July 12, 2025 • 36 mins
The anticipation is palpable as Victoria Coure and Michael dive into their latest episode, announcing that their upcoming webinar has generated remarkable interest, and their global speaking opportunities have sold out in record time! This success comes alongside features in over 50 media publications, including two fresh magazines that arrived just that day: Podcastars and Equubator. Perhaps most exciting? They’re featured in Women’s Weekly with none other than Adele gracing the cover.
Behind their growing platform lies a passionate commitment to accessibility. Victoria reveals that neither of them has taken a paycheck despite working 16+ hour days. Their Academy offers courses at a fraction of industry prices—most under $100, with many completely free—covering platform costs while maintaining their scholarship fund for those unable to afford even modest fees.
The Stucco Squad courses, named after Victoria’s service dog, represent their heartfelt mission to support children in building self-esteem and navigating challenging situations. As Victoria poignantly shares a Michael J. Fox quote: "If you don’t learn a certain way, you make a different way. Doesn't mean you can't learn." This philosophy drives their creation of engaging educational resources that help children thrive through alternative learning approaches.
The conversation takes a candid turn as they explore relationship boundaries and personal values around monogamy, showcasing their authentic communication style and genuine connection. These unfiltered moments reveal the human side behind their professional endeavors—two people committed to helping others while staying true to themselves.
Want to discover how they've turned passion into impact? Their webinar starts tomorrow at 2:00 PM Eastern, where they'll share strategies that have helped them grow from zero followers to millions without expensive marketing teams. Join them to learn how you might transform your own ideas into meaningful resources that help others while honoring your values.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
how do y'all welcome another episode of unstoppable
here to stay the smile with thesexy and lovely victoria curee,
published author of 41 books, soto be 42.
I'm michael, your co-host.
Take it away, victoria yeah he.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know what is going on with my husband tonight
.
He is like your husband bustedhis ass today do we want to talk
about days, because we can't gointo specific thought you're
gonna talk about ass no, we'renot gonna talk.
Well, we could talk about assesasses.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
no, we're not talking about your father here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't have a father who ever cut your baby.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I cut the front grass , I cut the back grass.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
The last time anything ever was stated out of
his mouth, out of sperm donor'smouth, was about his child in
the past tense, when he said shewas my daughter, not our or
anything else, and it was inprevious past.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It sounds like you need to get them on our show.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm trying, I mean, but we've gotten no contact.
For more than like the majorityof my life We've been with no
contact and and you're 29.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm 21.
You're 21 years old, I am.
You are not 21 years old.
Kiss my ass.
I would love PG-13.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So we are at the wire tomorrow because I'm going to
launch this tonight.
I'm actually going to air thistonight, which has never been
done, for a contagious smile,putting out a podcast.
Tonight is the webinar tomorrow.
It's very exciting, a littlenerve-wracking, a little scary,
(01:49):
um, because I think it's greatthat you have so many folks
coming on well, it's not justthat.
I mean, first of all, all of ourglobal speaking opportunities
were sold out within like recordtime.
But it's not only that.
Oh resi just came in and lookedlike I can't get over the
courts.
(02:09):
Um, it's not just that, it'sthe fact that we have now what
did you get in the mail today?
As we go kind of in left field,there's two new ones.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You are going left field.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, not really, because we have been, uh,
published in over 50 differentmedia publications Not me, you
woman, no, because I alwaysmention my husband, but over 50
different publications aboutthis webinar and what all we're
doing for everybody.
And then there was two newmagazines that just came out
(02:42):
that interviewed me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So I believe this is a total of five magazines.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We have one more coming out today.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That you, we, are featured in.
Look, there's our pronouns youand we.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I like it, me and you .
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So if I slaughter this, please forgive me.
It says this one word and Ithink you pronounce it
podcasters, Okay, or podpodcastars, Podcastars.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Do I need faith in here?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And then the second magazine is called Equubator and
both of them feature Victoriaand our shows and what we do,
the Academy, our Academy at theend.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
So I don't know if y'all get these magazines or you
want them, but we're in therey'all, and um, we think good old
sam my pr guy working with yeah, I bet you, I've had like 20 PR
firms ask to talk with me aboutstuff and they're just not on
the up and up, they're not legit.
But Sam has been above me.
(03:49):
Oh, we didn't even mentionWomen's Weekly.
Amazing, I have digital copyand then they have print and the
cover.
On the cover of print right nowis Adele.
Adele, right, we're in there,just a couple of pages from
(04:15):
Adele.
So, technically, if you reallywant to think about it, adele is
going to look at this magazinethat she is featured on the
cover on pay attention, my lovepay.
I'm looking right at you.
Okay, no, you weren't, you wereat the computer.
So adele, who's going to lookat this magazine cover that she
(04:38):
is on and this magazine spreadthat they did on her and if she
flips through the pages shecould see us.
I mean, that's amazing, that'sawesome.
It's adele, it's adele you'regonna get jealous.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I doubt you're beautiful no, adele is stunning
you're sexy adele is stunning.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I thought she was gorgeous even when she was a
little heavier and I don't knowwhat she looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, there's many phases of adele.
There was phases of adelethat's what they call it,
because adele was a littleheavier and I don't know what
this looks like.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, there's many phases of adele.
There was phases of adelethat's what they call it,
because adele was a littleheavier, the adele phase like
there, if you look at it down isthis a fad?
no, look at her sayele 10 yearsago or 2015, and then, look, I
(05:30):
mean she's probably lost over100 pounds, but I think she's
flawless, I think she'sbeautiful.
Every time I've ever watched aninterview with her, she she's
just stunning and has a heart ofgold and she just seems so much
fun like.
She just seems like so muchevery time she performs.
(05:50):
She does it without shoes on,which I think is a riot.
I think it's that's hilarious.
She's in an evening gown but noshoes and she just seems down
to earth.
So now we're off and left fieldanyway.
Anyway, one is that her Uh, yes, okay, those are different
looks that she said, but I thinkshe's very attractive, I think
(06:12):
she's very pretty, but anyway,so we're in the same magazine
with her and that is amazingbecause it's Dell.
You've heard her music.
You said she has a sexy voice.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I just, I've never seen her like you, like
norah jones's voice.
Norah jones melts my heart.
Hey, hey, hey.
But she is only cute.
Stop it up, buddy.
She's not pretty, she's justcute to me and what do you think
of adele?
I.
I think I like her voice.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I haven't heard her you just said I like her voice
recently her voice has changedwell, I don't recall what she.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What's she saying?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
uh, set fire to the rain yeah I don't know hello,
she, she's amazing, anyway.
So webinar, our webinar istomorrow and that was like
hyphenated y'all.
Well, I had a brain thing,leave me alone about it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You have three damn doctorates.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You have a photographic memory.
It was an uneducated middleschool dropout.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But we're not going in any further about it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And they just give doctorates to dropouts.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, you know they.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You have like 300 certificates and whatever they
called in that file folder rightunder.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
There's four of them, but still, and every time I
talk to a medical professional,they're all like are you a
medical doctor?
But no, there's a couple peoplein my life who think that I
have the intelligent level oflike dirt.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So thank y'all for um , continue to follow and listen
and share everything about acontagious smile and the podcast
that we do, uh, because it hasreally pushed us out there and
um, yeah, it's starting toreally make big waves.
Um, the wife will be featured,I believe, next month, in the
(08:19):
magazine that will be in everyairplane in the us, and so
that's awesome so this isn'tabout me, this is about our
webinar.
Okay, you'll be the face inthere, but it'll be about what
we do, about our company and theacademy you know it doesn't
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matter where you go.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Everybody's going through their own trials and
tribulations and you don't knowwhat someone is going through.
And you could just go to ourAcademy page and it's free Join.
You know we have a plethora ofresources that are in there.
We have multiple collections.
We have some courses that showyou how to go from zero
(09:06):
followers to millions.
That we have done ourselves.
We didn't have a marketing teamhelp us.
I can't tell you how manyclasses I've taken and how many
things that I've tried yes andno, and not work or folders they
could tell you, anyway, andthese classes are valued.
I mean, we've seen them foranywhere from 4.99 to several
(09:29):
thousand dollars, and none ofours, none of the social media
playbook, is over a hundreddollars, none of them.
They're all like 35 to, I think.
Our biggest one's like 54, Ithink, but it's everything that
literally has worked.
Um, and then the stucco squadoh, that's my baby courses.
(09:51):
They're like either.
Most of them are free, and thenthere's some that are 4.99,
because you know what?
Here's some things that mostpeople might not know.
We have not taken a paycheckfrom anything and we work.
I work, I say 16 hours plus aday.
My husband and faith say more.
And hey, rise d.
And these courses are being,you know, put at such a low rate
(10:17):
because we still have to beable to pay for the platforms
that's hosting them, theinternet.
You know all of the bells andwhistles and things that are
involved in keeping this afloat,but we've never taken money
ourself and we have really,really had to tighten the reins,
if you will, just to be able tokeep helping other people, and
(10:40):
so all donations made go to thescholarship fund so that we may
continue to help others whenthey're unable to provide
themselves with the monetary feefor any of these courses.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Victoria Curie, I didn't do it.
Search her name on Google orBing, imdb no, just google or
bing y'all.
She takes up like the first 14pages.
Okay, she knows what she'stalking about in these classes
where she teaches you how toincrease your followers.
(11:18):
Okay, that's just one littleaspect of what she does and how
she can teach you.
I know, because I'm Biased,that my wife is amazing, okay.
Okay, y'all join, get on theacademy, start looking at all
the classes she's produced andthe curriculum she's come up
(11:42):
with.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Um, next we'll get some dang pop-up books or
something, but uh, she's amazingand we're starting with the
stucco squad has the bestclasses for self-esteem, for
self-worth, for feeling betterabout yourself going to school.
Whether you're going through adivorce and your children are
(12:04):
going from one home to another,there's classes in there for
that.
There's everything for thesekids to make them feel better
about themselves and there'seven classes in there for the
parents to do with the kids.
So it could be a bondingexperience which is so much fun.
And I've even started puttingin classes where Stucco teaches,
like the basic skills of math,because math is one of the
(12:24):
hardest thing for kids, not justkids with any type of special
needs, but just in general.
So Stucco is teaching the basicaddition and then I'm working
on all of the rest, where Stuccois going to teach the basic
subtraction, division,multiplication, reading, phonics
.
You know all of these differentthings because it's so hard.
(12:44):
But when it's fun, the kids getmore enjoyment and they try
harder and it's all about theway you learn.
Michael J Fox said it best thatif you don't learn a certain way
, you make a different wayDoesn't mean you can't learn.
It doesn't mean you'reuneducated.
It doesn't mean that you're notsmart.
Doesn't mean you're uneducated.
It doesn't mean that you're notsmart.
It just means you go about it adifferent way and people are so
(13:05):
quick to make judgment but theydon't walk in their shoes.
They have no idea what it'slike, you know, and the people
who pass judgment really need totake a good hard look at
themselves, because beingshallow is not a pleasant
attribution to yourself.
It just isn't.
If you're going to be soshallow and so judgmental, it's
(13:26):
really not a complimentary traitto have.
I'm just saying my husband'slooking at me all wonky.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Because I love you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You love me wonky.
I love you, you love me, wonky,I love you anyway you love me,
wonky, so the webinar is goingto be a big deal.
I'm actually, you know, jj, andI spoke tonight to get ready
for it as well, and I said, um,I was telling him that he's
(13:59):
coming on tomorrow at 5 45eastern standard time and that
my husband and I are going tobring us in at two o'clock
eastern standard time, and hesaid, oh, that's going to be
awesome.
Is he going to stay awake longenough before his man nap?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I thought it was great man nap, it's old man nap
well, I guess you just don'tknow, he's older than you well,
I'm older than you I'm only 21.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I knew you when I was man.
I've known you for through our20s, 30s, 40s and your 50s watch
it Watch it Well seriously.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
When you think about it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That was a long time.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And what do us women who think of everything in
general, I'm asking our audiencelike I make sure that my
husband and child never run outof anything, like they always
have everything they need, right?
So here's the thing AmazonPrime just had their Prime days,
and so I'm very frugal becausewe have to be, because of the
fact I don't take a paycheck for, for this and um, I'm disabled,
(15:07):
so I go in and I look and whenthings are on sale, I, you know,
change our subscription so thatwe can save more money.
So, needless to say, with thatbeing said, my husband is not
the greatest when it comes toremembering, like anything,
gifts.
So a lot of times, like faith,will push to remind him or
(15:30):
whatever.
But I have wanted a bath pillowfor so long because mine is,
you know, ridiculous and Ihaven't been able to.
Are you serious right now?
So I haven't been able to useit.
Are you serious right now?
So I haven't been able to useit.
I'm going on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Amazon right now, y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You have a gift card and you filled the gift card or
the cart full of stuff for youand you didn't put me in a $4
bath pillow, but I need thisslushy machine.
You know what?
Here's the thing I told you onPrime day to look at it, and
that slushy machine was thatslushy machine was more than
half off and I said you need tolook on prime, because slushy
(16:08):
machines are half off.
And no, my husband is thebiggest procrastinator.
I mean, it took him how long tomarry me can you hang on a
second?
I'm looking so I've been needinga bath pillow because, for
those of you who might not know,I've had two spinal surgeries
just in the last couple ofmonths, and that is just of that
surgery schedule, and I haven'tbeen able to take a bath.
(16:33):
I have to take showers becauseI can't submerge my incisions
until they're completely closedand because of the implanted
device and all.
So I just am at the point whereI'm about to get cleared, where
I'm able to actually soak in ahot bath, which for me is my
decompression time.
And I need a new bath pillowbecause I'm very I don't want to
(16:58):
say that word anal, but I'mkind of anal about the stuff
when it comes to keeping thingsclean, and it's like four or
five dollars, but I refuse toget it for me because I never
spend money on myself ever $9.99.
Well, it depends which one youget, but it was $4 on Prime Day
and I refuse to spend money onmyself.
(17:18):
I spend it on my husband and Ispend it on our daughter.
And he's like I refuse to spendmoney on myself, I spend it on
my husband and I spend it on ourdaughter and he's like I need
to get you a bath pillow.
And it's so funny because he'llsay, like the other day he was
like we need to change ourshower curtain liner and I'm
like it's right there on thecounter waiting for you.
He's like, of course it is.
Like this is what he alwayssays, of course it is.
And now the new thing in thehousehold here my husband and
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his frustration, because ourdaughter likes to maneuver her
way into our bathroom and changethe water settings.
So when he gets in there totake a shower later on, it's ice
cold.
So when it happens and it's icecold, my husband goes and then
you hear you probably just blewsomebody's speaker.
(18:04):
Did it, and so then Faith doesit and she makes the same sound
and it's kind of an echoingthing and it's great and it's
fun.
So it's the little things thatthese guys do that is comical.
I mean it's pretty fun, prettyfun.
I love watching them.
And then whenever she doessomething to irritate him and he
(18:25):
says anything, she points tothe arm that she just got
tattooed for him and he can'tsay anything and she's like yep,
that's right, you're wrapped,ripped your bad fellow will be
here monday, my lady, why do Ihave to wait till monday?
you talk to amazon well, what ifI wanted a bath pillow tonight?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
you got one in there it's gross.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't want that one wash it off well, you just sit
behind me you're telling me itwouldn't be the first time that
you're not keeping this pgyou're not keeping a pg I
haven't said one word that's nottrue.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You said sentences okay, let me ask y'all something
here.
Okay, what is?
And?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
and I'm just simple and dumb y'all on disney now
they have gay relationships andin in Disney movies that are PG,
there is gay activity.
So be very careful with yourwords.
In the next segment, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What is your definition of polyamorous?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
it's defined as more than the two parties
traditionally in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, I'm from the 70s.
I was born in the 70s, so itmakes me an 80-90 baby.
Okay, we call them folks, hoes,whores and sluts.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Did you ever fit in that category?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I was like that 80s song you don't drink, you don't
smoke, what do you do?
Like that was my song, becauseI didn't do anything.
I was such a good girl, I wasso behaved.
I've never had a one-nightstand, never been drunk, never
tried drugs.
You haven't had a one nightstand, never been drunk, never
tried drugs.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You haven't had a one night stand because you haven't
been drunk.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You weren't drunk when you had all yours.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, I had one.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You had more than one .
One at a time.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Easy greasy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, you had more than one.
Anyway, uh-huh Good.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm just asking the definition here, y'all, what's
it?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Alexa, what's the definition of polyamorous?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I have a couple definitions for the adjective
polyamorous.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I can't hear, I'm deaf.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Having relationships with multiple partners, with the
knowledge and consent of allinvolved Engaging in polyamory.
Two open to having suchrelationships regardless of
one's experience or currentpractices.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
So now there's a polite way of saying slut.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Polyamory yes.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Would you ever be polyamorous with me?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
does that make me a poly?
What's a poly?
I'm just shorting it probably.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Would you ever share me a no that's like a hell.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
No in front of no why not?
What do you mean?
Why not?
Shared you before ourprenuptial agreement and our
marriage.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is so why okay?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm just kidding folks.
We didn't have a prenup.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Why do some people have no problem having an open
marriage?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Because they're thinking with their tally wecker
.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay, why would you be opposed to it?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
And I'm out of curiosity, I don't want some
nasty hoebag mama coming up inhere into my home, your home,
yes, my home.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What I will call our child.
Into my home thinking she couldget with me.
And what if some guy wanted toget with me?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
because that's what would happen with my wife.
Some dirt bag come up in here,oh no, he wouldn't be a dirt bag
oh, he'd at some six-packripped doctor with nine and a
half inches.
Why would I want?
Never mind yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Never mind, I'll leave that one.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I don't know how many women are laughing right now.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm just saying, like the idea, okay, here we go.
This is unfiltered, unscripted,so we're just going to go with
this.
For a minute.
I want you to imagine anotherman with his hands on my face
kissing me.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Why Forget about?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay, let's go a step further.
Imagine a guy kissing me on theforehead.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, why?
I imagine a bullet in a guy'sforehead.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, imagine a guy kissing my mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh, um what?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
you can almost see that your lips are meant to be
kissed, okay by your husband oryour wife, not some hooligan who
comes in to the marriage whenit's more intimate, like I kiss
you on your forehead every daywhen I come home, when I leave
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for work.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
that's, that's me, that's us.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Okay, what about some man holding my hand?
No, oh, I got one.
What if some man putting hishand right in between the girls
and that spot right there?
No, that's my spot, that'swhere I live.
I'm just saying what if a guyput his hand there?
What if a guy put more than hishand there?
What if he hold on?
What if a guy put like hekissed there?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
no, why no?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
you're not coming anywhere near my home okay, but
isn't all of this your home?
But you're okay if they kiss mymouth sure, but you're okay.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
If they kiss my mouth , you're okay would say that,
but I can't say that correct,because?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
because it's me oh I'm just saying, like I could,
in all of your years of yourpromiscuity, how well it is, but
how many women do you know foran absolute fact, stayed
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monogamous to you, not the otherway around, but was monogamous
to you?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't rightly know, because some of them were still
married at the time.
What's wrong with your eyes?
Why are they so wide?
Why is your mouth open, babe?
You all right Breathe.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh, I know of one slanty little tramp slut I can't
wait to have a conversationwith that was one.
No, but that was not just a one,and I'm not even going to go
into the specifics.
Can you forgive me for my past?
I have forgiven you for yourpast.
But day one I met that thing,that nasty, nasty thing.
That thing needed you know whatI'm an equal opportunity love.
(25:38):
I'm an equal opportunity person.
But that day I met this skankylittle thing.
I didn't like her.
I didn't like her and I met her.
And you know what I didn't likeher and she was married to
somebody you were friends with.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm not going to go intoanything more specific.
But I just had this like beatme out on the playground kind of
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thing for her right off the bat, right off the bat.
And boy, I went wrong on thatone.
But I'm just saying like Inever cheated on you, even when
we were together back in the day.
I never.
I wouldn't even hug another manbecause I thought it was
disrespectful.
And that was just my upbringingwith the grandparents is that
you just didn't do that right.
(26:22):
I never, I could never imagine.
And I remember one time at bandcamp you asked me if I would
ever consider having a threesomeand I said to you because I
have friends that are homosexual, I have friends that are
lesbian.
I have friends that are everyother letter in the community
(26:44):
and I totally embrace it andsupport them.
Love who you love.
I am heterosexual but I support, support them.
Love who you love.
I am heterosexual but I supportwhoever you are and who you
love.
However, I have friends thatare that way and I support them
in their love and I want them tobe happy.
I personally am onlyheterosexual, and so the idea of
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myself with another woman to mepersonally kind of makes me
queasy.
But my friends that arelesbians more power to them.
I just want them happy, right?
Not a problem in the world withit.
I'll go to dinner with y'all,hang out with y'all, no problem,
but you try to come over heredifferent ballgame.
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So my husband said now thatwe've set that stage, my husband
back in the day when we dated,asked if I'd ever consider
having a threesome.
So it was very easy for me toanswer because my husband is
homophobic.
Yet the first person to everhit on him happened to have been
my brother.
So I made it clear to him thatif he really honest to God
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wanted a female to join us.
Then I got to pick a man whowould have to join us first,
because I know how my husband'smind worked even back then, at
least I thought, and I was gonnafind, like Elmer Fudd, who was
a grizzly bear with body, hair,front, back, center, everywhere,
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non-hygienic just is that aword?
Yes, stanky.
And I was like, whatever youwant a female to do to me, he's
got to do to you, and my husbandor boyfriend at the time never
asked again.
So there's an answer for you,ladies.
When your Significant otheryour, your man or whatever asks
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hey, what do you think aboutbringing this and flavoring it
up a little bit?
Okay, well, I get to pick who'sflavoring it up on you and then
you just hand him a lollipopand flavoring it up a little bit
?
Okay, well, I get to pick who'sflavoring it up on you and then
you just hand them a lollipopyeah.
Yeah, you never asked yet.
Nope, and I mean, you know, toeach their own, but I could
never imagine having anotherperson in bed with us.
I couldn't imagine having a manor a woman, because to me it's
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very intimate, it's a personalthing, it's sharing love between
you and I.
I mean, I know some people lookat it as benefits and just sex
or you know whatever.
But I don't, you know, it's notsomething you just give to
anyone, right?
It's not a, it's not a sample,um, something you might hurt.
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It it's not, you know, you justdon't.
It's not freebies, you justdon't hand it out.
I mean, there's more to thatthan just sex and I don't
understand how some people arejust like wham bam.
Thank you, man.
Bye next, now serving number.
I just don't get it you'reright.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's more than that.
It's the cuddle time.
Damn that.
Here it's the leg over the theleg.
It's it's the chair position,it's the I've trained you so
well under the pillow, the otherarm around the front side of
you spooning I've trained you sowell.
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It's the lady's head laying onyour chest in your pit Stop.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Reverse You're a lady .
A lady, you said it in asingular plural to a singular
sense.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
You're a lady, a lady , you're a lady.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
If you let anybody else lay on you like that, I
don't think you would I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
What is this show about tonight, Victoria?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We're live.
Come here a minute.
Your dad went super stupid fora second.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
For one second.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Well, faith number one.
He said this is his home.
No, it isn't.
He said it was his.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hi Faith.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hola, hola, como esta one.
He said this is his home.
No, it's alan.
He said it was his hi faith.
Hola hola, come on, staff.
We were talking about the factthat he was asking what
polyamorous is and I explainedit, and then I had alexa explain
it, and then he has gone onthis thing about um, you know
this is his home.
No, it's alan.
And then we were talking abouthis reform days of being.
You know this is his home, no.
And then we were talking abouthis reform days of being.
You know a tramp slut, whore.
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I think your daughter actuallysaid something like you gave
more rides than Greyhoundwhatever.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
So tonight's our daddy daughter movie night.
Have you picked out a movie?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
no and, if you like to, and I'll be down there uh,
your little friend needs to goout, so let them let them out
and then let the other one out.
Anything else you'd like to sayglad that was on air what
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you're telling our daughter?
Let dogs out who let the dogsout.
Anything else you want to say?
Please check out our webinartomorrow we haven't said much
well, we talked about Us.
Tramps.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You know how many people want to hear about us.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Everybody.
I get comments all the time howfunny we are, how great, we are
.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, you're hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
What chemistry we have together.
Seriously, I hear it all thetime.
I love listening to the two ofyou guys.
It always puts a smile on ourface and makes us laugh.
Did you hear my husband barking?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Really.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I will tell you a little secret.
Your daughter wants to makebrownies with you, not the soup
kind.
My husband made brownies.
They were edible.
No, they were not they were.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
They were soup With a straw.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
That was.
I can't have a straw, you can'tsuck.
Keep talking and find out.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
They were so soupy.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
She wants to do something, so I'll have these
two with me.
Stuck-o, misty, you're about tolose your mic.
They're such good boys.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
We have two golden retrievers here in the house.
They're my babies, and one ofthem is my wife's service animal
.
His name is Stucco, that's myboy.
And the second one is namedRusty.
That's Faith, and he is Faith'sservice animal.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And they are the, and what a personality they have
Stucco is the dad of Rusty.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And Stucco is Stucco from Stucco Squad, that's right,
rusty, go check out StuccoSquad on the Academy.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Way to go, junior, what did you just do to your
computer?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I think the screen timer kicked in.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Aww, can you imagine another man doing that?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
There we are canoodling.
I canoodle with my wife.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
My husband has gotten so in love that he even wears
the watch I had made for him.
That is him and I on it.
Faith gave him a verypersonalized ring that would be
that one and he wears that, thenhe wears his wedding ring, so
he's got, oh yeah, and then thatone, so he's got like handcuffs
(34:20):
on his fingers and, uh, thefirst wedding ring that we had
since we changed yearly kiss myass.
Um, I had it engraved with putthis bitch back on.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, but it was silicone.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
No, the first one was not.
It's right there.
Pull it off the tree and readthe inscription.
It says put this bitch back on.
Oh, you mean right there besideyours, because when I asked the
jeweler to engrave it, theyalmost pissed themselves because
they thought it was hilarious.
I said if you only knew, youonly knew.
I'm telling you, you only knew.
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So we're doing something else.
If you have any decision ofwanting to do a dedication for
someone that you maybe have lostlet's say hypothetically,
unfortunately, you lost a lovedone to breast cancer we will do
a course about, like, breastcancer awareness and you can
make a donation to the Academyand we will do it in their name
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and honor them and it's justsomething that will be out there
as a legacy, and I think that'sgreat.
We have one for our friend,debbie Gale, who lost her son
Alex tragically to addiction andmental illness, and we have a
couple of others that arecurrently in the works, that
have yet to completely be set tolive, but we're working on it.
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So if you would like to do adedication piece which is a
great gift that most peoplewould never think of doing this
is a great idea to do, so I hopeeverybody will be with us
tomorrow on the webinar.
My husband is going to take usout and I look forward to seeing
y'all all tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'll bring us in.
I'll take us out.
What's up with that?
Thank y'all for listening toanother episode of the
Contagious Smile Unstoppable, asalways.
We appreciate it.
Y'all get on the website, checkus out.
Go to Amazon, check outVictoria's books.
See y'all tomorrow.
how do y'all welcome another episode of unstoppable
here to stay the smile with thesexy and lovely victoria curee,
published author of 41 books, soto be 42.
I'm michael, your co-host.
Take it away, victoria yeah he.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't know what is going on with my husband tonight
.
He is like your husband bustedhis ass today do we want to talk
about days, because we can't gointo specific thought you're
gonna talk about ass no, we'renot gonna talk.
Well, we could talk about assesasses.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
no, we're not talking about your father here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't have a father who ever cut your baby.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I cut the front grass , I cut the back grass.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
The last time anything ever was stated out of
his mouth, out of sperm donor'smouth, was about his child in
the past tense, when he said shewas my daughter, not our or
anything else, and it was inprevious past.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It sounds like you need to get them on our show.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm trying, I mean, but we've gotten no contact.
For more than like the majorityof my life We've been with no
contact and and you're 29.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm 21.
You're 21 years old, I am.
You are not 21 years old.
Kiss my ass.
I would love PG-13.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
So we are at the wire tomorrow because I'm going to
launch this tonight.
I'm actually going to air thistonight, which has never been
done, for a contagious smile,putting out a podcast.
Tonight is the webinar tomorrow.
It's very exciting, a littlenerve-wracking, a little scary,
(01:49):
um, because I think it's greatthat you have so many folks
coming on well, it's not justthat.
I mean, first of all, all of ourglobal speaking opportunities
were sold out within like recordtime.
But it's not only that.
Oh resi just came in and lookedlike I can't get over the
courts.
(02:09):
Um, it's not just that, it'sthe fact that we have now what
did you get in the mail today?
As we go kind of in left field,there's two new ones.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You are going left field.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, not really, because we have been, uh,
published in over 50 differentmedia publications Not me, you
woman, no, because I alwaysmention my husband, but over 50
different publications aboutthis webinar and what all we're
doing for everybody.
And then there was two newmagazines that just came out
(02:42):
that interviewed me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So I believe this is a total of five magazines.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We have one more coming out today.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That you, we, are featured in.
Look, there's our pronouns youand we.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I like it, me and you .
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So if I slaughter this, please forgive me.
It says this one word and Ithink you pronounce it
podcasters, Okay, or podpodcastars, Podcastars.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Do I need faith in here?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And then the second magazine is called Equubator and
both of them feature Victoriaand our shows and what we do,
the Academy, our Academy at theend.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
So I don't know if y'all get these magazines or you
want them, but we're in therey'all, and um, we think good old
sam my pr guy working with yeah, I bet you, I've had like 20 PR
firms ask to talk with me aboutstuff and they're just not on
the up and up, they're not legit.
But Sam has been above me.
(03:49):
Oh, we didn't even mentionWomen's Weekly.
Amazing, I have digital copyand then they have print and the
cover.
On the cover of print right nowis Adele.
Adele, right, we're in there,just a couple of pages from
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Adele.
So, technically, if you reallywant to think about it, adele is
going to look at this magazinethat she is featured on the
cover on pay attention, my lovepay.
I'm looking right at you.
Okay, no, you weren't, you wereat the computer.
So adele, who's going to lookat this magazine cover that she
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is on and this magazine spreadthat they did on her and if she
flips through the pages shecould see us.
I mean, that's amazing, that'sawesome.
It's adele, it's adele you'regonna get jealous.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I doubt you're beautiful no, adele is stunning
you're sexy adele is stunning.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I thought she was gorgeous even when she was a
little heavier and I don't knowwhat she looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, there's many phases of adele.
There was phases of adelethat's what they call it,
because adele was a littleheavier and I don't know what
this looks like.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, there's many phases of adele.
There was phases of adelethat's what they call it,
because adele was a littleheavier, the adele phase like
there, if you look at it down isthis a fad?
no, look at her sayele 10 yearsago or 2015, and then, look, I
(05:30):
mean she's probably lost over100 pounds, but I think she's
flawless, I think she'sbeautiful.
Every time I've ever watched aninterview with her, she she's
just stunning and has a heart ofgold and she just seems so much
fun like.
She just seems like so muchevery time she performs.
(05:50):
She does it without shoes on,which I think is a riot.
I think it's that's hilarious.
She's in an evening gown but noshoes and she just seems down
to earth.
So now we're off and left fieldanyway.
Anyway, one is that her Uh, yes, okay, those are different
looks that she said, but I thinkshe's very attractive, I think
(06:12):
she's very pretty, but anyway,so we're in the same magazine
with her and that is amazingbecause it's Dell.
You've heard her music.
You said she has a sexy voice.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, I just, I've never seen her like you, like
norah jones's voice.
Norah jones melts my heart.
Hey, hey, hey.
But she is only cute.
Stop it up, buddy.
She's not pretty, she's justcute to me and what do you think
of adele?
I.
I think I like her voice.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I haven't heard her you just said I like her voice
recently her voice has changedwell, I don't recall what she.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What's she saying?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
uh, set fire to the rain yeah I don't know hello,
she, she's amazing, anyway.
So webinar, our webinar istomorrow and that was like
hyphenated y'all.
Well, I had a brain thing,leave me alone about it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You have three damn doctorates.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You have a photographic memory.
It was an uneducated middleschool dropout.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
But we're not going in any further about it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And they just give doctorates to dropouts.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, you know they.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You have like 300 certificates and whatever they
called in that file folder rightunder.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
There's four of them, but still, and every time I
talk to a medical professional,they're all like are you a
medical doctor?
But no, there's a couple peoplein my life who think that I
have the intelligent level oflike dirt.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So thank y'all for um , continue to follow and listen
and share everything about acontagious smile and the podcast
that we do, uh, because it hasreally pushed us out there and
um, yeah, it's starting toreally make big waves.
Um, the wife will be featured,I believe, next month, in the
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magazine that will be in everyairplane in the us, and so
that's awesome so this isn'tabout me, this is about our
webinar.
Okay, you'll be the face inthere, but it'll be about what
we do, about our company and theacademy you know it doesn't
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matter where you go.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Everybody's going through their own trials and
tribulations and you don't knowwhat someone is going through.
And you could just go to ourAcademy page and it's free Join.
You know we have a plethora ofresources that are in there.
We have multiple collections.
We have some courses that showyou how to go from zero
(09:06):
followers to millions.
That we have done ourselves.
We didn't have a marketing teamhelp us.
I can't tell you how manyclasses I've taken and how many
things that I've tried yes andno, and not work or folders they
could tell you, anyway, andthese classes are valued.
I mean, we've seen them foranywhere from 4.99 to several
(09:29):
thousand dollars, and none ofours, none of the social media
playbook, is over a hundreddollars, none of them.
They're all like 35 to, I think.
Our biggest one's like 54, Ithink, but it's everything that
literally has worked.
Um, and then the stucco squadoh, that's my baby courses.
(09:51):
They're like either.
Most of them are free, and thenthere's some that are 4.99,
because you know what?
Here's some things that mostpeople might not know.
We have not taken a paycheckfrom anything and we work.
I work, I say 16 hours plus aday.
My husband and faith say more.
And hey, rise d.
And these courses are being,you know, put at such a low rate
(10:17):
because we still have to beable to pay for the platforms
that's hosting them, theinternet.
You know all of the bells andwhistles and things that are
involved in keeping this afloat,but we've never taken money
ourself and we have really,really had to tighten the reins,
if you will, just to be able tokeep helping other people, and
(10:40):
so all donations made go to thescholarship fund so that we may
continue to help others whenthey're unable to provide
themselves with the monetary feefor any of these courses.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Victoria Curie, I didn't do it.
Search her name on Google orBing, imdb no, just google or
bing y'all.
She takes up like the first 14pages.
Okay, she knows what she'stalking about in these classes
where she teaches you how toincrease your followers.
(11:18):
Okay, that's just one littleaspect of what she does and how
she can teach you.
I know, because I'm Biased,that my wife is amazing, okay.
Okay, y'all join, get on theacademy, start looking at all
the classes she's produced andthe curriculum she's come up
(11:42):
with.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Um, next we'll get some dang pop-up books or
something, but uh, she's amazingand we're starting with the
stucco squad has the bestclasses for self-esteem, for
self-worth, for feeling betterabout yourself going to school.
Whether you're going through adivorce and your children are
(12:04):
going from one home to another,there's classes in there for
that.
There's everything for thesekids to make them feel better
about themselves and there'seven classes in there for the
parents to do with the kids.
So it could be a bondingexperience which is so much fun.
And I've even started puttingin classes where Stucco teaches,
like the basic skills of math,because math is one of the
(12:24):
hardest thing for kids, not justkids with any type of special
needs, but just in general.
So Stucco is teaching the basicaddition and then I'm working
on all of the rest, where Stuccois going to teach the basic
subtraction, division,multiplication, reading, phonics
.
You know all of these differentthings because it's so hard.
(12:44):
But when it's fun, the kids getmore enjoyment and they try
harder and it's all about theway you learn.
Michael J Fox said it best thatif you don't learn a certain way
, you make a different wayDoesn't mean you can't learn.
It doesn't mean you'reuneducated.
It doesn't mean that you're notsmart.
Doesn't mean you're uneducated.
It doesn't mean that you're notsmart.
It just means you go about it adifferent way and people are so
(13:05):
quick to make judgment but theydon't walk in their shoes.
They have no idea what it'slike, you know, and the people
who pass judgment really need totake a good hard look at
themselves, because beingshallow is not a pleasant
attribution to yourself.
It just isn't.
If you're going to be soshallow and so judgmental, it's
(13:26):
really not a complimentary traitto have.
I'm just saying my husband'slooking at me all wonky.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Because I love you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You love me wonky.
I love you, you love me, wonky,I love you anyway you love me,
wonky, so the webinar is goingto be a big deal.
I'm actually, you know, jj, andI spoke tonight to get ready
for it as well, and I said, um,I was telling him that he's
(13:59):
coming on tomorrow at 5 45eastern standard time and that
my husband and I are going tobring us in at two o'clock
eastern standard time, and hesaid, oh, that's going to be
awesome.
Is he going to stay awake longenough before his man nap?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I thought it was great man nap, it's old man nap
well, I guess you just don'tknow, he's older than you well,
I'm older than you I'm only 21.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I knew you when I was man.
I've known you for through our20s, 30s, 40s and your 50s watch
it Watch it Well seriously.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
When you think about it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That was a long time.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And what do us women who think of everything in
general, I'm asking our audiencelike I make sure that my
husband and child never run outof anything, like they always
have everything they need, right?
So here's the thing AmazonPrime just had their Prime days,
and so I'm very frugal becausewe have to be, because of the
fact I don't take a paycheck for, for this and um, I'm disabled,
(15:07):
so I go in and I look and whenthings are on sale, I, you know,
change our subscription so thatwe can save more money.
So, needless to say, with thatbeing said, my husband is not
the greatest when it comes toremembering, like anything,
gifts.
So a lot of times, like faith,will push to remind him or
(15:30):
whatever.
But I have wanted a bath pillowfor so long because mine is,
you know, ridiculous and Ihaven't been able to.
Are you serious right now?
So I haven't been able to useit.
Are you serious right now?
So I haven't been able to useit.
I'm going on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Amazon right now, y'all.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You have a gift card and you filled the gift card or
the cart full of stuff for youand you didn't put me in a $4
bath pillow, but I need thisslushy machine.
You know what?
Here's the thing I told you onPrime day to look at it, and
that slushy machine was thatslushy machine was more than
half off and I said you need tolook on prime, because slushy
(16:08):
machines are half off.
And no, my husband is thebiggest procrastinator.
I mean, it took him how long tomarry me can you hang on a
second?
I'm looking so I've been needinga bath pillow because, for
those of you who might not know,I've had two spinal surgeries
just in the last couple ofmonths, and that is just of that
surgery schedule, and I haven'tbeen able to take a bath.
(16:33):
I have to take showers becauseI can't submerge my incisions
until they're completely closedand because of the implanted
device and all.
So I just am at the point whereI'm about to get cleared, where
I'm able to actually soak in ahot bath, which for me is my
decompression time.
And I need a new bath pillowbecause I'm very I don't want to
(16:58):
say that word anal, but I'mkind of anal about the stuff
when it comes to keeping thingsclean, and it's like four or
five dollars, but I refuse toget it for me because I never
spend money on myself ever $9.99.
Well, it depends which one youget, but it was $4 on Prime Day
and I refuse to spend money onmyself.
(17:18):
I spend it on my husband and Ispend it on our daughter.
And he's like I refuse to spendmoney on myself, I spend it on
my husband and I spend it on ourdaughter and he's like I need
to get you a bath pillow.
And it's so funny because he'llsay, like the other day he was
like we need to change ourshower curtain liner and I'm
like it's right there on thecounter waiting for you.
He's like, of course it is.
Like this is what he alwayssays, of course it is.
And now the new thing in thehousehold here my husband and
(17:42):
his frustration, because ourdaughter likes to maneuver her
way into our bathroom and changethe water settings.
So when he gets in there totake a shower later on, it's ice
cold.
So when it happens and it's icecold, my husband goes and then
you hear you probably just blewsomebody's speaker.
(18:04):
Did it, and so then Faith doesit and she makes the same sound
and it's kind of an echoingthing and it's great and it's
fun.
So it's the little things thatthese guys do that is comical.
I mean it's pretty fun, prettyfun.
I love watching them.
And then whenever she doessomething to irritate him and he
(18:25):
says anything, she points tothe arm that she just got
tattooed for him and he can'tsay anything and she's like yep,
that's right, you're wrapped,ripped your bad fellow will be
here monday, my lady, why do Ihave to wait till monday?
you talk to amazon well, what ifI wanted a bath pillow tonight?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
you got one in there it's gross.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't want that one wash it off well, you just sit
behind me you're telling me itwouldn't be the first time that
you're not keeping this pgyou're not keeping a pg I
haven't said one word that's nottrue.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You said sentences okay, let me ask y'all something
here.
Okay, what is?
And?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
and I'm just simple and dumb y'all on disney now
they have gay relationships andin in Disney movies that are PG,
there is gay activity.
So be very careful with yourwords.
In the next segment, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What is your definition of polyamorous?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
it's defined as more than the two parties
traditionally in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, I'm from the 70s.
I was born in the 70s, so itmakes me an 80-90 baby.
Okay, we call them folks, hoes,whores and sluts.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Did you ever fit in that category?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I was like that 80s song you don't drink, you don't
smoke, what do you do?
Like that was my song, becauseI didn't do anything.
I was such a good girl, I wasso behaved.
I've never had a one-nightstand, never been drunk, never
tried drugs.
You haven't had a one nightstand, never been drunk, never
tried drugs.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
You haven't had a one night stand because you haven't
been drunk.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You weren't drunk when you had all yours.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, I had one.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You had more than one .
One at a time.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Easy greasy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, you had more than one.
Anyway, uh-huh Good.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm just asking the definition here, y'all, what's
it?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Alexa, what's the definition of polyamorous?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I have a couple definitions for the adjective
polyamorous.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I can't hear, I'm deaf.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Having relationships with multiple partners, with the
knowledge and consent of allinvolved Engaging in polyamory.
Two open to having suchrelationships regardless of
one's experience or currentpractices.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
So now there's a polite way of saying slut.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Polyamory yes.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Would you ever be polyamorous with me?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
does that make me a poly?
What's a poly?
I'm just shorting it probably.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Would you ever share me a no that's like a hell.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
No in front of no why not?
What do you mean?
Why not?
Shared you before ourprenuptial agreement and our
marriage.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Is so why okay?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm just kidding folks.
We didn't have a prenup.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Why do some people have no problem having an open
marriage?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Because they're thinking with their tally wecker
.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay, why would you be opposed to it?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
And I'm out of curiosity, I don't want some
nasty hoebag mama coming up inhere into my home, your home,
yes, my home.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
What I will call our child.
Into my home thinking she couldget with me.
And what if some guy wanted toget with me?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
because that's what would happen with my wife.
Some dirt bag come up in here,oh no, he wouldn't be a dirt bag
oh, he'd at some six-packripped doctor with nine and a
half inches.
Why would I want?
Never mind yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Never mind, I'll leave that one.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I don't know how many women are laughing right now.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'm just saying, like the idea, okay, here we go.
This is unfiltered, unscripted,so we're just going to go with
this.
For a minute.
I want you to imagine anotherman with his hands on my face
kissing me.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Why Forget about?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Okay, let's go a step further.
Imagine a guy kissing me on theforehead.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, why?
I imagine a bullet in a guy'sforehead.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, imagine a guy kissing my mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh, um what?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
you can almost see that your lips are meant to be
kissed, okay by your husband oryour wife, not some hooligan who
comes in to the marriage whenit's more intimate, like I kiss
you on your forehead every daywhen I come home, when I leave
(23:49):
for work.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
that's, that's me, that's us.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Okay, what about some man holding my hand?
No, oh, I got one.
What if some man putting hishand right in between the girls
and that spot right there?
No, that's my spot, that'swhere I live.
I'm just saying what if a guyput his hand there?
What if a guy put more than hishand there?
What if he hold on?
What if a guy put like hekissed there?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
no, why no?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
you're not coming anywhere near my home okay, but
isn't all of this your home?
But you're okay if they kiss mymouth sure, but you're okay.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
If they kiss my mouth , you're okay would say that,
but I can't say that correct,because?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
because it's me oh I'm just saying, like I could,
in all of your years of yourpromiscuity, how well it is, but
how many women do you know foran absolute fact, stayed
(24:55):
monogamous to you, not the otherway around, but was monogamous
to you?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't rightly know, because some of them were still
married at the time.
What's wrong with your eyes?
Why are they so wide?
Why is your mouth open, babe?
You all right Breathe.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh, I know of one slanty little tramp slut I can't
wait to have a conversationwith that was one.
No, but that was not just a one,and I'm not even going to go
into the specifics.
Can you forgive me for my past?
I have forgiven you for yourpast.
But day one I met that thing,that nasty, nasty thing.
That thing needed you know whatI'm an equal opportunity love.
(25:38):
I'm an equal opportunity person.
But that day I met this skankylittle thing.
I didn't like her.
I didn't like her and I met her.
And you know what I didn't likeher and she was married to
somebody you were friends with.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm not going to go intoanything more specific.
But I just had this like beatme out on the playground kind of
(26:01):
thing for her right off the bat, right off the bat.
And boy, I went wrong on thatone.
But I'm just saying like Inever cheated on you, even when
we were together back in the day.
I never.
I wouldn't even hug another manbecause I thought it was
disrespectful.
And that was just my upbringingwith the grandparents is that
you just didn't do that right.
(26:22):
I never, I could never imagine.
And I remember one time at bandcamp you asked me if I would
ever consider having a threesomeand I said to you because I
have friends that are homosexual, I have friends that are
lesbian.
I have friends that are everyother letter in the community
(26:44):
and I totally embrace it andsupport them.
Love who you love.
I am heterosexual but I support, support them.
Love who you love.
I am heterosexual but I supportwhoever you are and who you
love.
However, I have friends thatare that way and I support them
in their love and I want them tobe happy.
I personally am onlyheterosexual, and so the idea of
(27:10):
myself with another woman to mepersonally kind of makes me
queasy.
But my friends that arelesbians more power to them.
I just want them happy, right?
Not a problem in the world withit.
I'll go to dinner with y'all,hang out with y'all, no problem,
but you try to come over heredifferent ballgame.
(27:32):
So my husband said now thatwe've set that stage, my husband
back in the day when we dated,asked if I'd ever consider
having a threesome.
So it was very easy for me toanswer because my husband is
homophobic.
Yet the first person to everhit on him happened to have been
my brother.
So I made it clear to him thatif he really honest to God
(27:56):
wanted a female to join us.
Then I got to pick a man whowould have to join us first,
because I know how my husband'smind worked even back then, at
least I thought, and I was gonnafind, like Elmer Fudd, who was
a grizzly bear with body, hair,front, back, center, everywhere,
(28:20):
non-hygienic just is that aword?
Yes, stanky.
And I was like, whatever youwant a female to do to me, he's
got to do to you, and my husbandor boyfriend at the time never
asked again.
So there's an answer for you,ladies.
When your Significant otheryour, your man or whatever asks
(28:41):
hey, what do you think aboutbringing this and flavoring it
up a little bit?
Okay, well, I get to pick who'sflavoring it up on you and then
you just hand him a lollipopand flavoring it up a little bit
?
Okay, well, I get to pick who'sflavoring it up on you and then
you just hand them a lollipopyeah.
Yeah, you never asked yet.
Nope, and I mean, you know, toeach their own, but I could
never imagine having anotherperson in bed with us.
I couldn't imagine having a manor a woman, because to me it's
(29:06):
very intimate, it's a personalthing, it's sharing love between
you and I.
I mean, I know some people lookat it as benefits and just sex
or you know whatever.
But I don't, you know, it's notsomething you just give to
anyone, right?
It's not a, it's not a sample,um, something you might hurt.
(29:27):
It it's not, you know, you justdon't.
It's not freebies, you justdon't hand it out.
I mean, there's more to thatthan just sex and I don't
understand how some people arejust like wham bam.
Thank you, man.
Bye next, now serving number.
I just don't get it you'reright.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's more than that.
It's the cuddle time.
Damn that.
Here it's the leg over the theleg.
It's it's the chair position,it's the I've trained you so
well under the pillow, the otherarm around the front side of
you spooning I've trained you sowell.
(30:07):
It's the lady's head laying onyour chest in your pit Stop.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Reverse You're a lady .
A lady, you said it in asingular plural to a singular
sense.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
You're a lady, a lady , you're a lady.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
If you let anybody else lay on you like that, I
don't think you would I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
What is this show about tonight, Victoria?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We're live.
Come here a minute.
Your dad went super stupid fora second.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
For one second.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Well, faith number one.
He said this is his home.
No, it isn't.
He said it was his.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hi Faith.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Hola, hola, como esta one.
He said this is his home.
No, it's alan.
He said it was his hi faith.
Hola hola, come on, staff.
We were talking about the factthat he was asking what
polyamorous is and I explainedit, and then I had alexa explain
it, and then he has gone onthis thing about um, you know
this is his home.
No, it's alan.
And then we were talking abouthis reform days of being.
You know this is his home, no.
And then we were talking abouthis reform days of being.
You know a tramp slut, whore.
(31:14):
I think your daughter actuallysaid something like you gave
more rides than Greyhoundwhatever.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
So tonight's our daddy daughter movie night.
Have you picked out a movie?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
no and, if you like to, and I'll be down there uh,
your little friend needs to goout, so let them let them out
and then let the other one out.
Anything else you'd like to sayglad that was on air what
(31:52):
you're telling our daughter?
Let dogs out who let the dogsout.
Anything else you want to say?
Please check out our webinartomorrow we haven't said much
well, we talked about Us.
Tramps.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You know how many people want to hear about us.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Everybody.
I get comments all the time howfunny we are, how great, we are
.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, you're hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
What chemistry we have together.
Seriously, I hear it all thetime.
I love listening to the two ofyou guys.
It always puts a smile on ourface and makes us laugh.
Did you hear my husband barking?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Really.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I will tell you a little secret.
Your daughter wants to makebrownies with you, not the soup
kind.
My husband made brownies.
They were edible.
No, they were not they were.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
They were soup With a straw.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
That was.
I can't have a straw, you can'tsuck.
Keep talking and find out.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
They were so soupy.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
She wants to do something, so I'll have these
two with me.
Stuck-o, misty, you're about tolose your mic.
They're such good boys.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
We have two golden retrievers here in the house.
They're my babies, and one ofthem is my wife's service animal
.
His name is Stucco, that's myboy.
And the second one is namedRusty.
That's Faith, and he is Faith'sservice animal.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
And they are the, and what a personality they have
Stucco is the dad of Rusty.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And Stucco is Stucco from Stucco Squad, that's right,
rusty, go check out StuccoSquad on the Academy.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Way to go, junior, what did you just do to your
computer?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I think the screen timer kicked in.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Aww, can you imagine another man doing that?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
There we are canoodling.
I canoodle with my wife.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
My husband has gotten so in love that he even wears
the watch I had made for him.
That is him and I on it.
Faith gave him a verypersonalized ring that would be
that one and he wears that, thenhe wears his wedding ring, so
he's got, oh yeah, and then thatone, so he's got like handcuffs
(34:20):
on his fingers and, uh, thefirst wedding ring that we had
since we changed yearly kiss myass.
Um, I had it engraved with putthis bitch back on.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, but it was silicone.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
No, the first one was not.
It's right there.
Pull it off the tree and readthe inscription.
It says put this bitch back on.
Oh, you mean right there besideyours, because when I asked the
jeweler to engrave it, theyalmost pissed themselves because
they thought it was hilarious.
I said if you only knew, youonly knew.
I'm telling you, you only knew.
(34:58):
So we're doing something else.
If you have any decision ofwanting to do a dedication for
someone that you maybe have lostlet's say hypothetically,
unfortunately, you lost a lovedone to breast cancer we will do
a course about, like, breastcancer awareness and you can
make a donation to the Academyand we will do it in their name
(35:21):
and honor them and it's justsomething that will be out there
as a legacy, and I think that'sgreat.
We have one for our friend,debbie Gale, who lost her son
Alex tragically to addiction andmental illness, and we have a
couple of others that arecurrently in the works, that
have yet to completely be set tolive, but we're working on it.
(35:43):
So if you would like to do adedication piece which is a
great gift that most peoplewould never think of doing this
is a great idea to do, so I hopeeverybody will be with us
tomorrow on the webinar.
My husband is going to take usout and I look forward to seeing
y'all all tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'll bring us in.
I'll take us out.
What's up with that?
Thank y'all for listening toanother episode of the
Contagious Smile Unstoppable, asalways.
We appreciate it.
Y'all get on the website, checkus out.
Go to Amazon, check outVictoria's books.
See y'all tomorrow.
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