The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

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August 8, 2025 36 mins

In this one I tell you about my week (so far) and render my verdict on a number of Am I The Asshole? posts.

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In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Washington D.C., organized into categories:

  • The hotel
  • The monuments
  • The tours
  • The museums
  • The food
  • The subway
  • The baseball game

All this, and an additional travel update from our pal Ian in Scotland

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In this one I tell you about:

  • A crazy old Dr. Pepper advertising campaign from my kidhood
  • People who cannot read cursive
  • My recent but short-lived embrace of philanthropy
  • My upcoming jury duty
  • All this and fresh new calls from Jason, Erin, Susan, and who knows who?

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July 1, 2025 41 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
  • Revisiting a questionable album I liked during the 1980s
  • Repeated fire alarms at work
  • My parents’ hardcore boycotting practices
  • Our favorite and least favorite fast food chains
  • All that and three new calls to the hotline, from Steve, Patrick, and something weird

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In this one I tell you about:

  • The impossible heat and humidity we’re enduring
  • Some folksy and bizarre phrases I’ve collected through the years
  • A protracted and scary daisy-chain sneezing jag I barely survived
  • An update on my various Amazon subscriptions
  • All that and a fresh new call from Surf Reporter Andrew

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June 12, 2025 57 mins

In this one I power through several odds and ends, including:

  • An unsatisfactory iced tea experience
  • Toney's watermelon guide
  • An abandoned places show I'm watching on YouTube
  • A possible trip to the Woodstock museum
  • Two classic rock bands that have inexplicably grown in stature
  • The maddening way people talk these days
  • Watching The Blacklist, and how it reminds me of 24
  • All this, and some new calls to the hotline from my brother ...
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June 2, 2025 53 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Waking up with a zit on my nose
  • The current stress I’m enduring
  • Getting called for jury duty
  • A wild story my dad told me over the weekend
  • Another thing I’ve never done in my life
  • And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Closure on my substantial computer problems
  • And now some substantial car problems
  • The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job
  • Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok
  • Identifying people via throat clearing
  • The superpower I wish I had

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker
  • An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip
  • Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy!
  • Another successful Costco run
  • The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Attempting to accurately judge people at the local watering hole
  • The heartfelt way my father acknowledged my mother's birthday
  • Asking Grok about the famous people from my hometown
  • A hilarious memory from when our kids used to be competitive swimmers
  • All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland and Jason in Austin

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram
  • Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking
  • The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy
  • More concert tickets procured
  • Seeing a John Waite show with Toney
  • All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian

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In this one I tell you about:

  • An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game
  • A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like
  • What we want after we pass away
  • Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode
  • All this and three new calls to the hotline

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In this one I tell you about:

  • My weekly conversation with my parents
  • A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid
  • The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago
  • An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up
  • An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978

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March 29, 2025 52 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • A concerning text message my dad sent me
  • The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car
  • My latest oil-change adventure
  • Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season
  • Some memories of Reds games I attended
  • An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail
  • A fresh new call from Jason in Austin

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In this one I tell you about:

  • Backsliding with the fast-food embargo
  • The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life
  • Additional baseball tickets purchased
  • Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown
  • All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian

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March 7, 2025 45 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath
  • Return of the clothes dryer trouble
  • Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased
  • All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill.

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February 25, 2025 34 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • The not-our-cat hollering outside after midnight
  • Arrival of my Real ID driver’s license
  • My dreaded eye doctor appointment
  • Tickets we procured to see one of my favorite bands
  • Tickets I’m hoping to procure to see one of my favorite comics
  • The return of Reds baseball

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February 12, 2025 43 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • My thoughts on the Super Bowl
  • The predictable ordeal of activating my new phone
  • Fresh new calls to the hotline, from Jason and Simon

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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January 27, 2025 33 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • Our second trip to Kennedy Airport in NYC
  • The younger boy’s Euro Flu
  • Attempting a cell phone upgrade
  • All this and a fresh new (and exceedingly bizarre) call from Russ

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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January 13, 2025 52 mins

In this one I tell you about:

  • My continuing pursuit of the perfect midnight snack
  • A perplexing urination mystery
  • My reactions to the Best Albums of 2024 lists
  • The younger boy in England, so far
  • Finally purchasing a product I’ve been curious about for 15 years
  • Ordering a phone case for my dad
  • All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland

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