June 23, 2025 • 48 mins
The raw power of lived experience drives everything behind A Contagious Smile, and in this candid episode, Victoria and Michael reveal exactly why they've dedicated their lives to supporting abuse survivors. Fresh off receiving three prestigious awards—including Best Transformative Trauma Advocate for Domestic Violence from Insider Weekly—the couple shares how their platform continues to expand through media features in the New York Times and Good Morning US.
Victoria delves into the darkest moments of her abuse survival story with unflinching honesty. "I can tell you that from someone who lived on a floor in the bathroom because I wasn't allowed to have an ice pack, when I had a shattered face, broken nose, dislocated shoulder... it is so ungodly frightening to do that and feel like I'm going to die here." This visceral understanding of what survivors experience at 1AM when frantically searching for help drives their commitment to being available whenever someone reaches out—even in the middle of the night.
The episode delivers a bombshell announcement: Victoria's biological father, whom she refers to as her "sperm donor" and has been no-contact with for years, will be appearing as a special guest on an upcoming episode. For listeners familiar with Victoria's books "Who Kicked First?" and "Nart Nart, Who's There?", this promises to be an extraordinary conversation addressing deep family trauma.
Beyond personal stories, Victoria and Michael announce the launch of their comprehensive Contagious Smile Academy featuring over 100 courses designed for survivors, supporters, and even those who cause harm but want to change. Through their scholarship program, they ensure financial barriers don't prevent access to healing resources. As Victoria powerfully states, "Those scars are not your success stories—those are your failures," directly addressing abusers while offering pathways toward accountability and transformation.
Have you been searching for voices that truly understand the journey from victim to survivor? Listen now and discover why this podcast has become a lifeline for those who've felt alone in their darkest moments. Then visit acontagioussmile.mn.co to explore their academy and join a community where healing happens every day.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
howdy y'all.
Welcome back to another episodeof a contagious smile podcast
starring your lovely sexy host,victoria cure, a author of 41
soon to be 42 published books.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Howdy victoria or redneck and redhead oh yes, I'm
michael y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi my wife has other brains.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, yes, no, yes, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You don't hear me.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I hear you.
So we've had a chance to, withthe help of our good friend, dj
Blacks, b-l-a-x-x To upgrade ourmicrophone Headphone Sound card
system.
So thank you, dj Blacks.
We look forward to hearing morefrom him and see how we can
(00:54):
network and help him out in hisbusiness.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, so we kind of had a busy week.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, this is weird, talking through a microphone and
not being able to hear you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But now you know how I feel, as deaf.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Huh, what'd you say?
Now you know how I feel beingdeaf, because Well, I have
hearing aids myself, honey.
Honey.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Sugar britches.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Flashbacks of 25 years.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We have gotten three distinguishing awards this
that's right, congratulationscongratulations to you, my
sleeping beauty uh, okay, I tooka three hour nap today for 10
minutes and then you tookanother nap on the way home I
did I was drunk because I was Ijust ate pizza but you didn't
care for too much, no so, yeah,y'all be sure to uh look out and
(01:44):
check out those awards they arevery distinguishing, very.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm just like and we are like just everywhere in the
media right now I mean justeverywhere and our baby girl,
faith, is going and will besitting down to talk about doing
an interview on televisionagain this week too.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's right.
We're very proud of her.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
She's just awesome all the way around.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
She has no fear.
She does not let everythingthat happened to her get her
down and depressed.
She wears her scars like badgesof honor.
She fought tooth and nail.
She stood up in the face of theReaper several, many times.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And kicked his ass.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right and said not today, buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's not exactly how our daughter would say it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm keeping it PG.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Since when?
Seriously since when.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But she is such a survivor, y'all, if y'all only
knew her story she's amazing sheis she's my little baby and she
, uh, you know, she has recentlyallowed me to adopt her and she
didn't go from day one.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What did I say?
You were the only person Iwould ever allow to take that
role as her father.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And she changed her first name.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes, just for you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's right, just for me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's right.
And then she goes around andsays that you know she's got you
wrapped around her finger,which anyone who knows the two
of you knows is absolutely true.
That's not denying.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I said a word.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You don't have to.
And the pranks the two of youdo absolutely crack any and
everybody up.
I mean seriously it, with allthe crappy shows that are on tv
right now, there should be asitcom, because, like, I don't
understand how the kardashianshave been on for however long
they're on.
I watched it one time at bandcamp when we were in the
hospital, in the middle of thenight I couldn't sleep and I was
(03:43):
like what is the fuss?
And I said, oh, I get it, it'sthe cure.
In the middle of the night Icouldn't sleep and I was like
what is the fuss?
And I said, oh, I get it, it'sthe cure for the insomniac.
Because, like, worst thing ever.
I mean, everybody has theirtaste and that's why there's,
you know, mint, chocolate chipand oreo, and I get it, but I
don't get it.
Like I don't see the hype aboutit, but that's all the time I'm
giving the kardashians, sothat's all well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't watch a lot of sitcoms.
I did see a couple episodes ofthe osmords and uh, ozzy, to me
he's hilarious, you know.
Just they're in there rambling.
Sometimes you don't even knowwhat the heck he's saying so
kind of like you yes a lot likeyou when I'm incoherent.
So we're expecting a specialguest to come on our show.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh my God, Same page.
I was literally just going tosay this.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well have at it, hoss .
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Nope, go on.
You're doing it beautifully,carry on.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We have the waiver signed and we're setting up a
date and I encourage y'all andyour friends, your wives, your
husbands, to listen in.
Okay, grab your daughter, grabyour son and listen in.
It will be a riot.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, I'm not giving any spoilers, but oh, you have
to come on, okay too no, I'm notgonna do it you gotta hype it
up enough to make people want toI will if I have a date oh,
I'll get that date well, don'tget a date no, but come on now
no, and then I'll do a specialpodcast to hype it up.
(05:17):
No, you just do that, so anindividual president founder and
ceo and I had this company.
I wear the britches when I tellyou to put them on.
For 14 years prior to yourarrival back into our lives, I
still had this.
So an individual has showninterest in coming on our show
(05:49):
and what's ironic about it waswe had a discussion with per se
individual that actually waslike we could do a series, we
could do this, we could do thatand I literally if you could
imagine a person with titaniumjaws with their mouth on the
floor huh, what?
Like?
I went to my husband.
It was like guess who wants tobe on our show how did you go?
(06:11):
and I was like, guess who wantsto be on our show?
And I guess I was the one thatwas totally like flabbergasted
at this.
But then I advised that everyperson who comes on has to sign
a waiver and so sign and seal,delivered, I'm yours.
So, like the point is, is thatit's going to happen?
I mean, I feel like we're notdangling enough of a carrot to
(06:33):
really grab anybody's attentionand make them realize.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Let's say it's one of the characters real life
character In my books, In two ofyour books.
Real life character In my books, In two of your books.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
A main character.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's not the bad man.
Well, it's not idiot.
It's not the abusive ex.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
There's a, but it's like a main character.
It is a main character.
It is a main character.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So if y'all haven't picked up her book off Amazon
who Kicked First?
By Victoria Curie and Nart Nart, who's there, Also by Victoria
Curie Go get them and read them.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So here's this podcast tonight.
They might not come on becausewe're pretty sure that that
person has not read nart narkwho's there yet.
No, and if they did, I don'tthink they would come on.
I think that's a safeassumption.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So so you want to get a little heads up, go pick up
those books, especially nartnark who's there.
But to have a the betterpicture of the history, just
grab both of them.
How do you think that's gonnago?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
it's gonna be hot, it's gonna be not in a good like
, not no not in a good way no,it'll be good for you know
viewers and listeners, but likeit's gonna be jaw-dropping.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Uh, it's gonna have a lot of relativity to some of
the listeners out there.
You know, hell, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's the way mine is, you know sort of thing, um,
yeah, so and because we do this,unfiltered and unscripted it's
gonna be, I think some peoplebuttons are pushed might get to
see the Victoria that they hearabout and haven't really seen
(08:29):
much of on air.
You know, like, I think that'sa good thing to say.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Right, I got to ask you a question.
Sure, if we can't hear eachother, why are we sitting here
like two knuckleheads wearingheadphones?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Because you're supposed to be able to hear me
through these.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I can't hear you at all.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You said you could when we first started this, when
we first started we startedchanging everything up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's unplug some stuff.
It wasn't we started, it wasyou started.
Don't do that, because if it'sdoing perfectly, I don't want it
to botch up the episode.
You were doing all that.
You're always pushing thebuttons.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm very good at pushing buttons.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, so my husband went out today wearing a
Contagious Smile shirt.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's right, which y'all can get.
Yes, but it was so cute becauseSupport stucco squad and a
contagious smile.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
we appreciate that a lot it was myself with stucco
and I have my nub, my amputatedarm whatever it is left like up,
almost as if I'm raising myhand and then I have my stucco
with me.
And it was so cute that myhusband, who's a big guy, he's
(09:53):
like six eight, no, six three.
No, you're not six one, I'm sixone, no, you're like six three.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So anyway, he was walking around, proud as can be.
I wore that shirt because I'mproud of my wife.
I'm not embarrassed of her nub,I'm not embarrassed anything
about my wife Scars, tattoos,nothing.
And so I will proudly wear ourmerchandise out in public Public
(10:25):
Thanks, in public Public Thanks, ron White.
Yeah, and I did that on purpose, because we went out to eat
with a certain someone and Iwanted to show them hey, this is
your daughter, this is whatLook who just slipped up.
Can you bleep that out?
Nope, yes, you can.
(10:46):
I will not.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, shit, pickles, guess who had a faux pas.
Well, now you did it, so youmight as well just go ahead and
keep going with it, becausepeople are like, oh, like, so
you might as well, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have convinced my biological
as I often and always refer tohim my sperm donor.
He is serious.
You did this, you slipped it.
He really wants to come on theshow, and so we are opening the
(11:27):
door Now.
We've been no contact for yearsand years and years and this
isn't the first time we've beenno contact, like I went growing
up like 10 years, which I knowhe'll mention that I went 10
years without speaking to himand then now this time around,
it's been four, almost fiveyears not speaking.
Now this time around it's beenfour, almost five years not
speaking.
And, yeah, so it might be quitean interesting show, to say the
(11:57):
least.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So stay tuned and get ready.
You're going to want to hearthis.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, if y'all enjoyed listening to me defend
our children, when I did theepisode with the pedophile or
when we had that individual,when I was interviewed with that
uh molester in ireland, they,they had me be the special guest
(12:25):
expert for this monster inIreland and he decided to get
mouthy with me.
Well, let me tell you, I'm halfYankee, I am a redhead.
Shit got real quick and then,like he was live, this wasn't a
recorded episode and like allthese people were like who in
(12:45):
the hell is this US woman, youknow, coming in here?
And blah, blah, blah andeverybody's like get him, get
him, get him, get him.
You know.
The mediator was just, you know, sitting there, bless his heart
, and I saw him in thebackground just throw his hands
up like forget it, just go, youknow, and and okay, I'll take it
was that keelan no, and you'rethinking of keelan and keelan's
(13:08):
here in the united states andhe's awesome, and no, that's not
keelan, my apologies, keelan
Speaker 1 (13:12):
yeah, no, this was like three years ago yeah, I
can't remember what I have for I.
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Who am I?
You really want to do this?
I will yell for our kid.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Bring her in here.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Let the girl alone.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, it's like that she's relaxing.
Yeah, y'all watch horror moviesless than your father-daughter
night.
So ridiculous, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
with watching horror movies till 3 am.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I will speak on behalf of our daughter and say,
especially coming from someonewho's a reformed whore talking
about you okay horror, horror.
She's thinking oh, I see, ha,ha ha so, since you let the cat
out of bag about that guest, whydon't you talk about our
academy that's launching?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
our academy is out there, y'all um who's guys?
Go through their website to getjoined.
Hang on, my wife is yawning, soyou go through our website to
get joined in.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, joined on you go to a contagious smile dot m, as
in mary and as in nancy.
So a contagious smile dot m n,dot, co.
And that takes you right to theacademy.
Okay, well, you can also gothrough our website I just said
that that's an extra step, oryou can just go this way and be
right there, and it gives you anoption to explore and tell
(14:44):
about all these collections wehave.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You tell them no, go ahead, you're the guru.
No, you created all these Woman.
Remember when I said I can'tremember what I had for
breakfast?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
OMG, my wife's over there one hand clapping at me.
So, um golly, there's, there's.
I don't know.
There's like 87 courses inthere, over 100, um see.
So go ahead, continue I'm justcorrecting you.
That's what I'm there's over100 courses in the mighty
networks academy that we have.
(15:22):
Um pay particular attention tothe stucco squad.
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
because that's our dog no, no, no no it's our dog
that is my I picked him up oh,the minute I saw him I said
that's mine, he's mine, that ismy boy.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And yours is mine he is registered to me.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He is my service dog.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is, and you're registered to me my last name's
on the marriage certificate.
Go see how that works.
Long enough, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It took you long enough.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I saved the best for last.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
All right, hook you long enough.
I saved the best for last.
Alright, you get one quarterbrownie point for that.
I had a, you've had plenty ofbrownies Shut up and lots of
Girl Scout cookies Shut up.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I told you he was reformed.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh Lord, Slut.
I'm going to regret thispodcast.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're so cute JC, seriously,you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You're so cute, jc.
Seriously, your daughter gavehim a nickname and all I can say
is it's JC.
Yup, I want to know why we paidto have the air conditioning
fixed.
We replaced.
Then we have to have somebodycome out again and it's hot as
(16:39):
molasses in here.
Seriously not okay.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's very uh like hot , not in a good way, and it's
supposed to only be like 110this week, not exciting so,
going back to the awards that mywife has been receiving here
lately concerning ContagiousSmile, they have been featured
just really all over.
(17:09):
She's been featured in the NewYork Times.
Good morning US.
Good morning US.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Insider Weekly.
Insider Weekly gave us bestTransformative Trauma Advocate
for Domestic Violence.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What about Green State Evergreen?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Evergreen gave us one that hasn't even been released
yet.
Let me make sure I title theaward correctly.
We also got Best Specialspecial needs platform for 2025
as well.
And then I was in women weeklywomen empowerment.
(17:51):
I was in women empowerment.
Um what else we've been on newschannels lately.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
We have an upcoming, our daughter has an upcoming uh
news interview yes, with one ofthe locals.
But, uh, if y'all are curiousabout what we do, why we do it
or how we do it, get on ourwebsite and just start reading
everything about us.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Okay, best trauma recovery and advocacy program in
the us that was from whoevergreen awards y'all look up
evergreen awards it's a rigorousprocess for that award and it
has to go through allnominations, like so thank you
for whoever nominated usabsolutely, and we were
nominated for the best specialneeds support network, which is
(18:43):
amazing, and we do what we dobecause we were asked this
question tonight actually I wasgoing to say that.
Paige.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What are the advantages for you?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What you do because you don't make money.
Right, little clip of what's tocome, people.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Did y'all hear that Inside?
What advantages are you gettingout of this, out of doing this
podcasting?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I would tell you advocacy that in the academy as
well.
I can tell you that fromsomeone who lived on a floor in
the bathroom because I wasn'tallowed to have an ice pack,
when I had a shattered face,broken nose, dislocated shoulder
, broken eye, socket, stabwounds, concussions.
(19:33):
I could go through this all dayBroken finger, broken hand,
broken foot, broken toes,dislocated knee, you name it and
feel like you're alone.
It is so ungodly frightening todo that and feel like I'm going
(19:54):
to die here and then sometimesyou honest to God wish you would
so that it would stop and youdon't have to go through it
anymore.
And you have no one in yourcorner.
You have no support.
You have no one that can evenlisten to reach out a hand and
say I know you feel like you'rein the dark, but I'm here and
(20:15):
you're not alone.
And I didn't have that.
I had no one.
Even if you could put earbudsin your ear and cover your hair,
cover your ears with your hairand listen to us when things are
bad, ear in one ear, bud in,and just listen and realize that
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even one or two nuggets fromevery podcast or however you get
to hear from us, let you knowthe authenticity of us, that we
are real and genuine.
I mean, my husband will tellyou I get texts and DMs and
emails and you name it at.
We've had them at one o'clockin the morning, We've had them
at one o'clock in the morning,We've had them at four o'clock
(21:02):
in the morning, 11 o'clock atnight.
And I stop what I'm doing and Iimmediately start working with
these individuals.
And it's because I've been thatone o'clock in the morning,
I've been that four o'clock inthe morning and this could be
the only opportunity thisindividual has that that piece
(21:23):
of crap is asleep and theirchildren are finally sleeping.
And so this is the time you haveto really think and wonder how
do I get out?
What do I do?
How do I save my children?
How do I save myself?
And so many people go into thismindset that I went into this
mindset that I will never getany better, I'll never deserve
(21:45):
any better.
Because you hear it everysingle day.
When you hear, like when I hearmy husband tell me I love you,
I know he means it.
When you hear someone tell youevery single day you're
disgusting and you're ugly andnobody's ever going to want you
and you're, you're gross and andyou know you should be so proud
of me because I downgrade in myopinion and values to be with
someone so hideous as youbelieve it you believe it every
(22:06):
single day and that's not lifeand that's not living and that's
not surviving that.
That is being isolated.
The way I say in the bestdescription I could give, is
being like a chronic asthmaticin a room of chain smokers with
no windows and no doors, becauseyou are gasping just to get the
(22:29):
next breath, because you don'tknow when it's coming right,
like I literally used to getwoken up in the middle of the
night with this piece of crapstraddling over me, beating me
in the face to say, hey, witch,and not with a w, get your fat
ass up and get me something todrink.
(22:49):
I'm thirsty, go get me somewater.
And he had just come in fromhaving intercourse with
whichever child girl or whomeverhe was with at that moment and
I only said no once.
And that's a whole differentstory.
But I want women to know thatthey're not like I was alone,
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that you're not.
I mean, even if you're sittingin a vehicle and you're it, I
have to say it because it's nota man is driving and you put an
earbud in on the right side nextto the passenger seat and your
hair is covering it and you justdarken the phone and you can
listen and hear support and hearsomeone saying I see you, I
(23:32):
hear you, you matter, you'revalued, you're loved, your
children love you, your childrensee you and you're not alone
and that helps you just get overthat one minute.
You know so many people arelike well, if he kills me, I
won't suffer anymore, that'seasy for you because you don't
have to deal with it.
(23:53):
What about your kids?
The children that will onlyhear what that crap head says
about you and he will just turnyour death on you 18 ways wrong.
And those kids are always goingto say my mom left, she didn't
love me, she left me.
What a cowardly way out, rightshe?
(24:14):
abandoned us, she abandoned usand now we're stuck with this
person who's abusing us anddoing God knows what to us.
So, no, I want people to know.
So that is why we do what we do.
You know, when I see peopleputting posts out there that say
you saved my life, like, and alot of it, we get in emails and
DMs because I tell everybodydon't put posts out there unless
(24:36):
you're prepared to be seen,because you can be found by
posting.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Very easy.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And that's the thing.
So I want people to know.
I would love to see all myposts and positive comments, but
I'm more protective of people'sconfidentiality and their
identity than they are about apat on the back, hands down no
questions asked.
So when I get comments like youknow, I was really in a dark
place, like one of my speakingengagements that I did in person
(25:04):
somebody came up to meafterwards and said my book who
Kicked First saved their life,and I was like then it was worth
everything I did.
That's right For you.
You were the reason.
If I never hear another thing,it was worth it, right.
And when you're sitting in ahospital bed in a wheelchair and
your leg is up because you havea blood clot and they've talked
about amputating your leg, Iwould have been like a one half
(25:26):
side person now and you gothrough everything you go
through you just want someone tosay I'm here, you're not by
yourself.
And even if it's for fiveminutes or 20 minutes or if you
listen to one of our episodes 60minutes, whatever the case may
be just to know that you'realways on high alert, just like
a police officer.
You don't know what you'regoing into when you go to a call
(25:48):
.
You might get a call thatthere's an officer in distress,
or you might get a call thatyou're going into a domestic
violence, which is the mostdangerous call for an officer to
respond to.
You're on high alert.
You go in there with youradrenaline pumped, ready to go.
Well, when you're going throughthis, you're always at that
level because you don't knowwhat's next.
(26:08):
You know, I had this situationwhere if he saw blood and he
stormed out and he returned andnot all of blood was cleaned up,
it was round two because itwould be a reminder and it was a
trigger.
So I had to, like, deal withwhatever injury as well as clean
up the aftermath of whateverhad transpired so that this
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didn't happen again, you know.
And then I slowly did thingsLike I got rid of my metal
hairbrush because he whacked theever-loving dog crap out of my
face with it and dislocated myjaw.
So I went and got a softerhairbrush and I used the excuse.
I tried to even get the samecolor.
But I used the excuse thatbecause of my pregnancy, the
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sensitivity in my scalp, becauseI wasn't going to say well,
because you gave me secondaryconcussion syndrome and I can't
heal from one concussion beforethe next.
My head hurts.
To touch the back of my skull,I just use the excuse that the
pregnancy made my scalp moretender because you never want to
feed that hungry, vicious dog.
That's just looking at you likeyou are their biting ground.
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And that's exactly what it is.
They look at you like you aretheir playground to assault and
beat and whatever they want todo, because they own you and
that's how they think.
That's their mentality and it'snot.
And you know what.
I say this constantly.
I hear it constantly.
Well, he had a bad childhood.
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You know what?
If you've never walked in ourshoes as someone who has gone
through any type of abuse,please don't speculate and tell
us, because you know what.
If you're a cancer survivor, myhat is off to you.
But I am not going to pretendfor one second to know what
that's like, because I haven'thad cancer, by the grace of God.
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So I'm not going to say, hey, Iknow what it's like for that
reason.
I know what it's like to gothrough chemo and radiation.
I don't.
So I'm never going to portraymyself as that.
So if you haven't gone throughabuse, please don't, and I'm
saying that with all the heartand love I can.
Please don't try to do that tosomeone else, because it's not,
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and both my husband and I havebeen through trauma, but we
broke the cycle.
We don't do that to each other,we don't do it to our daughter,
we just aren't that way at alland it makes a huge difference.
So when people say, well, it'sbecause he had a bad childhood,
no, I'm sorry, that is a cop-out.
That is an absolute ridiculousexcuse.
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And for the people I actuallyjust created a course.
Everything in me said, okay,I've got to create a course for
the individuals who do not thinkthat what they do is wrong.
They think that they are madeto do these things right.
And so it's in our, it's in ourValor Circle collection.
(29:05):
And you go in there and let'ssay, you go to anger management
and let's just say that we'regoing to say, because men and
women both get abused, but we'regoing to use the example,
excuse me, we're going to usethe example that it's a male and
he goes in there and let's sayhe sits down with a female
counselor, right off the bat,he's on a power trip, he's on a
control, he's not going tolisten to a doggone thing.
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This woman is saying he isgoing to just be like whatever.
Well, this collection allowshim to sit down, shut the door,
he can check his ego, he cankeep it with him and it really
holds them accountable for theiractions.
I mean, you've seen the course.
What are your thoughts about it?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I think it's superb, it's freaking awesome.
A lot of these courses y'all mywife has put in there free or
at very low cost because shewants y'all to have them at an
affordable rate.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
We have scholarships.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And scholarships.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And people can donate and offer scholarships, like if
you want to do something inloving memory of someone, you
could do a scholarship.
And we don't turn anyone awayever.
But we're not trying to getrich from it, that's definitely
for sure.
But it costs a lot of money torun this every month and we're
trying just to hopefully breakeven because we've been funding
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this out of our own pocket fromday one.
But what I'm trying to say is,at the end of the day, a person
who hurts a woman eventually isgoing to hurt their children,
eventually is going to hurttheir pets and then their
children see the cycle and thenthey see as a man, as a boy,
that's how you treat a woman,right, or that's how I treat my
partner and a girl is going tosee that's how I'm supposed to
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be treated right by my partner,because that's how my mom
they'll fall into the trap ofgetting the same type of men
right and they go in for thesame thing.
Here's my my thing.
If you are an individual, whichI guarantee they're not
listening to our show, but if,for some ungodly reason I mean
you know the clock is righttwice a day, if the batteries
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are out of it, then my messageto you is I know you have an ego
, I know you think that you knowyou're everything and everybody
owes you everything.
And for you to come up withsome crap ass excuse like see
what you made me do.
Why did you make me do this toyou?
You are not a man.
(31:31):
Let me say it again, just incase.
You had your head in your assand you weren't listening.
You are not a man, you're acoward.
Your ass and you weren'tlistening.
You are not a man.
You're a coward Because even myex made a statement in court
that he knew because of mymartial art background.
He openly stated that he wouldhave never hit me if I wasn't
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pregnant because he knew itwould have been one and done
Like I would never hit first.
That's one of the very firstthings you learn in any kind of
martial art training.
It's defense de-escalation.
But had he put his hands on meand I wasn't pregnant, we
wouldn't be here today.
We wouldn't be here today.
And so, for the people who waitfor those moments because they
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feel like we are the weaker sex,let me tell you something, you
worthless coward.
I have over a hundred surgeries.
I've had well over a couple ofhundred scars.
Easy to say, easy to say.
I have a couple of hundredscars and they're not like
little millimeter scars.
I'm talking from my wrist, upmy forearm, up my upper arm,
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down my back all one scar.
And I'm here to tell you, up myforearm, up my upper arm, down
my back, all one scar.
And I'm here to tell you thoseare not your success stories,
those are your failures.
Those are your failures Notjust on me but on anybody that
you think that you are just thisbadass billy boy who can go
over there and show your mancard to your women, to your
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children, to your partner.
You know, whatever the case maybe, if you think it's okay to
put your hands on someone in anunwarranted manner, you're a
piece of shit.
And I'm here to say it.
I don't care.
Like you know, I say it all thetime.
People like well, aren't youworried he might come back?
I have 11 cameras on myproperty that record 24-7.
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I have a plethora of dogs.
I have an amazing ability toprotect and defend my family and
I have my husband who is like Idon't even want to.
He's a pretty good shot, I'mjust going to say, but he is
amazing and he's very protectiveof his family and I tell people
(33:41):
that all the time because I'vealways asked aren't you afraid
that he'll come back around?
Well, 11 cameras, multiple,multiple dogs, alarm systems and
it's not because of paranoia,it's because we help survivors
of abuse.
They come here and get thingswe help.
They come here and get things.
We help them.
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They come here and get thingsthat we've gathered for them.
We have people come here andbring donations for them, and so
their security is number one.
You know we've had kids herethat were abused, that we helped
here while we were putting them.
You know in the right placesand where they needed to be
while we were putting them.
You know in the right placesand where they needed to be.
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So, with that being said, it'simperative that the one thing
they don't need to worry aboutis their security while they're
here.
They need to know they're safe,and that's really important
because when you go from beingin a house because it is not a
home and your partner the personthat you expected to be your
partner ends up being your bully, you need to know you're safe
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and that's why we do what we do.
And he's looking at me likeTake a sip.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You need a break from all that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm without even charging my back yet.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So be sure to get on the, the mighty networks and, uh
, like I said, you can access itthrough our main website.
That continues to smile.
Um, my wife has all the linkseverywhere.
So get on there and, uh, jumpon a course, jump in one of
those classes, whether it's freeor or whether you know, you
shell out a couple of bucks forit, but, um, you know, see what
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she's done, see what she'stalking about, and tell me if
you can relate to that.
You know she's wrote amazingstuff.
Now, this woman has not y'allhas not been in the military.
But I tell you what she hit thenail on the head.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You have to say hit.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, she made a hole in one.
And golf, how about that?
Okay, okay, uh, with some ofthese courses concerning us
veterans, and uh, it's, it'ssimply amazing, it's, it's
heartfelt, it's heartwarming tosee that you know a civilian um
did this for us vets.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, in fairness, I was previously a vet wife.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Wife, yes.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
And not only that, but what I did was I took the
trauma that I went through and Ijust changed the geographic of
graphic of it, right, and sothat's kind of it, like you can
be in law enforcement, but youcould also be a cop, you could
(36:27):
be a sheriff, you could be aunited states marshal, you could
be all sorts of other.
You know fbi, you could be allthese different organizations,
but at the end of the day,you're still in law enforcement,
right.
So it's kind of like that's thecar, but what's the destination
.
So I really wanted to make surethat I did it justice.
(36:47):
So, before it was released, myamazing husband has been looking
at him and then jj from rippleretreat has joined with us, um,
and he has an amazing story andhe's been doing amazing things
and he actually has a retreatfor vets that he'll be opening
and he has been doing every oneof the courses and he's and you
(37:10):
know he was a retired major onehell of a story, seriously, and
uh, he has gone through and hastold me that they're spot on,
and and that means a lot,because I told him, as well as
my husband, that if one tinyiota was out of place.
Tell me and I will fix itbefore it launches, because I
don't want to do an injustice.
(37:31):
And there are a lot of reallygreat classes for veterans too,
like recognizing that justbecause you no longer put on the
uniform doesn't mean you're nothonored, it doesn't mean you're
not served right, and there's alot of courses like that too.
It's not just this yes.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
So thank you, dr victoria, whatever, for putting
your heart and soul in thisacademy.
This contagious smile, isn'tthat right y'all.
Hello Mueller.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Mueller.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I haven't got any emails lately.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
You don't check your emails.
Let's call it a spade.
You do not check your email.
You had routine blood work doneand I was like, oh, you should
have gotten results by now.
And you're like, oh, I haven'tchecked in a while.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's only a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It doesn't matter, you do not.
I check.
In the middle of the night Iget up and check.
I'm up at least three times anight and I constantly check to
make sure.
You know, and my husband's,like I was almost asleep.
I'm going to record this andput a video on it because I'm
telling you Guinness needs toget a hold of my husband.
My husband will be laying thereand he'll be like I love, and
(38:46):
it's not just once in a while,it is every single night like
Faith and I will be like youknow.
She'll come in to tell megoodnight and I'll say alright,
ready, and she'll go 5, 4, 3,'sgone and it you're asleep that
fast.
every single solitary night Ihave a medical condition no, you
don't no, I'm old no I'm a guyokay, I'll give you that, I'll
(39:16):
give you that, I'll give youthat one.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yes, so give us something else before we head
off for the night, let's seehere.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Silence is only golden.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I don't know, um no, I've got nothing.
What?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
yeah, I've got nothing I'm gonna say because
it's hot in here it is it's sohot in here it makes me sleepy
nothing but everything makes yousleepy wait, nothing but
everything, yeah you, oh my, youjust had exact faith.
Look like that was just likefaith well, she is my squiggly
explain what that means mysquiggly.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
So whenever I say my daughter's my squiggly, she's my
leftover squiggly from you know.
You know the humpity dumpity,humpity dumpity.
I'm trying to keep this pghumpity dumpity.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
What's humpity dumpity?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
you know the the, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
But hold on, I never cheated.
I've never cheated on anyone,ever.
So I don't want people to sitthere and think that I cheated
on idiot and that was theleftover sperm.
That wasn't he.
No, he just this was the manthat broke my heart and I, yes.
And then why don't you get the?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
double barrel shotguns out.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's not funny.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
That is funny.
You're shooting from the hip,that's not funny.
You're just blasting me thatI'm a whore.
No, blasting me that I'm acheater.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Faith, did You're reformed?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I am reformed, yes, so now I'm with one woman only,
forevermore.
Amen, my soulmate.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I will not have, not, do not want to ever cheat on
her.
Yes, so can we put the gunsaway?
No, be nice.
Anyway.
He broke my heart and Irebounded the only time in my
life.
So he always says that I can'teven call her squiggly.
I don't even think that.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's just not right what, what, what else is a
little sperm?
It's a little squeaky sperm.
What y'all?
She's giving me this look like.
I can't believe this guy, butshe knows me, I eat roadkill so
gross, it's so nasty.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
let's just go through a list of 10 and see Gator.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Everybody should have gator.
No, yes.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Squirrel.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I love squirrel To eat Fried dipped in ketchup.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Are you for real?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I'm for real Chipmunk .
No, why they're cute, those arecute.
Yes, they're cute.
They're noose-less, but they'recute.
Yes, squirrel's good nuisance,but they're cute.
Yes, now you don't need aferret, that's a pet.
How dare you woman?
A um snake yes, I've eatensnake are we talking about your
(42:14):
ex?
No, okay, okay, uh, snail no,who wants to eat snot?
You eat oyster.
Oysters are different.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Why.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Because oysters are oysters, raw or steamed.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
That's so nasty Deer.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yes, deer.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Fawn.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Really.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hey, I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
You don't eat fawn.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
You don't eat a deer either.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
You eat deer?
No, you don't.
You don't eat fawn.
You don't eat a deer either.
You eat deer?
No, you don't.
What do I?
Why don't?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Because I do eat deer .
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Deer did nothing to you, and why would you want to
kill it and eat it?
That's nasty.
It was in front of my bullet.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Frog, I've eaten frogs, haveyou really?
Oh yeah, you go out at latenight gigging frogs there in
Florida.
You see all them gator eyeslooking back at you.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Is it true?
When you put their legs in thefrying pan, they jump.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Y'all, she's a dork.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Dare you, how dare you?
I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
that's that no let me , let me reference roadkill feet
.
No, roadkill is a dinner that Ioften get at road oh, you're
not cleaning this up when texasroadhouse then on the ground, on
the road, you're like I need topull over.
I'm not that disgusting now.
Have I hit a deer and got outand shot it and took it back
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home?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yes, Not since we've been together.
Not since we've been together.
No, our daughter would kickyour ass.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well, let's not tell her.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
She would absolutely oh no, no, no, no, that's so
nasty.
Why can't you just leave italone?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Because you don't want it to suffer then you don't
hit it with a 2 000 poundbullet you don't hit it with a,
don't shoot it well, I happen tobust up his back legs, so it
was gonna die okay, but why gohunting and and shoot and kill
they have?
To go hunting.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
No, I'm asking in generality.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Because that's, tradition.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What do you think is the nastiest thing you've ever
eaten?
And no female names.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You got jokes, woman, you got jokes.
I would say bullet A.
What Bullet?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Say it again blut.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Why are you laughing?
I?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
don't know.
I really must have lost therest of my hearing.
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
blut blut, blut, blut so blut is a Filipino delicacy.
It is a partially incubatedduck egg.
What and you eat the duck.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
You eat a baby.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
How in the Sam shit did you get talked into that it?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
is so nasty, I about threw up you.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, it was nasty how did you get talked into
trying that?
I was around a bunch offilipinos okay, that just
covered the last 17 prior yearsbefore us.
That I mean how many times youtry it.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Just once, once is enough.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
How do you prepare it ?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't know.
I think they boiled it.
What Boiled it?
Bought it Boiled it.
They boiled it.
What is that Boiled?
B-o-i-l-e-d Boiled, I don'tknow what you're saying.
They boiled it yeah, I don'tknow what that is boiled okay
(46:13):
I'll ask alex what that word isyou mean no okay so that is so
nasty we thank y'all forlistening to us ramble redneck
and redhead, please get on thewebsite.
Go to our mighty networks.
Okay, dot mmco.
(46:34):
It sounded like you said mm.
Mm.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Mary mn yeah, it sounds like you said mary mary.
It sounded like mike nancy,right that's not what it sounded
like so a contagious smile dotm as in michael n as in.
Never should you eat that crap.
Dot com or dot co dot co.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
yeah, and check out those academy courses y?
Y'all.
Yes, please pick up those twobooks who Kicked First, and Nart
Nart, who's there to prepareyou for this exclusive.
You already put the cash in.
You already did it ExclusiveProbably one in a lifetime
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(47:20):
going to be a repeat customer.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I don't know.
He said he wanted to do aseries?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
I don't know, but we'll see.
Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
if he did a series.
Oh Lord, what a bondingexperience for you.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
No, who said I have to be here?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
You're the Presidente .
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh, now you want to put me out there.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Okay, I'm just saying you need to fill in the blanks
with your F I L.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Good night y'all.
I can take the smileUnstoppable.
Victoria Michael signing offBye, Thank you.
howdy y'all.
Welcome back to another episodeof a contagious smile podcast
starring your lovely sexy host,victoria cure, a author of 41
soon to be 42 published books.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Howdy victoria or redneck and redhead oh yes, I'm
michael y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi my wife has other brains.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
No, yes, no, yes, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
You don't hear me.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I hear you.
So we've had a chance to, withthe help of our good friend, dj
Blacks, b-l-a-x-x To upgrade ourmicrophone Headphone Sound card
system.
So thank you, dj Blacks.
We look forward to hearing morefrom him and see how we can
(00:54):
network and help him out in hisbusiness.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, so we kind of had a busy week.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, this is weird, talking through a microphone and
not being able to hear you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But now you know how I feel, as deaf.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Huh, what'd you say?
Now you know how I feel beingdeaf, because Well, I have
hearing aids myself, honey.
Honey.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Sugar britches.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Flashbacks of 25 years.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We have gotten three distinguishing awards this
that's right, congratulationscongratulations to you, my
sleeping beauty uh, okay, I tooka three hour nap today for 10
minutes and then you tookanother nap on the way home I
did I was drunk because I was Ijust ate pizza but you didn't
care for too much, no so, yeah,y'all be sure to uh look out and
(01:44):
check out those awards they arevery distinguishing, very.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm just like and we are like just everywhere in the
media right now I mean justeverywhere and our baby girl,
faith, is going and will besitting down to talk about doing
an interview on televisionagain this week too.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's right.
We're very proud of her.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
She's just awesome all the way around.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
She has no fear.
She does not let everythingthat happened to her get her
down and depressed.
She wears her scars like badgesof honor.
She fought tooth and nail.
She stood up in the face of theReaper several, many times.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And kicked his ass.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Right and said not today, buddy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's not exactly how our daughter would say it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm keeping it PG.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Since when?
Seriously since when.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
But she is such a survivor, y'all, if y'all only
knew her story she's amazing sheis she's my little baby and she
, uh, you know, she has recentlyallowed me to adopt her and she
didn't go from day one.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What did I say?
You were the only person Iwould ever allow to take that
role as her father.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And she changed her first name.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes, just for you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's right, just for me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's right.
And then she goes around andsays that you know she's got you
wrapped around her finger,which anyone who knows the two
of you knows is absolutely true.
That's not denying.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I said a word.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You don't have to.
And the pranks the two of youdo absolutely crack any and
everybody up.
I mean seriously it, with allthe crappy shows that are on tv
right now, there should be asitcom, because, like, I don't
understand how the kardashianshave been on for however long
they're on.
I watched it one time at bandcamp when we were in the
hospital, in the middle of thenight I couldn't sleep and I was
(03:43):
like what is the fuss?
And I said, oh, I get it, it'sthe cure.
In the middle of the night Icouldn't sleep and I was like
what is the fuss?
And I said, oh, I get it, it'sthe cure for the insomniac.
Because, like, worst thing ever.
I mean, everybody has theirtaste and that's why there's,
you know, mint, chocolate chipand oreo, and I get it, but I
don't get it.
Like I don't see the hype aboutit, but that's all the time I'm
giving the kardashians, sothat's all well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't watch a lot of sitcoms.
I did see a couple episodes ofthe osmords and uh, ozzy, to me
he's hilarious, you know.
Just they're in there rambling.
Sometimes you don't even knowwhat the heck he's saying so
kind of like you yes a lot likeyou when I'm incoherent.
So we're expecting a specialguest to come on our show.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh my God, Same page.
I was literally just going tosay this.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well have at it, hoss .
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Nope, go on.
You're doing it beautifully,carry on.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We have the waiver signed and we're setting up a
date and I encourage y'all andyour friends, your wives, your
husbands, to listen in.
Okay, grab your daughter, grabyour son and listen in.
It will be a riot.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, I'm not giving any spoilers, but oh, you have
to come on, okay too no, I'm notgonna do it you gotta hype it
up enough to make people want toI will if I have a date oh,
I'll get that date well, don'tget a date no, but come on now
no, and then I'll do a specialpodcast to hype it up.
(05:17):
No, you just do that, so anindividual president founder and
ceo and I had this company.
I wear the britches when I tellyou to put them on.
For 14 years prior to yourarrival back into our lives, I
still had this.
So an individual has showninterest in coming on our show
(05:49):
and what's ironic about it waswe had a discussion with per se
individual that actually waslike we could do a series, we
could do this, we could do thatand I literally if you could
imagine a person with titaniumjaws with their mouth on the
floor huh, what?
Like?
I went to my husband.
It was like guess who wants tobe on our show how did you go?
(06:11):
and I was like, guess who wantsto be on our show?
And I guess I was the one thatwas totally like flabbergasted
at this.
But then I advised that everyperson who comes on has to sign
a waiver and so sign and seal,delivered, I'm yours.
So, like the point is, is thatit's going to happen?
I mean, I feel like we're notdangling enough of a carrot to
(06:33):
really grab anybody's attentionand make them realize.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Let's say it's one of the characters real life
character In my books, In two ofyour books.
Real life character In my books, In two of your books.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
A main character.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's not the bad man.
Well, it's not idiot.
It's not the abusive ex.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
There's a, but it's like a main character.
It is a main character.
It is a main character.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So if y'all haven't picked up her book off Amazon
who Kicked First?
By Victoria Curie and Nart Nart, who's there, Also by Victoria
Curie Go get them and read them.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So here's this podcast tonight.
They might not come on becausewe're pretty sure that that
person has not read nart narkwho's there yet.
No, and if they did, I don'tthink they would come on.
I think that's a safeassumption.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So so you want to get a little heads up, go pick up
those books, especially nartnark who's there.
But to have a the betterpicture of the history, just
grab both of them.
How do you think that's gonnago?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
it's gonna be hot, it's gonna be not in a good like
, not no not in a good way no,it'll be good for you know
viewers and listeners, but likeit's gonna be jaw-dropping.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Uh, it's gonna have a lot of relativity to some of
the listeners out there.
You know, hell, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's the way mine is, you know sort of thing, um,
yeah, so and because we do this,unfiltered and unscripted it's
gonna be, I think some peoplebuttons are pushed might get to
see the Victoria that they hearabout and haven't really seen
(08:29):
much of on air.
You know, like, I think that'sa good thing to say.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Right, I got to ask you a question.
Sure, if we can't hear eachother, why are we sitting here
like two knuckleheads wearingheadphones?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Because you're supposed to be able to hear me
through these.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I can't hear you at all.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You said you could when we first started this, when
we first started we startedchanging everything up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's unplug some stuff.
It wasn't we started, it wasyou started.
Don't do that, because if it'sdoing perfectly, I don't want it
to botch up the episode.
You were doing all that.
You're always pushing thebuttons.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm very good at pushing buttons.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, so my husband went out today wearing a
Contagious Smile shirt.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's right, which y'all can get.
Yes, but it was so cute becauseSupport stucco squad and a
contagious smile.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
we appreciate that a lot it was myself with stucco
and I have my nub, my amputatedarm whatever it is left like up,
almost as if I'm raising myhand and then I have my stucco
with me.
And it was so cute that myhusband, who's a big guy, he's
(09:53):
like six eight, no, six three.
No, you're not six one, I'm sixone, no, you're like six three.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So anyway, he was walking around, proud as can be.
I wore that shirt because I'mproud of my wife.
I'm not embarrassed of her nub,I'm not embarrassed anything
about my wife Scars, tattoos,nothing.
And so I will proudly wear ourmerchandise out in public Public
(10:25):
Thanks, in public Public Thanks, ron White.
Yeah, and I did that on purpose, because we went out to eat
with a certain someone and Iwanted to show them hey, this is
your daughter, this is whatLook who just slipped up.
Can you bleep that out?
Nope, yes, you can.
(10:46):
I will not.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well, shit, pickles, guess who had a faux pas.
Well, now you did it, so youmight as well just go ahead and
keep going with it, becausepeople are like, oh, like, so
you might as well, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have convinced my biological
as I often and always refer tohim my sperm donor.
He is serious.
You did this, you slipped it.
He really wants to come on theshow, and so we are opening the
(11:27):
door Now.
We've been no contact for yearsand years and years and this
isn't the first time we've beenno contact, like I went growing
up like 10 years, which I knowhe'll mention that I went 10
years without speaking to himand then now this time around,
it's been four, almost fiveyears not speaking.
Now this time around it's beenfour, almost five years not
speaking.
And, yeah, so it might be quitean interesting show, to say the
(11:57):
least.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So stay tuned and get ready.
You're going to want to hearthis.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah, if y'all enjoyed listening to me defend
our children, when I did theepisode with the pedophile or
when we had that individual,when I was interviewed with that
uh molester in ireland, they,they had me be the special guest
(12:25):
expert for this monster inIreland and he decided to get
mouthy with me.
Well, let me tell you, I'm halfYankee, I am a redhead.
Shit got real quick and then,like he was live, this wasn't a
recorded episode and like allthese people were like who in
(12:45):
the hell is this US woman, youknow, coming in here?
And blah, blah, blah andeverybody's like get him, get
him, get him, get him.
You know.
The mediator was just, you know, sitting there, bless his heart
, and I saw him in thebackground just throw his hands
up like forget it, just go, youknow, and and okay, I'll take it
was that keelan no, and you'rethinking of keelan and keelan's
(13:08):
here in the united states andhe's awesome, and no, that's not
keelan, my apologies, keelan
Speaker 1 (13:12):
yeah, no, this was like three years ago yeah, I
can't remember what I have for I.
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Who am I?
You really want to do this?
I will yell for our kid.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Bring her in here.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Let the girl alone.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, it's like that she's relaxing.
Yeah, y'all watch horror moviesless than your father-daughter
night.
So ridiculous, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
with watching horror movies till 3 am.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I will speak on behalf of our daughter and say,
especially coming from someonewho's a reformed whore talking
about you okay horror, horror.
She's thinking oh, I see, ha,ha ha so, since you let the cat
out of bag about that guest, whydon't you talk about our
academy that's launching?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
our academy is out there, y'all um who's guys?
Go through their website to getjoined.
Hang on, my wife is yawning, soyou go through our website to
get joined in.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, joined on you go to a contagious smile dot m, as
in mary and as in nancy.
So a contagious smile dot m n,dot, co.
And that takes you right to theacademy.
Okay, well, you can also gothrough our website I just said
that that's an extra step, oryou can just go this way and be
right there, and it gives you anoption to explore and tell
(14:44):
about all these collections wehave.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You tell them no, go ahead, you're the guru.
No, you created all these Woman.
Remember when I said I can'tremember what I had for
breakfast?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
OMG, my wife's over there one hand clapping at me.
So, um golly, there's, there's.
I don't know.
There's like 87 courses inthere, over 100, um see.
So go ahead, continue I'm justcorrecting you.
That's what I'm there's over100 courses in the mighty
networks academy that we have.
(15:22):
Um pay particular attention tothe stucco squad.
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
because that's our dog no, no, no no it's our dog
that is my I picked him up oh,the minute I saw him I said
that's mine, he's mine, that ismy boy.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And yours is mine he is registered to me.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
He is my service dog.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is, and you're registered to me my last name's
on the marriage certificate.
Go see how that works.
Long enough, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It took you long enough.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I saved the best for last.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
All right, hook you long enough.
I saved the best for last.
Alright, you get one quarterbrownie point for that.
I had a, you've had plenty ofbrownies Shut up and lots of
Girl Scout cookies Shut up.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I told you he was reformed.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh Lord, Slut.
I'm going to regret thispodcast.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're so cute JC, seriously,you're not.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You're so cute, jc.
Seriously, your daughter gavehim a nickname and all I can say
is it's JC.
Yup, I want to know why we paidto have the air conditioning
fixed.
We replaced.
Then we have to have somebodycome out again and it's hot as
(16:39):
molasses in here.
Seriously not okay.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's very uh like hot , not in a good way, and it's
supposed to only be like 110this week, not exciting so,
going back to the awards that mywife has been receiving here
lately concerning ContagiousSmile, they have been featured
just really all over.
(17:09):
She's been featured in the NewYork Times.
Good morning US.
Good morning US.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Insider Weekly.
Insider Weekly gave us bestTransformative Trauma Advocate
for Domestic Violence.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What about Green State Evergreen?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Evergreen gave us one that hasn't even been released
yet.
Let me make sure I title theaward correctly.
We also got Best Specialspecial needs platform for 2025
as well.
And then I was in women weeklywomen empowerment.
(17:51):
I was in women empowerment.
Um what else we've been on newschannels lately.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
We have an upcoming, our daughter has an upcoming uh
news interview yes, with one ofthe locals.
But, uh, if y'all are curiousabout what we do, why we do it
or how we do it, get on ourwebsite and just start reading
everything about us.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Okay, best trauma recovery and advocacy program in
the us that was from whoevergreen awards y'all look up
evergreen awards it's a rigorousprocess for that award and it
has to go through allnominations, like so thank you
for whoever nominated usabsolutely, and we were
nominated for the best specialneeds support network, which is
(18:43):
amazing, and we do what we dobecause we were asked this
question tonight actually I wasgoing to say that.
Paige.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
What are the advantages for you?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What you do because you don't make money.
Right, little clip of what's tocome, people.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Did y'all hear that Inside?
What advantages are you gettingout of this, out of doing this
podcasting?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I would tell you advocacy that in the academy as
well.
I can tell you that fromsomeone who lived on a floor in
the bathroom because I wasn'tallowed to have an ice pack,
when I had a shattered face,broken nose, dislocated shoulder
, broken eye, socket, stabwounds, concussions.
(19:33):
I could go through this all dayBroken finger, broken hand,
broken foot, broken toes,dislocated knee, you name it and
feel like you're alone.
It is so ungodly frightening todo that and feel like I'm going
(19:54):
to die here and then sometimesyou honest to God wish you would
so that it would stop and youdon't have to go through it
anymore.
And you have no one in yourcorner.
You have no support.
You have no one that can evenlisten to reach out a hand and
say I know you feel like you'rein the dark, but I'm here and
(20:15):
you're not alone.
And I didn't have that.
I had no one.
Even if you could put earbudsin your ear and cover your hair,
cover your ears with your hairand listen to us when things are
bad, ear in one ear, bud in,and just listen and realize that
(20:41):
even one or two nuggets fromevery podcast or however you get
to hear from us, let you knowthe authenticity of us, that we
are real and genuine.
I mean, my husband will tellyou I get texts and DMs and
emails and you name it at.
We've had them at one o'clockin the morning, We've had them
at one o'clock in the morning,We've had them at four o'clock
(21:02):
in the morning, 11 o'clock atnight.
And I stop what I'm doing and Iimmediately start working with
these individuals.
And it's because I've been thatone o'clock in the morning,
I've been that four o'clock inthe morning and this could be
the only opportunity thisindividual has that that piece
(21:23):
of crap is asleep and theirchildren are finally sleeping.
And so this is the time you haveto really think and wonder how
do I get out?
What do I do?
How do I save my children?
How do I save myself?
And so many people go into thismindset that I went into this
mindset that I will never getany better, I'll never deserve
(21:45):
any better.
Because you hear it everysingle day.
When you hear, like when I hearmy husband tell me I love you,
I know he means it.
When you hear someone tell youevery single day you're
disgusting and you're ugly andnobody's ever going to want you
and you're, you're gross and andyou know you should be so proud
of me because I downgrade in myopinion and values to be with
someone so hideous as youbelieve it you believe it every
(22:06):
single day and that's not lifeand that's not living and that's
not surviving that.
That is being isolated.
The way I say in the bestdescription I could give, is
being like a chronic asthmaticin a room of chain smokers with
no windows and no doors, becauseyou are gasping just to get the
(22:29):
next breath, because you don'tknow when it's coming right,
like I literally used to getwoken up in the middle of the
night with this piece of crapstraddling over me, beating me
in the face to say, hey, witch,and not with a w, get your fat
ass up and get me something todrink.
(22:49):
I'm thirsty, go get me somewater.
And he had just come in fromhaving intercourse with
whichever child girl or whomeverhe was with at that moment and
I only said no once.
And that's a whole differentstory.
But I want women to know thatthey're not like I was alone,
(23:10):
that you're not.
I mean, even if you're sittingin a vehicle and you're it, I
have to say it because it's nota man is driving and you put an
earbud in on the right side nextto the passenger seat and your
hair is covering it and you justdarken the phone and you can
listen and hear support and hearsomeone saying I see you, I
(23:32):
hear you, you matter, you'revalued, you're loved, your
children love you, your childrensee you and you're not alone
and that helps you just get overthat one minute.
You know so many people arelike well, if he kills me, I
won't suffer anymore, that'seasy for you because you don't
have to deal with it.
(23:53):
What about your kids?
The children that will onlyhear what that crap head says
about you and he will just turnyour death on you 18 ways wrong.
And those kids are always goingto say my mom left, she didn't
love me, she left me.
What a cowardly way out, rightshe?
(24:14):
abandoned us, she abandoned usand now we're stuck with this
person who's abusing us anddoing God knows what to us.
So, no, I want people to know.
So that is why we do what we do.
You know, when I see peopleputting posts out there that say
you saved my life, like, and alot of it, we get in emails and
DMs because I tell everybodydon't put posts out there unless
(24:36):
you're prepared to be seen,because you can be found by
posting.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Very easy.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And that's the thing.
So I want people to know.
I would love to see all myposts and positive comments, but
I'm more protective of people'sconfidentiality and their
identity than they are about apat on the back, hands down no
questions asked.
So when I get comments like youknow, I was really in a dark
place, like one of my speakingengagements that I did in person
(25:04):
somebody came up to meafterwards and said my book who
Kicked First saved their life,and I was like then it was worth
everything I did.
That's right For you.
You were the reason.
If I never hear another thing,it was worth it, right.
And when you're sitting in ahospital bed in a wheelchair and
your leg is up because you havea blood clot and they've talked
about amputating your leg, Iwould have been like a one half
(25:26):
side person now and you gothrough everything you go
through you just want someone tosay I'm here, you're not by
yourself.
And even if it's for fiveminutes or 20 minutes or if you
listen to one of our episodes 60minutes, whatever the case may
be just to know that you'realways on high alert, just like
a police officer.
You don't know what you'regoing into when you go to a call
(25:48):
.
You might get a call thatthere's an officer in distress,
or you might get a call thatyou're going into a domestic
violence, which is the mostdangerous call for an officer to
respond to.
You're on high alert.
You go in there with youradrenaline pumped, ready to go.
Well, when you're going throughthis, you're always at that
level because you don't knowwhat's next.
(26:08):
You know, I had this situationwhere if he saw blood and he
stormed out and he returned andnot all of blood was cleaned up,
it was round two because itwould be a reminder and it was a
trigger.
So I had to, like, deal withwhatever injury as well as clean
up the aftermath of whateverhad transpired so that this
(26:32):
didn't happen again, you know.
And then I slowly did thingsLike I got rid of my metal
hairbrush because he whacked theever-loving dog crap out of my
face with it and dislocated myjaw.
So I went and got a softerhairbrush and I used the excuse.
I tried to even get the samecolor.
But I used the excuse thatbecause of my pregnancy, the
(26:53):
sensitivity in my scalp, becauseI wasn't going to say well,
because you gave me secondaryconcussion syndrome and I can't
heal from one concussion beforethe next.
My head hurts.
To touch the back of my skull,I just use the excuse that the
pregnancy made my scalp moretender because you never want to
feed that hungry, vicious dog.
That's just looking at you likeyou are their biting ground.
(27:16):
And that's exactly what it is.
They look at you like you aretheir playground to assault and
beat and whatever they want todo, because they own you and
that's how they think.
That's their mentality and it'snot.
And you know what.
I say this constantly.
I hear it constantly.
Well, he had a bad childhood.
(27:37):
You know what?
If you've never walked in ourshoes as someone who has gone
through any type of abuse,please don't speculate and tell
us, because you know what.
If you're a cancer survivor, myhat is off to you.
But I am not going to pretendfor one second to know what
that's like, because I haven'thad cancer, by the grace of God.
(27:58):
So I'm not going to say, hey, Iknow what it's like for that
reason.
I know what it's like to gothrough chemo and radiation.
I don't.
So I'm never going to portraymyself as that.
So if you haven't gone throughabuse, please don't, and I'm
saying that with all the heartand love I can.
Please don't try to do that tosomeone else, because it's not,
(28:18):
and both my husband and I havebeen through trauma, but we
broke the cycle.
We don't do that to each other,we don't do it to our daughter,
we just aren't that way at alland it makes a huge difference.
So when people say, well, it'sbecause he had a bad childhood,
no, I'm sorry, that is a cop-out.
That is an absolute ridiculousexcuse.
(28:42):
And for the people I actuallyjust created a course.
Everything in me said, okay,I've got to create a course for
the individuals who do not thinkthat what they do is wrong.
They think that they are madeto do these things right.
And so it's in our, it's in ourValor Circle collection.
(29:05):
And you go in there and let'ssay, you go to anger management
and let's just say that we'regoing to say, because men and
women both get abused, but we'regoing to use the example,
excuse me, we're going to usethe example that it's a male and
he goes in there and let's sayhe sits down with a female
counselor, right off the bat,he's on a power trip, he's on a
control, he's not going tolisten to a doggone thing.
(29:26):
This woman is saying he isgoing to just be like whatever.
Well, this collection allowshim to sit down, shut the door,
he can check his ego, he cankeep it with him and it really
holds them accountable for theiractions.
I mean, you've seen the course.
What are your thoughts about it?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I think it's superb, it's freaking awesome.
A lot of these courses y'all mywife has put in there free or
at very low cost because shewants y'all to have them at an
affordable rate.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
We have scholarships.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And scholarships.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And people can donate and offer scholarships, like if
you want to do something inloving memory of someone, you
could do a scholarship.
And we don't turn anyone awayever.
But we're not trying to getrich from it, that's definitely
for sure.
But it costs a lot of money torun this every month and we're
trying just to hopefully breakeven because we've been funding
(30:26):
this out of our own pocket fromday one.
But what I'm trying to say is,at the end of the day, a person
who hurts a woman eventually isgoing to hurt their children,
eventually is going to hurttheir pets and then their
children see the cycle and thenthey see as a man, as a boy,
that's how you treat a woman,right, or that's how I treat my
partner and a girl is going tosee that's how I'm supposed to
(30:48):
be treated right by my partner,because that's how my mom
they'll fall into the trap ofgetting the same type of men
right and they go in for thesame thing.
Here's my my thing.
If you are an individual, whichI guarantee they're not
listening to our show, but if,for some ungodly reason I mean
you know the clock is righttwice a day, if the batteries
(31:10):
are out of it, then my messageto you is I know you have an ego
, I know you think that you knowyou're everything and everybody
owes you everything.
And for you to come up withsome crap ass excuse like see
what you made me do.
Why did you make me do this toyou?
You are not a man.
(31:31):
Let me say it again, just incase.
You had your head in your assand you weren't listening.
You are not a man, you're acoward.
Your ass and you weren'tlistening.
You are not a man.
You're a coward Because even myex made a statement in court
that he knew because of mymartial art background.
He openly stated that he wouldhave never hit me if I wasn't
(31:51):
pregnant because he knew itwould have been one and done
Like I would never hit first.
That's one of the very firstthings you learn in any kind of
martial art training.
It's defense de-escalation.
But had he put his hands on meand I wasn't pregnant, we
wouldn't be here today.
We wouldn't be here today.
And so, for the people who waitfor those moments because they
(32:15):
feel like we are the weaker sex,let me tell you something, you
worthless coward.
I have over a hundred surgeries.
I've had well over a couple ofhundred scars.
Easy to say, easy to say.
I have a couple of hundredscars and they're not like
little millimeter scars.
I'm talking from my wrist, upmy forearm, up my upper arm,
(32:38):
down my back all one scar.
And I'm here to tell you, up myforearm, up my upper arm, down
my back, all one scar.
And I'm here to tell you thoseare not your success stories,
those are your failures.
Those are your failures Notjust on me but on anybody that
you think that you are just thisbadass billy boy who can go
over there and show your mancard to your women, to your
(32:59):
children, to your partner.
You know, whatever the case maybe, if you think it's okay to
put your hands on someone in anunwarranted manner, you're a
piece of shit.
And I'm here to say it.
I don't care.
Like you know, I say it all thetime.
People like well, aren't youworried he might come back?
I have 11 cameras on myproperty that record 24-7.
(33:20):
I have a plethora of dogs.
I have an amazing ability toprotect and defend my family and
I have my husband who is like Idon't even want to.
He's a pretty good shot, I'mjust going to say, but he is
amazing and he's very protectiveof his family and I tell people
(33:41):
that all the time because I'vealways asked aren't you afraid
that he'll come back around?
Well, 11 cameras, multiple,multiple dogs, alarm systems and
it's not because of paranoia,it's because we help survivors
of abuse.
They come here and get thingswe help.
They come here and get things.
We help them.
(34:02):
They come here and get thingsthat we've gathered for them.
We have people come here andbring donations for them, and so
their security is number one.
You know we've had kids herethat were abused, that we helped
here while we were putting them.
You know in the right placesand where they needed to be
while we were putting them.
You know in the right placesand where they needed to be.
(34:23):
So, with that being said, it'simperative that the one thing
they don't need to worry aboutis their security while they're
here.
They need to know they're safe,and that's really important
because when you go from beingin a house because it is not a
home and your partner the personthat you expected to be your
partner ends up being your bully, you need to know you're safe
(34:46):
and that's why we do what we do.
And he's looking at me likeTake a sip.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You need a break from all that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm without even charging my back yet.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
So be sure to get on the, the mighty networks and, uh
, like I said, you can access itthrough our main website.
That continues to smile.
Um, my wife has all the linkseverywhere.
So get on there and, uh, jumpon a course, jump in one of
those classes, whether it's freeor or whether you know, you
shell out a couple of bucks forit, but, um, you know, see what
(35:20):
she's done, see what she'stalking about, and tell me if
you can relate to that.
You know she's wrote amazingstuff.
Now, this woman has not y'allhas not been in the military.
But I tell you what she hit thenail on the head.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
You have to say hit.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Okay, she made a hole in one.
And golf, how about that?
Okay, okay, uh, with some ofthese courses concerning us
veterans, and uh, it's, it'ssimply amazing, it's, it's
heartfelt, it's heartwarming tosee that you know a civilian um
did this for us vets.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Well, in fairness, I was previously a vet wife.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Wife, yes.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
And not only that, but what I did was I took the
trauma that I went through and Ijust changed the geographic of
graphic of it, right, and sothat's kind of it, like you can
be in law enforcement, but youcould also be a cop, you could
(36:27):
be a sheriff, you could be aunited states marshal, you could
be all sorts of other.
You know fbi, you could be allthese different organizations,
but at the end of the day,you're still in law enforcement,
right.
So it's kind of like that's thecar, but what's the destination
.
So I really wanted to make surethat I did it justice.
(36:47):
So, before it was released, myamazing husband has been looking
at him and then jj from rippleretreat has joined with us, um,
and he has an amazing story andhe's been doing amazing things
and he actually has a retreatfor vets that he'll be opening
and he has been doing every oneof the courses and he's and you
(37:10):
know he was a retired major onehell of a story, seriously, and
uh, he has gone through and hastold me that they're spot on,
and and that means a lot,because I told him, as well as
my husband, that if one tinyiota was out of place.
Tell me and I will fix itbefore it launches, because I
don't want to do an injustice.
(37:31):
And there are a lot of reallygreat classes for veterans too,
like recognizing that justbecause you no longer put on the
uniform doesn't mean you're nothonored, it doesn't mean you're
not served right, and there's alot of courses like that too.
It's not just this yes.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
So thank you, dr victoria, whatever, for putting
your heart and soul in thisacademy.
This contagious smile, isn'tthat right y'all.
Hello Mueller.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Mueller.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I haven't got any emails lately.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
You don't check your emails.
Let's call it a spade.
You do not check your email.
You had routine blood work doneand I was like, oh, you should
have gotten results by now.
And you're like, oh, I haven'tchecked in a while.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's only a week and a half.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It doesn't matter, you do not.
I check.
In the middle of the night Iget up and check.
I'm up at least three times anight and I constantly check to
make sure.
You know, and my husband's,like I was almost asleep.
I'm going to record this andput a video on it because I'm
telling you Guinness needs toget a hold of my husband.
My husband will be laying thereand he'll be like I love, and
(38:46):
it's not just once in a while,it is every single night like
Faith and I will be like youknow.
She'll come in to tell megoodnight and I'll say alright,
ready, and she'll go 5, 4, 3,'sgone and it you're asleep that
fast.
every single solitary night Ihave a medical condition no, you
don't no, I'm old no I'm a guyokay, I'll give you that, I'll
(39:16):
give you that, I'll give youthat one.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yes, so give us something else before we head
off for the night, let's seehere.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Silence is only golden.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I don't know, um no, I've got nothing.
What?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
yeah, I've got nothing I'm gonna say because
it's hot in here it is it's sohot in here it makes me sleepy
nothing but everything makes yousleepy wait, nothing but
everything, yeah you, oh my, youjust had exact faith.
Look like that was just likefaith well, she is my squiggly
explain what that means mysquiggly.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
So whenever I say my daughter's my squiggly, she's my
leftover squiggly from you know.
You know the humpity dumpity,humpity dumpity.
I'm trying to keep this pghumpity dumpity.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
What's humpity dumpity?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
you know the the, you know.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
But hold on, I never cheated.
I've never cheated on anyone,ever.
So I don't want people to sitthere and think that I cheated
on idiot and that was theleftover sperm.
That wasn't he.
No, he just this was the manthat broke my heart and I, yes.
And then why don't you get the?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
double barrel shotguns out.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
That's not funny.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
That is funny.
You're shooting from the hip,that's not funny.
You're just blasting me thatI'm a whore.
No, blasting me that I'm acheater.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Faith, did You're reformed?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I am reformed, yes, so now I'm with one woman only,
forevermore.
Amen, my soulmate.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I will not have, not, do not want to ever cheat on
her.
Yes, so can we put the gunsaway?
No, be nice.
Anyway.
He broke my heart and Irebounded the only time in my
life.
So he always says that I can'teven call her squiggly.
I don't even think that.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's just not right what, what, what else is a
little sperm?
It's a little squeaky sperm.
What y'all?
She's giving me this look like.
I can't believe this guy, butshe knows me, I eat roadkill so
gross, it's so nasty.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
let's just go through a list of 10 and see Gator.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Everybody should have gator.
No, yes.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Squirrel.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I love squirrel To eat Fried dipped in ketchup.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Are you for real?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I'm for real Chipmunk .
No, why they're cute, those arecute.
Yes, they're cute.
They're noose-less, but they'recute.
Yes, squirrel's good nuisance,but they're cute.
Yes, now you don't need aferret, that's a pet.
How dare you woman?
A um snake yes, I've eatensnake are we talking about your
(42:14):
ex?
No, okay, okay, uh, snail no,who wants to eat snot?
You eat oyster.
Oysters are different.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Why.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Because oysters are oysters, raw or steamed.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
That's so nasty Deer.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yes, deer.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Fawn.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Really.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hey, I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
You don't eat fawn.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
You don't eat a deer either.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
You eat deer?
No, you don't.
You don't eat fawn.
You don't eat a deer either.
You eat deer?
No, you don't.
What do I?
Why don't?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Because I do eat deer .
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Deer did nothing to you, and why would you want to
kill it and eat it?
That's nasty.
It was in front of my bullet.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Frog, I've eaten frogs, haveyou really?
Oh yeah, you go out at latenight gigging frogs there in
Florida.
You see all them gator eyeslooking back at you.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Is it true?
When you put their legs in thefrying pan, they jump.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Y'all, she's a dork.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Dare you, how dare you?
I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
that's that no let me , let me reference roadkill feet
.
No, roadkill is a dinner that Ioften get at road oh, you're
not cleaning this up when texasroadhouse then on the ground, on
the road, you're like I need topull over.
I'm not that disgusting now.
Have I hit a deer and got outand shot it and took it back
(43:45):
home?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yes, Not since we've been together.
Not since we've been together.
No, our daughter would kickyour ass.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well, let's not tell her.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
She would absolutely oh no, no, no, no, that's so
nasty.
Why can't you just leave italone?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Because you don't want it to suffer then you don't
hit it with a 2 000 poundbullet you don't hit it with a,
don't shoot it well, I happen tobust up his back legs, so it
was gonna die okay, but why gohunting and and shoot and kill
they have?
To go hunting.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
No, I'm asking in generality.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Because that's, tradition.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What do you think is the nastiest thing you've ever
eaten?
And no female names.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You got jokes, woman, you got jokes.
I would say bullet A.
What Bullet?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Say it again blut.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Why are you laughing?
I?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
don't know.
I really must have lost therest of my hearing.
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
blut blut, blut, blut so blut is a Filipino delicacy.
It is a partially incubatedduck egg.
What and you eat the duck.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
You eat a baby.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
How in the Sam shit did you get talked into that it?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
is so nasty, I about threw up you.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, it was nasty how did you get talked into
trying that?
I was around a bunch offilipinos okay, that just
covered the last 17 prior yearsbefore us.
That I mean how many times youtry it.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Just once, once is enough.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
How do you prepare it ?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't know.
I think they boiled it.
What Boiled it?
Bought it Boiled it.
They boiled it.
What is that Boiled?
B-o-i-l-e-d Boiled, I don'tknow what you're saying.
They boiled it yeah, I don'tknow what that is boiled okay
(46:13):
I'll ask alex what that word isyou mean no okay so that is so
nasty we thank y'all forlistening to us ramble redneck
and redhead, please get on thewebsite.
Go to our mighty networks.
Okay, dot mmco.
(46:34):
It sounded like you said mm.
Mm.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Mary mn yeah, it sounds like you said mary mary.
It sounded like mike nancy,right that's not what it sounded
like so a contagious smile dotm as in michael n as in.
Never should you eat that crap.
Dot com or dot co dot co.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
yeah, and check out those academy courses y?
Y'all.
Yes, please pick up those twobooks who Kicked First, and Nart
Nart, who's there to prepareyou for this exclusive.
You already put the cash in.
You already did it ExclusiveProbably one in a lifetime
opportunities, Because after thefirst show I don't think he's
(47:20):
going to be a repeat customer.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
I don't know.
He said he wanted to do aseries?
Speaker 1 (47:23):
I don't know, but we'll see.
Can you imagine?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
if he did a series.
Oh Lord, what a bondingexperience for you.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
No, who said I have to be here?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
You're the Presidente .
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh, now you want to put me out there.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Okay, I'm just saying you need to fill in the blanks
with your F I L.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Good night y'all.
I can take the smileUnstoppable.
Victoria Michael signing offBye, Thank you.
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