2 Whits 1 Cup: A Queer Adventures in Odyssey Podcast

2 Whits 1 Cup: A Queer Adventures in Odyssey Podcast

Are you an exvangelical who still can’t get over Adventures in Odyssey? We can’t either! Join us — a queer married couple that met in Christian school and their gay ex-pastor friend — as we take a silly, irreverent, and sometimes thoughtful look at evangelicalism and LGBTQ identity through the lens of Focus on the Family’s long-running children’s radio show.

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July 14, 2025 115 mins

There is something stinky about Tasha — but is it because she’s (in our opinion) the sole survivor of a family annihilation, or because she’s not a Christian? Join us as we open a transvestigation into Jason Whittaker’s beloved fianceé and discuss Jack Allen opening his buttcheeks just a LITTLE BIT too wide. And of course, we touch on our favorite topic of all: the perils of making ANY personal decision without the express written ...

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WE HAVE NO MORE PRIDE TO GIVE, but plenty of Adventures in Odyssey. This week, we're wrapping up LOVE IS IN THE AIR with Jack Allen's misognyny, Katrina Shanks' taciturnity, Jason Whittaker's anger toward women with jobs, Connie Kendall's victimhood, Eugene Meltsner's emotional honesty, Tasha Forbes' lesbian desires, and, if you listen closely, the sound of Percy's upstairs neighbor fucking. OH! And ...

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June 29, 2025 96 mins

OK, it's back to the ole Eugene-Katrina grind, pals. After all, Pride month is almost over. This week, Jack is a gossip queen, and we're SO here for it. SO MUCH DRAMA. Katrina is back in town, as is Jason's personal Carmen San Diego, so Parsnip is queen for a day in Sploosh City. Also, Pigeon has a shocking realization about BRIO Magazine, and Percy's just having a lot of gay sex. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT ...

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June 25, 2025 76 mins

HEY WE ARE TAKING A BREAK THIS WEEK, OK, WE DESERVE IT AFTER 69 (nice) EPPIES. But here's a fun look back at some highlights from our first 69 (nice) eppies. Listen to it. Or at least download it. And if you haven't given us a rating, WHY?! drown out the 1-star rating we just got plz :(

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To be (gay) or not to be (gay)! That is NOT the question, because it is EPISODE SIXTY-NINE (69) EDWIN BLACKGAARD'S PRIDE MONTH EXTRAVAGANZA! This week, Parsnip and Percy introduce Pigeon to Adventures in Odyssey's gayest couple, Edwin and Shakespeare, as we discuss the episode BREAK A LEG. Pour yourself a glass of wine, toss on your favorite ethical queer pornography (muted), and join us for our Pride celebration!

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As a Pride month special, we’re doing a two-for-one! This week, we’ll be discussing “A Little Credit, Please” and “The Time Has Come,” two Adventures in Odyssey episodes so annoying and terrible we couldn’t bring ourselves to spend a week on each. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Eugene’s atheism. So sorry, Satan! We lost one. (insert: sad face emoji) Also, Pigeon and Parsnip disparage a GAY Australian man, while Percy (who...

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June 2, 2025 101 mins

HAPPY PRIDE, TIME TO GET SAD. Yeah babes, you’d better have your monogrammed hankies handy if you’re going to listen to this episode. We discussed Adventures in Odyssey’s THE TURNING POINT, wherein Eugene and Katrina’s relationship reaches … a turning point, as well as the Holy Spirit as a sex partner and washing feet with hair.

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This week, we take a break from Adventures in Odyssey to goon out over some of our favorite Christian rock and worship hits from the past. In so doing, we answer some important questions: Is Daughtry REALLY a Christian artist? Did Pigeon pop their weed and sex cherries at a David Crowder Band concert? What Christian girlypop group made Parsnip sob into her mirror? To which famous worship ballad did Percy have gay sex? Also, we disc...

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May 19, 2025 97 mins

Time to wrap up the case of the unnecessarily kidnapped child for a mind-numbingly inane motive, all to teach a lesson the eppy itself doesn't really support. Sounds like just another day with Adventures in Odyssey. We've got thoughts on this episode, trash in backpacks, King David's trans child, and Kohls cash. If any of that sounds interesting.

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May 12, 2025 79 mins

Despite the police needing to solve a kidnapping, virtually nothing happens in this episode of Adventures in Odyssey, so we spend a good chunk of our recap gagging over Mr. Holstein — who appears for like 3 minutes. Join us as we discuss things like what makes a room a room … and probably other stuff. Look, if I told you everything now, what would be the point of you listening to the eppy???

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Grab your best Prada knapsacks, dolls, because we’re venturing into a minefield of one of Adventures in Odyssey’s notoriously ableist and tone-deaf multiparters this week as we discuss THE PERFECT WITNESS, PART 1. There is SO MUCH to discuss about this episode (which is technically horrifying but is mostly just stiletto-snappingly dull), such as what U.S. president you should pretend to be if you want to survive your kidnapping, th...

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April 20, 2025 74 mins

Today, we're bringing you a very special and timely Christmas episode that includes a lot of orgasmic moaning from Mary Barclay. Also, Eugene and Katrina crank up the spice, which is cute. And if you didn't get it, it's funny that we're putting out a Christmas episode on Easter...when it doubles as 4/20. THIS IS A FUNNY PODCAST OK

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April 13, 2025 119 mins

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER (unless you want to), and that's why we're unpacking this episode of Adventures in Odyssey so we can judge it harshly but with full knowledge. Today, Katrina yells and it's hot, Jack paints himself nude, and Pigeon says the word "beatitooties."

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April 5, 2025 78 mins

WHIT IS STILL GONE!!!!!! And everyone is so sad!!!!! Well, we're not, but Connie and Scrub are, and we're honoring their journey today as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode "dot dot dot But Not Forgotten." Jack (confirmed weirdo) teaches Tom to masturbate, Harlow Doyle makes his first appearance on the poddy, and we talk about celebrity couples you kinda forgot about (including an AIO connection!). Aaaan...

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March 30, 2025 109 mins

DING DONG THE WHIT-CH IS DEAD! That's right, Parsnip and Pigeon kick John Avery Whittaker out of Odyssey as they discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode"Gone..." Also, there's bath chat, Eisenhower chat, crying chat, Mandy Moore chat, and boob chat.

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Lauryn, aka Peach, is back with the girlies (Pigeon and Parsnip, that is; Percy is still dead or whatever) to discuss the second part of THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT. You want a longer description? Too bad. Percy is trapped in a burning pile of rubble or whatever, so who else is going to do it?

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IT'S HOLLYWOOD, BABY! This week, the gals dump Percy and bring on Lauryn Carlton, aka Peach, from the Worthy of Note podcast to discuss THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, PART 1. The tea is hot today, ladies, because Eugene and Bernard get to talk about bimbos and tramps. Doesn't sound like content appropriate for Adventures in Odyssey? Well, Pauly Pocket McCusker disagrees, so.

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March 9, 2025 105 mins

Ok you know the drill. We’re going to talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode. This week, it’s IT HAPPENED AT FOUR CORNERS. Is there a reason you INSIST that I always write something in this podcast description box?!? Would you unsubscribe if I didn’t write something here? Would you still be able to look your loved ones in the eye? Are you blind when you’re born? Can you see in the dark? Dare you look at a king? Would you sit o...

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March 1, 2025 125 mins

Look, mommy. This week’s episode, THIRD DEGREE, is the diversity episode of Adventures in Odyssey, and writer Marshall Younger pulls off a remarkable feat in that he only has white characters in his diversity episode. So I guess technically we spent two hours kinda cyberbullying him about it? But that’s not all. We also give driving advice that you should take at your own peril, and Pigeon accidentally deadnonpoddynames themself.

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February 23, 2025 135 mins

CONTENT WARNING FOR ALL THE DADDY ISSUES GIRLIES! We’re having second thoughts about discussing SECOND THOUGHTS, the Adventures in Odyssey episode chronicling the next leg of Eugene and Bernard’s homoerotic road trip (but Bernard might cheat on Eugene?). Hope you bitches love Pig Talk, and I don’t just mean chatting about fathers. Also, you’d better love corn, and not just our jokes. But what the heck! You’re welcome! Join us at th...

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