Smokes, Ferries & Alien Ray Guns — Lounge Talk That Gets Too Real (and Real Funny)

Step inside the cigar lounge for another raw, unfiltered round of “3 Guys and Sometimes Bob.” This week, the crew fires off with Mama Velvet’s NSFW intro before diving headfirst into road-trip plans to Vancouver and Victoria, bum-fight street antics outside the lounge, and the bizarre 96-hour homeless relocation cycle that sparks some heated back-and-forth. Float trips down the river turn into tales of makeshift laundry lines, while Instagram conspiracies about aliens starting wildfires get torched with pure sarcasm. In between cigars and whiskey, the guys cook up a “Three Guys” barrel-aged label idea, wage an all-out mayo war (Duke’s vs. Best Foods vs. Miracle Whip), and relive their bargain-beer glory days. Things get serious late-night with a blunt debate on Russia, Ukraine, and what peace might actually look like.

Unedited. Uncorked. Always real. Pull up a chair and light one up—this is lounge talk at its funniest and most fearless.