June 27, 2023 • 46 mins
Ever wondered how unique podcast sponsors are secured? Or did you know that pill bugs possess some incredible abilities? Buckle up as we embark on a laughter-filled journey discussing everything from fascinating insect facts to the strange world of fashion during pride month. In this episode, we share some hilarious stories about our past sponsors, reminisce about Jay's dad's callused hands, and learn a thing or two about the science behind car subframes, all while keeping the laughs rolling.
As we dive deeper into the world of insects, we also touch upon the intriguing realm of driving, from anxiously waiting to turn left to the sound of horns and trains blending into the background noise. You won't want to miss our hilarious chat about the scent of our homes and the cats that live there, the lady with her untrainable wild jungle cats, and the carpet covered in cat pee that couldn't be saved. Plus, discover Tony's brother Joe, who can't smell anything - not even bad farts.
Lastly, we explore the hilarity of pride month and the world of crocs. From charm-filled giblets to the infamous Ziggy Stardust, we cover it all. We debate whether Chris should've been called a "home record" and discuss the outrageous prices of Balenciaga crocs. So join us for an unforgettable episode packed with laughter, obscure facts, and memorable stories. Trust us; you won't want to miss out on this one!
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
All right, all right, all right so anyway, jay, that
That's how you do that.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay, wait now, let's just do our little intro real
quick.
We are the three dines spent acouple weeks since we've been
here, and I First off.
When I first came here, imissed both of them.
I grabbed Tony's titty and Ishook Chris's hand.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, he shook my hand and I, weak handed in.
I was so unexpected.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So I don't know if what I liked better was did you
do the limp hand I weak hand hesqueezed, where I basically
crushed his fingers.
Yeah, like you try to, you tryto pronounce.
I didn't get a good connect.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know you need that good Thumb finger,
forefinger connect you haven'tshook a hand.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's how you shook Jay's dad's hand.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah well his.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Scott can shake a hand.
It's not a normal hand, it'slike Polish Armenian will rip
the digits right Armenianbecause, of the hair, because of
the hair.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, his hand is basically a giant Callus.
It's not even a hand, it islike, and it hurts when he cuts
himself, he's, he's got to cuthim, literally cut himself, or
to get blood to come out He'sgot to cut through an inch of
callus before he hits the actualskin.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Why does he dizzy drain in blood now?
Wait a minute, go back.
What, what?
he when he needs to get bloodout.
Is he kind of?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm saying if there's a situation here where he
accidentally swiped his handwith a box cutter while he was
doing something at work andCan't go deep enough go deep
enough, because it doesn'tcalluses are, it's all the palm
hair, i mean, i think, the box.
The box cutter would.
Would would snap before itwould get Internally into his
(01:55):
skin, where he would cause youthink that oh, 80 gauge spring
steel and a box cutter wouldn'tmake it through your dad's Cal.
I would break.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It'd be like butter, just couldn't get deep.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's how he breaks and gets the new blade.
He just sticks it in a callusand twists it, all right.
So we are three dimes.
We've I've already said that,but, yeah, several times I
Wanted to just say that we had,over the past couple weeks,
we've we've gotten a lot ofactive sponsors that wanted to
(02:25):
sponsor us and we are not goingfor something just you know,
mondane or something thateveryone has, like manscape or
anything that we're looking fororiginality.
We're looking for someone thatdoesn't on something is not on
every podcast platform.
So we're looking for some, forsome good, what would you call
some new talents some newtalents there.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, so are you saying that our prior sponsor?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Tony's total donations stop paying.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, they were actually bought out by the cum
dumpery.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
They all the local dispenser Disposaries.
They go Your donation sites,they get all corporate they sell
?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I know they sell all bodily fluids by the bucket man.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So compete?
little guy can't compete.
So who do?
you got Jay.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So not having any sponsors is hard.
But again, you know manscapecom, slash three dimes, it'll save
20%.
In case you're wondering, thatwas the original plan, but it
still can probably do that.
I don't know.
Well, we'll find out once weget that first check, but I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
What do we get?
like 2%, yeah, of their orderto Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I think their third order only or something.
There's a zero somewhere there.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I heard they're paying us an accessories for the
razor We have to buy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, i mean you also have to, i think, if we shave
ourselves on camera example, ifthat, if this razor can cut your
hair, yeah, keep you cleanshaving that's an advert.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, okay, so we'll have.
Everyone else only needs one.
Jay could maybe use to wellhave a double fisted shaving,
just to keep it clean.
He's.
He's passing one razor afterthe other.
It's just for a moment ofbaby's.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We'll have a razor here and then we'll test how
long it lasts For every shave Ido for the next month and a half
.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
We'll have to explain to the audience that it is not
a time-lapse video.
That Is, this was only a 45minute episode and the man has a
full beard again.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Not true, not true.
The a Chris, did you pull upthat thing that I can quick look
at please?
So how are you guys?
How was your break frompodcasting be in your faces on
on YouTube and Facebook?
Are you enjoying the fact thatyou didn't have to come here and
trim up bit?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, look, because you were here.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You were dirty when we got here, tony, and you did
change, which I didn't think youwere going to every.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Every Thursday.
I just came and sat in thischair for two and a half hours
and just talked to yourself, orhow did it go Like?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
how did?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
what?
That was it.
Yeah, i just sat here waitingfor you guys.
Oh well, that's he never showed.
That's disappointing.
Reminds me of my childhoodwaiting for my father.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So wait, you were here, yeah, during the day.
No, I was here at 6, 30 andthen, when we got here, the
internet's not working right,what did?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
yeah, no, every Thursday I got here at 6 30 and
I just sat here waiting.
Oh, like every once, log, getup and look out the window.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
With the headphones on, like you got to talk into
the mic.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Talking to the money's window his window is
currently Blocked by a box truck, by the way, so he's a liar.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So I appear box and a box truck.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, well, that was the reason for getting better
internet, because we're not onyours, we're on my hotspot and
my hotspot only works.
There's our internet.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
In the window.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It only worked up there and I needed to.
I need some height on it.
So I put on Tony's prizedtrophy and then on top of the
new glow, glorious glasswhatever you, how do you say
Beer box.
But I wanted to do a littletiny segment real quick to get
things going.
It's a Fun facts with Jay areuseless facts.
I Want to ask you guys aquestion real quick.
(06:31):
Okay, now, this is something Ididn't hear forever, and when my
I'm, my I think it's my son andasked me this, he's like okay,
i want to just say the word andthen tell me what, what it is.
Did you look at this?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Well, I just clicked it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So, what this word means to us Did you look at it?
You're not looking at arearight now, because I saw you
peeking at my phone.
You can see the side of yourphone.
Stop looking at it.
Okay, rollie pollie I It's abug.
Okay, what did you ever hearthat word before?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
No, I wanted to try to rhyme with it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And it was a sandwich shop in about 2004 that failed
quickly in Waukesha, wisconsin,that I did the floors in.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Rolly Polly Gocomole.
Rolly Polly Gocomole, That'swhat I would think of.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, so you never heard of that.
You have, what type of bug is aRolly Polly?
Because I've never heard anyonecall this.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
They got many different names.
Yeah, what's the name?
Okay, now do you know what apotato bug is, chris, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A beetle.
There you go.
Actually, i want to use somefacts about that, which please
do Now.
You're wrong, but it's verymisunderstood that the potato,
the for me is potato bug.
I don't know why.
I've never heard the RollyPolly thing before My wife has.
Maybe it's an age thing, do youthink My wife knows?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
she's the same fucking age as you.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It doesn't make any sense.
She's like me and you were likethree weeks apart.
You're like a mass three yearage difference.
You guys don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Maybe the late, late November of 1980.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's switched over.
Maybe it's because we wereallowed to go outside when we
were kids.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You guys don't know that my wife is five years
younger than me.
No, yes, no way.
You never knew that.
Yeah, she's.
No, she's very far from 40.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So she must be listening.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't know It doesn't show on the on the chat.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So very far from 40.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So after I heard this , i'm like fuck, i want to know
what else I don't know aboutfucking potato bugs, which I
always thought they were Tosa bygarage First off.
They got tons of names.
I think one of the biggestnames that everyone calls them
is the.
I just had it potato bug.
No, not potato bug.
(08:50):
Actually, it's the pill bug,called the pill bug.
That's weird, okay.
So here's the first fact It'snot actually a bug at all.
It's not a bug, okay, it's acrustacean.
How did you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Because they're hard on the outside.
So they got an exo, exoskeleton like a crab, you are
right.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That.
That's not a.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's not why, Yeah it is Actually they are more
closely related to shrimp, crabsand crayfish than they are to
ants or other insects.
Is that fucking weird?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Ants have exo skeletons.
They do have exo exo.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
They're not so That's bones are in the inside, with
with a crunchy layer of skinaround it, he eats them.
These, these bugs of bones areon the outside like a crawfish
tail, and ants bones are on theoutside.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh wait, ants have an exo skeleton, that's why they
can lift hundreds of times theirweight.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you might be right about that.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, well, that's not okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Let's talk about your shrimp Shrimp.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay.
Next fact they don't urinate.
Okay, quite simply, they don'tneed to humans and other animals
urinate to rid their bodies ofwaste containing ammonia.
These bugs don't need to dothat because they have a high
tolerance for ammonia.
Rather than excrete it, ammonia, through urination, they
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release it as a gas throughsmall holes in the shell And get
, so they release their pee asgas as gas.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, our Kelly style right in the mouth of the other
potato bugs, preferably theyounger ones.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Think of that.
You're you're good with this.
You know, i just give you somefacts and Tony said some stupid
shit.
That's funny.
Okay, they, okay, i don't knowabout this fact.
They don't have a job to do.
They do it well.
And yeah, i don't even want toread that one.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They have no job.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, they don't do anything.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't I mean, do they airate?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
for plants?
They do nothing.
They mainly eat decaying plantmatter.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, and then they die, and then they become dirt.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, they, yeah, they died decaying, but blah,
blah, blah.
Any new?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
since my kid puts them on the sidewalk and they
fry in the sun.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I think that was it Okay.
So there's only a couple facts.
But I did the crustacean thingAnd the fact that they don't
urinate was weird to me.
And then all these differentnames for a pill bug.
I did not appeal bug Yeah.
(11:27):
So there's your fun facts fortoday, guys.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So tell your kids what you call it Holy brilliant,
jay.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh, i'll bring those every week for you.
If you guys really want to knowthings about useless not or
useless knowledge, i will notafraid to bring it all insects.
six legged bugs have excos See,your wife is so smart
exoskeletons.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Hey, the wife is watching.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Insects don't have bones.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Tony, she's spying.
Yeah, but we were using bonesas we said bone or the bones as
an example of like their skin isthe bone, the frame, if you
will.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I agree with neither one of them.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh, speaking of frames, the subframe on my van
completely shredded and the tirefell off.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
sounds cool.
So the car rides on a frame,right, it sits in the,
everything's bolted the body,everything's bolted to the frame
.
And then there's a subframethat connects the frames
together, yeah, and the enginesmounted to it and the
transmissions mounted in there.
And then there's wheels, thingsthat align your wheels, so when
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you turn, they turn, when yougo, they don't go away ball
joints, tie rods, all that fun.
CV boots and such.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, swing arms.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
So I just had gotten back from riding 77 miles an
hour, fully loaded with threehippies worth of camping gear
flying through central Illinoisand back, probably like 500 600
miles of cruising on the highway.
I park it, i get all my stuffout of it, my wife takes it to
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work the next day and I forgetexactly the sequence.
But she drives about 15 totalmiles before she goes to a stop
sign and goes to accelerate outof that stop sign and the frame
literally ripped.
The subframe ripped open,causing all the pins that are
connecting everything to comeapart in the wheel and CV boot
(13:38):
and everything to go crashingoff to the side.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Did you immediately call car max and get your over
the phone offer?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Dude, how in the hell did I take this thing?
If this would have, this was athing.
It's not like a wear and tearpart.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It was.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
it was Indiana dirt, binding everything together A
piece of metal like a quarterinch tube frame that holds the
support weight of your engines.
One of its four cornerscompletely tore dude.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So you're trying to say that you are on or you are
lucky and your wife is unlucky?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I think it's so hard for me to say, but I'm very
grateful that it happened.
It was driving here and down ablock away from home instead.
Of wait, wait you said threepeople and all our shit going 70
fucking miles an hour on thehighway, 15 miles He might 15
feet.
No, i'm saying like 15 miles ofdriving, like she went to work
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and then came back.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I was kind of questioning the fact that she
didn't hit his top sign until 15miles in West.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Dallas, which was no, I'm sure she stopped many top
signs on the way.
I know I got you now, i justdidn't understand the subframe
completely tore, so that's so,there's a street.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Tony works on.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It used to be called the Mexican freeway.
All cars street called PierceStreet.
I know Pierce Street and onPierce Street there wasn't a
stop sign from 6th Street to27th, My God.
And it's the only area like inthe city without a stop sign for
(15:24):
that long And that's the way Iused to take home because I went
to school down there and peopledrive 70 miles an hour on that
street, no stop signs 25 or 35.
It's a 25.
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, it's not, it's just one way, each way right,
one lane.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, parking on the side, and there's nothing but
like old abandoned businesses onit Interesting And people just
fucking fly down.
Yeah, it's actually theshortcut to Pato, if you're
when's the last time you werethere where?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
maybe the on Pierce Street, because you're talking
like like 40 years ago that youwere there.
now, yeah, 20.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So, now I'm like maybe like two years ago Now
they might have stop signs.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
They might have learned two years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'll bet you they got I bet you they try to put them
up and they get saws all the.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I get to they got humps.
humps on those side roads Sopeople don't pass on the speed
humps.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So stop signs, and everyone's, everyone's house has
a stop sign because they cutone down and cut it as a fucking
.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
How do you make a left hand turn on this street
when everyone's going 70?
That would be hard, it'sfucking matty's.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You better hope you don't need to do shit until 27th
Street.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I always hate taking lefts anywhere.
Oh, I'll go around the streetand try to find a right to five
rights.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I'll go right and then just get to the right.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You turn to find a U turn because I don't want to
have to wait because someonebehind me you know someone's
behind me waiting to.
I feel anxious because I'mmaking them wait.
While I'm waiting where this,i've had opportunities where I
could have fucking turned.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
That mirror in your car with the camera on it That's
bigger than your actualwindshield is looking forward.
It probably does give youanxiety, so you could probably
see their faces right from yourwindshield.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
That's my favorite part of driving is waiting to
turn left and causing traffic.
That's.
I love being the cause oftraffic.
That's so it makes me feel soimportant behind you.
It makes me feel so when you goto the store and you stand in
line.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
there's fucking five people behind you.
You feel entitled and happy inline, Like you're kind of saying
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Just every once in a while I turn around and be like
there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I can do, guys, sorry .
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I wish I could move a little faster.
What a jerk.
I don't do things to make itlast longer.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm holding.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think that's a cup waiting for the other lane to go
, you better go.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I feel good already.
I think that might be one ofthe reasons you got kicked out
of wing stop.
How many times holding up theline You have to listen to a
horn beep before you're like,all right, I'll fucking go.
I don't even hear him anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's like the train a mile away from my house.
I don't hear it anymore.
Everybody who comes over goes.
Is that a fucking train?
I'm like what.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't hear horns, trains or my children used to it
like to smell in your house.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Like there's a weird smell and you don't smell that
anymore because you live there.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh, I smell it.
I got a fucking dog.
No, I smell it every time Icome in the house.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, i have cats, i know your shit.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
price Dinks.
They got that building, can'twait for your lease to be up.
Stokes I got it all, not allcats.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I know your neighbors are complaining them.
White boys over there smellinglike ammonia.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I wouldn't even describe cat pee as ammonia.
I describe it as like, like alethal toxin using warfare.
It's bad, it's the worstfucking day woke me up from my
sleep many times It's fucking,it's so bad And it doesn't smell
of your own cats pissing.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
woke you up?
Oh yeah, because he pissed onmy face.
Oh, i thought the new ones aredoing this now.
No, the new ones know better.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean it might be a time where they might get an
accident or two, but I was usedto the other cash pissing on my
face.
I mean, there's shits are evenworse than humans.
shit smell It's.
it's unbelievable.
Maybe because of the foodThere's, like you know, weird
gross fish parts, meat parts andI don't know what the hell why
cats smell so bad.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So I got this wonderful customer.
She's one of my favorite peoplein the world And she has these
two fucking jungle cats.
Are they like really big orsomething?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, you know these, you know these two cats.
Is this the lady that's on Yep,that's famous?
No, not famous, but like on TVand shit.
No, okay, then that's not theone.
This is Maryland The one theone, who?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
who got you jumbo iron salary?
Oh, that one, oh my god.
So she's got these two bigjungle cats and and you can't,
they're like untrainable They're, they're not even domesticated?
No, they're wild.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I would you have that in your house literally.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I've seen them jump eight feet in the air.
Why would you want that in yourhome?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
They're fucking cool.
No, they really jump like onefoot and Tony's no, this is a no
.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
They'll jump to the top of the open door and land on
top of the fucking door.
They're wild.
If you had so, the one justdecided one day it was just
going to start pissing at thebottom of her open staircase on
the landing, going into thebasement.
So she has this piece of carpetdown there that we installed
(21:05):
maybe like seven or eight yearsago.
That is not made anymore forcat.
And this carpet is there.
There's a long fucking stupidstory behind it, but this carpet
means something to her and shecan't replace it.
So she was panicking becauseshe had the cleaning guy over
(21:26):
was the two or three times toprofessionally clean the carpet
and she's like it still smellslike the zoo over here.
Is there something you can do?
I said, well, i can come by, ican, i can remove that and we
can give it like an enzyme bathat my shop.
And she's like, yeah, i'll doanything.
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So I go over there and as soonas I walk in the door I'm like
holy fuck, like it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Smell like a zoo like the penguins part at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm like I'm like hey , yeah that's like Marilyn,
you're gonna have to give mesome rubber gloves.
I'm like I'm not touching thatshit.
So she digs me out some big assdish washing gloves.
I go down, i remove it.
It's so crusty with cat piss.
It cannot be.
It cannot be rolled.
It's gross, fucking standstraight.
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So, oh, my god, my brother.
Joe, people don't do my brother, joe, was there with me and I
think he had the Rona because hecouldn't smell anything and
that's how he always is, he'sjust standing down in this
landing.
He's like oh man, i don't eventhink it smells bad.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Like I don't feel like I used to work with him and
when I have bad farts I don'tcare for him because he never
smells them.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm like I'm like having a fucking anxiety attack
trying to get this littlelanding a carpet.
It's a pretty big landing, It'sa pretty big house, but I get
it out and I'm folding itbecause I can't roll it.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
So it's like she can't find any carpet anywhere.
I'll replace this with maybeit's made of this carpets Like
it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, maybe it's made of her previous owned cats.
Yeah, first hand moved.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
woven cat hair, it's all taxidermy.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I know a lady that got her dog dogs a taxidermy.
That's weird, gross, that is soweird.
So I throw this shit.
I was petting it, i thought Iwas alive at first and she's
like uh, taxidermy dog.
I was like, oh, i'm stupid.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So I get this shit in a van and I'm like I'm so sorry
, joe, that you got to ride backwith this.
and he's like I don't care.
Yeah, dude, it was the nastiest.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, you already said he couldn't smell it, so
what?
But?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
now he's getting fucking closed up in a van in it
.
Well, you have windows, So webring it back here and my rug
guy takes a look at He's likewhat?
What the fuck Do you want me todo with this?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's been used as a playpen for in a zoo exhibit.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Basically, we took it outside, giant cat monster.
We took it outside and hosed itout for four fucking days.
Every day he would pull it outin the alley, spray it all down,
scrub it out, let it fuckingdry with the door open.
It fucking still reeked afterfour times of doing that and
(24:36):
every time bringing it andsoaking it in this enzyme spray,
it stopped smelling It did stopsmelling and we went back to to
install it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
She had something else down, so no the cat chose a
different spot and use the restof the fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So I we put down new padding.
When we took the old carpet,when we brought the fucking
carpet back, the new padding wasalready covered and piss Yeah.
So then we had to change apadding again.
We put it in.
I told her I'm like there's nomore doing this.
She's like it doesn't smell atall.
No more, what is?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
the the floor underneath cement or cement
that's just soaking into thefucking.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
it's everywhere, it's up the wall.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Remember when you had that gross customer that had
same thing with cats.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Is it a hoarding situation or is it clean?
Otherwise it's stinky, dirtyanimals.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It's two older people .
They live in a small mansion.
How do you know?
they're not pissing everywheretoo Very well could be a mixture
of human and animal pee.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I think that's a bad combination I hate.
Recently I tasted it.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's not like.
It tastes like cat.
I just did.
But uh no, their fucking houseis a maculet.
There's not like a thing out ofplace in the house.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't believe you right away.
Why?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
First off, I don't believe that pissing on the
carpet, your story.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
The cats pissing everywhere.
How do I believe the house isimmaculate, immaculate.
You work, i mean you worked ina house.
I don't fucking remember, dude.
I remember what I worked lastmonth.
I mean, you say the person thatthe jumble I have, maybe that
brings up a little bit of memory, but I couldn't pick her out of
a lineup.
That's probably her house.
I mean I got lost coming here.
(26:34):
It's been four weeks Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
GPS took you a weird way.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, i took, I took danger route and I just did it
without it.
I wanted to Wow, i wanted tosee my skills.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's bold man.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And plus I stopped drinking So well, I mean, my dad
told me never be a courtordered quitter.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So you're able to recall it, so when you're, when
you were driving here, how manytimes did you have to?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
roll into that tube.
I thought you're gonna sayevery time you drove here how
many beers did you have beforeyou finally got here?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
No, say I'm drinking and driving.
You're gonna blow on the tubejust to start the car, or do you
got to do it while you'redriving?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No, I have my kids do it.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I mean, unless they just drank some mouthwash or
something.
then I got to get the otherones.
I have three, So one of them isgoing to be.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
What a great loophole .
What one of them.
You got to throw two of thekids in the back with your tools
.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
What on the phone.
Sit around, dude Yeah.
Riding on growl bags andsitting on the backside of Home
Depot buckets.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They love it.
But when they come out afterlike a five, 10 minute trip,
they're all caked in mortar.
They're all.
They come out looking likepowder.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Just just, your little fucking tile washers
still spilt all in the back.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh yeah, they're everywhere.
You know, what I'm doing now isI'm just finding them as I'm
doing work and like, Oh man, youknow what?
I ran out of spacers.
I'll just look in my car for acouple of minutes.
I'll find 12 or 13 of them,Perfect.
So you know, there's upsides tobe.
messy is where you think you'veran out of a product, but you
haven't, because it's just youhaven't found it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah right, I mean, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Found it later.
You think this woman's going tocome ask you to do this again.
I guarantee she does.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, she's definitely going to call me.
This is the last time I'm goingto get rid of Ziggy.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah right, she's going to get rid of the cat for
the carpet, ziggy like like, uh,it's a cat's name.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
There's no Ziggy famous Ziggy's sounding name.
It sounds like it's someonefamous Ziggy something.
Yeah, it's Iggy Ziggy.
No, what's that dude's?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
name with a shirt off A rock star.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Ziggy, it's Ziggy Stardust, i think, is.
It is a cat's name.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, I'm thinking of the rock star with the shirt off
.
Is it's Ziggy something?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
or Ziggy Stardust, a song by David Bowie.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, so she likes David Bowie Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I don't know who David Bowie is.
You know, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
You go back to school .
Oh, dude, you know who?
David.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Bowie is.
I'm sure I know of him.
I used to love that movie wherehe was in tight tights,
zoolander, and his dick washanging out.
No, it was like a weird likemovie with creatures.
It just creeped me out.
It was really scary.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Weird.
So you ever do something so gayuse question or sexuality.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Not very often.
No, not that.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I can recall, oh, the fuck, i think you had this
question.
You've already asked us this.
I did talking about what, ifyou?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
suck last week.
Yeah, this is way gay See.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Katie, she remembers the labyrinth.
Yeah, Katie.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
So this is way gayer.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I need a life line.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
And I don't know if it was just a celebration of
Pride month getting to me orwhat, but I did something like
being infected by pride.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's contagious, Wait .
so what are you?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
doing So.
I was at the outlet mall.
That explains just minding yourwife, you home, just minding my
own business.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
You said you was at.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Chris, did you were going to call me a home?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
record Yeah home record.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
So I'm at the mall just minding my own business.
Okay which, which all at mallJohnson's Creek, wisconsin.
Yeah, i fucking know what thehell that one is, and it's by
the pine cone Minding my ownbusiness.
I'm there.
I'm there with a friend Andshe's like.
I got to run into the crackstore.
(30:55):
You bought crack and left witha set of cracks.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Wow, do you wear them around the house?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
inside I got them on right fucking now.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
You wear them inside the house.
God, you do, yeah.
Why get those little flashlightattachments for them?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh, dude, I got a little headlamp ones.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
You can pop in there and it's a little headlamp.
I got, i got.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I got giblets ordered in a mail.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
What are giblets?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
They're little charms that go into little holes.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh my God, My kid, he had those.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Did you get some three dimes here?
You gonna pop a dime on them,crocs.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
No, i got like rainbows and I got a strawberry,
so you got everything priderelated.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Did you get kids, your kids, some?
No, no color, they'recamouflage, that's not even camo
That looks like chocolate andthose swirls.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It does.
It does look like you putchocolate in your vanilla and
stirred it up until it wassmooth and I just bought a set
of crocs too.
Oh, God, did you go to the samefucking place?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
They're purple and their size kids seven or
something.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
They're for my daughter.
Oh, i thought you meant foryourself.
Well, okay, they have a wholestore dedicated to crocs.
Yeah, that's ridiculous Inoutlets.
And what else besides shoes, docrocs make Shoes like gloves.
They make other shoes like.
They don't make it like hats,gloves or like a whole shirt, a
crock shirt, they make rubbershoes.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
So are you sold on the crock life?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I feel really weird every time I put them on, but
they're the most convenientthing I have to wear now.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Okay, your feet smell less nasty, probably because my
feet don't stink, Dude.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I have a whole team of Asians work on them
constantly.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Are you wearing socks right now?
I am doesn't mean when theycrocs Is that even more?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, he is wearing socks, i think it is And how
come?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
like what's that?
Let me check my pride app.
What's that?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Is there a ranking?
What's that skin flap over yoursock.
It's like a flap Like you gotlike I don't know.
No, the other side, yeah, like,oh, that's your ankle, no, It's
like you got ankles.
So weird looking right now.
That little what's that littleball on the side of your foot?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
An ankle.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, what's the specific name for that ball on
the right side of your outsideof your foot, Katie?
I answer.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
She's telling her that big lump, it's don't have
them, kate.
It's that bone down there thatinsects don't have.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Like it's like coming , it's protruding out so far.
It looks weird, it looks likesomething's wrong.
I've never seen you with shortsocks.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
He's got a prolapse ankle.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Like you know, like when a big, chubby guy wears a
tight ass shorts and their their, their body kind of hangs over
the sides.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's what your socks look like, Your socks too
tight, i think so The sock isunder the ball of my ankle.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Okay, so did only you buy Crocs, or did she buy Crocs
?
She?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
bought It's an ankle ball.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
She called it, it's an ankle ball, she bought three
pairs of Crocs.
Holy shit, for just her.
No one for each of her kids too, okay.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
But, Tony, did you get your kids?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Hell, no Kid Crocs.
I was the only purchase in theKavanaugh household.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I can't stop looking at your ankle balls.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well, here let me pull my pant leg Come over here
and look at this ball.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I'm okay without.
I mean, it's coming out like asore thumb.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I can imagine it looks just like a kid.
It's he can't move the cameras.
He wants to, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of you, Tony, of your
abnormalities.
It's an ankle ball, but it'sreally a it's.
Yeah, I mean you make fun ofthis ball.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I'm surprised They're the same ball.
That's an ankle ball.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
What do you got?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
an ankle above your nose.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I got an ankle ball above my nose.
I had, i had a skin graft andthey took it from my ankle and
they put it like I got burnthere and they put it here and
then all of a sudden it startedgrowing like, like it should
like.
I thought it was a, it shouldbe the ankle ball And it was
like wait, i'm not by the ankle,but I'm still going to grow
like a ball.
I don't know I'm, i'm done withthe ankle ball.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I mean stop showing it off, I'll keep it out.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, like now you're making me like it's in my
peripheral.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
You guys want to go, you want to change subject to
one of the bad life decisionsI've made recently.
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I bought a crocs.
Yeah, that was our.
We already got your bad life, ididn't buy.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Do you want to hear?
do you want to hear thecraziest part about buying crocs
?
I do.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I do 15% off coupons everywhere, like just laying on
the floor or something $79 atthe outlet store.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
That was $79.
$79.
That plastic, it's just a foam.
And then I asked them for acoupon.
What'd they say?
They gave me a 15% off coupon,plugged it in and said doesn't
work on those crocs.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh, thanks for nothing Those are the new models
.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You'd have to get the old models for this coupon.
Okay, so you have.
and then I told her to put themback.
I said I'm not paying $80 forfoam shoes.
And then you cried to your wifeand she goes Oh, i can use this
manager's discount code.
Oh, 25.
It was only 15, but uh so theyare out charging $80.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So they still cost you $80 after tax anyway because
you're, because you're buyingthem, you're buying them, you're
making them final bills, like72 on them And I felt completely
raped.
You know what?
I yeah, that's a lot dude forsandals, basically you know you
instead could have done is buy acheap 3d printer and you could
(37:03):
have made your own croc.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
They probably think no married man would go out and
no wife would let their marriedhusband go out and get crocs.
So they figure like that clientbase is out Right.
So they figure they can chargemore because once you start
wearing them they're like a costsaver if you're single because
you won't be able to get anydates anymore, So you, you won't
(37:26):
have to go out and spend moneyanymore, So you can spend that
kind of money on some sandals.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I don't think people really judge you that much by
your shoes, Whoever looks youcan't stop looking at his ankle
ball.
No that's his ankle ball.
That's a lot different than ashoe.
Get the fuck.
You know you get a draw like anipple on that thing.
So what the hell is I justgoing to ask you now?
you fucking distract me withthat ball.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It's like a big set of tits right in your face.
You can't stop clenching out ofyou.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You mean one you're trying to hit?
I have one.
I can't see the other one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I can get both out.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, the other one's not as big.
I think that's normal with that, with every.
So no, what I was going to askis you started this little spiel
about the gay thing Now, what?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Now you're asking us if we think that you're buying
cracks.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's a.
It's a gay attribute.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I'm thinking of leaving my wife and what the
crock?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
They have a crock village?
I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Good luck finding a man with this set of tits you
like to see dragging on theground.
Not saying your wife's are, butI know that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
You know what, maybe you're right.
Maybe you talk to me back inthe straight.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I don't want to say anything that would give me in
trouble, but I'm pretty sure gayguys would never wear crocks.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's all they got.
They got more class.
They got more class all day.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Where that's every one of them.
If we got any gay listeners,answer me this.
They know how many pairs of.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I believe they don't have one pair.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I believe it's more of your color.
It's like a country.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
The country Hick type thing, i don't think so, man.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I think it is inner city crocs inner city.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I don't know what the crock customer base is, but
apparently it's broad enoughthat they can charge damn near a
hundred dollars for a pair oftheir shoes.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I heard a funny story actually.
So since I've bought in thesecrocs, do you get a?
lot of advertisements thatyou've seen on your phone on my
phone about crocs, and a videocame up about crocs and they
were talking about the moviefrom 2000.
I think it's like 2003.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Idiocracy They're wearing crocs and idiocracy
Every single person wears lowaccuracy has crocs on croc brand
crocs, you think it's likecrocs, brand new company, and
they were.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
They were like five dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, I remember that .
I thought they were super cheap.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
They didn't have any kind of real budget for costumes
for the movie, So they wantedto put everybody in something
that looked futuristic but costno money Crocs everybody had on
crocs before crocs were a thing.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, that sounds fake, like news possibly.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, I haven't went in for a rewatch yet Who told
you this?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
some video you found on the internet.
Yeah, Wait did you really get?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
uh, did you really get bedazzled things for your
crocs Really?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
What are they called Gumbaz?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Giblets, giblets, are you?
are you joking?
Cause I know you're talkingabout?
my kid has crocs and he has allthe superhero ones.
You let your kid get crocs Okay, all of them got it.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's a kid.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's not an adult.
You didn't let them pick theirown sexual preference.
You made it for them with thecrocs, but it's seriously.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Did you buy any of them?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
No, okay, i just wanted to make that clear or not
, if you could get ones thatlike held the key, so you could
just hold your key out of yourshoe.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
What is with this?
Or like a pocket?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
and keys and shit on your feet, a pocket.
a pocket for, like your ID,that you snap in and off like a
chip.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It's funny You say that they go make these, of
course, because my brother.
I told my brother that I boughtcrocs.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Do they have steel toe attachments for work?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I told my brother I got cracks and he's like oh, my
number He's like oh bro, I'mjust about to get some cracks.
Check these out.
It's Joe, Isn't it?
Yeah, And he pulls up thesefucking crocs that the whole
front of them is like a giganticfanny pack but each one of them
?
Speaker 3 (41:46):
How kinds of shit.
Let me see the picture I digthat.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That makes sense.
I don't dig that.
Why do you want more weight onyour, your feet?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
No, you want it out of your pockets.
I fucking hate putting shit inmy pockets.
Put it over your shoulder witha backpack.
I've already decided the backpocket is a completely useless
pocket.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I use it because you sit, you sit down and do it Yeah
.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
There's all terrain crocs in here for $105.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
What are I mean?
I mean, I sound like I want tolaugh.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You know that's funny , but he's laughing at something
We have no idea.
He's laughing and he's gettingharder.
We have no idea what he'slooking at.
Apparently, it's insanely funnyfor him.
So let's try to guess what he'slooking at, chris.
Is it There's boobs on the endof a croc or there's a dick?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
There's a dick Like dildo on the.
Yeah, like a dildo.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
You can fuck a girl with a croc Is that?
Speaker 3 (42:40):
are we close, are we?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
close These are my legs.
Oh, with the high heel tip orhigh heel toe, the fucking
really.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Balenciaga crocs for $490.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
$480 scroll What scroll over.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
You see the giblets they got of the Senate not
setting off the back.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
I like that.
I dig that.
Why you need to?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I don't get but that's funny, I like that.
I would you know if I crocs I'dbuy those.
Yeah, Just, I make my balls$479 crocs.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
So when my van broke I left my cell phone case in the
van, So I had naked phone going.
just no, no case on my phone.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
These are.
these are the crocs my brotherwas talking about right here.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, but if you had an iPhone.
That's perfectly normal forpeople.
Oh my God, there's the ugly.
Fuck, It's got it.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
It's a pocket in the front, big kangaroo pouch in the
front.
Why are you making me?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
do that.
You have a fucking camera too.
Yeah, so kind of fuck crocs,but now I got them, so it's like
now it's everywhere in theirlife Is this going to be like
your your collection of thosecops where you're going to have
like crocs sitting on shelves inyour room and once you haven't
worn ever because you just liketo look and you don't want to
(44:20):
ruin them or he's buying likefirst gen crocs that used to be
$5 for 500.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
If I wore those, i got to get off this site.
I'm about to buy so many crocsright now.
They got 711 crocs.
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
If I had crocs and I wore them to work, the holes
would be full of mortar.
Like I wouldn't have any holesanymore.
Like do they have work?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
trucks Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah, construction shoes, they're the all terrains,
are they hold their holes inthem?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, but they got screens.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That's still wouldn't still.
They still wouldn't stop themortar from getting in there and
standing my side.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
For sure You'd want to more, more than likely get
the mortar under the tile ratherthan in your shoes.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
We're not wear crocs or crocs to work.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
You came in here with half a mortar like half a
mortar bucket on your body.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Cover someone talk.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Gypsum.
I don't know why they mean itwas funny All right.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
This is the time in the podcast where Jay stumbles
over transitioning to our audiopodcast pause.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Why do you got a buddy got to put that on me.
I'm the one that opened theshow.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
We are three dimes.
We do a podcast every Thursdayon YouTube and Facebook.
It's going to continue to roll,stick around.
But for you listening at homeon an audio source cause, we
also do an audio podcast.
release it every Tuesday andThursday.
Jay's going to hit the button.
We'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I mean been trying to so.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Just holding shit up in front of the camera thing
does not work.
No,
All right, all right, all right so anyway, jay, that
That's how you do that.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay, wait now, let's just do our little intro real
quick.
We are the three dines spent acouple weeks since we've been
here, and I First off.
When I first came here, imissed both of them.
I grabbed Tony's titty and Ishook Chris's hand.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, he shook my hand and I, weak handed in.
I was so unexpected.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So I don't know if what I liked better was did you
do the limp hand I weak hand hesqueezed, where I basically
crushed his fingers.
Yeah, like you try to, you tryto pronounce.
I didn't get a good connect.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know you need that good Thumb finger,
forefinger connect you haven'tshook a hand.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's how you shook Jay's dad's hand.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah well his.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Scott can shake a hand.
It's not a normal hand, it'slike Polish Armenian will rip
the digits right Armenianbecause, of the hair, because of
the hair.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, his hand is basically a giant Callus.
It's not even a hand, it islike, and it hurts when he cuts
himself, he's, he's got to cuthim, literally cut himself, or
to get blood to come out He'sgot to cut through an inch of
callus before he hits the actualskin.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Why does he dizzy drain in blood now?
Wait a minute, go back.
What, what?
he when he needs to get bloodout.
Is he kind of?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm saying if there's a situation here where he
accidentally swiped his handwith a box cutter while he was
doing something at work andCan't go deep enough go deep
enough, because it doesn'tcalluses are, it's all the palm
hair, i mean, i think, the box.
The box cutter would.
Would would snap before itwould get Internally into his
(01:55):
skin, where he would cause youthink that oh, 80 gauge spring
steel and a box cutter wouldn'tmake it through your dad's Cal.
I would break.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It'd be like butter, just couldn't get deep.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's how he breaks and gets the new blade.
He just sticks it in a callusand twists it, all right.
So we are three dimes.
We've I've already said that,but, yeah, several times I
Wanted to just say that we had,over the past couple weeks,
we've we've gotten a lot ofactive sponsors that wanted to
(02:25):
sponsor us and we are not goingfor something just you know,
mondane or something thateveryone has, like manscape or
anything that we're looking fororiginality.
We're looking for someone thatdoesn't on something is not on
every podcast platform.
So we're looking for some, forsome good, what would you call
some new talents some newtalents there.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, so are you saying that our prior sponsor?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Tony's total donations stop paying.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, they were actually bought out by the cum
dumpery.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
They all the local dispenser Disposaries.
They go Your donation sites,they get all corporate they sell
?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I know they sell all bodily fluids by the bucket man.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So compete?
little guy can't compete.
So who do?
you got Jay.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So not having any sponsors is hard.
But again, you know manscapecom, slash three dimes, it'll save
20%.
In case you're wondering, thatwas the original plan, but it
still can probably do that.
I don't know.
Well, we'll find out once weget that first check, but I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
What do we get?
like 2%, yeah, of their orderto Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I think their third order only or something.
There's a zero somewhere there.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I heard they're paying us an accessories for the
razor We have to buy.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, i mean you also have to, i think, if we shave
ourselves on camera example, ifthat, if this razor can cut your
hair, yeah, keep you cleanshaving that's an advert.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, okay, so we'll have.
Everyone else only needs one.
Jay could maybe use to wellhave a double fisted shaving,
just to keep it clean.
He's.
He's passing one razor afterthe other.
It's just for a moment ofbaby's.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We'll have a razor here and then we'll test how
long it lasts For every shave Ido for the next month and a half
.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
We'll have to explain to the audience that it is not
a time-lapse video.
That Is, this was only a 45minute episode and the man has a
full beard again.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Not true, not true.
The a Chris, did you pull upthat thing that I can quick look
at please?
So how are you guys?
How was your break frompodcasting be in your faces on
on YouTube and Facebook?
Are you enjoying the fact thatyou didn't have to come here and
trim up bit?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, look, because you were here.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You were dirty when we got here, tony, and you did
change, which I didn't think youwere going to every.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Every Thursday.
I just came and sat in thischair for two and a half hours
and just talked to yourself, orhow did it go Like?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
how did?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
what?
That was it.
Yeah, i just sat here waitingfor you guys.
Oh well, that's he never showed.
That's disappointing.
Reminds me of my childhoodwaiting for my father.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So wait, you were here, yeah, during the day.
No, I was here at 6, 30 andthen, when we got here, the
internet's not working right,what did?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
yeah, no, every Thursday I got here at 6 30 and
I just sat here waiting.
Oh, like every once, log, getup and look out the window.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
With the headphones on, like you got to talk into
the mic.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Talking to the money's window his window is
currently Blocked by a box truck, by the way, so he's a liar.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So I appear box and a box truck.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, well, that was the reason for getting better
internet, because we're not onyours, we're on my hotspot and
my hotspot only works.
There's our internet.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
In the window.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It only worked up there and I needed to.
I need some height on it.
So I put on Tony's prizedtrophy and then on top of the
new glow, glorious glasswhatever you, how do you say
Beer box.
But I wanted to do a littletiny segment real quick to get
things going.
It's a Fun facts with Jay areuseless facts.
I Want to ask you guys aquestion real quick.
(06:31):
Okay, now, this is something Ididn't hear forever, and when my
I'm, my I think it's my son andasked me this, he's like okay,
i want to just say the word andthen tell me what, what it is.
Did you look at this?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Well, I just clicked it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So, what this word means to us Did you look at it?
You're not looking at arearight now, because I saw you
peeking at my phone.
You can see the side of yourphone.
Stop looking at it.
Okay, rollie pollie I It's abug.
Okay, what did you ever hearthat word before?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
No, I wanted to try to rhyme with it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And it was a sandwich shop in about 2004 that failed
quickly in Waukesha, wisconsin,that I did the floors in.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Rolly Polly Gocomole.
Rolly Polly Gocomole, That'swhat I would think of.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, so you never heard of that.
You have, what type of bug is aRolly Polly?
Because I've never heard anyonecall this.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
They got many different names.
Yeah, what's the name?
Okay, now do you know what apotato bug is, chris, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
A beetle.
There you go.
Actually, i want to use somefacts about that, which please
do Now.
You're wrong, but it's verymisunderstood that the potato,
the for me is potato bug.
I don't know why.
I've never heard the RollyPolly thing before My wife has.
Maybe it's an age thing, do youthink My wife knows?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
she's the same fucking age as you.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It doesn't make any sense.
She's like me and you were likethree weeks apart.
You're like a mass three yearage difference.
You guys don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Maybe the late, late November of 1980.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's switched over.
Maybe it's because we wereallowed to go outside when we
were kids.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You guys don't know that my wife is five years
younger than me.
No, yes, no way.
You never knew that.
Yeah, she's.
No, she's very far from 40.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So she must be listening.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't know It doesn't show on the on the chat.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So very far from 40.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So after I heard this , i'm like fuck, i want to know
what else I don't know aboutfucking potato bugs, which I
always thought they were Tosa bygarage First off.
They got tons of names.
I think one of the biggestnames that everyone calls them
is the.
I just had it potato bug.
No, not potato bug.
(08:50):
Actually, it's the pill bug,called the pill bug.
That's weird, okay.
So here's the first fact It'snot actually a bug at all.
It's not a bug, okay, it's acrustacean.
How did you do that?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Because they're hard on the outside.
So they got an exo, exoskeleton like a crab, you are
right.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That.
That's not a.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's not why, Yeah it is Actually they are more
closely related to shrimp, crabsand crayfish than they are to
ants or other insects.
Is that fucking weird?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Ants have exo skeletons.
They do have exo exo.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
They're not so That's bones are in the inside, with
with a crunchy layer of skinaround it, he eats them.
These, these bugs of bones areon the outside like a crawfish
tail, and ants bones are on theoutside.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh wait, ants have an exo skeleton, that's why they
can lift hundreds of times theirweight.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you might be right about that.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, well, that's not okay.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Let's talk about your shrimp Shrimp.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay.
Next fact they don't urinate.
Okay, quite simply, they don'tneed to humans and other animals
urinate to rid their bodies ofwaste containing ammonia.
These bugs don't need to dothat because they have a high
tolerance for ammonia.
Rather than excrete it, ammonia, through urination, they
(10:16):
release it as a gas throughsmall holes in the shell And get
, so they release their pee asgas as gas.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, our Kelly style right in the mouth of the other
potato bugs, preferably theyounger ones.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Think of that.
You're you're good with this.
You know, i just give you somefacts and Tony said some stupid
shit.
That's funny.
Okay, they, okay, i don't knowabout this fact.
They don't have a job to do.
They do it well.
And yeah, i don't even want toread that one.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They have no job.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, they don't do anything.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I don't I mean, do they airate?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
for plants?
They do nothing.
They mainly eat decaying plantmatter.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, and then they die, and then they become dirt.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, they, yeah, they died decaying, but blah,
blah, blah.
Any new?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
since my kid puts them on the sidewalk and they
fry in the sun.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I think that was it Okay.
So there's only a couple facts.
But I did the crustacean thingAnd the fact that they don't
urinate was weird to me.
And then all these differentnames for a pill bug.
I did not appeal bug Yeah.
(11:27):
So there's your fun facts fortoday, guys.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So tell your kids what you call it Holy brilliant,
jay.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh, i'll bring those every week for you.
If you guys really want to knowthings about useless not or
useless knowledge, i will notafraid to bring it all insects.
six legged bugs have excos See,your wife is so smart
exoskeletons.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Hey, the wife is watching.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Insects don't have bones.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Tony, she's spying.
Yeah, but we were using bonesas we said bone or the bones as
an example of like their skin isthe bone, the frame, if you
will.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I agree with neither one of them.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh, speaking of frames, the subframe on my van
completely shredded and the tirefell off.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
sounds cool.
So the car rides on a frame,right, it sits in the,
everything's bolted the body,everything's bolted to the frame
.
And then there's a subframethat connects the frames
together, yeah, and the enginesmounted to it and the
transmissions mounted in there.
And then there's wheels, thingsthat align your wheels, so when
(12:43):
you turn, they turn, when yougo, they don't go away ball
joints, tie rods, all that fun.
CV boots and such.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, swing arms.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
So I just had gotten back from riding 77 miles an
hour, fully loaded with threehippies worth of camping gear
flying through central Illinoisand back, probably like 500 600
miles of cruising on the highway.
I park it, i get all my stuffout of it, my wife takes it to
(13:16):
work the next day and I forgetexactly the sequence.
But she drives about 15 totalmiles before she goes to a stop
sign and goes to accelerate outof that stop sign and the frame
literally ripped.
The subframe ripped open,causing all the pins that are
connecting everything to comeapart in the wheel and CV boot
(13:38):
and everything to go crashingoff to the side.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Did you immediately call car max and get your over
the phone offer?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Dude, how in the hell did I take this thing?
If this would have, this was athing.
It's not like a wear and tearpart.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It was.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
it was Indiana dirt, binding everything together A
piece of metal like a quarterinch tube frame that holds the
support weight of your engines.
One of its four cornerscompletely tore dude.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So you're trying to say that you are on or you are
lucky and your wife is unlucky?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I think it's so hard for me to say, but I'm very
grateful that it happened.
It was driving here and down ablock away from home instead.
Of wait, wait you said threepeople and all our shit going 70
fucking miles an hour on thehighway, 15 miles He might 15
feet.
No, i'm saying like 15 miles ofdriving, like she went to work
(14:38):
and then came back.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I was kind of questioning the fact that she
didn't hit his top sign until 15miles in West.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Dallas, which was no, I'm sure she stopped many top
signs on the way.
I know I got you now, i justdidn't understand the subframe
completely tore, so that's so,there's a street.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Tony works on.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
It used to be called the Mexican freeway.
All cars street called PierceStreet.
I know Pierce Street and onPierce Street there wasn't a
stop sign from 6th Street to27th, My God.
And it's the only area like inthe city without a stop sign for
(15:24):
that long And that's the way Iused to take home because I went
to school down there and peopledrive 70 miles an hour on that
street, no stop signs 25 or 35.
It's a 25.
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, it's not, it's just one way, each way right,
one lane.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, parking on the side, and there's nothing but
like old abandoned businesses onit Interesting And people just
fucking fly down.
Yeah, it's actually theshortcut to Pato, if you're
when's the last time you werethere where?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
maybe the on Pierce Street, because you're talking
like like 40 years ago that youwere there.
now, yeah, 20.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
So, now I'm like maybe like two years ago Now
they might have stop signs.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
They might have learned two years ago.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'll bet you they got I bet you they try to put them
up and they get saws all the.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I get to they got humps.
humps on those side roads Sopeople don't pass on the speed
humps.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So stop signs, and everyone's, everyone's house has
a stop sign because they cutone down and cut it as a fucking
.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
How do you make a left hand turn on this street
when everyone's going 70?
That would be hard, it'sfucking matty's.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You better hope you don't need to do shit until 27th
Street.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I always hate taking lefts anywhere.
Oh, I'll go around the streetand try to find a right to five
rights.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I'll go right and then just get to the right.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You turn to find a U turn because I don't want to
have to wait because someonebehind me you know someone's
behind me waiting to.
I feel anxious because I'mmaking them wait.
While I'm waiting where this,i've had opportunities where I
could have fucking turned.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
That mirror in your car with the camera on it That's
bigger than your actualwindshield is looking forward.
It probably does give youanxiety, so you could probably
see their faces right from yourwindshield.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
That's my favorite part of driving is waiting to
turn left and causing traffic.
That's.
I love being the cause oftraffic.
That's so it makes me feel soimportant behind you.
It makes me feel so when you goto the store and you stand in
line.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
there's fucking five people behind you.
You feel entitled and happy inline, Like you're kind of saying
the same thing.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Just every once in a while I turn around and be like
there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I can do, guys, sorry .
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I wish I could move a little faster.
What a jerk.
I don't do things to make itlast longer.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm holding.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I think that's a cup waiting for the other lane to go
, you better go.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
I feel good already.
I think that might be one ofthe reasons you got kicked out
of wing stop.
How many times holding up theline You have to listen to a
horn beep before you're like,all right, I'll fucking go.
I don't even hear him anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's like the train a mile away from my house.
I don't hear it anymore.
Everybody who comes over goes.
Is that a fucking train?
I'm like what.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't hear horns, trains or my children used to it
like to smell in your house.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Like there's a weird smell and you don't smell that
anymore because you live there.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh, I smell it.
I got a fucking dog.
No, I smell it every time Icome in the house.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, i have cats, i know your shit.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
price Dinks.
They got that building, can'twait for your lease to be up.
Stokes I got it all, not allcats.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I know your neighbors are complaining them.
White boys over there smellinglike ammonia.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I wouldn't even describe cat pee as ammonia.
I describe it as like, like alethal toxin using warfare.
It's bad, it's the worstfucking day woke me up from my
sleep many times It's fucking,it's so bad And it doesn't smell
of your own cats pissing.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
woke you up?
Oh yeah, because he pissed onmy face.
Oh, i thought the new ones aredoing this now.
No, the new ones know better.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean it might be a time where they might get an
accident or two, but I was usedto the other cash pissing on my
face.
I mean, there's shits are evenworse than humans.
shit smell It's.
it's unbelievable.
Maybe because of the foodThere's, like you know, weird
gross fish parts, meat parts andI don't know what the hell why
cats smell so bad.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
So I got this wonderful customer.
She's one of my favorite peoplein the world And she has these
two fucking jungle cats.
Are they like really big orsomething?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, you know these, you know these two cats.
Is this the lady that's on Yep,that's famous?
No, not famous, but like on TVand shit.
No, okay, then that's not theone.
This is Maryland The one theone, who?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
who got you jumbo iron salary?
Oh, that one, oh my god.
So she's got these two bigjungle cats and and you can't,
they're like untrainable They're, they're not even domesticated?
No, they're wild.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I would you have that in your house literally.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I've seen them jump eight feet in the air.
Why would you want that in yourhome?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
They're fucking cool.
No, they really jump like onefoot and Tony's no, this is a no
.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
They'll jump to the top of the open door and land on
top of the fucking door.
They're wild.
If you had so, the one justdecided one day it was just
going to start pissing at thebottom of her open staircase on
the landing, going into thebasement.
So she has this piece of carpetdown there that we installed
(21:05):
maybe like seven or eight yearsago.
That is not made anymore forcat.
And this carpet is there.
There's a long fucking stupidstory behind it, but this carpet
means something to her and shecan't replace it.
So she was panicking becauseshe had the cleaning guy over
(21:26):
was the two or three times toprofessionally clean the carpet
and she's like it still smellslike the zoo over here.
Is there something you can do?
I said, well, i can come by, ican, i can remove that and we
can give it like an enzyme bathat my shop.
And she's like, yeah, i'll doanything.
(21:49):
So I go over there and as soonas I walk in the door I'm like
holy fuck, like it was terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Smell like a zoo like the penguins part at the zoo.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm like I'm like hey , yeah that's like Marilyn,
you're gonna have to give mesome rubber gloves.
I'm like I'm not touching thatshit.
So she digs me out some big assdish washing gloves.
I go down, i remove it.
It's so crusty with cat piss.
It cannot be.
It cannot be rolled.
It's gross, fucking standstraight.
(22:23):
So, oh, my god, my brother.
Joe, people don't do my brother, joe, was there with me and I
think he had the Rona because hecouldn't smell anything and
that's how he always is, he'sjust standing down in this
landing.
He's like oh man, i don't eventhink it smells bad.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Like I don't feel like I used to work with him and
when I have bad farts I don'tcare for him because he never
smells them.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm like I'm like having a fucking anxiety attack
trying to get this littlelanding a carpet.
It's a pretty big landing, It'sa pretty big house, but I get
it out and I'm folding itbecause I can't roll it.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
So it's like she can't find any carpet anywhere.
I'll replace this with maybeit's made of this carpets Like
it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, maybe it's made of her previous owned cats.
Yeah, first hand moved.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
woven cat hair, it's all taxidermy.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I know a lady that got her dog dogs a taxidermy.
That's weird, gross, that is soweird.
So I throw this shit.
I was petting it, i thought Iwas alive at first and she's
like uh, taxidermy dog.
I was like, oh, i'm stupid.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So I get this shit in a van and I'm like I'm so sorry
, joe, that you got to ride backwith this.
and he's like I don't care.
Yeah, dude, it was the nastiest.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, you already said he couldn't smell it, so
what?
But?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
now he's getting fucking closed up in a van in it
.
Well, you have windows, So webring it back here and my rug
guy takes a look at He's likewhat?
What the fuck Do you want me todo with this?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's been used as a playpen for in a zoo exhibit.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Basically, we took it outside, giant cat monster.
We took it outside and hosed itout for four fucking days.
Every day he would pull it outin the alley, spray it all down,
scrub it out, let it fuckingdry with the door open.
It fucking still reeked afterfour times of doing that and
(24:36):
every time bringing it andsoaking it in this enzyme spray,
it stopped smelling It did stopsmelling and we went back to to
install it.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
She had something else down, so no the cat chose a
different spot and use the restof the fucking.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So I we put down new padding.
When we took the old carpet,when we brought the fucking
carpet back, the new padding wasalready covered and piss Yeah.
So then we had to change apadding again.
We put it in.
I told her I'm like there's nomore doing this.
She's like it doesn't smell atall.
No more, what is?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
the the floor underneath cement or cement
that's just soaking into thefucking.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
it's everywhere, it's up the wall.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Remember when you had that gross customer that had
same thing with cats.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Is it a hoarding situation or is it clean?
Otherwise it's stinky, dirtyanimals.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It's two older people .
They live in a small mansion.
How do you know?
they're not pissing everywheretoo Very well could be a mixture
of human and animal pee.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I think that's a bad combination I hate.
Recently I tasted it.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's not like.
It tastes like cat.
I just did.
But uh no, their fucking houseis a maculet.
There's not like a thing out ofplace in the house.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I don't believe you right away.
Why?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
First off, I don't believe that pissing on the
carpet, your story.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
The cats pissing everywhere.
How do I believe the house isimmaculate, immaculate.
You work, i mean you worked ina house.
I don't fucking remember, dude.
I remember what I worked lastmonth.
I mean, you say the person thatthe jumble I have, maybe that
brings up a little bit of memory, but I couldn't pick her out of
a lineup.
That's probably her house.
I mean I got lost coming here.
(26:34):
It's been four weeks Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
GPS took you a weird way.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, i took, I took danger route and I just did it
without it.
I wanted to Wow, i wanted tosee my skills.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
That's bold man.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And plus I stopped drinking So well, I mean, my dad
told me never be a courtordered quitter.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So you're able to recall it, so when you're, when
you were driving here, how manytimes did you have to?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
roll into that tube.
I thought you're gonna sayevery time you drove here how
many beers did you have beforeyou finally got here?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
No, say I'm drinking and driving.
You're gonna blow on the tubejust to start the car, or do you
got to do it while you'redriving?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No, I have my kids do it.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I mean, unless they just drank some mouthwash or
something.
then I got to get the otherones.
I have three, So one of them isgoing to be.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
What a great loophole .
What one of them.
You got to throw two of thekids in the back with your tools
.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
What on the phone.
Sit around, dude Yeah.
Riding on growl bags andsitting on the backside of Home
Depot buckets.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
They love it.
But when they come out afterlike a five, 10 minute trip,
they're all caked in mortar.
They're all.
They come out looking likepowder.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Just just, your little fucking tile washers
still spilt all in the back.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh yeah, they're everywhere.
You know, what I'm doing now isI'm just finding them as I'm
doing work and like, Oh man, youknow what?
I ran out of spacers.
I'll just look in my car for acouple of minutes.
I'll find 12 or 13 of them,Perfect.
So you know, there's upsides tobe.
messy is where you think you'veran out of a product, but you
haven't, because it's just youhaven't found it.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah right, I mean, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Found it later.
You think this woman's going tocome ask you to do this again.
I guarantee she does.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, she's definitely going to call me.
This is the last time I'm goingto get rid of Ziggy.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah right, she's going to get rid of the cat for
the carpet, ziggy like like, uh,it's a cat's name.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
There's no Ziggy famous Ziggy's sounding name.
It sounds like it's someonefamous Ziggy something.
Yeah, it's Iggy Ziggy.
No, what's that dude's?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
name with a shirt off A rock star.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Ziggy, it's Ziggy Stardust, i think, is.
It is a cat's name.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, I'm thinking of the rock star with the shirt off
.
Is it's Ziggy something?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
or Ziggy Stardust, a song by David Bowie.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Okay, so she likes David Bowie Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I don't know who David Bowie is.
You know, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
You go back to school .
Oh, dude, you know who?
David.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Bowie is.
I'm sure I know of him.
I used to love that movie wherehe was in tight tights,
zoolander, and his dick washanging out.
No, it was like a weird likemovie with creatures.
It just creeped me out.
It was really scary.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Weird.
So you ever do something so gayuse question or sexuality.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Not very often.
No, not that.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I can recall, oh, the fuck, i think you had this
question.
You've already asked us this.
I did talking about what, ifyou?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
suck last week.
Yeah, this is way gay See.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Katie, she remembers the labyrinth.
Yeah, Katie.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
So this is way gayer.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I need a life line.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
And I don't know if it was just a celebration of
Pride month getting to me orwhat, but I did something like
being infected by pride.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's contagious, Wait .
so what are you?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
doing So.
I was at the outlet mall.
That explains just minding yourwife, you home, just minding my
own business.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
You said you was at.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Chris, did you were going to call me a home?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
record Yeah home record.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
So I'm at the mall just minding my own business.
Okay which, which all at mallJohnson's Creek, wisconsin.
Yeah, i fucking know what thehell that one is, and it's by
the pine cone Minding my ownbusiness.
I'm there.
I'm there with a friend Andshe's like.
I got to run into the crackstore.
(30:55):
You bought crack and left witha set of cracks.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Wow, do you wear them around the house?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
inside I got them on right fucking now.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
You wear them inside the house.
God, you do, yeah.
Why get those little flashlightattachments for them?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh, dude, I got a little headlamp ones.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
You can pop in there and it's a little headlamp.
I got, i got.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I got giblets ordered in a mail.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
What are giblets?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
They're little charms that go into little holes.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh my God, My kid, he had those.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Did you get some three dimes here?
You gonna pop a dime on them,crocs.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
No, i got like rainbows and I got a strawberry,
so you got everything priderelated.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Did you get kids, your kids, some?
No, no color, they'recamouflage, that's not even camo
That looks like chocolate andthose swirls.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It does.
It does look like you putchocolate in your vanilla and
stirred it up until it wassmooth and I just bought a set
of crocs too.
Oh, God, did you go to the samefucking place?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
They're purple and their size kids seven or
something.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
They're for my daughter.
Oh, i thought you meant foryourself.
Well, okay, they have a wholestore dedicated to crocs.
Yeah, that's ridiculous Inoutlets.
And what else besides shoes, docrocs make Shoes like gloves.
They make other shoes like.
They don't make it like hats,gloves or like a whole shirt, a
crock shirt, they make rubbershoes.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
So are you sold on the crock life?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I feel really weird every time I put them on, but
they're the most convenientthing I have to wear now.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Okay, your feet smell less nasty, probably because my
feet don't stink, Dude.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I have a whole team of Asians work on them
constantly.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Are you wearing socks right now?
I am doesn't mean when theycrocs Is that even more?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, he is wearing socks, i think it is And how
come?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
like what's that?
Let me check my pride app.
What's that?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Is there a ranking?
What's that skin flap over yoursock.
It's like a flap Like you gotlike I don't know.
No, the other side, yeah, like,oh, that's your ankle, no, It's
like you got ankles.
So weird looking right now.
That little what's that littleball on the side of your foot?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
An ankle.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, what's the specific name for that ball on
the right side of your outsideof your foot, Katie?
I answer.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
She's telling her that big lump, it's don't have
them, kate.
It's that bone down there thatinsects don't have.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Like it's like coming , it's protruding out so far.
It looks weird, it looks likesomething's wrong.
I've never seen you with shortsocks.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
He's got a prolapse ankle.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Like you know, like when a big, chubby guy wears a
tight ass shorts and their their, their body kind of hangs over
the sides.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's what your socks look like, Your socks too
tight, i think so The sock isunder the ball of my ankle.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Okay, so did only you buy Crocs, or did she buy Crocs
?
She?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
bought It's an ankle ball.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
She called it, it's an ankle ball, she bought three
pairs of Crocs.
Holy shit, for just her.
No one for each of her kids too, okay.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
But, Tony, did you get your kids?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Hell, no Kid Crocs.
I was the only purchase in theKavanaugh household.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I can't stop looking at your ankle balls.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well, here let me pull my pant leg Come over here
and look at this ball.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I'm okay without.
I mean, it's coming out like asore thumb.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I can imagine it looks just like a kid.
It's he can't move the cameras.
He wants to, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of you, Tony, of your
abnormalities.
It's an ankle ball, but it'sreally a it's.
Yeah, I mean you make fun ofthis ball.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I'm surprised They're the same ball.
That's an ankle ball.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
What do you got?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
an ankle above your nose.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I got an ankle ball above my nose.
I had, i had a skin graft andthey took it from my ankle and
they put it like I got burnthere and they put it here and
then all of a sudden it startedgrowing like, like it should
like.
I thought it was a, it shouldbe the ankle ball And it was
like wait, i'm not by the ankle,but I'm still going to grow
like a ball.
I don't know I'm, i'm done withthe ankle ball.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
I mean stop showing it off, I'll keep it out.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, like now you're making me like it's in my
peripheral.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
You guys want to go, you want to change subject to
one of the bad life decisionsI've made recently.
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I bought a crocs.
Yeah, that was our.
We already got your bad life, ididn't buy.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Do you want to hear?
do you want to hear thecraziest part about buying crocs
?
I do.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I do 15% off coupons everywhere, like just laying on
the floor or something $79 atthe outlet store.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
That was $79.
$79.
That plastic, it's just a foam.
And then I asked them for acoupon.
What'd they say?
They gave me a 15% off coupon,plugged it in and said doesn't
work on those crocs.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh, thanks for nothing Those are the new models
.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
You'd have to get the old models for this coupon.
Okay, so you have.
and then I told her to put themback.
I said I'm not paying $80 forfoam shoes.
And then you cried to your wifeand she goes Oh, i can use this
manager's discount code.
Oh, 25.
It was only 15, but uh so theyare out charging $80.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So they still cost you $80 after tax anyway because
you're, because you're buyingthem, you're buying them, you're
making them final bills, like72 on them And I felt completely
raped.
You know what?
I yeah, that's a lot dude forsandals, basically you know you
instead could have done is buy acheap 3d printer and you could
(37:03):
have made your own croc.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
They probably think no married man would go out and
no wife would let their marriedhusband go out and get crocs.
So they figure like that clientbase is out Right.
So they figure they can chargemore because once you start
wearing them they're like a costsaver if you're single because
you won't be able to get anydates anymore, So you, you won't
(37:26):
have to go out and spend moneyanymore, So you can spend that
kind of money on some sandals.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I don't think people really judge you that much by
your shoes, Whoever looks youcan't stop looking at his ankle
ball.
No that's his ankle ball.
That's a lot different than ashoe.
Get the fuck.
You know you get a draw like anipple on that thing.
So what the hell is I justgoing to ask you now?
you fucking distract me withthat ball.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
It's like a big set of tits right in your face.
You can't stop clenching out ofyou.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You mean one you're trying to hit?
I have one.
I can't see the other one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I can get both out.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, the other one's not as big.
I think that's normal with that, with every.
So no, what I was going to askis you started this little spiel
about the gay thing Now, what?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Now you're asking us if we think that you're buying
cracks.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's a.
It's a gay attribute.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I'm thinking of leaving my wife and what the
crock?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
They have a crock village?
I doubt it.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Good luck finding a man with this set of tits you
like to see dragging on theground.
Not saying your wife's are, butI know that's what you want.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
You know what, maybe you're right.
Maybe you talk to me back inthe straight.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I don't want to say anything that would give me in
trouble, but I'm pretty sure gayguys would never wear crocks.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's all they got.
They got more class.
They got more class all day.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Where that's every one of them.
If we got any gay listeners,answer me this.
They know how many pairs of.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I believe they don't have one pair.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I believe it's more of your color.
It's like a country.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
The country Hick type thing, i don't think so, man.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I think it is inner city crocs inner city.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I don't know what the crock customer base is, but
apparently it's broad enoughthat they can charge damn near a
hundred dollars for a pair oftheir shoes.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I heard a funny story actually.
So since I've bought in thesecrocs, do you get a?
lot of advertisements thatyou've seen on your phone on my
phone about crocs, and a videocame up about crocs and they
were talking about the moviefrom 2000.
I think it's like 2003.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Idiocracy They're wearing crocs and idiocracy
Every single person wears lowaccuracy has crocs on croc brand
crocs, you think it's likecrocs, brand new company, and
they were.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
They were like five dollars.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, I remember that .
I thought they were super cheap.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
They didn't have any kind of real budget for costumes
for the movie, So they wantedto put everybody in something
that looked futuristic but costno money Crocs everybody had on
crocs before crocs were a thing.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, that sounds fake, like news possibly.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, I haven't went in for a rewatch yet Who told
you this?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
some video you found on the internet.
Yeah, Wait did you really get?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
uh, did you really get bedazzled things for your
crocs Really?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
What are they called Gumbaz?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Giblets, giblets, are you?
are you joking?
Cause I know you're talkingabout?
my kid has crocs and he has allthe superhero ones.
You let your kid get crocs Okay, all of them got it.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
It's a kid.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's not an adult.
You didn't let them pick theirown sexual preference.
You made it for them with thecrocs, but it's seriously.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Did you buy any of them?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
No, okay, i just wanted to make that clear or not
, if you could get ones thatlike held the key, so you could
just hold your key out of yourshoe.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
What is with this?
Or like a pocket?
Speaker 3 (41:06):
and keys and shit on your feet, a pocket.
a pocket for, like your ID,that you snap in and off like a
chip.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
It's funny You say that they go make these, of
course, because my brother.
I told my brother that I boughtcrocs.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Do they have steel toe attachments for work?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
I told my brother I got cracks and he's like oh, my
number He's like oh bro, I'mjust about to get some cracks.
Check these out.
It's Joe, Isn't it?
Yeah, And he pulls up thesefucking crocs that the whole
front of them is like a giganticfanny pack but each one of them
?
Speaker 3 (41:46):
How kinds of shit.
Let me see the picture I digthat.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That makes sense.
I don't dig that.
Why do you want more weight onyour, your feet?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
No, you want it out of your pockets.
I fucking hate putting shit inmy pockets.
Put it over your shoulder witha backpack.
I've already decided the backpocket is a completely useless
pocket.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I use it because you sit, you sit down and do it Yeah
.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
There's all terrain crocs in here for $105.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
What are I mean?
I mean, I sound like I want tolaugh.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You know that's funny , but he's laughing at something
We have no idea.
He's laughing and he's gettingharder.
We have no idea what he'slooking at.
Apparently, it's insanely funnyfor him.
So let's try to guess what he'slooking at, chris.
Is it There's boobs on the endof a croc or there's a dick?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
There's a dick Like dildo on the.
Yeah, like a dildo.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
You can fuck a girl with a croc Is that?
Speaker 3 (42:40):
are we close, are we?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
close These are my legs.
Oh, with the high heel tip orhigh heel toe, the fucking
really.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Balenciaga crocs for $490.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
$480 scroll What scroll over.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
You see the giblets they got of the Senate not
setting off the back.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
I like that.
I dig that.
Why you need to?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I don't get but that's funny, I like that.
I would you know if I crocs I'dbuy those.
Yeah, Just, I make my balls$479 crocs.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
So when my van broke I left my cell phone case in the
van, So I had naked phone going.
just no, no case on my phone.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
These are.
these are the crocs my brotherwas talking about right here.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, but if you had an iPhone.
That's perfectly normal forpeople.
Oh my God, there's the ugly.
Fuck, It's got it.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
It's a pocket in the front, big kangaroo pouch in the
front.
Why are you making me?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
do that.
You have a fucking camera too.
Yeah, so kind of fuck crocs,but now I got them, so it's like
now it's everywhere in theirlife Is this going to be like
your your collection of thosecops where you're going to have
like crocs sitting on shelves inyour room and once you haven't
worn ever because you just liketo look and you don't want to
(44:20):
ruin them or he's buying likefirst gen crocs that used to be
$5 for 500.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
If I wore those, i got to get off this site.
I'm about to buy so many crocsright now.
They got 711 crocs.
Of course they do.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
If I had crocs and I wore them to work, the holes
would be full of mortar.
Like I wouldn't have any holesanymore.
Like do they have work?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
trucks Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah, construction shoes, they're the all terrains,
are they hold their holes inthem?
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, but they got screens.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That's still wouldn't still.
They still wouldn't stop themortar from getting in there and
standing my side.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
For sure You'd want to more, more than likely get
the mortar under the tile ratherthan in your shoes.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
We're not wear crocs or crocs to work.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
You came in here with half a mortar like half a
mortar bucket on your body.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Cover someone talk.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Gypsum.
I don't know why they mean itwas funny All right.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
This is the time in the podcast where Jay stumbles
over transitioning to our audiopodcast pause.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Why do you got a buddy got to put that on me.
I'm the one that opened theshow.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
We are three dimes.
We do a podcast every Thursdayon YouTube and Facebook.
It's going to continue to roll,stick around.
But for you listening at homeon an audio source cause, we
also do an audio podcast.
release it every Tuesday andThursday.
Jay's going to hit the button.
We'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I mean been trying to so.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Just holding shit up in front of the camera thing
does not work.
No,
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