June 21, 2023 • 52 mins
Ever wondered how to measure things using a BB and why anyone would need a mini-warehouse attached to their house? Join us for a fun-filled conversation as we explore these questions and take a trip down memory lane with Bill O'Reilly and the pre-TMZ celebrity news show, 'Inside Edition'. We'll also reveal the truth behind my crooked nose and give you the lowdown on a hilarious YouTube show called 'Three Dimes'.
We'll share personal anecdotes about the world of car sales and negotiating, including an entertaining tale of a protection package negotiation, featuring some expert advice from a friend on speakerphone. Hear about my neighbor's mortgage payment, my wife's Volkswagen Atlas, and the challenges of creating a backyard ice-skating rink. We'll also marvel at the wonders of the Zamboni and discuss the importance of teaching our children about money.
Finally, indulge in a bit of nostalgia with us as we reminisce about Dairy Queen, hot fudge, and the death stare you get when you ask for a concrete mixer. We'll cover the magic of fast food and ice cream, discuss our experiences with installing wood floors, and debate the pros and cons of supporting zoos. So, don't miss out on this engaging and entertaining discussion that's guaranteed to make you laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, guys, you're there live, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah well, do it live .
I can't read what the thingsays.
The fucking thing is Shit.
we'll do it live dude, yousounded exactly like him and
we're back with.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That was beautiful.
That was exactly like a littleone-eyed little.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
They should buy, did they should write a documentary
up about Bill O'Reilly That'shis name.
The guy did that, yeah, it hestarted on the show called
inside edition.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You remember inside edition was that did Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
that is.
I know what it is.
I've never watched it.
What's the?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
new one now that it's got.
That's everyone watches theCelebrity show.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
TMZ, tmz.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's like the pre TMZ , pre internet.
Way you learned aboutcelebrities was on inside
edition.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I learned.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I learned on the soup it was.
That was another one, but itwas like a TV version of the I'm
the end cap star magazines thatare at all the grocery stores.
Right, it's a TV show and hewas just that.
And then Fox News was like wewant to have a news channel And
we can't imagine ourselveshaving anyone better hosted than
that man who's doing that show.
(01:11):
So they hired him as the FoxNews anchor and then he had a
bunch of other shit happen tohim But he's like what I don't
recall, because they haven'tdone it goddamn Documentary on
him yet, so I can't even watchit on TV.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's your shit together Should.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I fall.
Should I pull it on theinternet now?
come on, i'm busy watching thisnew YouTube show called three
dimes, and Why can I get mychemistry?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's your nose is always that crooked.
What the fuck man.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Come on dude, i'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know I, you know I'm frozen.
Yeah, i know you are.
You know, i don't even I'm noteven I'm a man trilliquist.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I tell you a man, listen to me, talk, no animation
.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, you're back.
You know how I center thecamera on my face.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, I know that I use the BB.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I Figured that was a measure it teamed in on the
measure it from here to there,from there to there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The Victor.
What do you use?
Kevin Hart's or eggplants?
What's your universalmeasurement?
Kevin Hart's.
One Kevin Hart's is good enoughfor me Somebody gonna greet the
audience, for goodness sake.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, whoever's out there,
thanks for watching.
You know what We alwaysappreciate you.
if you missed it, we hadtic-tones about 15 minutes ago.
It was great.
It was one of my favorite onesso far, maybe it's already been
scrubbed from the internet bythe YouTube guys, so you gotta
catch it live and I think Ithink we're gonna do that in the
(02:49):
beginning, just because They doscrub it and they do stop us
from putting it up live.
So we'll just do that in thebeginning every time.
Plus, i guess it's hyped up,although Tony, not so much.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He's just full day.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He's yawning like a little like a fucking about your
40 year, hey, lock, or whateveryou were talking about when we
didn't think we were alive.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Joking about my 40%.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Mortgage payment.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I got yeah well, my neighbor was my wonder, and I
had to sign paperwork with adude named Vin, was that?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't know, dude, speaking of that, you know how,
when you go by a car and yousign the deal with their
salesman and you're like,alright, i'll take this car for
this amount of money, you know,make sure you wash it for me.
And then they take you into theback room or you do the
financing and it's like Svetlana.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sexy.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Russian who barely speaks any English.
Yeah, like all you need to dois sign here and then she tries
to sell you the extra insuranceand the Protection program and
the other things I got raped onthat $500 for two oil changes if
I recall they were like are yousure you want to have your wife
(04:01):
come in your Wanoch?
you just do this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This is a group decision, family choice.
I feel like the women would the.
Your wife would be the one thatmakes the decision too quickly
And you'd be the one that wouldbe the one to negotiate a
cheaper price or I don't everout of this stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't ever extra little deals.
They feel I don't ever buy theextra deals ever.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They're bullshit.
I, i won't now I had to.
oh you know what?
It wasn't even oil changes, itwas car washes.
I got two car washes for $3,500on the van.
No, the the, as I said, beworth it on the hand The, the
blue car I sold my brother formore $500.
(04:47):
Is that it HHR right?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
HHR already for you only took it so weird that I
know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I Took.
I got two car washes becauseevery time I go in there They
give me fucking dirty looks andlike I Think This takes so much
time.
I'm like fuck this, i'm done.
I don't give a fuck, hmm, and Itry to get out of 3,500 extra
dollars, but I paid it Last lasttime I bought a car was, uh,
(05:14):
well, actually it was two carsago.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But uh, the car my wife drives It's a Volkswagen
Atlas.
That's right.
And I've never dealt with theGermans before on stuff and I
know they can be a little pushy.
So when I was sitting down withthe finance manager, i happen
to have a very, very good friend, who, who lives about an hour
and a half away, who is or wasin the car industry as a finance
(05:43):
manager slash.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So sell you the under store manager right, so I.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So while the dude's doing his his spiel about why I
should buy this and why I shouldbuy that and how much it is, i
Have my friend on speakerphonewith me and he's doing the
negotiating What through me,like he's telling me what to say
on Speaker phone in front ofthe guy, in front of the guy and
(06:16):
and he's like you know you wantto buy this.
Uh, whatever package, protectionpackage or whatever door dings,
dens and scratches.
And My boy, matt's like howmuch is he selling it to you for
?
I'm like, yeah, how much is it?
and he goes It's a twenty threehundred dollars.
He's like, telling me, give himfive.
(06:36):
He goes, here's the deal.
He goes, they pay $750 for it.
He goes there.
Everything that they make abovethat's profit.
They're allowed to sell it aslow as like $975.
He's like, tell me I'll givehim nine, fifty.
He goes, don't, don't pay overa thousand for it.
(06:58):
And the dude's like fuck he'slike He's like alright, man, you
can have it at a grand.
I'm like cool, thank you, i'lltake it.
And we did that with everyaspect of writing this thing up.
Yeah, it's funny because Italked to my boy, matt, on the
phone like an hour and a halfago, like right before you guys
(07:20):
got here.
I was on the phone with him andHe told me he's gonna pull a
favor Pretty quickly from me forsaving me all that money He's
already caught just recentlycalled it in on yeah Yeah he's
trying to build an undergroundbasketball hoop.
(07:42):
Untouched attached to the sideof his house underneath the
ground.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, it's gonna have like half.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Teen foot ceilings half down, half out, but like
basically a mini warehouseattached to the side of his
house like a, like a silo,sticking out the side, kind of
Oh no, it would be like.
It was like seven feet aboveground, seven feet below ground.
You.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to to share thispodcast to multiple places and
see if we can get more listeners.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So you go.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm going to go on, you keep going I got like six
places show that, so I see ifyou can get more listeners.
So and he's trying to tell me,i gotta come hook them up with
all the flooring for free.
I don't even know how to dothat kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I Imagine it comes in like pallet sized already
connected sections and you placeit in?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
no, it's.
It's a certain process of awood floor You have to install,
which I don't you put on likethat quarter inch thick layer
Polyurethane clear coat?
well, there's there's like awhole sleeper system that needs
to take place, where you got tobuild like Certain layers of
subfloor.
So how do you think they're notjust bouncing it on the?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
ground.
How do you think they move themin and out of like when they?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
never cared to watch.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Change over and shit, because the bucks go on like
four different courts throughoutthe year.
Yeah, switch them back andforth and shit.
And they have other eventsthere that don't have basketball
courts.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm sure it's all just palletized.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I gotta imagine it's like four by four sections or
some shit, something like that.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I know, i know, when they bring in hockey, they bring
in bags of ice.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Really, how does that work?
I don't believe so.
I didn't hear anything.
You're saying it's hydroniccooling with tubes underneath
the ice Sheet that can freeze itand like that makes way more
sense.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And dumping bags ice from quick trip, fill it with
water.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, for a little water on it.
You ever watch the Zamboni goby like we go to a pettit ice
for Free.
Skate around the the ring.
You get to go around the icerink, right, but they, they shut
it down to you to pusheverybody off.
And the Zamboni's come out andrun.
Zamboni, you know how that shitworks.
(09:57):
No, that's just pretty crazy.
They pour a little bit of hotwater on it and a little Little
squeegee on the back to justsqueegee it to, leaving just a
little water behind, and all thewater fills in all the cracks.
Ah, and it's hot water, sothere's all kinds of
opportunities for it to changetemperature real quickly.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I like it, it's cold, and then it freezes over.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's cool, tony, do you think you could outrun a
Zambon, zamboni, zamboni?
No, not on the ice, you know ifit was on the road?
Yeah, i Think they go like haveyou watched the new dumb and
dumber?
Could you out skate?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I think they go like 30 or 40 miles.
Yeah, you could probably crankone up pretty quick.
They got big diesel engines inthem and I think they're diesel.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I can out skate one for sure, i'm white on my feet.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You can ice skate?
Yeah, oh my god, i want to seethis.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean, i have it, i have to stretch out.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
So you can't, i took about it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Can't I skate?
I took about a 10 year breakand I was able to get jumped
right back into it, yeah.
but I heard like a son of abitch, oh yeah, stay.
now was I skating with my kid?
I Wasn't like competitive iceskating, i was just going around
in a circle trying to stayvertical.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Where did you ice skate?
I was gonna say did you?
find it's a great, it's a WestAlice treasure.
Yeah Well, did you find like asaying, did you find like a
frozen pond somewhere and youknow, fucking can't?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
be skate, not frozen pond, that's how people get hurt
.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Skate over all those fucking hills and fucking,
however, the shit.
That ice hasn't been Zamboni.
Yeah, I know I was what I'msaying.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
So when I was a kid, in the back of my house We had
we lived on the our backyardbutted up to a circle
neighborhood, so There was likethese spaces of like just lawn.
They were probably like thecircles, lots weird shaped
corner of their lot.
You're right, but no one wentover there ever.
And I noticed one year that itkind of like when it would Snow
(12:02):
and then rain and then snow andmelt and snow and melt and snow
and be cold, it would formalmost a fucking Like perfect
ice.
Yeah, so I noticed this oneyear.
So the next year I Spent timemaking sure that I could start
collecting water in a morepurposeful manner to go to these
(12:23):
sections And we had set upbasically a backyard ice skating
rink.
It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Do you ever see those people at?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
hockey for like two years when I was a kid.
It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You ever, you never seen someone in their backyard
like kind of dig a hole out,like obviously a flat hole, and
then put a tarp.
Yeah, there's, one collect thewater, wait for the winter time
to come and then have it all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
There's one on any.
There's one on 84 Street, justright by my house, basically.
It's like to my neighborhood totwo of my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Do that.
They have like a little wall.
Yeah Well, they build thatfucking same.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh, they build a wall , so they build it just up on
the ground.
Now I'm talking about thesefucking people are so crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
They dig into the ground.
Oh, I've seen the ones likeTony's talk about where like
it's like a miniature pool, butit's only six inches.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, eight inches tall, you don't need to be.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
and then there's a special tarp for my one
neighbor's fucking huge so howto Talking about getting it
clean and being easy, easier toskate on, how do they?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, they buy many Zamboni.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean it wouldn't be that hard to replicate the
conditions that a Zambonicreates by.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
They got to keep adding water.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You pretty much keep add water for the most part.
So you got it like you, chris.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You said it's kind of like putting on Self-levelers.
You got to put hot water on sodoesn't freeze fast enough.
So to get to the, you know hotwater freezes faster.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You put hot water on her so that it freezes faster.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
That makes no fucking sense.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I know it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Science guy never fucking told me that you want to
know do you want to know why,jay?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, chemical reaction.
Well, because the molecules ofhot are Moving around faster, so
there's space and motion that'sallows Transduction of heat.
Have you ever done the thingwhere you take the boiling water
outside in the freezing air andthrowing the air And it turns
to snow?
Oh, no man, you got.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
When it's really cold near windshields.
I see you're supposed to hit itwith a pot of hot water.
I'm an.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm a hobbit.
When it comes to winter, i'minside.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You're gonna fuck his whole life up, tony, no, tony.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm not stupid, you dickhead.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
He lives.
He's got a parking garage likeI'm gonna go boil water?
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
microwave it Yeah, probably the best way to get one
cup of water hot is themicrowave Man.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What a fucking feet is that that science?
I can't fucking answer rightthere, It's just fucking.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
How does that?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
crisping sleeve work with the fucking hot pockets,
That's.
I Thought you weren't supposedto put aluminum foil in there
but it's not foil.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's a foil like substance.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Do you ever?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
get the.
Have you ever gotten like apizza that's microwaved and it
comes?
you got to flip the box inverseon its side there, and Then it
has this sheet of that.
No, oh dude, you like amicrowave dijorno or some shit,
or even a l'inquisition.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's pizza.
I don't buy pre-made pizza.
Try this once.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You throw it on, that's it.
You got to take the box andopen it up in a way that the top
Becomes your plate and on thatplate is that crisping sleeve
Foil, like substance you'retalking about.
If your pizza's round and it'soff-centered a little bit from
the crisping round Thing, if youdon't leave it on there, the
(15:55):
ends that are off of that littlefucking non-aluminum shit Get
rock hard like they way overcook.
It's an anti-cooking sleeve, ithink.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So I okay now you guys, would you?
would you go immediately to themicrowave because it's more
convenient, or did you go to theoven like Water?
I'm just saying in general.
So, like I say, if you're gonnacook some Pretzels, you know
like just some frozen pretzelssure to get sure you get it the
grocery store And you're gonnaput some cheese squeeze cheese
(16:28):
on it.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I usually buy my pretzels and sticks.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Of course you say I'm see saying, of course you do
the soft pretzels.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, i'm a freezer, yeah, the ones my kids and you
put a little water on the topand you sprinkle some salt on
that shit.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I can't microwave those Oh well you're my way.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I gotta go oven, Okay but here's the thing It's a
totally different taste if youmicrowave it.
It's marvelous soft chewy.
So if it's often, then it'slike it's got a crispy.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I have these in my freezer.
I have them right now go homeagain.
There was a night, it mighthave been a night after
podcasting recently where I waslike cat.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
What kind of cheese do you use?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
them like the chip queso.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
The squeezey thing you push on the top, i go with.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I go with the gat glass jar of like awesome old
Dutch cheese.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yes, I mean shit.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yes, you got, you got , dude.
You got to use the like theplastic cheese.
That's what you use.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yes, you know if you go to quick from the quick Yes,
No here's a quick hack for youguys All cheese.
I use quick trip, but you canreally use any gas station that
serves hot dogs and nachos.
If you fill up one of theirdrink cups full of nacho cheese,
they only charge you for thedrink.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't, that's disgusting because they don't
know.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You put the top.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Put a straw that you.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Ridiculous you like.
Why is your orange soda sosolid?
wise your soda so thick.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You go up there You're sucking hard as fuck on
their little quick trip straw.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So you basically took the whole bag that they put it
to the cheese into your cup.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You take your mouth off the strong and cheese.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Dude, i want you to do this story.
I want you to take a fuckinghidden camera.
We are getting cameras, man.
I mean, there'd be so much funhidden camera in there.
Go get that fucking cheese, putit on the thing and see if they
notice it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The fucking see, we got it.
The cop is Steaming Top you topit with all those free
jalapenos they got up there youtell them don't touch it, it's
hot.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Or you just go up there, lit off and all and be
like I couldn't find any littlecups.
You guys are out of littlerambit kid cuffs when I go to
the colors by my house Anddefinitely worth it.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Man for a cup of soda , but there's a couple of cheese
, or I mean a glass.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
So not that long ago I bought like a little pint of
ice cream at colors by my house.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And by yourself all sad.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, and I asked for a side.
Well, you bought custard sir.
Saying for people that aren'tfrom the Midwest carry on, they
don't want to say custard.
They think I'm buying like theinside of it.
Don't know who the fuck buys apint of custard, but I asked for
(19:37):
a side of Hot fudge because I'mlike long.
I take it home the kids aregonna eat colons off it.
I'm gonna make myself a littlehot fudge Sunday, you know.
They filled up.
Who did who's that?
Oh, that's wingstop bro.
Wow, that was a really garglingone.
They Uh they filled up one ofthe small water cups full of hot
(19:57):
fudge.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And gave it to me and I'm like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Look at my receipt.
I'm like they probably chargedme fucking $10.
Cause that's like a $3 jar atthe store, yeah, and they
charged me 80 cents for it AndI'm like well, perfect, i don't
buy half fudge anymore.
I go to fuck cul-a-vers, i gothrough the drive-through just
to get a side of hot fudge.
Can I get a side?
of hot fudge They gave it to meand uh, cul-a-vers has the
(20:26):
little paper drink cups for uhlike if you, if you asked for a
water cup they give you thatThey would give you this.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So it's one size smaller than the cup that they
sell.
How many times have you donethis?
Just one, twice, and they've.
It was always the same cup.
Yeah, really, i think I got thesame guy.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Wow, that's just his deal.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Then the, the, hmm, he just doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
If I have a real bad day at work what else are they
going to do?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Go around the counter and get one of them little
catch up things and fill it foryou.
That'd probably be enough forone?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, you would, but a whole pint.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I think they'd give you like a little bit in a cup
or something You have, you havemore fudge than you do ice cream
.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I bring it home, I repackage it and sell it.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
They probably they probably buy their fudge in a
keg, just like a bar buys theirbeer in a keg, though It
probably comes on the dolly.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
It's a big pump, a giant cylinder of fudge.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
There's a there's a big stainless vat behind the
fucking place.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I guess we're going to go there tonight?
We're going there, sure, whatdo you think about magic?
What's that magic coding?
The magic coding that?
you, what are you?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
with magic Mike and get your camera.
You're you're like so close toyour face.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Let him.
let him do what he's doing.
man, It's in zoom, I don't look, i don't adjust stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I want to see your more of your, your, your
attributes, like this Yeah,that's how Tony is like a primus
music video.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Hey, you know what I was into the Mike, j into the
Mike.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is the only time you've ever looked bigger than
me.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I can't in the mic.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Get away from the camera like that, do you look
like you're on drugs?
So what's that?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
stuff called.
You know I'm talking about the,the fucking coding It goes on
soft and gets hard when it's themagic show, magic show.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Dairy queen.
Dairy queen used to dip.
Oh yeah, Their whole theirwhole what is that?
frozen yogurt?
I don't know what they're doingSoft.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Soft, soft serve, yeah, they they dip it Soft
serve ice cream, They hold itupside down until it dries and
they go what about that deathstare they give you when they
give you a concrete mixer.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They're like wait, do that again.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I haven't been to dairy queen since I was like 13
years Oh dude, take your kid.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Dairy queen, my kids loves DQ.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I was there on.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
April.
You get lunch and everything.
now Most of them.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I was there in April 6th for my wife's birthday.
She loves the dairy queen icecream cakes And that was what I
got her was the dairy cream.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Damn.
And he showed up at her officelike a creepy ass door dash dude
and got her dinner, or lunch.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Who told you that?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You did on the podcast.
You fool, don't you watch thisthing?
Don't forget to watch.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Don't be like Jay.
If you would publish, you wouldhave known that you brought
that up.
You got no listeners.
We haven't released anything intwo months.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You know people, i know, that's what I'm saying.
is that, like, sometimes thesethings come around in a circle
to come right back to me.
They're like how did you hearthat You told me, or did someone
else tell you?
And you know, usually if I toldyou, i don't remember.
That's my problem.
Zanny, zanny, that's what Icall it.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So any any.
So last time I went to DairyQueen my brother was telling me
oh, dude, you should hit upDairy Queen for lunch.
And you got diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
They do like a good little lunch, special boxes and
stuff for like five or six bucks.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I'm like all right, cool, So I'm working.
I was working in the Alice andI went to that one over at
Greenfield.
Real pile of shit, do they?
and I'm like I'll take the hotdog lunch special and I
literally watch the guy throwthe hot dog in a microwave from
the package, just threw it inthe microwave, didn't put it on
(24:22):
anything.
I'm like you know what?
Fuck Dairy Queen Like I don'twant a microwaved hot dog for
lunch.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That's how.
That's how they always do.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
No man.
So you take your glizzies andyou put them on a hot grill.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You're talking about.
You're more of a.
What's the place called the Aand W guy?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't really go there either.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You're not about the corner store hot dog and ice
cream giant.
What's?
that's not your, they'redealing.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
What the fuck are you doing?
Just keep talking.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm alive on some other platform.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, it's the podcast platform.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Go ahead.
There's something wrong withyou mentally.
There's no time.
That's what I tell myself a lotbut go ahead, tony, you, you
made me lose my train of thought.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, we're even talking about ice cream now.
You're talking about ice cream.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I want to walk it out Tony's walking off the set.
He's done.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
He's telling me I gotta pay you $12.15 dick 15.
I gotta pay you 1150, 15 that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, you actually owe me a 750 for the three years
I've been paying for thispodcast.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's like you don't want to know that charge for
rent.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Jay's like finding out that you had a.
Jay's like finding out you owea child support on a kid, you
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
After a decade.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You know, sir, not only is this your kid, here's
your invoice You know I foundout he had another kid.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
This podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
He's silent.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So anyway, I don't really fuck with Dairy Queen.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I don't really.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't really do a and W I go with the fryer foods
fried chicken tenders, friedfries.
You got to get a good ice cream, good sauce serve.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'll tell you where I did try the other day.
This is a local West Alicetreat.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Sammies.
Oh yeah, sammies, they moved.
I was devastated, i was likethey're gone.
But then they were, that in thenew spot.
Watch it three times.
What was that little techniqueyou just did there, jay?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't know.
I have no idea what I'm evendoing right now.
I just this is the first timeI've ever even tried it.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Do?
you must have found a gap.
I really cheap gift card in oneof them, corner store gift card
dispenser.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I don't know some word broadcasting.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
But no, I go.
I go to places.
If I'm going to a place for adog, they better.
I better be able to get atleast a grilled or a fried
Polish at that's what I fuckwith anywhere I go dog house,
any of them little hot dogrestaurants.
I don't need no microwave,fucking glizzy.
You can keep it, you?
(27:08):
why you call him glissie.
now I'm a bit.
Everybody calls him glissie.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Never heard it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Everybody never heard it.
You look it up if you want.
What's a glissie?
My kids call them dog?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, a trick.
Is that the one that's breaded?
No, it's just a regular hot dog.
Why do you just call hot dogthen?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's their name.
Does the answer of any food.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
They serve a Spanish hamburger.
That's it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Why don't you?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
want to call it.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Spanish Spanish hamburger sloppy jails.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's all they do.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
They just got boiling chili back there and basically
look at my hands No French friesor nothing.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I don't think so.
I don't think foods are a thing.
I think they just go with thecustard.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You guys want to hear this alert I got.
Yeah you know Bill Belichick,coach of the page of the new
Patriots.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
No, I thought you're talking Bill Bellamy My stand up
heroes for the 90s from fromMTV Bill Bellamy All right, give
me some music, jay Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yep.
This just in a report.
All right, turn it down Threetimes reports.
Bill Belichick just wanted tofuck the jets when he traded the
.
Steelers during the draft.
Belichick just did it to fuckthe jets.
He sold low because he knew theSteelers were going to take the
kid the jets wanted.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh it's dramatic.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
According to the Washington.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Post as reported to you by three dimes I know, i did
hear that story and that wasbecause they're in the same
division and they're gettingAaron Rodgers, which he's he's
nervous about, but in Roger'ssocks, fucking Rogers.
Now I'm sorry Packer fans ineveryone in Wisconsin.
(29:06):
I don't like Aaron Rodgers.
I think Brett Farr was the onlyquarterback that really
mattered, and maybe Barstow, butTony has nothing to think about
that because he doesn't knowanything about this.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But all I want to ask is what?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Improve, or did it get worse when far Ray left?
And this and this Aaron Rogerskid took over the Packers do
better.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Aaron Rogers Their first year they weren't very
good.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
How about this?
Aaron Rogers won one Super Bowl.
Brett Favre won one Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Okay, so they both sound like a couple of losers.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Okay, and Aaron Rogers went to one Super Bowl
and Brett Favre went to twoSuper Bowls.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
So, and then this is like, this is like the Jordan
LeBron argument, right, i guess?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
you could say but Bart Starr, bart Starr, he won
the first two Super Bowls, andbefore there were Super Bowls he
won Was it five, four or fivechampionships in a row.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, but they probably didn't let black people
play back then.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Things were a little easier.
I think it was What was thefirst year of the Super Bowl 66.
No, i was way before that.
I'm stupid.
50s, 40s, you're, you're ourfootball.
I know I'm not There's nosports on this show.
There's no sports on this showbecause no one has any.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We just released breaking news on sports.
on this show We do everything.
Well, that was on this show.
This show does everything.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Did you hear that Jordy Nelson This is this was
tweeted Jordy Nelson, That's nota real name.
Jordy Nelson coming out ofretirement to play for the Jets.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The fucking J?
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I know, but did you see the tweet Come?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
on?
Yeah, I saw it.
Is that?
is that their real name?
or is that short for something?
Jordy name, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Jordy, nelson Jordy.
So here's the thing He's awhite boy from Kansas, aaron
Jones.
Aaron Jones went to the NewYork Jets.
Okay, he took six Packers withhim.
Aaron Rogers, aaron Rogers.
What did I say, aaron Jones,did I?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
say Aaron.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Did I really say Aaron Jones?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I do find it.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Aaron Jones is actually is the player from the
Packers.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I think it's funny that he was always bitching in
the when he was a Packer abouthow he had no wide receivers and
then his two wide receivershe's taken have been from the
Packers.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
And they, they suck, washed up and one's never going
to mount anything.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Super Bowl one was in 67, j, 67.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh, so I said 65.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I thought it was a piece of the 56.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Did I say I don't know if I care, i don't fuck
care, i'm a sports, sportsfucking enthusiast, but I do
know a little bit about it And Iknow that it costs money and I
lose a lot.
My son, like I said we talkedabout this last time spent $600
on a soccer game.
Actually it was $735.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I finally found out the full total, he's still
running charges.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
There was some backlog charges.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I went through the.
I went through Apple, i wentthrough the company that has the
game won't give me money back.
I told this company.
they were like you can't doanything.
You got to go through Apple, wecan't help you out.
And I said Hey, you know what?
You help out your customersfirst.
Okay, i'm a customer and I'm aperson that plays your game.
That's who you help out.
(32:35):
You don't fucking, you know.
and they never, never appliedme and cared at all.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I did this audulently Did you.
Is that a word?
Did you ever see that, uh, thatviral video with the big fat
dude sitting at the table andhis wife's bitch Natum that he
spent $1,200 on fishing stuff?
No, and he's like.
The wife was like do you thinkeverybody's spending $1,200 on
(33:00):
fishing gear?
Sure, and the guy like fuckinggoes ballistic and he's turning
red veins popping out of hisneck He's going to walk their
fucking serious.
They do like.
I could just see you havingthat conversation about this
soccer game with your kid Likeis it okay that you spend $700
on this phone game?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I did tell him I did.
He's seven years old and I didtell him the first job you have,
you're paying me my money back.
You know what he told me?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
That's such an old school with new ski trick, i
know.
but you know you never pay.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I know, but he told me.
He told me he's like dad.
Now that I have a job, can Ibuy a little bit more stuff on
there?
Fucking bullshit dude.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
These kids are not a good payment plan.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
He's on a payment plan that he thinks he could add
more credit.
I'm like I didn't even up your,your credit limit.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Limit limit.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, i didn't up your credit limit, yet What are
you fucking talking about?
Usually, i start payingsomething to get your credit
limit up.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And unfortunately, the first four years are all
interest.
Everybody tells that No, i'mjust telling me Are you giving
them a variable rate or are youcompounding it?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No, i'm going to do the first year a zero APR, but
everything compounds after thatfirst year, because I know he
can't pay me back.
If not paid off in full.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yes, it's not paid off full.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And then it goes to a 35% 35?
.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
That's better than what I'm getting out of my house
.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
The Lincoln status will get you there.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
So I'm out of that money and that's prime, i'm
prime, plus 35.
So I don't even know whatyou're talking about.
I tuned you out when you said40% for your mortgage.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, so speaking of high interest mortgage, loans.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Every house that I looked at went for like 30 or
$40,000 more than it was.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
So you just got to pay more than what other people
are willing to pay.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I just got to go look at fucking cheaper houses, yeah
.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I encourage you to buy within your means and accept
that you're not going to getnearly anything.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
You actually want in your house.
That's what I did, you're goingto have to give it up and just
start looking a West house.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You know, what's fucking crazy is, every fucking
place we looked at and all thehouses that we kind of found
have no basement Right.
Who doesn't have?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
a basement.
Lots of people, people in cheapass houses.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
This is all of New Berlin.
These are not cheap houses.
These are the three to $400,000houses.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's not a base.
I don't know finding thesehouses, because they're 112,000
dollar houses that are beingsold for 300,000.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
The last house I looked at was over to 2200
square with no basement 200, 200, 2200 square feet over.
It has four bedrooms, two and ahalf baths, one floor, no
fucking basement, And there'sanother one that didn't have a
base before.
that too as well.
You know, I don't know.
(36:00):
I did this like they fuckingmocking Florida.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
You know I'm not trying to, i'm not trying to
start no shit right now.
but if you find some place witha crawl space, that's all the
basement your family needs Youdick.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, I don't know, man, you didn't get Chris
laughing on that one.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Something's tough.
How something's easy.
man, You just go in, yougrossly overpay for something
and you move the fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I remember when Tony was house hunting when he was
like, oh my God, guess what, jay?
They told me I could get a $2million house.
But I was like, wait, i shouldprobably look what I really can
spend and then like a millionfive.
And he's like giving me thesehand movements like this And
he's like I should probably makesure I can.
(36:44):
I'm in my limit and not overbudget.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
No they, they did.
This is what he did.
He's trying to fucking.
They did approve me for waymore than a million dollars.
Two million, i just said it, itwasn't two million.
It was way over a million AndI'm like yeah, two million.
Are you guys thinking why wouldyou give me that kind?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
of money.
I just like him, like he, justhe just comes out to me Jay, jay
, out of nowhere.
Out of nowhere, jay, i got aproof for two million.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
No, I was, I was in, I was in an hour and 10 minute
conversation with you that youdidn't listen to anything And
that's all you took home,Because when he starts talking
about we start talking money,then I'll start listening, like
that's all.
I care about.
Jay turns on, wouldn't you gethere?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Oh man, we've been here all day.
Yeah, i'm working and you'rebehind me talking.
I'm like, shut up, tony, i'm onyour dollar right now and
you're making, you're making meslow down.
But then you said two million.
I turned on a look that I'd belike what Two million?
Yeah, can you buy me one house?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
It's pretty crazy, i'll pay you, i'll approve you
for.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I'll pay you some interest on that.
Stop yawning.
You're making me want to get on.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah, i didn't use but like 60% of what they
approved me to use for buying ahouse because I didn't need a
big, although your house was uh,how long have you had?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
for seven or eight years.
So your house is way more thanit was when you bought it.
It's probably a hundredthousand dollars more than it
was.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
More than that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
See, no, that's different though.
So you got approved for, likeyou know, that's what I'm saying
.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
But that's what I get you.
But look at what hisneighborhood's doing, like he's
got literal bums.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
No, they got moved, they got moved out, they got
evicted.
They got evicted How There's aliteral tense city in his
backyard.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yours watch that.
You already see thatdocumentary 10 city.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
No, i didn't but it sounds awesome.
How did?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
you know, it was even a.
Thing.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
City's an old school term.
They were for bomb colonies.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
They were living underneath the state's longest
consecutive bike trail.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
It's.
It's funny, cause I was just inyour neighborhood and I was
looking for them balls.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, they moved out.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's like I got a little time.
They're under the bridge.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
There by VJ is a 92nd inch slinger, but they were
under the bike path bridge.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I took.
I took my kid to the zooyesterday, Oh yeah Yeah, And I
drove.
I drove by that bridge to seeif they wanted to get in on my
zoo pass.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Sure You could fit in the car, man They go did you
take them on an estimate there?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
They want some tile done somewhere.
We did stop at a job site onour way there and hippopotamus
spot.
They wanted some.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
A, you guys needed this old drywall.
I ripped out yesterday, it wasit was so.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
The zoo was so amazing yesterday.
It's a good zoo.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Why was it amazing?
It's the same thing every time,the hundred times ago.
No, they changed it up a lot,so how?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
they do all kinds of different special things.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
They got dinosaurs, sometimes they got that is like
always the same thing, And theychanged the stupid dragons when
it's not died dinosaur seasonWednesday.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Wednesday early afternoon you get to the zoo, i
know in there front row parking.
Yeah, it's nothing, but thesefoolish ass 20 something year
old moms walking around.
That's why you liked it,walking around this fucking zoo
with six month old babies Likethey still got feeling while
they're walking They still gotthe zipper covers over there
(40:29):
Fucking new boys like little assbabies and they're pulling them
up to fucking animals Like lookRiley, look Riley, it's the
monkeys and it's like you'refucking kid and that's an array
of hardly alive hardly alive,But no, honestly the zoo or not
(40:50):
pro life.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
The zoo was something that.
The zoo was something thatKatie took Claire to a lot when
they went, because it was rightthere.
You paid one subscription orwhatever 180 bucks for a family
pass.
You had it all year long.
You could go there and walkaround.
They had food, their drinks,their music.
Their people would go there,get out of the house.
You just push this kid in thestroller, they're happy.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
But, yeah, putting their kids up to the window and
shit, I'm like that's a littleass baby to be here Like this
kid.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I don't you ever watch those, those, those shorts
, those shorts where a kid goesup to the window and the tiger
jumps at him and the kid freaksout, or something like that?
I always wanted that to happen,but those, those animals are
full, are so decrepit and socaged.
All they do is walk back andforth, back and forth.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I think it's a new opportunity to get out of that
motherfuckers.
going to happen soon, anytime.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's so bad though It's like the polar bear.
Every time I see the polar bearand I don't got the polar bear.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
There's a brown bear in there.
now, you bet it, did you say.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
No, no, the polar bear.
I always get it in there bywater.
When I see the polar bear, allhe does is walk back and forth,
back and forth This 20 footpathway, back and forth.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I like how they put the lions up on the back hill
and then they put a little modeand then they put the guzzles
and the lions food in the front,one that they can't get to like
their teasing them.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
It's brutal, make some feel wild.
I just don't.
I mean, i feel like supportingthe zoo is a bad thing because
you gotta fuck off, Jay.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I love animals God damn cats in a fucking closet
for like six months.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That was for their health.
No, they're healthy.
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (42:40):
the zoo is.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's not for that.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
They're out catching fucking wild animals A full wild
animals.
They're not.
They're not like Oh look atthis lion, he's thriving in
Africa.
Let's put him in a cage.
They're taking a fucked up onesthat nobody wants.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Hey, that's what they want.
They want you to believe thatThere wasn't shot off.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
There's zero percent chance I'd ever see a koala in
my life.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
You shouldn't see a koala.
You don't live in.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Japan.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Japan.
Where do they have?
Where do they have?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
koala.
I thought you were going to sayFlorida.
Yeah, you want to see the goodkoalas, you gotta go to Florida.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm just saying, man, you got to have zoos.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, you don't.
There's not, there's no needfor them, no.
I spent over half with thegiant Pacific octopus There's a,
there's preservations that theyshould make more of, not zoos.
We're not you.
Okay, yeah, yeah, done, i'mdone.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Every animal in that zoo, except the peacocks, would
be dead without that zoo.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You think the peacocks would survive?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah they're, they're survived.
They were scaring little kidsand eating.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
What did you call them Slossies?
What are they, glissie?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Glissie.
What is the Glissie?
Google it.
It's a fucking hot dog.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh, you did say that before.
Yeah, glissies, they saw it,this house in the zoo.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
A glissie.
It has surpassed all moral,moral boundaries.
once every thousand years, aman is born with a glissie.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
G L I Z Z Y.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
This is a comparative glisser, superative glissie
from North English Shinyglistening slang, slippery
glossy.
What are you?
How do you spell?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
How do you spell it?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
To Z's.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Are you sure you spell?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
it Meaning a Glock is originated from a Glock, a
small handgun Ridely recognizedslang term for glocks, with use
spreading beyond hip hopcommunity to become a popular
slang slang gang slang termamong gang enthusiasts and
social media.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Someone told you the wrong the wrong word.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Another word for hot dog in DC Oh there we go Was
good, oh, he's got it.
Slang term from hot dog in June2020.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
All right, i believe you know It's on the internet
only because that last.
only because that last sentence, only because the last sentence
.
But you listen to us on threetimes.
This is our Tuesday podcast.
We'll be back in your ears onThursday.
If you're listening live rightnow, stay tuned because we're
not going anywhere.
We're just going to take alittle break.
(45:28):
Actually, we're not taking abreak, we're just going to be
right back.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Thanks for clearing that up, Jay Yep.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
That was that bad A little bit Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Well, you know what It'll be fine, your turn next
time.
Don't worry, you're not goingto put it on the internet anyway
.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
There's also a vegan food company called glissies.
That's a fucking bold move.
Hey, fucking hot dogs.
My screen right now is a hotdog with a face on it And this
word that says glissies, veganfood company.
That's creepy looking.
Yeah, it is, we'll be back.
(46:04):
We're fucking right here still.
No, i mean, i hit the buttonalready.
Huh.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, that's a record .
You guys going to start givingme my rent?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Your rent money.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, rent money.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
You need that rent money for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, man $15 a month .
That's all you need to pay.
That's it.
That's a pretty good deal.
It's fucking cheap.
Both of you And you haven'tpaid me yet.
It's been I haven't beeninvoiced 2436.
It's been 48 weeks, 48 months,months, excuse me, so times that
by 15.
(46:45):
Let's do this.
Okay, let's do the math realquick Here.
Let's see this 42 times 15.
48.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
48.
Well, 45, 720.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Actually, it's not as much as I thought it would be.
You guys owe me $720 each, yep.
No, no, no, yeah each, because15 each in total.
Yeah, so I need $1400 and somedollars from bitches.
Well, you know what You returnon, your return on therapy,
(47:18):
because this is what this is,this is man therapy.
This is us talking on the phone, but being together and hanging
out.
Okay, so, $15 a month.
Can you handle that?
Tony, tell it on the podcastright now.
Can you handle that?
I knew you were being sued, youbeing fucked in the ass and
you're also being raped and youjust got robbed, but can you
handle the $15 a month?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
I cannot All right.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
You gotta wait till.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
I refinance.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Okay, well, i'll just keep the bill.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I gotta get out of this heel lock.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I'll keep the bill ready for your ass.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
He lock.
Yeah, they got me on a 40% loanon my house.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
You have a 40% loan on top of your home.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
A home equity loan 40% interest Yeah 40% my ass.
That's all I could get.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
That's pretty brutal.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
We going on the internet now.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You don't want to.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, look at notifications.
What is this, oh?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
What's up, i got the thing.
Where does your wife think thetick came from?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Before it came to the podcast, i was playing soccer
and football with the childrenoutside, so it's your fault, you
drugged it.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
She blamed me right away.
Yeah, she blamed me for thecats that live in your bathroom
too.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
They don't live there anymore.
but yeah, Who lives in the?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
bathroom now.
Did you re-home them?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
after your rehab No, they are great, they're healthy.
They don't have any fuckingwarms.
They don't have any warms.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Warms?
Have they given each otherherpes yet?
You can't really see their lips, so maybe It's interesting that
you're, are they boy boy girl,girl, girl girl?
So do they scissor.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Well, i mean yeah, probably.
That's the only way they can doit right Nice.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Pussy scissor.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Pussy scissor in.
Okay, so you know what thething about it is.
I had a boy cat for many years.
Cats don't do what dogs do.
They don't hump your leg, no,they piss on your face.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
We know that but they don't know that.
I never knew that You had ablack cat that used to piss on
your face.
What was his name?
R Kelly.
Do you think another?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
fucking R Kelly thing on TV.
My wife was watching.
What is it?
Speaker 3 (50:16):
The survivors.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, i watch, i watch Um what is it Surviving?
Speaker 1 (50:20):
R Kelly, i'm sick of seeing that shit.
They can't hear.
They can't hear us on live.
Just let you guys know that Idon't know, you know all them.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Women are survivors, r Kelly.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Whatever Abuse them.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Okay, mainly when they were kids, so they want to
talk about it on TV now.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah, Get their closure.
He's already in jail.
He's he's got charges that areeven sentenced, yet, Like he's
got no sentence for some charges, He's.
He's.
He's not getting out of jail No.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
So I like that.
They asked Dave Chappelle if hewanted to be part of the
documentary surviving R Kelly.
And he said wait because hemade a song 25 years ago called
I want to piss on you.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Everyone knows that, chris.
You don't know that?
Yeah, but why would he want?
Speaker 2 (51:06):
to be on that.
That's what he said.
Yeah, like, what am I going todo?
I don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
I don't know about him.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
It's just a headline that he was playing off on his
TV show.
Right, I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh good start for this podcast.
I'm pretty sure you can't hearwhat we're saying.
Hey, even if you could,nobody's listening anyway, i
know, but I'm I'm pretty sureyou can't.
Let me see, let me see, realquick.
Let me see, let me see, Let mesee, let me see, let me see, oh,
that hurt.
(51:42):
Okay, you can, nice, you can,you can hear everything.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
That's the last time I did it.
You couldn't.
You didn't hit the buttons Theright.
I know, but I'm kidding you not.
Well, that's great.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Who knows what we're saying?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
That is what's called untethered uncensored I should
probably TV internet radio show.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
But here's the problem.
I can't stop the goddamn timer.
You can do whatever you want.
I can on this?
If I hit the button, it willfucking stop the recording.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
And we know how you get under pressure with buttons.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I have to wait till the 30 seconds are over.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
You don't have to do anything You don't want to do.
Jay, usually that's not true.
Take control of your life.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
I try to.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I wonder what we, what we have in store for you
people today.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
You'll find out in about 20 seconds, apparently you
know we're all going to findout in about 20 seconds, because
I don't know the fuck we'reeven talking about.
Yeah, yeah, sure I just nineseconds Six.
Okay, guys, you're there live, fuck it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah well, do it live .
I can't read what the thingsays.
The fucking thing is Shit.
we'll do it live dude, yousounded exactly like him and
we're back with.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That was beautiful.
That was exactly like a littleone-eyed little.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
They should buy, did they should write a documentary
up about Bill O'Reilly That'shis name.
The guy did that, yeah, it hestarted on the show called
inside edition.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You remember inside edition was that did Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
that is.
I know what it is.
I've never watched it.
What's the?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
new one now that it's got.
That's everyone watches theCelebrity show.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
TMZ, tmz.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's like the pre TMZ , pre internet.
Way you learned aboutcelebrities was on inside
edition.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I learned.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I learned on the soup it was.
That was another one, but itwas like a TV version of the I'm
the end cap star magazines thatare at all the grocery stores.
Right, it's a TV show and hewas just that.
And then Fox News was like wewant to have a news channel And
we can't imagine ourselveshaving anyone better hosted than
that man who's doing that show.
(01:11):
So they hired him as the FoxNews anchor and then he had a
bunch of other shit happen tohim But he's like what I don't
recall, because they haven'tdone it goddamn Documentary on
him yet, so I can't even watchit on TV.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's your shit together Should.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I fall.
Should I pull it on theinternet now?
come on, i'm busy watching thisnew YouTube show called three
dimes, and Why can I get mychemistry?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's your nose is always that crooked.
What the fuck man.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Come on dude, i'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know I, you know I'm frozen.
Yeah, i know you are.
You know, i don't even I'm noteven I'm a man trilliquist.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I tell you a man, listen to me, talk, no animation
.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Okay, you're back.
You know how I center thecamera on my face.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, I know that I use the BB.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I Figured that was a measure it teamed in on the
measure it from here to there,from there to there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The Victor.
What do you use?
Kevin Hart's or eggplants?
What's your universalmeasurement?
Kevin Hart's.
One Kevin Hart's is good enoughfor me Somebody gonna greet the
audience, for goodness sake.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, whoever's out there,
thanks for watching.
You know what We alwaysappreciate you.
if you missed it, we hadtic-tones about 15 minutes ago.
It was great.
It was one of my favorite onesso far, maybe it's already been
scrubbed from the internet bythe YouTube guys, so you gotta
catch it live and I think Ithink we're gonna do that in the
(02:49):
beginning, just because They doscrub it and they do stop us
from putting it up live.
So we'll just do that in thebeginning every time.
Plus, i guess it's hyped up,although Tony, not so much.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He's just full day.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He's yawning like a little like a fucking about your
40 year, hey, lock, or whateveryou were talking about when we
didn't think we were alive.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Joking about my 40%.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Mortgage payment.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I got yeah well, my neighbor was my wonder, and I
had to sign paperwork with adude named Vin, was that?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't know, dude, speaking of that, you know how,
when you go by a car and yousign the deal with their
salesman and you're like,alright, i'll take this car for
this amount of money, you know,make sure you wash it for me.
And then they take you into theback room or you do the
financing and it's like Svetlana.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sexy.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Russian who barely speaks any English.
Yeah, like all you need to dois sign here and then she tries
to sell you the extra insuranceand the Protection program and
the other things I got raped onthat $500 for two oil changes if
I recall they were like are yousure you want to have your wife
(04:01):
come in your Wanoch?
you just do this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This is a group decision, family choice.
I feel like the women would the.
Your wife would be the one thatmakes the decision too quickly
And you'd be the one that wouldbe the one to negotiate a
cheaper price or I don't everout of this stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't ever extra little deals.
They feel I don't ever buy theextra deals ever.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
They're bullshit.
I, i won't now I had to.
oh you know what?
It wasn't even oil changes, itwas car washes.
I got two car washes for $3,500on the van.
No, the the, as I said, beworth it on the hand The, the
blue car I sold my brother formore $500.
(04:47):
Is that it HHR right?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
HHR already for you only took it so weird that I
know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I Took.
I got two car washes becauseevery time I go in there They
give me fucking dirty looks andlike I Think This takes so much
time.
I'm like fuck this, i'm done.
I don't give a fuck, hmm, and Itry to get out of 3,500 extra
dollars, but I paid it Last lasttime I bought a car was, uh,
(05:14):
well, actually it was two carsago.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But uh, the car my wife drives It's a Volkswagen
Atlas.
That's right.
And I've never dealt with theGermans before on stuff and I
know they can be a little pushy.
So when I was sitting down withthe finance manager, i happen
to have a very, very good friend, who, who lives about an hour
and a half away, who is or wasin the car industry as a finance
(05:43):
manager slash.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So sell you the under store manager right, so I.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So while the dude's doing his his spiel about why I
should buy this and why I shouldbuy that and how much it is, i
Have my friend on speakerphonewith me and he's doing the
negotiating What through me,like he's telling me what to say
on Speaker phone in front ofthe guy, in front of the guy and
(06:16):
and he's like you know you wantto buy this.
Uh, whatever package, protectionpackage or whatever door dings,
dens and scratches.
And My boy, matt's like howmuch is he selling it to you for
?
I'm like, yeah, how much is it?
and he goes It's a twenty threehundred dollars.
He's like, telling me, give himfive.
(06:36):
He goes, here's the deal.
He goes, they pay $750 for it.
He goes there.
Everything that they make abovethat's profit.
They're allowed to sell it aslow as like $975.
He's like, tell me I'll givehim nine, fifty.
He goes, don't, don't pay overa thousand for it.
(06:58):
And the dude's like fuck he'slike He's like alright, man, you
can have it at a grand.
I'm like cool, thank you, i'lltake it.
And we did that with everyaspect of writing this thing up.
Yeah, it's funny because Italked to my boy, matt, on the
phone like an hour and a halfago, like right before you guys
(07:20):
got here.
I was on the phone with him andHe told me he's gonna pull a
favor Pretty quickly from me forsaving me all that money He's
already caught just recentlycalled it in on yeah Yeah he's
trying to build an undergroundbasketball hoop.
(07:42):
Untouched attached to the sideof his house underneath the
ground.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, it's gonna have like half.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Teen foot ceilings half down, half out, but like
basically a mini warehouseattached to the side of his
house like a, like a silo,sticking out the side, kind of
Oh no, it would be like.
It was like seven feet aboveground, seven feet below ground.
You.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to to share thispodcast to multiple places and
see if we can get more listeners.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So you go.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm going to go on, you keep going I got like six
places show that, so I see ifyou can get more listeners.
So and he's trying to tell me,i gotta come hook them up with
all the flooring for free.
I don't even know how to dothat kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I Imagine it comes in like pallet sized already
connected sections and you placeit in?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
no, it's.
It's a certain process of awood floor You have to install,
which I don't you put on likethat quarter inch thick layer
Polyurethane clear coat?
well, there's there's like awhole sleeper system that needs
to take place, where you got tobuild like Certain layers of
subfloor.
So how do you think they're notjust bouncing it on the?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
ground.
How do you think they move themin and out of like when they?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
never cared to watch.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Change over and shit, because the bucks go on like
four different courts throughoutthe year.
Yeah, switch them back andforth and shit.
And they have other eventsthere that don't have basketball
courts.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm sure it's all just palletized.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I gotta imagine it's like four by four sections or
some shit, something like that.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I know, i know, when they bring in hockey, they bring
in bags of ice.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Really, how does that work?
I don't believe so.
I didn't hear anything.
You're saying it's hydroniccooling with tubes underneath
the ice Sheet that can freeze itand like that makes way more
sense.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And dumping bags ice from quick trip, fill it with
water.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, for a little water on it.
You ever watch the Zamboni goby like we go to a pettit ice
for Free.
Skate around the the ring.
You get to go around the icerink, right, but they, they shut
it down to you to pusheverybody off.
And the Zamboni's come out andrun.
Zamboni, you know how that shitworks.
(09:57):
No, that's just pretty crazy.
They pour a little bit of hotwater on it and a little Little
squeegee on the back to justsqueegee it to, leaving just a
little water behind, and all thewater fills in all the cracks.
Ah, and it's hot water, sothere's all kinds of
opportunities for it to changetemperature real quickly.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I like it, it's cold, and then it freezes over.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's cool, tony, do you think you could outrun a
Zambon, zamboni, zamboni?
No, not on the ice, you know ifit was on the road?
Yeah, i Think they go like haveyou watched the new dumb and
dumber?
Could you out skate?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I think they go like 30 or 40 miles.
Yeah, you could probably crankone up pretty quick.
They got big diesel engines inthem and I think they're diesel.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I can out skate one for sure, i'm white on my feet.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You can ice skate?
Yeah, oh my god, i want to seethis.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I mean, i have it, i have to stretch out.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
So you can't, i took about it.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Can't I skate?
I took about a 10 year breakand I was able to get jumped
right back into it, yeah.
but I heard like a son of abitch, oh yeah, stay.
now was I skating with my kid?
I Wasn't like competitive iceskating, i was just going around
in a circle trying to stayvertical.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Where did you ice skate?
I was gonna say did you?
find it's a great, it's a WestAlice treasure.
Yeah Well, did you find like asaying, did you find like a
frozen pond somewhere and youknow, fucking can't?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
be skate, not frozen pond, that's how people get hurt
.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Skate over all those fucking hills and fucking,
however, the shit.
That ice hasn't been Zamboni.
Yeah, I know I was what I'msaying.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
So when I was a kid, in the back of my house We had
we lived on the our backyardbutted up to a circle
neighborhood, so There was likethese spaces of like just lawn.
They were probably like thecircles, lots weird shaped
corner of their lot.
You're right, but no one wentover there ever.
And I noticed one year that itkind of like when it would Snow
(12:02):
and then rain and then snow andmelt and snow and melt and snow
and be cold, it would formalmost a fucking Like perfect
ice.
Yeah, so I noticed this oneyear.
So the next year I Spent timemaking sure that I could start
collecting water in a morepurposeful manner to go to these
(12:23):
sections And we had set upbasically a backyard ice skating
rink.
It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Do you ever see those people at?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
hockey for like two years when I was a kid.
It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You ever, you never seen someone in their backyard
like kind of dig a hole out,like obviously a flat hole, and
then put a tarp.
Yeah, there's, one collect thewater, wait for the winter time
to come and then have it all.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
There's one on any.
There's one on 84 Street, justright by my house, basically.
It's like to my neighborhood totwo of my neighbors.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Do that.
They have like a little wall.
Yeah Well, they build thatfucking same.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh, they build a wall , so they build it just up on
the ground.
Now I'm talking about thesefucking people are so crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
They dig into the ground.
Oh, I've seen the ones likeTony's talk about where like
it's like a miniature pool, butit's only six inches.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, eight inches tall, you don't need to be.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
and then there's a special tarp for my one
neighbor's fucking huge so howto Talking about getting it
clean and being easy, easier toskate on, how do they?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Well, they buy many Zamboni.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean it wouldn't be that hard to replicate the
conditions that a Zambonicreates by.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
They got to keep adding water.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
You pretty much keep add water for the most part.
So you got it like you, chris.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You said it's kind of like putting on Self-levelers.
You got to put hot water on sodoesn't freeze fast enough.
So to get to the, you know hotwater freezes faster.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You put hot water on her so that it freezes faster.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
That makes no fucking sense.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I know it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Science guy never fucking told me that you want to
know do you want to know why,jay?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, chemical reaction.
Well, because the molecules ofhot are Moving around faster, so
there's space and motion that'sallows Transduction of heat.
Have you ever done the thingwhere you take the boiling water
outside in the freezing air andthrowing the air And it turns
to snow?
Oh, no man, you got.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
When it's really cold near windshields.
I see you're supposed to hit itwith a pot of hot water.
I'm an.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I'm a hobbit.
When it comes to winter, i'minside.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You're gonna fuck his whole life up, tony, no, tony.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I'm not stupid, you dickhead.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
He lives.
He's got a parking garage likeI'm gonna go boil water?
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
microwave it Yeah, probably the best way to get one
cup of water hot is themicrowave Man.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What a fucking feet is that that science?
I can't fucking answer rightthere, It's just fucking.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
How does that?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
crisping sleeve work with the fucking hot pockets,
That's.
I Thought you weren't supposedto put aluminum foil in there
but it's not foil.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's a foil like substance.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Do you ever?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
get the.
Have you ever gotten like apizza that's microwaved and it
comes?
you got to flip the box inverseon its side there, and Then it
has this sheet of that.
No, oh dude, you like amicrowave dijorno or some shit,
or even a l'inquisition.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's pizza.
I don't buy pre-made pizza.
Try this once.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You throw it on, that's it.
You got to take the box andopen it up in a way that the top
Becomes your plate and on thatplate is that crisping sleeve
Foil, like substance you'retalking about.
If your pizza's round and it'soff-centered a little bit from
the crisping round Thing, if youdon't leave it on there, the
(15:55):
ends that are off of that littlefucking non-aluminum shit Get
rock hard like they way overcook.
It's an anti-cooking sleeve, ithink.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So I okay now you guys, would you?
would you go immediately to themicrowave because it's more
convenient, or did you go to theoven like Water?
I'm just saying in general.
So, like I say, if you're gonnacook some Pretzels, you know
like just some frozen pretzelssure to get sure you get it the
grocery store And you're gonnaput some cheese squeeze cheese
(16:28):
on it.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I usually buy my pretzels and sticks.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Of course you say I'm see saying, of course you do
the soft pretzels.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, i'm a freezer, yeah, the ones my kids and you
put a little water on the topand you sprinkle some salt on
that shit.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I can't microwave those Oh well you're my way.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I gotta go oven, Okay but here's the thing It's a
totally different taste if youmicrowave it.
It's marvelous soft chewy.
So if it's often, then it'slike it's got a crispy.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I have these in my freezer.
I have them right now go homeagain.
There was a night, it mighthave been a night after
podcasting recently where I waslike cat.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
What kind of cheese do you use?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
them like the chip queso.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
The squeezey thing you push on the top, i go with.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I go with the gat glass jar of like awesome old
Dutch cheese.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yes, I mean shit.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yes, you got, you got , dude.
You got to use the like theplastic cheese.
That's what you use.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yes, you know if you go to quick from the quick Yes,
No here's a quick hack for youguys All cheese.
I use quick trip, but you canreally use any gas station that
serves hot dogs and nachos.
If you fill up one of theirdrink cups full of nacho cheese,
they only charge you for thedrink.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I don't, that's disgusting because they don't
know.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You put the top.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Put a straw that you.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Ridiculous you like.
Why is your orange soda sosolid?
wise your soda so thick.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You go up there You're sucking hard as fuck on
their little quick trip straw.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So you basically took the whole bag that they put it
to the cheese into your cup.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You take your mouth off the strong and cheese.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Dude, i want you to do this story.
I want you to take a fuckinghidden camera.
We are getting cameras, man.
I mean, there'd be so much funhidden camera in there.
Go get that fucking cheese, putit on the thing and see if they
notice it.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The fucking see, we got it.
The cop is Steaming Top you topit with all those free
jalapenos they got up there youtell them don't touch it, it's
hot.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Or you just go up there, lit off and all and be
like I couldn't find any littlecups.
You guys are out of littlerambit kid cuffs when I go to
the colors by my house Anddefinitely worth it.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Man for a cup of soda , but there's a couple of cheese
, or I mean a glass.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
So not that long ago I bought like a little pint of
ice cream at colors by my house.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And by yourself all sad.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, and I asked for a side.
Well, you bought custard sir.
Saying for people that aren'tfrom the Midwest carry on, they
don't want to say custard.
They think I'm buying like theinside of it.
Don't know who the fuck buys apint of custard, but I asked for
(19:37):
a side of Hot fudge because I'mlike long.
I take it home the kids aregonna eat colons off it.
I'm gonna make myself a littlehot fudge Sunday, you know.
They filled up.
Who did who's that?
Oh, that's wingstop bro.
Wow, that was a really garglingone.
They Uh they filled up one ofthe small water cups full of hot
(19:57):
fudge.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
And gave it to me and I'm like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Look at my receipt.
I'm like they probably chargedme fucking $10.
Cause that's like a $3 jar atthe store, yeah, and they
charged me 80 cents for it AndI'm like well, perfect, i don't
buy half fudge anymore.
I go to fuck cul-a-vers, i gothrough the drive-through just
to get a side of hot fudge.
Can I get a side?
of hot fudge They gave it to meand uh, cul-a-vers has the
(20:26):
little paper drink cups for uhlike if you, if you asked for a
water cup they give you thatThey would give you this.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So it's one size smaller than the cup that they
sell.
How many times have you donethis?
Just one, twice, and they've.
It was always the same cup.
Yeah, really, i think I got thesame guy.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Wow, that's just his deal.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Then the, the, hmm, he just doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
If I have a real bad day at work what else are they
going to do?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Go around the counter and get one of them little
catch up things and fill it foryou.
That'd probably be enough forone?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, you would, but a whole pint.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I think they'd give you like a little bit in a cup
or something You have, you havemore fudge than you do ice cream
.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I bring it home, I repackage it and sell it.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
They probably they probably buy their fudge in a
keg, just like a bar buys theirbeer in a keg, though It
probably comes on the dolly.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
It's a big pump, a giant cylinder of fudge.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
There's a there's a big stainless vat behind the
fucking place.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I guess we're going to go there tonight?
We're going there, sure, whatdo you think about magic?
What's that magic coding?
The magic coding that?
you, what are you?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
with magic Mike and get your camera.
You're you're like so close toyour face.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Let him.
let him do what he's doing.
man, It's in zoom, I don't look, i don't adjust stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I want to see your more of your, your, your
attributes, like this Yeah,that's how Tony is like a primus
music video.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Hey, you know what I was into the Mike, j into the
Mike.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is the only time you've ever looked bigger than
me.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I can't in the mic.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Get away from the camera like that, do you look
like you're on drugs?
So what's that?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
stuff called.
You know I'm talking about the,the fucking coding It goes on
soft and gets hard when it's themagic show, magic show.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Dairy queen.
Dairy queen used to dip.
Oh yeah, Their whole theirwhole what is that?
frozen yogurt?
I don't know what they're doingSoft.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Soft, soft serve, yeah, they they dip it Soft
serve ice cream, They hold itupside down until it dries and
they go what about that deathstare they give you when they
give you a concrete mixer.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They're like wait, do that again.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I haven't been to dairy queen since I was like 13
years Oh dude, take your kid.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Dairy queen, my kids loves DQ.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I was there on.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
April.
You get lunch and everything.
now Most of them.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I was there in April 6th for my wife's birthday.
She loves the dairy queen icecream cakes And that was what I
got her was the dairy cream.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Damn.
And he showed up at her officelike a creepy ass door dash dude
and got her dinner, or lunch.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Who told you that?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You did on the podcast.
You fool, don't you watch thisthing?
Don't forget to watch.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Don't be like Jay.
If you would publish, you wouldhave known that you brought
that up.
You got no listeners.
We haven't released anything intwo months.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You know people, i know, that's what I'm saying.
is that, like, sometimes thesethings come around in a circle
to come right back to me.
They're like how did you hearthat You told me, or did someone
else tell you?
And you know, usually if I toldyou, i don't remember.
That's my problem.
Zanny, zanny, that's what Icall it.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So any any.
So last time I went to DairyQueen my brother was telling me
oh, dude, you should hit upDairy Queen for lunch.
And you got diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
They do like a good little lunch, special boxes and
stuff for like five or six bucks.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I'm like all right, cool, So I'm working.
I was working in the Alice andI went to that one over at
Greenfield.
Real pile of shit, do they?
and I'm like I'll take the hotdog lunch special and I
literally watch the guy throwthe hot dog in a microwave from
the package, just threw it inthe microwave, didn't put it on
(24:22):
anything.
I'm like you know what?
Fuck Dairy Queen Like I don'twant a microwaved hot dog for
lunch.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
That's how.
That's how they always do.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
No man.
So you take your glizzies andyou put them on a hot grill.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You're talking about.
You're more of a.
What's the place called the Aand W guy?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't really go there either.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You're not about the corner store hot dog and ice
cream giant.
What's?
that's not your, they'redealing.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
What the fuck are you doing?
Just keep talking.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm alive on some other platform.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, it's the podcast platform.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Go ahead.
There's something wrong withyou mentally.
There's no time.
That's what I tell myself a lotbut go ahead, tony, you, you
made me lose my train of thought.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Well, we're even talking about ice cream now.
You're talking about ice cream.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I want to walk it out Tony's walking off the set.
He's done.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
He's telling me I gotta pay you $12.15 dick 15.
I gotta pay you 1150, 15 that.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No, you actually owe me a 750 for the three years
I've been paying for thispodcast.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
It's like you don't want to know that charge for
rent.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Jay's like finding out that you had a.
Jay's like finding out you owea child support on a kid, you
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
After a decade.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
You know, sir, not only is this your kid, here's
your invoice You know I foundout he had another kid.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
This podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
He's silent.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
So anyway, I don't really fuck with Dairy Queen.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I don't really.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't really do a and W I go with the fryer foods
fried chicken tenders, friedfries.
You got to get a good ice cream, good sauce serve.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'll tell you where I did try the other day.
This is a local West Alicetreat.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Sammies.
Oh yeah, sammies, they moved.
I was devastated, i was likethey're gone.
But then they were, that in thenew spot.
Watch it three times.
What was that little techniqueyou just did there, jay?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't know.
I have no idea what I'm evendoing right now.
I just this is the first timeI've ever even tried it.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Do?
you must have found a gap.
I really cheap gift card in oneof them, corner store gift card
dispenser.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I don't know some word broadcasting.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
But no, I go.
I go to places.
If I'm going to a place for adog, they better.
I better be able to get atleast a grilled or a fried
Polish at that's what I fuckwith anywhere I go dog house,
any of them little hot dogrestaurants.
I don't need no microwave,fucking glizzy.
You can keep it, you?
(27:08):
why you call him glissie.
now I'm a bit.
Everybody calls him glissie.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Never heard it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Everybody never heard it.
You look it up if you want.
What's a glissie?
My kids call them dog?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, a trick.
Is that the one that's breaded?
No, it's just a regular hot dog.
Why do you just call hot dogthen?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's their name.
Does the answer of any food.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
They serve a Spanish hamburger.
That's it, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Why don't you?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
want to call it.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Spanish Spanish hamburger sloppy jails.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That's all they do.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
They just got boiling chili back there and basically
look at my hands No French friesor nothing.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I don't think so.
I don't think foods are a thing.
I think they just go with thecustard.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You guys want to hear this alert I got.
Yeah you know Bill Belichick,coach of the page of the new
Patriots.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
No, I thought you're talking Bill Bellamy My stand up
heroes for the 90s from fromMTV Bill Bellamy All right, give
me some music, jay Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yep.
This just in a report.
All right, turn it down Threetimes reports.
Bill Belichick just wanted tofuck the jets when he traded the
.
Steelers during the draft.
Belichick just did it to fuckthe jets.
He sold low because he knew theSteelers were going to take the
kid the jets wanted.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh it's dramatic.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
According to the Washington.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Post as reported to you by three dimes I know, i did
hear that story and that wasbecause they're in the same
division and they're gettingAaron Rodgers, which he's he's
nervous about, but in Roger'ssocks, fucking Rogers.
Now I'm sorry Packer fans ineveryone in Wisconsin.
(29:06):
I don't like Aaron Rodgers.
I think Brett Farr was the onlyquarterback that really
mattered, and maybe Barstow, butTony has nothing to think about
that because he doesn't knowanything about this.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But all I want to ask is what?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Improve, or did it get worse when far Ray left?
And this and this Aaron Rogerskid took over the Packers do
better.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Aaron Rogers Their first year they weren't very
good.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
How about this?
Aaron Rogers won one Super Bowl.
Brett Favre won one Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Okay, so they both sound like a couple of losers.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Okay, and Aaron Rogers went to one Super Bowl
and Brett Favre went to twoSuper Bowls.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
So, and then this is like, this is like the Jordan
LeBron argument, right, i guess?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
you could say but Bart Starr, bart Starr, he won
the first two Super Bowls, andbefore there were Super Bowls he
won Was it five, four or fivechampionships in a row.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, but they probably didn't let black people
play back then.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Things were a little easier.
I think it was What was thefirst year of the Super Bowl 66.
No, i was way before that.
I'm stupid.
50s, 40s, you're, you're ourfootball.
I know I'm not There's nosports on this show.
There's no sports on this showbecause no one has any.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We just released breaking news on sports.
on this show We do everything.
Well, that was on this show.
This show does everything.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Did you hear that Jordy Nelson This is this was
tweeted Jordy Nelson, That's nota real name.
Jordy Nelson coming out ofretirement to play for the Jets.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The fucking J?
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I know, but did you see the tweet Come?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
on?
Yeah, I saw it.
Is that?
is that their real name?
or is that short for something?
Jordy name, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Jordy, nelson Jordy.
So here's the thing He's awhite boy from Kansas, aaron
Jones.
Aaron Jones went to the NewYork Jets.
Okay, he took six Packers withhim.
Aaron Rogers, aaron Rogers.
What did I say, aaron Jones,did I?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
say Aaron.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Did I really say Aaron Jones?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I do find it.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Aaron Jones is actually is the player from the
Packers.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I think it's funny that he was always bitching in
the when he was a Packer abouthow he had no wide receivers and
then his two wide receivershe's taken have been from the
Packers.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
And they, they suck, washed up and one's never going
to mount anything.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Super Bowl one was in 67, j, 67.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh, so I said 65.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I thought it was a piece of the 56.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Did I say I don't know if I care, i don't fuck
care, i'm a sports, sportsfucking enthusiast, but I do
know a little bit about it And Iknow that it costs money and I
lose a lot.
My son, like I said we talkedabout this last time spent $600
on a soccer game.
Actually it was $735.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I finally found out the full total, he's still
running charges.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
There was some backlog charges.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I went through the.
I went through Apple, i wentthrough the company that has the
game won't give me money back.
I told this company.
they were like you can't doanything.
You got to go through Apple, wecan't help you out.
And I said Hey, you know what?
You help out your customersfirst.
Okay, i'm a customer and I'm aperson that plays your game.
That's who you help out.
(32:35):
You don't fucking, you know.
and they never, never appliedme and cared at all.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I did this audulently Did you.
Is that a word?
Did you ever see that, uh, thatviral video with the big fat
dude sitting at the table andhis wife's bitch Natum that he
spent $1,200 on fishing stuff?
No, and he's like.
The wife was like do you thinkeverybody's spending $1,200 on
(33:00):
fishing gear?
Sure, and the guy like fuckinggoes ballistic and he's turning
red veins popping out of hisneck He's going to walk their
fucking serious.
They do like.
I could just see you havingthat conversation about this
soccer game with your kid Likeis it okay that you spend $700
on this phone game?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I did tell him I did.
He's seven years old and I didtell him the first job you have,
you're paying me my money back.
You know what he told me?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
That's such an old school with new ski trick, i
know.
but you know you never pay.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I know, but he told me.
He told me he's like dad.
Now that I have a job, can Ibuy a little bit more stuff on
there?
Fucking bullshit dude.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
These kids are not a good payment plan.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
He's on a payment plan that he thinks he could add
more credit.
I'm like I didn't even up your,your credit limit.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Limit limit.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, i didn't up your credit limit, yet What are
you fucking talking about?
Usually, i start payingsomething to get your credit
limit up.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And unfortunately, the first four years are all
interest.
Everybody tells that No, i'mjust telling me Are you giving
them a variable rate or are youcompounding it?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
No, i'm going to do the first year a zero APR, but
everything compounds after thatfirst year, because I know he
can't pay me back.
If not paid off in full.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yes, it's not paid off full.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And then it goes to a 35% 35?
.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
That's better than what I'm getting out of my house
.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
The Lincoln status will get you there.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
So I'm out of that money and that's prime, i'm
prime, plus 35.
So I don't even know whatyou're talking about.
I tuned you out when you said40% for your mortgage.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, so speaking of high interest mortgage, loans.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Every house that I looked at went for like 30 or
$40,000 more than it was.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
So you just got to pay more than what other people
are willing to pay.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I just got to go look at fucking cheaper houses, yeah
.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I encourage you to buy within your means and accept
that you're not going to getnearly anything.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
You actually want in your house.
That's what I did, you're goingto have to give it up and just
start looking a West house.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You know, what's fucking crazy is, every fucking
place we looked at and all thehouses that we kind of found
have no basement Right.
Who doesn't have?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
a basement.
Lots of people, people in cheapass houses.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
This is all of New Berlin.
These are not cheap houses.
These are the three to $400,000houses.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
That's not a base.
I don't know finding thesehouses, because they're 112,000
dollar houses that are beingsold for 300,000.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
The last house I looked at was over to 2200
square with no basement 200, 200, 2200 square feet over.
It has four bedrooms, two and ahalf baths, one floor, no
fucking basement, And there'sanother one that didn't have a
base before.
that too as well.
You know, I don't know.
(36:00):
I did this like they fuckingmocking Florida.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
You know I'm not trying to, i'm not trying to
start no shit right now.
but if you find some place witha crawl space, that's all the
basement your family needs Youdick.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, I don't know, man, you didn't get Chris
laughing on that one.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Something's tough.
How something's easy.
man, You just go in, yougrossly overpay for something
and you move the fucking.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I remember when Tony was house hunting when he was
like, oh my God, guess what, jay?
They told me I could get a $2million house.
But I was like, wait, i shouldprobably look what I really can
spend and then like a millionfive.
And he's like giving me thesehand movements like this And
he's like I should probably makesure I can.
(36:44):
I'm in my limit and not overbudget.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
No they, they did.
This is what he did.
He's trying to fucking.
They did approve me for waymore than a million dollars.
Two million, i just said it, itwasn't two million.
It was way over a million AndI'm like yeah, two million.
Are you guys thinking why wouldyou give me that kind?
Speaker 1 (37:05):
of money.
I just like him, like he, justhe just comes out to me Jay, jay
, out of nowhere.
Out of nowhere, jay, i got aproof for two million.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
No, I was, I was in, I was in an hour and 10 minute
conversation with you that youdidn't listen to anything And
that's all you took home,Because when he starts talking
about we start talking money,then I'll start listening, like
that's all.
I care about.
Jay turns on, wouldn't you gethere?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Oh man, we've been here all day.
Yeah, i'm working and you'rebehind me talking.
I'm like, shut up, tony, i'm onyour dollar right now and
you're making, you're making meslow down.
But then you said two million.
I turned on a look that I'd belike what Two million?
Yeah, can you buy me one house?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
It's pretty crazy, i'll pay you, i'll approve you
for.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I'll pay you some interest on that.
Stop yawning.
You're making me want to get on.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah, i didn't use but like 60% of what they
approved me to use for buying ahouse because I didn't need a
big, although your house was uh,how long have you had?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
for seven or eight years.
So your house is way more thanit was when you bought it.
It's probably a hundredthousand dollars more than it
was.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
More than that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
See, no, that's different though.
So you got approved for, likeyou know, that's what I'm saying
.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
But that's what I get you.
But look at what hisneighborhood's doing, like he's
got literal bums.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
No, they got moved, they got moved out, they got
evicted.
They got evicted How There's aliteral tense city in his
backyard.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yours watch that.
You already see thatdocumentary 10 city.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
No, i didn't but it sounds awesome.
How did?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
you know, it was even a.
Thing.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
City's an old school term.
They were for bomb colonies.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
They were living underneath the state's longest
consecutive bike trail.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
It's.
It's funny, cause I was just inyour neighborhood and I was
looking for them balls.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, they moved out.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's like I got a little time.
They're under the bridge.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
There by VJ is a 92nd inch slinger, but they were
under the bike path bridge.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
I took.
I took my kid to the zooyesterday, Oh yeah Yeah, And I
drove.
I drove by that bridge to seeif they wanted to get in on my
zoo pass.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Sure You could fit in the car, man They go did you
take them on an estimate there?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
They want some tile done somewhere.
We did stop at a job site onour way there and hippopotamus
spot.
They wanted some.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
A, you guys needed this old drywall.
I ripped out yesterday, it wasit was so.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
The zoo was so amazing yesterday.
It's a good zoo.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Why was it amazing?
It's the same thing every time,the hundred times ago.
No, they changed it up a lot,so how?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
they do all kinds of different special things.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
They got dinosaurs, sometimes they got that is like
always the same thing, And theychanged the stupid dragons when
it's not died dinosaur seasonWednesday.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Wednesday early afternoon you get to the zoo, i
know in there front row parking.
Yeah, it's nothing, but thesefoolish ass 20 something year
old moms walking around.
That's why you liked it,walking around this fucking zoo
with six month old babies Likethey still got feeling while
they're walking They still gotthe zipper covers over there
(40:29):
Fucking new boys like little assbabies and they're pulling them
up to fucking animals Like lookRiley, look Riley, it's the
monkeys and it's like you'refucking kid and that's an array
of hardly alive hardly alive,But no, honestly the zoo or not
(40:50):
pro life.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
The zoo was something that.
The zoo was something thatKatie took Claire to a lot when
they went, because it was rightthere.
You paid one subscription orwhatever 180 bucks for a family
pass.
You had it all year long.
You could go there and walkaround.
They had food, their drinks,their music.
Their people would go there,get out of the house.
You just push this kid in thestroller, they're happy.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
But, yeah, putting their kids up to the window and
shit, I'm like that's a littleass baby to be here Like this
kid.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I don't you ever watch those, those, those shorts
, those shorts where a kid goesup to the window and the tiger
jumps at him and the kid freaksout, or something like that?
I always wanted that to happen,but those, those animals are
full, are so decrepit and socaged.
All they do is walk back andforth, back and forth.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I think it's a new opportunity to get out of that
motherfuckers.
going to happen soon, anytime.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's so bad though It's like the polar bear.
Every time I see the polar bearand I don't got the polar bear.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
There's a brown bear in there.
now, you bet it, did you say.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
No, no, the polar bear.
I always get it in there bywater.
When I see the polar bear, allhe does is walk back and forth,
back and forth This 20 footpathway, back and forth.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I like how they put the lions up on the back hill
and then they put a little modeand then they put the guzzles
and the lions food in the front,one that they can't get to like
their teasing them.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
It's brutal, make some feel wild.
I just don't.
I mean, i feel like supportingthe zoo is a bad thing because
you gotta fuck off, Jay.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I love animals God damn cats in a fucking closet
for like six months.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That was for their health.
No, they're healthy.
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (42:40):
the zoo is.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's not for that.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
They're out catching fucking wild animals A full wild
animals.
They're not.
They're not like Oh look atthis lion, he's thriving in
Africa.
Let's put him in a cage.
They're taking a fucked up onesthat nobody wants.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Hey, that's what they want.
They want you to believe thatThere wasn't shot off.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
There's zero percent chance I'd ever see a koala in
my life.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
You shouldn't see a koala.
You don't live in.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Japan.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Japan.
Where do they have?
Where do they have?
Speaker 3 (43:11):
koala.
I thought you were going to sayFlorida.
Yeah, you want to see the goodkoalas, you gotta go to Florida.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I'm just saying, man, you got to have zoos.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, you don't.
There's not, there's no needfor them, no.
I spent over half with thegiant Pacific octopus There's a,
there's preservations that theyshould make more of, not zoos.
We're not you.
Okay, yeah, yeah, done, i'mdone.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Every animal in that zoo, except the peacocks, would
be dead without that zoo.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You think the peacocks would survive?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah they're, they're survived.
They were scaring little kidsand eating.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
What did you call them Slossies?
What are they, glissie?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Glissie.
What is the Glissie?
Google it.
It's a fucking hot dog.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Oh, you did say that before.
Yeah, glissies, they saw it,this house in the zoo.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
A glissie.
It has surpassed all moral,moral boundaries.
once every thousand years, aman is born with a glissie.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
G L I Z Z Y.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
This is a comparative glisser, superative glissie
from North English Shinyglistening slang, slippery
glossy.
What are you?
How do you spell?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
How do you spell it?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
To Z's.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Are you sure you spell?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
it Meaning a Glock is originated from a Glock, a
small handgun Ridely recognizedslang term for glocks, with use
spreading beyond hip hopcommunity to become a popular
slang slang gang slang termamong gang enthusiasts and
social media.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Someone told you the wrong the wrong word.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Another word for hot dog in DC Oh there we go Was
good, oh, he's got it.
Slang term from hot dog in June2020.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
All right, i believe you know It's on the internet
only because that last.
only because that last sentence, only because the last sentence
.
But you listen to us on threetimes.
This is our Tuesday podcast.
We'll be back in your ears onThursday.
If you're listening live rightnow, stay tuned because we're
not going anywhere.
We're just going to take alittle break.
(45:28):
Actually, we're not taking abreak, we're just going to be
right back.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Thanks for clearing that up, Jay Yep.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
That was that bad A little bit Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Well, you know what It'll be fine, your turn next
time.
Don't worry, you're not goingto put it on the internet anyway
.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
There's also a vegan food company called glissies.
That's a fucking bold move.
Hey, fucking hot dogs.
My screen right now is a hotdog with a face on it And this
word that says glissies, veganfood company.
That's creepy looking.
Yeah, it is, we'll be back.
(46:04):
We're fucking right here still.
No, i mean, i hit the buttonalready.
Huh.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, that's a record .
You guys going to start givingme my rent?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Your rent money.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, rent money.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
You need that rent money for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, man $15 a month .
That's all you need to pay.
That's it.
That's a pretty good deal.
It's fucking cheap.
Both of you And you haven'tpaid me yet.
It's been I haven't beeninvoiced 2436.
It's been 48 weeks, 48 months,months, excuse me, so times that
by 15.
(46:45):
Let's do this.
Okay, let's do the math realquick Here.
Let's see this 42 times 15.
48.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
48.
Well, 45, 720.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Actually, it's not as much as I thought it would be.
You guys owe me $720 each, yep.
No, no, no, yeah each, because15 each in total.
Yeah, so I need $1400 and somedollars from bitches.
Well, you know what You returnon, your return on therapy,
(47:18):
because this is what this is,this is man therapy.
This is us talking on the phone, but being together and hanging
out.
Okay, so, $15 a month.
Can you handle that?
Tony, tell it on the podcastright now.
Can you handle that?
I knew you were being sued, youbeing fucked in the ass and
you're also being raped and youjust got robbed, but can you
handle the $15 a month?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
I cannot All right.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
You gotta wait till.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
I refinance.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Okay, well, i'll just keep the bill.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
I gotta get out of this heel lock.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I'll keep the bill ready for your ass.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
He lock.
Yeah, they got me on a 40% loanon my house.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
You have a 40% loan on top of your home.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
A home equity loan 40% interest Yeah 40% my ass.
That's all I could get.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
That's pretty brutal.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
We going on the internet now.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
You don't want to.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, look at notifications.
What is this, oh?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
What's up, i got the thing.
Where does your wife think thetick came from?
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Before it came to the podcast, i was playing soccer
and football with the childrenoutside, so it's your fault, you
drugged it.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
She blamed me right away.
Yeah, she blamed me for thecats that live in your bathroom
too.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
They don't live there anymore.
but yeah, Who lives in the?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
bathroom now.
Did you re-home them?
Speaker 1 (49:12):
after your rehab No, they are great, they're healthy.
They don't have any fuckingwarms.
They don't have any warms.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Warms?
Have they given each otherherpes yet?
You can't really see their lips, so maybe It's interesting that
you're, are they boy boy girl,girl, girl girl?
So do they scissor.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Well, i mean yeah, probably.
That's the only way they can doit right Nice.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Pussy scissor.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Pussy scissor in.
Okay, so you know what thething about it is.
I had a boy cat for many years.
Cats don't do what dogs do.
They don't hump your leg, no,they piss on your face.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
We know that but they don't know that.
I never knew that You had ablack cat that used to piss on
your face.
What was his name?
R Kelly.
Do you think another?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
fucking R Kelly thing on TV.
My wife was watching.
What is it?
Speaker 3 (50:16):
The survivors.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, i watch, i watch Um what is it Surviving?
Speaker 1 (50:20):
R Kelly, i'm sick of seeing that shit.
They can't hear.
They can't hear us on live.
Just let you guys know that Idon't know, you know all them.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Women are survivors, r Kelly.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Whatever Abuse them.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Okay, mainly when they were kids, so they want to
talk about it on TV now.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah, Get their closure.
He's already in jail.
He's he's got charges that areeven sentenced, yet, Like he's
got no sentence for some charges, He's.
He's.
He's not getting out of jail No.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
So I like that.
They asked Dave Chappelle if hewanted to be part of the
documentary surviving R Kelly.
And he said wait because hemade a song 25 years ago called
I want to piss on you.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Everyone knows that, chris.
You don't know that?
Yeah, but why would he want?
Speaker 2 (51:06):
to be on that.
That's what he said.
Yeah, like, what am I going todo?
I don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
I don't know about him.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
It's just a headline that he was playing off on his
TV show.
Right, I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh good start for this podcast.
I'm pretty sure you can't hearwhat we're saying.
Hey, even if you could,nobody's listening anyway, i
know, but I'm I'm pretty sureyou can't.
Let me see, let me see, realquick.
Let me see, let me see, Let mesee, let me see, let me see, oh,
that hurt.
(51:42):
Okay, you can, nice, you can,you can hear everything.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
That's the last time I did it.
You couldn't.
You didn't hit the buttons Theright.
I know, but I'm kidding you not.
Well, that's great.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Who knows what we're saying?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
That is what's called untethered uncensored I should
probably TV internet radio show.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
But here's the problem.
I can't stop the goddamn timer.
You can do whatever you want.
I can on this?
If I hit the button, it willfucking stop the recording.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
And we know how you get under pressure with buttons.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I have to wait till the 30 seconds are over.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
You don't have to do anything You don't want to do.
Jay, usually that's not true.
Take control of your life.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
I try to.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I wonder what we, what we have in store for you
people today.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
You'll find out in about 20 seconds, apparently you
know we're all going to findout in about 20 seconds, because
I don't know the fuck we'reeven talking about.
Yeah, yeah, sure I just nineseconds Six.
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