3 Guys Top 5s

3 Guys Top 5s

In 2020, 3 long-time best friends were on their weekly Zoom ”to maintain sanity” call, when someone had the brilliant idea to click record. What follows is the historic chronicle of three people desperately maintaining a minimal degree of sanity. Fueled by a love for pop culture and various fermented liquids, Dan, Neil, and Reed are on a quest to achieve the maximum level of irreverence. For adults by adults.

Episodes

January 13, 2025 25 mins

During an impromptu hangout, the Guys come up with a subject that is perfect for them to tackle... Which celebrity sports fan is most representative of the team they're a fan of? Enjoy this bonus episode, or not, we love you <3

Mark as Played

Tis the season, so the guys put themselves to the test with the popular thought experiment... Select a movie and replace all the characters but one with Muppets. Sure, we've all done this, but the 3 Guys give it some special twists. Happy New Year to the Legion of Listener!

---

Shout out to Incompetech.com and Michael Harren for their music.

Mark as Played
December 23, 2024 90 mins

A tumultuous summer leads to a long break in recording, so the 3 Guys revisit their yearly resolutions a couple of months late.

Mark as Played

After creating the perfect alternate nicknames for every Major League Baseball team, the 3 Guys pick their faves!

Mark as Played

The 3 Guys get together in Memphis, make some ribs, and give the Major League Baseball social media team some gold for free! The minor leagues have great alternate nicknames, it's well past time to get the major league teams on board!

In this part 1, we create food nicknames for all 30 Major League Baseball teams, if you hate sports you'll still love this one, because who doesn't love food?

Join the conversation at 3GuysTop5s.com!

Mark as Played
November 18, 2024 53 mins

The guys were just hanging out talking sports and decided to create the definitive list of one of the more debated topics - Which cities in the US are the WORST when it comes to sports?

Angry at all our picks? Let us know by leaving a comment at our website: www.3GuysTop5s.com

Mark as Played
June 3, 2024 53 mins

On this, the Cinco de Mayo of our Lord 2024, we draft our favorite things from south of the border. Dan's wearing a dress.

 

---

 

Theme song performed by @ssounddesigner on Fiverr

Music by @mcorvatta - www.pond5.com

Closing music as always by the glorious Michael Harren

Mark as Played
May 20, 2024 71 mins

Reed challenges the 3 guys to declare their favorite groups of actors in a TV or movie, off the cuff, with no prep whatsoever. If we missed any, feel free to fact check us, we don't give a shit

 

Closing music as always by the glorious Michael Harren

Mark as Played
May 6, 2024 46 mins

It's St. Paddy's Day, and these 3 European mutts are drafting their favorite stuff from part of their heritage - Irish Things.

Mark as Played

How would you live your life if there were things you NEVER had to do again? Wouldn't that be sweet? Wouldn't that be euphoric, even? Absolutely incredible? Damn. I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought

Mark as Played
April 8, 2024 72 mins

What are the jams you can't help but rock out to the very last second while they're in your ears? The 3 Guys explore their top 5 and more.

Spoiler-filled Spotify playlist of all the picks here: https://shorturl.at/kBH89

Mark as Played
March 25, 2024 59 mins

It's Presidents' Day baby, so the 3 Guys are drafting all the Presidents of ANYTHING. An unpresidented draft occurs.

Mark as Played
March 11, 2024 57 mins

We all need 'em, we all use 'em, but only the 3 Guys can figure out which are the best. Get in losers, we're talking tools.

Mark as Played
February 26, 2024 68 mins

How many activities can there BE in all 4 seasons? In midnights? In cups of coffee? The 3 Guys answer this definitively by picking the best Winter activities.

Mark as Played

The 3 Guys parse the most sacred of equations in order to figure out which glorious gluttonous intake will wreak the most havoc upon your body. 

Mark as Played
January 29, 2024 51 mins

You know that awful feeling when you're looking around the house for something you KNOW was just right there? Now imagine you felt that way because  the 3 Guys... had STOLEN it. Explore with us the greatest things to steal from people that don't really matter, but will surely annoy the hell out of them.

Hamburger Dan Tiktok here: https://www.tiktok.com/@baddourcenter/video/7275480687547878699

Mark as Played
January 15, 2024 67 mins

On Christmas Eve Eve, what's the most festive draft topic? If you said pizza, you'd be right. The 3 Guys gather two days before the big holiday and chat through their unassailable pizza topping picks.

Mark as Played
January 1, 2024 72 mins

Happy New Year! We're making resolutions for the year to come! If you need some help on figuring out how to improve your 2024, take some cues from the 3 Guys... on second thought that's a horrible idea... or is it? Listen and find out!

---

"Jingle Bells" by Incompetech.com

Closing music by Michael Harren

Mark as Played
December 18, 2023 79 mins

The songs you choose to listen to in the car is important as we know, and the 3 Guys dive right in. They pick their top 5 favorites, and list a bunch of honorable mentions.

A spoiler-filled Spotify playlist of all the guys' picks are here! 

Mark as Played

Unprecedented!! The world's worst fact checker (aka Reed's son) Holden Campbell joins the 3 Guys to talk about the best comic villains... or their adaptations? We figure it out eventually. Enjoy this podcast while you mow the lawn!

Mark as Played

Popular Podcasts

    If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

    24/7 News: The Latest

    The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

    Dateline NBC

    Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

    The Breakfast Club

    The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!

    On Purpose with Jay Shetty

    I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!

Advertise With Us
Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.