The IPHONE and the Asswipe!

The guys answer one of the worlds greatest mysteries while thanking Putin and the Russia people for listening to the show.

Episode Transcript

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Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
Whenever you are welcome to two men with a mic.
What's up, brother man? What's up, What's up, What's
going on? Good morning.

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Good morning, Sir. It's a nice cool morning.
Got to breathe a little chilly. No way, way.
Little overcast. You're so lucky here.
It's a it Yesterday it was 102 with Oh yeah, with really strong

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winds. So.
Oh. Yeah, forest fire winds, huh?
Santa Ana. Yeah.
And so the wind is 102 degrees, so you are.
You're living in an air dryer. Dude, totally.
You walk outside and there's andyou're just, you're blown in the
face with 100 to 202 degree wind.

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It's like, but I have a little boy.
So he was like, I don't care, we're going out to play you.
Know a little, probably ain't gonna hurt nobody.
We, yeah, we are in a heat wave where I am, but you're up in
Northern California, so I guess you're just partying on man.

(01:27):
Party on dude. In the nice.
Cool air. Yeah, well, it's.
Like you look on the on the likethe iPhone weather and it's like
102° air quality. You should never leave your
house. Honestly.
That's what it says. Like it's unhealthy.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Unhealthy for sensitive grips. That's what it says.
Yeah, yeah, it's, I was just laying here just trying to
figure out what my next move is going to be today because I,
I've got my son all day today and and yeah, it's going to be
very hot again so. I guess we'll.

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Just come up and visit you guys.Where?
It's nice and cool. Well I mean it did get warm.
I mean during the week it got upto like 95 one day or two.
Oh, really? OK.
That's more like what we're dealing with here and.
They had to open up cooling shelters because it broke 90 but
what? What's a cooling shelter?

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It's. Just like public places where
they run the air conditioner andpeople that don't have air
conditioning can come and hang out in the air conditioning.
Oh, OK. But you gotta, but you gotta
walk. You gotta walk through the fire
and brimstone to get there. Yeah.
You know, so but yeah, I know it's not.

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I mean, now those were the hottest days and they had heat
advisories and I looked at I'm like, it's not even, it's like
barely over 90. Yeah, you're like I, well, you
used to live here, so you're you're ready for any kind of
heat. I.
Suspect. Yep.
But no, I definitely prefer thisweather.

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I mean, I just saw one of my peasants walking down the
sidewalk and they're they're wearing jackets.
Oh my. God, dude, I would switch with
you if I could. Oh, well, that wouldn't be any
good for you, though, So that's not a fair switch.
But now this is the last couple of days, especially yesterday.

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It's like, OK, I'm done with summer.
You know, it's like those days, like, all right, it's it's like,
you know, late in the summer. Let's just wrap this up.
Yeah, you degree wind. What the hell?
You should put some. Let's see what, what, what what

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could you cook in 100? Like put some hot dogs out.
Oh. Yeah, it was like a day like
that, Like fry an egg on the sidewalk day.
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, well, what's up with you,
Sir? What's going on, man?
Oh, not a lot. Not a lot.
We're we're gonna go meet Ashleyfor breakfast and then we're all

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gonna go over and visit Mother. Oh.
Good. And And then Ash, Ashley and Jen
are gonna go see freakier Friday.
I thought you guys already saw. It well, we did, but Ashley
didn't, and so Jen's gonna go with her to see it again.
I don't. I don't need to go again.

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Yeah, were you? Were you amused at all though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There were some funny moments,
you know? Either but.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done. So I'll hang out with mother

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and. How is she doing overall?
Pretty good, you know, a little bit better.
She's busier because I like called to try and talk to her
and she's like, oh, I got to go to physical therapy, I'll call
you back. And then I never heard from her
again, so. Probably kick off with some of

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the wild physical therapy. Yeah.
And yeah, she's partying. She's over partnering with a
bunch of her old oldies. They're all sitting around
drinking, drinking shots of Robitussin or something.
Jägermeister Jager. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Oh my. God.
Cough syrup. Yeah, what?
It was 100 proofs though, right?I don't know.
I don't remember. I I don't think it's 100.
I think it's 90. Oh, really?
OK, yeah, it was a high alcohol content.
So when we were in high school we started drinking that.

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It was, it was a friend of ours in the group and he'd be all
yager. I need some Jager man with.
Jake Oh, oh, no, no, You know what the what the one is that I
was thinking of. That was also kind of nasty,
though. But really high alcohol content.
No. Oh, shoot, I just lost it again.
Not Jägermeister. Yukon, Jack.

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Oh do. You remember Yukon Jack?
No, no, I remember vodka and tequila.
Yeah, Tequila is my What was that?
Called other nasty one that you I guess it was vodka.

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It was vodka, right? That you would mix with we're
like, we really got to get some orange juice.
Oh, right, screwdrivers. Yeah, screwdrivers, 'cause we
would just have the vodka and then it'd be more of a dare on
who could drink the most straight vodka.
Yeah, well, I, I kind of gravitated towards like people

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heavy drinkers gravitate towardsvodka because started with it.
Yeah. Well, OK, so my understanding on
this is if the alcohol is clear it's it's less likely that
you're going to have a terrible hangover.
But I don't know about that. I had a hangover off of just

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about everything but beer. Remember?
I had a right to puke in peace. Oh, that's right.
Somebody you were in the bathroom puking and someone put
a sign up or something that saysthe right to puke in peace or
something like that. Yeah, well, no.

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The OK, so it's probably a wivestale, but like, I used to work
with a guy and he wasn't the first person to say it to me.
And he was the big drinker and, and he was like, yeah, drink
vodka because it's clear and, and so it's easier to recover
from. And, and he said the darker the
alcohol is, the the more of a, anasty hangover you're going to

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have. So like, if you drink some brown
Jack Daniels here, it's going tobe a dirtier, more difficult
hangover to recover from than ifyou drink like clear vodka.
That was the that's the idea anyway.
So, but you don't think that's true?
I don't know, hey, but since youbrought up vodka or I think I
did, but I wanted to give a shout out because I just

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remembered actually. So Russia, Putin, he's he's
like, he must be traveling a lotor something because our, our,
our listening audience in Russiahas increased.
Really. So yeah, they're, they're like
up to Russia's like to up to #3 or 4 as far as number of

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listeners that listen to the show.
So there must be 3 or 4 people in Russia, I guess.
So listening to the show. So yeah, maybe Putin's making
his his security guard guy listen to or something.
It he made it a mandatory You got to listen to the show if

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you're going to live in Russia. Yeah, I got to learn how our
more American culture is or something.
So shout out, shout out to the three or four people in in
Russia that are are able to get the show.
All right. You know, reach out to us, send
us something. Got to got to send it in English

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though because we're dumb Americans and if it ain't in
English we got no clue. That's right, unless he can
speak with subtitles somehow. You know, I, I'm, I kind of
stuck to it, but I've watched a lot of Alex Jones and, and news

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and stuff over the last few years.
And I just like I've been sayingall along, like I, I am a, a, a
member of the self realization fellowship, which teaches
meditation and yoga and, and that's all.
And oh darn it, I left my, I, I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh well, never mind. I just did it again.

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OK, oops, I did it again. Oops, I did it again, man.
Geez, what was I going to say about Russia, Putin?
Oh, well, I, I don't, yeah. I mean, basically what I was
going to say was I stopped watching the news.
So I one thing is OK, so, so it's a it's a terrible situation

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that's going on and we've been lied to about everything.
And so. Oh God, I can't focus today.
Oh my God, I cannot, I cannot focus today.
Let let me, let me see if I can pull this out somehow.

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Basically, I, I, I, I didn't, I decided I didn't want to watch
the news every single day and hear all the speculation too.
Because like, if you sit down with Alex Jones and, and the
real news, then we're, we're, we're about to have World War 3
for sure. And I just, I, I, Oh yeah, as a

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part of self realization fellowship, all the monks and
stuff, they don't watch the news.
And, and the advice from the monks and stuff is, is not to
watch the news because actually you help the bad guys by doing
that by kind of parroting all the, the bad stuff that's
happening. I had this idea because there

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there's there's an idea called, well, voting with your
conscience that, that a favoritespiritual teacher of mine came
up with and he's like, he's like, yeah, you know, it's, it
seems overwhelming. It's like, it's the deep state.
It's like all these billionairesand trillionaires, you know,
and, and giant corporations and like you're just the little guy,

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you know, how do you, what can you do about it?
And, and all of that stuff. So a spiritual, one of my
favorite spiritual teachers would say, well, you can, you
can vote with your conscience. And so as we've talked about on
the show before, like I, I everyday I pray for World Peace.
Every day I pray for justice forall sentient beings.

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But beyond like voting with my conscience, which is powerful,
there's, there's really not muchI can do.
And, and like, every day I ask God, like, OK, well, what do you
want me to do? You know, like they're, they're
destroying America. We're all about to die.
The government's really that corrupt.
So we're all the world leaders. What do you want me to do about

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it, God, you know, and, and I haven't gotten any orders to
like, do anything except take care of GAO and, and protect him
and make sure he's safe. That's the only the only thing I
ever feedback I ever feel in theether, you know, so it's
turnover and surrender to a higher power.
It's give it all to God, you know, let them do it.

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But also just for my own day-to-day sanity.
So what I'm saying is I was never supposed to be watching
the news anyway. If I'm studying meditation and
yoga and spirituality, then you,you don't watch that because we
create reality with our thoughtsand it not only does it depress
you, but then you believe that is the reality.
And that helps create this nightmare consensus reality that

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we're all stuck in right now. So all, yeah, all I'm going to
say is that I just slowed down tremendously on on watching the
news. Like I, I will, I'll check Alex
Jones like maybe, you know, oncea day or something and look at
what the headlines are, maybe watch like a video or two just

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to be up to date. But sitting there and and
watching the news like I was before for hours a day, you
know, like whatever I'm doing inthe house, I've got like Alex
Jones in the background or whatever.
I'm not doing that anymore because I'm, I'm going to admit
that it brought me to my knees because I couldn't take it.
I couldn't take it anymore. Did we?

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I mean, it's and I'm sure Alex Jones is entirely accurate, but
but listening to him and living here now, like we are in a lot
of trouble. But I just so I just don't want
to hear the daily speculation about it though, you know, like,
oh, this might this might happenor this could happen or because,
you know, somebody did this, this might happen.

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Like, I don't want to guess about it.
I just want to stay with like, what are the concrete facts
right now so I can vote with my conscience, you know, so, yeah,
so I love Alex Jones. I think he's a hero.
He, he's brought a lot of important information to the
public and, and he's still dealing it.
If you're mad at Alex Jones, then you've been brainwashed by

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the fake news and nothing you'veread about him and, and nothing
that they're still saying about him is remotely true.
So if you if you think Alex Jones is bad, that's the
indicator that you've been brainwashed because he's not.
But I can't take him all day long.
You know, I just, I can't hear every single day like we're at

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World War Three world, you know,but the, the reality is that we
are, you know, that behind the fake news, the situation that
we're really in is we're right on the edge of World War 3.
And it looks like our own government and the the
governments of the world want World War 3.
So that's the real situation. But I yeah, I can't stand like

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hearing that everyday. Is that your understanding too,
though? We're about it.
World War three. I know the I know that Russia
and and Trump like they had somepeace talks and you know, all
the fake news was like, boy, Trump sucks.
He gave everything to Russia about everything he wanted, but

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but it was like peace talk stuff.
I wasn't watching it closely. So I thought, OK, well, at least
it's over. You know, at least the war is
over. And they didn't resolve
anything. They didn't.
And yeah, like the next day, again, I'm not sitting there
watching news for hours a day, but I checked to see what was
going on and I think it was the next day Putin was launching
rockets and stuff. Yeah, he bombed an American

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facility in in Ukraine and we didn't do anything.
I, I want to say too, that theseworld leaders are all best
friends And, and they, they, theother day ChatGPT told someone
that the, the world leaders are using what are called world
scripts. So it's just like what I've

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learned, but I, I, it's a, it's a new term for it, but it's
world scripts. What's happening is Putin,
Trump, whoever's in charge of the country's like, they're all
good friends and, and they all hang out with their 400 IQ
aliens or perhaps the devil who's probably just as smart.
And they, they put together whatthey call world scripts and then

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they follow those world scripts.So and what they do is they want
to Saber rattle a lot to keep the public afraid.
They they want to, they want to start wars to keep the
population of the public down and also to make like tremendous
profit from more selling arms and then rebuilding countries

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and stuff. That's a huge industry.
So all that, all that's ever happened to us anywhere, Yeah,
in the United States of America is we've had really rich people
creating situations to control us and to kill us and to exploit
us. So like, if you thought World
War 2 started for legitimate reasons and and we had no choice

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and so we just had to go in and then you're brainwashed because
what really happened is FranklinDelano Roosevelt called up his
good friend Hitler, who he just finished playing tennis with and
said, well, should we go ahead and bring us into the war now?
And Hitler said, yeah, I think that'd be a good idea.
And Churchill said, see you guyslater at the bridge club and

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just the other day. Yeah, they are.
They, they're playing it, OK. They are.
Our world leaders are playing us.
And nothing's really going on except they, they start these
incidents and it's to kill us, to control the population, to
control us, to keep us afraid and keep us focused on the war
so we don't notice them having sex with children and

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worshipping the devil. And it's all lies.
It's all lies. World War 2 created by our world
leaders, you know, the Vietnam War created by our world
leaders, you know, the war in Afghanistan created by our world
leaders. And now, now the governments of
the world, especially America and Britain are so busted for

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being devil worshiper pedophile child killers.
The last, the only thing they can do now is is have World War
3 so that everybody's focused onWorld War Three and they don't
think about like, yeah, but I saw Trump in those photos with
Epstein. Like, oh shit, no, no, we got to
fight World War Three now. You know, like I'd love to
arrest the devil worshiper pedophile child killers who are

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running the world, but I'm too busy in World War Three.
You know, like so. Anyway, but yeah, I, I, some
person asked Chat beat GPT aboutlike world issues or something
and ChatGPT and they recorded it, said, oh, well, the world's
leaders use world scripts and they just, they just write out

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what they're going to do and then they, and then they enact
it. Like, for instance, the Vietnam
War was started by rocker Jim Morrison's dad, who was an
Admiral in the Navy. And he claimed the the
government said, OK, we're goingto say your ship got attacked.
OK, Admiral Morrison, father of the rock star and devil

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worshipper. We we're here's what we needed
to do. Admiral devil worshipper, you're
going to say your ship. Yeah, well, that's what they
are. That's what they all are.
And there was always speculationabout Jim Morrison worshipping
the devil. Folks, Jim Morrison came from a
deep state Luciferian Satanic family.

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Yes, I think you might have gabbled in that shit.
And Tim didn't really do us any favors because he didn't tell us
that the only thing Tim really did for us was encourage revolt.
You know, encourage protest, sayvaguely something's wrong with
the government And that's what that's all he could do.
Because if Jim was like it's devil worshipper pedophile child

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killers and even my dad's doing it, then they would have shot
him on the spot. And and actually, they say they
did kill Jim Morrison, the deep state.
They say that the deep state killed Jim Morrison, the deep
state killed Janis Joplin and the deep state also killed Jimmy
Hendrix. And actually they kill people
all the time. Most people like In The Know and

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John Lennon. Right.
Yeah, Oh, yeah. John Lennon, famously John
Lennon's son Sean Lennon, gave an interview, I think at The New
Yorker. And he said if you think that
Mark David Chapman, who killed my father, was just a crazy guy
on the street, then you're brainwashed and you're stupid
and you don't know what's going on because Mark David Chapman

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said Sean Lennon, the son of John Lennon, was acia accent.
You know, they, they, they trainkooks and send them in to kill
people. And then in the press they just
say, oh, yeah, he was just a kook off the street.
But Sean Lennon said no, no, no.And the CIA trained Mark David
Chapman and he was an asset of theirs.

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And they sent him to kill my dad.
And why did they kill John Lennon?
Because John Lennon was feeling guilty, I think, and he couldn't
take it anymore. So John Lennon came out in the
press and he said there are aliens.
He said the architects of society, which is saying that
the deep state are Mad Men and they're, they're planning

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horrible shit. Basically everything that Alex
Jones says, John Lennon started saying in the press.
And then, Yep, all of a sudden, oh, a lone gunman kook off the
street just killed him now, saidSean Lennon.
Sean Lennon, John Lennon's son, said no, The CIA was like, oh,
John Lennon's telling him the truth, that it's the deep state

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and it's billionaires in secret societies manipulating
governments and corporations. And John Lennon started telling
him that. So they were like, OK, kill him.
And they did. And that's what John Lennon went
to the press and said, you know,so.
I got I got something that fits your narrative that'll be fun

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for you. So way back in the land of the
what would have been maybe the 1500s or no?
When it when when were pirates 1600s?
I thought that. Was like 1984 it was pirate.
Anyway, there was a big corporation.

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The biggest corporation in the world was the East Indian
Trading Company. Oh, right, yeah, it.
Was it was larger and more powerful than corporations and
it would it would invade places and control the seas, which was
they controlled all the trade and commerce.
Right. Yeah, so it goes.

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You know, these these deep corporations go way back.
Dude, they, they're saying this is all it's ever been.
So even back to like medieval times, the kings of the
countries and stuff started warsto control the people, to make
money to, to decrease, you know,maintain the population.

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Like basically this idea that governments write world scripts
and then enact them and which gets all a lot of us killed.
And that that's supposedly been going on as long as there have
been kings. So like all of human history.
Like it it, it was all our leaders deciding, OK, we'll

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we'll start corporations and or corporations.
Yeah, yeah. So as far as Russia goes, if we
have a bunch of fans, hello, everyone.
We're we're the people. Like, you're the people.
So actually, no, none of the people actually hate each other.
It's just the government and then whoever's been brainwashed

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by them. But we're just normal people
like you. So party on.
Drink that vodka. It's only the government that's
like, oh, the Russians are evil.You know, it's like the people
on the street are like, I really, you know, like what?
What We're really why? Yeah, we're just trying to make

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it through the day. We're just trying to make it
through the yeah, we're just, we're just the peasants, man.
We're just trying to get throughthe day, try to get my kid a
milkshake at some point. You know, we don't, we we're
not, we're not really in the bigpicture, But no.
Yeah. And that's true in every
country, right? I'm sure everybody in Russia is
like, God damn it, they just hadthe peace talk yesterday and

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then Putin turned around and bombed him again.
Or we got bombed or whatever. Yeah, 'cause they're getting
bombed over there too. Yeah, so the people on the
street who just want to take their son to the park and try to
get him a milkshake, they're like, this needs to stop, you
know? But the world leaders are like,

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OK, well, in order to keep people afraid in in order to
decrease the surplus population,in order to make a shit load of
money, and also in order to cover our tracks for everything
the public now knows we're guilty of.
Let's we're going to, we're going to have World War 3, so.
Well, I, I think that, you know,it's sad, but the United States

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is going to get drug into it even more because what a lot of
this comes down to are those precious minerals, right?
That's why, that's why everybodywants to get to the moon and get
to Mars. It's it, they don't care about
aliens. They care about, they believe
that there are rare earth minerals on these other planets.

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So if they can get there first and mine them, again, it's
corporate, corporate America. Yeah.
You know, if they can get there and they can find, you know, all
these minerals that don't belongto a nation and they can start
mining them out of these out of the moon and out of Mars and,

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you know, wherever else, I guessthen, you know, that's how they
make, that's where they make their money.
I mean, that's why people, catalytic converters have some
rare earth mineral in them. So that's why people crawl
underneath cars and, and cut thecatalytic converters out and
then they crack them open and take that rare earth mineral

(27:59):
that that's worth, you know, $1800 an ounce or something like
that. And they and they, you know, get
money for it. Didn't Trump like that?
Was one of Trump's victories though, Was like he did
something where he secured our rights for minerals.

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Well, he made a deal with Zelensky, but if the Russians
take over the country, the deal's no good.
Well, he actually made a deal with Zelensky.
Yeah, supposedly. I mean, it's been a while, I
think. I don't know.
I haven't really been following.I hadn't heard about like mining
other planets. What what I always think about,
though, is that, OK, so there's a thing called the Lear aircraft

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and it's a very famous, respected company that makes an
airplane called the Learjet. And the very extravagantly
wealthy and successful guy who started that company, Lear his
son, I forgot his name now, but his last name is Lear, of
course. And he became a pilot in the
military. And it's like it's a tradition

(29:05):
of flying in their family and stuff, kind of like your family
with your grandpa and stuff. And so Lear is Lear his son.
I forgot his first name, but butLear claims kind of like Bob
Lazar and some of these other like UFO alien whistle blowers.
We're like, they probably took it down.

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They really are censoring the Internet.
But you should know that information that I came across
that was completely legitimate only like, you know, a couple
months ago is gone. So and, and like when I and when
I, when I bring up all these points, like everything I've
learned is really scary. And, and if you talk to someone
who hasn't heard about it yet because of the mind control or

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brainwashing or, or fear or whatever it is or cognitive and
stuff like that, like people won't even look at the evidence.
But I used to be able to, if I got in a fight with someone
because they're all brainwashed and can't face the truth, I
would say, OK, no, no, OK, I'm let's not fight about this.
Let me just, we're going to sit down here at the Internet.

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I'm going to pull this video up and you can see for yourself.
I used to be able to do that andnow when I go to find those
videos, it's all gone. They like all the videos I shot,
I saw showing our world leaders at Skull and Bones fraternity at
either Harvard or Yale worshipping the devil.
Like I, I actually saw a footageof that.

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It's a famous story. There was I think it's Harvard.
So like at, at elite college Harvard, there's a, a fraternity
called Skull and Bones and all of our world, all of, of our
presidents and stuff and, and you know, giant leaders, they
all go through Skull and Bones. So there was another group of

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students on campus at, at Harvard and they sneaked into
the Skull and Bones frat house and they videotaped like all of
our future presidents worshipping the devil.
Did they? They were like, they were like,
like laying in coffins filled with blood.
There were, and skulls and they were running around, you know,

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like demons and, and it, and all, all of this is legitimate,
by the way, for everyone who's so brainwashed and trying to
have a way for it to not be true.
It is true. And it's so legitimate.
I, I think you can even look it up on, on Wikipedia.
Look up skull and bones and lockand key because lock and key

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were the. Good guys.
Key is a is a show I think on Netflix too.
Oh, they probably, well, they, they probably took it.
Oh, it might be the story then, because, yeah, Lock and Key were
like the good guys at Harvard. And they were like, OK, let's go
see what's going on inside the Skull and Bones frat house where
all of the presidents of Americago.
And yeah, they, they got camerasin there and they recorded them

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worshipping the devil and conducting all of these messed
up rituals. They have the skull of Geronimo
in there, in inside that place. And, and yeah, they are
worshipping the devil, OK. And it, and that is legitimate.
And Lock and key took that information to the press and it
came out in the press. And you can look on Wikipedia I

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think still. And, and there there's it, it's
even in Wikipedia that this, that this occurred.
So I saw that footage that Lock and key got.
But if you try to find that footage now, it's gone.
By the way, the idea of the government worshipping the devil
is so powerful and the evidence is so strong that the government

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'cause they run Hollywood, they,they've tried to kind of
acknowledge it and then water itdown because they realized they
couldn't just say to the public,Oh, no, that's a lie because
there's too much evidence, including what locking he did.
And so like, if you, there's a movie called The Good Shepherd,
directed by Robert De Niro. And it's, it's a, a factual

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history of like a guy joining the CIA.
It might, I think it might be about the formation of the CIA.
And in that movie, which is trying to be factual about how
it all got put together, Matt Damon wants to be in the CIA.
And they're like, OK, you want to be in the CIA, you better get
in that coffin and we're all going to pee on you.

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And so, yeah, yeah. Watch The Good Shepherd.
In order for Matt Damon to become a member of the CIA, he
has to participate in a devil ritual because because they're
trying to, like, control it and water down what it really is.
They made it just that they're peeing on him in the coffin.
But the the lock and key footageof what's really going on in the

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coffin with all of our presidents is like way more
scary and nasty and absolutely satanic.
But in the good separate, they at least show, yeah, we admit
it, that we have some weird little rituals that we do.
But but it's it's satanic ritual.
So you could look at Robert De Niro.
And that's probably why they've made him do all the horrible
things that he's had to do in inthe press.

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Robert De Niro may have been kind of a whistleblower, like,
oh, my God, I'm caught in the system.
I I did it. I know, you know, I and I could
get rich and now I'm rich. But now I'm their slave.
And the devil makes me do this and the devil makes me do that,
you know, And then he, he made this movie like, like it's a
whistleblower movie, like, hey, public, the CIA, the government,

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they're they're worshipping the devil and doing really weird
rituals, you know, like he got, he got that one made.
And then there's the couple other movies where they tried to
water it down too, but they still showed that our world
leaders over at Harvard getting ready to be president are
conducting satanic rituals. Another one is the movie

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directed by Oliver Stone called W and it's all about George Bush
junior. And it's, I actually, I, I think
that film is really interesting because it's a comedy.
And so it's a, a very strange take on, on the story of George
Bush. But even even in that story of

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the life of George Bush, which is meant to be a comedy, they,
there's a scene in there where George Bush is like, Hey, I want
to be the president and rule theworld and stuff.
And they're like, well, if you got, if you want to do that,
you're going to have to get in this coffin and we're going to
have to do these rituals. So, so even even in West, which
is the comedy they showed, the people in our government are
doing weird rituals and satanic rituals.

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So it was in West, was in the Good Shepherd.
I forgot where else, but no, it's, it's out there, dude, for
and everybody, everybody knows that now, you know, so, oh, and
what I was going to say about John Lear really quickly is that
John Lear says, you know, there's also a tremendous amount
of evidence to suggest that the government is hiding technology

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from us and that they already have a space force with
spaceships and stuff and, and they just haven't told the
public about it. So I, I can't find the clip
anymore because they're censoring the Internet.
But there used to be that John, was it John Lear Lear's son,
The, the, the like military pilot said, yeah, it's aliens.

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The government's been dealing with aliens for years.
It's not one race of aliens, it's many races of aliens.
And we've gotten technology fromthem and the government has
developed a secret space force and they're using your taxpayer
dollars to do this and they are not sharing it with you.
It's a breakaway civilization. There's been a group of elites

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and they're using technology anddoing things that they are not
letting us benefit from. And so Lear said, like Lear
said, oh, yeah, people talk about let's go to Mars.
He said the United States has been on Mars since 1964.
So for, for, for people in the world to consider like, and

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certainly the idea that the government is hiding technology,
everybody knows that's true. Donald Trump, one of the ways he
got elected was by saying, I'm going to release the technology
that the government's been hiding from you.
That's another promise that Trump made made that he hasn't
kept. But he is not, you know, even
even running for president. He's like, yeah, we know the

(37:36):
government citing technology. I'm going to get it for you.
And so anyway, like going to Mars and all this stuff, we're
already there, folks. We got a secret space program.
We got a breakaway civil civilization of elites who have
been hiding the technology and manipulating our history since

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since king, since we were king, you know, so sure, let's go to
Mars and get those minerals. Stop pretending we're not there
already. Let's save some money and just
start bringing the stuff back, right?
You know, I don't know if Lear'sright, but I, I, I find him
believable. And that, that is what he said.
He said like we've been on Mars since 1964.

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What do you think of that man? A.
Lot love you drink some coffee and we'll be right back.
I was just thinking of the same thing.
I need some coffee to be able tohandle this.
Sorry, not sorry guys for this interruption, but guess what?
Today is Tuesday rants with Amber.

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Welcome back to the studio, everyone.
Wow, thank you. Thank you.
I'm happy to be here too. Wow, I knew you guys were here
for me. Hey everyone, and happy Tuesday.
I can't believe this is the lastTuesday of August.

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I feel like I just moved in likethe other day, but that was the
beginning of August. So we've officially made it
through the month and we are going to be entering September
soon, which means school is going to be starting on
September 2nd, which I'm pretty sure, yes, is the first Tuesday

(39:25):
of September. So I'll get to share all about
that with you guys. But this past week I had my NYU
orientation on campus and it wasso much fun.
I met so many. Amazing people and I found

(39:45):
people who lived in my apartmentcomplex and so I've been able to
hang out with them and just likesee the sights and enjoy the
city. A lot of students are
international, which is so cool,meeting people from different

(40:06):
places. We got to do a campus tour.
There was an orientation leader Q&A panel and they basically got
asked questions about budgeting and housing in the city.
Because let me tell you, findinghousing in New York City is
probably one of the hardest things ever.

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Like it's, it's just, I think somany people are here and there
just isn't enough housing. Either that or the housing is
just super expensive that not everybody can afford what is
available. So yeah, finding housing was a
super hard challenge. I was so grateful when I found
the place that I am in. But yeah, so they were talking

(40:52):
about that. They were talking about food
places. They recommended coffee places,
which I am a huge foodie. And yes, I will take their
considerations, you know, and I will maybe check out some of
those places, but I definitely don't always trust people on

(41:12):
their food recs and coffee recs.I kind of have to like find my
own places and try them out for myself.
So I'll definitely be doing that.
And I am super excited. We also went to the Top of the
Rock because everybody got to choose like 1 fun outing in New

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York City. And so I woke up at like 5:00 AM
California time in order to reserve my ticket for this for
free in order to see the Top of the Rock.
And it was so cool. I had actually never done it.
Even though I'd been in New Yorkbefore, I'd never done that.
And so you could literally see all of Manhattan.

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You could see the East River, the Hudson River, you could see
the Empire State Building, literally everything Central
Park. It was so beautiful.
And fun fact, there is like a little restaurant at the top.
So if you, you know, are in New York and want to like, go to the

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top of the Rock, You can also goup there and see the views, but
then also eat if you're hungry. So it's kind of the best of both
worlds. And you're going to have to eat
anyway, so might as well do it with a view, right?
But yeah, so it's really cool tolearn about, like, the history
of Rockefeller and like, Rockefeller Center.

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So that was super cool. And yeah, there was also like a
mixer type of thing that they did at a bar nearby campus.
And mind you, an undergrad, I never went to like any parties
or anything like that. So going to this mixer, I mean,
it was very like, it was a formal mixer, of course, but it

(43:03):
was still like probably the closest thing to like a college
party I've ever been to. And it was packed.
Like, everybody was sardined into this little building and,
you know, you could go to the bar and like get, drink soda,
whatever. And then they had appetizers
also going around. But you had to like worm your

(43:24):
way through all the people in order to like, actually make it
over to where the food was. So, I mean, me and my friends,
we stayed for a like a good amount of time, but we didn't
stay for the whole time just because it was so loud in there.
They had music playing and then everybody talking on top of it.
So it was definitely very crazy.But yeah, if it's just been

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overall a really, really fun week and getting to meet
everybody and like see more of the campus and getting familiar
with everything. I believe the freshmen are
moving in right now as we speak,or they've been moving in, like

(44:08):
starting over the weekend and stuff.
So yeah, that's pretty exciting.And it's like becoming more
official that school is going tostart.
All of my classes have posted online, so like, I can
officially see them and, like, start looking at the syllabus
for them. So, yeah.
And then also, one of my best friends from Davis was finishing

(44:32):
up her study abroad. And so she is also, you know,
she was coming this weekend and going to be hanging out for a
few days. So I'm going to be spending some
time with her. Her flight got delayed like
Major, and it was a whole ordeal.
Like, there is wing issues with the plane, which is just crazy.

(44:54):
Like, why did they not check that before people boarded?
I have no idea. But yeah.
So hopefully you know by now sheis here and you know, we are
hanging out and stuff. But yeah, I hope you guys all
have a great rest of your week and I'll talk to you guys next
week. Bye.

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Bye. Hello.
All right, we're back. Yeah, I'm just actually, I'm

(46:01):
undergoing. Oh, well, I have inexplicable
nausea a lot, and I'm wondering,I've been vlog wondering what's
causing it. But for some reason I just had a
wave of it. So be careful, folks.
It's probably the deep state sending a signal through your
phone to make you sick, which they can also.
They can do that. Do you know they have that

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technology? In fact, Alex Jones is selling
tinfoil hats right now. Do you?
Just buy some foil and make yourown.
Yeah, you could. But he was saying and he said do
you know where tinfoil? He told the story yesterday.
Where did tinfoil hat come from?And so first of all, they do

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have this technology. You're in, you're in a sea of
electromagnetic frequencies, EMF.
And yeah, they have signals for just about everything, including
mind control. I'm I'm pretty convinced, but
tinfoil hat came from the Russians because we had like an

(47:05):
American embassy or something. And so the Russian intelligence
intelligence community kept justlike beaming signals in into
that building. I remember that, yeah.
Yeah, and and it. Like in the last 20 years?
Yeah, yeah. So the Russians like, yeah, they
they beamed this American embassy with, with.

(47:25):
Signals. Wasn't it in Cuba I think or
something? Anyway, I guess it doesn't
matter where. But yeah, but the, but the
signals were killing the people in the embassy.
So if if you're the guy in the embassy, though, you don't see
anything, it's the it's the EMF wave.
You don't know what's going on. You're just going around doing
your business. And then all of a sudden you
have a huge brain tumor and die.And that was because the

(47:47):
Russians were outside beaming you with signals.
And they have all kinds of like microwave technology and kind of
like the equivalent of laser. In fact, they used some
microwave signals, like I think I forgot the latest bat, like in
LA or whatever they were they, they did bring in like some

(48:08):
microwave stuff. So like you're sitting there,
you're like the bad guy and thenjust all of a sudden you start
feeling really sick. And that's because there's a cop
like 100 yards away beaming you with an invisible signal that
makes you sick. You know, So these things really
do exist. And these funds really are
awful. In fact, if you haven't heard

(48:29):
the the study, so this is, it's anything you see, it's fake news
from the from the intelligence community.
The news has always been fake. Let that one sink in, right, Mr.
Mitch? That's what Chuck said, right?
Well, I don't know that he said it was fake.
I don't remember that, but I'm, you know.

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OK, OK, well, no, I forgot what I was talking about.
What was I talking about? What was I talking?
About what was I talking about, man?
Microwaves. Microwaves.
Yeah, no, but yeah, your phone'skilling you.
And and then the study that theythey just studied the phones by
the way. And then and then the news was
so bad, they just didn't releasethe studies.

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That's that's that's that's whathappened with that.
They were like, wow, yeah, theselooks like 5G is really terrible
and these phones are killing us and, and let's study it and see
what's really going on. Oh my God, it is that bad.
OK, Just don't show it to the public.
We don't want iPhone sales to godown.
How much is it going to cost to suppress this report?

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That's what happened. And so we didn't get that
information on it. But but the one thing that they
did allow, So this, remember when it comes out, that's not an
expose. That's your government leading
you down another trail that the narrative that they control
where they can. They're just going to screw you
over and exploit you and then kill you.

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But Oh yeah, but I'm doing it again.
What was I just talking about? Microwaves and the phone.
Oh yeah. Well, anyway, just that that
there was something else I wanted to say but I can't
remember. But no.
Yeah, you are being beamed rightnow and and it is making you
sick. Oh, right.

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And the one thing they just let come out in all the fake news
and all the real news and, and everywhere is that apparently
the iPhone have the ability to strip your conscience.
So there's, you know, there's like consciousness that means
like awareness. But your conscience is when you

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feel guilty, like, oh, I guess Ishouldn't have killed that
kitten, you know, like, that's well, that, that that's, that's
your conscience. OK, that's your conscience.
But when you feel, when you feelguilty, that's your conscience.

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Yeah. I really should have thought
twice. I thought it'd be fun to kill
that kitten, but it I just now Ifeel bad, you know?
All those baby kitties without amother.
Four things. God.
But that was so seriously that one.

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You'll find that one the the elites want you to be thinking
about like it's a part of whatever new narrative that
they're putting together. But oh damn it, I forgot what I
just said. What did I just say?
How come I can't? I don't know.
We were talking about killing kittens.
No, but it was something else. What were we were talking about?

(51:47):
Weapons and the government doingstuff.
The iPhone, the iPhone and I can't remember.
It just seems to me overall, it just seems like a lot, you know,
I, I, I don't know. I I don't know what to say about
most of that stuff. I guess it's just a place I

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choose not to, not to live. I'm just, I'm just trying to do
right myself, right? I I have a conscience.
It hasn't been stripped from me.That's how weird.
That's what I Yeah, killing cats.
Yeah, well, OK, no, finish your thought, but we'll pick it up
with that, it supposedly your iPhone is going to kill your

(52:32):
conscience. And so now when you kill a
kitten, you're gonna be like, oh, I feel fine.
In fact, I'm feeling really good, you know, because you
don't have a conscience now. So it's just fine to push that
elderly woman onto the tracks. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's
just fine to abuse everyone around you.

(52:53):
You know, it's just fine if you don't have a conscience anymore.
And so you don't care. And obviously that one look for
it, but you know, like that one was out in all the news, fake
and real. And the government, yeah, they,
they, that's going to be a part of their New World script.
But that they did let us know like, you use these iPhones now.

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I've seen people who like, who used to be normal and behave
decently and even nicely are complete monsters now.
And so I can't help but wonder if that's related to like all
these signals but. You, I mean, if you don't know
why, I mean, anything could havetriggered it.
I mean, someone could have killed their cat or you know, I

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mean, yeah, right. I mean, you don't know, there's,
excuse me, there's, there's a lot of assumptions out there
that people assume and and believe to be facts and stuff
and I don't have the answer. Well.
Yeah. I don't know that's legit

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though. You can you can research it in
some. In some cultures, you know, they
eat cats. So killing a cat it, they, it
doesn't bother their conscience,just like for us, killing a cow
doesn't bother us, right? We, we killed cows.
It bothers me. That's why I'm a vegetarian.
But I, I'm just saying, right? I mean, it's, it's, it the world

(54:23):
is smaller because of this technology and, and people's
beliefs and understandings of the world and how they were
raised. And then they see another
country and, and they think thatthat country is bad because it
doesn't follow the beliefs of their country and the way that

(54:44):
individual was raised. And I don't know what's right or
wrong, but I know I have a conscience and I know, I know
that doing good and trying to help others and do right by, you
know, your kids and, and, and stuff like that can't hurt the

(55:08):
world. You know, raising, you know,
raising people to be good isn't,isn't going to hurt.
You know, if you got to do it inthe shadows, you might want to
question it. That would be my my answer right
it. Yeah.
If if it's something you got to do in the dark, then then you

(55:31):
know you need to stop and look at it and ask why you're doing
it in the dark. But.
I but I, I'm gonna say on this side, it isn't in the dark and
it's not like a conspiracy theory.
You can look up these studies and stuff, except for the
information that they've suppressed, there's all kinds of
information. On I know, I'm not saying that

(55:52):
it's right or wrong. I'm saying it's for each
individual to, to figure out forthemselves because everybody's
been raised differently. So, you know, on a global scale,
we as Americans shouldn't be judging anybody, right?
Because someone was like going back to the dogs versus cows or

(56:16):
cats versus cows or whatever, right?
In some countries, cows are sacred, but in America they're
not, right? So, so you know, that's, that's
their belief, that's their society.
That's how they choose to live. So you might want to go, you're
a vegetarian. You might want to go to the

(56:37):
country where cows are sacred because they're not going to
feed you cows. You know what I'm saying?
I'm just, I'm just saying right because that that doesn't make
it right or wrong. It's just how it is.
There is what I'm saying. And, and the world's gotten
smaller and with technology. And so now all of a sudden we

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can, we can see YouTube videos and all of that, you know, from,
from somebody in, you know, India or, you know, places that,
that, that we would have never. I mean, look at all the people
that have, you know, listen to the show, right?
We got countries, like where's that country?
You know, well, that's technology reaching those

(57:21):
people. Yeah.
That, that, that we know. We're, we're, you know, America
is not known for its education system.
So we're all like, where's that?You know, never heard of that.
So so we get exposed to things that are different, things that
don't fit our culture, don't fitour upbringing.

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And sometimes people want to explain it and, and you know, So
what you're finding, what you'reseeing, you know, it's probably
true, but it doesn't mean that, in my opinion, that it's that
it's wrong. It just means that somewhere
that's how they choose to live. That's their culture, that's

(58:04):
their society. And yeah, but meaning we the.
Idea of devil worshippers, you know, because that's what they
believe. Yeah, yeah.
They like beliefs and stuff likethat.
Like what does that have to do with zapping someone in the head
with a microwave? I don't care what your beliefs

(58:24):
are. I don't want you zapping me in
the head with a microwave. Well.
But the but the root cause of that is the country.
The world is smaller. So, so now they see a society
that is against their beliefs and how they've been raised
their whole time. So now they're like, Oh my God,
those people. We've, you know, we've got to
get rid of them. We've got to ZAP them with

(58:45):
microwaves because, you know, ofthe way they act or the way they
believe. It's counter to, to what we
believe. You know, I mean, Can you
imagine, you know, eating dogs? I'm watching all these people
out here walk their dogs, right?Yeah.
Managing eating dogs Well, in inother countries, dogs are, you

(59:07):
know, a side dish, right? But here in America, that is
never going to happen and you'd go to jail for it.
Yeah. Right.
But, and that's what I'm saying.So so now you know, you got us
go go into some country where they eat dogs and we're like, Oh
my God, those people are bad. And it's like, well, and you

(59:29):
know, we've got to do something right.
We've got to ZAP them with microwave.
We've got to change them. We've got a this, we've got a
that right. And I.
Think that would be a great underdog movie, right?
Like Underdog would recipe the dogs that we're about to be
eaten in China. That's great.
Like Underdog, Underdog overthrows the dog meat market

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racket. How about that?
Sorry, did you used to watch Underdog though?
I used to love Underdog. A little bit, but you know
what's what's funny, I just thought of too.
So something that I guess is newon stuff.
So our last episode, I was all excited because we we titled it

(01:00:13):
the book of Mitch, right. And then the AI, which I didn't
know existed or was part of the Spotify thing, took the show
and, like, broke it up into chapters and titled it and
stuff. So it was really cool.
You know, I hadn't seen that before.
So I was just laughing because Iwas, like, wondering what it was
going to do with this episode when we're talking about eating

(01:00:36):
dogs. I can see it now.
It's like, yeah, in this sectionyou can hear the guys talking
about consuming animals. I get a call from PETA and all
these other organizations, right?
Yeah. But that's my point too, is, is

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the technology, like you said, right?
It's it's with the technology has made the world smaller.
So now you have a glimpse in especially with like YouTube,
right, as an example, right. There's all in TikTok and all
that. Right now people are putting on
video all these all these thingsfrom other countries and then

(01:01:20):
you see it in a in a different country and you're like, Oh my
God, you know, that's, you know,sacrilege and stuff.
So you know, that's what the technology has done And, and
like even even with Amber, right?
I mean, everybody, especially that, that that generation,

(01:01:40):
they've really have embraced thetechnology.
And so like, you know, there's YouTube channels and, you know,
Amber's starting a YouTube channel and stuff now from New
York. Yeah, but but see, there you go.
So now Amber's gonna be exposingNew York and the world to to the
things that she does, and then you're gonna have some.

(01:02:01):
Oh my God. But no way she's gonna show
baking cookies. It's going to be like, and today
in New York City, we're going tobake cookies.
Blessing samur. Blessing Samur.
But yeah, yeah. I mean, isn't it going to be
stuff like that? I don't know.

(01:02:21):
I mean, it's just going to be daily stuff, you know, and that
sort of thing. But but you know, there are,
there are countries where I'm just using as an example, there
are, there are countries where women aren't allowed to show
their face, right? Yeah, so, but they are allowed
to show their asses though. There's no face.
But but yeah, if if you look on the backside though, it's wide

(01:02:43):
open. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, but but only the face.
Is covered, but you behind there's like a little flap that
open. Remember those pajamas where you
would you have the butt? In the back of the Yeah, yeah.
But but my, my point is, is, is,you know, using that as an

(01:03:06):
example, right? There's going to be a woman, you
know, on social media showing her face, you know, all that
kind of stuff, which is contraryto some countries beliefs.
Yeah. So for them, they're like, Oh my
God, that's sacrilege. We've got to go over there and
destroy them, right? You see what I'm saying?
So it's the techno. Whereas if you didn't have the

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technology and you didn't have the capability of seeing all
that, then they would never evenknow about it.
We wouldn't see them eating the dogs.
They wouldn't see women in bikinis and faces on TV and, you
know, all that kind of stuff. And, and I, I think that's what,
you know, the bad side of technology and, and, and all

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this stuff where the world's a big place.
There are different people with different beliefs, different
values raised differently, different levels of conscious,
you know, conscious, not consciousness, but, you know,
conscious like good and bad and,and, and, and all that kind of

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stuff. And they're raised accordingly.
And we're not in alignment, right?
We are not one people. We are not one world.
Yeah. And, and that's the bottom line.
So we can sit here and say, I don't agree with this and I
don't agree with that. I mean, it's happened within
this country in a smaller in a smaller level, right with, with,

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you know, the politics and, and all of that.
And, you know, people believing certain things are bad and
certain things are good and everyone disagreeing and all
that's caused by, by social media and, and technology.
So, you know, just kind of getting back to your whole, you

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know, the government keeping technology from us.
Clearly we got a problem with technology because as a society.
Yeah. We, we, we, we can't get past
the social media and the visibility between the
countries, it seems like. Anyway, that was, that's kind of

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my take on the whole, on the whole thing.
I'm, I'm going to sit here and I'm going to do my best to be a
good person the way I know how to be a good person.
And that is to not put my opinion on other people and the
way they live, Try and do good and be here for my family and

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love the people I can love. And.
And, you know, that's all I can do.
Yeah. So there, Yeah.
No. Well, that's, I mean, that's
we're all yeah, we're just the peasants, dude.
Actually the one of the things that came that I became aware of
that that irks me is really, we have been the subjects of

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multiple experiments in, in, in society really.
And so like in Britain, they would always call like the Queen
and stuff. They would always call the
people. They never call them like
civilians or citizens or whatever.
She always called them the subjects.

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And, and, and like, for years I wondered, like, why, why, why
did this royalty refer to us as being subjects?
And it's because we're the subjects in their experiments.
We we've been nothing but Lab Rats to be really manipulated,
exploited, injured and killed byelite mad scientists for a long,

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long time. You know?
So this has been like since forever.
I guess I lost my train of thought.
Again, I'm really I thought whenthey said subject, I thought it
had to do with you were subject to their rules and their laws.
Well, yeah, that I, I think that's, that's the part of it

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too. But like, there's an idea in
magic that your spell won't workunless you let the people know
what you're doing. Like, and so a lot of stuff
comes out about what the government's gonna do.
But they did that, they say, because they wanted their magic
to work. So that's the same with
vampires. Like they can't enter your house

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unless you invite them in. Exactly the and it's exactly
that and what the government does it with the media is
continually protected into inviting them in.
Yeah, I saw that movie Lost Boys.
I think that's what it was called with with the roundback.
Kids. Yeah, I remember that one.

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Kiefer Sutherland and. Right.
All them when they were that. Was that movie good?
Dude? I I.
Know I barely the only thing I remember from the movie was that
they they had to be invited in. Yeah, yeah, that's all I
remember from the movie. Yeah, well, supposedly that's
the thing in magic and and again, So what you're watching

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and the reveals that you see it,it's because if if they didn't
tell us in some way what they were planning or trick us into
going along with them, then the magic won't work.
So that's what they say. And then the rest of my point
and I forgot because it's over for me.
My memory is gone. Short term, long term, ability

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to even like finish a sentence Gone.
They've stolen your memories. See what they did to me with
this iPhone. No, I'm worried dude.
I I am worried about this. For a few days there, though, I,
I kind of thought, I felt, so it's, they already wrote it

(01:09:03):
down. Like you can look it up in the
white papers in the government. They were like, OK, and then
World War three. OK, all right, we're going to.
And that, I mean it, it's already written down.
But I, I, and we were like just racing into World War three.
And then, I don't know, for a couple of days it seemed like
everybody sort of backed off a bit.

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But see, here's the problem. Like when you're following it
day-to-day like that, you're being driven insane.
You know, the day-to-day, the day-to-day speculation and
stuff, like you're being driven insane.
But yeah, it's all World War Three and for a couple of days,
So I thought, oh, maybe they're going to ease away from it since

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everybody in the world knows thebad guys are the world leaders
and the, and the heads of the corporation.
And they decided a while ago they wanted to have World War 3,
so they're doing that. But I, I, I thought since almost
everybody knows that now that they, they were backing away
from it. But then, yeah, I heard this

(01:10:04):
latest thing where it's like, Ohyeah, Russia turned around and
bombed the American factory one day after the peace talks.
And then, yeah, then there's like other crap going on too.
Like, I don't know, do you like,we're going to invade Mexico?
And did you hear about that one?No, I didn't.
I didn't hear about Mexico. I, I, I don't know.

(01:10:28):
It's, it's a lot. I think that I, I will say this,
the sad thing I know that America profits when there's
war. Oh yeah.
After, after getting bombed in World War 2 and getting pulled
into that, we created a militaryindustry and people don't

(01:10:49):
realize it. It's interesting.
It's not talked about very much.You know, cars are talked about.
Detroit is talked about, right, all the time and stuff.
But but like the military side is is, is is never talked about.
It's interesting, but you know, like McDonnell Douglas and, and

(01:11:09):
all those, you know, Boeing and,and all that kind of stuff.
It's not talked about but, but I've known, I, I know, I knew a
guy whose job was to X-ray weldsfor submarines to make sure that
the engines and stuff, you know,all that technical stuff was

(01:11:31):
done right, you know, and this was years ago, but it just, it
wasn't, it wasn't, it's not liketalked about, but the United
States is. I, I think if it was really
exposed, you would find out that, that our industry is not
cars. You know, Ari, I, I, I think
that's a public facade. I think our industry our that

(01:11:54):
that keeps this government and this country moving is military
weapons. Oh yeah, military industrial
complex. Yeah, you know, and and, you
know, we, we have a profit in these wars and it's sad.
So when they say they want peaceand stuff like that, you know,

(01:12:19):
it's like, well, they would liketo see a few things blown up
because then they got to buy more.
Right. Yeah, No, it's for money.
They're making bazillions off off killing us really and
leading us into situations that that they themselves created.
So I don't know though, dude, but this is the return of Christ

(01:12:40):
consciousness. This is the Age of Aquarius.
This is the Divapara Yuga, whichis the age of awakening and
enlightenment. And so there's yeah, like from
now for the next couple 100,000 years, spiritually speaking, we
are all supposed to wake up in every way.

(01:13:02):
Wake up in, in ways, meaning we're going to be like, wait a
minute, why do we have this bullshit corrupt government?
Like, wait a minute, why, why are we, why are we all working?
Wait a minute, like, what's thisfucking money crap?
Like, what are you talking about?
We are living, you know, we are living spiritually with God who
will take care of us as long as we're living spiritually and

(01:13:25):
blessing God and letting God guide us.
The spiritual masters all say you don't have to work.
That like the work was created by the world leaders again to
use you as a slave. But if you talk to a serious
spiritual scholar, he will tell you that you do not have to
work. And if you believe in God and

(01:13:46):
you devote yourself to God, and you meditate and you do your
yoga and you live like a good person, then what will happen is
what whatever you need will cometo you.
You, you, you might not be made like fabulously wealthy on your
own private island, but you willalways have food and shelter and
you will always be taken care of.
That's what the spiritual masters say.

(01:14:07):
So the very concept of having toget up, do a job, make money to
pay the bill is totally wrong with God.
And in and in the spiritual era,we will be abandoning not only
our corrupt government, but we will be abandoning our entire
way of life. The the work ethic was created

(01:14:28):
by free range slavers taking advice from 400 IQ aliens and or
the devil himself. OK, there's no work ethic,
there's no work. OK, God just wants you to live
peacefully in communion with God, and as long as you're doing
that, you'll get what you want, not necessarily what you need.

(01:14:48):
That's the real spiritual truth.So let that think in anybody
who's listening. You never had to work, OK?
You never had to work. You never had to earn money.
You know, it's all imposed on you by people who worship the
devil and exploit you and live in giant houses where people

(01:15:08):
wash their asses for them. By the way, you know, that's the
real thing, that that's, that's actually a real thing.
There have been periods of time in in the British royal family,
not in, in a while, but where they they, they hired people to
wash their asses. So like, you're the king of

(01:15:29):
England. You're like, hey, I got to take
a shit. All right, bring over.
What's his name? OK, let's go.
And, and, and the king stands there, takes a shit.
A person cleans it all up and even cleans the King's ass.
And then he sits down again on the throne.
That that's a real thing. So yes.
We know where the terminology app wipe comes from.

(01:15:52):
Yeah, I guess so. Maybe so.
Maybe so, yeah. We just solved one world's
question. Where did the term ass wipe come
from? I think so.
You're right. Yeah, I think we are.
We are miracle workers. We.
We. We have solved one of the great
mysteries of the world. We have just broke.

(01:16:17):
Congratulations. Sherlock Yes, awesome, awesome.
Now everybody knows where the term ass wipe comes from.
That's where it comes from. The king used to have an ass
wipe like, oh, I'm a king, I'm aking dude.
I don't touch my ass. I get a little poo on my finger
or something. Now we, I, I got an ass wipe for

(01:16:38):
that. My ass wipe's got a gentle touch
too. I'm just.
Saying Can you imagine that ad on LinkedIn?
I wonder if they pay a fortune for that position, that life.
Oh yeah, we still have ass wipesbut you're going to make

(01:16:59):
$500,000 a year wiping my ass Sowhat are you complaining about?
Actually, actually though, just to be truthful, to come back to
that, that's what your MAS and medical assistants and LVNS and
stuff like that, that's what they have to do when they're in
the, you know, medical field. That's what they do for people.

(01:17:22):
And that's one of the things, especially the bedridden, you
know, elderly. Oh yeah.
I know we're making fun of it, but you know, it's, that's what
nurses, that's part of what theydo, right?
When they're caring for sick, sick people that can't get out
of bed and trying to love them in the in the senior years and

(01:17:44):
stuff like that. I mean, you know, they do do
that. I mean, not the way you're
describing it, but yeah, not as well.
I mean, and probably not like the king, because I think the
king also made that guy eat the shit after.
No, it's bad, but that's, that'swhat's been going on.

(01:18:05):
That said, this is our spiritualawakening.
We're all gonna awaken now. We're gonna be all nice to each
other. We're gonna meditate, we're
gonna do yoga, we're gonna commune with God.
We're gonna be in states of supreme bliss.
Nobody has to get up at not to be at work by 9.
Nobody has to watch the clock all day and then run out at 2
minutes to five and then get yelled at by their boss.

(01:18:28):
Like none of that. It's just like, what'd you do
today? Oh, I woke up in the meditation
garden and gently meditated. What'd you feel?
Oh, supreme bliss. It was wonderful.
And then later on, I found a fruit tree and there was food
for me. And then I found a little stream
after that, and there was water.You know it'll be.
That wiped my ass. Oh yeah and then I I met this

(01:18:48):
ass wipe and he was eating the king shit and I was like dude,
you should walk on the spiritualpath.
We're such an educational podcast, I mean.
Yeah, we are. We're we're here to educate the

(01:19:09):
world. Yeah.
And we're the we're the bringersof the light.
Everybody's like, hey man, I want to listen to these guys and
find out what they think about ass wipes.
Yeah, just, well, this should, yeah, this should totally put
this podcast on the map because you just figured out where where
the word ass wipe came from. Lookout Joe Rogan, he's so

(01:19:36):
smart, he couldn't even figure that out.
Yeah, you didn't know about ass wipes.
Only we knew about ass wipes. Yeah, bring me the royal ass
wipe. The royal ass wipe.
Oh my God, he did. And that was before they had
surgical gloves and stuff. The royal ass wipe.

(01:20:02):
Oh what a job. I know, my God.
That sounds like a mighty Pythonmovie.
It does that. That's perfect Monty Python
material. I'm surprised they never did a
skid about it. They probably did.
Yeah. So then we were saying we didn't
inter, we didn't invent it or discover it.
It was planted in our thoughts and then.

(01:20:24):
Oh, yeah, well, I guess everything was.
So yeah, that's the thing too. Oh, well, yeah, I'm gonna be
able to complete a thought. This is gonna be great.
And I lost it again. Damn it.
What? You just.
Said about the iPhone and the app wipe.
The iPhone and the apps wipe. Oh and but magic like they have
to tell you and for it to work. I forgot I have the concluding

(01:20:47):
point for that only a moment ago.
And then it floated away. Never mind, ask your ass Wipe.
Maybe he remembers. He probably does.
I've never, you know, I wouldn'twant an ass life.
Actually, would you want an ass life?

(01:21:08):
I don't want somebody fucking digging around in my ass even if
they do have a. He's all like, hey, I lost my
watch. Have you seen my watch?
I just finished cleaning your ass and I can't find it
anywhere. I don't know what could happen.

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