Ever had a wild story that you just couldn't wait to share with your friends? We've got plenty of those in this episode, including a woman who experienced an orgasm during a symphony performance and a music festival that played loud music way past its curfew. Join us as we bring the laughs and banter about these outrageous events and even play a game where we answer questions as fast as possible – prepare to be entertained!
We also get real about our personal experiences with MRIs – from the anxiety-inducing steps taken to prepare for the test, to those weird noises the machines make. We discuss the lack of anti-anxiety meds offered and the interesting concept of having a squeeze ball as a 'panic button' during the procedure. Plus, we share our own tales with hospital bracelets and the lengths we go to honor them.
Lastly, we dive into a heated debate about Star Wars and Tony's refusal to watch the iconic films. We discuss the merits of the characters and plot, and weigh the potential enjoyment Tony could have if he just gave it a chance. We even imagine the hilarious extremes Tony might go to if he did watch the movie, like splurging on a sound adaptive lightsaber. Don't miss this episode full of laughs, good times, and our humorous arguments and experiences.
We also get real about our personal experiences with MRIs – from the anxiety-inducing steps taken to prepare for the test, to those weird noises the machines make. We discuss the lack of anti-anxiety meds offered and the interesting concept of having a squeeze ball as a 'panic button' during the procedure. Plus, we share our own tales with hospital bracelets and the lengths we go to honor them.
Lastly, we dive into a heated debate about Star Wars and Tony's refusal to watch the iconic films. We discuss the merits of the characters and plot, and weigh the potential enjoyment Tony could have if he just gave it a chance. We even imagine the hilarious extremes Tony might go to if he did watch the movie, like splurging on a sound adaptive lightsaber. Don't miss this episode full of laughs, good times, and our humorous arguments and experiences.
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Welcome everybody to the Joe Rogan experience.
I'm your host, tony.
This is my co-host, chris, andthen Jay on tech.
Wow, that's original, tony.
This week's episode we talkabout stuff and things.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Stuffing.
Hey guys, You ever get dizzy.
Hey guys, speaking of gizzies,do you hear about the woman who
had a full body orgasm at the LAPhil arm, Phil Harmick theater?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I actually did.
This got sent to me by all myclose friends.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Tell me, chris, i apparently this woman named.
Molly this woman, Molly Grant,was an enjoying the Los Angeles
Philharmonic performance ofTaitovsky's fifth symphony when
she heard what she described asa scream and a moan erupt from
the balcony.
Everyone kind of turned to seewhat was happening.
(01:04):
Grant said who was seated nearthe person who allegedly made
the noise.
I saw the girl after ithappened and I assume that she
dot dot dot had an orgasmbecause she was heavily breeding
and her partner was smiling andlooking at her like an holding
remote control.
(01:25):
Yeah, i mean, there is that They.
I mean she decided to startscreaming, and orgasmic screams,
during the middle of a concertperformance of Taitovsky's fifth
symphony.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Look, there's only one explanation for this.
She does a podcast with two ofher closest friends right, And
there's a competition element toit.
You good.
Yeah it's built a little bit, alittle bit.
So on her podcast they do alittle competition and she
obviously lost.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, you lost, you run into this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, she lost her competition and the other two
broads got to punish her, sothis was her punishment.
This was her punishment.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
They stick a vibrator .
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Watch I don't interrupt a symphony.
Did they put a vibrator?
in her crotch to make her havean actual orgasm.
It was.
it was either like most orgasmsOr she had one of those little
remote control eggs up her cooch.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do it again, Tony right.
One, two three, one more time.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, i'm good, Time's passed.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know, man.
That's about as ridiculous asthis story where, for the second
year in a row, dc residents saythat music from the festival
carried for miles, frustratedagain with the music festival
Kiko moment up late at nightwith loud music carrying off for
miles.
It's not the first time they'vereached out to channel seven
(02:56):
news.
I mean, come on, so musicfestival plays until fucking.
I kept me up until 11.
He didn't get to sleep till 12.
What the fuck?
Come on, music festival comesin.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Depends on what kind of music, Chris you.
You go to too many of them, Soyou know a lot more than we do.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I could even hit one resident detailed They heard,
according to seven news reporterMayor Megan Clark, that the
bass was shaking pictures on mywall and I could hear the DJ
talking into the microphoneduring transitions.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It must have been a Wiz Khalifa concert.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Surveillance video is shared with seven news captured
the pulse of the base.
People are ridiculous, though.
Like so fucking what?
Oh, i'm sorry, you couldn'tsleep while 40,000 people were
having a good time.
It ends at 11.
(03:58):
It doesn't even go that late.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, noise or ordinance is usually 10.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Now with the permit, what you get?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
a permit, all right, clearly had a permit, let's do
this, though On the kind ofthree.
I want you guys all tellingyour normal sleep time Where you
go to bed.
One fall go to bed or fallasleep.
Well, i mean go to bed tryingto fall asleep.
One, two, three, 11, 10, 20.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I want to see what you guys are motherfucker I go
lay down about 11 and, likelately, i haven't been able to
fall asleep till between 130 andtwo.
I've been getting a lot of TVwatching and yeah, so just on
three.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Tell me what time you wake up.
Don't be late on this.
One, j1, two, three, six seven.
Why am I waking up first?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
What'd you say?
Six, holy shit.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, no, you really like 530 at, my alarm goes off
and then I get out of bed, or Ishould say like Oh, that's the
way, No, not nine.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
What am I saying?
It's pretty cool, that wasn'tright.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So you're telling me that I get an extra like three
hours of a day than you dobecause you're fucking off in
dreamland, trying not to dial911.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I tell you what I learn a lot from staying up, and
I do stay up past midnight, ido stay up past two sometimes,
and sometimes I'll just get,like you know knowledge in my
head and I'll listen to someshit about.
you know, astronomy, physiology, the, the the the anatomy of
(05:39):
the human body.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Just crazy stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
The anatomy of so is exactly what I was just
explaining in a very technicalterm.
Tony, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You're like look at Virgo go.
His anatomy is great.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wow, he's in.
He's in the stars right now.
It is fucking Okay.
Stop it now, please.
You're the one that startedthis shit, so no, i just wanted
like, okay, so let's just do alittle segment here, just the
one, two, three, and then answerreal quick.
Let's get another question.
Let's get if, if, if you couldlive in a different state, which
(06:25):
state would it be ready?
One, two, three, florida again.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Did you say Florida?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You were right, you would you.
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are you just fucking with me, fucking you?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, well, car would you, would be your ultimate car
to have one, two, three 1976Cadillac El Dorado convertible,
preferably black, black, black.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, i'm answering Chris.
I mean, i don't have a.
The one I'm driving now isworking just fine.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm not a big I mean I said if you, if money wasn't a
deal, you know you're dream caris a 2018 fucking town and
country.
The weirdest blue I've everseen, like you do have the
weirdest blue color I've everseen, chris.
I mean you are, on it,mistakeable blue.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I step out of the parking lot and I can see my ass
on my car for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You do have the weirdest blue color, but it
separates you from everyone else.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You never like the color of the logo of this three
dimes t-shirt I'm wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Bit later, but you know, many times I've walked
past my car because it's whiteand there's so many white cars
on there And all whites look thesame.
All whites.
look the same Fucking whiteguys.
We are all we I mean.
look, you can't tell who'stalking, because we all like to
fuck the same, Except for thatredhead.
fuck over there.
Yeah, Behind you, Tony.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So anyway, I had, I had something super fun happen
to me today.
I went in for my well, I thinkI had one before, but I don't
really remember it ColonoscopyMRI.
Anybody had an MRI?
(08:25):
No, Why?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
did you have one?
Never had a MRI.
Well, I was going to ask youabout your cool wristband
because my neck, my neck andshoulder no-transcript.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
How did you even notice that?
How could you?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
see that It's not as fucking You said, it's elbow.
I wasn't worried about mysweatshirt before you got here.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Maybe I was able to see all you guys.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, i see what's going on, so they did an MRI on
my neck to find out where, wherethis nerve is pinching And,
ironically, i went in to seeorthopedic surgeon like a month
and a half ago and they just gotme in for my MRI today.
(09:07):
And for the last two weeks I'mlike for the last two weeks my
nerve has been like tip top,like no pain, no, no, no signs
that this has ever even been anissue.
And now I get to go do the MRIand show Yeah it's going to show
(09:27):
me that nothing's pinched.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, that's super cool .
It's not true, though It couldbe.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, i mean, I don't know what they're going to find.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm not a fucking radiologist, but it could be,
whatever was bothering, you Popback into place and then you
don't get a fucking picture ofit.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm saying just because just because you have
the pain doesn't mean alright.
Just because you the pain wasgone, doesn't mean it won't show
up.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's what I'm saying.
That could be true too.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, i agree, I'm like Jason MRI got an ironic that my
grandfather was a masseuse andhe would use to tell me stories
like what time it was.
Is that where you learned Justjump is?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
that where you learned your fucking amazing
jerk off technique.
I didn't show you that, did I?
You made me come more than once, but anyway, i hit that nerve,
so just right.
So they lay you on this bed andthey put me in a like full neck
brace and then clamped afucking other brace over my neck
(10:24):
.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh, did you.
They lock Was your wife there?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, oh, damn it.
I would love to see the picture.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's like an hour before you guys got here.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I could just imagine, you like this.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So then they took foam and wedged it on the side
of my head so I couldn't move iton foam.
Yeah they boxed you up becausethey ship you out fucking Japan
or something, and then thislittle bed takes you into this
fucking tube.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
The tube that takes you to the fucking ship to ship
you into Japan.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
All right, they wrapped you like a glizzy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So yeah.
I'm basically the glizzy inthis hotdog bond And when you go
, when you're into it like Idon't know, like it just made
sense at the moment for me toclose my eyes while I was going
in.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I want to be close.
I would want to do it.
Close dies, if possible.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Have you ever gone in an MRI machine?
Yeah, it's a little creepy.
I'm claustrophobic like in yourhead.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You went in like head first Because I think I went
ahead first, but I only went tolike my waist.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I think I had something with my knee like 15
years ago.
So they want to set me in feetfirst and I had to go in.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I was gonna say so.
You wanted them to send you allthe way.
Yeah, all the way through likea fucking X-ray machine.
But when you open your eyesyou're not supposed to, i think,
didn't they tell you?
that's the first thing you tellyou?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Don't open your eyes, no, Okay, fine, okay, okay, go
ahead and tell me that.
At all Sorry, but when you openyour eyes, that fucking tube is
right in your face and it isone of the fucking most bizarre
feelings I've ever felt in mylife.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, so you got you just knowing that you can't move
and what you're looking at isright in your face.
Like that It was.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I've never felt anything like that before, so
you're saying you're in thistube, something's right at your
face and you're not enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, you move your arms and they're locked on your
side.
I think you can.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, they didn't lock them in, but they just said you
know, hold, hold as still aspossible.
But you just, you're, you're inthis tube and then it starts
making wow, fucking wild assnoises, and none of the noises
like you'll feel it or you'llhear it doing what it's doing
and it's like really loud andit's it's sort of vibe like
(13:03):
vibrating your head a little bitbecause of the, because they
put your plugs in so you canstill hear it, but you you more
feel it than hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did they ask if you want to like lorazepam or
alprazolam or something?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
like an omnipraise.
No.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I didn't have.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Harper and alprazolam .
No like anti anxiety medicineor something.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, I'm not talking about amper amperazole.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
They didn't ask me, did I want anything out of, took
it, but they didn't ask.
but that's weird, maybe becauseyou look so tough.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You feel that you?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
feel the bad kind of like moving you a little bit to
get you know, like the nextsection of picture, and then the
machine starts making likedifferent noises, like the
noises the machine makesthroughout this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
They don't do not match What do you expect?
to do fucking seeing yourselfthinking the things broken Like
is this right?
This can't be right.
It's not repeating that sound.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And then there's nothing you can do, like yeah
it's, it's a different, likeit'll be a hum, and then it'll
be like a really hard for me.
I think so you you expectedthis machine to play you a
sympathy sympathy, No, but ifyou're in a machine that's
taking the same pictures insequence through because I mean
(14:28):
essentially it just takes like amillion pictures You know what
this machine is, the sounds itmakes, it should be making.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well, would you say, you're saying you're in there.
You're saying I know how thesound.
This machine should sound likethis.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When you go in and it starts making the first noise.
You think that's the noise whenyou go start up your car.
This is not a car.
This is the engine of your car.
Does it make a different noiseevery time you start it?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right This machine is a hundred times the value of
your car.
So this machine is is nothingyou even comprehend, maybe your
car.
I just understand why you thinklike it's going to be like the
same type of, because you figureit's like going, stop and
(15:16):
moving, you going or somethingdoing the same thing.
I just don't feel like youwould think that would be the
same thing over and over.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't think I could sit in that thing like that, so
that's why I give you a cardwith like a little squeezing
ball on the end of it Andthey're like you can't squeeze
it.
What?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
is going to happen.
They could do it again.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They put it in your hand to help you And they said
this is, this is your panicbutton If you start panicking
how many times did you squeeze alittle ball?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
How many times did you squeeze that?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And they said then we pull you out.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
God damn it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And it was, it was, it was super fucking wild man.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, I bent.
I bent one of those.
It's not that fucking bad, Idon't think I could do it.
It's not that fucking bad.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Remember when we used to lock each other in the couch
?
That shit freaked me out.
alone Couldn't get out,couldn't move couldn't do
nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You mean like under a cushion, remember where you
were.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You never did that.
Oh the fucking With thatTyler's house.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The pull-out bed.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, you lock each other in the pull-out bed.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, when you squeeze it halfway in Lay down, fold it
right back in.
That's scary as fuck.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
yes, But in this situation you're somewhat free,
but you can't move.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
No, you're in a tube that's I would like.
Okay, fine, you know what?
Here's the thing.
Tony, you're a little biggerthan me, okay, so this tube is
not.
No, they brought the extralarge.
I was gonna say They bring youthe bigger tube, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They didn't put me in a pediatric tube like they put
you.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
They used the same tube they used with me.
I can't imagine even pushingyou in that tube.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They used the pet-.
They used the kid on you foryou.
They used the kid on you foryou.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
They had a giant hammer and they were hitting his
feet just to get him in.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
They sprayed me with the tube.
The opening diameter is about60 centimeters.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, I totally get a tape measure.
Let's measure the diameter.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't have a centimeter tape measure.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We can figure You can convert?
Yeah, of course I can convert.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Do you have a tape measure?
I don't know why it's incentimeters.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
That looks freaky as fuck.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You're a little bigger, okay, right, a little
more tight for you.
Much bigger, a little moretight, okay, you got a lot less
room.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
They would definitely have to use way more foam
spacers with you.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I need more foam, a lot less room, a lot less room
for you.
I understand and I'mclaustrophobic as fuck I
understand how you felt.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I just don't even understand how they got your
nose in there without itscraping.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That was good.
That was good.
I like it.
I like it.
They put foam on it first.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They're depended to the side.
They tape it to your cheek.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh you fuck You.
good, Yeah, that's why I hadtoo many MRIs.
It just stays that way now.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
The way they taped it .
It almost pulled.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, it captured that way.
Now, like if you look at whatyou see, is it a little crooked.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I don't believe you had an MRI, because if you did,
it would have pulled that BBright out of you.
You're fucking back.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
There's like why is this guy's nose all fucked up on
these pictures?
To Tube has limitations.
I was uh, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Please, sir, turn your head to the side.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So we used to do construction back in the day at
WeEnergies Or not WeEnergiesWhat's the fucking name of that
huge company in Wisconsin thatmakes them.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Makes what.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We we used to work at GE all the time doing electric
instruction and they make theMRI machines that most of them
are made right in Waukesha.
And would they?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
use you as a biggest size?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, they don't know, I'm nowhere near the
biggest size.
Well, you know, never know.
But uh, they make you watch avideo about MRI machines
beforehand because they chargeup in there and they're, they're
inside of the, uh, whateverthey are whatever they got to be
(19:44):
.
Um, well, they have, like theirwalls are made out of, i think,
lead or something to not conductthe magnet, but because we're
working in there with tools,they they make you watch this
video of them charging up an MRImachine.
Uh, so there's a guy standingabout 20 feet away from it and
(20:08):
he's holding a hammer straightin front of them and they charge
up the machine and it blows hishammer straight through a
fucking cinder block wall andsmashes into the MRI machine
because the magnet's so strong.
So I now I know I've never hada surgery in my life, but you
(20:31):
can imagine, maybe something gotstuck in there, right?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well, tony, there was one surgery you had, though.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well, the added dick to me that that the the the
added dick to me What the fuckis one with two dicks?
But I know I've never had asurgery and I know I have no
metal parts in me There's noscrews or plates or anything
like that But I'm filling outthis paperwork.
I think we should change ourpodcast name to add a dick to me
(20:57):
.
I almost had to call my momjust to say Hey, i didn't have
any like medieval back alleysurgeries when I was a child
that I like there's no metal inme because I don't want it to
rip clean out of my body intothis machine.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, she's like.
why do you think your dick isso big, tony?
according to urban, dictionary.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
An added dick to me is a medical procedure to odd,
to alter the female naughty bitsto male.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no nono, no, no.
Sherry is now Barry, Thanks toher, added dick to me.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, wait, so that's for a woman then.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
And add a dick to me.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's not that it shouldn't be called add a dick
to me, it's urban dictionary.
It should be called add of agiant enemy, had a sensor vagina
, all right, good one.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So anyway.
So I'm having this like mildpanic attack about a pretend
surgery I might have had when Iwas a child, thinking about some
fucking plate getting rippedout of my spine into this
machine.
And the guy takes me back andhe's like he's like, all right,
well, here's they, show you thislocker, they go put all your
(22:07):
stuff, everything out of yourpockets, all that, put it all in
this locker.
And he's looking at me, he'slike, yeah, all the metal
buttons and everything on yourpants and stuff are fine, you
don't need to worry about those.
And I'm like what the fuck areyou talking about?
Like I'm not walking out ofthis hospital pantsless because
you just thought that it wouldbe fine.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
There's no iron in those, i don't think so I get
butt ass naked.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You just wanted to get butt ass naked.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I was going to say if you really did.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm surprised they don't throw you in a gown.
You want to see my dick?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's what I want to see my dick.
Yeah, so it was like this supersurfer dude who was my
radiologist.
He's like he's like all right,guy, what's?
what's your last name and yourbirthday, all right.
Well, i'm going to take youover to lockers.
It's pretty chill around here,me and Brent, you know that's
(23:01):
great.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's a great great, So perfect.
He takes me over.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
He takes me over to locker and he's like, yeah, just
take the stuff out of yourpockets, grab the key.
All the, all the metal on yourpants are fine, whatever.
He's like just get ready, havea seat over here, we'll.
We'll come get you when we getthe other guy out of the tube
And I'm like, all right, somesitting there for like 10
minutes.
It's fucking nervous as shit.
(23:27):
Like should I text my mom?
Like I doubt about this metaland the the fucking guy who was
in there before me comes in in afull gown like nothing nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Was he bigger?
Was he bigger or smaller thanyou?
is bigger, whoa?
So you're dead And you're likeI'm fine, i'll fit.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Right, yeah, i did bring my own Pam, but they had,
they had it.
So I'm like why the fuck isthis dude butt ass naked in a
gown?
and they're telling me thefucking metal on my pants are
fine, but the nickel in yourpockets, not.
(24:10):
I was so fucking worked up inthere Like I honestly thought
like something terrible is goingto happen.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like yo, can I just get it to get a gown here?
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I don't know man.
I'm just like, yeah, these guysdo it every day, they'll be
fine.
And then I'm laying there likeI'm going to hit this panic
button.
I already know it.
They take me in.
and then all the fucking noisesand vibration.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I tell them not to give me the panic button because
, I'm just going to fucking hitit If you got it there.
I'm just going to fucking hitit.
I'm going to hit it.
My brain's not strong enough tosay no, just don't give me the
fucking option.
I'm strong enough to do it.
I hate every second of it.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Even that when you're in there and all this is going
on and it's like then it startsgetting a little fucking hard to
breathe.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
And you're like did you, did you say anything to the
doctors or whoever they hell No.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I ain't a bitch, okay .
I'll just come here and tellyou guys, don't you go?
Nobody else.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So ever here.
You go in there and you tell meI'm a little anxious about this
, i'm panicking, i feel nervous.
What they do is they give you afucking pill, you take the
fucking pill and they don't evenfucking care.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
When you want people to remember it to tell the story
.
Oh, i looked up Brent.
Brent, according to UrbanDictionary, is a sweet, funny,
caring, loving and gentle guy,but when you make him angry he
will snap at revenge and despiseyou greatly.
So maybe he was trying to getyou back Cause you looked at him
slide.
Maybe it's like who's this guywith this freshly dolled up hair
(25:44):
?
He's all proper Like I'm theCalifornia kid over here.
He's like what's up?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
dude.
So what are we?
What are we taking pictures oftoday?
Oh yeah, Fuck this guy.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
So let me, is there outcome Like what is wrong with
you?
I?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
survived.
I survived the MRI.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
What's wrong with your fucking body?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I don't know They had no answers.
I had it done two and a halfhours.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, it's too early, man, it's too early, we don't
know.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, you just say two and a half hours ago.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My MRI was at three 30.
I didn't know that You didn'tsay that when you did, When you
weren't listening.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh, that's okay.
Well, you know what There'sproblems in this?
in this world, People don'tlisten to other people.
And then you know, troubleshappen like this.
I have no idea.
You just have two hours, twoand a half hours ago.
I'm sorry, yeah, and you'restill traumatic about it.
You're literally my closestfriend.
I can see it in your face, thetraumatic.
Distance wise, the traumaticone, two, the traumatic part of
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your face, and I didn't know.
It was only two hours ago.
I'm sorry, tony, i apologize.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
But yeah, it was a yeah, you know, because we're
just talking about the braceleta little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What the fuck?
Wow, you know what.
I didn't get that either.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I thought maybe you're wearing it, for I got to
honor.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I thought yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I just I just didn't get around to a scissors yet.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
When my kid comes, when my kid goes to the hospital
, comes back, he'll keep thatfucking bracelet on for two
weeks.
Easy, i mean, that's what Ithought, just kept it on.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Fair or square.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But it was a.
It was a really fucking, almosttroubling experience.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
There better be something wrong with me going
through this, yeah, and probablythey're going to be like Oh, i
didn't see anything on the scan.
This time you're having a flareup, though.
You should give us a call.
We'll have to get you throughthis little tube again, and you
know what This is.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
This is exactly what women say, what they say about
guys doing podcasts.
This is our time to bring outour emotions.
And do the girls do gossip onthe phone.
So you are not going to tellyour wife that you were so
distraught and in in in, in, in,in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in,
in, in, in, in in.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So I'm sure I've.
I believe Tony's probably beentalking her ear off, since he's
going to be wait for the textback.
He's going to go home and gooff to the West wing and be like
honey, honey.
He's going to be like Gives,gives.
can you go get my wife?
Yeah, and she'll go get them,and then Janessa will get them.
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get her dressed and bring,bring her to the center quarters
I have Gives.
take her a walkie talk to thecenter quarters of the home
where Pedro will make you guys asmall snack and you'll discuss
it over a glass of Chardonnayhoney.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
today I had quite the time And it's always eating a
fucking P and P and J withoutthe crust.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
They've got so much help around that they've got a
person there to translate it toSpanish, to have a Spanish
translator translate it back toEnglish.
To tell the story.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I don't know what we're paying for, let's use them
.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
For those that don't know about Tony's gated
community, it's the section onGoogle Maps where it just blacks
out in the middle of Wisconsin.
That's his neighborhood.
It's completely private, noteven Google Maps, yeah they have
to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You can't even see it in Google, it's like area 51.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It's just a section of white.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's where he lives .
Every time I try to go toTony's house is like how did?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
you get past the gate , man.
It is definitely a section ofwhite.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I've tried to have tried to five drones into it,
crash right into their littleheadquarters.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
They could shot down right when you got the guy in
the tower, doesn't play thatshit.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
It's shot down.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
But you know, i was just kind of thinking about it.
You know, my brother goes andgets an MRI done of his head
every six months.
Yeah, joe and he said he sleepsthrough him.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
And his.
I want to it Well.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Joe, joey had like his brother I don't know if we
ever talked about this in thepodcast, but yeah, he passed out
and like see, like some typesomething in brain or something.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, he's got a big tumor, big fucking brain tumor,
and he has to go get it checkedevery six months and he's like I
just fall asleep in there.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'm like how he's done it, you know, two, three
hundred times or whatever I'mthe type of person that would
panic about that, like I wouldbe obsessive, compulsively
thinking about is the tumorgetting bigger?
is the tumor getting bigger?
I can't see my left eye.
I have a little black spot,something's wrong.
Like I will obsessively do thatfor him.
(30:36):
He doesn't give a fuck about it.
Yeah, he seems pretty like whenI worked when, i used to work
for Tony.
I worked with, with, with Joe alot And he has this timer for
taking pills, yeah, you know,who set that up on his phone
Wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He doesn't give a fuck if he takes those pills.
He never takes them on thetimers.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
He just his snooze or stops the timer.
I'm like I think that means youshould be taking your pills,
joe.
He's like I'll do it after thisor after that.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, I make him stop Well.
I'm like stop what you're doingand go take a goddamn pill.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I didn't help him out at all because he doesn't
listen to me.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Every, every day.
I work with him every time.
I see him do like 10 times aday.
I'm like you good, look at me.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You good.
Why don't you do that with methen?
Cause I'm not good.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Right, you probably do need an MRI.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, i need something, you probably should
get one.
I need, like I need, a CAT scan, i think.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I would go straight.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
MRI, just get it over with, i think.
Just go right through my wholebody Like what, what do they do?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Last time a CAT scan, you woke up with piss on your
face, bang.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You're good.
You're good with those quickones.
You're a quickie, you're aquickie man.
I'll see you quick.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But now I'm kind of thinking like I should probably
go to one of them little hoodMRI places.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You can't go to a veterinary clinic.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
No, they got places where there's like MRI machines
and trailers and they're like.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Chris, oh, you missed it.
They're getting it up on theinternet.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Any MRI $499 or something like that.
They have mobile ones.
Yeah, mobile, i just get mywhole fucking body done, so
anytime there's an issue.
I can just say refer to the oldMRI They come to your house.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I know they set up.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
You just said, they set up in the back of clinics
and Kmart's sometimes Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Sometimes Walmart parking lots, whatever.
Okay, but don't MRI anything.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I got a pee Cool.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
We'll wait for you, jay.
We'll pause it.
We'll pause it.
It's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It's a good thing, I'm not sure All right, now he's
gone, let's talk about howfucking fat he's getting.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh man, i don't know, tony, i've been losing the
pounds, man, i'm down ninepounds.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I've been hovering exactly where I've been since
middle school I've been.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
just you know, my diet plan is just not eat.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
I eat like one time a day.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, i got this.
I got the same program.
Going on with my feelings, ijust don't talk about them.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Well, let's not dwell on that, let's continue on with
something different.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right.
So tell me about how your pantsare fitting.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, for real man.
I'm trying to manage what'sgoing on here because, dude, i
was ballooning up but I foundmyself now.
I really like to eat now.
I never really used to my wholelife.
Yeah, like the last six monthsto a year, like anytime food's
there, i'm fucking on it, on it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
And it's, it's.
it's been a thing wherebasically all day long I just
like don't eat, like I'll just.
obviously I'll have likesustenance, i'll eat, like a
granola bar and those kind ofthings.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But I don't want a urinary tract infection.
I had to pee.
When I got a pee.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
We know, jay, we know .
Thanks for a, thanks forwatching your hands too.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, i didn't, but I'm not going to shake yours, so
no, doesn't matter really.
No.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, it does fucking stinking here, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Jay, it does.
It's like a, it's like a fartwhere's our stink guy?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
He wanted us to bomb it.
What was his name?
The stink guy that was on thepodcast chatting in the chat
Gone.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Gone, god, everyone's gone, gone, it's gone.
So what do you guys think about?
maybe going on the road?
doing podcasts live going todifferent states doing
podcasting.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It is Cinco de Mayo this weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wait, no, it's tomorrow Cinco de Mayo, yeah,
but today is the.
What is it?
What is the Star Wars fans call?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
it.
May the force be with you.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Thank you, i don't know the fuck.
you know that because youhaven't seen one.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, maybe you should go home tonight and start
up episode four of Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Not interesting, not interested.
I'm watching a show calledshooter right now on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
shooter- Right, yeah, did you know?
is it about the Washington DCvan shooter guy?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
No, it's a.
It's a sit, not sitcom.
It's a action drama based onthe early 2000s Mark Wahlberg
movie called shooter.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I was going to ask if it was that contrast.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It wasn't even that good, yeah, but it was pretty
fucking good.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It was about the sniper.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Anyway, yeah, no, anyway, what I was saying I
heard in the the radio today wasthe most popular.
I think this is taken offNetflix.
The most popular move now, starWars movies, the three
originals in category in eachstate.
Okay, what do you think?
the most popular one was forWisconsin, new Hope.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
How would they?
I did It's not, i don't know,wild in the world.
Would it matter?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
what the radio has to do.
They have nothing else to talkabout.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
We don't.
Well, they didn't survey me, soI don't even.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's New Hope.
The first one It is.
What is the second?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
one Empire.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Strikes Back.
Thanks, thank you.
And then the third one isreturn of the Jedi.
What do you think?
Wisconsin?
Speaker 3 (36:59):
The Empire Strikes One, two or three, the Empire
Strikes Back, tony, that's thebest one, it's always two Number
one, no hope.
They lie.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
New Hope.
No, but was the number one,watched, liked, whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
They lie.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But other states it was.
It was mostly return of theJedi, because that that fight at
the end with Darv Darv and.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I dream about it.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Whatever, tony, you don't even get it, dude it's
amazing, the fucking music, theemotion.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The thing that's so nice about this is the worst
thing about this is Jay keepsbringing it up.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Star Wars, yeah, today, okay, but I think you
brought it up.
Tony even is bringing it up.
I'm over here thinking tomyself I thought I respected you
as a person, but you've barelychosen this stubborn choice to
not watch a movie that everyoneis enjoyed.
And I think to myself I knowTony.
I know how he likes how storiesand characters progress through
(38:06):
a movie.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
A little bit of fantasy involves some action.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
He doesn't really like the aliens, things in the
space, but it's not really aboutwhat it is.
It's more about a differentspace and time And he just sits
there and is like you're notgoing to watch it.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
And I sit over here and I'm like I'm not going to
try to convince this guy.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
You can't stop, enjoy six hours of his day of his
life.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I'm going to sit over here.
Don't stop him.
Don't stop.
Who's the guy?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
who looks like Indiana Jones.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
It is Indiana Jones, nice, what's his name?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
I was him for Halloween.
I don't care, i don't care.
So you watched a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You watched a bunch of fucking 32nd clips.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I did an image search , searches Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Trash dude.
If you knew who he was, youwould have made a way better
costume and you only would haveknown who he was by watching the
movie.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I guarantee if you went up to someone that was a
Zowers fan, that were watchingthe movie and you were like, hey
, i'm Han Solo, but I neverwatched the movies, it stab you
with a lightsaber.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I told hundreds of people when they're like, Oh,
Han Solo, And I'm like who'sthat?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Here's my prediction.
Here's my prediction Within thenext year, tony does watch a
Star Wars movie and within thatsame year, within three months
of watching the first Star Wars,he will have watched many other
movies and or shows, and maybeeven picked up a book or a few
(39:35):
Funkos, and then he will plan atrip with his family to Disney
to go to the Star.
Wars, that'll be all the landthing He'll have like a $1,300
sound adaptive lightsaberthat'll bring down there with
him.
He'll have to ship itseparately on the plane, like in
a golf cart.
A golf club container that he'dhave to, you know, buy also
(39:58):
made that has a special madefoam interior stuffed in by
stuff by specialists from theMRI machine stuff in them in
there.
He'll even put a little redbutton for the lightsaber to
press in case it gets scared.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes, i am seeing, i'm visually seeing everything you
just said The whole familylittle babies dressed up like
that Yoda.
Yes, i'm baby Yoda though.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So you ever, you ever been in a situation like with
your wife.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Where you guys like the princess bride was the one
Is that what you say No like,you say like uh, i don't know, i
well, we're just going to uselike your wife goes how many
beers did you have?
You say like three.
She's like well, i know you hadmore because we bought that 12
(40:48):
pack.
Are you saying you're?
lying to us and you have seensome Star Wars already.
Is that what?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
you're getting at.
No like like she goes no cause.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I bought that 12 pack this morning and there's only
two left, so I know, you had 10and you're like no, i had three.
And now you committed to it sohard on that lie that now, like
you're making up like oh no,well believe it's true.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
So, you can stop lying about it.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
You're like well, no, uh, Tony stopped by and yeah,
dude, he pounded like seven ofthem.
Yeah, Like he went crazy.
So now you're like committed toit.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Now, you're committed Now you can't go back and say
who did you commit to?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You can't go back and say to your wife Like I tried
lying, are you saying you?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
committed to us that you don't watch it, and we're
keeping you from watching it now.
I'm keeping myself fromwatching it because I might like
it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
You fucking are going to love, but now I've been
arguing with myself for the last25 years that I'm.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
there's no way I'm going to be into it If you got
even just plopped into themiddle of it like you're just
tuning and you just bam, all ofa sudden you're into it and you
gave it like eight minutes, Likeyou would give any other high
quality movie like dumb anddumber that just happens to be
on film.
You'd get stuck on it.
I feel like, i feel like Tonywould be a and you wouldn't find
(42:13):
out until like secondcommercial break with the fuck
you're watching.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I know Jar Jar Binks fan.
I feel like he'd be he wouldactually like Jar Jar Binks.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
He wouldn't like any of the new shit, i think he
would like Jar Jar Binks.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I think he'd be like you know what guys?
I don't know what the hate isabout him.
I he's.
he was like the best part ofthe movie.
I don't know why they cut him.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Well, the thing is is now, i've been so anti-Star
Wars for so long that now, evenif I watched it and I did have
some kind of morsel of enjoymentfrom it, i would hide it from
the world and convince myselfthat I did only in fact drink
three beers.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
No, can we?
Speaker 3 (42:52):
see, that's where you're going.
How long would it?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
if I asked you how long would it take you to pull
up that costume on your phone?
How long would it take?
If it is more than like aminute, then I don't want to say
it, maybe a minute or two.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
You just got to go Google Halloween Okay Search.
I want to see what I'm tellingyou, man, do you do you, do you
do you.
But you know what I but I'mtelling you.
You're doing you wrong, star.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Wars is like you're holding yourself back.
It's like you want to be inthat world Like they.
they created a world thatpeople want to be in.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I think it's a time.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Time world In a galaxy far, far away A long,
long time ago.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Whatever you want to call it, people want to be in
that They want to be Even theepic beginning of the movie,
where the, where the storyscrolls off into space and all
you see is like the brake lightsof an engine off in the space,
and it's like a long, long timeago in a galaxy far, far away.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
It was, it was past, it was, it was farther than the
time.
The timing of it was was Pat.
what, how, how, how do we say?
Speaker 3 (44:02):
it, it was before it's time.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
There you go, It was.
it was yeah, before it's time.
People didn't even know likethat something like this could
even be brought to screen.
And it was what.
77, the first movie was made.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
No, Yes, i'm not kidding, no it was before my
brother was born.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
My brother was born in 79.
I think it was 77.
The first new hope, star Wars,1977, maybe 78.
I'm gonna say 70.
I'm keeping the 77 just becauseI started with it, but I'm
pretty sure it was 77.
Chris, you got me, you got me.
(44:41):
No, no, no, you don't got me.
I definitely don't got apicture of it.
Okay, he doesn't have a pictureof it.
So, tony, will, you'lleventually show us right 1977
day Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I'll go on my wife's phone and get a picture of my
amazing interpretation of.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I would love to solo and see.
The thing is is it just?
is it better or just as good asyour drawings?
because your drawings are good.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
No see, here's.
The thing with me is that.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I don't know your costume is that?
good, i get obsessed with doingthings I know you do the best
if you listen this podcast, youknow Tony and Everybody else
does the dumbest.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Most pointless shit.
So we went on we do, we dogroup costumes for Halloween at
the campground, and So there'slike 17 of us that dress up And
I was the only person Who didn'tbuy like some prefabricated
Spandex and foam costume.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
$60 for a $3 napkin.
Yeah, like I.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I went out and I took this picture and I just
dissected it and I went out andbought Individual pieces that
were period correct.
Oh yeah, i look like I was atthe goddamn Renaissance fair and
I did.
Do you still have it?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, I got all the pieces.
I wear it in summer camp when,when his wife's like hey, han,
even, even he puts it on.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
That's a Han.
Listen to me, even to the pointwhere the black pants.
I Couldn't find Black pantswith a red stripe down the side,
so I fucking sewed a stripedown the side of my fucking
pants, nice.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
You should have went to some type of marching band
store.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Because if I had a marching band store, I went to
marching band uniform store.
I did the the Jack Sparrowthing for four or five years and
I spent two thousand Well thatdoesn't even make sense dollars
on costume parts for that cause.
But I won.
Listen to me, no wait, butbefore you say shit, i won
(47:00):
fucking $100.
I know like six things I want Iwant a pool cue, i want a
dartboard.
I won I think was like two orthree hundred dollars.
Give card to the what's thatplace called that bathroom
(47:24):
beyond.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
No, it's the plate.
The billiards place pirates,cove billiards, billiards.
Viking billiards anyway That Iwon a Costume party somewhere or
not cost apart, i want a partysomewhere for the packer.
No, that was my wife.
They won that shit.
I won a couple cash prizes.
I won a bar, like two or threebar tabs Dude it was what was
(47:50):
your wife a college day To workwith too much makeup on
Scooby-Doo.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
What is that?
Just you?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
come.
What if she?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
was you coming in and like the most elaborate fucking
?
pirates She's in a green shirtwith a red wig on.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Dude, i went to out of control.
I'll show you the pictures.
I'm not gonna get him right now, but I was spot on, jack,
without the face.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
They're replacing him with somebody else.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
No, I heard that.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Anyway, I spent tons of money He's really gonna have
a rough time after that wholecourt trial.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Thank you, and I and I sold that costume for what I
paid for.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
That's really, but almost what I paid for.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
But it was.
It was a fucking fabulous time.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Where the fuck did you find anybody else that small
, that wanted to also be apirate?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Chris, that's not that funny.
It's not that funny.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I'm a pirate's, wear baggy clothes to buy everything
in a large just for, and then sodeep into all the years.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Oh my god, accident.
Yeah, and then take the safetypins out.
When I sold you.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh, my god stinks in here man.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Geez, louise man, it's the two weeks.
Three weeks from now, threeweeks from today, i will be at
summer camp music festival,dancing with my shoes off.
Gentlemen, i'm pretty excitedabout it.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I'm assuming you're gonna need, you're gonna need to
reschedule Thursday.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, and the week before that, so next week.
We're on, and after that we'regonna have to reschedule.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, i got some shit going on on a Thursday in a
couple weeks too.
I'm gonna see you hear it now,fans.
I'm going to my summer camp.
I'm going to see DonnellRollins, nice.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I don't know this.
Ashley, larry, ashley Larry man, i mean, they didn't help
Charlie Murphy that accountcomedian.
Yeah, comedian, you know ourbird crush is coming to
Wisconsin.
I know he's coming to Chicago.
No, he's coming to Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Scans and maybe I'll go see him again.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
I think we looked at tickets to.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Expensive all going together.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, I'm gonna wife I'm gonna wife 86 that with the
price of tickets, i think.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I'm kind of getting sick of Bert.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Sorry guys.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
It's a new hour.
Here's the thing why I'm gonnastick a bird.
He always talks about hisfamily and I feel like he's
getting away from his greatcomedy.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Comedy's kind of always been about.
No, he has not been.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
He was in Russia.
This best fucking story was himin Russia on a train That was
not his family.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Well, okay, that story was pretty, his, they made
a movie.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I mean pretty his family.
He didn't have a family then.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Well, fuck he was in fucking college.
They didn't fucking know that,whatever.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
All right, I think this is ran its course three
dimes every week.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Live on facebook and youtube You can also catch our
audio podcast, where wesyndicate it out out to every
single Podcasting platform youcan think of.
As long as these bitches arepaying me, we owe Jay in the
rears.
Oops, sorry, he's really madeit really a Tony Star Wars thing
for me at this point.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
But that's okay, We'll see how this goes.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
I will never pay you.
We'll see you next week when weadd up how much more money we
owe Jay.
We owe Jay.
Until then, for chris, tony andJay, we out.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
I like that.
You got that shaky hand all theway into the end.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
It's not stopping.
Oh my god, my, oh my.
Welcome everybody to the Joe Rogan experience.
I'm your host, tony.
This is my co-host, chris, andthen Jay on tech.
Wow, that's original, tony.
This week's episode we talkabout stuff and things.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Stuffing.
Hey guys, You ever get dizzy.
Hey guys, speaking of gizzies,do you hear about the woman who
had a full body orgasm at the LAPhil arm, Phil Harmick theater?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I actually did.
This got sent to me by all myclose friends.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Tell me, chris, i apparently this woman named.
Molly this woman, Molly Grant,was an enjoying the Los Angeles
Philharmonic performance ofTaitovsky's fifth symphony when
she heard what she described asa scream and a moan erupt from
the balcony.
Everyone kind of turned to seewhat was happening.
(01:04):
Grant said who was seated nearthe person who allegedly made
the noise.
I saw the girl after ithappened and I assume that she
dot dot dot had an orgasmbecause she was heavily breeding
and her partner was smiling andlooking at her like an holding
remote control.
(01:25):
Yeah, i mean, there is that They.
I mean she decided to startscreaming, and orgasmic screams,
during the middle of a concertperformance of Taitovsky's fifth
symphony.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Look, there's only one explanation for this.
She does a podcast with two ofher closest friends right, And
there's a competition element toit.
You good.
Yeah it's built a little bit, alittle bit.
So on her podcast they do alittle competition and she
obviously lost.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, you lost, you run into this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, she lost her competition and the other two
broads got to punish her, sothis was her punishment.
This was her punishment.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
They stick a vibrator .
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Watch I don't interrupt a symphony.
Did they put a vibrator?
in her crotch to make her havean actual orgasm.
It was.
it was either like most orgasmsOr she had one of those little
remote control eggs up her cooch.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do it again, Tony right.
One, two three, one more time.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, i'm good, Time's passed.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't know, man.
That's about as ridiculous asthis story where, for the second
year in a row, dc residents saythat music from the festival
carried for miles, frustratedagain with the music festival
Kiko moment up late at nightwith loud music carrying off for
miles.
It's not the first time they'vereached out to channel seven
(02:56):
news.
I mean, come on, so musicfestival plays until fucking.
I kept me up until 11.
He didn't get to sleep till 12.
What the fuck?
Come on, music festival comesin.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Depends on what kind of music, Chris you.
You go to too many of them, Soyou know a lot more than we do.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I could even hit one resident detailed They heard,
according to seven news reporterMayor Megan Clark, that the
bass was shaking pictures on mywall and I could hear the DJ
talking into the microphoneduring transitions.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It must have been a Wiz Khalifa concert.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Surveillance video is shared with seven news captured
the pulse of the base.
People are ridiculous, though.
Like so fucking what?
Oh, i'm sorry, you couldn'tsleep while 40,000 people were
having a good time.
It ends at 11.
(03:58):
It doesn't even go that late.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, noise or ordinance is usually 10.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Now with the permit, what you get?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
a permit, all right, clearly had a permit, let's do
this, though On the kind ofthree.
I want you guys all tellingyour normal sleep time Where you
go to bed.
One fall go to bed or fallasleep.
Well, i mean go to bed tryingto fall asleep.
One, two, three, 11, 10, 20.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I want to see what you guys are motherfucker I go
lay down about 11 and, likelately, i haven't been able to
fall asleep till between 130 andtwo.
I've been getting a lot of TVwatching and yeah, so just on
three.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Tell me what time you wake up.
Don't be late on this.
One, j1, two, three, six seven.
Why am I waking up first?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
What'd you say?
Six, holy shit.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, no, you really like 530 at, my alarm goes off
and then I get out of bed, or Ishould say like Oh, that's the
way, No, not nine.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
What am I saying?
It's pretty cool, that wasn'tright.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So you're telling me that I get an extra like three
hours of a day than you dobecause you're fucking off in
dreamland, trying not to dial911.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I tell you what I learn a lot from staying up, and
I do stay up past midnight, ido stay up past two sometimes,
and sometimes I'll just get,like you know knowledge in my
head and I'll listen to someshit about.
you know, astronomy, physiology, the, the the the anatomy of
(05:39):
the human body.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Just crazy stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
The anatomy of so is exactly what I was just
explaining in a very technicalterm.
Tony, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You're like look at Virgo go.
His anatomy is great.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wow, he's in.
He's in the stars right now.
It is fucking Okay.
Stop it now, please.
You're the one that startedthis shit, so no, i just wanted
like, okay, so let's just do alittle segment here, just the
one, two, three, and then answerreal quick.
Let's get another question.
Let's get if, if, if you couldlive in a different state, which
(06:25):
state would it be ready?
One, two, three, florida again.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Did you say Florida?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You were right, you would you.
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are you just fucking with me, fucking you?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, well, car would you, would be your ultimate car
to have one, two, three 1976Cadillac El Dorado convertible,
preferably black, black, black.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
No, i'm answering Chris.
I mean, i don't have a.
The one I'm driving now isworking just fine.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm not a big I mean I said if you, if money wasn't a
deal, you know you're dream caris a 2018 fucking town and
country.
The weirdest blue I've everseen, like you do have the
weirdest blue color I've everseen, chris.
I mean you are, on it,mistakeable blue.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I step out of the parking lot and I can see my ass
on my car for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You do have the weirdest blue color, but it
separates you from everyone else.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You never like the color of the logo of this three
dimes t-shirt I'm wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Bit later, but you know, many times I've walked
past my car because it's whiteand there's so many white cars
on there And all whites look thesame.
All whites.
look the same Fucking whiteguys.
We are all we I mean.
look, you can't tell who'stalking, because we all like to
fuck the same, Except for thatredhead.
fuck over there.
Yeah, Behind you, Tony.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So anyway, I had, I had something super fun happen
to me today.
I went in for my well, I thinkI had one before, but I don't
really remember it ColonoscopyMRI.
Anybody had an MRI?
(08:25):
No, Why?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
did you have one?
Never had a MRI.
Well, I was going to ask youabout your cool wristband
because my neck, my neck andshoulder no-transcript.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
How did you even notice that?
How could you?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
see that It's not as fucking You said, it's elbow.
I wasn't worried about mysweatshirt before you got here.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Maybe I was able to see all you guys.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, i see what's going on, so they did an MRI on
my neck to find out where, wherethis nerve is pinching And,
ironically, i went in to seeorthopedic surgeon like a month
and a half ago and they just gotme in for my MRI today.
(09:07):
And for the last two weeks I'mlike for the last two weeks my
nerve has been like tip top,like no pain, no, no, no signs
that this has ever even been anissue.
And now I get to go do the MRIand show Yeah it's going to show
(09:27):
me that nothing's pinched.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
No, that's super cool .
It's not true, though It couldbe.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, i mean, I don't know what they're going to find.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm not a fucking radiologist, but it could be,
whatever was bothering, you Popback into place and then you
don't get a fucking picture ofit.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm saying just because just because you have
the pain doesn't mean alright.
Just because you the pain wasgone, doesn't mean it won't show
up.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's what I'm saying.
That could be true too.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, i agree, I'm like Jason MRI got an ironic that my
grandfather was a masseuse andhe would use to tell me stories
like what time it was.
Is that where you learned Justjump is?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
that where you learned your fucking amazing
jerk off technique.
I didn't show you that, did I?
You made me come more than once, but anyway, i hit that nerve,
so just right.
So they lay you on this bed andthey put me in a like full neck
brace and then clamped afucking other brace over my neck
(10:24):
.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh, did you.
They lock Was your wife there?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
No, oh, damn it.
I would love to see the picture.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's like an hour before you guys got here.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I could just imagine, you like this.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So then they took foam and wedged it on the side
of my head so I couldn't move iton foam.
Yeah they boxed you up becausethey ship you out fucking Japan
or something, and then thislittle bed takes you into this
fucking tube.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
The tube that takes you to the fucking ship to ship
you into Japan.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
All right, they wrapped you like a glizzy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So yeah.
I'm basically the glizzy inthis hotdog bond And when you go
, when you're into it like Idon't know, like it just made
sense at the moment for me toclose my eyes while I was going
in.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I want to be close.
I would want to do it.
Close dies, if possible.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Have you ever gone in an MRI machine?
Yeah, it's a little creepy.
I'm claustrophobic like in yourhead.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You went in like head first Because I think I went
ahead first, but I only went tolike my waist.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I think I had something with my knee like 15
years ago.
So they want to set me in feetfirst and I had to go in.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I was gonna say so.
You wanted them to send you allthe way.
Yeah, all the way through likea fucking X-ray machine.
But when you open your eyesyou're not supposed to, i think,
didn't they tell you?
that's the first thing you tellyou?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Don't open your eyes, no, Okay, fine, okay, okay, go
ahead and tell me that.
At all Sorry, but when you openyour eyes, that fucking tube is
right in your face and it isone of the fucking most bizarre
feelings I've ever felt in mylife.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, so you got you just knowing that you can't move
and what you're looking at isright in your face.
Like that It was.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I've never felt anything like that before, so
you're saying you're in thistube, something's right at your
face and you're not enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, you move your arms and they're locked on your
side.
I think you can.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
No, they didn't lock them in, but they just said you
know, hold, hold as still aspossible.
But you just, you're, you're inthis tube and then it starts
making wow, fucking wild assnoises, and none of the noises
like you'll feel it or you'llhear it doing what it's doing
and it's like really loud andit's it's sort of vibe like
(13:03):
vibrating your head a little bitbecause of the, because they
put your plugs in so you canstill hear it, but you you more
feel it than hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did they ask if you want to like lorazepam or
alprazolam or something?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
like an omnipraise.
No.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I didn't have.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Harper and alprazolam .
No like anti anxiety medicineor something.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, I'm not talking about amper amperazole.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
They didn't ask me, did I want anything out of, took
it, but they didn't ask.
but that's weird, maybe becauseyou look so tough.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You feel that you?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
feel the bad kind of like moving you a little bit to
get you know, like the nextsection of picture, and then the
machine starts making likedifferent noises, like the
noises the machine makesthroughout this whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
They don't do not match What do you expect?
to do fucking seeing yourselfthinking the things broken Like
is this right?
This can't be right.
It's not repeating that sound.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And then there's nothing you can do, like yeah
it's, it's a different, likeit'll be a hum, and then it'll
be like a really hard for me.
I think so you you expectedthis machine to play you a
sympathy sympathy, No, but ifyou're in a machine that's
taking the same pictures insequence through because I mean
(14:28):
essentially it just takes like amillion pictures You know what
this machine is, the sounds itmakes, it should be making.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well, would you say, you're saying you're in there.
You're saying I know how thesound.
This machine should sound likethis.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
When you go in and it starts making the first noise.
You think that's the noise whenyou go start up your car.
This is not a car.
This is the engine of your car.
Does it make a different noiseevery time you start it?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Right This machine is a hundred times the value of
your car.
So this machine is is nothingyou even comprehend, maybe your
car.
I just understand why you thinklike it's going to be like the
same type of, because you figureit's like going, stop and
(15:16):
moving, you going or somethingdoing the same thing.
I just don't feel like youwould think that would be the
same thing over and over.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't think I could sit in that thing like that, so
that's why I give you a cardwith like a little squeezing
ball on the end of it Andthey're like you can't squeeze
it.
What?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
is going to happen.
They could do it again.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They put it in your hand to help you And they said
this is, this is your panicbutton If you start panicking
how many times did you squeeze alittle ball?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
How many times did you squeeze that?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And they said then we pull you out.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
God damn it, Tony.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And it was, it was, it was super fucking wild man.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, I bent.
I bent one of those.
It's not that fucking bad, Idon't think I could do it.
It's not that fucking bad.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Remember when we used to lock each other in the couch
?
That shit freaked me out.
alone Couldn't get out,couldn't move couldn't do
nothing.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You mean like under a cushion, remember where you
were.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
You never did that.
Oh the fucking With thatTyler's house.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
The pull-out bed.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, you lock each other in the pull-out bed.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh, when you squeeze it halfway in Lay down, fold it
right back in.
That's scary as fuck.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
yes, But in this situation you're somewhat free,
but you can't move.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
No, you're in a tube that's I would like.
Okay, fine, you know what?
Here's the thing.
Tony, you're a little biggerthan me, okay, so this tube is
not.
No, they brought the extralarge.
I was gonna say They bring youthe bigger tube, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They didn't put me in a pediatric tube like they put
you.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
They used the same tube they used with me.
I can't imagine even pushingyou in that tube.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
They used the pet-.
They used the kid on you foryou.
They used the kid on you foryou.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
They had a giant hammer and they were hitting his
feet just to get him in.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
They sprayed me with the tube.
The opening diameter is about60 centimeters.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, I totally get a tape measure.
Let's measure the diameter.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't have a centimeter tape measure.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We can figure You can convert?
Yeah, of course I can convert.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Do you have a tape measure?
I don't know why it's incentimeters.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
That looks freaky as fuck.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You're a little bigger, okay, right, a little
more tight for you.
Much bigger, a little moretight, okay, you got a lot less
room.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
They would definitely have to use way more foam
spacers with you.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I need more foam, a lot less room, a lot less room
for you.
I understand and I'mclaustrophobic as fuck I
understand how you felt.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I just don't even understand how they got your
nose in there without itscraping.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That was good.
That was good.
I like it.
I like it.
They put foam on it first.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They're depended to the side.
They tape it to your cheek.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh you fuck You.
good, Yeah, that's why I hadtoo many MRIs.
It just stays that way now.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
The way they taped it .
It almost pulled.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, it captured that way.
Now, like if you look at whatyou see, is it a little crooked.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I don't believe you had an MRI, because if you did,
it would have pulled that BBright out of you.
You're fucking back.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
There's like why is this guy's nose all fucked up on
these pictures?
To Tube has limitations.
I was uh, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Please, sir, turn your head to the side.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So we used to do construction back in the day at
WeEnergies Or not WeEnergiesWhat's the fucking name of that
huge company in Wisconsin thatmakes them.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Makes what.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We we used to work at GE all the time doing electric
instruction and they make theMRI machines that most of them
are made right in Waukesha.
And would they?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
use you as a biggest size?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, they don't know, I'm nowhere near the
biggest size.
Well, you know, never know.
But uh, they make you watch avideo about MRI machines
beforehand because they chargeup in there and they're, they're
inside of the, uh, whateverthey are whatever they got to be
(19:44):
.
Um, well, they have, like theirwalls are made out of, i think,
lead or something to not conductthe magnet, but because we're
working in there with tools,they they make you watch this
video of them charging up an MRImachine.
Uh, so there's a guy standingabout 20 feet away from it and
(20:08):
he's holding a hammer straightin front of them and they charge
up the machine and it blows hishammer straight through a
fucking cinder block wall andsmashes into the MRI machine
because the magnet's so strong.
So I now I know I've never hada surgery in my life, but you
(20:31):
can imagine, maybe something gotstuck in there, right?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well, tony, there was one surgery you had, though.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well, the added dick to me that that the the the
added dick to me What the fuckis one with two dicks?
But I know I've never had asurgery and I know I have no
metal parts in me There's noscrews or plates or anything
like that But I'm filling outthis paperwork.
I think we should change ourpodcast name to add a dick to me
(20:57):
.
I almost had to call my momjust to say Hey, i didn't have
any like medieval back alleysurgeries when I was a child
that I like there's no metal inme because I don't want it to
rip clean out of my body intothis machine.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, she's like.
why do you think your dick isso big, tony?
according to urban, dictionary.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
An added dick to me is a medical procedure to odd,
to alter the female naughty bitsto male.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no nono, no, no.
Sherry is now Barry, Thanks toher, added dick to me.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, wait, so that's for a woman then.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
And add a dick to me.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's not that it shouldn't be called add a dick
to me, it's urban dictionary.
It should be called add of agiant enemy, had a sensor vagina
, all right, good one.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So anyway.
So I'm having this like mildpanic attack about a pretend
surgery I might have had when Iwas a child, thinking about some
fucking plate getting rippedout of my spine into this
machine.
And the guy takes me back andhe's like he's like, all right,
well, here's they, show you thislocker, they go put all your
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stuff, everything out of yourpockets, all that, put it all in
this locker.
And he's looking at me, he'slike, yeah, all the metal
buttons and everything on yourpants and stuff are fine, you
don't need to worry about those.
And I'm like what the fuck areyou talking about?
Like I'm not walking out ofthis hospital pantsless because
you just thought that it wouldbe fine.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
There's no iron in those, i don't think so I get
butt ass naked.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You just wanted to get butt ass naked.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I was going to say if you really did.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm surprised they don't throw you in a gown.
You want to see my dick?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
That's what I want to see my dick.
Yeah, so it was like this supersurfer dude who was my
radiologist.
He's like he's like all right,guy, what's?
what's your last name and yourbirthday, all right.
Well, i'm going to take youover to lockers.
It's pretty chill around here,me and Brent, you know that's
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great.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's a great great, So perfect.
He takes me over.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
He takes me over to locker and he's like, yeah, just
take the stuff out of yourpockets, grab the key.
All the, all the metal on yourpants are fine, whatever.
He's like just get ready, havea seat over here, we'll.
We'll come get you when we getthe other guy out of the tube
And I'm like, all right, somesitting there for like 10
minutes.
It's fucking nervous as shit.
(23:27):
Like should I text my mom?
Like I doubt about this metaland the the fucking guy who was
in there before me comes in in afull gown like nothing nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Was he bigger?
Was he bigger or smaller thanyou?
is bigger, whoa?
So you're dead And you're likeI'm fine, i'll fit.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Right, yeah, i did bring my own Pam, but they had,
they had it.
So I'm like why the fuck isthis dude butt ass naked in a
gown?
and they're telling me thefucking metal on my pants are
fine, but the nickel in yourpockets, not.
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I was so fucking worked up inthere Like I honestly thought
like something terrible is goingto happen.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like yo, can I just get it to get a gown here?
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I don't know man.
I'm just like, yeah, these guysdo it every day, they'll be
fine.
And then I'm laying there likeI'm going to hit this panic
button.
I already know it.
They take me in.
and then all the fucking noisesand vibration.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I tell them not to give me the panic button because
, I'm just going to fucking hitit If you got it there.
I'm just going to fucking hitit.
I'm going to hit it.
My brain's not strong enough tosay no, just don't give me the
fucking option.
I'm strong enough to do it.
I hate every second of it.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Even that when you're in there and all this is going
on and it's like then it startsgetting a little fucking hard to
breathe.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
And you're like did you, did you say anything to the
doctors or whoever they hell No.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I ain't a bitch, okay .
I'll just come here and tellyou guys, don't you go?
Nobody else.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So ever here.
You go in there and you tell meI'm a little anxious about this
, i'm panicking, i feel nervous.
What they do is they give you afucking pill, you take the
fucking pill and they don't evenfucking care.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
When you want people to remember it to tell the story
.
Oh, i looked up Brent.
Brent, according to UrbanDictionary, is a sweet, funny,
caring, loving and gentle guy,but when you make him angry he
will snap at revenge and despiseyou greatly.
So maybe he was trying to getyou back Cause you looked at him
slide.
Maybe it's like who's this guywith this freshly dolled up hair
(25:44):
?
He's all proper Like I'm theCalifornia kid over here.
He's like what's up?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
dude.
So what are we?
What are we taking pictures oftoday?
Oh yeah, Fuck this guy.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
So let me, is there outcome Like what is wrong with
you?
I?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
survived.
I survived the MRI.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
What's wrong with your fucking body?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I don't know They had no answers.
I had it done two and a halfhours.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, it's too early, man, it's too early, we don't
know.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, you just say two and a half hours ago.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My MRI was at three 30.
I didn't know that You didn'tsay that when you did, When you
weren't listening.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Oh, that's okay.
Well, you know what There'sproblems in this?
in this world, People don'tlisten to other people.
And then you know, troubleshappen like this.
I have no idea.
You just have two hours, twoand a half hours ago.
I'm sorry, yeah, and you'restill traumatic about it.
You're literally my closestfriend.
I can see it in your face, thetraumatic.
Distance wise, the traumaticone, two, the traumatic part of
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your face, and I didn't know.
It was only two hours ago.
I'm sorry, tony, i apologize.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
But yeah, it was a yeah, you know, because we're
just talking about the braceleta little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What the fuck?
Wow, you know what.
I didn't get that either.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I thought maybe you're wearing it, for I got to
honor.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I thought yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I just I just didn't get around to a scissors yet.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
When my kid comes, when my kid goes to the hospital
, comes back, he'll keep thatfucking bracelet on for two
weeks.
Easy, i mean, that's what Ithought, just kept it on.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Fair or square.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
But it was a.
It was a really fucking, almosttroubling experience.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
There better be something wrong with me going
through this, yeah, and probablythey're going to be like Oh, i
didn't see anything on the scan.
This time you're having a flareup, though.
You should give us a call.
We'll have to get you throughthis little tube again, and you
know what This is.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
This is exactly what women say, what they say about
guys doing podcasts.
This is our time to bring outour emotions.
And do the girls do gossip onthe phone.
So you are not going to tellyour wife that you were so
distraught and in in in, in, in,in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in,
in, in, in, in in.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So I'm sure I've.
I believe Tony's probably beentalking her ear off, since he's
going to be wait for the textback.
He's going to go home and gooff to the West wing and be like
honey, honey.
He's going to be like Gives,gives.
can you go get my wife?
Yeah, and she'll go get them,and then Janessa will get them.
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get her dressed and bring,bring her to the center quarters
I have Gives.
take her a walkie talk to thecenter quarters of the home
where Pedro will make you guys asmall snack and you'll discuss
it over a glass of Chardonnayhoney.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
today I had quite the time And it's always eating a
fucking P and P and J withoutthe crust.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
They've got so much help around that they've got a
person there to translate it toSpanish, to have a Spanish
translator translate it back toEnglish.
To tell the story.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I don't know what we're paying for, let's use them
.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
For those that don't know about Tony's gated
community, it's the section onGoogle Maps where it just blacks
out in the middle of Wisconsin.
That's his neighborhood.
It's completely private, noteven Google Maps, yeah they have
to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You can't even see it in Google, it's like area 51.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It's just a section of white.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's where he lives .
Every time I try to go toTony's house is like how did?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
you get past the gate , man.
It is definitely a section ofwhite.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I've tried to have tried to five drones into it,
crash right into their littleheadquarters.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
They could shot down right when you got the guy in
the tower, doesn't play thatshit.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
It's shot down.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
But you know, i was just kind of thinking about it.
You know, my brother goes andgets an MRI done of his head
every six months.
Yeah, joe and he said he sleepsthrough him.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
And his.
I want to it Well.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Joe, joey had like his brother I don't know if we
ever talked about this in thepodcast, but yeah, he passed out
and like see, like some typesomething in brain or something.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, he's got a big tumor, big fucking brain tumor,
and he has to go get it checkedevery six months and he's like I
just fall asleep in there.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'm like how he's done it, you know, two, three
hundred times or whatever I'mthe type of person that would
panic about that, like I wouldbe obsessive, compulsively
thinking about is the tumorgetting bigger?
is the tumor getting bigger?
I can't see my left eye.
I have a little black spot,something's wrong.
Like I will obsessively do thatfor him.
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He doesn't give a fuck about it.
Yeah, he seems pretty like whenI worked when, i used to work
for Tony.
I worked with, with, with Joe alot And he has this timer for
taking pills, yeah, you know,who set that up on his phone
Wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He doesn't give a fuck if he takes those pills.
He never takes them on thetimers.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
He just his snooze or stops the timer.
I'm like I think that means youshould be taking your pills,
joe.
He's like I'll do it after thisor after that.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, I make him stop Well.
I'm like stop what you're doingand go take a goddamn pill.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I didn't help him out at all because he doesn't
listen to me.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Every, every day.
I work with him every time.
I see him do like 10 times aday.
I'm like you good, look at me.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
You good.
Why don't you do that with methen?
Cause I'm not good.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Right, you probably do need an MRI.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, i need something, you probably should
get one.
I need, like I need, a CAT scan, i think.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I would go straight.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
MRI, just get it over with, i think.
Just go right through my wholebody Like what, what do they do?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Last time a CAT scan, you woke up with piss on your
face, bang.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You're good.
You're good with those quickones.
You're a quickie, you're aquickie man.
I'll see you quick.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But now I'm kind of thinking like I should probably
go to one of them little hoodMRI places.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You can't go to a veterinary clinic.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
No, they got places where there's like MRI machines
and trailers and they're like.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Chris, oh, you missed it.
They're getting it up on theinternet.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Any MRI $499 or something like that.
They have mobile ones.
Yeah, mobile, i just get mywhole fucking body done, so
anytime there's an issue.
I can just say refer to the oldMRI They come to your house.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I know they set up.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
You just said, they set up in the back of clinics
and Kmart's sometimes Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Sometimes Walmart parking lots, whatever.
Okay, but don't MRI anything.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I got a pee Cool.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
We'll wait for you, jay.
We'll pause it.
We'll pause it.
It's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
It's a good thing, I'm not sure All right, now he's
gone, let's talk about howfucking fat he's getting.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh man, i don't know, tony, i've been losing the
pounds, man, i'm down ninepounds.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I've been hovering exactly where I've been since
middle school I've been.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
just you know, my diet plan is just not eat.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
I eat like one time a day.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, i got this.
I got the same program.
Going on with my feelings, ijust don't talk about them.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Well, let's not dwell on that, let's continue on with
something different.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right.
So tell me about how your pantsare fitting.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, for real man.
I'm trying to manage what'sgoing on here because, dude, i
was ballooning up but I foundmyself now.
I really like to eat now.
I never really used to my wholelife.
Yeah, like the last six monthsto a year, like anytime food's
there, i'm fucking on it, on it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
And it's, it's.
it's been a thing wherebasically all day long I just
like don't eat, like I'll just.
obviously I'll have likesustenance, i'll eat, like a
granola bar and those kind ofthings.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But I don't want a urinary tract infection.
I had to pee.
When I got a pee.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
We know, jay, we know .
Thanks for a, thanks forwatching your hands too.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, i didn't, but I'm not going to shake yours, so
no, doesn't matter really.
No.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, it does fucking stinking here, Thanks.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Jay, it does.
It's like a, it's like a fartwhere's our stink guy?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
He wanted us to bomb it.
What was his name?
The stink guy that was on thepodcast chatting in the chat
Gone.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Gone, god, everyone's gone, gone, it's gone.
So what do you guys think about?
maybe going on the road?
doing podcasts live going todifferent states doing
podcasting.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It is Cinco de Mayo this weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wait, no, it's tomorrow Cinco de Mayo, yeah,
but today is the.
What is it?
What is the Star Wars fans call?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
it.
May the force be with you.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Thank you, i don't know the fuck.
you know that because youhaven't seen one.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, maybe you should go home tonight and start
up episode four of Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Not interesting, not interested.
I'm watching a show calledshooter right now on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
shooter- Right, yeah, did you know?
is it about the Washington DCvan shooter guy?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
No, it's a.
It's a sit, not sitcom.
It's a action drama based onthe early 2000s Mark Wahlberg
movie called shooter.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I was going to ask if it was that contrast.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It wasn't even that good, yeah, but it was pretty
fucking good.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It was about the sniper.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Anyway, yeah, no, anyway, what I was saying I
heard in the the radio today wasthe most popular.
I think this is taken offNetflix.
The most popular move now, starWars movies, the three
originals in category in eachstate.
Okay, what do you think?
the most popular one was forWisconsin, new Hope.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
How would they?
I did It's not, i don't know,wild in the world.
Would it matter?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
what the radio has to do.
They have nothing else to talkabout.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
We don't.
Well, they didn't survey me, soI don't even.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's New Hope.
The first one It is.
What is the second?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
one Empire.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Strikes Back.
Thanks, thank you.
And then the third one isreturn of the Jedi.
What do you think?
Wisconsin?
Speaker 3 (36:59):
The Empire Strikes One, two or three, the Empire
Strikes Back, tony, that's thebest one, it's always two Number
one, no hope.
They lie.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
New Hope.
No, but was the number one,watched, liked, whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
They lie.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
But other states it was.
It was mostly return of theJedi, because that that fight at
the end with Darv Darv and.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I dream about it.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Whatever, tony, you don't even get it, dude it's
amazing, the fucking music, theemotion.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The thing that's so nice about this is the worst
thing about this is Jay keepsbringing it up.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Star Wars, yeah, today, okay, but I think you
brought it up.
Tony even is bringing it up.
I'm over here thinking tomyself I thought I respected you
as a person, but you've barelychosen this stubborn choice to
not watch a movie that everyoneis enjoyed.
And I think to myself I knowTony.
I know how he likes how storiesand characters progress through
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a movie.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
A little bit of fantasy involves some action.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
He doesn't really like the aliens, things in the
space, but it's not really aboutwhat it is.
It's more about a differentspace and time And he just sits
there and is like you're notgoing to watch it.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
And I sit over here and I'm like I'm not going to
try to convince this guy.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
You can't stop, enjoy six hours of his day of his
life.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I'm going to sit over here.
Don't stop him.
Don't stop.
Who's the guy?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
who looks like Indiana Jones.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
It is Indiana Jones, nice, what's his name?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
I was him for Halloween.
I don't care, i don't care.
So you watched a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You watched a bunch of fucking 32nd clips.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
I did an image search , searches Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Trash dude.
If you knew who he was, youwould have made a way better
costume and you only would haveknown who he was by watching the
movie.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I guarantee if you went up to someone that was a
Zowers fan, that were watchingthe movie and you were like, hey
, i'm Han Solo, but I neverwatched the movies, it stab you
with a lightsaber.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
I told hundreds of people when they're like, Oh,
Han Solo, And I'm like who'sthat?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
Here's my prediction.
Here's my prediction Within thenext year, tony does watch a
Star Wars movie and within thatsame year, within three months
of watching the first Star Wars,he will have watched many other
movies and or shows, and maybeeven picked up a book or a few
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Funkos, and then he will plan atrip with his family to Disney
to go to the Star.
Wars, that'll be all the landthing He'll have like a $1,300
sound adaptive lightsaberthat'll bring down there with
him.
He'll have to ship itseparately on the plane, like in
a golf cart.
A golf club container that he'dhave to, you know, buy also
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made that has a special madefoam interior stuffed in by
stuff by specialists from theMRI machine stuff in them in
there.
He'll even put a little redbutton for the lightsaber to
press in case it gets scared.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes, i am seeing, i'm visually seeing everything you
just said The whole familylittle babies dressed up like
that Yoda.
Yes, i'm baby Yoda though.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So you ever, you ever been in a situation like with
your wife.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Where you guys like the princess bride was the one
Is that what you say No like,you say like uh, i don't know, i
well, we're just going to uselike your wife goes how many
beers did you have?
You say like three.
She's like well, i know you hadmore because we bought that 12
(40:48):
pack.
Are you saying you're?
lying to us and you have seensome Star Wars already.
Is that what?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
you're getting at.
No like like she goes no cause.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I bought that 12 pack this morning and there's only
two left, so I know, you had 10and you're like no, i had three.
And now you committed to it sohard on that lie that now, like
you're making up like oh no,well believe it's true.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
So, you can stop lying about it.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
You're like well, no, uh, Tony stopped by and yeah,
dude, he pounded like seven ofthem.
Yeah, Like he went crazy.
So now you're like committed toit.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Now, you're committed Now you can't go back and say
who did you commit to?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You can't go back and say to your wife Like I tried
lying, are you saying you?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
committed to us that you don't watch it, and we're
keeping you from watching it now.
I'm keeping myself fromwatching it because I might like
it.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
You fucking are going to love, but now I've been
arguing with myself for the last25 years that I'm.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
there's no way I'm going to be into it If you got
even just plopped into themiddle of it like you're just
tuning and you just bam, all ofa sudden you're into it and you
gave it like eight minutes, Likeyou would give any other high
quality movie like dumb anddumber that just happens to be
on film.
You'd get stuck on it.
I feel like, i feel like Tonywould be a and you wouldn't find
(42:13):
out until like secondcommercial break with the fuck
you're watching.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I know Jar Jar Binks fan.
I feel like he'd be he wouldactually like Jar Jar Binks.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
He wouldn't like any of the new shit, i think he
would like Jar Jar Binks.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I think he'd be like you know what guys?
I don't know what the hate isabout him.
I he's.
he was like the best part ofthe movie.
I don't know why they cut him.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Well, the thing is is now, i've been so anti-Star
Wars for so long that now, evenif I watched it and I did have
some kind of morsel of enjoymentfrom it, i would hide it from
the world and convince myselfthat I did only in fact drink
three beers.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
No, can we?
Speaker 3 (42:52):
see, that's where you're going.
How long would it?
Speaker 1 (42:53):
if I asked you how long would it take you to pull
up that costume on your phone?
How long would it take?
If it is more than like aminute, then I don't want to say
it, maybe a minute or two.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
You just got to go Google Halloween Okay Search.
I want to see what I'm tellingyou, man, do you do you, do you
do you.
But you know what I but I'mtelling you.
You're doing you wrong, star.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Wars is like you're holding yourself back.
It's like you want to be inthat world Like they.
they created a world thatpeople want to be in.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I think it's a time.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Time world In a galaxy far, far away A long,
long time ago.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Whatever you want to call it, people want to be in
that They want to be Even theepic beginning of the movie,
where the, where the storyscrolls off into space and all
you see is like the brake lightsof an engine off in the space,
and it's like a long, long timeago in a galaxy far, far away.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
It was, it was past, it was, it was farther than the
time.
The timing of it was was Pat.
what, how, how, how do we say?
Speaker 3 (44:02):
it, it was before it's time.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
There you go, It was.
it was yeah, before it's time.
People didn't even know likethat something like this could
even be brought to screen.
And it was what.
77, the first movie was made.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
No, Yes, i'm not kidding, no it was before my
brother was born.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
My brother was born in 79.
I think it was 77.
The first new hope, star Wars,1977, maybe 78.
I'm gonna say 70.
I'm keeping the 77 just becauseI started with it, but I'm
pretty sure it was 77.
Chris, you got me, you got me.
(44:41):
No, no, no, you don't got me.
I definitely don't got apicture of it.
Okay, he doesn't have a pictureof it.
So, tony, will, you'lleventually show us right 1977
day Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I'll go on my wife's phone and get a picture of my
amazing interpretation of.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I would love to solo and see.
The thing is is it just?
is it better or just as good asyour drawings?
because your drawings are good.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
No see, here's.
The thing with me is that.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I don't know your costume is that?
good, i get obsessed with doingthings I know you do the best
if you listen this podcast, youknow Tony and Everybody else
does the dumbest.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Most pointless shit.
So we went on we do, we dogroup costumes for Halloween at
the campground, and So there'slike 17 of us that dress up And
I was the only person Who didn'tbuy like some prefabricated
Spandex and foam costume.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
$60 for a $3 napkin.
Yeah, like I.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I went out and I took this picture and I just
dissected it and I went out andbought Individual pieces that
were period correct.
Oh yeah, i look like I was atthe goddamn Renaissance fair and
I did.
Do you still have it?
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, I got all the pieces.
I wear it in summer camp when,when his wife's like hey, han,
even, even he puts it on.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
That's a Han.
Listen to me, even to the pointwhere the black pants.
I Couldn't find Black pantswith a red stripe down the side,
so I fucking sewed a stripedown the side of my fucking
pants, nice.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
You should have went to some type of marching band
store.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Because if I had a marching band store, I went to
marching band uniform store.
I did the the Jack Sparrowthing for four or five years and
I spent two thousand Well thatdoesn't even make sense dollars
on costume parts for that cause.
But I won.
Listen to me, no wait, butbefore you say shit, i won
(47:00):
fucking $100.
I know like six things I want Iwant a pool cue, i want a
dartboard.
I won I think was like two orthree hundred dollars.
Give card to the what's thatplace called that bathroom
(47:24):
beyond.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
No, it's the plate.
The billiards place pirates,cove billiards, billiards.
Viking billiards anyway That Iwon a Costume party somewhere or
not cost apart, i want a partysomewhere for the packer.
No, that was my wife.
They won that shit.
I won a couple cash prizes.
I won a bar, like two or threebar tabs Dude it was what was
(47:50):
your wife a college day To workwith too much makeup on
Scooby-Doo.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
What is that?
Just you?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
come.
What if she?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
was you coming in and like the most elaborate fucking
?
pirates She's in a green shirtwith a red wig on.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Dude, i went to out of control.
I'll show you the pictures.
I'm not gonna get him right now, but I was spot on, jack,
without the face.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
They're replacing him with somebody else.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
No, I heard that.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Anyway, I spent tons of money He's really gonna have
a rough time after that wholecourt trial.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Thank you, and I and I sold that costume for what I
paid for.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
That's really, but almost what I paid for.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
But it was.
It was a fucking fabulous time.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Where the fuck did you find anybody else that small
, that wanted to also be apirate?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Chris, that's not that funny.
It's not that funny.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I'm a pirate's, wear baggy clothes to buy everything
in a large just for, and then sodeep into all the years.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Oh my god, accident.
Yeah, and then take the safetypins out.
When I sold you.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh, my god stinks in here man.
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Geez, louise man, it's the two weeks.
Three weeks from now, threeweeks from today, i will be at
summer camp music festival,dancing with my shoes off.
Gentlemen, i'm pretty excitedabout it.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I'm assuming you're gonna need, you're gonna need to
reschedule Thursday.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, and the week before that, so next week.
We're on, and after that we'regonna have to reschedule.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, i got some shit going on on a Thursday in a
couple weeks too.
I'm gonna see you hear it now,fans.
I'm going to my summer camp.
I'm going to see DonnellRollins, nice.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I don't know this.
Ashley, larry, ashley Larry man, i mean, they didn't help
Charlie Murphy that accountcomedian.
Yeah, comedian, you know ourbird crush is coming to
Wisconsin.
I know he's coming to Chicago.
No, he's coming to Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Scans and maybe I'll go see him again.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
I think we looked at tickets to.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Expensive all going together.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, I'm gonna wife I'm gonna wife 86 that with the
price of tickets, i think.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I'm kind of getting sick of Bert.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Sorry guys.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
It's a new hour.
Here's the thing why I'm gonnastick a bird.
He always talks about hisfamily and I feel like he's
getting away from his greatcomedy.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Comedy's kind of always been about.
No, he has not been.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
He was in Russia.
This best fucking story was himin Russia on a train That was
not his family.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Well, okay, that story was pretty, his, they made
a movie.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I mean pretty his family.
He didn't have a family then.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Well, fuck he was in fucking college.
They didn't fucking know that,whatever.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
All right, I think this is ran its course three
dimes every week.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
Live on facebook and youtube You can also catch our
audio podcast, where wesyndicate it out out to every
single Podcasting platform youcan think of.
As long as these bitches arepaying me, we owe Jay in the
rears.
Oops, sorry, he's really madeit really a Tony Star Wars thing
for me at this point.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
But that's okay, We'll see how this goes.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
I will never pay you.
We'll see you next week when weadd up how much more money we
owe Jay.
We owe Jay.
Until then, for chris, tony andJay, we out.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
I like that.
You got that shaky hand all theway into the end.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
It's not stopping.
Oh my god, my, oh my.
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