EPISODE 4: “I Didn’t Get Closure, So I Made It Up: Messy Situationships & Delusional Breakup Stories”

This one’s for the girls who never got closure in relationships,  so they got creative instead 🤷‍♀️ When the breakup didn’t come with an explanation, we wrote our own. Whether you sent a fake “I’m healed now” text or had twelve fake final convos, this episode is for you.

In this chaotic, unfiltered storytime podcast, we unpack:

    •    The most delusional things we’ve told ourselves about a breakup/situationship

    •    Fake “I’m at peace” texts we sent to feel in control

    •    What we wish we said but never did

    •    Why “closure” is often just a last-ditch effort to be chosen again

    •    Messy stories from the TEA APP (yes, it’s bad)

    •    Dramatic monologues to our exes (if they magically woke up emotionally evolved one day)

This one’s certainly for you if you ever blocked him but still check your notes app drafts like they’re court evidence 😩

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Timestamps:

3:05 – The most delusional thing you convinced yourself during a breakup/about a situationship 

10:35 – Have you ever sent a fake “I’m at peace” text?

13:36 – Is there anything you wish you said but never did?

15:04 – The final convos before it was really over

17:15 – TEA APP STORYTIME (you already know it’s messy)

21:00 – Is closure even real or just something we make up?

23:50 – “The Closure I Wrote Myself” game – dramatic monologue edition