2 Whits 1 Cup: A Queer Adventures in Odyssey Podcast
Are you an exvangelical who still can’t get over Adventures in Odyssey? We can’t either! Join us — a queer married couple that met in Christian school and their gay ex-pastor friend — as we take a silly, irreverent, and sometimes thoughtful look at evangelicalism and LGBTQ identity through the lens of Focus on the Family’s long-running children’s radio show.
Episodes
Today, we're bringing you a very special and timely Christmas episode that includes a lot of orgasmic moaning from Mary Barclay. Also, Eugene and Katrina crank up the spice, which is cute. And if you didn't get it, it's funny that we're putting out a Christmas episode on Easter...when it doubles as 4/20. THIS IS A FUNNY PODCAST OK
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER (unless you want to), and that's why we're unpacking this episode of Adventures in Odyssey so we can judge it harshly but with full knowledge. Today, Katrina yells and it's hot, Jack paints himself nude, and Pigeon says the word "beatitooties."
WHIT IS STILL GONE!!!!!! And everyone is so sad!!!!! Well, we're not, but Connie and Scrub are, and we're honoring their journey today as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode "dot dot dot But Not Forgotten." Jack (confirmed weirdo) teaches Tom to masturbate, Harlow Doyle makes his first appearance on the poddy, and we talk about celebrity couples you kinda forgot about (including an AIO connection!). Aaaan...
DING DONG THE WHIT-CH IS DEAD! That's right, Parsnip and Pigeon kick John Avery Whittaker out of Odyssey as they discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode"Gone..." Also, there's bath chat, Eisenhower chat, crying chat, Mandy Moore chat, and boob chat.
Lauryn, aka Peach, is back with the girlies (Pigeon and Parsnip, that is; Percy is still dead or whatever) to discuss the second part of THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT. You want a longer description? Too bad. Percy is trapped in a burning pile of rubble or whatever, so who else is going to do it?
IT'S HOLLYWOOD, BABY! This week, the gals dump Percy and bring on Lauryn Carlton, aka Peach, from the Worthy of Note podcast to discuss THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, PART 1. The tea is hot today, ladies, because Eugene and Bernard get to talk about bimbos and tramps. Doesn't sound like content appropriate for Adventures in Odyssey? Well, Pauly Pocket McCusker disagrees, so.
Ok you know the drill. We’re going to talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode. This week, it’s IT HAPPENED AT FOUR CORNERS. Is there a reason you INSIST that I always write something in this podcast description box?!? Would you unsubscribe if I didn’t write something here? Would you still be able to look your loved ones in the eye? Are you blind when you’re born? Can you see in the dark? Dare you look at a king? Would you sit o...
Look, mommy. This week’s episode, THIRD DEGREE, is the diversity episode of Adventures in Odyssey, and writer Marshall Younger pulls off a remarkable feat in that he only has white characters in his diversity episode. So I guess technically we spent two hours kinda cyberbullying him about it? But that’s not all. We also give driving advice that you should take at your own peril, and Pigeon accidentally deadnonpoddynames themself.
CONTENT WARNING FOR ALL THE DADDY ISSUES GIRLIES! We’re having second thoughts about discussing SECOND THOUGHTS, the Adventures in Odyssey episode chronicling the next leg of Eugene and Bernard’s homoerotic road trip (but Bernard might cheat on Eugene?). Hope you bitches love Pig Talk, and I don’t just mean chatting about fathers. Also, you’d better love corn, and not just our jokes. But what the heck! You’re welcome! Join us at th...
Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlebirds, because today we’re starting an adventure OUT OF Odyssey as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE, the first leg (juxtaposed with first hand this is very funny ok) of Eugene and Bernard’s epic and deeply homoerotic cross-country road trip. This one’s for all the brave girlies who regularly take a long, hard, fully nude look in the mirror and ask themselves ...
It’s our one-year anniversary, and AJ Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast stops by to talk about how Phil Lollar has progressively smaller and gayer versions of himself hidden under progressively smaller and gayer hats on top of his head. Oh, and also the Adventures in Odyssey episode GREATER LOVE. Together, we answer the most important question of our time: can you be friends with an orphan?!
There is so much to gossip about this week! Eugene and Katrina’s situationship takes a TURN, and we NEED to gab with our girlies about it. So join us for IT ENDED WITH A HANDSHAKE, this week’s Adventures in Odyssey episode. Sorry about Percy’s audio. We’re a year into it, and we still suck at this.
All right, witches. Get out your rabbit's feet and horoscopes and tarot cards and weird rocks to protect yourself from the self-congratulatory Christian evangelism porn that is the Adventures in Odyssey IT BEGAN WITH A RABBIT'S FOOT. Eugene and Katrina's relationship is heating up, but Katrina's relationship with Jesus is just beginning, and Eugene is pissed about it. So are we, tbh. But hey, weirdly, this eppy pass...
'Ello, guvnah! We're back for anuvvah jaunt down to Odyssey, innit? And wot's this, then? A cheeky little dive into the luvvy-dovey shenanigans of Eugene an' Katrina, eh? Cor blimey, as if I wouldn't 'ave guessed, this 'ere episode, NATURALLY I ASSUMED, demands us to whip out our (spot-on, 100% bang-on proper) British accents, don' it now? 'Ave a butcher's at that!
Other bits wot we’ll be ba...
LOVE AND LUST ARE IN THE AIR! That’s right, we’re starting the Eugene and Katrina story arc today, and it’s more erotic than you remember. Or at least our interpretation of it is. Join us for Adventures in Odyssey’s “Truth, Trivia, and ‘Trina!”
Discussion topics include:
-Orca audiobook high walk
-What we considered strong language in our evangelical childhood homes
-Where do we rank library girls?
-Are all library boys g...
We'd like to dedicate this episode to the gooner bros, because this week we're talking about Adventures in Odyssey's THE TWILIFE ZONE. Our good buddy Phil Lollar wanted this episode to be about drugs, but he made it completely about goonin' with your best pals, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Not only are we going to talk about this absurd eppy about choking the chicken, but Parsnip and Pigeon are going to talk shit on a girl they went to ...
Get out your longjohns and warm socks, because we’re going skiing whether you like it or not. We’re going on a ski vacation with the Barclay family, AND LOOK OUT BECAUSE THEY’RE GOING TO COME ACROSS SOME HOTTIES ON THE SLOPES. Also, the level to which each of us enjoyed this episode seems to relate directly to our relationships with our families, so that’s fun. Try it on yourself!
Discussion topics include:
-Extreme Days (2002)
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As a special Christmas treat or perhaps an additional chore, here's a bunch of our deleted scenes over the past few months. You know, stuff that was just TOO GOOD (obviously) to go in the regular poddy.
Merry Christmas, bitches! Join us for the official 2 Whits 1 Cup drinking game as we talk about an Adventures in Odyssey episode we all loved: A CHRISTMAS CONUNDRUM! Our girl Kathy Buchanan was FEELING. HER. SELF. as she wrote this one, and we love her for it. Oh, and if you decide to play the drinking game … look out.
Discussion topics include:
-Baby’s first Harlow Doyle, Private-I reference
-Erewhon
-A plane crash
-A bonus plane crash
...
This episode is brought to you by Covenant Eyes and XHamster, and it’s time for us to take a break after we fought so valiantly in the war on Christmas last week. That’s why we’re talking about PEACE ON EARTH, the story of John Avery Whittaker avoiding self-improvement by forcing himself on people he doesn’t think celebrate Christmas according to his standard.
Discussion topics include:
-Christian school humility
-9/11
-It’s a Won...
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