June 29, 2023 • 49 mins
Who hasn't faced the consequences of a bad decision, like going without a phone case? Join me and my friends, Jay and Tony, as we share our hilarious stories of broken phones, discuss the differences between iPhones and Androids, and even ponder the idea of a ‘crock case’. We're also sharing the incredible tale of my phone's miraculous survival after going through a snowblower!
Ever wondered how a Wall Street exec would fare at a music festival with no resources? We explore this unique concept for a 'Naked and Afraid' style show, challenging someone way out of their comfort zone. Also, we get creative with ideas for officiating a 10-year marriage renewal ceremony that the couple can barely remember from their original wedding. Trust us; you don't want to miss these shenanigans!
From the joys of fishing and feeling American to the chaos caused by a black bear in Wisconsin, we cover it all in this fun, engaging episode. We even dive into the origins of our podcast title, Meat Hammer Chronicles, and how it evolved over the years. So buckle up for a wild conversation with Jay, Tony, and me - where you'll laugh, learn, and maybe even rethink your next bad decision.
Ever wondered how a Wall Street exec would fare at a music festival with no resources? We explore this unique concept for a 'Naked and Afraid' style show, challenging someone way out of their comfort zone. Also, we get creative with ideas for officiating a 10-year marriage renewal ceremony that the couple can barely remember from their original wedding. Trust us; you don't want to miss these shenanigans!
From the joys of fishing and feeling American to the chaos caused by a black bear in Wisconsin, we cover it all in this fun, engaging episode. We even dive into the origins of our podcast title, Meat Hammer Chronicles, and how it evolved over the years. So buckle up for a wild conversation with Jay, Tony, and me - where you'll laugh, learn, and maybe even rethink your next bad decision.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You got to come back to three dimes.
I'm here with my pals Jay andTony.
We're going to talk about someshit, So stick around and listen
.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We basically talked about all of it on Tuesday, but
we'll find fear something.
Offered this today.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So for all of you watching on YouTube and Facebook
, we're live, we're freakinglive for you listening at home.
You had to wait, so that's fun.
We were talking about baddecisions.
I got to break into thissituation where I broke my phone
.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I was walking around naked phone for a week with a
naked phone and I'm like thisthing is great, with no case.
It's like slides in and out ofmy pocket.
Good, it's smaller in my hand.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Just feels sexy.
Not having feels way better.
Right, I'm like this isfantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm like this is.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And then I started noticing like yeah, every single
person has a case on theirphone.
Like nobody doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Right, i think I heard you import these cases
from China and almost make aliving at small street fair.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And I thought to myself like what's the scam?
Why do we all buy thesethousand dollar phones that
can't even withstand enough, sowe go out and spend between $6
and $23 on it or whatever, on afucking case for the thing?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Dude, you can spend crock money on a case.
So I got an order box for like80 bucks a week goes by and I'm
loving life.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
My phone comes my, my car, my van comes back, repairs
done, i can go get my case, butI'm like, no, i'm wearing.
I'm wearing shorts tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Like it feels so good in my back pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm just going to slide this into my pocket.
Not with the case.
It's going to take up lessspace.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm surprised that's so much more room for activities
.
I'm surprised they don't make acrock case.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So I'm walking around all day I'm talking to my
family about it.
Hey, look at this naked phone.
What a crazy concept.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I can see it's already cracked.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I fucking dropped it.
End of the night called my Uber.
Boom, got the Uber set up.
I turn around to look for myfriends.
I go back to look at my phoneto see what the name of the Uber
guy is And it all went blank inmy head.
Dude, i don't remember whathappened, but I if I picked it
up off the ground and it wasbusted as hell.
(02:21):
Busted as hell, yeah.
You just see my phonecompletely shattered, won't work
at all.
It doesn't work at all.
Doesn't work, no display,nothing.
It's on.
Right now I can feel mythumbprint turn it on, but it's,
it's, it's dead.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Try putting it in rice for a day.
I'm going to tell you what.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So what I did is I was like I'll just call the fix
it people.
All right, they'll fix it, i'lltake it there, they'll fix it,
i'll come pay it, get up in anhour, it'll be great.
None of them have the partsthey need.
They want 250 bucks Fuck That'sby a new phone at that cost.
But then I find online thatthey sell the fucking general,
(03:00):
general authorized replacementpart for the Google phone.
So I ordered it.
It came today.
I'm going to replace a screen.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've done that before on a phone, it's easy, you'll
love it Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So I have.
So you think I should do ittonight after I get back from
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's like a two beer job Two beer.
A what A two beer job, a twobeer.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Two beer, two beer, two frescoes.
Yeah, so I have an iPhone andmy iPhone went through my dad's
snowblower and I still used it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
This is not.
I don't even understand.
How did it get?
I don't even understand.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Why did the snowblower?
If you want to, even want tohear the whole story, i'll tell
you really quick.
I was working for my dad, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Tell it under 40 minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I could tell you in under 40 seconds.
I was in his car, came homefrom the job, got out of the car
, fell out of my pocket into thesnow.
didn't realize it.
He snowblowed his fuckingdriveway And then all of a
sudden he was to the point wherehis car was smashed.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
He's the hot car.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He saw something go flying And then I guess I
realized my phone wasn't in mypocket And then I was like dad,
i think I dropped in yourdriveway.
And he's like, yeah, i foundthat's what went flying.
So I went through thesnowblower and it was totally
fine.
I just had to find it.
That was the hard part.
Is it shot at like 20 feet?
You got super lucky because itdefinitely could have got.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I wanted to send it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It took you 36 seconds to tell that story, by
the way.
So that was close to Does yourfather?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Does your father happen to own a Toro?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
snowblower to beat the shit out of me.
I think it's orange.
Does that help?
You should call him and ask him.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
My phone is Toro.
Snowblowers have their bladesare made out of rubber.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, this is, this was definitely metal.
It went through a metal one.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh yeah, oh well, here's the good It could have
got caught up in a chunk of snowand just chunked.
But the odds, or the odds, orit's just an iPhone.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They make the outsides better because the
inside sucks so bad, or it's aniPhone and you guys should
switch from Android shit toiPhones.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't get that thing.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And I wanted to send the story.
What is with the Apple peoplewho are just fucking obsessed
with people who don't haveiPhones for some reason?
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
A lot of things very cultish work better.
I was at the gym.
I was trying to send you guys atext saying I don't want fries,
french fries.
I sent it to you like eighttimes.
I kept coming back unable tosend, unable to send.
But I had like three otherpeople with iPhone sending me
texts.
Perfectly, i can send pictures,I can send videos, whatever I
wanted.
For some reason, didn't go toyour damn asses with the fucking
(05:51):
androids, because he gotandroids.
I feel, like that's a youproblem.
Could have been, but the factof the matter is, iphones
communicate better And if youwant to communicate with me
better, get an iPhone.
I'll stick with Android.
Okay, that's why we don't youknow, we don't communicate very
well.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I got a group of friends are all in the chat and
I'm the only non iPhone personin the chat.
There's like eight of us orsomething in this thing is a
text message chat And it comes.
they say everything looks allfucked up on their side because
every time I respond it'sdifferent and like it breaks up
the chat thread somehow on theirside and fucks everything up.
(06:29):
Yeah So they all harass me toget an iPhone.
So there's like this online appapparently you can use that
makes it look like you've got aniPhone.
It sends an I message insteadof a regular SMS text message
which fucks up their shit.
So I'm going to get this appand send them the message, and
then they're going to be like,finally you got an iPhone, and
(06:52):
I'm just going to say, yeah, idid So.
They'll shut the fuck up aboutme, my goddamn phone.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't get it.
I'm just trying to help yourlife out.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't understand why everyone cares You're not
trying to help our?
life out, you would havedropped.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Misery loves company.
I think that's what it is.
I'm not going to sit here andpretend like I don't actually
own two iPhones that are bothfunctioning.
They're garbage.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So I choose Sam's audio on to.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
We have our shop phones and iPhone, which which
my wife can't wait to get rid ofbecause it's such a hunk of
shit.
Well, you know, she has theiPhone before that, and I'll
tell you why.
We have the iPhone for ourbusiness.
It's that iPhone 14.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, if you have an eight it's going to be a
little bit of a difference.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Not much.
All they did was change thecamera And the size you laugh
with your fucking condescendinglaugh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Wait, I wish the camera was on you when you do
that, but it wasn't.
It was on my fucking face.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You're your slow look away My iPhone.
I really think I didn't makethose.
They've only changed the camera.
Let's check.
That's it.
The guts are the same.
They're still using iPhonethree guts?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, probably, but you know what An iPhone is still
better.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I go, Chris.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
That's your problem, man, Yeah that must be a Samsung
camera.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, that's not an iPhone camera.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But the only reason we have iPhones for work is
because, with US cellular,iphone has an exclusive right to
Jesus fuck.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
His phone rang and everything went down, vibrated
and everything went down.
We missed that on camera too.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Fuck, I don't know how long this is going to last.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
US cellular has a visual voicemail that Apple has
exclusive rights to Meaning.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
it reads it off like a text message.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So the voicemails come in as a converted Chinese
text message, because none ofthe no talk to text understands
any.
Wisconsin accent.
They just they can't.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't know, the Google translates pretty legit.
It could do not.
North woods there.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But that's the only reason we have that, because all
the voicemails come through intext and we're due for a new
office line.
And she said she can't evendeal with the iPhone anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now she's been an iPhone and Samsung user, all
right Well you know the first or12 years now, first thing you
need to do is get a new fuckingInternet One thing I noticed is
that people who don't haveiPhones don't give a shit what
other people's phone is, andpeople who have iPhones really
fucking care what you're using.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like we can just be walking down the street, your
phone rings and if it's not aniPhone, people will spit at your
feet.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, we care about your guys.
The life's like your life is indanger.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You're like the pastor that dedicates his whole
life to telling everybody howgay people are going to hell and
you shouldn't get abortion.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I got a question.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I had a question, two things that don't bother him,
none of you just minds his ownfucking piss.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I had a question.
That's always the guy who getscaught with a dick in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I had a question asked to me.
I was like if I was stranded ona desert island, what would be
the one thing that I would want?
And I said an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I would have said my wife, No service.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's so many things that it could do.
It could build you.
It could teach you how to builda fort You know.
You could live off the land andlearn how to fish.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You think you're going to be out there like hey
Siri, Hey Siri.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I mean you get the first three days.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That is the fucking dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
you would do The three days I get, instead of
saying I want a gun andunlimited ammo or a flashlight.
What if there is no animals tohunt?
You can't shoot fucking fishout of the water, you shoot
yourself because you're sofucking miserable.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I want a scratch and I want a gun and one bullet.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So an iPhone would have saved a lot of people's
life stranded on, Like you know,Tom Hanks in Castaway.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Gilligan's Island wouldn't have happened if he
would have used an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
He would have.
He would have married his wifeand she wouldn't have gone to
the doctor.
And you know, fuck them overwith.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
If only one of them fucking packages would have been
an iPhone for Well you knowwhat they say about that movie?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
They say that the package he didn't open was
actually like a huge survivalkit with everything he needed to
survive, far as making fire.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, he did survive.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, he did survive, but to make it easier for him
to survive.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I haven't seen the movie, but it looked like it had
a happy ending.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You never saw cast away He pops it open and it's a
fucking blow up doll thatexplodes out like a safety raft.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Ready for him.
They find out on the ball.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
My name's Jane, which is a big, wide, open mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Dude, you got to see castaway.
It's great, Oh man.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I saw it play about 400 times and I still fucking
hate Tom Hanks, the only goodthing he ever did was for a scum
.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I think that might be the one movie that has less
dialogue than that one of SandraBullock.
We watched Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
One of your favorite movies is catch me if you can,
and he's one of the maincharacters in it.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
So you're not pretending he's not in it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're lying.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Croc wearing, i fast forward to only Leo parts.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
How do you fast forward to win in the same frame
?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did it in it, did it in it.
He goes, one night He goes onenight for a second to keep Tom
out.
But Tom Hanks is like this,blocking Tom with his schnaz.
What I closed.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
really, tom's got to be in here.
Come on, he doesn't need to bein here at this point.
I'm just done.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Like what.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
The diesel wasn't available.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The only part Tony watches that show is when Leo's
character fucking destroys himand tricks the shit out of him
and gets away with a fake badge.
You heard?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
that part.
I watched the whole thing.
I just pretend I'm somewhereelse and I see Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Like on a desert island, ridiculous Deserted
Island in the middle of theocean.
Okay, so what would you, guys,if you had one thing?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What would you bring to a That's easy A gun and a
hooker.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's two.
That's two.
One thing Just a hooker then.
Okay, well then you got to feedher and keep her alive.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
No, because when I'm done with her she can turn in
the food.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
This fucking diabolical.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That is, keeping certain parts alive.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Just long enough.
You're keeping her alive andjust skinning pieces of skin off
her and eating.
Oh my God, i don't even want to.
Okay, chris, you know what I'mgoing to go back to that one?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, probably be like an axe or a hammer or a
multi tool.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Multi tool Maybe.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, that's one like a blade, nice long machete.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
For real Mine, mine would have to be fire or a net.
I need something to start fire.
Everything starts and ends withfire.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay, I think I could start a fire If you don't have
fire if you don't have fire,you're going to die from fucking
malaria.
Right, i can't even start afire.
You're going to be cold.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're going to be fucking wet.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What's what's with dying from malaria?
Fire starter.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Keep away, keeps away .
Bucks Bugs won't.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, the smoke does, but I guess, yeah, you don't
get smoke without fire, rightWord.
That's a tough one man, i don'tstand in the air all the time
Would you ever joke?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Would you ever do naked and afraid where they send
you out?
You get one item.
You got seven days.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, i'd have to pack on some LB's, though I
wouldn't want to go on in thisshape.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You'd want to have a few to burn, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Get real round.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I feel like that would actually be harder to do
if you were way overweight thanif you were just in between,
like kind of like you.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
But you could just lay there and just eat yourself
for a little bit.
Your body is just like yourbody.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well, you still have to get water.
You can't live, that's true,without water.
You can live for months withoutfood, but not a lot of months.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Okay, at least a month I learned from a true
prime podcast that you canactually live off of R Kelly
pissing in your mouth.
Your whole childhood Terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Terrible.
That's so gross, terrible.
But you guys watching naked andafraid shows.
I've watched them, i've seen it.
There's one called the last onestanding, and this is the first
one that are actually gettingpaid for someone being the last
one standing, obviously, butactually so you just got to last
like hundreds of days.
No, no.
That's what I thought they weregoing to do, but I don't know
(16:16):
what they're doing.
Everyone's supposed to be therefor 45 days.
I don't know how they're endingit.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's still going out.
The circle gets smaller and yougot to move more towards the
center and compete.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I don't know, but it's like one of the best naked
and afraid I've ever seen,because there's one guy in there
that everyone's fightingagainst which I love that guy I
want him to win.
His name is Jeff.
Anybody watching the naked andafraid show knows what we're
talking about.
I love, i like him, i hateeverybody else.
They're all fucking bitches.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I've thought about because I go to these.
I've gone to this musicfestival and I have a really
great time, but I imagine how itwould like a naked and afraid
episode where you drop a guyfrom, like Wall Street, in the
middle of this music festivalfor four days and give him like
60 bucks in a roll up sleepingbag.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Hit me at your woods gambling.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And you got to, you got to make it through the whole
four days on that 60 bucks andyou got to find somewhere to
sleep each night.
You got to and you the guywould document, or a girl would
document it all you know like,and it'd be so out of their
element because they're fromlike Wall Street, where $60 gets
you a coke and a small, youknow, a small bagel or whatever.
(17:31):
You know what I'm saying.
So what do you think of thatidea, would you?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
would you be entertained by that?
I don't think enough peopleknow what goes on in those
concerts.
They understand the meaning ofbeing in that with such limited
resources Yeah.
I mean, i don't understand it.
You telling me right now itdoesn't make like.
I feel like uh, so how manytimes do you say days?
(17:56):
is this four days?
four days, and if you leaveyour out, you can't come back?
Sure, you can.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Sure, you could, but not in this show.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That would actually be a great series where every
episode you took somebody andput them in their exact opposite
.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Like total opposite environment swap on Chappelle
show.
Yeah.
So now, instead of being, yeah,like undercover boss or
whatever, where you're like youare a Wall Street broker making
$14,000 a day, living on a highlife lifestyle where everyone
serves on you and there's therides ready, breakfast is ready,
water's hot, all the fucking,the whole thing.
(18:32):
Chirps press the nines rightAnd we put you inside of the
ghetto, where you got $36 tolast for you till Friday, where
you get paid and it's $84 thatyou're getting paid and you have
to navigate.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It's kind of like undercover boss.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, that'd be an interesting show.
To take someone who just iswilling to change their
lifestyles completely.
I guess it is kind of like wifeswap, so it's almost worse
where they put you in your housewith some other random fucker
who has all these rules andsituations.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
So I uh, where I hunt , um, we're a half hour from
what would be considered a bigcity, and that big city is
20,000 people, so a small, asmall suburb of Milwaukee,
pretty much, um.
And then the town that we huntin has a population of 300
(19:32):
people and their downtownconsists of two closed down
restaurants.
That have been many things overthe last 30 years I've been
going there, but never anythingthat lasted over two years.
They have a hotel Which is Arestaurant on the main floor and
(19:56):
the second floor is a hallwaywith rooms and a shared bathroom
.
Now the hotel or the restauranthave never been open at the
same time and Currently out ofbusiness.
And then there's two bars.
So the only place you have togo eat is at one of these bars.
(20:18):
So the farm that we hunt, thatis about a six minute drive from
downtown and We were talking tothe farmers kid Who is in his
30s And He said, oh, what y'alldoing today?
said, oh, we're gonna go in tothe bar and get cheeseburger and
(20:43):
He goes.
I heard they're real good.
I've never been in the town.
That's ridiculous, and me andmy brother look at each other
like what do you mean?
you never been in town.
He's like I never really leftthe farm.
He's like He goes.
And I was little, my parentstook me into a city one time to
(21:03):
go to a doctor, but I've neverbeen in town.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's crazy.
Throw that guy in New York Cityor.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
And that dude, that dudes.
I mean he married his neighbor,but he's like a married dude
with a kid, like they have theirkids at their house, like Don't
go to fucking doctors, theydon't go fucking school.
That's crazy is live in thisfucking.
Now take that dude and Give himsix hundred dollars Yeah, like
(21:37):
a big six hundred dollars andhe's like, holy fuck, like I got
a farm, 400 acres, for half aseason to get this kind of cash.
Yeah and tell me he's got alast one week without leaving
Down town Chicago.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, god, dude, you wouldn't make it.
You wouldn't make it a week.
No way, not in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
There's no way you'd be sucking dicks by Tuesday.
There's no to get a hotel money.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
There's no way cuz yeah hotels to get you for one,
but you could.
You could stay in like uh, whatdo they call him?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
B and B.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
No, where you, It's like a commune, but it's not a
coming.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I can't think of the name Like a boarding house Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Where you like.
You said where it's like threerooms, the share bathroom, share
room.
You get a bunk you rent out for$35.
You get a bunk and a locker,you know, and there's a bathroom
around the corner and there'sfour people, five people, in the
same room halfway house $35 forhow long?
for a day They have thosehostels.
A hostel where you just well, ahotel room is 385 bucks and you
(22:45):
get a queen size room and 312square feet in a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
So I mean your life.
You take a bunch of roacheshome with you.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Your life's better.
Sure, but you could do it.
Take a bunch of roaches, butyou'd have to sleep on the
street, on the, on the L orsomething.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, as long as it's summertime, i mean do you got
Mr Mr Flix's number?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Mr Flix, yeah, net Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, I don't have them , but that's a great idea for a
show.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Dude, we need to do this.
Is anybody famous watching?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, there's a lot of famous people watching.
They just don't like to comment.
They're so famous.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Don't forget to hit the like if you are watching.
hit the subscribe and thenotification bell so you don't
forget us for your next timeYou're looking for something to
watch on the internet.
We've got hundreds of episodesof this trash.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
We've been, we've been around for four years.
Yeah, guys, four, four years.
I mean I don't even have a kidthat that I had, my youngest is
not even.
I don't even know what I wastrying to say there.
It's a long time.
That's what I'll try to say.
Um, it's just, it's painful.
This, this, this weather I'mgoing through.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So I got a, a thing I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm trying to not.
He wasn't at therapy for aminute.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So it hurts so bad on the inside.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I'm a.
I'm officiating a 10 yearmarriage renewal ceremony,
Renewing your vows.
Someone who was at the weddingthat I officiated recommended me
to these people.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I know them.
Are we inviting sort of I'veonly got my mitzvah gigs since
mine.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
They did say that I couldn't, i could invite some
family or maybe a friend or twoto come to the ceremony and have
dinner.
And they're just having like 60people at their house the
ceremony dinner in the garagekind of thing, you know, and
dancing and music, right, buthow cool is that?
So I got to go through thewhole thing again.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
How much you charging ?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
them.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to not chargeWhat And go with the feel
donation.
feel free to pay me whateveryou feel My services feels right
.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, i don't need to , Whatever feels right.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
But yeah, so they call me two nights ago and
they're like, hey, You got yourecommended and they like they
don't know anything of what todo.
They got married 10 years ago.
They barely remember it.
Then I'm like, so do you have,like, your follows?
you want me to read or you wantto read them?
Oh yeah, we should do somethinglike that.
I'm like do you want to do likea, a candle thing, or hammer
(25:30):
nails into a piece of wood orsomething that signifies
whatever, i don't know, andthey're like I don't know, Got
some old balsa wood I can bringover to you guys.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You can crowd each other in half.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'm like basically, okay, I'm just going to be like
an emcee, You guys figure outwhat you want for the party.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Are you going to wear the Gallagher?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
outfit.
I'll.
I'll wear a dress.
I mean, if you want me dressedup like a circus clown and you
want me to run this like achurch carnival, I'll do that.
I'm in, Let's do it.
This sounds great, So I'mpretty excited about it actually
.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
But they have an opening act.
They have All right.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
The wedding you went to you're here for today is to
remind yourselves of the 10years that you've been married.
I'm going to introduce you tomy friend over here.
They call them the white KevinHart.
He's here to read off his iPad.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
He's only going to be up for a couple of minutes, so
don't worry, it's a quick one,pulling Gatorades out of his
jacket, ready to go on stage.
Cause he's saying cause I quit,Not quit, Cause you know I'm
not a quitter.
Stop drinking for a while Justto get my my, my ball bearing is
in in good shape, So I couldstill roll down the hill, Cause
(26:46):
I'm getting old man.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So I accepted the gig .
We didn't talk money.
I should be a good time.
It's in like two and a halfweeks or three weeks.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So you uh, you having like a DJ band.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I'm not having there, having someone.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
If you're going to officiate it, you got to bring
all the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I know I told them kind of too.
I was like, just like, i mean,i'm not going to plan your
wedding, but I'll participate.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
And then, once it's dinner time, i'm drinking beers
and having fun, Like there's acouple of key phrases you can
use to make yourself sound likeyou've done this a million times
.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Well, they asked, and I was like to be frank.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
this is only my second time, Anyone's ever asked
me to do this, Cause you got touse phrases like well, what we
usually do is typically we would.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, most of the time, what people will choose is
now that it's going to be agood time, i'm pretty excited
about it.
I don't know if I'm going tolike rent a talk, so if I'm
going to go casual cowboy, idon't know what I'm going to do
If they don't say I might gosomething go full out I can't
roll, didn't whatever?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
roll the arm thing three foot hat.
What is?
what is cowboy?
I don't know.
I dress up like a cowboy,fucking cowboy boots cool.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Bowel tie, real tight jeans.
A hat that's like too tall forwhere I am, not a bow tie, one
of those Bolo, yeah, stir upthings, or whatever they are.
Yeah, one of them shirts that'sgot like extra padded leather
on the shoulders for all thehard work that I do with tassels
on the arms kind of leather.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Big hand polished piece of turquoise.
Yeah, bolo child.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah.
I'll wear my support.
The American farmer belt.
Buckle with my belt buckle beltI've got.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I regret asking now because you had like this whole
like planned out.
I have to get all of thesethings except for the support
American farmers belt bucklethat I got.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Would you do that, Jay?
do you think you'd be good infront of a crowd like that?
You guys are seeing me in frontof a crowd.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
No well, that's a wild ass crowd.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Unless I have a band behind me and I'm singing.
No, i'd be, i'd be terrible.
I'm not good at public speaking.
It's like my that's.
One of my worst fears is havingto stand in front and that's I
mean.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's probably a few of a lot of people have tens
and thousands of subscribers,yeah, but I can't listen to us.
I can't see him.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I see is a fucking white wall writer and a fucking
TV and that helps you.
Tony's boobs on his foot.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I don't see anything I don't like.
I see the people looking at meand if I feel like the night I
entertained, So you freeze onSkype calls makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's got to be my internet.
It's not me, i swear.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Talking about Skype, we are.
We're going to start bringingsome guests in here to entertain
you guys more, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That's right, you had a guest.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I have, i have.
I have one guy in the lineupthat I don't want to talk about.
Right now but I mean anybody.
I just I think that we broughtmore to the show than just just
scattering our stories.
I think that kind of would youknow, like next week we're going
to have this, next week we'regoing to have that.
(30:29):
I think it would help to createsome It might be interesting to
try it out, i would say forsure.
Well, we had the last time whenthe Tony and I talked about this
, talked about it when you leftand Tony was like this is the
first time that I heard him sayis like I'm going to be like.
I never was into this J, but Ithink we started.
we got to start bringing peopleguests in.
Remember that?
(30:49):
Or did you remember that?
Or was I just drunk andimagined you saying that?
Cause you're looking at me verystone face, like I have no idea
what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Did I look like a unicorn when you said that Yeah.
No, I remember talking about it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You still do that?
Oh no, we're going to do alittle revamping.
Why do you have jduborg in yourhand?
I don't know what this is.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Oh, that's from Chris , from last time.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, i think your home is waiting.
this website from my pen pal.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Okay, i got jworg and these mess with down.
What's going on?
No, i'll go back to what I wassaying.
Answer what I was saying.
A question.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Um, yeah, well, I think, uh, i think a quick
little revamp is is much needed.
I think we reformat,restructure, rename and start
from scratch with something evenbetter than what we've done.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Meat hammer chronicles episode one is in our
future, i think you still?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I mean, are you into that meat?
hammer chronicles.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I mean, it was probably one of the best names I
ever came up with.
It's good.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I can only imagine the logos we could come up with
Meat hammer chronicles.
I mean, you could just use asimple meat tenderizing hammer.
You could use a wood one, steelone, you could use the words
meat hammer, you could do meathammer chronicles, three words.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So first off the thing that I think about when I
hear that name and I have noidea what the fuck me see.
I'm thinking of guys thatprepare or slaughter animals and
and and feet or give them likea butcher or something like a
butcher's podcast.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
That's what I think of meat hammer chronicles or I
just think a guy's talking abouttheir dicks.
I guess Yeah, If you want tolook at that way you know, the
thing is is when we were tryingto figure out a name for this
before I even knew you, before.
I even signed up for any datingservices or farmers only uh, me
(32:54):
, jay, and somebody who willremain unnamed because he's a
bitch.
uh, texted back and forthobsessively for about two weeks.
Yeah, and I bet you, i textedin 500 names.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Well, i mean that's a little exaggerated, but yeah,
there were a lot.
I said let's take it Sometimesdozens at a time.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
No I don't know And that's the only name I remember
and I'm the one who came up withthree.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Well, you know, you didn't come up with three dimes
on a text.
You came up with it when wewere all together in the room.
Maybe I'm almost positive Wewere like you said it.
You said it and we're like,yeah, that sounds fucking great.
I swear to God, we were face toface when we were talking about
it.
Yeah, Well, that's beside thepoint.
People don't want to hear that.
They don't give a shit.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Nobody gives a fuck about what.
No, how this was created.
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I mean the directions it's going especially the four
years to do anything.
Oh man, It's coming along man.
I mean we're getting a littlebetter at it.
How come my shoulder looks likethe guy from Snoopy?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
This is funny because you say we're getting better at
it, and then you immediatelyget distracted.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It looks like Charlie Brown shirt.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Slowly touching your shoulder, asking why it looks
like Snoopy Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I might think I'll bet you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Puma's made a collab with Crocs.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
The Puma croc.
Maybe that sounds like a goodidea.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I want to go back to this.
I don't understand why crocsdoesn't make other shit.
I might buy a croc.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I searched up croc phone case and they don't exist.
Why don't they make other shitThey got?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
the rubber They got, they could make, they got the
name Like why couldn't these,instead of be cost, they could
be crocs and they could be allfoamy and full of holes.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, it'd be awesome .
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think it's this.
You know it's the same thingthat goes with construction.
Don't be handy man.
Stick with your good at.
You know I'm good at tile.
I ain't going to try fuckingstudying your walls or laying
carpet.
Stick with the shoes Tile stick, stick with the shoes, stick
with the shoes.
I mean that's, that's what'sselling.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Damn going fishing this week, next week.
That's why I'm not going to behere.
Go in the ocean and the biggestlake.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, that's the only thing that would get me excited
if it was the ocean, otherwiseI probably asked me to fish all
the time and I'm like you catchthe same goddamn fish every time
.
It's just like a like acentimeter bigger, smaller fish.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's it's fishing Eagle.
Flies over, catches a fish Istill don't really pack it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Be careful, max.
Some of those boats have holesin them.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Nothing makes you feel more American.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Dude, you turn on some Tom Petty on the Bluetooth
speaker crack a beer, it doesn'teven matter.
Sure, i will Like what.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Bluegill or sunfish or like panfish.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
three dozen of them a day, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Three, you catch 48 of them.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Well, three dollars and 36,.
But yeah, you snap them up allday, dude, it's great, i almost
agree with you for like onesecond.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
There was like one second where I'm like wow, jase,
good at math.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I'm thinking to myself, like what does this guy
think?
I'm going to go out at nightand do it too, instead of just
the day.
That is a lot of fish, though,no you snap up fish all day, so
it's a ton of fun.
You're pulling a fish off ahook every 15 minutes maybe.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I don't want to get in this debate about salt and
fresh.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's a blast.
Throw a bobber on her.
Pretend like you know whatyou're doing.
Change the height of the bobber, get some deeper fish.
It's great dude.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Take the bobber off, throw it down, grab yourself a
catfish.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Go out on a boat not bigger than this fucking table,
a little motor on the back of it.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, it's going to sink like my.
It's great Situation in Florida.
That would be great, wouldn'tthat be?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
fun.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
The city you go to.
The.
Because it's underwater no,it's not, It's dry now, I think.
I mean there's, there's deadpeople they haven't found yet.
So that's an issue Thecrocodile or alligators, I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I got pulled out to the ocean, bro.
They got planktoned, planktoned.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Little itty bitty, bitty, bitty bites at a time got
eaten up into fish food.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, they're much less than the mold people begin
with.
When they're in Florida that'sa hot place to die.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
You're funny.
It's the retirement capital ofthe world.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, Runner ups Arizona.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Is it really?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, that's not my grandparents.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
So yeah, going up North whole week long a little
500 square foot, two bedroom,one bath cabin with my in-laws.
So not like this.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
My wife, my kid.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I know this is like the eighth or ninth year we've
gone.
Apparently this is going to bethe last year, though They sold
the actual con, or like resort,as condos to people, so we might
not be going up there anymore.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
That's sad, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, there's like a million lakes.
It's been legit man.
It's a pretty legit situation.
But trying to think of what wewere thinking about but it's too
far away and too expensive.
How much, i don't know.
They were pretty expensive.
They were pretty damn expensive?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Were they over 50 Gs?
Yeah, they were up there.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
They're nice And it's not really nice, you think a
condo out.
There is under 50,000 dollarsYeah non air conditioned furnace
, small water heater, smallbedrooms, small living room.
I mean it's a cabin on stilts,no basement, crawl space, no
attic.
It's tiny, there's like 400square feet or something.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So a storage building you get at Home Depot already
made.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
On a beautiful piece of land on a lake though.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
What lake?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's big St Germain, which is a pretty big.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
St.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Germain.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Like Eagle River.
how do you say St Germain?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, we stay there, like I said every year, And
that's going to be sad to see itgo.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
But yeah, this should like St Germain Eagle River.
Minak was all fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Super expensive stuff .
But it's great What we do.
It's great for what we do.
We go up there one week.
You pay a lot.
I mean it's expensive per night.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Is that is your like?
no, no, well, you have a mortar, so never mind, i was going to
say no mortar like no, there'sthere.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
St Germain is a big lake, it's a town, you can,
there's people, but they're bigfish lines with, like, all the
fucking walleye hooks on themand fan out and fish Do that in
that lake.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's a big one.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
It's a pretty big lake.
Like I have a fifth.
it's a 15 horsepower littleboat we run, or her dad runs it.
You better hope that shit ain'tchoppy.
You can it's.
yeah, i mean you can.
you can maybe run the wholelake in a day and all I mean
it's it's pretty big A day.
I mean maybe not, but with thislittle motor if you just ran
(40:23):
the coast all around it maybe Imean it's big dude You can run
straight across it.
Maybe I take you like 45minutes though in this little
boat, but you're only going likea.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
What a knot in a half or so.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
But yeah, these waves man.
you look at them and you'relike Oh, that's nothing.
You get out there and you'refucking in.
Oh man, you're rolling yourweight in this little boat to
try to keep yourself level.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
So do you stay?
you stay towards the shore.
No, I go the waves aren't sofucking crazy.
I fucking go right at it, dude,i'm pretty confident in what I
got going on, but it it'ssketchy as shit It's sketchy as
shit.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
But then what we do is we like to go to this one,
like I think I can't rememberwhat the fuck it's called Lake
content.
It's through the channel,through the, and it's just a
short little channel, but it'sjust fucking mirror, mirror,
smooth.
There's fucking like 20families of Eagles that live on
(41:24):
this lake.
They're every American Eagles,bald Eagles or whatever.
They're everywhere.
There's like 15 residents onthis lake.
Otherwise it's all just fuckingwoods.
It's legit.
It's a great place to fuckingchill out.
It sounds fun, how far away fromhow many hours It's damn near
in the UPS, so it's like fivehours, five and a half hours
(41:45):
north of here.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
It's a haul.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
So we leave Saturday, come back Saturday, spend a
whole week.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
They got, they got, so they got bears there and
wolves Sure.
Sure And coyotes.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Absolutely Mountain lions.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Maybe I mean, yeah, it's up there, dude Pumas.
I just think that's a mountainlion duplicates.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Some people over the neonhabitude Dragons Do it.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, no more.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
That's all the animals There aren't anymore,
There's a lot of golf courses, Alot of did we talk about the
bear that was in New BerlinCalling?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
No, I heard about that.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Causing havoc.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I heard it But it's, it's actually right.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
by my cousin's house, like his neighbors, found bird,
bird bear shat bear shite.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
What do they call that?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Skat, i think I guess I don't know, but they have
some of the houses around therehave trail camps and they catch
the bear tearing down theirtheir bird high up bird feeder,
just ripping the shit out of itLike it's a metal pole.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
It's on with their.
I mean, come on, It's a birdfeeder.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I know, but it's, it seemed like a fucking bear.
Metal pole that it just bentlike a toothpick.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Like so you're afraid it's going to come running up
into your subdivision.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I wish I could see that hit it with my van.
Do you know what to do?
Is it a brown bear or blackbear?
It's black.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Do you know what to do with a black bear?
Do you run or do you play dead?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's, it's.
You stand still right, are you?
you?
uh, i don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
It's one of the two.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
You just stand up really high.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Brown bears want you to run, or the brown bears want
you to play dead.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Black bears want you to run between a brown and a
grizzly.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
There's no difference .
400 pounds.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
No, they're the same.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Is it the same?
Yeah, i don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Brown bear, grizzly and bear are all the same.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Those are the regional names.
Oh, or the region.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, where they live .
Okay, so, like a poly, blackroly poly, a potato bug, and a
pill bug.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Black bears.
Black bears are what we have inWisconsin.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
You should have done bear facts instead of pill.
I just thought that was thatwas.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
You know, i might have missed one of them or two
of them, but I thought that wasinteresting.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
It was kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'll give you another fact next, in two weeks, since
you're not going to be here nextweek watching.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Bobber's Bob.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, i don't know what you're doing.
So you go on the lake, you goby yourself or you go with your
wife, you go with your wife,your kid, you kidfish.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Kid will come for some of that She gets bored.
She's like Oh, i think me backthat kind of why would you stay
out sitting on a boat doingnothing with mom and dad when
you could be up at the cabinwith your neighbor, friend and
whatever else?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
So yeah, So and then Tony is at his cabin, his
trailer park for the.
He's on vacation, middle classtrailer park for for this week
And he's like.
He's like I had.
I came here, I came here onvacation and you can't.
(44:54):
We asked them.
You're on vacation, but you'reworking.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
So he comes in.
I don't have a choice.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
My request for off was denied, So his wife made him
made a job happen the same timethey're on vacation at their
trailer park.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, so she's having a time of her life.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's just since hubby's not around
even.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
We could not get on the internet.
We tried calling her.
She did not answer the phone.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I saw she's having fun.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
She just called you back 20 minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yes, swim times over now.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
And then I saw Tony click on a couple options like
what I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
I sent her the quick text.
I'm in an estimate.
Call me later.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
You send that one to me all the fucking time You
asshole.
Now I know you aren't anestimate, you dick.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
No, when I send it I am, Otherwise I say I call you
back bullshit.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
No, you always estimate.
You always use it like I'llcall him at night.
At night, i'm in an estimate,can't answer the phone, what the
fuck?
And I believe you.
That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
I believe you, i'll start sending you pictures and
other people's.
I'm in an estimate.
This is Diane.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
See, that's, that's Diane.
There I'm in an estimate.
I swear it's still light in thehouse, i think you swear to God
you had it automated.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
for whatever I call it, just say it won't be weird
when I ask my potential customerCan I get a quick picture of
you?
Yeah, one of my buddies doesn'tactually believe that I'm in a
stranger's house right now.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
So I got to prove this is totally not weird at all
, it's normal.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I think now I'm going to ask for it.
Now I want to find out nexttime that you call, or prove it.
I want you to And I don't askyou to, but now that you
mentioned it, i want to prove.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
So now I got to ask the customer Do you by chance
have a copy of today's newspaperSo I can?
Speaker 2 (46:47):
actually know I want you to do is I want you to for
them to hold up the tile or theselection they made for what
you're going to do at the house.
And if they don't have aselection, i want you to have a
tape measure out measuring whatyou're going to be tiling.
Otherwise it's not legit.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
So my friend, who doesn't believe that I'm
actually in an estimate, askedfor a topless picture.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So I know we just met Mike, but I'm going to take my
shirt off and take a picture ofme.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
You got a powder room I could use so I could get the
right angle in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh my God, i don't want to see that, just want to
see what you're tiling.
I swear to God, you're not.
You're not in an estimate, orcould just be like you said your
fat thumbs.
Wait, did you say that?
or someone else say that?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Well, you did sounds like something that makes sense
for me.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
You did say you did text us a weird thing that
didn't make sense, and Chrissaid that was just him talking.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
He sent a picture of an order.
I go, I'm not going to open it,but it looks fine Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
I thought, okay, yeah, see,doesn't make sense to me.
Now it does.
That would have helped, but youknow whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
All right, Jay, pull us out of this train wreck.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
All right, you guys.
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They can shave that beard.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
It can shave anything .
Thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Peace out, we won't be here next week.
Okay, just to let you know.
Two weeks, two weeks.
Hopefully it's not a monthagain.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
So are you hoping enough people uses the man's
gate code and they eventuallyget in contact with us this
weekend.
You got to come back to three dimes.
I'm here with my pals Jay andTony.
We're going to talk about someshit, So stick around and listen
.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We basically talked about all of it on Tuesday, but
we'll find fear something.
Offered this today.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So for all of you watching on YouTube and Facebook
, we're live, we're freakinglive for you listening at home.
You had to wait, so that's fun.
We were talking about baddecisions.
I got to break into thissituation where I broke my phone
.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well you were talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I was walking around naked phone for a week with a
naked phone and I'm like thisthing is great, with no case.
It's like slides in and out ofmy pocket.
Good, it's smaller in my hand.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Just feels sexy.
Not having feels way better.
Right, I'm like this isfantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'm like this is.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And then I started noticing like yeah, every single
person has a case on theirphone.
Like nobody doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Right, i think I heard you import these cases
from China and almost make aliving at small street fair.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And I thought to myself like what's the scam?
Why do we all buy thesethousand dollar phones that
can't even withstand enough, sowe go out and spend between $6
and $23 on it or whatever, on afucking case for the thing?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Dude, you can spend crock money on a case.
So I got an order box for like80 bucks a week goes by and I'm
loving life.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
My phone comes my, my car, my van comes back, repairs
done, i can go get my case, butI'm like, no, i'm wearing.
I'm wearing shorts tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Like it feels so good in my back pocket.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm just going to slide this into my pocket.
Not with the case.
It's going to take up lessspace.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm surprised that's so much more room for activities
.
I'm surprised they don't make acrock case.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So I'm walking around all day I'm talking to my
family about it.
Hey, look at this naked phone.
What a crazy concept.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I can see it's already cracked.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I fucking dropped it.
End of the night called my Uber.
Boom, got the Uber set up.
I turn around to look for myfriends.
I go back to look at my phoneto see what the name of the Uber
guy is And it all went blank inmy head.
Dude, i don't remember whathappened, but I if I picked it
up off the ground and it wasbusted as hell.
(02:21):
Busted as hell, yeah.
You just see my phonecompletely shattered, won't work
at all.
It doesn't work at all.
Doesn't work, no display,nothing.
It's on.
Right now I can feel mythumbprint turn it on, but it's,
it's, it's dead.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Try putting it in rice for a day.
I'm going to tell you what.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So what I did is I was like I'll just call the fix
it people.
All right, they'll fix it, i'lltake it there, they'll fix it,
i'll come pay it, get up in anhour, it'll be great.
None of them have the partsthey need.
They want 250 bucks Fuck That'sby a new phone at that cost.
But then I find online thatthey sell the fucking general,
(03:00):
general authorized replacementpart for the Google phone.
So I ordered it.
It came today.
I'm going to replace a screen.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I've done that before on a phone, it's easy, you'll
love it Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
So I have.
So you think I should do ittonight after I get back from
the podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's like a two beer job Two beer.
A what A two beer job, a twobeer.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Two beer, two beer, two frescoes.
Yeah, so I have an iPhone andmy iPhone went through my dad's
snowblower and I still used it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
This is not.
I don't even understand.
How did it get?
I don't even understand.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Why did the snowblower?
If you want to, even want tohear the whole story, i'll tell
you really quick.
I was working for my dad, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Tell it under 40 minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I could tell you in under 40 seconds.
I was in his car, came homefrom the job, got out of the car
, fell out of my pocket into thesnow.
didn't realize it.
He snowblowed his fuckingdriveway And then all of a
sudden he was to the point wherehis car was smashed.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
He's the hot car.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He saw something go flying And then I guess I
realized my phone wasn't in mypocket And then I was like dad,
i think I dropped in yourdriveway.
And he's like, yeah, i foundthat's what went flying.
So I went through thesnowblower and it was totally
fine.
I just had to find it.
That was the hard part.
Is it shot at like 20 feet?
You got super lucky because itdefinitely could have got.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I wanted to send it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It took you 36 seconds to tell that story, by
the way.
So that was close to Does yourfather?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Does your father happen to own a Toro?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
snowblower to beat the shit out of me.
I think it's orange.
Does that help?
You should call him and ask him.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
My phone is Toro.
Snowblowers have their bladesare made out of rubber.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, this is, this was definitely metal.
It went through a metal one.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh yeah, oh well, here's the good It could have
got caught up in a chunk of snowand just chunked.
But the odds, or the odds, orit's just an iPhone.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They make the outsides better because the
inside sucks so bad, or it's aniPhone and you guys should
switch from Android shit toiPhones.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't get that thing.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And I wanted to send the story.
What is with the Apple peoplewho are just fucking obsessed
with people who don't haveiPhones for some reason?
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
A lot of things very cultish work better.
I was at the gym.
I was trying to send you guys atext saying I don't want fries,
french fries.
I sent it to you like eighttimes.
I kept coming back unable tosend, unable to send.
But I had like three otherpeople with iPhone sending me
texts.
Perfectly, i can send pictures,I can send videos, whatever I
wanted.
For some reason, didn't go toyour damn asses with the fucking
(05:51):
androids, because he gotandroids.
I feel, like that's a youproblem.
Could have been, but the factof the matter is, iphones
communicate better And if youwant to communicate with me
better, get an iPhone.
I'll stick with Android.
Okay, that's why we don't youknow, we don't communicate very
well.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I got a group of friends are all in the chat and
I'm the only non iPhone personin the chat.
There's like eight of us orsomething in this thing is a
text message chat And it comes.
they say everything looks allfucked up on their side because
every time I respond it'sdifferent and like it breaks up
the chat thread somehow on theirside and fucks everything up.
(06:29):
Yeah So they all harass me toget an iPhone.
So there's like this online appapparently you can use that
makes it look like you've got aniPhone.
It sends an I message insteadof a regular SMS text message
which fucks up their shit.
So I'm going to get this appand send them the message, and
then they're going to be like,finally you got an iPhone, and
(06:52):
I'm just going to say, yeah, idid So.
They'll shut the fuck up aboutme, my goddamn phone.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't get it.
I'm just trying to help yourlife out.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I don't understand why everyone cares You're not
trying to help our?
life out, you would havedropped.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Misery loves company.
I think that's what it is.
I'm not going to sit here andpretend like I don't actually
own two iPhones that are bothfunctioning.
They're garbage.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So I choose Sam's audio on to.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
We have our shop phones and iPhone, which which
my wife can't wait to get rid ofbecause it's such a hunk of
shit.
Well, you know, she has theiPhone before that, and I'll
tell you why.
We have the iPhone for ourbusiness.
It's that iPhone 14.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, if you have an eight it's going to be a
little bit of a difference.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Not much.
All they did was change thecamera And the size you laugh
with your fucking condescendinglaugh.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Wait, I wish the camera was on you when you do
that, but it wasn't.
It was on my fucking face.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You're your slow look away My iPhone.
I really think I didn't makethose.
They've only changed the camera.
Let's check.
That's it.
The guts are the same.
They're still using iPhonethree guts?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, probably, but you know what An iPhone is still
better.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I go, Chris.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
That's your problem, man, Yeah that must be a Samsung
camera.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, that's not an iPhone camera.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But the only reason we have iPhones for work is
because, with US cellular,iphone has an exclusive right to
Jesus fuck.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
His phone rang and everything went down, vibrated
and everything went down.
We missed that on camera too.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Fuck, I don't know how long this is going to last.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
US cellular has a visual voicemail that Apple has
exclusive rights to Meaning.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
it reads it off like a text message.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So the voicemails come in as a converted Chinese
text message, because none ofthe no talk to text understands
any.
Wisconsin accent.
They just they can't.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't know, the Google translates pretty legit.
It could do not.
North woods there.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But that's the only reason we have that, because all
the voicemails come through intext and we're due for a new
office line.
And she said she can't evendeal with the iPhone anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now she's been an iPhone and Samsung user, all
right Well you know the first or12 years now, first thing you
need to do is get a new fuckingInternet One thing I noticed is
that people who don't haveiPhones don't give a shit what
other people's phone is, andpeople who have iPhones really
fucking care what you're using.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like we can just be walking down the street, your
phone rings and if it's not aniPhone, people will spit at your
feet.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, we care about your guys.
The life's like your life is indanger.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You're like the pastor that dedicates his whole
life to telling everybody howgay people are going to hell and
you shouldn't get abortion.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I got a question.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I had a question, two things that don't bother him,
none of you just minds his ownfucking piss.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I had a question.
That's always the guy who getscaught with a dick in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I had a question asked to me.
I was like if I was stranded ona desert island, what would be
the one thing that I would want?
And I said an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I would have said my wife, No service.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's so many things that it could do.
It could build you.
It could teach you how to builda fort You know.
You could live off the land andlearn how to fish.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You think you're going to be out there like hey
Siri, Hey Siri.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I mean you get the first three days.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That is the fucking dumb shit.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
you would do The three days I get, instead of
saying I want a gun andunlimited ammo or a flashlight.
What if there is no animals tohunt?
You can't shoot fucking fishout of the water, you shoot
yourself because you're sofucking miserable.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I want a scratch and I want a gun and one bullet.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So an iPhone would have saved a lot of people's
life stranded on, Like you know,Tom Hanks in Castaway.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Gilligan's Island wouldn't have happened if he
would have used an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
He would have.
He would have married his wifeand she wouldn't have gone to
the doctor.
And you know, fuck them overwith.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
If only one of them fucking packages would have been
an iPhone for Well you knowwhat they say about that movie?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
They say that the package he didn't open was
actually like a huge survivalkit with everything he needed to
survive, far as making fire.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, he did survive.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, he did survive, but to make it easier for him
to survive.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I haven't seen the movie, but it looked like it had
a happy ending.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You never saw cast away He pops it open and it's a
fucking blow up doll thatexplodes out like a safety raft.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Ready for him.
They find out on the ball.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
My name's Jane, which is a big, wide, open mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Dude, you got to see castaway.
It's great, Oh man.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I saw it play about 400 times and I still fucking
hate Tom Hanks, the only goodthing he ever did was for a scum
.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I think that might be the one movie that has less
dialogue than that one of SandraBullock.
We watched Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
One of your favorite movies is catch me if you can,
and he's one of the maincharacters in it.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
So you're not pretending he's not in it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're lying.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Croc wearing, i fast forward to only Leo parts.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
How do you fast forward to win in the same frame
?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Did it in it, did it in it.
He goes, one night He goes onenight for a second to keep Tom
out.
But Tom Hanks is like this,blocking Tom with his schnaz.
What I closed.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
really, tom's got to be in here.
Come on, he doesn't need to bein here at this point.
I'm just done.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Like what.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
The diesel wasn't available.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
The only part Tony watches that show is when Leo's
character fucking destroys himand tricks the shit out of him
and gets away with a fake badge.
You heard?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
that part.
I watched the whole thing.
I just pretend I'm somewhereelse and I see Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Like on a desert island, ridiculous Deserted
Island in the middle of theocean.
Okay, so what would you, guys,if you had one thing?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What would you bring to a That's easy A gun and a
hooker.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's two.
That's two.
One thing Just a hooker then.
Okay, well then you got to feedher and keep her alive.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
No, because when I'm done with her she can turn in
the food.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
This fucking diabolical.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That is, keeping certain parts alive.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Just long enough.
You're keeping her alive andjust skinning pieces of skin off
her and eating.
Oh my God, i don't even want to.
Okay, chris, you know what I'mgoing to go back to that one?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, probably be like an axe or a hammer or a
multi tool.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Multi tool Maybe.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, that's one like a blade, nice long machete.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
For real Mine, mine would have to be fire or a net.
I need something to start fire.
Everything starts and ends withfire.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay, I think I could start a fire If you don't have
fire if you don't have fire,you're going to die from fucking
malaria.
Right, i can't even start afire.
You're going to be cold.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're going to be fucking wet.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
What's what's with dying from malaria?
Fire starter.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Keep away, keeps away .
Bucks Bugs won't.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well, the smoke does, but I guess, yeah, you don't
get smoke without fire, rightWord.
That's a tough one man, i don'tstand in the air all the time
Would you ever joke?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Would you ever do naked and afraid where they send
you out?
You get one item.
You got seven days.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, i'd have to pack on some LB's, though I
wouldn't want to go on in thisshape.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You'd want to have a few to burn, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Get real round.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I feel like that would actually be harder to do
if you were way overweight thanif you were just in between,
like kind of like you.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
But you could just lay there and just eat yourself
for a little bit.
Your body is just like yourbody.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well, you still have to get water.
You can't live, that's true,without water.
You can live for months withoutfood, but not a lot of months.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Okay, at least a month I learned from a true
prime podcast that you canactually live off of R Kelly
pissing in your mouth.
Your whole childhood Terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Terrible.
That's so gross, terrible.
But you guys watching naked andafraid shows.
I've watched them, i've seen it.
There's one called the last onestanding, and this is the first
one that are actually gettingpaid for someone being the last
one standing, obviously, butactually so you just got to last
like hundreds of days.
No, no.
That's what I thought they weregoing to do, but I don't know
(16:16):
what they're doing.
Everyone's supposed to be therefor 45 days.
I don't know how they're endingit.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's still going out.
The circle gets smaller and yougot to move more towards the
center and compete.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I don't know, but it's like one of the best naked
and afraid I've ever seen,because there's one guy in there
that everyone's fightingagainst which I love that guy I
want him to win.
His name is Jeff.
Anybody watching the naked andafraid show knows what we're
talking about.
I love, i like him, i hateeverybody else.
They're all fucking bitches.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I've thought about because I go to these.
I've gone to this musicfestival and I have a really
great time, but I imagine how itwould like a naked and afraid
episode where you drop a guyfrom, like Wall Street, in the
middle of this music festivalfor four days and give him like
60 bucks in a roll up sleepingbag.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Hit me at your woods gambling.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
And you got to, you got to make it through the whole
four days on that 60 bucks andyou got to find somewhere to
sleep each night.
You got to and you the guywould document, or a girl would
document it all you know like,and it'd be so out of their
element because they're fromlike Wall Street, where $60 gets
you a coke and a small, youknow, a small bagel or whatever.
(17:31):
You know what I'm saying.
So what do you think of thatidea, would you?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
would you be entertained by that?
I don't think enough peopleknow what goes on in those
concerts.
They understand the meaning ofbeing in that with such limited
resources Yeah.
I mean, i don't understand it.
You telling me right now itdoesn't make like.
I feel like uh, so how manytimes do you say days?
(17:56):
is this four days?
four days, and if you leaveyour out, you can't come back?
Sure, you can.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Sure, you could, but not in this show.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
That would actually be a great series where every
episode you took somebody andput them in their exact opposite
.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Like total opposite environment swap on Chappelle
show.
Yeah.
So now, instead of being, yeah,like undercover boss or
whatever, where you're like youare a Wall Street broker making
$14,000 a day, living on a highlife lifestyle where everyone
serves on you and there's therides ready, breakfast is ready,
water's hot, all the fucking,the whole thing.
(18:32):
Chirps press the nines rightAnd we put you inside of the
ghetto, where you got $36 tolast for you till Friday, where
you get paid and it's $84 thatyou're getting paid and you have
to navigate.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It's kind of like undercover boss.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, that'd be an interesting show.
To take someone who just iswilling to change their
lifestyles completely.
I guess it is kind of like wifeswap, so it's almost worse
where they put you in your housewith some other random fucker
who has all these rules andsituations.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
So I uh, where I hunt , um, we're a half hour from
what would be considered a bigcity, and that big city is
20,000 people, so a small, asmall suburb of Milwaukee,
pretty much, um.
And then the town that we huntin has a population of 300
(19:32):
people and their downtownconsists of two closed down
restaurants.
That have been many things overthe last 30 years I've been
going there, but never anythingthat lasted over two years.
They have a hotel Which is Arestaurant on the main floor and
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the second floor is a hallwaywith rooms and a shared bathroom
.
Now the hotel or the restauranthave never been open at the
same time and Currently out ofbusiness.
And then there's two bars.
So the only place you have togo eat is at one of these bars.
(20:18):
So the farm that we hunt, thatis about a six minute drive from
downtown and We were talking tothe farmers kid Who is in his
30s And He said, oh, what y'alldoing today?
said, oh, we're gonna go in tothe bar and get cheeseburger and
(20:43):
He goes.
I heard they're real good.
I've never been in the town.
That's ridiculous, and me andmy brother look at each other
like what do you mean?
you never been in town.
He's like I never really leftthe farm.
He's like He goes.
And I was little, my parentstook me into a city one time to
(21:03):
go to a doctor, but I've neverbeen in town.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
That's crazy.
Throw that guy in New York Cityor.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
And that dude, that dudes.
I mean he married his neighbor,but he's like a married dude
with a kid, like they have theirkids at their house, like Don't
go to fucking doctors, theydon't go fucking school.
That's crazy is live in thisfucking.
Now take that dude and Give himsix hundred dollars Yeah, like
(21:37):
a big six hundred dollars andhe's like, holy fuck, like I got
a farm, 400 acres, for half aseason to get this kind of cash.
Yeah and tell me he's got alast one week without leaving
Down town Chicago.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, god, dude, you wouldn't make it.
You wouldn't make it a week.
No way, not in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
There's no way you'd be sucking dicks by Tuesday.
There's no to get a hotel money.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
There's no way cuz yeah hotels to get you for one,
but you could.
You could stay in like uh, whatdo they call him?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
B and B.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
No, where you, It's like a commune, but it's not a
coming.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I can't think of the name Like a boarding house Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Where you like.
You said where it's like threerooms, the share bathroom, share
room.
You get a bunk you rent out for$35.
You get a bunk and a locker,you know, and there's a bathroom
around the corner and there'sfour people, five people, in the
same room halfway house $35 forhow long?
for a day They have thosehostels.
A hostel where you just well, ahotel room is 385 bucks and you
(22:45):
get a queen size room and 312square feet in a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
So I mean your life.
You take a bunch of roacheshome with you.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Your life's better.
Sure, but you could do it.
Take a bunch of roaches, butyou'd have to sleep on the
street, on the, on the L orsomething.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, as long as it's summertime, i mean do you got
Mr Mr Flix's number?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Mr Flix, yeah, net Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No, I don't have them , but that's a great idea for a
show.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Dude, we need to do this.
Is anybody famous watching?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, there's a lot of famous people watching.
They just don't like to comment.
They're so famous.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Don't forget to hit the like if you are watching.
hit the subscribe and thenotification bell so you don't
forget us for your next timeYou're looking for something to
watch on the internet.
We've got hundreds of episodesof this trash.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
We've been, we've been around for four years.
Yeah, guys, four, four years.
I mean I don't even have a kidthat that I had, my youngest is
not even.
I don't even know what I wastrying to say there.
It's a long time.
That's what I'll try to say.
Um, it's just, it's painful.
This, this, this weather I'mgoing through.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So I got a, a thing I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm trying to not.
He wasn't at therapy for aminute.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So it hurts so bad on the inside.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I'm a.
I'm officiating a 10 yearmarriage renewal ceremony,
Renewing your vows.
Someone who was at the weddingthat I officiated recommended me
to these people.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I know them.
Are we inviting sort of I'veonly got my mitzvah gigs since
mine.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
They did say that I couldn't, i could invite some
family or maybe a friend or twoto come to the ceremony and have
dinner.
And they're just having like 60people at their house the
ceremony dinner in the garagekind of thing, you know, and
dancing and music, right, buthow cool is that?
So I got to go through thewhole thing again.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
How much you charging ?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
them.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to not chargeWhat And go with the feel
donation.
feel free to pay me whateveryou feel My services feels right
.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, i don't need to , Whatever feels right.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
But yeah, so they call me two nights ago and
they're like, hey, You got yourecommended and they like they
don't know anything of what todo.
They got married 10 years ago.
They barely remember it.
Then I'm like, so do you have,like, your follows?
you want me to read or you wantto read them?
Oh yeah, we should do somethinglike that.
I'm like do you want to do likea, a candle thing, or hammer
(25:30):
nails into a piece of wood orsomething that signifies
whatever, i don't know, andthey're like I don't know, Got
some old balsa wood I can bringover to you guys.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You can crowd each other in half.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'm like basically, okay, I'm just going to be like
an emcee, You guys figure outwhat you want for the party.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Are you going to wear the Gallagher?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
outfit.
I'll.
I'll wear a dress.
I mean, if you want me dressedup like a circus clown and you
want me to run this like achurch carnival, I'll do that.
I'm in, Let's do it.
This sounds great, So I'mpretty excited about it actually
.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
But they have an opening act.
They have All right.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
The wedding you went to you're here for today is to
remind yourselves of the 10years that you've been married.
I'm going to introduce you tomy friend over here.
They call them the white KevinHart.
He's here to read off his iPad.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
He's only going to be up for a couple of minutes, so
don't worry, it's a quick one,pulling Gatorades out of his
jacket, ready to go on stage.
Cause he's saying cause I quit,Not quit, Cause you know I'm
not a quitter.
Stop drinking for a while Justto get my my, my ball bearing is
in in good shape, So I couldstill roll down the hill, Cause
(26:46):
I'm getting old man.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So I accepted the gig .
We didn't talk money.
I should be a good time.
It's in like two and a halfweeks or three weeks.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So you uh, you having like a DJ band.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I'm not having there, having someone.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
If you're going to officiate it, you got to bring
all the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I know I told them kind of too.
I was like, just like, i mean,i'm not going to plan your
wedding, but I'll participate.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
And then, once it's dinner time, i'm drinking beers
and having fun, Like there's acouple of key phrases you can
use to make yourself sound likeyou've done this a million times
.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Well, they asked, and I was like to be frank.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
this is only my second time, Anyone's ever asked
me to do this, Cause you got touse phrases like well, what we
usually do is typically we would.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, most of the time, what people will choose is
now that it's going to be agood time, i'm pretty excited
about it.
I don't know if I'm going tolike rent a talk, so if I'm
going to go casual cowboy, idon't know what I'm going to do
If they don't say I might gosomething go full out I can't
roll, didn't whatever?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
roll the arm thing three foot hat.
What is?
what is cowboy?
I don't know.
I dress up like a cowboy,fucking cowboy boots cool.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Bowel tie, real tight jeans.
A hat that's like too tall forwhere I am, not a bow tie, one
of those Bolo, yeah, stir upthings, or whatever they are.
Yeah, one of them shirts that'sgot like extra padded leather
on the shoulders for all thehard work that I do with tassels
on the arms kind of leather.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Big hand polished piece of turquoise.
Yeah, bolo child.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah.
I'll wear my support.
The American farmer belt.
Buckle with my belt buckle beltI've got.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I regret asking now because you had like this whole
like planned out.
I have to get all of thesethings except for the support
American farmers belt bucklethat I got.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Would you do that, Jay?
do you think you'd be good infront of a crowd like that?
You guys are seeing me in frontof a crowd.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
No well, that's a wild ass crowd.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Unless I have a band behind me and I'm singing.
No, i'd be, i'd be terrible.
I'm not good at public speaking.
It's like my that's.
One of my worst fears is havingto stand in front and that's I
mean.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's probably a few of a lot of people have tens
and thousands of subscribers,yeah, but I can't listen to us.
I can't see him.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I see is a fucking white wall writer and a fucking
TV and that helps you.
Tony's boobs on his foot.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I don't see anything I don't like.
I see the people looking at meand if I feel like the night I
entertained, So you freeze onSkype calls makes me nervous.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's got to be my internet.
It's not me, i swear.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Talking about Skype, we are.
We're going to start bringingsome guests in here to entertain
you guys more, a little bit.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That's right, you had a guest.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I have, i have.
I have one guy in the lineupthat I don't want to talk about.
Right now but I mean anybody.
I just I think that we broughtmore to the show than just just
scattering our stories.
I think that kind of would youknow, like next week we're going
to have this, next week we'regoing to have that.
(30:29):
I think it would help to createsome It might be interesting to
try it out, i would say forsure.
Well, we had the last time whenthe Tony and I talked about this
, talked about it when you leftand Tony was like this is the
first time that I heard him sayis like I'm going to be like.
I never was into this J, but Ithink we started.
we got to start bringing peopleguests in.
Remember that?
(30:49):
Or did you remember that?
Or was I just drunk andimagined you saying that?
Cause you're looking at me verystone face, like I have no idea
what you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Did I look like a unicorn when you said that Yeah.
No, I remember talking about it.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
You still do that?
Oh no, we're going to do alittle revamping.
Why do you have jduborg in yourhand?
I don't know what this is.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Oh, that's from Chris , from last time.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, i think your home is waiting.
this website from my pen pal.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Okay, i got jworg and these mess with down.
What's going on?
No, i'll go back to what I wassaying.
Answer what I was saying.
A question.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Um, yeah, well, I think, uh, i think a quick
little revamp is is much needed.
I think we reformat,restructure, rename and start
from scratch with something evenbetter than what we've done.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Meat hammer chronicles episode one is in our
future, i think you still?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I mean, are you into that meat?
hammer chronicles.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I mean, it was probably one of the best names I
ever came up with.
It's good.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I can only imagine the logos we could come up with
Meat hammer chronicles.
I mean, you could just use asimple meat tenderizing hammer.
You could use a wood one, steelone, you could use the words
meat hammer, you could do meathammer chronicles, three words.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
So first off the thing that I think about when I
hear that name and I have noidea what the fuck me see.
I'm thinking of guys thatprepare or slaughter animals and
and and feet or give them likea butcher or something like a
butcher's podcast.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
That's what I think of meat hammer chronicles or I
just think a guy's talking abouttheir dicks.
I guess Yeah, If you want tolook at that way you know, the
thing is is when we were tryingto figure out a name for this
before I even knew you, before.
I even signed up for any datingservices or farmers only uh, me
(32:54):
, jay, and somebody who willremain unnamed because he's a
bitch.
uh, texted back and forthobsessively for about two weeks.
Yeah, and I bet you, i textedin 500 names.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Well, i mean that's a little exaggerated, but yeah,
there were a lot.
I said let's take it Sometimesdozens at a time.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
No I don't know And that's the only name I remember
and I'm the one who came up withthree.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Well, you know, you didn't come up with three dimes
on a text.
You came up with it when wewere all together in the room.
Maybe I'm almost positive Wewere like you said it.
You said it and we're like,yeah, that sounds fucking great.
I swear to God, we were face toface when we were talking about
it.
Yeah, Well, that's beside thepoint.
People don't want to hear that.
They don't give a shit.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Nobody gives a fuck about what.
No, how this was created.
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I mean the directions it's going especially the four
years to do anything.
Oh man, It's coming along man.
I mean we're getting a littlebetter at it.
How come my shoulder looks likethe guy from Snoopy?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
This is funny because you say we're getting better at
it, and then you immediatelyget distracted.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
It looks like Charlie Brown shirt.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Slowly touching your shoulder, asking why it looks
like Snoopy Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I might think I'll bet you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Puma's made a collab with Crocs.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
The Puma croc.
Maybe that sounds like a goodidea.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I want to go back to this.
I don't understand why crocsdoesn't make other shit.
I might buy a croc.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I searched up croc phone case and they don't exist.
Why don't they make other shitThey got?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
the rubber They got, they could make, they got the
name Like why couldn't these,instead of be cost, they could
be crocs and they could be allfoamy and full of holes.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, it'd be awesome .
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think it's this.
You know it's the same thingthat goes with construction.
Don't be handy man.
Stick with your good at.
You know I'm good at tile.
I ain't going to try fuckingstudying your walls or laying
carpet.
Stick with the shoes Tile stick, stick with the shoes, stick
with the shoes.
I mean that's, that's what'sselling.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Damn going fishing this week, next week.
That's why I'm not going to behere.
Go in the ocean and the biggestlake.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, that's the only thing that would get me excited
if it was the ocean, otherwiseI probably asked me to fish all
the time and I'm like you catchthe same goddamn fish every time
.
It's just like a like acentimeter bigger, smaller fish.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's it's fishing Eagle.
Flies over, catches a fish Istill don't really pack it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Be careful, max.
Some of those boats have holesin them.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Nothing makes you feel more American.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Dude, you turn on some Tom Petty on the Bluetooth
speaker crack a beer, it doesn'teven matter.
Sure, i will Like what.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Bluegill or sunfish or like panfish.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
three dozen of them a day, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Three, you catch 48 of them.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Well, three dollars and 36,.
But yeah, you snap them up allday, dude, it's great, i almost
agree with you for like onesecond.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
There was like one second where I'm like wow, jase,
good at math.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I'm thinking to myself, like what does this guy
think?
I'm going to go out at nightand do it too, instead of just
the day.
That is a lot of fish, though,no you snap up fish all day, so
it's a ton of fun.
You're pulling a fish off ahook every 15 minutes maybe.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I don't want to get in this debate about salt and
fresh.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It's a blast.
Throw a bobber on her.
Pretend like you know whatyou're doing.
Change the height of the bobber, get some deeper fish.
It's great dude.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Take the bobber off, throw it down, grab yourself a
catfish.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Go out on a boat not bigger than this fucking table,
a little motor on the back of it.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, it's going to sink like my.
It's great Situation in Florida.
That would be great, wouldn'tthat be?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
fun.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
The city you go to.
The.
Because it's underwater no,it's not, It's dry now, I think.
I mean there's, there's deadpeople they haven't found yet.
So that's an issue Thecrocodile or alligators, I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I got pulled out to the ocean, bro.
They got planktoned, planktoned.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Little itty bitty, bitty, bitty bites at a time got
eaten up into fish food.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yeah, they're much less than the mold people begin
with.
When they're in Florida that'sa hot place to die.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
You're funny.
It's the retirement capital ofthe world.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah, Runner ups Arizona.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Is it really?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, that's not my grandparents.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
So yeah, going up North whole week long a little
500 square foot, two bedroom,one bath cabin with my in-laws.
So not like this.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
My wife, my kid.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I know this is like the eighth or ninth year we've
gone.
Apparently this is going to bethe last year, though They sold
the actual con, or like resort,as condos to people, so we might
not be going up there anymore.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
That's sad, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, there's like a million lakes.
It's been legit man.
It's a pretty legit situation.
But trying to think of what wewere thinking about but it's too
far away and too expensive.
How much, i don't know.
They were pretty expensive.
They were pretty damn expensive?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Were they over 50 Gs?
Yeah, they were up there.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
They're nice And it's not really nice, you think a
condo out.
There is under 50,000 dollarsYeah non air conditioned furnace
, small water heater, smallbedrooms, small living room.
I mean it's a cabin on stilts,no basement, crawl space, no
attic.
It's tiny, there's like 400square feet or something.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So a storage building you get at Home Depot already
made.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
On a beautiful piece of land on a lake though.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
What lake?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's big St Germain, which is a pretty big.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
St.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Germain.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Like Eagle River.
how do you say St Germain?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, we stay there, like I said every year, And
that's going to be sad to see itgo.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
But yeah, this should like St Germain Eagle River.
Minak was all fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Super expensive stuff .
But it's great What we do.
It's great for what we do.
We go up there one week.
You pay a lot.
I mean it's expensive per night.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Is that is your like?
no, no, well, you have a mortar, so never mind, i was going to
say no mortar like no, there'sthere.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
St Germain is a big lake, it's a town, you can,
there's people, but they're bigfish lines with, like, all the
fucking walleye hooks on themand fan out and fish Do that in
that lake.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's a big one.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
It's a pretty big lake.
Like I have a fifth.
it's a 15 horsepower littleboat we run, or her dad runs it.
You better hope that shit ain'tchoppy.
You can it's.
yeah, i mean you can.
you can maybe run the wholelake in a day and all I mean
it's it's pretty big A day.
I mean maybe not, but with thislittle motor if you just ran
(40:23):
the coast all around it maybe Imean it's big dude You can run
straight across it.
Maybe I take you like 45minutes though in this little
boat, but you're only going likea.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
What a knot in a half or so.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
But yeah, these waves man.
you look at them and you'relike Oh, that's nothing.
You get out there and you'refucking in.
Oh man, you're rolling yourweight in this little boat to
try to keep yourself level.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
So do you stay?
you stay towards the shore.
No, I go the waves aren't sofucking crazy.
I fucking go right at it, dude,i'm pretty confident in what I
got going on, but it it'ssketchy as shit It's sketchy as
shit.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
But then what we do is we like to go to this one,
like I think I can't rememberwhat the fuck it's called Lake
content.
It's through the channel,through the, and it's just a
short little channel, but it'sjust fucking mirror, mirror,
smooth.
There's fucking like 20families of Eagles that live on
(41:24):
this lake.
They're every American Eagles,bald Eagles or whatever.
They're everywhere.
There's like 15 residents onthis lake.
Otherwise it's all just fuckingwoods.
It's legit.
It's a great place to fuckingchill out.
It sounds fun, how far away fromhow many hours It's damn near
in the UPS, so it's like fivehours, five and a half hours
(41:45):
north of here.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
It's a haul.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
So we leave Saturday, come back Saturday, spend a
whole week.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
They got, they got, so they got bears there and
wolves Sure.
Sure And coyotes.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Absolutely Mountain lions.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Maybe I mean, yeah, it's up there, dude Pumas.
I just think that's a mountainlion duplicates.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Some people over the neonhabitude Dragons Do it.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, no more.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
That's all the animals There aren't anymore,
There's a lot of golf courses, Alot of did we talk about the
bear that was in New BerlinCalling?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
No, I heard about that.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Causing havoc.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I heard it But it's, it's actually right.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
by my cousin's house, like his neighbors, found bird,
bird bear shat bear shite.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
What do they call that?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Skat, i think I guess I don't know, but they have
some of the houses around therehave trail camps and they catch
the bear tearing down theirtheir bird high up bird feeder,
just ripping the shit out of itLike it's a metal pole.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
It's on with their.
I mean, come on, It's a birdfeeder.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I know, but it's, it seemed like a fucking bear.
Metal pole that it just bentlike a toothpick.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Like so you're afraid it's going to come running up
into your subdivision.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
I wish I could see that hit it with my van.
Do you know what to do?
Is it a brown bear or blackbear?
It's black.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Do you know what to do with a black bear?
Do you run or do you play dead?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
It's, it's.
You stand still right, are you?
you?
uh, i don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
It's one of the two.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
You just stand up really high.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Brown bears want you to run, or the brown bears want
you to play dead.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Black bears want you to run between a brown and a
grizzly.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
There's no difference .
400 pounds.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
No, they're the same.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Is it the same?
Yeah, i don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Brown bear, grizzly and bear are all the same.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Those are the regional names.
Oh, or the region.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, where they live .
Okay, so, like a poly, blackroly poly, a potato bug, and a
pill bug.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Black bears.
Black bears are what we have inWisconsin.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
You should have done bear facts instead of pill.
I just thought that was thatwas.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
You know, i might have missed one of them or two
of them, but I thought that wasinteresting.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
It was kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'll give you another fact next, in two weeks, since
you're not going to be here nextweek watching.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Bobber's Bob.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah, i don't know what you're doing.
So you go on the lake, you goby yourself or you go with your
wife, you go with your wife,your kid, you kidfish.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Kid will come for some of that She gets bored.
She's like Oh, i think me backthat kind of why would you stay
out sitting on a boat doingnothing with mom and dad when
you could be up at the cabinwith your neighbor, friend and
whatever else?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
So yeah, So and then Tony is at his cabin, his
trailer park for the.
He's on vacation, middle classtrailer park for for this week
And he's like.
He's like I had.
I came here, I came here onvacation and you can't.
(44:54):
We asked them.
You're on vacation, but you'reworking.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
So he comes in.
I don't have a choice.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
My request for off was denied, So his wife made him
made a job happen the same timethey're on vacation at their
trailer park.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, so she's having a time of her life.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's just since hubby's not around
even.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
We could not get on the internet.
We tried calling her.
She did not answer the phone.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I saw she's having fun.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
She just called you back 20 minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Yes, swim times over now.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
And then I saw Tony click on a couple options like
what I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
I sent her the quick text.
I'm in an estimate.
Call me later.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
You send that one to me all the fucking time You
asshole.
Now I know you aren't anestimate, you dick.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
No, when I send it I am, Otherwise I say I call you
back bullshit.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
No, you always estimate.
You always use it like I'llcall him at night.
At night, i'm in an estimate,can't answer the phone, what the
fuck?
And I believe you.
That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
I believe you, i'll start sending you pictures and
other people's.
I'm in an estimate.
This is Diane.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
See, that's, that's Diane.
There I'm in an estimate.
I swear it's still light in thehouse, i think you swear to God
you had it automated.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
for whatever I call it, just say it won't be weird
when I ask my potential customerCan I get a quick picture of
you?
Yeah, one of my buddies doesn'tactually believe that I'm in a
stranger's house right now.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
So I got to prove this is totally not weird at all
, it's normal.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
I think now I'm going to ask for it.
Now I want to find out nexttime that you call, or prove it.
I want you to And I don't askyou to, but now that you
mentioned it, i want to prove.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
So now I got to ask the customer Do you by chance
have a copy of today's newspaperSo I can?
Speaker 2 (46:47):
actually know I want you to do is I want you to for
them to hold up the tile or theselection they made for what
you're going to do at the house.
And if they don't have aselection, i want you to have a
tape measure out measuring whatyou're going to be tiling.
Otherwise it's not legit.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
So my friend, who doesn't believe that I'm
actually in an estimate, askedfor a topless picture.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So I know we just met Mike, but I'm going to take my
shirt off and take a picture ofme.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
You got a powder room I could use so I could get the
right angle in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh my God, i don't want to see that, just want to
see what you're tiling.
I swear to God, you're not.
You're not in an estimate, orcould just be like you said your
fat thumbs.
Wait, did you say that?
or someone else say that?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Well, you did sounds like something that makes sense
for me.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
You did say you did text us a weird thing that
didn't make sense, and Chrissaid that was just him talking.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
He sent a picture of an order.
I go, I'm not going to open it,but it looks fine Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
I thought, okay, yeah, see,doesn't make sense to me.
Now it does.
That would have helped, but youknow whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
All right, Jay, pull us out of this train wreck.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
All right, you guys.
We appreciate you coming andlistening to three dimes.
Remember like subscribe.
Tell you friends, we need allthe help we can get.
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They can shave that beard.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
It can shave anything .
Thanks guys.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Peace out, we won't be here next week.
Okay, just to let you know.
Two weeks, two weeks.
Hopefully it's not a monthagain.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
So are you hoping enough people uses the man's
gate code and they eventuallyget in contact with us this
weekend.
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