June 19, 2023 • 37 mins
Ever wondered how far you could push the limits of freedom of expression on the internet and still get away with it? Today's episode tackles this intriguing question and explores the potential loopholes that might emerge as the digital landscape changes. Brace yourselves for an entertaining and thought-provoking ride as we dive into random topics and tangents!
Join us as we chat about Tony's physical transformation, shoe storage chaos, and our obsession with clean socks. Discover the art of wearing fresh socks daily and why it might be necessary to buy a new pair every time you come home. Laugh along with us as we share Tony's hilarious story of forgetting his car keys and the importance of routines in our daily lives.
As we navigate through these amusing discussions, we also touch on the impact of the pandemic on society, personal choice, and freedom of expression. We explore how people are choosing to stay connected via the internet and the ongoing debate surrounding masks and social distancing measures. Don't miss out on this engaging episode packed with laughs and valuable insights!
Join us as we chat about Tony's physical transformation, shoe storage chaos, and our obsession with clean socks. Discover the art of wearing fresh socks daily and why it might be necessary to buy a new pair every time you come home. Laugh along with us as we share Tony's hilarious story of forgetting his car keys and the importance of routines in our daily lives.
As we navigate through these amusing discussions, we also touch on the impact of the pandemic on society, personal choice, and freedom of expression. We explore how people are choosing to stay connected via the internet and the ongoing debate surrounding masks and social distancing measures. Don't miss out on this engaging episode packed with laughs and valuable insights!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know.
(00:00):
That's the thing we have toponder.
Having a bunch of gang membersmake me air tight until I die.
I think I'd rather be trappedin a car Not ideal, no.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You don't want that, i don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You don't want that, tony, that's why I don't do
stuff that'll get me put in jail.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What do you consider doing that?
That's the main fear.
See all the fear.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The whole dare program could have just been
like look Tony, get caught doingthis shit, this crime and drugs
thing.
You're going to get madeairtight by gang members in jail
until you die.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's why I won't do drugs.
That's somehow I won't doanything that'll get me put in
jail.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One hit of the pots is going to make you turn into
Yeah.
Everybody knows We're doing 10minutes of back behind the
scenes.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
shit, everybody knows , i'm just going to let it go.
I hit live when I feel like it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Pot is a gateway drug .
It's a gateway to Yeah, that'strue.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
To no airtightness.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Why is this chair more flexible than usual?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Maybe you're getting taller.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Maybe it's because you put you know back when you
were thin.
You didn't have the weightbehind you to push it back.
Dude, i get, and now thatyou're getting chunky, I think
you're getting 10 pounds forsure, i think you're getting
taller.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You think I look fatter than I did.
Really You guys do.
I don't think you look fatter.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I didn't know that you looked fatter before.
Look at those titties I've beendropping the elbows, Stop it
you're making me hard.
I've been dropping the elbows.
I'm on a new belt loop and thework belt.
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
look at it, There's some def.
Is there a def?
I just need to do some of thatfat A def I don't know, def,
what were you just?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
were you having a seizure?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Definition.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
He's, he is crunching all muscles.
This is turned into a from awent from taking You.
Fuck so hard You fired it.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That could dimes dad bods.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dimes, dad, moms.
Let's all start the show withtheir shirts off.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes, we could do a shirtless show.
I bet we'd get views.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We just did it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Like didn't even say anything about it, just one, one
time we go live.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Nothing, everything is totally normal.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No one says anything.
No one says anything.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
How do you feel today , tony Great, i'm a little cold,
but no, I was in that I'm doingspectacular.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We'd have to do it in the summer, when it's like
99,000 degrees in here, likeit's been.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I think we should do that.
I think it's a good idea.
You know, what we should do,too, is have little little
stickers in our nipples Not tolet too much skin Tastle pasties
, something that makes us notget kicked off.
Count me in I don't think wecan show our nipples.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, I think guys can.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yours maybe not, cause you really have definition
in your boobies.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I think I could get away with it.
It all depends on what Iidentify as.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is true.
It is your choice.
It's your choice If it'soffensive for the internet or
not do you think?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
do you think that there's a tick tocker, like some
broad with some really nicefake tits, that tries going
topless and identifying as a man?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Ooh, that's a good question To boost your angle.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that's an interesting angle.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I mean, i don't think you can get around that
loophole, but that is.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't know how you couldn't.
I don't know why you couldn'tWhy.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know why you couldn't, and this time of age.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think it would be fucking offensive If they didn't
let you get away with it, itwould be the most unwalk thing
of the century.
Of course, only if they themwere choosing.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, it would be she him Not choosing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
but she became that, not for the videos or the likes,
but because that's how they shehim was most comfortable.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
He, him would have to have something posted the whole
time with the shirt off sayingI am a man.
Why?
Because you're you don't haveto.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
We're there, you're a man too, and you don't have to
do that I just.
I don't know what the rule ison that one.
What would be?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
you would you think of the weirdest shit, but they
make sense.
That's a good one, because Dudedid my shit, just leak.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You're what Did you pre-jack?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He was taking his shirt off.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Did you just try to suck the cum out of your
sweatpants?
Get some of your soda Some weebit, don't rub your cum on my
soda cup.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, this is how you get rid of stains.
You white soda.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You're gotta be.
Now it's seltzer water.
Is it soda or seltzer?
I mean, isn't that kind of thesame thing?
I'm just clear Soda, soda waterand sugar.
You just rubbed on your pants.
Yeah, I know.
I think he had some brandy inthere too.
I can't see the stain.
Yeah, because your whole ride'sright now.
Now you full cummed, not justpre-combed in your own pants.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, it feels kind of refreshing a little bit.
You are the MacGyver of laundry.
I'll guarantee you guys, inabout 25 minutes from now you
won't see that little circle,that I had there.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It was only water before.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, it was oil from my smoke in my pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You think you dissolved all of the oil.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I smelled it.
It smelled like this Youdissolved them all.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I tasted it.
It tasted salty.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well, we'll see in 15 , 20 minutes, that's all God
knows are your good sweats.
No, these are the ones I doenjoy wearing And I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's like my top two thirds of the pile Top third
of the pile.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, this goes on top of the pile.
This is the the cherry.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
They are in heavy rotation.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Dude, you know, i just can't put shit away, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't like Tracy.
Did you put my good pants atthe bottom?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
of the pile again.
Do I have to really jump inthere?
Do I have to really dig throughthis shit, God?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
my old CDs been going crazy lately Oh man, i got none
of that dude, i got none ofthat.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You don't have a need I needed.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sometimes I forced.
I don't care about routines.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She just gave me some of your mind and just throw it
at me and just like, maybe it'snot always grass is greener man.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why, i don't know.
Do you ever forget to say youralarm, do you?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
ever forget to say your alarm, jay.
It's always on, though.
See fucking all CDs.
Yeah, but I get snoozed, do youever?
Okay, do you want?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
to know what I did to this fucking recently, this
morning, who's?
this morning I woke up and I'mlike hold on, hit life.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, let's get live.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Let's get going.
This is silly.
So I wake up this morning andI'm leaving the house and I
can't find my keys.
It's not going to go live forthree minutes and 22 seconds.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, it is live, they can hear it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I can stop it.
Oh, you just don't want to turnoff the timer.
It doesn't matter.
There you go, boom.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, you've never had this happen.
Boom Jay on tech.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You with your OCD's Ness, had never had this happen.
I bet I was working on the caryesterday.
I woke up this morning lookingfor my keys.
So I'm like God damn, can'tfind the key.
Okay, where's the spare key?
She goes in her purse, gives methe spare key.
I go outside to put somethingin the trunk maybe, or unlock
(07:46):
the doors, put the car seat in.
That's what it was.
The doors won't unlock.
I'm like shit, i must have leftthe light on or something.
The car battery is dead.
So I go into the car to go totry to start it and stick my key
in And then, guess what?
I left the key in the car.
I left my key in the carovernight.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, i rarely take my keys out of my car.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, right, Okay.
So if you didn't have it in thecar then you'd be like, what
the fuck?
I'm saying for those of you athome just tuning in live on
Facebook and YouTube.
We were talking about Tony'ssaid his obsessive compulsive is
going crazy, And I say that Ihave like none of those features
(08:31):
of obsessive, compulsive.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't, i really don't believe that because you
care, on a notebook There'snothing in it Like a fucking
crazy person And he races likethat goddamn movie.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Memento dude, it's gone.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Super crazy I write in fucking of disappearing in.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It doesn't matter.
I feel like there's someobsessive, obsessive, compulsive
in you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's nothing in this It has to be let out.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think you might like women menopause.
You might have to wait 10 years.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Wait until I'm in the midlife crisis.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, so my obsessive compulsive disorder.
It's just, and I know, tosomebody who has actual old CD,
this is fucking nothing.
But so last week, last Thursday, i hurt my back.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's something that always happens, and it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's not like there's a muscle pulled.
It's getting better every day.
It's not the end of the world,it's.
It's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
But do you ever get it where you move a certain
weight and just a huge shock.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, roll over in bed.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So so anytime roll over in bed, any anytime this
muscle gets stretched out, i geta spasm.
So oh yeah, that was a worse.
Picking up things off the floorare difficult unless I get down
on my knees to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh, you're used to that though.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah.
I lay floors for a living.
I spend most of my adult lifeon my knees.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So what are we picking up?
So off the floor.
That causes spasm in your back.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So I had a lot of things going on this weekend and
over the last four, four and ahalf days I've worn probably
five different pairs of shoesfor different things I was doing
.
Wait, hmm, you have youactually do things in your house
(10:34):
with, i have like payingsomeone to do it 25 different
pairs of shoes.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You cut your own grass.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Hell no.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, so that's out of there Do you clean your own
house.
No, that's out of there.
Do you do any landscaping?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don't you do a lot of these things barefoot.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, I do almost nothing barefoot.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's a bad life choice.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So you know, i get home from work, i kick off my
work shoes, i put on.
I got a pair of slides, i puton my slides.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You're wearing shoes in the house, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I like how calm.
I like how calm slides.
What do you call them?
I'm not slides sandals flippers.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, the only flippers, handles.
I said flip, so you were insandals in the house where it's
slides sandals in the house, theAdidas ones with the little
lobbies.
Yeah, jesus Christ, you're poorfeet man.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So then, then I leave .
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You don't ever walk out in the lawn with no shoes on
Not usually.
I've got to go.
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, I can't.
I can't walk on grass barefoot.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What is wrong with you?
Freaks me out.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm out Freaks me out , especially crabgrass as the
word.
finally, that freaks me out.
I don't like.
I don't like being barefoot andgrass Jesus you guys, you get
me, i don't mind being barefootanywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The thing is is I got these like four little metal
slivers in the bottom of my feetthat were in there for like
five years and I couldn't getthem out till finally, one day I
used a fucking toenail clipperand shredded your foot open and
yeah, I basically cut big divotsin the bottom of my foot to
(12:14):
fucking make them way betterthan you know?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And why don't you have one of your Korean lady lit
?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Nobody can get them out.
They try to do the little much.
They don't have one of thosethings.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's like a magnifying glass.
They were embedded.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They were embedded so far, these like little metal
shavings, and I could feel thatthey were like infected in there
for fucking like two years andI could not get them out.
So I pick and choose where I gobarefoot now.
But you know, then Friday we wewent to the camper So I put on
my my camper shoes The ones thatI don't give a fuck if they get
(12:50):
all dirty and shitty at thecamper.
But then it rained all night onFriday and Saturday so them
shoes got soaked So I had towear different shoes.
So I just I've been.
And then we went out all theseproblems.
We went out Saturday night andseen a comedian and went to a
nice dinner, so I put on likenicer shoes for that.
(13:12):
And then yesterday we went to areally nice brunch for Mother's
Day and spent the day by my mom.
So I wore dress shoes yesterday.
So I've been through a wholebunch of shoes, all right.
So I have these little shoestacking contraptions from IKEA,
where you put your shoe downand this thing sits over the top
(13:37):
of it and it holds the othershoe on top of it.
It's kind of a space saver.
You know what stacks them uplike a, like a, instead of
putting two shoes next to eachother.
One goes inside of it and onegoes on top of it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So, now that you got one of these, where do you put
your CD spindle with 360 CDs?
It's still in there Same spot.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They're right next to each other.
Yeah That, it's wall mounted.
So you're telling me, thisthing has like a bunch of pieces
of wood and you just put shoesin there and then the piece of
wood and then you put shoes inthere and then she put no.
there It's hard to explain themFinlandians, man, they know
their shit.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
They're pretty fucking awesome and you could
get a lot of shoes in a smallspace because go up and not out.
Okay.
So with my back fucked up, Ihaven't been able to like put
them away.
I'm like I'll just wait tillnext week My back will be
feeling better.
It won't be a big deal.
I don't kind of crawl around inmy closet like fucking idiot,
(14:39):
But I can't stand looking inyour own closet.
No one else is gonna see fiveor six pairs of shoes.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I'm already mentally justified leaving it.
It's only you that knows it'sthere and you still can't let it
go.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's driving me fucking nuts.
I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Why don't you have your kid 20 times away for you
then, like a kid dad doesn'twant to bend over.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
put my fucking shoes away because I've been teaching
my kid.
He's got to do the shit forhimself, and I lead by example.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I can't make him put away all his shit and then be
like Hey, get in here and putaway my shit.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's different now.
You turn it into an auxiliarylearning.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Are you kidding me?
I don't let my kid know I'mhurt.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
One day.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
He's going to jump on me like a lion on a gazelle And
I don't want him to know whenI'm weak.
I hope he does it when I'mplaying fucking weak and I beat
his ass.
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
So what I do is when I come to the house, i just kick
my shoes off into a cubby, andwhen I need those shoes again, i
just grab a mother cubby.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
We have a horrendous basket of shoes is horrendous.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's in the white cabinet.
It's horrible.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
You open?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
the door and it's just fucking shoes stacked up
and I go in there, get shoes.
45 shoes came out.
Push them all back in there.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
So we're like every morning.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Every morning the kid puts on one shoe, goes dad, can
you help me find my other shoe?
And I said, no, you're gonnahave to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
How do you live?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
like that.
It's the polish shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I mean that makes sense because I don't waste time
putting shoes away to polishshoes to find another fucking
shoe.
But I do put my shoes away in away where I can grab the second
one.
I don't have to just walk outthe house with just one shoe,
And I've done that before Idon't have a bunch of shoes.
I have the round to get themail.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Of course I mean who doesn't just one timberland and
one slipper.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't understand how you have so many different
shoe options and you don'tchoose bare shoe as like because
we all have is the ultimateoption.
They don't get wet.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
They don't do shit barefoot and a walk.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I told you about socks many times before.
I'd never take my socks outsidethe house.
That ruins the socks.
If I take my socks, I wear themoutside the house.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So do you slip into a nice new pair of socks every
time you come home?
Usually, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I don't buy that I have.
You should see the sockcollection I have.
It's pretty outrageous.
I have one entire dresser fullwith socks and then I have like
the bottom one where I haven'ttouched yet And I got like I
mean a shopping store.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
How often do you go to the store to buy socks?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Well, every time we go to the store, i'll get a pair
of socks that I like.
Usually, i always like at leastone pair of six.
I'll say I need this Pumausually, but yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
How much does a pair of socks cost?
Like six bucks.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Not that bad.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Six bucks for a pair 50 cents a pair.
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Dude, that's not true at all.
Okay, fine, a dollar a pair.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Whatever They're, not even a dollar, i'm fine with
that.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You know you got a problem when you're trying to
justify it down to half a dollar.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I go to someone's house, They want me to take my
shoes off because they don'twant to walk me walking in the
house with shoes on And I takemy socks off.
They're like wow, or our shoesoff.
They're like wow, you got somenice looking socks.
They're fucking clean, No holes.
The fucking bottoms of thefucking shiny.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
How often are you going to people's houses?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Estimates- This one last desk by winning the guys
like he's handing me theselittle buns to put on my shoes.
I tell them don't worry, i gotfucking new socks I wore today
just for you.
Take my shoes off, walk throughthe house, fucking, slide
around with new fucking socks Ihad boobies for you.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yes, I would have said, sir, no.
thank you on your estimate.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, thank you.
Shoe booty guy.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, thank you, i don't want to deal with you on
all my work shoes.
That's a cancel right there.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He's asking for an estimate price.
I have to tie a knot Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
See never have to tie , i never have to tie them.
Every house I walk into for anestimate.
No matter, no matter howfucking crack house it is The
first thing I do like.
There's houses I walk into andI take my shoes off and I can
just see the shit on theirkitchen floor Like these socks
are going to be sticky when I'mdone with this estimate, so you
(19:12):
fuck your socks off.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Why do you have to take your shoes off?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
because it's showing them that when they hire my
company, you're going to dowhatever you can do their house.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You can do whatever you can do to maintain their
clad, whatever they have left,whatever the house is.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yes, so I don't tie any of my work shoes And I
always, i always, have onrelatively nice, clean socks,
like the one time you're goingto need to get away though.
You're like I buy.
I buy my new socks not based onhow they fit me, but based on
how they look.
If they're starting like, ifthey get washed with blue jeans
(19:52):
and they start getting thatlittle like blue hue to them
from like other calls bleedinginto them, They're done.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You got fuck with them anymore.
You got to throw them away.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I got to have on like nice looking socks because I
take off.
You got to get over 500estimates a year for my business
in people's houses Like I can'tgo in there looking fucking.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
He has a box of estimate.
socks, tony, i've seen them.
They're called my Mondaythrough Fridays, okay, he knew
he replenished those thingsevery single month He has to
have a new pair of socks Myfavorite is when I go with these
like little builders and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
They have what's called contract or walkthroughs
and that's where they have everytrade that's going to be
involved in a job.
Come to the job site at oncebefore they get the job to look
at it so we can all accuratelybid it right in there.
Well, it's funny when you seelike the plumber and the
(20:52):
electrician and HVAC guy and thefucking mini blinds guy and
everybody comes to this fuckingplace at once and you see them
all like fucking sitting there,fat asses, in the lobby trying
to untie these big ass, big assleather work boots they got on
and I swear to God how manytimes I see dudes pull these
(21:14):
fucking big, humongous boots offand they like have a whole tall
sticking out of them.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, i would imagine most of those people aren't
involved in the actual decisionmaking as far as if they're
doing the job.
This is after the job is sealed.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
No, no, this is this is got to be this is pre sealed
job.
This has got to be theprofessional.
This has got to be the man manof the man.
This has got to be the guythat's getting the job, the one
that comes there to do that.
That's the professional.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
If I'm a consumer, i'm like I'm not hiring this
plumber to make sure my faucetsdon't leak when he can't even
wear socks without holes in them.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, that too.
But if you go into an estimate,you walk in there, you're
talking dumb, you're lookingscrubby, you're not going to get
the job, especially if you'retrying to get it for more than
what the other six days they'vealready gotten.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, i've been in.
Two times in my life.
I've been on an estimate andfor some, some reason or another
and it's only one thing I takeoff my socks in their house and
throw them in their garbage andthen put my shoes back on.
With no socks, they go on forthe rest of my day.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That is.
That's disrespectful to bothshowing them that their house is
full of shit.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Both times I was walking through these houses and
I stepped in their fucking dogs.
Piss in my socks, you like incarpet, and then it just turns
into a fucking stamper of pissof me walking through the house.
You So, yeah, i had to throwthem away.
Would you in their?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
house, would you ever ?
I mean, there's been timeswhere I've not wearing socks
with shoes that regularly, but Ihave what you, i can't do that.
How would you feel if someonecame into your house with an
estimate and didn't have anysocks?
Yeah, like Chris said, bare,bare, feeding bare foot in Well.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I would assume that was intentional and I I my head
wouldn't go to.
They.
Didn't have laundry done, myhead would immediately go to all
this person's crazy.
These shoes might be so awesome.
Sox might fuck them up.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
That's what you'd invent.
dude A shoe with built in socks.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
That'd be they are, they are lined with a sock.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Wait, dude, again.
Ventriloquist time They Chrisventriloquist time.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I can't do it again today.
I can't.
Oh, why did my, why did my boxoff, fuck?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Why did only do it for you, like it was doing it
for me a couple of times?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I don't know what to tell you about that.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
All right, let's get off this sock topic, because you
know what I'm just make.
it's making me anxious.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
So I got another letter in the mail.
guys, jay, you need to knowabout this.
I can't show you your frozen.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
You're still frozen.
Give it to me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
This is a letter that has come in the mail and yes,
don't show, i just doesn'tfucking wait, which one Mine in
the middle.
I guess it's okay to cover itup.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
No nobody knows, no one saw it.
I asked you to show it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Doesn't matter.
Oh, you are so paused I don'tcare.
So this letter came in the mailagain.
Tony, I want you to open upthis letter.
Maybe Jay can open up thisletter.
This this letter comes to meabout once every month.
It's from Maddie Oh and my wifehas decided that she's going to
find Maddie Oh and tell her howinappropriate it is that she's
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writing a married manhandwritten letters.
Maddie.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Maddie, oh, what from Merrill Park?
has her address on here?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's ahandwritten letter.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's a love letter, isn't it?
And?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Maddie, oh, asking you, judging by the address in
my you didn't open it.
My dealings through the city.
I know Maddie Oh lives in areally bad neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Why is this?
because there's a neighborhoodon it, yeah, okay.
Well, this woman has beenwriting me letters like once a
month.
How does she know you?
I don't have any idea, can I?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
read the letter.
Sure, is it from the blog I'mpretty certain.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm going to know about every part, about what's
in there, because it's the samefucking letter, handwritten
letter.
So that was sealed, written tome.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That was sealed, maddie.
Oh, from six, six, we don'tneed to go all into it.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Everything All right.
That's not when I'm trying toreally actually get this person.
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
My dearest Christopher.
What the fuck love for God andneighbor is my reason for
writing.
I hope everyone is doing welland you left that bitch wife
ears.
It's definitely not what it'sin the best of spiritual.
That isn't what it says as oneof.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Jehovah's Witnesses Every month.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
The same woman's writing me a handwritten letter.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
dude, This is okay, bible reading is a command
underlined.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm going to tell you right now Her handwriting is.
it looks written.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
It looks typed amazing, it's phenomenal, it's
amazing.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Every single month.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I've brought him in here before six days of her week
writing letters.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Could you imagine how many letters she's writing out
Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
It doesn't matter That handwriting is amazing Yeah
can you?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
and I mean the cool thing about it is do you want me
to pass her name to you?
Org These J W's scan it nowJust have QR code.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Everyone right now online can scan that fucking
code.
That's the handwriting.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
So why, when?
Okay, how was I Okay?
Couple questions, jay, becauseI feel like you might be the
closest thing I got to theinside track.
How did she get my name, jay?
that could have something to dowith me.
How did she get my name I?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
fucking know clue.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Why does she continue to write over and over and over
, nearly every month to me everytime?
Why does she not realize thatI'm a married man?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
But they don't.
Tony smelling the memo smellslike Jesus.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What the fuck is this ?
I'm just half joking, but she'slike, I'm writing her this
bitch.
I write in my man Fuckinghandwritten notes.
Does she know who she's?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
dealing with.
I may have requestedinformation in your name a
couple different places.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
How many times did I sign up to win a car?
Yeah, it was actually theJehovah Witness.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Roll-a-decks.
I'll tell you what, though, herhandwriting is.
It's phenomenal handwriting.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm actually show some of it without the top
immaculate area there, becauseit doesn't matter at this point,
immaculate.
But it's like phenomenallywritten Like does she ever fuck
up?
and have to be like, oh, betterrewrite this for that.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Her underlining must was a little bit problem.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Dramatic, okay, secondly.
Secondly, i got another pieceof mail.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh, you should send her back a letter that just says
like Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I heard it was your birthday.
I.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Hope you had a wonderful mother's day.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Dude, that's it, dude That's great, that's great.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm gonna have my wife writer a handwritten
homemade birthday card and justbe like I heard from a little
bird.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You should write it on the back of her letter or
just be like holy Jesus, it'syour birthday.
Just write it on the back ofher letter and say sorry, i
didn't have any loosely paper ofmy own.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Here's our biggest fan catching a big bass nice,
today, it's not that big, he'sjust really tiny.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, chris, what right?
so this other one you need toteach your brother about camera
angles, cuz he looks like aweird What?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
do you think of that address, tony?
What do you think of thataddress?
Why are people sending me mailfrom right around the corner,
from here, though, that's acrossthe parking lot, what?
this is another one that comes.
It looks handwritten, exceptfor it's time for it not.
And It's looks handwritten,though, and I get one of those
(29:51):
every month same day, do you?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
sign up for shit.
You don't even like look at you, just sign shit or like Logging
in this one glass guy.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
No, this is uh.
Oh, we buy your houses.
Guy, yeah, Dave Jones.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
So this one, jay's, handwritten to Yeah, definitely
not.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I thought you'd fall, for I can't pay you cash your
house, but look at this Fromlike fucking across the parking
lot He's trying to tell you yourhouse is shit, as is like your
house is a piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, he probably seen it don't have to repair it
or even clean it up.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
So this is that's, that's just respect, so can we,
can we disconnect one of thesecameras?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Do they have like battery and good Wi-Fi where we
can just walk across the parkinglot?
Yeah, show it.
Yeah, and ask them not to sendyou Yeah letters.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh, this is right in our this is No fucking way.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And something to me every okay across the parking
lot.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
So it's not in this, not in in this area, right here.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, right there across the street, that's not in
a parking lot, it's okay fine,whenever the second building to
this parking lot.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Are they still open?
I don't know.
I'm sure they're in theirwriting letters, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Postcards.
Oh my god, we have to you.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Don't, don't show the address of the fucking podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You're such an idiot.
It's just us watching, i know,it doesn't matter, but I'm just
saying we got to do that though.
All right, can we do?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
that, yeah, go for it , let's go.
Let's go.
right now I'll ruin my camera.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I really know if they asked me to spell your last
name.
I'm telling on a dragon overthe old.
Yeah, it's like spelling yourlast name, so plus he's a lot of
them What else we got guys?
So you ever noticed, the onlypeople still wearing ronavirus
masks are just really, reallyfat people.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, you haven't noticed that.
No, i do notice people whenthey're wearing them.
I'm like what, for why?
like what?
What in your brain has got yougoing to the point like this is
normal now.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I actually was at the doctor's office today with my
son and they finally rest.
They finally rescinded, liftedthe Restrictions in the mask and
date and and at the doctor'soffice.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It kind of makes sense because, like everyone who
goes in there sick, yeah, youwant to catch their six or you
might be six.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
So nobody fucking knows, of course, but you know
it sucks like talking through aputt plexiglass I mean, but
they're still asking you thequestionnaire like Have you yeah
?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, you've been sick?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
No, have you ever been?
No, i'm sorry, Excuse me.
Have you been recently exposedto COVID in the last couple days
, or have you been out of theCon?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I mean we're almost four years in quit content Me if
I said yes, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
tell me to leave or put a mask on I say yes, I go in
there.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Covid is fuck and I'm like COVID.
I've never heard of it.
What is that?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I just had sex with someone taking a COVID, fuckin
COVID tests why they were havingfun.
He was positive and I would usethat.
Does that count as Being?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
positive.
I don't know.
I just say that I don't evenknow what COVID is on any of
these tests.
Well, I'm in there.
I can't smell shit ever.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Water and I don't know, and I'm just like no man,
i'm good.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Is there a problem if I can't really taste my food in
the last couple days or that Ican't smell anything in this
entire building?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
the random where where of the mask is a weird
thing because he never saw itbefore.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, it's just quite a bit noticing tons of people at
masks and they're all.
It's like the 300 plus clubreally and I guess I didn't
notice that and I'm alsonoticing that they're wearing
them below their nose, sothey're.
They're wearing them when theydon't have to, but also
(34:08):
incorrectly, which reallybothers me, because if you're
wearing it, i assume thatthere's like an issue where you
really need to be wearing it.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's like being on a also not wearing it right on
purpose, like being on afootball field playing football
and then wearing your cup likeover your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, so it's gonna protect your nuts and I just
don't get it.
And especially I'm like thesepeople are so fucking big that
are wearing it.
It's like they don't give afuck about anything they put in
their body.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
You still see COVID, you still see to the ones where
these people driving in theircar all by themselves.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, with a mask on.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
With a mask on, i don't get it.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's a weird thing what we went through there, dude
.
It fucked with some peopleclearly because fuck.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And I think that the aftermath is happening now.
I feel like it's been a year towhatever it's been and now
people are getting the traumatic.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
It's 2023 man, this was 2019.
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
It's still the traumatic events of that time.
I've not hit anybody until now.
I think people are starting tofucking see psychiatric fucking.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You know, i just some people turn into major
introverts and now can'tcommunicate with society for
sure It made people crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Well, we introverted for a while, sort of.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We had to, though I was three, reached out on the
old internets.
We had to, though That was yourchoice.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
We had to do something.
I think you have a fuck aboutany of this since day one.
Yeah, and those were the ifCOVID's gonna kill me, i'm gonna
.
I mean, you don't really get topick when you die, like if,
when it's your time you die, andif COVID's gonna be the thing
that was set to take me out,that's what it is, what about I
(35:55):
wasn't gonna fucking hide in mybasement.
What about?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
a gang rape on you with a bunch of Mexicans.
Would that be worse?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I've always dreamed of that.
Actually, i didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I'm thinking I'm glad of that.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I don't think, i don't think.
When it comes to me gettinggang raped, race would take too
big of it.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You're not And they're sure you're not caring
what race it is that rapes is Itdoesn't happen.
I guess Exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Exactly, i spend most of my life trying to avoid
being raped.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Okay, what nationality?
if you had a choice to be rapedby one, which nationality would
you want to be raised?
Chinese.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
That's not even a question Statistically the
smallest sticks.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
You're playing the odds, playing the best odds you
can get.
I know.
comment.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Like if a whole dojo came at me I'd be like, hi guys,
bring it on.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
This will be over quick and painless My name for
the kicked you in the safe first, yeah, okay.
Go Chris.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Say it.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's sure the fucking gonna be a group of Samoans
like I don't have the structureto deal with that.
And with that see you next week.
All right, we'll see you nextweek.
Video will reset and be rightback.
I don't know.
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That's the thing we have toponder.
Having a bunch of gang membersmake me air tight until I die.
I think I'd rather be trappedin a car Not ideal, no.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
You don't want that, i don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You don't want that, tony, that's why I don't do
stuff that'll get me put in jail.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
What do you consider doing that?
That's the main fear.
See all the fear.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The whole dare program could have just been
like look Tony, get caught doingthis shit, this crime and drugs
thing.
You're going to get madeairtight by gang members in jail
until you die.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's why I won't do drugs.
That's somehow I won't doanything that'll get me put in
jail.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
One hit of the pots is going to make you turn into
Yeah.
Everybody knows We're doing 10minutes of back behind the
scenes.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
shit, everybody knows , i'm just going to let it go.
I hit live when I feel like it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Pot is a gateway drug .
It's a gateway to Yeah, that'strue.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
To no airtightness.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Why is this chair more flexible than usual?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Maybe you're getting taller.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Maybe it's because you put you know back when you
were thin.
You didn't have the weightbehind you to push it back.
Dude, i get, and now thatyou're getting chunky, I think
you're getting 10 pounds forsure, i think you're getting
taller.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You think I look fatter than I did.
Really You guys do.
I don't think you look fatter.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I didn't know that you looked fatter before.
Look at those titties I've beendropping the elbows, Stop it
you're making me hard.
I've been dropping the elbows.
I'm on a new belt loop and thework belt.
Look at it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
look at it, There's some def.
Is there a def?
I just need to do some of thatfat A def I don't know, def,
what were you just?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
were you having a seizure?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Definition.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
He's, he is crunching all muscles.
This is turned into a from awent from taking You.
Fuck so hard You fired it.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That could dimes dad bods.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Dimes, dad, moms.
Let's all start the show withtheir shirts off.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes, we could do a shirtless show.
I bet we'd get views.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We just did it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Like didn't even say anything about it, just one, one
time we go live.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Nothing, everything is totally normal.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No one says anything.
No one says anything.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
How do you feel today , tony Great, i'm a little cold,
but no, I was in that I'm doingspectacular.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
We'd have to do it in the summer, when it's like
99,000 degrees in here, likeit's been.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I think we should do that.
I think it's a good idea.
You know, what we should do,too, is have little little
stickers in our nipples Not tolet too much skin Tastle pasties
, something that makes us notget kicked off.
Count me in I don't think wecan show our nipples.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, I think guys can.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yours maybe not, cause you really have definition
in your boobies.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I think I could get away with it.
It all depends on what Iidentify as.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is true.
It is your choice.
It's your choice If it'soffensive for the internet or
not do you think?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
do you think that there's a tick tocker, like some
broad with some really nicefake tits, that tries going
topless and identifying as a man?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Ooh, that's a good question To boost your angle.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that's an interesting angle.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I mean, i don't think you can get around that
loophole, but that is.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't know how you couldn't.
I don't know why you couldn'tWhy.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know why you couldn't, and this time of age.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I think it would be fucking offensive If they didn't
let you get away with it, itwould be the most unwalk thing
of the century.
Of course, only if they themwere choosing.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, it would be she him Not choosing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
but she became that, not for the videos or the likes,
but because that's how they shehim was most comfortable.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
He, him would have to have something posted the whole
time with the shirt off sayingI am a man.
Why?
Because you're you don't haveto.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
We're there, you're a man too, and you don't have to
do that I just.
I don't know what the rule ison that one.
What would be?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
you would you think of the weirdest shit, but they
make sense.
That's a good one, because Dudedid my shit, just leak.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You're what Did you pre-jack?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He was taking his shirt off.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Did you just try to suck the cum out of your
sweatpants?
Get some of your soda Some weebit, don't rub your cum on my
soda cup.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, this is how you get rid of stains.
You white soda.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You're gotta be.
Now it's seltzer water.
Is it soda or seltzer?
I mean, isn't that kind of thesame thing?
I'm just clear Soda, soda waterand sugar.
You just rubbed on your pants.
Yeah, I know.
I think he had some brandy inthere too.
I can't see the stain.
Yeah, because your whole ride'sright now.
Now you full cummed, not justpre-combed in your own pants.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, it feels kind of refreshing a little bit.
You are the MacGyver of laundry.
I'll guarantee you guys, inabout 25 minutes from now you
won't see that little circle,that I had there.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It was only water before.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, it was oil from my smoke in my pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You think you dissolved all of the oil.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I smelled it.
It smelled like this Youdissolved them all.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I tasted it.
It tasted salty.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well, we'll see in 15 , 20 minutes, that's all God
knows are your good sweats.
No, these are the ones I doenjoy wearing And I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's like my top two thirds of the pile Top third
of the pile.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, this goes on top of the pile.
This is the the cherry.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
They are in heavy rotation.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Dude, you know, i just can't put shit away, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I don't like Tracy.
Did you put my good pants atthe bottom?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
of the pile again.
Do I have to really jump inthere?
Do I have to really dig throughthis shit, God?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
my old CDs been going crazy lately Oh man, i got none
of that dude, i got none ofthat.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
You don't have a need I needed.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Sometimes I forced.
I don't care about routines.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She just gave me some of your mind and just throw it
at me and just like, maybe it'snot always grass is greener man.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why, i don't know.
Do you ever forget to say youralarm, do you?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
ever forget to say your alarm, jay.
It's always on, though.
See fucking all CDs.
Yeah, but I get snoozed, do youever?
Okay, do you want?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
to know what I did to this fucking recently, this
morning, who's?
this morning I woke up and I'mlike hold on, hit life.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, let's get live.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Let's get going.
This is silly.
So I wake up this morning andI'm leaving the house and I
can't find my keys.
It's not going to go live forthree minutes and 22 seconds.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, it is live, they can hear it.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I can stop it.
Oh, you just don't want to turnoff the timer.
It doesn't matter.
There you go, boom.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, you've never had this happen.
Boom Jay on tech.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You with your OCD's Ness, had never had this happen.
I bet I was working on the caryesterday.
I woke up this morning lookingfor my keys.
So I'm like God damn, can'tfind the key.
Okay, where's the spare key?
She goes in her purse, gives methe spare key.
I go outside to put somethingin the trunk maybe, or unlock
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the doors, put the car seat in.
That's what it was.
The doors won't unlock.
I'm like shit, i must have leftthe light on or something.
The car battery is dead.
So I go into the car to go totry to start it and stick my key
in And then, guess what?
I left the key in the car.
I left my key in the carovernight.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, i rarely take my keys out of my car.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well, right, Okay.
So if you didn't have it in thecar then you'd be like, what
the fuck?
I'm saying for those of you athome just tuning in live on
Facebook and YouTube.
We were talking about Tony'ssaid his obsessive compulsive is
going crazy, And I say that Ihave like none of those features
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of obsessive, compulsive.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't, i really don't believe that because you
care, on a notebook There'snothing in it Like a fucking
crazy person And he races likethat goddamn movie.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Memento dude, it's gone.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Super crazy I write in fucking of disappearing in.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It doesn't matter.
I feel like there's someobsessive, obsessive, compulsive
in you somewhere.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's nothing in this It has to be let out.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think you might like women menopause.
You might have to wait 10 years.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Wait until I'm in the midlife crisis.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, so my obsessive compulsive disorder.
It's just, and I know, tosomebody who has actual old CD,
this is fucking nothing.
But so last week, last Thursday, i hurt my back.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's something that always happens, and it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's not like there's a muscle pulled.
It's getting better every day.
It's not the end of the world,it's.
It's no big deal.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
But do you ever get it where you move a certain
weight and just a huge shock.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, roll over in bed.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So so anytime roll over in bed, any anytime this
muscle gets stretched out, i geta spasm.
So oh yeah, that was a worse.
Picking up things off the floorare difficult unless I get down
on my knees to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh, you're used to that though.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah.
I lay floors for a living.
I spend most of my adult lifeon my knees.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So what are we picking up?
So off the floor.
That causes spasm in your back.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So I had a lot of things going on this weekend and
over the last four, four and ahalf days I've worn probably
five different pairs of shoesfor different things I was doing
.
Wait, hmm, you have youactually do things in your house
(10:34):
with, i have like payingsomeone to do it 25 different
pairs of shoes.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You cut your own grass.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Hell no.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, so that's out of there Do you clean your own
house.
No, that's out of there.
Do you do any landscaping?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don't you do a lot of these things barefoot.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, I do almost nothing barefoot.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's a bad life choice.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So you know, i get home from work, i kick off my
work shoes, i put on.
I got a pair of slides, i puton my slides.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You're wearing shoes in the house, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I like how calm.
I like how calm slides.
What do you call them?
I'm not slides sandals flippers.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, the only flippers, handles.
I said flip, so you were insandals in the house where it's
slides sandals in the house, theAdidas ones with the little
lobbies.
Yeah, jesus Christ, you're poorfeet man.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So then, then I leave .
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You don't ever walk out in the lawn with no shoes on
Not usually.
I've got to go.
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
No, I can't.
I can't walk on grass barefoot.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What is wrong with you?
Freaks me out.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm out Freaks me out , especially crabgrass as the
word.
finally, that freaks me out.
I don't like.
I don't like being barefoot andgrass Jesus you guys, you get
me, i don't mind being barefootanywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The thing is is I got these like four little metal
slivers in the bottom of my feetthat were in there for like
five years and I couldn't getthem out till finally, one day I
used a fucking toenail clipperand shredded your foot open and
yeah, I basically cut big divotsin the bottom of my foot to
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fucking make them way betterthan you know?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
And why don't you have one of your Korean lady lit
?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Nobody can get them out.
They try to do the little much.
They don't have one of thosethings.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's like a magnifying glass.
They were embedded.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
They were embedded so far, these like little metal
shavings, and I could feel thatthey were like infected in there
for fucking like two years andI could not get them out.
So I pick and choose where I gobarefoot now.
But you know, then Friday we wewent to the camper So I put on
my my camper shoes The ones thatI don't give a fuck if they get
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all dirty and shitty at thecamper.
But then it rained all night onFriday and Saturday so them
shoes got soaked So I had towear different shoes.
So I just I've been.
And then we went out all theseproblems.
We went out Saturday night andseen a comedian and went to a
nice dinner, so I put on likenicer shoes for that.
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And then yesterday we went to areally nice brunch for Mother's
Day and spent the day by my mom.
So I wore dress shoes yesterday.
So I've been through a wholebunch of shoes, all right.
So I have these little shoestacking contraptions from IKEA,
where you put your shoe downand this thing sits over the top
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of it and it holds the othershoe on top of it.
It's kind of a space saver.
You know what stacks them uplike a, like a, instead of
putting two shoes next to eachother.
One goes inside of it and onegoes on top of it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So, now that you got one of these, where do you put
your CD spindle with 360 CDs?
It's still in there Same spot.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They're right next to each other.
Yeah That, it's wall mounted.
So you're telling me, thisthing has like a bunch of pieces
of wood and you just put shoesin there and then the piece of
wood and then you put shoes inthere and then she put no.
there It's hard to explain themFinlandians, man, they know
their shit.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
They're pretty fucking awesome and you could
get a lot of shoes in a smallspace because go up and not out.
Okay.
So with my back fucked up, Ihaven't been able to like put
them away.
I'm like I'll just wait tillnext week My back will be
feeling better.
It won't be a big deal.
I don't kind of crawl around inmy closet like fucking idiot,
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But I can't stand looking inyour own closet.
No one else is gonna see fiveor six pairs of shoes.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I'm already mentally justified leaving it.
It's only you that knows it'sthere and you still can't let it
go.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's driving me fucking nuts.
I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Why don't you have your kid 20 times away for you
then, like a kid dad doesn'twant to bend over.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
put my fucking shoes away because I've been teaching
my kid.
He's got to do the shit forhimself, and I lead by example.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I can't make him put away all his shit and then be
like Hey, get in here and putaway my shit.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's different now.
You turn it into an auxiliarylearning.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Are you kidding me?
I don't let my kid know I'mhurt.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
One day.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
He's going to jump on me like a lion on a gazelle And
I don't want him to know whenI'm weak.
I hope he does it when I'mplaying fucking weak and I beat
his ass.
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
So what I do is when I come to the house, i just kick
my shoes off into a cubby, andwhen I need those shoes again, i
just grab a mother cubby.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
We have a horrendous basket of shoes is horrendous.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's in the white cabinet.
It's horrible.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
You open?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
the door and it's just fucking shoes stacked up
and I go in there, get shoes.
45 shoes came out.
Push them all back in there.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
So we're like every morning.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Every morning the kid puts on one shoe, goes dad, can
you help me find my other shoe?
And I said, no, you're gonnahave to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
How do you live?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
like that.
It's the polish shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I mean that makes sense because I don't waste time
putting shoes away to polishshoes to find another fucking
shoe.
But I do put my shoes away in away where I can grab the second
one.
I don't have to just walk outthe house with just one shoe,
And I've done that before Idon't have a bunch of shoes.
I have the round to get themail.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Of course I mean who doesn't just one timberland and
one slipper.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't understand how you have so many different
shoe options and you don'tchoose bare shoe as like because
we all have is the ultimateoption.
They don't get wet.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
They don't do shit barefoot and a walk.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
I told you about socks many times before.
I'd never take my socks outsidethe house.
That ruins the socks.
If I take my socks, I wear themoutside the house.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So do you slip into a nice new pair of socks every
time you come home?
Usually, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I don't buy that I have.
You should see the sockcollection I have.
It's pretty outrageous.
I have one entire dresser fullwith socks and then I have like
the bottom one where I haven'ttouched yet And I got like I
mean a shopping store.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
How often do you go to the store to buy socks?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Well, every time we go to the store, i'll get a pair
of socks that I like.
Usually, i always like at leastone pair of six.
I'll say I need this Pumausually, but yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
How much does a pair of socks cost?
Like six bucks.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Not that bad.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Six bucks for a pair 50 cents a pair.
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Dude, that's not true at all.
Okay, fine, a dollar a pair.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Whatever They're, not even a dollar, i'm fine with
that.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You know you got a problem when you're trying to
justify it down to half a dollar.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I go to someone's house, They want me to take my
shoes off because they don'twant to walk me walking in the
house with shoes on And I takemy socks off.
They're like wow, or our shoesoff.
They're like wow, you got somenice looking socks.
They're fucking clean, No holes.
The fucking bottoms of thefucking shiny.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
How often are you going to people's houses?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Estimates- This one last desk by winning the guys
like he's handing me theselittle buns to put on my shoes.
I tell them don't worry, i gotfucking new socks I wore today
just for you.
Take my shoes off, walk throughthe house, fucking, slide
around with new fucking socks Ihad boobies for you.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yes, I would have said, sir, no.
thank you on your estimate.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, thank you.
Shoe booty guy.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
No, thank you, i don't want to deal with you on
all my work shoes.
That's a cancel right there.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He's asking for an estimate price.
I have to tie a knot Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
See never have to tie , i never have to tie them.
Every house I walk into for anestimate.
No matter, no matter howfucking crack house it is The
first thing I do like.
There's houses I walk into andI take my shoes off and I can
just see the shit on theirkitchen floor Like these socks
are going to be sticky when I'mdone with this estimate, so you
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fuck your socks off.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Why do you have to take your shoes off?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
because it's showing them that when they hire my
company, you're going to dowhatever you can do their house.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You can do whatever you can do to maintain their
clad, whatever they have left,whatever the house is.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yes, so I don't tie any of my work shoes And I
always, i always, have onrelatively nice, clean socks,
like the one time you're goingto need to get away though.
You're like I buy.
I buy my new socks not based onhow they fit me, but based on
how they look.
If they're starting like, ifthey get washed with blue jeans
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and they start getting thatlittle like blue hue to them
from like other calls bleedinginto them, They're done.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You got fuck with them anymore.
You got to throw them away.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I got to have on like nice looking socks because I
take off.
You got to get over 500estimates a year for my business
in people's houses Like I can'tgo in there looking fucking.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
He has a box of estimate.
socks, tony, i've seen them.
They're called my Mondaythrough Fridays, okay, he knew
he replenished those thingsevery single month He has to
have a new pair of socks Myfavorite is when I go with these
like little builders and stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
They have what's called contract or walkthroughs
and that's where they have everytrade that's going to be
involved in a job.
Come to the job site at oncebefore they get the job to look
at it so we can all accuratelybid it right in there.
Well, it's funny when you seelike the plumber and the
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electrician and HVAC guy and thefucking mini blinds guy and
everybody comes to this fuckingplace at once and you see them
all like fucking sitting there,fat asses, in the lobby trying
to untie these big ass, big assleather work boots they got on
and I swear to God how manytimes I see dudes pull these
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fucking big, humongous boots offand they like have a whole tall
sticking out of them.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, i would imagine most of those people aren't
involved in the actual decisionmaking as far as if they're
doing the job.
This is after the job is sealed.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
No, no, this is this is got to be this is pre sealed
job.
This has got to be theprofessional.
This has got to be the man manof the man.
This has got to be the guythat's getting the job, the one
that comes there to do that.
That's the professional.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
If I'm a consumer, i'm like I'm not hiring this
plumber to make sure my faucetsdon't leak when he can't even
wear socks without holes in them.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Well, that too.
But if you go into an estimate,you walk in there, you're
talking dumb, you're lookingscrubby, you're not going to get
the job, especially if you'retrying to get it for more than
what the other six days they'vealready gotten.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, i've been in.
Two times in my life.
I've been on an estimate andfor some, some reason or another
and it's only one thing I takeoff my socks in their house and
throw them in their garbage andthen put my shoes back on.
With no socks, they go on forthe rest of my day.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
That is.
That's disrespectful to bothshowing them that their house is
full of shit.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Both times I was walking through these houses and
I stepped in their fucking dogs.
Piss in my socks, you like incarpet, and then it just turns
into a fucking stamper of pissof me walking through the house.
You So, yeah, i had to throwthem away.
Would you in their?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
house, would you ever ?
I mean, there's been timeswhere I've not wearing socks
with shoes that regularly, but Ihave what you, i can't do that.
How would you feel if someonecame into your house with an
estimate and didn't have anysocks?
Yeah, like Chris said, bare,bare, feeding bare foot in Well.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I would assume that was intentional and I I my head
wouldn't go to.
They.
Didn't have laundry done, myhead would immediately go to all
this person's crazy.
These shoes might be so awesome.
Sox might fuck them up.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
That's what you'd invent.
dude A shoe with built in socks.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
That'd be they are, they are lined with a sock.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Wait, dude, again.
Ventriloquist time They Chrisventriloquist time.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I can't do it again today.
I can't.
Oh, why did my, why did my boxoff, fuck?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Why did only do it for you, like it was doing it
for me a couple of times?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I don't know what to tell you about that.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
All right, let's get off this sock topic, because you
know what I'm just make.
it's making me anxious.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
So I got another letter in the mail.
guys, jay, you need to knowabout this.
I can't show you your frozen.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
You're still frozen.
Give it to me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
This is a letter that has come in the mail and yes,
don't show, i just doesn'tfucking wait, which one Mine in
the middle.
I guess it's okay to cover itup.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
No nobody knows, no one saw it.
I asked you to show it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Doesn't matter.
Oh, you are so paused I don'tcare.
So this letter came in the mailagain.
Tony, I want you to open upthis letter.
Maybe Jay can open up thisletter.
This this letter comes to meabout once every month.
It's from Maddie Oh and my wifehas decided that she's going to
find Maddie Oh and tell her howinappropriate it is that she's
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writing a married manhandwritten letters.
Maddie.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Maddie, oh, what from Merrill Park?
has her address on here?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's ahandwritten letter.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It's a love letter, isn't it?
And?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Maddie, oh, asking you, judging by the address in
my you didn't open it.
My dealings through the city.
I know Maddie Oh lives in areally bad neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Why is this?
because there's a neighborhoodon it, yeah, okay.
Well, this woman has beenwriting me letters like once a
month.
How does she know you?
I don't have any idea, can I?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
read the letter.
Sure, is it from the blog I'mpretty certain.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm going to know about every part, about what's
in there, because it's the samefucking letter, handwritten
letter.
So that was sealed, written tome.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That was sealed, maddie.
Oh, from six, six, we don'tneed to go all into it.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Everything All right.
That's not when I'm trying toreally actually get this person.
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
My dearest Christopher.
What the fuck love for God andneighbor is my reason for
writing.
I hope everyone is doing welland you left that bitch wife
ears.
It's definitely not what it'sin the best of spiritual.
That isn't what it says as oneof.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Jehovah's Witnesses Every month.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
The same woman's writing me a handwritten letter.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
dude, This is okay, bible reading is a command
underlined.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I'm going to tell you right now Her handwriting is.
it looks written.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
It looks typed amazing, it's phenomenal, it's
amazing.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Every single month.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I've brought him in here before six days of her week
writing letters.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Could you imagine how many letters she's writing out
Sure?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
It doesn't matter That handwriting is amazing Yeah
can you?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
and I mean the cool thing about it is do you want me
to pass her name to you?
Org These J W's scan it nowJust have QR code.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Everyone right now online can scan that fucking
code.
That's the handwriting.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
So why, when?
Okay, how was I Okay?
Couple questions, jay, becauseI feel like you might be the
closest thing I got to theinside track.
How did she get my name, jay?
that could have something to dowith me.
How did she get my name I?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
fucking know clue.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Why does she continue to write over and over and over
, nearly every month to me everytime?
Why does she not realize thatI'm a married man?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
But they don't.
Tony smelling the memo smellslike Jesus.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What the fuck is this ?
I'm just half joking, but she'slike, I'm writing her this
bitch.
I write in my man Fuckinghandwritten notes.
Does she know who she's?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
dealing with.
I may have requestedinformation in your name a
couple different places.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
How many times did I sign up to win a car?
Yeah, it was actually theJehovah Witness.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Roll-a-decks.
I'll tell you what, though, herhandwriting is.
It's phenomenal handwriting.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm actually show some of it without the top
immaculate area there, becauseit doesn't matter at this point,
immaculate.
But it's like phenomenallywritten Like does she ever fuck
up?
and have to be like, oh, betterrewrite this for that.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Her underlining must was a little bit problem.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Dramatic, okay, secondly.
Secondly, i got another pieceof mail.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh, you should send her back a letter that just says
like Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I heard it was your birthday.
I.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Hope you had a wonderful mother's day.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Dude, that's it, dude That's great, that's great.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm gonna have my wife writer a handwritten
homemade birthday card and justbe like I heard from a little
bird.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You should write it on the back of her letter or
just be like holy Jesus, it'syour birthday.
Just write it on the back ofher letter and say sorry, i
didn't have any loosely paper ofmy own.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Here's our biggest fan catching a big bass nice,
today, it's not that big, he'sjust really tiny.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, chris, what right?
so this other one you need toteach your brother about camera
angles, cuz he looks like aweird What?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
do you think of that address, tony?
What do you think of thataddress?
Why are people sending me mailfrom right around the corner,
from here, though, that's acrossthe parking lot, what?
this is another one that comes.
It looks handwritten, exceptfor it's time for it not.
And It's looks handwritten,though, and I get one of those
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every month same day, do you?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
sign up for shit.
You don't even like look at you, just sign shit or like Logging
in this one glass guy.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
No, this is uh.
Oh, we buy your houses.
Guy, yeah, Dave Jones.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
So this one, jay's, handwritten to Yeah, definitely
not.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I thought you'd fall, for I can't pay you cash your
house, but look at this Fromlike fucking across the parking
lot He's trying to tell you yourhouse is shit, as is like your
house is a piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, he probably seen it don't have to repair it
or even clean it up.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
So this is that's, that's just respect, so can we,
can we disconnect one of thesecameras?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Do they have like battery and good Wi-Fi where we
can just walk across the parkinglot?
Yeah, show it.
Yeah, and ask them not to sendyou Yeah letters.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh, this is right in our this is No fucking way.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And something to me every okay across the parking
lot.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
So it's not in this, not in in this area, right here.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, right there across the street, that's not in
a parking lot, it's okay fine,whenever the second building to
this parking lot.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Are they still open?
I don't know.
I'm sure they're in theirwriting letters, dude.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Postcards.
Oh my god, we have to you.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Don't, don't show the address of the fucking podcast.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You're such an idiot.
It's just us watching, i know,it doesn't matter, but I'm just
saying we got to do that though.
All right, can we do?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
that, yeah, go for it , let's go.
Let's go.
right now I'll ruin my camera.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I really know if they asked me to spell your last
name.
I'm telling on a dragon overthe old.
Yeah, it's like spelling yourlast name, so plus he's a lot of
them What else we got guys?
So you ever noticed, the onlypeople still wearing ronavirus
masks are just really, reallyfat people.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, you haven't noticed that.
No, i do notice people whenthey're wearing them.
I'm like what, for why?
like what?
What in your brain has got yougoing to the point like this is
normal now.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I actually was at the doctor's office today with my
son and they finally rest.
They finally rescinded, liftedthe Restrictions in the mask and
date and and at the doctor'soffice.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
It kind of makes sense because, like everyone who
goes in there sick, yeah, youwant to catch their six or you
might be six.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
So nobody fucking knows, of course, but you know
it sucks like talking through aputt plexiglass I mean, but
they're still asking you thequestionnaire like Have you yeah
?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, you've been sick?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
No, have you ever been?
No, i'm sorry, Excuse me.
Have you been recently exposedto COVID in the last couple days
, or have you been out of theCon?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I mean we're almost four years in quit content Me if
I said yes, what would you do?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
tell me to leave or put a mask on I say yes, I go in
there.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Covid is fuck and I'm like COVID.
I've never heard of it.
What is that?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
I just had sex with someone taking a COVID, fuckin
COVID tests why they were havingfun.
He was positive and I would usethat.
Does that count as Being?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
positive.
I don't know.
I just say that I don't evenknow what COVID is on any of
these tests.
Well, I'm in there.
I can't smell shit ever.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Water and I don't know, and I'm just like no man,
i'm good.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Is there a problem if I can't really taste my food in
the last couple days or that Ican't smell anything in this
entire building?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
the random where where of the mask is a weird
thing because he never saw itbefore.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No, it's just quite a bit noticing tons of people at
masks and they're all.
It's like the 300 plus clubreally and I guess I didn't
notice that and I'm alsonoticing that they're wearing
them below their nose, sothey're.
They're wearing them when theydon't have to, but also
(34:08):
incorrectly, which reallybothers me, because if you're
wearing it, i assume thatthere's like an issue where you
really need to be wearing it.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's like being on a also not wearing it right on
purpose, like being on afootball field playing football
and then wearing your cup likeover your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, so it's gonna protect your nuts and I just
don't get it.
And especially I'm like thesepeople are so fucking big that
are wearing it.
It's like they don't give afuck about anything they put in
their body.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
You still see COVID, you still see to the ones where
these people driving in theircar all by themselves.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, with a mask on.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
With a mask on, i don't get it.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's a weird thing what we went through there, dude
.
It fucked with some peopleclearly because fuck.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And I think that the aftermath is happening now.
I feel like it's been a year towhatever it's been and now
people are getting the traumatic.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
It's 2023 man, this was 2019.
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
It's still the traumatic events of that time.
I've not hit anybody until now.
I think people are starting tofucking see psychiatric fucking.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You know, i just some people turn into major
introverts and now can'tcommunicate with society for
sure It made people crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Well, we introverted for a while, sort of.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We had to, though I was three, reached out on the
old internets.
We had to, though That was yourchoice.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
We had to do something.
I think you have a fuck aboutany of this since day one.
Yeah, and those were the ifCOVID's gonna kill me, i'm gonna
.
I mean, you don't really get topick when you die, like if,
when it's your time you die, andif COVID's gonna be the thing
that was set to take me out,that's what it is, what about I
(35:55):
wasn't gonna fucking hide in mybasement.
What about?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
a gang rape on you with a bunch of Mexicans.
Would that be worse?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I've always dreamed of that.
Actually, i didn't hear that.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I'm thinking I'm glad of that.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I don't think, i don't think.
When it comes to me gettinggang raped, race would take too
big of it.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You're not And they're sure you're not caring
what race it is that rapes is Itdoesn't happen.
I guess Exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Exactly, i spend most of my life trying to avoid
being raped.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Okay, what nationality?
if you had a choice to be rapedby one, which nationality would
you want to be raised?
Chinese.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
That's not even a question Statistically the
smallest sticks.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
You're playing the odds, playing the best odds you
can get.
I know.
comment.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Like if a whole dojo came at me I'd be like, hi guys,
bring it on.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
This will be over quick and painless My name for
the kicked you in the safe first, yeah, okay.
Go Chris.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Say it.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's sure the fucking gonna be a group of Samoans
like I don't have the structureto deal with that.
And with that see you next week.
All right, we'll see you nextweek.
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