In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that got us here. Plus, we name-drop a few celebrities along the way 👀
✨ In This Episode We Unpack:
• The pettiest dating “crimes” we’ve committed
• Accidentally breaking the “hoe code” (double-booking, forgetting names, revenge blocking)
• Our wildest confessions before closing out the season
• Which misdemeanors should actually be legal
• Hoe Court: putting our stories (and yours) on trial with playful sentencing
💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever forgotten somebody’s name… at the worst time possible 😵💫
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Timestamps:
2:07 – Pettiest dating crime you’ll admit here
2:57 – Have you ever “accidentally” committed a hoe crime?
5:15 – Wildest confession to end Season 1
10:50 – Which misdemeanors should be legal?
13:24 – Which Season 1 stories deserve jail time vs. a fine
15:51 – Funniest lie you told to get out of trouble
21:49 – Wildest DM slide you’ve done that actually worked
25:15 – Ever faked a whole vibe/persona to pull someone?
27:09 – Your hoe felony that still makes you laugh or cringe
29:06 – Hoe Court Game (Guilty, Innocent, or Hung Jury)
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