that's all she had to make that logo.
The rest of it she had to describe and keep giving
descriptions and changing the descriptions and because one of
the renderings had you flying out the windshield, stuff like

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that, you know, and, and all that.
So it doesn't, you know, it still takes the proper prompting
and, and stuff. And even on all this stuff I'm
doing like I, I, I kind of, I, Iused it like you said.
So I, I write a, a, a, a script for the, I'm working on stuff

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for updater that, that, that, that program that Chuck and I
have are rolled out and, you know, trying to explain it.
So I put the script together of the stuff I want to say and then
it it, it writes it, but it it doesn't, it doesn't, you know,
it put some, some better words and and shortens up my language

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because I tend to ramble on with, you know, three letter
words and, you know, so it'll jump, you know, fix it and that
sort of thing. But then you still have to go
back through and rewrite parts and fix it because it doesn't,
it doesn't quite do it. And, and one of the videos I'm
making for updater, I did a recording in the car, right.

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And, you know, I'm like, hey, Mitch here and it, and it took
that, you know, so it'll, it's cool for stuff like this.
It took my voice and turned it into captions, closed captions,
right? So, so that's cool, right,
'cause it's, but you still gottago back and check it because it
rewrites what you say. And, and like, it was like, Hey,
bitch here. You know, it changed Mitch to

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bitch. So you know it, it, you know,
you have to go back. It doesn't, you know it, but it
really helps with all the grunt work.
Yeah. And it and it gets it close.
And then you can, you know, go in and, and, and still do what
you need to do, but you don't have to do all the little stuff

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like type every single thing. So yeah, it's it's fun.
It's helpful, you know, that sort of thing.
It's great for background music and stuff because you can type
in, I want orchestra, adventurous, exciting, and then

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you'll come back with a orchestra, you know, playing
exciting music, you know, that sort of thing for background
music and stuff. So you know, it, it, it has its,
IT serves its purposes, but it'snot not 100%, but it's, it's
definitely helps the creative process.

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Yeah. Well, I don't.
So you know our friend Matthew, he's my brother Waltz.
But but he's God. We've met him forever.
He's basically family. And he he he works as a
videographer, video editor, out at a production company and,
and. What was I?

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Going to say, but he also on theside like does photography and
video and and sheets and stuff like that.
So recently he's been it's all like sexy girls like with like
flashy graphics all around them and stuff.
And in in some cases he's used like AI girls but in other cases
he actually hires. Models.

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And it, it's just like his art, it's like kind of his hobby and
stuff on the side. But it's mostly like he's
achieving these with AI and, and, and he told me that and I
don't know, between him and my brother uses AI extensively and
stuff. I just thought, God, all all my
life, like Mitch and I always wanted to make a movie.

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If I can just sit down in front of AI and describe the movie
and, and have the AI create it, that's fantastic.
You know, like, yeah. Yeah, well, I created those
songs I sent you. That's how I did that.
So I took we have an episode called the Life of a Sword where
I had like woke up 1 morning andand like wrote a I'm I'm not a

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writer and it's not very it wasn't very good, but it was
just something from my mind, right?
So, so then now with the AII took that poem or whatever you'd
call it, right? And I so there's an example.
I fed that in to AI and I told it to turn this into a song.

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That was the prompt. And then I dropped in.
I mean, turn it into song lyrics, you know, write it.
Write a song. Yeah.
Not, not turn it into a a song, but to return it into, you know,
write it like you would if you were writing a song with the
chorus, chorus and and all the bridges and all that.
Right. So so I gave it and so then it

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rewrote it as it should be if itwas going to be written for a
song, right. Then I took so that was one AI.
Then I took that and put it intothe AII got an AI that will
basically do music. You know it does it does a few

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things, but it but it does it does, you know, AI music.
So you basically you drop your your lyrics in and then you tell
it, like I said, I want it to belike I said, I think I said
1980's rock. I can't remember what I said,
but you know, some something like that 1980's rock cheerful

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or whatever and are positive or something like that.
And then it takes the lyrics, puts an AI voice on it, and then
puts music in the background. And it used the lyrics I had
recreated in the AI and moved over there.
Oh, OK, yeah. Again, the the results have been
impressive. Right.

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Yeah, and for Matthew too. And Paul uses it and Chad's an
expert in it. And I just thought I would ask,
OK, if I wanted to sit down withan AI to write a screenplay,
what's the best one? Or if I wanted to sit.
Down with AI to do an animation or, you know, some kind of
drawing or painting, Like what'sthe best one?

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So I was gonna contact Chad about that because I think
that's kind of his his. Forte these days, right?
Yeah, yeah, I've been playing around with just the free one
from Gemini, which is Google. Uh huh.
Yeah, that's the one that I use to write the lyrics because it's
free. So, Speaking of lyrics, Green

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Day has a neat song. Yeah.
Did you ever like Green Day? Yeah, OK, yeah, I like a few of
their songs from like back in the day and stuff.
Have you heard their new single though?
OK, well, you can decide for yourself if you like the song or
not. But it it the whole thing like
pivots on this one. You know how rock songs are

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basically like slow build, slow build, slow build, and then
suddenly? And you're like.
Chorus and and all the instruments come out and it's
like the big swell and the big like peek, you know, peek the
song. And then yeah, but they most
rock songs, it's like slow build, slow build, slow build.
And then suddenly guitars went screaming and drums.
And so I heard the new Green Daysong and my first question was,

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did AI make this song? Like is, is, is, is Green Day so
lazy that they're, they're just like, we're made men.
We're at the top of the thing, at the top of the everything and
and we can do whatever we want 'cause we're in the deep state.
Yeah, and so why do we, why do Ieven want to bother recording an
album? I'll just, Hey AI, we need to do

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Green Day is a new Green Day single, so you need to blip it
out for us. That was my point, yeah.
You have to still, you still have to write it, right?
You still, I mean, I guess in theory you could say, hey, write
me a song about, you know, skiing down a mountain in the
Blizzard, right? And it would come up with

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something, but like in my case, you know, again, it's the
prompt, right? I had the core poem.
I just don't know how to write it in the format of a song.
So I just had it create recreatemine in the format of a song.
And then I went through and deleted some of the stuff I

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didn't like out of the out of the song.
You know what I mean? Once, once it turned it into
that format. So I, I, I, I think it's, it's,
it's kind again, it comes down to how you're using it, right?
See, I don't know how to do something in a certain format so
I can use AI to transfer my or, you know, you have the story,

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you could have the whole script,but it's not in a script format,
right? And you know, the proper format.
So you could, you know, you could say, hey, take this
transferred into a 5 scene script, you know, correct all

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grammar, you know, you know, it would do all that stuff so that
you know, it's it's not, you're not telling it.
Oh, well, you could tell it to, but you know, you don't have to
tell it to rewrite or recreate it.
You just need it formatted in a certain way that would take you
forever to do. You know what I mean?

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It's like you've got this idea, you know, that's, that's one way
to use it. That's pretty much how I use it.
I, I, I have these things like those songs, you know, I was
like, but, but I don't know how to write a song, you know, I
don't know how to properly writeit.
So AI put it into that format. Then I was able to take that and
go and I don't know how to play instruments and I'm like, OK,

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create the background to my lyrics.
So it just depends on what you're using it and how you're
using it. But you can use it, like you
said, you, you can tell it, hey,to write a song about whatever
and, and it and it will. But you know, I guess if that's

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what you want to do, But you know, it just depends on how you
use it. I mean, it, it helps you be
creative, you know, but it doesn't, do you know it doesn't,
do you know, it's not Terminatorby any means.
And it, it, it doesn't get things right.
There's usually a lot of, a lot of Corrections or guidance, I

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should say, not corrections, butguidance to get a final product.
Otherwise, it just kind of runs a little batshit crazy.
Yeah. Yeah, AI is AI is fun.
It's, it's fun to play with in that format, you know, and I, I,
I think you could definitely, you know, have some fun with it,

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You know, you could have it helpyou like if you have the core
ideas, you know, like, Hey, two friends running from the police
helicopter, you know, because they were, you know, blowing off
fireworks, You know, you know, you can prompt it with that kind
of story and see what it comes up with.
And then you can go back throughand edit it, you know, and add

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in the details and stuff and getyourself a foundation.
So it's a creative partner wouldbe what I would say it say it
is, right. It's a, it's the partner that
does all the work, right? It does all the all the typing
and and all that kind of stuff and or a little annoying
organizing details that that need to be done and it does it

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really. Fast.
Well, that's so that's all interesting.
I I still would like to ask Chad, OK, if I'm doing a
screenplay, which one should I do and and if I'm doing.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah cuz I. Have no idea.
Yeah, well, just do the free one.
Whatever, It's free. The free one is Gemini.

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Yeah, that and I think Chat BeatGPT has a free version too.
OK, yeah. And I, I heard that Green Day
song and I thought I, I wonder if they just had AI do this
because to be honest, it's nothing new from them at all.
It's very repetitive. And the band Green Day itself is
made from Johnny Rotman, the SexPistols, like they're they're

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ripped off Green Day ripped off their whole sound from, you
know, like better punk rockers. And and then insult to injury,
it's like now they're too lazy to even do it.
They're probably just using AI. And so but so the song, the song
in it, like it, it pivots. And it it's like the whole song

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is built on this one line where the lead singer of Green Day
says, you son of a bitch, you'regonna beg a cower.
By the way, do you like that line in and of itself?
What, you son of a bitch? You're going to beg and cower.

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Yeah. No, not really.
It's not. It's not.
I don't know. It's right.
My favorite lyric of all time belongs to Eddie.
Petrol is his name and his band was Manic Panic and it was just

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a little house band. Oh yeah, and the and the lyric
is the whole world's out to lunch and I'm brown bagging it.
Yeah, I remember that. Yeah.
Yeah. So shout out to Eddie.
I tried to reach out to him once.
I didn't know if he was still a part of it, but I never heard

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back. But yeah, that's that line.
And The thing is, nowadays it's funny how people don't know what
that means. I guarantee you there's a group
of people that don't know what that means.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I'll tell you what, right after this, we'll come back and
I'll tell you what it means. Sorry not sorry guys for this

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interruption, but guess what? Today is Tuesday.
Rants with Amber. Welcome back to the studio,
everyone. Wow, thank you.
Thank you. I'm happy to be here too.
Wow, I knew you guys were here for me.

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Hi everyone, and happy Tuesday. I can't believe we are almost
done with September. I don't know, it kind of like
flew by, which is just absolutely crazy, but this is
our last full week of September and it's just mind blowing.

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We are entering October which isone of my favorite months for no
particular reason. But before we end the month of
September we have a very specialholiday AKA my mom's birthday
which is this Sunday. So I know it's a little bit

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early but I just had to come on here and wish her a very happy
birthday. So here we go.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear mom. Happy birthday to you.

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So, yeah, I mean, my mom, she's going to be 15 years old this
year, same age as Sugar. But yeah, it's just so crazy.
I am really sad because this is probably one of the first years
that I actually won't be home for her birthday.

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Typically, like I, I would have been Davis.
So either maybe my parents wouldhave come up to me and we had a
dinner or I would have come homethat weekend.
But because I'm all the way in New York, it's just not super
easy to, you know, get home likethat.
But of course, I'm going to be there, you know, video calling.

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And I did send her a package, which should be getting there on
Friday, maybe Saturday, but probably, I think Friday,
hopefully. But yeah.
So I just have to say, I love you so much, mom.
You are an absolute inspiration to me.

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And I just love getting to call you my mom and my best friend.
And I hope that you have the best birthday ever.
Thank you so much for listening to your favorite rancher today.
Yes, yes, I love that energy. Now, if you guys need to reach

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episode. Thanks guys.
Bye. All right, we are back.
So so back to real quickly answering the trivia question of
what does brown bag in it mean? So for those of you that

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probably don't know, because that would probably be most of
the world, because this would have been something in the 80s,
I think in the 90s it started dying out.
So back in our day, when Mike and I were young
whippersnappers, if we wanted tobring a lunch to school, back

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then we didn't have, well, they did have lunch boxes, you know,
like Superman lunch boxes and stuff like that.
But once you got out of elementary school, if you had a
lunch box, he'd get your ass kicked.
Yeah. So.
So you didn't have a lunch box, so either you ate school lunch

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or you brought lunch in a brown bag, a brown paper sack.
What? I mean, they're still around a
little bit. You know, the grocery store when
you when you get, when they ask you paper or plastic.
Well, the paper version for our lunches was a miniature version
of the paper grocery bags. Mm Hmm.

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So it's it was like 6 inches wide by 8 inches tall and it's a
brown miniature grocery sack andit was a brown, a brown bag.
So that's what you would bring your lunch, your, your school
lunch in was a brown bag, brown bag.

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So that's what they meant was the whole world's out to lunch,
meaning everybody went out to some place nice to eat and they
left you alone to eat your brownpaper sack, you know, your brown
bag of lunch. So you were left out.
So anyway, I guess it's not thatexciting, but that's what the

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brown bag in it means. Yeah, everyone else is like what
we we do Uber Eats, man. What's the brown bag, you old
fart? Well, you know what's funny?
Even when I was working at Treasure Island and stuff, the
students would Uber eat food to the guard shack.

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Yeah. And stuff, you know, it's like,
really? So times are changed.
They are OK. My last word on Green Day,
though, because I did ask. So first of all, it's a really
unimpressive, very unimaginativesong that sounds like everything
they ever did, and everything they ever did, they took from

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Johnny Rotten and the Sex. Pistols.
Although there have been a few Green Day songs I quite liked,
but they're, you know, they're kind of derivative.
But but. So the line in the and I wanted
to ask you if you like that lineof where he goes.
You son of a bitch. You gonna beg and cower?
No. Yeah.

(33:23):
I'm not impressed by it. Yeah, no, it's bad, right?
Because a punk rocker doesn't say beg and cower.
Like if if if a punk rocker is threatening someone, he's going
to say he would never say you will beg and cower.
Like, have you ever? Heard of the wrong vocabulary?
Yeah, yeah. It sounds like Shakespeare or

(33:44):
something, like for a good man, not punk rock.
Like if a punk rocker was going to beat you down, he would come
up and say something like, I'm going to beat you down, I'm
going to kick your ass, you know, something like that.
But no punk rocker in the world would ever go.
You will beg in power, Sir. At 7:00 we will duel.

(34:10):
Yeah, I mean, it's just weird. I I, I was like, did they write
the song with Grammarly and cameout or like, what?
You know, so so then I thought, well, here's a better line, you
son of a bitch. You're getting the golden

(34:30):
shower. How do you like that?
You're getting a what? OK, so, so, so instead of you
son of a bitch, you're going to beg and cower.
How about you son of a bitch, you're getting the golden
shower. You have a way better line for

(34:52):
time. And so they're totally liberal.
They hate Trump. They're really up to bad stuff.
They don't even live in America anymore.
They move to England because they know America is being
destroyed. This is this is Green Day.
So wait, why did I start? Why did I start talking?
I don't know. We were talking about AI right
now. Yeah.

(35:14):
I just thought that line is so horrible.
Like, yeah, was it AI? Was it Grammarly?
Like they're making fun of Trump, right?
So it turns out like the the story of him having prostitutes
pee on him or him peeing on prostitutes that they tried to
use to destroy him. I thought.

(35:35):
And and so obviously green days against Trump and and they've
been out in the press, you know,saying nasty things about Trump
and, and all that stuff. And I so I thought here too, for
your song, it's so much funnier if you say golden shower because
it ties in you're making fun of Trump and and it ties into the
golden shower thing with Trump. And also it just makes it funny

(36:00):
and punk rock. If you say you're getting a punk
rocker would pee on you, but a punk rocker would probably not
shoot you, you know? Yeah, yeah.
That punk rock is stuff like I peed on you.
That's that's what punk rock, right?
Yeah. You son of a bitch, you're going
to beg and cower. And I was like, no, no, you son

(36:21):
of a bitch, you're getting the golden shower.
Oh well, don't you think that's a better fucking line?
I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I do.
I, I, I, I think you nailed it on that.
Yeah, that's too bad. They missed it.
That would have been way better.That would have made their song,

(36:43):
you know, a lot better. I haven't heard it.
So. Oh, you did hear it.
Or. No, no, I have not heard it.
Oh, OK, I forgot what it's called.
I kind of, we have a radio station coming out of LA that's
supposed to be alternative rock called K Rock.
And then we have like a blue collar, you know, Hotel
California classic rock station called KLOS.

(37:06):
And I used to always like, hop back and forth between K Rock
and KLOS. Who was playing a better song?
But yeah, I just, I kind of, I fell into listening to like a
little K rock again. And they are, if you listen the
K rock right now, they're playing the Green Day fun like
every 10 minutes. Did like it it it's like a heavy

(37:29):
rotation. They they're ramming that sign
down your throat like you will love this single and you will no
matter what. It's really frustrating.
So I had I've had a lot of time to analyze the song because it's
on like every 5 minutes. I care so.
They're not playing. What you're saying is they're
not playing Jelly Roll. Yeah, they're not.

(37:50):
Yeah. But you know, I, I will say
this, when they, when they started destroying America and
taking over the world, the, the deep state with a heavy Chinese
influence, they went in and theybought radio stations that
everyone loved and they changed the format of them.
And so like, for instance, in Los Angeles, the Deep sea bought

(38:12):
K rock and they changed the format entirely.
And suddenly they were playing like, I don't know, like
Communist Chinese music, Like, Idon't know, they were playing
garbage on K rock. And it was a complete format
change. And it was because they were
under the deep state. And while the Deep state was

(38:32):
specially engineering us and brainwashing us, we wanted a
different kind of music on that station.
They also want to discourage Rock'n'roll.
Rebellion, any kind of rebellion, anything that would
get make you get up and like fight them.
Which Rock'n'roll will do? They don't want that.
So they changed the format of K rock to just nonsense and got a

(38:53):
bunch of DJs on there to tell you to take a death shot and
they so the DJs are lying to you, they're playing garbage to
you. And fortunately it like they the
the public wouldn't take it. And so me too.
People just stopped listening toK Rock and and there's a station

(39:14):
down in San Diego called 91 X. Which is the K rock?
Equivalent, except I would say that 91 X is much better than K
rock. They're more grassroots, they
play more creative things. They yeah, they're just a better
alternative rock station generally.
But they did the same thing in 91 X.
Like they got rid of all the DJs, they changed the format,

(39:35):
they started playing like garbage propaganda music.
And so everybody stopped listening to 91 X too.
And so and they did that everywhere, though, like all
over the place, just bought radio stations, bought movie
studios, every every way that they could use the media to
socially engineer us and destroyAmerica.

(39:58):
So but everybody stopped listening to K rock when they
did that like, well, I'm not listening to this weird
propagandistic brainwashing garbage.
I I want to hear, you know, a good alternative.
Rock song or whatever. Anyway, I'm happy to report that
in both cases people did not people did not accept the the

(40:22):
brainwashing change that had been done to these respected
radio stations. So K Rock dropped it.
They were like oh OK. Well, you know, it doesn't help
if we work for the man playing garbage as we socially engineer
all these peasants to a big genocide.
We got planned for him. No one's listening to the radio
station. No one is listening.

(40:43):
And so they went back to like regular K rock And I, so I, I
started kind of listening to it again because they did go back
to regular K rock. They advertised that too, like,
oh, sorry, we've been sucking. We're getting back to business
as usual, you know, like stuff like that.
Next, they're still running an ad and anyone has to do the same
thing in San Diego. They're like, oh, well, listen,

(41:06):
Chinese overlords in the deep state.
No one's going to listen to thatmusic, so this isn't going to be
an effective brainwashing tool. Why don't we just go back to the
other format? Maybe the DJs can flip in some
stuff like you should kill your baby if you don't want it and
also take a depth. That's what they that's what

(41:27):
they did. 91-X is now solid alternative rock again.
K rock is now solid alternative rock again.
This is a message to the masses though.
You, you probably noticed the deep state taking all your
rights and ruining your financesand bringing violence to the
streets. So if you don't, if you have
nothing to do with the companiesthat were responsible with that,

(41:48):
that will change. That will change.
So in fact, actor Woody Harrelson came out because he's
been one of the ones who's fighting the deep state.
And actor Woody Harrelson came out and said that like, OK, you
notice the corporations have taken over the country and
they're destroying it. You need to have nothing to do
with those corporations. If you want the violence on the

(42:09):
streets to stop, you better stopshopping at Walmart because
they're the ones bringing it, you know, Anyway, it's the it's,
it's kind of the same idea. So the, the good news though, is
we, we, we made them change. You know, they were like, hey,
we're the overlords and we're going to bring some tyranny for
you fucking sheeple. And we were like, no, you're
not. And at least in, in the arena of

(42:32):
like rock, we were like, no, we're not fitting up with your
weirdo communist music. And and yeah, so they had to
switch back to the music that the people wanted.
And actually, a lot of that's happening now in the Trump
administration where they've done some like horrible,
outlandish things, but the people raised their hands and
said no way, no way, no way. And, and the Trump

(42:55):
administration has course corrected because the people of
the country weren't going to do it.
And and so that's what takes that.
It's going to say like, Oh my God, there's a deep state and Oh
my God, these computers, I'm good, you know, all that stuff.
But if the people don't accept it, they're powerless, right?
Does does sugar agree with me? As I observed the peasants below

(43:21):
me, they are walking my my pets and the pets aren't getting
along because everything below me is my Kingdom as I am the
overlord. I sent a picture of a pirate
costume for dogs to Jen. Like OK, it's almost Halloween

(43:43):
and Sugar needs to be a pirate. He loved it.
It's like this. Little silly dog passed him, but
he. Yeah.
Pirate. Well, Speaking of Jen, yeah.
So I guess somebody's having a birthday.
I was told no, I'm now we're going to relive that comment

(44:06):
down. No, Yep.
It's not. It's not this Tuesday, but this
coming weekend. So in between episodes my
beautiful, lovely, caring, fantastic wife Jen is is having
a birthday. So I just wanted to say happy

(44:31):
birthday to her and thank you for making my life so much
easier. Well, much easier.
I can't even explain it. She's like a bundle of magic.
Everything just happens. It's utterly amazing.
You know, she she's in contact with everyone.

(44:53):
She makes sure, you know, all the people out there get the
stuff they should get, you know,and she, you know, always
includes me in it, you know. So she sends Gowan to pick, you
know, birthday present, she sends you a present, she sends
Tony a card, you know, she does all that stuff for, for, you

(45:15):
know, you know, my family, her family, my friends, her friends,
you know, she, she just is always caring and giving and
tries to make sure that everybody gets acknowledged and,
and, and that sort of thing. So I just wanted to give her

(45:35):
some credit for, well, all the credit for just all the hard
work and just the amazing way she is, you know, it's, it's, I
wish I was like that, you know? Yeah.
I, I, I just, you know, well, dude, we're can't do that.

(45:58):
I don't know how she does. Get off the couch, you know,
like, so you're doing all you can, man.
Just look. I'd like to help you more, but
I'm a reggae shark and I can't get off the couch so you paid
me. OK, so can you get from the
kitchen now Hun? No, you know, she, I just wish

(46:24):
her the happy birthday and you know, it's been a, it's been a a
very struggling year for us, youknow, with her with for her.
I shouldn't, you know, now I'm trying to take credit.
Like, you know, I had to go through what she had to go
through. I mean, I went through it with
her, but that's not the same as the person going through it.

(46:44):
You know what I mean? And I know that, But you know,
I'm, I just wish her a, a happy birthday and that, you know,
this coming year will be a better year for her physically
and that, you know, things startto improve and, you know, we

(47:07):
have, we just have a, a, a better year where she's not
having so many brain surgeries and all that kind of fun stuff.
Yeah, she's an Angel in your life.
She does the laundry. Jen is a truly wonderful person

(47:27):
and she is a good Christian, sincerely.
So that means you, you have a person who really is trying to
show you compassion and who really is trying to help you
when she can and who really is being kind and, and she's
devoted to that, to living like Jesus.
And they're, these people are very rare.

(47:50):
Mitch is one of them too. They're actually Christians who
are trying to be good all the time and they're and they're
doing it. I'm saying this is for
everybody. That's very, very rare.
But for Jen, it's just natural. And she's just this amazing good
person. She brought like nothing but
happiness and and a beautiful child to your life and and

(48:14):
continues to bring you nothing but happiness.
You're so in love with her. You guys are.
So in love. Just one of the things when I
get depressed about the world. Oh no, I wasn't going to make a
joke. Oh, no, go ahead.
I'm sorry. No.
But when, when I'm depressed about the world, I I and like
marriage and women and relationships and all these

(48:36):
things, I always, I think of youguys like, well, yeah.
But look at Mitch and Jen. Like those are actual good
people in the world. Like they, they're trying to be
good people. They're actually good
Christians. And look at that.
They have a marriage that actually is successful.
They've been married like 25 years now, right?
Well, not quite 25. We should be.

(49:01):
Let's see, we're married in O2, so 23 years this year, OK,
coming up on 23, but we've been together 24.
So yeah, we're getting, we're getting close to 25, OK.
Yeah, but dude, we are in part of the social engineering that's
going on is #1 make sure everybody hates white people #2

(49:24):
make sure all women hate men. And it's to break up the family.
It's to weaken all of us while they continue to bring in their
tyranny. But so right now is a terrible
time if you want to meet a womanbecause they're all get away
from you, white man. You.
Know it's a terrible time. Women are brainwashed.

(49:46):
They have no idea what's going on.
They're running around in ignorance, doing horrible.
Violent. Things and they're not putting
out. OK No, sorry.
That was supposed to be funny. No, it's really bad with women
and men right now. Deliberately so, because our
government and the media are trying to destroy the nuclear

(50:07):
family. But yeah, so.
But then here's Jen, who's just naturally a woman, just
naturally good, you know, naturally compassionate,
naturally spiritual. And you are so lucky she's in
here years. So like the best I'm going to be
able to do. It's like some libtard telling

(50:29):
me that. By the way, I am.
Not on any side, I have to say. Again, when I for humor reasons
like use words like Lib tarts, but I am a real liberal, not
what's calling itself a liberal.And those are the Lib tarts and
I'm allowed to poke fun at them and they really desperately need

(50:50):
it because they're brainwashed. They have no idea what they're
doing and everything that they're doing is mostly violent
and bad. So but I'm I'm not on either
side I. Really.
And and it's absolutely happy birthday to Jen, though.
Let's finish that part off before we forget, OK?
Jen is the liberal too. And no, I'm sorry, I keep

(51:13):
flipping off on that because, you know, they're destroying the
country all around us. So anyway, no, yeah, no, she's
amazing. And, and you're so lucky and I'm
really glad that she's having another birthday and I, I wish
her all the best and I hope thather health improves.
Please, if we have any listenersbesides the meth head bashing

(51:35):
the skull against the wall, sendblessings to Jen.
She, she health issues and stuff.
But Jen is the kind of person you actually want in the world.
So. So send her blessings, Yeah.
And yeah, happy birthday to Jen,and I'm really glad she's in
your life and I'm really grateful that I know her.

(51:57):
Yeah, me too. She's she's, she's made
everybody's, everybody she touches, she makes their life
better. And, you know, that's a, that's
a credit for who she is and how she is.
And I'm just lucky to hang on her coattails and be a, be a, be
a part of it, you know? So yeah, keep voting.
For. Her what?

(52:17):
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'm back to going into. But yeah, and and just as far as
listeners, since you brought it up.
Well, first, I also just end it with I love you very much, Jen.
Thank you for being a part of mylife.
And I love me very much too, Jen.
Yeah, That was a joke. That was a joke.

(52:41):
I love you, Jen. I'm really glad that you're in
all of our lives and you're a wonderful person.
I wish you all the best. And I, I want to thank you
again, too, because Jen and you have pulled me out of the abyss,
like, dangerous parts of the abyss, like, many times over the
last, the difficult last severalyears.

(53:04):
Yeah. Jen's an Angel, dude.
She's a savior. So power to you, Jen.
I'm glad there are people like you in the world.
Yeah, blessings to to you and everything you do for all of us.
Oh, shit. I forgot what I was going to
say. Now I've got Mike.
Ish. I've got Mike.
Ish. I'm spreading my Alzheimer's to

(53:25):
you. Turns out it's contagious.
Oh man. Oh, no, no.
I can go about the deep state ifyou want.
Oh. I know, I know what it was we're
talking about, listeners. I remembered I was able to fish
it out of the depths. I dropped a hook down there and
I grabbed it and I pulled it back up.

(53:47):
And referring to our one listener, something I noticed
that was very surprising is our listening audience has crept up
in Russia. I I'm thinking that Putin has
cleared us to be on the Airways in Russia.
Oh, good, good. Hey, you know what?

(54:09):
We got to get Putin on the show.I know, we know, we know he's a
listener. But like, how can we put out the
word? Like OK Putin, you have to be on
two men with the mic. Come on man.
Join the show on the show, dude,Tetra, Tucker Carlson, Tucker

(54:31):
Carlson botched that whole interview with him.
But Putin loves us. He's a big fan of the show.
So I I think a great interview if we could just talk to him.
Yeah, we, we would actually maketime.
I'd, you know, if if he wanted to be on the show.
Absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah. You know, we'd love to hear his
side of everything. Yeah, I'm sorry I keep talking

(54:53):
over the top of you today. I'm sorry.
You know what, Putin? If you want to come on the show,
you don't even have to get up early, dude.
Like if we get up at like 7:30 to do this, 7:30 AM.
So Putin, if you want to come onthe show, you just pick whatever
day and time you want, man. And we'll interview on two men
with the mic. Yeah, yeah, I mean, and shout

(55:18):
out to to the Russian friends and families who are out there
listening to the show and and, you know, we, we thank you.
And, you know, if you can get onto Spotify or something like
that, or, you know, reach out totwo men with a mic and, you
know, send us something because,yeah, I mean, you're, you're

(55:41):
just about creeping up over India.
So India has always been like outside of the United States,
India has always been our our biggest fan base.
That's good. I don't know why but.
Well, 'cause I we talk about spiritual physics and
civilization fellowship and create a yoga and meditation.

(56:05):
And so, yeah, they know about all that stuff like it, OK,
we're just finding out. But in India, they, they, that
they have, it's a 10,000 year old science of yoga that exists
there. So they, they, it's because
we're talking about the stuff they know.
And it's important to do that because it's the truth.

(56:27):
And that's what everybody needs to realize if we're going to
save ourselves. Yeah, so, but Russia, Russia's
creeping up on India, just abouttaking over the number two spot
outside the United States. Wow, that's cool.
Interesting. Got a little little foot race
between listeners from Russia and India.

(56:48):
Chippy, man. Well, yeah, remember, we're just
the people of the world. We don't work for the deep
states, and so we're just normal.
So it's like, hey, can we all just kick it at the park
together, picnicking, and not pay attention to these crazy
world leaders? We're the normal people.
I know everybody in Russia is the normal people.
It's only like the governments that try to do stuff to get us

(57:10):
to kill each other. So welcome and from all around
the world. I myself am a householder monk
so I accept you all and Mitch isa good Christian so he accepts
you all. Welcome.
Welcome. This is see two-minute and Mike
is going to bring together humanity.

(57:31):
One listener at a time. Yeah, it's only those weird
pedophiles in the government whotry to start wars and stuff.
But the people on the street, Nah.
It's all about peace, love, man,and understanding.
Yeah. Reggae sharks and reggae sharks.
Oh, Putin, have you seen reggae shark?
Dude, that will crack you up like after after like difficult

(57:56):
press conference. Just sit down and watch some
reggae shark, Mr. Putin. It'll totally, it'll totally
see. He'll come on the show now
because Putin's like, oh, I know, reggae shark, I'm
watching. Yeah, the see that would be step
#3 right? Would be watch more Reggae

(58:17):
Shark, Yeah. That's step #3 we've been giving
life lessons on how to handle life stuff.
Yeah, the first one was be kind,I think, I think.
And then the second one was whatI don't remember.

(58:38):
Well, we'll get it straight nextepisode, but I know we're on
number. Three, OK, so yeah, so the first
one is be kind. Second one is like maybe help
people. Third one is watch Reggae Shark
and Laughter. That's medicine, right?
Yeah, Yeah, this. Is all you.

(58:59):
Don't have to tell me, man, I'm.So I guess really, really our
our step #3 is laugh more. If you want to take it on a on a
serious side is what laugh more?Yeah, OK.
Better Yeah, yeah, no do you know I, I.
Laughter is the best medicine. There's actually a thing called

(59:19):
laughter therapy and my. Father, he was very.
Into like all the stuff like, you know, listen to like
subliminal tapes to make you better and meditation and, and
yoga and all that stuff. Wait, what?
Did you just mention that Laugh more Step 30?
No, but there are actually bookswritten by psychologists and

(59:42):
psychiatrists on laughter therapy.
And one of the things my dad wastrying to do, like God rest his
soul in the later stages of his life was laughter therapy.
And, and, and he, like I said, he actually read books by
psychiatrists on it. And it really came down to

(01:00:03):
making sure that you're laughingevery day.
And so dad, like, had a regimentof like, comedy stuff that he
would watch. And and but it was it was not
just like I'm just goofing around watching a comedy.
It was also in his mind, like, this is therapy.
I need to laugh in my life. And so I'm going to try to watch
this in the hopes that it makes me laugh, you know, So that

(01:00:26):
therapy, Yeah. Laughter is the best medicine.
Yes. You know, and, and it, it, it
supposedly brings up endorphins and, and certain things like
that makes you feel better and, you know, it, it, it just, yeah.
If you're laughing at something,you've enjoyed it.
You, you, you get a feeling of joy.

(01:00:46):
And then the laughter is contagious.
Yeah. You know, so, you know, Mike
always talks about spirituality and how we're all connected.
I think, I think laughter is kind of like proof of life,
right? Because you know, when somebody
starts laughing and then pretty soon everybody starts laughing,

(01:01:07):
Well, they've got to be, they'regiving off what Mike refers to
as a vibrations or, or energy, you know, that, that you then
catch and, and everybody wants it.
I, I think, I think it's a natural drug that everybody
wants. So I think that's why people
will laugh when other people arelaughing.

(01:01:28):
Oh, yeah, that's totally true. I, I, I used to hear that people
would say that laughter was contagious and, and it is.
Yeah, yeah, they proved that in Mary Poppins.
Oh, is that from Mary? That's where I learned it.
I got it from Mary Poppins. Yep.
They go into the sea, Uncle Albert or whatever his name is,

(01:01:48):
and and he starts laughing and then they all start floating up
in the air and, and then, you know, it's contagious and the
others start laughing and she's like, OK kids, no, don't you
dare. Don't you start laughing.
And then the kids start gigglingand they start floating up.
Yeah, Yep. See, it was proven in Mary
Poppins, so it must be true. Yep.

(01:02:10):
I that's where I we learned everything, right, Mary Poppins
and the Brady Bunch. That's it's true.
We're TV babies and they, they wanted us to learn those lessons
like don't lie, don't steal, don't cheat.
You know, those are in there fora reason, though.

(01:02:31):
But now, like the new TV shows, 'cause they're trying to blow
out the country. Oh, we've talked about it
before, but there's, there's nothing like the Brady Bunch on
TV anymore. There's not even Mary Poppins
anymore. Every every time you see a
Disney movie, it's like some trans thing or whatever.
By the way, my official positionon trans people is go for it if

(01:02:55):
you want to. I understand it's not a good
procedure. I understand it usually doesn't
take very well. I understand that it leads to a
lifetime of health problems and I understand that it leads to
depression and suicidal ideationis what I have heard about it.
However, my official position ontrans is I'm not a homophobe.

(01:03:15):
I'm not I I have no trouble withLGTV, two people and stuff.
If you want to be trans, go for it.
My only issue with all of this stuff is that it should not be
taught to children in the secondgrade.
But anything else you want to do, if you want to be gay, if
you want to be trans, like whatever, as long as you're not

(01:03:36):
hurting anybody. Go.
For it but I the only. My only problem with it is
they're teaching it to 2nd gradekids in elementary school and
you should not have sex Ed till you're 12.
So I just my only issue, but I know I, I know there's, there
are like trans people in the world and LGBTQ or whatever it
is people in the world and they've decided that I'm like

(01:03:57):
some kind of homophobe and I'm not.
You can cut your penis off anytime you want after after 12.
Yeah, you cut your penis off anytime after the age of 12.
I. Guess you know what's
interesting about that? I just said OBSO observation is,
you know, I don't know what the age is, but it's funny how

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you're not allowed to drive a car till you're 16.
You're not allowed to buy alcohol till you're 21, but
you're allowed to decide your sex before you're mature enough
to even understand life. Yeah, you know that.
That to me seems a little bit, alittle bit weird, right?

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I mean, it, it seems like if that's the case, then then why
can't they start drinking right,at age whatever 5, You know what
I'm saying? I mean, you know, you're saying,
well, they can't drink at age 5 because there's not a level of
maturity, right? It's not good for them.
But you're telling me that they're mature enough at at age
5 to make a decision that's going to affect the rest of

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their life forever. You know, I, I don't, I don't, I
don't get that. I think that I, I think everyone
should have freedom of choice. But I'm saying that if it, if
our society, we have all agreed that, for example, age 21 is
when someone, you know, we should limit someone's access to

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alcohol. And that I think it, what is it?
Age 18 you can get cigarettes. Yeah, something like.
You know, all these different things like that, yet when it
comes to life altering, permanent decisions, Oh sure, go
ahead, let the five year old decide.
Right. You know that that to me seems a

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little a little suspicious. I, I, I think that yes, they
should give everyone freedom of choice, but for their own
well-being. And, and we all know, you know,
16 year olds know everything, right?
Because when we were 16, we swore we knew everything.
So, you know, we got to keep that in mind and protect them

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from themselves, just like we dowith the alcohol and all that.
I just think that, yes, 100% everybody should have freedom of
choice, even women and whether they're going to have abortions
and all that. But I think that, you know,
certain things need to, you know, they, they need to wait,
you know, to a, to a more matureage before they make those life

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altering decisions. I, I think that, you know, a
matter of maturity. You know, just the same reason
we don't let a 5 year old drive the car, right?
You know, why not? I mean, if you're saying they
can make some life altering or 9year old drive a car.
If if you're saying that they can make life altering decisions
about their body, yet they're not confident enough to drive a

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car. Yeah.
How do you justify that? So I, I want everybody to have
free choice. I do.
But I think we just need to protect the younger people from
themselves. So if you want to be trans,
that's great. You know, once you turn, I don't
know, 18 right then, then you can legally do it.

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And at least we know that, that,that you were able, you know,
mentally mature enough to reallyunderstand what you're going to
go through. I don't think you should be
doing it to someone that's younger than that.
Just just in case, right? I mean, you can if you can't
vote till you're 18 or if you'restaying 18, The, the, the age

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that someone is mature enough todecide who's going to run the
country right then, then, But because prior to that they're
not mature enough, then why would you think they're mature
enough to, you know, alter theirbody?
So anyway, that's my take on I think everyone should get the

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choice across the board. I don't think I don't think the
government should control what anybody does for any reason to
their body. And that includes abortion.
I do not think that the government should be setting
long. I think that's interference of
some people's religion, of some people's rights, freedom of

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choice. You may not just, you know,
there's a lot of things I don't agree with.
That doesn't mean I get to pass a law, you know, because that's
what happens right now. All of a sudden we don't agree
with, you know, I'll, I'll just go what they do in other
countries. Well, all of a sudden we agree.
Well, women shouldn't show theirface in public, right?
Well, that's your opinion, right?

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That's your opinion. But but now you want to make
that a law, you know, and, and so on and so forth, right?
And that's, and that's where it goes, you know, because, Oh no,
that's too extreme. There's big difference between
hiding a woman's face and then telling a woman what she can and
can't do with their body. And I'm sorry, there's not,
there's not. It's control.

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It's it's telling people what todo, when to do it and how to do
it. It doesn't matter how you hide
it. It doesn't matter how you try
and mask it in a religion or a personal belief.
This is America where religion does not run the country.

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The country is not ran by religion.
That's the whole point of it. If we wanted that, we just need
to go back to, you know, the 18th century in England or the
16th century or whatever it was,right?
And then we can let the Cardinals and the bishops tell
the king how to run the country and they can be the ultimate
ruler based on their interpretation of the Bible at

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that point in time, because that's what that's the way it,
it was. And, and we're a country that's
built so that you can't do that.So I, I don't believe in
abortion. I also don't believe in telling
someone what to do with their body.
That's between them and God. You are not God.

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You don't have the rights, you don't have the purity, you don't
have the comprehension to even stand there and speak about your
interpretation of the Bible. Nobody does, because you're all
liars. Fools.
And idiots and it sit there and and say otherwise is proves that

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you're a liar, fool and an idiotand and you guys because they
need to stop. They need to leave everybody
alone. My relationship with God, it is
between me and God, not between me and Billy and Johnny and God,
it's between me and God. And you know, I can, I can

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within a five mile radius of where I live right now, I can
walk into every church and ask them to give a, a sermon on a,
on a passage. And every one of those churches
is going to give a different sermon with a different
interpretation of that passage. So, you know, while they'll all

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be on the same ideology of, you know, do no harm or something
like that, their initial interpretation is going to be
different. And that's the point.
That's why it's up to every individual for themselves to
decide their understanding of God and, and Jesus and, and the

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words in the Bible and, and that.
And then, you know, like I said,there's another Bible out there
called the Quran. And the Quran out there says
that basically, if you interpretit like a hardliner, women have
to cover their face and all the way down to their ankles.
Yeah, right. So and they beat women for not
doing that. Well, I think we should bring

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that back to America too, though.
Just not so much the the the outfit, but just beating women
in. General Oh yeah, the yeah,
you're now you're poking the bear.
Right. I just getting all I'm ever
getting he's. Joking.
He's joking. But yeah, I'm sure we'll get

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some comments about how, you know, beating women's.
Not funny that that wasn't his, his point.
He was just, you know, going along for the ride because it
happens in countries. And that's the sad part.
You know, they, they, they do that in countries.
And then there's my point. So we're going to sit there and,
and say that here in America, you know, we're going to control
women and all that. And then we're going to sit here

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and go, oh, well, you can't makewomen do that, right?
I mean, it's, it's, it's hypocritical.
Right. You know, it's, it's, it's, you
know, do as I say, not as I do, which only works with kids.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Wow, we got on AI. Guess I got on a rant.

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My bad. I love you all.
Yeah, we love, you know, I'm kind of glad I felt like I, I,
I'm all hyped and I kept talkingover the top of you.
So I, I, I'm glad you got partnership for yourself.
Well, you know, how about we alljust love each other, right?
Look, we, I, I, I still will never understand why we can't

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just get along. Now.
You're, you're getting hit with black magic and 5G and all kinds
of weird signals coming out of your phone and mass media
telling you to hate and the government telling you to hate
and all of that stuff. You got to like, put all that
brainwashing aside, somehow still be able to be decent to

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the person standing next to you.And I, I just don't get why
humanity can't do that. Why, why can't they see for why,
first of all, why isn't it natural that they would just be
decent to people that they encounter on the street?
Why wouldn't that be natural forhuman beings?
I think there's been a lot of outside influences to make that

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unnatural for human beings. But we, we need to overcome
that. And it it should be our natural
inclination to behave that way anyway, you know.
But I'm stunned at at. Humanity and I, I can't believe,
frankly, how awful it's gotten. And yeah, so you need to start

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listening to our rules for how to live one.
Yeah, 1 is be nice, be nice. 2 is feel better and now #3 is
laugh more, yeah. Yeah, no, I don't.
Yeah. Humanity.
What's up, man? There's 1% of the population.
It's a bunch of weird old men who are pedophiles worshipping

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the devil. Wouldn't it be more fun to be
mean to them than the to the? Yeah, now you're throwing out
your rules. Devil worshipper pedophile child
killers who are ruling the world.
Like get mad at them but. Don't get, you know, like shut
them down by being nice. Yeah, right.

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Prove them wrong by everybody being nice and ignore the noise
right now. So it's if you're, if you're
nice, if everybody's nice to each other, then we shut them
down. Then that will make us all feel
better, right? That was step #2, and now step
#3 is laugh, because when you laugh, you feel better.

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Right. You, you, you, you pass on the
joy. Laughing is a way of passing on
the joy, right? It's a way of, you know, you
know how we spread colds when people sneeze and don't cover
their mouths, and then the germsget on something, something else
or somebody else, and then they get sick, right?
Well, if you're being nice and you're laughing, the laughter

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will do the same thing, spread to the people around you, and
they make them smile. And that's why people go to
comedy shows, right? They want to feel better, you
know? It's a drug, it's a good drug,
it's a natural drug, it's God's drug.
Just laugh, you know? So there you go folks, step #3

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laugh more. Laugh.
More yeah. And yeah, I'll just leave it at
that. But I I'm saying I, I guess I'm
falling back into saying the same thing again.
But if you have these build UPS of anger and you need to unload
on someone, go unload on the government, OK?
Because they're the ones creating all of your problems.

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So, like, if you're all riled up, do not take it out on a
passerby or, you know, a neighbor or whatever.
Fucking take it to where the problem is.
It's the government, You know, write an angry letter to a
politician that you're not happywith.
Suggest different ways for, you know them to make changes.
You know, do something where your anger is actually could be

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productive. Yeah, that's my advice.
All right. Good job, Mike.
OK, I was talking all over the top of you today.
I I don't know why I'm all woundup.
But and, and most importantly, happy birthday again to Jen.

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I think we're in the end of the show here.
So yeah, once more, happy birthday to Jen.
Please, everyone who listens, all all three of you, Jen, man,
she. Deserves it.
Yeah. Yeah.
My beautiful wife. Happy birthday.
I love you very much. You are fantastic.

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This is coming out a little bit early, but now we'll just start
the celebration Tuesday. Love you so much, Jen.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday Two Men with a
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