EPISODE 10: “Soft Launches Gone Wrong: PR Stunts, Secret Relationships & Hard Lessons”

What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.

In This Episode We Unpack:

• The most unhinged soft launches we’ve ever done (tattoos, plates, mystery shadows 👀)

• Getting soft launched without consent…🤣 and what we actually did about it

• The eternal debate: is it worse to stay hidden or get launched too early? 🙈

• When posting your relationship becomes PR: and how to tell the difference 

• Celebrity soft launches we love, hate, and can’t stop screenshotting 🤥

• The fine line between being “private” and just straight-up secretive

•Game of the Week: Soft or Sus? 😇

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever hard-launched the wrong man, or kept a situationship SO secret you almost forgot you were in it 😚

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Timestamps: 

0:57 – Most embarrassing soft launch we’ve ever done 

6:11 – Being soft launched without consent

9:09 – What’s worse: never being posted or being posted too early?

11:28 – Would you date someone who refuses to post you?

11:44 – When does posting become PR instead of love?

13:32 – Celebs who nailed the launch game (and who flopped)

16:04 – Hidden vs soft launched: what’s the difference?

17:26 – Is soft launching manipulative or just modern privacy? 

19:53 – Game: Soft or Sus?