April 16, 2023 • 55 mins
Welcome, welcome you. This pod is about nothing. Three gentlemen and yaz talk about life, sports, fit checks and everything in between. This particular episode is an intro to what we will be talking about. We will be taking shots at each other; so let it happen. Shout out to all of our fans.
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Mark as Played
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Hello everyone and welcome to a pot about nothing.
This is our very first podcast and I'm your host Marc, I'm
Eric. What up, what up?
I'm David seven years and we're very excited to start this
journey and there's going to be many more to come and as facts
about them coming off and just do my bad.
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And oh, that's how we start. so Yeahs,
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Socks. It's right about it.
Super chill, fire fire. Yeah, that's true.
All right, cool. Eric, Go, Eric.
I don't even know what I'm wearing, bro.
All right. Look, I described is fit ain't
stand up real quick. So now he's wrapping his school.
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By the way, thank you. Thank you boy.
Stay fresh. Me and Eric are cousins by the
way sneakerheads out there is Taupe Haze.
All right, I don't know how to pronounce that name.
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So sure. Yeah.
And then I got just got some sweats on and why.
I don't know. You should check.
No I'm good. I got another.
Thank you. All right whatever.
Anyways. Okay, that's the brand.
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Oh yeah. The Brandon that.
Yeah, that's about it. What does it say on the show and
you and your City Records? It's okay.
Like a heather gray. They're great.
All right. Yeah, we're getting specific
specific for sure. And so I'm going to call her
sweater. No, hoodie, Black and a Carhartt
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beige t-shirt, some PacSun cargopants Jeans.
By the way and because Mark is going to Jordan for is I was
just like I can't do it, I can'tbe coming in with some bum
shoes. Did you do you didn't say shoes
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bro? Yeah, something like you suck.
I-i'll do waffles. Oh, my bad, black and white, but
I realized what these shoes is that they have ribbons as
shoelaces. So I felt like a little fan.
Yeah. They have black black ribbon and
shoelaces bread like so I mean, I didn't take a while, so I'll
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just to remind you guys. We will be making A fun of each
other so but we've known each other our whole lives.
So just if we're going to each other just it let it happen.
Just let it happen and that's just how we are.
So how we show our love to basically like we should Mark
and myself. Are they ever gonna get this
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off? Yeah.
But like we all look like cousins.
Like we could all like past as cousins, you know, that's like
my Mike and myself were at all kind of light-skinned.
You know, I'm 19 Eric and myself.
We look like brothers. I would like his heart really
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well. Yeah, I unlocked his iPhone.
Yeah, well my face. So that's how you know, that's
how you know, it's meant to be, you know.
Yeah. So we're like different versions
of each other. Like, he's the engineer Mark is
just You know, Mark - thanks man.
I appreciate that. I remember the older version of
him. Here's all got like, curly hair
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going. Yeah, that's why I said we could
pass as cousins. Yeah.
Yeah. And in, none of us have brothers
that's the show. His Destiny will have, we just
down the table which is that part on that?
Because we're brothers Yeah, andthen your eyes.
It's been yes. Well, she's the one and only.
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Yes, it's only because she's theonly child, that's why her.
Dad Johnny, that's my grandpa. He is growing.
Yeah. He's yeah.
He's joining the character though.
I love them. I would hope so.
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Yeah, he's spoiled you, bro. Yeah, like to a certain extent.
I am the only child. Well, that's why that's why I
feel like I know you don't. well, I was just like,
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And I have the pastor's daughterin the car.
Oh yeah. But she fell asleep.
Just so you guys know, just so you guys know, we all go to
church. Well, three of us.
Do five of us because I sound engineer or sounds Channel.
Kevin, shut up. Kevin.
Shadow actually for supporting them as Y is really when those
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aren't fans, just let you all know we're doing this live.
Yeah, we're we're seeing this already.
This is for the haterz to wow. So, how was your drive over
here? Oh, you skills.
Cool. There was some traffic and
stuff. And like, I don't know, did
there's this guy behind this? He was like, he was, he was
literally on our butt, bro. And then Eric Eric, Simonson
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driving Eric picked you up? No, no, I think I picked them up
from church. His, you know, I'm picking him
up in California. I live in Southern California
but I live in our from all of them.
Exactly five. Acts a little wine.
I live in the United insofar as I live in the Inland Empire.
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I'm like, I feel like I'm the middle point.
I'm a good Middle Point. Yeah.
Just just a little bit. Yeah.
Cuz if you were close to Flora be better.
So you start to finish? Anyways, this guy was like,
really, like, he was like honestbehind us.
Eric is driving. He's like, man, this guy's
hitting me from the back and theright.
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Do you know it's crazy. Like I said, I said pause and
then he like, it took him like 23 seconds to actually get it
like 10 seconds to process it.
Like you, like, oh wait what yousay?
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And then now they is it possible?
That was bad. I was good lost coming to your
house. Why?
Because, I don't know. I always have to put GPS and I
study a lot with directions, but, bro, my God was, he told us
to be here at 7:00. My guy came at. 7:40, I was
forgiven me, but you sent this because my family is over so
(09:35):
from Mexico. Yeah.
And then so they forced me to eat with them.
Yeah, I don't know, by the way. Shout out.
Oh no, what? Oh no, they're not sponsoring
this video, Don't shout them out.
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Hawaiian Barbecue. And then I can't find the Mike's
the Mike's just like do what's going on?
(10:32):
Keep going. What do you mean taking a
shower? I don't know.
Alright, we're at his house. Oh, but we don't have any, we
don't. We're we're poor.
So I'm Studio. Yeah, I guess
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you do have a job. I couldn't really do and then I
couldn't find them, but I got lost.
Where'd you get lost? I didn't know.
There was another hey, bro, don't say so because it cuts off
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this street cuts off and then itcontinues on somewhere else, on
the other side street, your street that you live on.
Yeah, everybody knows to. Are you going to expose yourself
to our a millions and millions of fans?
Are haters, are going to help meshow up trying to mess up our
pod. No.
You know, what's crazy? This is God's favorite pot.
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Just let you all know. Yeah, we talked about nothing on
here. Every time something happens.
I add this house. I always have to ask for dads.
Raise. I'm like, dude, what is it?
Yeah, I got lost. No, no, I do I doing it.
And I said, I'd turn you on thisone.
On this, right? He's pointing by the way.
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And that's how I found out that there's another name.
This street goes over there on the other side.
Yeah, yeah so that's why I was alittle bit more late.
We're like we're like is David. He said 10 minutes and I was
like 20 or 30 of those. A guesstimate I just guess not.
I tell them. I'm trying to find the mics.
Hold on. Yeah.
I just threw a number out randomly just.
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Yeah. Just so I mean that's typical
fashion. Cool stuff.
You know j-cruise our group it'sour friend growing up.
All right. James house.
Geez arcade these are K which isJazz's.
Dad Johnny my grandpa. Yeah.
Yeah. He's Batman.
He's Batman. Who's Robin?
You are sorry because I was the first one.
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I want to be night. We know I was the first one.
It's okay. Fine, who's Eric?
Eric? Eric beIN, bro.
No, he's a strong man. He's penguin.
Nah, he's a strong man but she still she still looks nice.
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Okay. Anyway, here's her know it's at
Mark 3, but instead of the AIDS and x y, y Paris though, why
three? I just needed a number to put.
So, I put three, I'll because you're warmer one ever asks
facts. I've never asked, why do you
have an x on your Instagram handle?
Because regular Mark was taken until next March.
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So X was taken. No, a the are so silly.
Why is it 3? MX R K3, what's up three?
It's a Number. You know, it comes after two.
It's before boys you because you're for sure.
Not one part about nothing. Go.
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Go follow us on Instagram. Soon.
On Tick Tock. We're on Spotify and apple
music. Uh-huh.
We were mentioning it and David's wedding.
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Shower. Wait, what was their story time
about? How the pot Stars?
Yeah. So I mean I brought it up like a
year and a half ago. Yeah, yeah.
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Like he told me a long time ago and I just mean, I was just
like, oh, okay. He's okay, that's cool.
Amen. Fast-forward or 2023 my butt.
Like it was really like two months ago we're just like I was
he texting his like we should I'm super down and like, our
fans, you know. We have fans, their cousins.
(15:24):
Yeah, I also like your cousin totheir like, I would listen to it
like Joshua recording and I'm like, sure, why not?
Let's start it. And then for David's wedding
shower, we're talking about the Pod and Eric didn't think that
he was part of the pot. I was like, my God, you're
always part of it. Like, he's gonna be the founding
father with the Pod. Come on, Max Facts.
Other three we had to. We had there was someone else I
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was supposed to be here. We don't speak about that.
We don't spin it will. Not in the Pod.
One pod, no, freak out. Don't freak out.
Yeah, we could because it is a part about nothing.
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Accept any gifts. Yo so any donation I would like
to know what we got to do it because I was like y'all got to
do it. Y'all ain't gonna do it, I'm
gonna do it because they know every time we're all together
they're always something. There's always Yo, yeah, there's
always something to talk about relations are I'll never stop.
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You see? Yeah, that's true.
And then so I just went on Amazon and I'm about to roll
cast, a Pro 2 with 4 mics and now we're here making history
right now and our sound engineeris shout out.
Kevin and his support is Ashley's my lovely wife.
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Ashley Ashley. And we'll have a video on
YouTube but for now it's record.Yeah, both this it's free game
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for y'all. This is free game for your.
Anybody could do this you could have done this on an iPhone.
Yeah you really got a bike we can we wanted to invest in
ourselves already. Yeah.
It's pretty dope that I like thesetup SEC.
Yeah. And like like you're some crazy
and you can hear yourself. Oh that's what you might do.
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Thick sarcastic loves throwing bullets at me.
For know what I'ma get. I'm gonna get a ruffle because
the Ruffalo and looking at me. Crazy, are you hungry or what is
the moment? There's a smaller area.
We'll get to that eventually, we're gonna, but we're going to
do a bunch of stuff. We're going to do mug, bangs
that will probably be recorded. We're going to do, we're going
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to do like a bunch of different gas and stuff.
We're going to have its Its a bright future.
For a part about going to have that, we're gonna have a college
soccer player. We're going through.
I'm over here, bro. This guy, this can have Kevin
and Ashley talk about marriage. Seriously.
I'm so intrigued. I mean honestly me too.
I want to know how my life is. Mark wants to be moved already
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know. I'm Chillin right now, are you?
Yeah, I'm about to start nursingschool.
I'm Chillin. Oh yeah.
Praise God, praise God. Thanks to God.
So I got one time. Oh, this is got through a pot.
Just let you know, facts and soon to be the number one
podcast in the world. That's facts.
I told my cousin from Mexico, she a she better tell all her
friends. Yeah.
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She's gonna listen to it, you understand?
Yeah. Yeah.
But okay. I'm just making sure Well
Mexican by the way full Mexican Well suffer gasps.
Yes that's go. Talking in Spanish, go.
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You know, Eric Market myself with a three cover your toes in
this pod, just let you know. Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, our man because we're men we gentlemen or gentleman
chivalry is not dead. Ladies and gentlemen just let
you know not with us now. Is that what is?
That depends on class is that wefinish last now, it depends on
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situation. Oh yeah.
Rosa we have a love of God, that's for sure.
Amen. That's facts.
I mean, But we're gonna do. What was your question that you
had for? As I hold up?
I just go. All right, it's fine.
Cut me out here. I should ask the one that your
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cousin. Your cousin told us.
Oh yeah, go Quest. Question Time guys.
Questions. And we're going to start with
questions. All right question I have kind
of ignoring me what were you know it's fine.
Anyway the question I have is like bridges into like more
about you guys. So like what do people
misunderstand most about you? Oh, that whole again, styling.
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We start let me start. They think I'm the mean one.
They think. I'm the rude one.
Well, it's it's just from the outside looking in.
It looks like it look at, but like that's how we show our love
to each other like that. Yeah, I'm honest.
But like, people think I'm mean,he's just like, he's very blunt.
I'm black. But like, I mean, I was held
back a lot know, you know, because we do the Bible and
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stuff out to God, you know, thatout to go.
So, I held back a lot, you know?But yeah.
The also look mean. You know, some people think
automatically and I'm a mean person.
No. Yeah, yeah.
Like after I know when I'm 62, by the way and I'm Hefty.
But so I'm 61 people, people think I'm like automatically
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mean, you know, and I think thatlooking I'm like cool the or
some type of thing, but I'm probably I probably like the
lamest person I've ever met. Wow, that's that's how that's
how that's how I stars. Like and then once you get to
our relationship and our friendship and Like you'll see
who the actual mean people are we've all been friends for like
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our whole lives basically. Well I'm cousin took Derek, so
but mean me and me is Michael he's my David, my tocayo, we
grew up together. Uncle my cousin oh that's your
cousin mother. So Mark is always been around
which added to my channel to allmy cousins.
Yeah, I know I know I know I love those guys.
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Shout out to those are my cousin's.
Our Mark is related to everybody, I really well I want.
All right. So
there's no way bro. You're not look like
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But but Mike, I didn't get to tell my own story.
No, no tell me what I thought about you.
Crazy. All right.
Go go, go, go go. You know, I thought it was like
a little because one time at church, I know.
I don't know why this guy. He just like we're playing.
I don't know what we're doing. Damon to David was a bully by
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the way and well that about thatafterwards still?
Is he runs up to me? She bought chips for everyone in
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my guy, took them to where he's sitting only for himself.
He has the whole bag right now. Soon.
I mean, that's true and Eric, I don't remember much because you
laugh, when you were younger, you were little, but I thought
it was annoying as heck. That's my trouble is that I love
him now, but I love Eric. I was gonna be sad if he was
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going to make it to the pot today.
Yeah, we're not filming recording this, you difference?
Okay, right. Sorry, I probably forgot.
I did now. He said we're in the same boat.
Yeah, we're pretty much saying, and this sense, because we're
Pisces twins. You know, facts.
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According to women were toxic. I don't see it though.
Wow, just a little bit. How Now we're not going to get
into that guy go go as we'll talk about, what's up?
I mean I know for a fact like I'm friendly and I know I have I
have like a friendly like Vibe when when I when I meet new
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people who / but the only bad, the only downside to that is
like other girls who get my guysdo last summer.
Handsome. So I kid, you not so bad, not he
was not heed. My guy was talking to like five
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different girls that were at thesame time.
He got bored and turned around and talk to the other girls and
I'm just like, what you my guy is ruthless.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's a player. Not me.
And imma let you finish. But like the downside to that
like what about me being friendly is that when it comes
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to serious things, they don't see me.
Like, like me, don't take you seriously.
They don't Take me serious. And I mean, it's something you
kind of get used to, but, like not now.
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she's wild people when they meetme, they're like, oh, she's like
really nice and Am I would say I'm a pretty nice person.
I don't yeah, I don't like it when you get all angry and
stuff. No!
Don't take this the wrong way and don't take this the wrong
way. But Loki Loki.
Yeah. In RBF really?
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Yeah I never noticed it Doki like in the nicest way possible.
What does that mean? I can't stand resting but face,
yeah. Anyway, according to other
sources are my friends. So basically our whole lives, We
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have a guest speaker and Ashley Kevin.
Kevin. Why is Johnny your grandpa?
So we went to. We were celebrating our
birthday. But apparently it was just a but
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it was cool, though. It was cool.
Oh, yeah, it was fun. It was fun anyway.
But the way to Texas Roadhouse, right?
Yes, it's sad. I Texas.
Roadhouse sponsor has, please Mom.
I my steak. I ordered a medium rare and he
gave me rare. I didn't finish it.
A lot of things wrong with TexasRoadhouse.
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Yeah. So that's a whole story so we
can tell. But what was it that the waiter
came and Mike and he Starts complaining, I think.
And then I had like, you forgot to order a straw to or think he
was. He was complaining.
Was like I told the lady, I'm sorry for my grandpa.
He's a little grumpy. He's a little grumpy right now.
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He was complaining. He was hungry.
He said, so he was just hungry and grumpy, you know, it's old
age but no, he got mad because we're all like super young and
then my dad has like great. Yeah, you guys getting old but
that day, shut up. Shut up, Johnny.
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He's up. He's a bag.
She's a vet. Yeah, he's a, he's serving our
country in the military. He's in the military.
Air Force, to be specific and he's young at heart because
yeah, ain't no other. There's no other.
He was in the Air Force. He wasn't there for him, but
right now he's in the Army. But so, check this out, y'all.
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Because because we had a reserve, but there was going to
be mine of us. And the way it was going to be
like 2 to 3 hours, 3 hours, and then marks, like, I got it.
I got it, dude. Literally hanging and the
reserve, the table. Tell me why he reserved a table
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for six people. I tell them
So the problem was Mark that, it's just that one line of the
reserve online, I reserve and itsaid 6, I thought I said 6 Plus
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but the place was to add anotherperson like but it didn't let me
click button because you can do all these six Max.
And then at the bottom, it says,call it already has more than
six. I don't know what you guys
complaining. We ate, right?
We are. Yeah, but you're cousins had to
go, where else? Yeah.
You don't read that far. One Child Left Behind.
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Shout out to my sister. Sorry.
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I don't know, it was my first time And then miscommunication.
Yeah. Hey Boo.
Hey, we ate, we still had a goodtime.
Sorry to my cousin's. It's not everybody hate though.
You are here you you didn't makeit but you got to make you.
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Yeah, well I guess I get her. It's ok, it's ok.
He was he was studying. He was doing stuff.
Use them for stuff for school. He's crazy Mad studying right
now. He's studying to be an engineer
right now, so that's my guys, super smart single.
Oil and some handsome God-fearing Man.
Godfrey man super funny. Thank you, bilingual.
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I speak Spanish and English. Thank you.
He's also go follow him on Instagram if you don't remember.
Just rewind and you'll hear it. Yeah.
I'm not going to satisfy Carrickwas here.
I remember it. So T my dang.
All right. All right, let's do this.
Do this, do this, do this. Do we have another question?
Oh, did you see? The time step.
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I mean, yeah. But I go.
You have another question about your cousin.
One of my friends asked the question.
What was it? Why are we single?
So, what's the start? Yes, yes, she's on.
What is it? Hot girl, somewhere vibrant.
She's been on it for like four years.
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Disappointing. No I said I love the cold.
Am I single? Hello tereza.
No, no, I will come back to you because you can probably the
first time she encounters a question.
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Yeah. Okay, click.
I'm 23 yards is 222. And Eric's 24.
And how old are you 31? Well, I just not recently were
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like, it's been a year that I'vebeen like, actually.
So that's true. That's true, you know.
Yeah, I mean, you say it's nice,it's nice, it's nice being
single. Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah, it was, no, I just more like with going to flow.
No notnot like over the floor. But I just flow flow flow with
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more than focusing with like church.
And how can I help Church get better?
And be better and work work. I do what I work from 11 7:45
p.m. I got no time for no girl.
Sorry, ladies like they're stillbreakfast bro.
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A company like 7:00 a.m. if you're not an early bird, I
don't want afterwards. Like I get out of work and I go
to church late, you know then I get a home like at 90 know, you
know? So that's understandable.
It's understandable and like nahI don't I don't know if I do
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look for a girl. She's gonna have to understand
like church and God comes first facts.
Like, even this work that I havethis job.
I asked for a shift change because no too much.
That's that's yeah. Like what I get?
Yeah you get that church ends upgoing long.
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Yeah this is sighs. I always do overtime at church.
Yeah. So I do not like if I do day
it's probably just like you know, date to marry casual.
Oh. Right now I already did that one
guy. Yeah, yeah.
It is it that those are fun times.
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I mean really Marcus in that phase.
No, no. So he's at that point where it's
just like he meets a girl and just going to tell her to marry.
You know what the thing is that does save you a lot of time.
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Yeah, the thing is Is she might not be the one like you'll be
the one for sure. I'm also going to be doing
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in my past life yesterday. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
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Don't I went to Star Wars with how which one?
There's a lot know me through. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Listen to it.
Maybe y, manifesting it. That's fine.
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That's fine. They're willing to be with you.
(39:52):
All right. Then I was going to add to that
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was going to be like actually like well what was you guys is
relationship like experience? Like what do you what do you
guys have like are you guys if you guys want to hear You're
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gonna have to turn into, you're gonna have to tune in to episode
two. Okay.
If you're sure Spotify, let's play the game.
Alright, we are going to play with you, rather?
Would you rather would you rather?
Okay. All right, go guys, you go
first? No, I just said, I can't go.
Well, thanks. All right.
Hey, would you rather it at yourgraduation walk?
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With no pants on like with your robe.
It just your boxes or Eat an onion like a raw onion.
Like I likes onions. He likes onions.
Yeah. That was funny.
No, that was wack. Put some garlic in there.
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Actually be really hungry or really thirsty.
Go. Yeah you got this.
All right. I'm sorry guys.
I mean, you can't eat both to this.
All you got shoes on bless you, bro.
I get really mad when I'm hungry.
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Oh, not just when you're hungry.Okay, she's always hungry.
All right, 10 seconds. Go.
Yeah we did that. So it was hard.
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Very I rather be hungry too because you could you could
survive with no food for a whilewhen you be dry.
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, you need water.
Yeah, I need water. Yeah.
So what do you think of water here?
But I also, I also like, yes. I also get kind of like, I know
you when I'm not. That's what we give you the
Ruffles. Exactly.
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I don't even want to I know I could tell bro.
No you killed it with the smelling thing I was gonna say
armpit but you killed me with the smelling thing.
I would you date a guy with the unibrow or with he's smiling at
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BO like super bad beer. Do it out.
Throw up because smells like America.
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I'm not going to be with someonethat smells like, oh, she's
pretty. Go up five years without knowing
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nothing because obviously you'renot going to know nothing.
I'll go first. I got to go back.
Five years later Ash. That's true.
It's easy. But actually answer.
Oh, go, go, go. Wait, can I change if I go back?
Five years, like, can I change the trans you?
Yeah, so like, oh, because that I know, right?
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So I could, I can change it down.
Stuff, question that stuff. Well, I'll if I go I don't I
already don't know what the future holds.
So I'll go back by Years. Yeah.
Fix some things like a little mistakes you made here and then
yeah. Won't date a girl that I dated,
you know, now those are learningskills.
Those are learning, those are learning experiences.
(45:37):
Those are learning experiences. No Lie.
Five years ago, what is? That is 20?
1999. I have long hair and 20 1920
1919 was lit bro. We went to Kentucky.
(45:58):
Shout out loudly. I dye my hair blond.
I wouldn't like ten concerts in one month.
He was going through a phase, guys.
Yo, I'm outta here. I'm gonna lie.
That was one quarter life crisis.
No, I think that's coming up Johnny's going through this
crisis. It's for the introduction for
(46:19):
the next. Yeah, whenever but, yeah, I'll
go back five years. Yeah.
(46:39):
Maybe as a follow-up. For sure.
(47:18):
I mean knowing what I know now. Yes, I would I would have done
better in school. Yeah, I'd go back if I would go
back to high school and I would just change what I was studying.
I was doing good in high school like I said going into college.
Yeah yeah James what? I studied that take things more
seriously. Yeah yeah same here.
(47:39):
Yeah yeah I mean but it's helpful like the stomach because
you know now I'm doing that for church.
And stuff. Yeah, I guess it fell.
I mean but like again with you really change anything because
(48:03):
I mean he's been around, he's been around not like that.
Like, I've been around, you know, when you think that, you
know, this person going to be there be with them for Long time
then you know, buying them, a pair of Jordan ones that what
(48:23):
isn't gonna care about me, so bright.
But I always buy you something, good for your business to.
I can't imagine anything this year because it's a, I
understand, I understand. Yeah, I will.
What I want to know is why you got a gift and I me, bro.
I don't know. Don't the collab gift, don't a
don't come, don't come at me forthat.
(48:47):
It's just a thought out loud. All right, you come after that
other guy for that and that me, okay, no, I'm just a middleman,
nobody cares. I had a birthday party.
So, yeah, that's a lot of gear. I didn't have a birthday party
because I don't like parties, well, for myself.
I mean, mine wasn't a birthday party.
If you think about it, and therereally was no, but like we sing
(49:08):
happy. Happy we sing.
Happy Birthday to you, too. That's right, you're right.
All right, fine, fine. Chad, I forgot.
I was like part of anything. A lot of things happen tomorrow.
I know, dude. Yeah.
(49:29):
It's almost summer dicey. Remember New Year's.
I was supposed to have my SummerBody by summer but yeah, I know
this new job. Hey, don't worry man.
We'll get there in 10 years, I'mnot.
Now, we're gonna start. Okay.
All right. Let's go to our next segment now
then everyone supports takes. All right.
(49:49):
So all right, check this out, I know we got to talk about
Barcelona Madrid, losing member jaebee Nim, but Michael asked.
My legs are other friend and their uncle or cousin, whatever.
The he is our pastor though, forsure.
Youth pastor, our brother, Sean,Michael and he asked Glenn Diego
(50:10):
myself, who would win World Cup Argentina?
Or Champions League Real Madrid Champions League rominger, bro.
So wait, which rominger the one that just wanted to check one
and just stuff Look, see. That's that's hard.
That's hard because Real Madrid.Real Madrid.
(50:31):
Everyone knows each other. Yeah.
Chemistry is way better. And with Argentina, I mean, The
the people from that were in Argentina.
What? 2018 are?
No words were talking about people 2022, World Cup, the
World Cup winners. Yeah, I know 2020.
Yeah. There's there's there.
There were different players 2022.
(50:52):
Yeah, there were different players at that area than there
was at this one. Yeah.
So like they're barely getting getting that.
Chemistry was ruined read somewhere everybody every year?
And that's yeah, was a comeback team.
I was like oh yeah so this is what she said that was like one
of the best Champions League runs like I've ever seen in my
(51:13):
life so I said not a doubt aboutit.
Right. And then Diego said it 3-3 tie
and then Real Madrid would dominate first have believed
that their mental doing better in the second half and then
losing penalties. It's and then if you look at it
(51:35):
this way around Madrid was I mean, they are still there
there. Go to Team puts up with friends.
France was but we're talking about the most, bruh.
I know. Like there was a lot of things
(52:13):
that happened for Argentina to like move forward.
Yeah, it's true. But no, but what are the key
things was the one idea. Yeah, he played good, but I
don't think like Enzo and all ofthose young guys would be able
to stand a chance to like Cruz moderate small Ridge.
Then in the new guys feather. Yeah, every day.
(52:35):
Come on being a gentleman, but but where is he?
His butt is my team, by the way.That's my, that's my heart said
that he asked somebody else, andthen somebody else said, aren't
you? It would be a tie, but Argentina
would win and penalties fight for.
(52:55):
Then you go just to the same team.
I think your team hasn't lost penalties since the eighties.
Yeah. But and I just fact, check that.
And their first victory was in penalty and penalties was in the
90s 1990, so that was wrong. Well yeah.
It's because yeah yeah only surethat's questions concerns.
(53:16):
Oh, she's a Dodger. Fan Aston Villa till I die.
Oh my God, she goes to Europe once twice.
All right, well we had to talk about that.
Beating Real Madrid gave Barcelona 40 Eric.
But the bars, the only bars, a fan on this podcast.
How do you feel, bro? Honestly at that time, I was
(53:40):
kind of mad. I would be too bad.
We whooped you guys are defense trash.
Our defense was completely different than they did.
The last five games. Everyone was everyone was meant
to man, but this time they were all being the line and that's
bad and do and round with cheesecase because wrong with, you
cannot be treated the same as any other two as any other team
(54:04):
because they're Specialists, when it comes to counter.
For real, that's how basically we scored most of our goals that
game. That game was crazy, though.
I was so happy. Yeah.
So happy, I remember. I texted in the group chat right
after I had loser loser, we spanked you guys, 40, and then
big boy bands, but on the other winner hot take, Francis best
(54:28):
Striker ever. Ever hot, take Heart.
Take, I'm sticking to that forever.
Well, we'll see what happens to him about her.
He's not a conversation. I'm Seeking to that.
I think he Pat he's up there, he's up there.
The Romans had his greatest Club.
Ever facts, that's it back for reals facts.
(54:50):
But yeah, that's pretty much it.Yeah, this concludes our first
pod. Yeah.
Thank you for tuning in. Thank you for listening to us
and we'll be back soon. This was a pot about nothing.
Again, I am Mark, I am Eric. Do you have it?
I'm yes. And this is our first.
This is our first episode. So tune into next week and we're
(55:13):
going to talk about David's lovelife on that one.
Yeah, we met all of our love andand we'll have a special guest.
Oh, we are state. A tune state-owned a day to stay
tuned. We're not going to say who it
is. No spoilers, you're gonna have
to listen in and find out. Thank you guys, we'll see you
next time. Know, I will be exposing myself.
Hey bro, the the show's, over the show's over guys.
(55:35):
I don't know, man, guys. What if she's the one, we
should, we finish. All right, that's, that's in the
past guys, we finished. Yeah.
All right, we're done. We're done.
All right. Bye-bye.
Hello everyone and welcome to a pot about nothing.
This is our very first podcast and I'm your host Marc, I'm
Eric. What up, what up?
I'm David seven years and we're very excited to start this
journey and there's going to be many more to come and as facts
about them coming off and just do my bad.
(00:26):
And oh, that's how we start. so Yeahs,
(01:23):
Socks. It's right about it.
Super chill, fire fire. Yeah, that's true.
All right, cool. Eric, Go, Eric.
I don't even know what I'm wearing, bro.
All right. Look, I described is fit ain't
stand up real quick. So now he's wrapping his school.
(02:01):
By the way, thank you. Thank you boy.
Stay fresh. Me and Eric are cousins by the
way sneakerheads out there is Taupe Haze.
All right, I don't know how to pronounce that name.
(02:23):
So sure. Yeah.
And then I got just got some sweats on and why.
I don't know. You should check.
No I'm good. I got another.
Thank you. All right whatever.
Anyways. Okay, that's the brand.
(02:52):
Oh yeah. The Brandon that.
Yeah, that's about it. What does it say on the show and
you and your City Records? It's okay.
Like a heather gray. They're great.
All right. Yeah, we're getting specific
specific for sure. And so I'm going to call her
sweater. No, hoodie, Black and a Carhartt
(03:14):
beige t-shirt, some PacSun cargopants Jeans.
By the way and because Mark is going to Jordan for is I was
just like I can't do it, I can'tbe coming in with some bum
shoes. Did you do you didn't say shoes
(03:51):
bro? Yeah, something like you suck.
I-i'll do waffles. Oh, my bad, black and white, but
I realized what these shoes is that they have ribbons as
shoelaces. So I felt like a little fan.
Yeah. They have black black ribbon and
shoelaces bread like so I mean, I didn't take a while, so I'll
(04:16):
just to remind you guys. We will be making A fun of each
other so but we've known each other our whole lives.
So just if we're going to each other just it let it happen.
Just let it happen and that's just how we are.
So how we show our love to basically like we should Mark
and myself. Are they ever gonna get this
(04:41):
off? Yeah.
But like we all look like cousins.
Like we could all like past as cousins, you know, that's like
my Mike and myself were at all kind of light-skinned.
You know, I'm 19 Eric and myself.
We look like brothers. I would like his heart really
(05:06):
well. Yeah, I unlocked his iPhone.
Yeah, well my face. So that's how you know, that's
how you know, it's meant to be, you know.
Yeah. So we're like different versions
of each other. Like, he's the engineer Mark is
just You know, Mark - thanks man.
I appreciate that. I remember the older version of
him. Here's all got like, curly hair
(05:26):
going. Yeah, that's why I said we could
pass as cousins. Yeah.
Yeah. And in, none of us have brothers
that's the show. His Destiny will have, we just
down the table which is that part on that?
Because we're brothers Yeah, andthen your eyes.
It's been yes. Well, she's the one and only.
(05:48):
Yes, it's only because she's theonly child, that's why her.
Dad Johnny, that's my grandpa. He is growing.
Yeah. He's yeah.
He's joining the character though.
I love them. I would hope so.
(06:11):
Yeah, he's spoiled you, bro. Yeah, like to a certain extent.
I am the only child. Well, that's why that's why I
feel like I know you don't. well, I was just like,
(07:16):
And I have the pastor's daughterin the car.
Oh yeah. But she fell asleep.
Just so you guys know, just so you guys know, we all go to
church. Well, three of us.
Do five of us because I sound engineer or sounds Channel.
Kevin, shut up. Kevin.
Shadow actually for supporting them as Y is really when those
(07:42):
aren't fans, just let you all know we're doing this live.
Yeah, we're we're seeing this already.
This is for the haterz to wow. So, how was your drive over
here? Oh, you skills.
Cool. There was some traffic and
stuff. And like, I don't know, did
there's this guy behind this? He was like, he was, he was
literally on our butt, bro. And then Eric Eric, Simonson
(08:05):
driving Eric picked you up? No, no, I think I picked them up
from church. His, you know, I'm picking him
up in California. I live in Southern California
but I live in our from all of them.
Exactly five. Acts a little wine.
I live in the United insofar as I live in the Inland Empire.
(08:27):
I'm like, I feel like I'm the middle point.
I'm a good Middle Point. Yeah.
Just just a little bit. Yeah.
Cuz if you were close to Flora be better.
So you start to finish? Anyways, this guy was like,
really, like, he was like honestbehind us.
Eric is driving. He's like, man, this guy's
hitting me from the back and theright.
(08:52):
Do you know it's crazy. Like I said, I said pause and
then he like, it took him like 23 seconds to actually get it
like 10 seconds to process it.
Like you, like, oh wait what yousay?
(09:13):
And then now they is it possible?
That was bad. I was good lost coming to your
house. Why?
Because, I don't know. I always have to put GPS and I
study a lot with directions, but, bro, my God was, he told us
to be here at 7:00. My guy came at. 7:40, I was
forgiven me, but you sent this because my family is over so
(09:35):
from Mexico. Yeah.
And then so they forced me to eat with them.
Yeah, I don't know, by the way. Shout out.
Oh no, what? Oh no, they're not sponsoring
this video, Don't shout them out.
(10:07):
Hawaiian Barbecue. And then I can't find the Mike's
the Mike's just like do what's going on?
(10:32):
Keep going. What do you mean taking a
shower? I don't know.
Alright, we're at his house. Oh, but we don't have any, we
don't. We're we're poor.
So I'm Studio. Yeah, I guess
(11:01):
you do have a job. I couldn't really do and then I
couldn't find them, but I got lost.
Where'd you get lost? I didn't know.
There was another hey, bro, don't say so because it cuts off
(11:22):
this street cuts off and then itcontinues on somewhere else, on
the other side street, your street that you live on.
Yeah, everybody knows to. Are you going to expose yourself
to our a millions and millions of fans?
Are haters, are going to help meshow up trying to mess up our
pod. No.
You know, what's crazy? This is God's favorite pot.
(11:44):
Just let you all know. Yeah, we talked about nothing on
here. Every time something happens.
I add this house. I always have to ask for dads.
Raise. I'm like, dude, what is it?
Yeah, I got lost. No, no, I do I doing it.
And I said, I'd turn you on thisone.
On this, right? He's pointing by the way.
(12:07):
And that's how I found out that there's another name.
This street goes over there on the other side.
Yeah, yeah so that's why I was alittle bit more late.
We're like we're like is David. He said 10 minutes and I was
like 20 or 30 of those. A guesstimate I just guess not.
I tell them. I'm trying to find the mics.
Hold on. Yeah.
I just threw a number out randomly just.
(12:29):
Yeah. Just so I mean that's typical
fashion. Cool stuff.
You know j-cruise our group it'sour friend growing up.
All right. James house.
Geez arcade these are K which isJazz's.
Dad Johnny my grandpa. Yeah.
Yeah. He's Batman.
He's Batman. Who's Robin?
You are sorry because I was the first one.
(12:51):
I want to be night. We know I was the first one.
It's okay. Fine, who's Eric?
Eric? Eric beIN, bro.
No, he's a strong man. He's penguin.
Nah, he's a strong man but she still she still looks nice.
(13:39):
Okay. Anyway, here's her know it's at
Mark 3, but instead of the AIDS and x y, y Paris though, why
three? I just needed a number to put.
So, I put three, I'll because you're warmer one ever asks
facts. I've never asked, why do you
have an x on your Instagram handle?
Because regular Mark was taken until next March.
(14:00):
So X was taken. No, a the are so silly.
Why is it 3? MX R K3, what's up three?
It's a Number. You know, it comes after two.
It's before boys you because you're for sure.
Not one part about nothing. Go.
(14:21):
Go follow us on Instagram. Soon.
On Tick Tock. We're on Spotify and apple
music. Uh-huh.
We were mentioning it and David's wedding.
(14:41):
Shower. Wait, what was their story time
about? How the pot Stars?
Yeah. So I mean I brought it up like a
year and a half ago. Yeah, yeah.
(15:02):
Like he told me a long time ago and I just mean, I was just
like, oh, okay. He's okay, that's cool.
Amen. Fast-forward or 2023 my butt.
Like it was really like two months ago we're just like I was
he texting his like we should I'm super down and like, our
fans, you know. We have fans, their cousins.
(15:24):
Yeah, I also like your cousin totheir like, I would listen to it
like Joshua recording and I'm like, sure, why not?
Let's start it. And then for David's wedding
shower, we're talking about the Pod and Eric didn't think that
he was part of the pot. I was like, my God, you're
always part of it. Like, he's gonna be the founding
father with the Pod. Come on, Max Facts.
Other three we had to. We had there was someone else I
(15:46):
was supposed to be here. We don't speak about that.
We don't spin it will. Not in the Pod.
One pod, no, freak out. Don't freak out.
Yeah, we could because it is a part about nothing.
(16:32):
Accept any gifts. Yo so any donation I would like
to know what we got to do it because I was like y'all got to
do it. Y'all ain't gonna do it, I'm
gonna do it because they know every time we're all together
they're always something. There's always Yo, yeah, there's
always something to talk about relations are I'll never stop.
(16:53):
You see? Yeah, that's true.
And then so I just went on Amazon and I'm about to roll
cast, a Pro 2 with 4 mics and now we're here making history
right now and our sound engineeris shout out.
Kevin and his support is Ashley's my lovely wife.
(17:14):
Ashley Ashley. And we'll have a video on
YouTube but for now it's record.Yeah, both this it's free game
(17:36):
for y'all. This is free game for your.
Anybody could do this you could have done this on an iPhone.
Yeah you really got a bike we can we wanted to invest in
ourselves already. Yeah.
It's pretty dope that I like thesetup SEC.
Yeah. And like like you're some crazy
and you can hear yourself. Oh that's what you might do.
(17:57):
Thick sarcastic loves throwing bullets at me.
For know what I'ma get. I'm gonna get a ruffle because
the Ruffalo and looking at me. Crazy, are you hungry or what is
the moment? There's a smaller area.
We'll get to that eventually, we're gonna, but we're going to
do a bunch of stuff. We're going to do mug, bangs
that will probably be recorded. We're going to do, we're going
(18:19):
to do like a bunch of different gas and stuff.
We're going to have its Its a bright future.
For a part about going to have that, we're gonna have a college
soccer player. We're going through.
I'm over here, bro. This guy, this can have Kevin
and Ashley talk about marriage. Seriously.
I'm so intrigued. I mean honestly me too.
I want to know how my life is. Mark wants to be moved already
(18:43):
know. I'm Chillin right now, are you?
Yeah, I'm about to start nursingschool.
I'm Chillin. Oh yeah.
Praise God, praise God. Thanks to God.
So I got one time. Oh, this is got through a pot.
Just let you know, facts and soon to be the number one
podcast in the world. That's facts.
I told my cousin from Mexico, she a she better tell all her
friends. Yeah.
(19:05):
She's gonna listen to it, you understand?
Yeah. Yeah.
But okay. I'm just making sure Well
Mexican by the way full Mexican Well suffer gasps.
Yes that's go. Talking in Spanish, go.
(19:55):
You know, Eric Market myself with a three cover your toes in
this pod, just let you know. Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, our man because we're men we gentlemen or gentleman
chivalry is not dead. Ladies and gentlemen just let
you know not with us now. Is that what is?
That depends on class is that wefinish last now, it depends on
(20:15):
situation. Oh yeah.
Rosa we have a love of God, that's for sure.
Amen. That's facts.
I mean, But we're gonna do. What was your question that you
had for? As I hold up?
I just go. All right, it's fine.
Cut me out here. I should ask the one that your
(20:35):
cousin. Your cousin told us.
Oh yeah, go Quest. Question Time guys.
Questions. And we're going to start with
questions. All right question I have kind
of ignoring me what were you know it's fine.
Anyway the question I have is like bridges into like more
about you guys. So like what do people
misunderstand most about you? Oh, that whole again, styling.
(20:57):
We start let me start. They think I'm the mean one.
They think. I'm the rude one.
Well, it's it's just from the outside looking in.
It looks like it look at, but like that's how we show our love
to each other like that. Yeah, I'm honest.
But like, people think I'm mean,he's just like, he's very blunt.
I'm black. But like, I mean, I was held
back a lot know, you know, because we do the Bible and
(21:19):
stuff out to God, you know, thatout to go.
So, I held back a lot, you know?But yeah.
The also look mean. You know, some people think
automatically and I'm a mean person.
No. Yeah, yeah.
Like after I know when I'm 62, by the way and I'm Hefty.
But so I'm 61 people, people think I'm like automatically
(21:40):
mean, you know, and I think thatlooking I'm like cool the or
some type of thing, but I'm probably I probably like the
lamest person I've ever met. Wow, that's that's how that's
how that's how I stars. Like and then once you get to
our relationship and our friendship and Like you'll see
who the actual mean people are we've all been friends for like
(22:02):
our whole lives basically. Well I'm cousin took Derek, so
but mean me and me is Michael he's my David, my tocayo, we
grew up together. Uncle my cousin oh that's your
cousin mother. So Mark is always been around
which added to my channel to allmy cousins.
Yeah, I know I know I know I love those guys.
(22:28):
Shout out to those are my cousin's.
Our Mark is related to everybody, I really well I want.
All right. So
there's no way bro. You're not look like
(23:29):
But but Mike, I didn't get to tell my own story.
No, no tell me what I thought about you.
Crazy. All right.
Go go, go, go go. You know, I thought it was like
a little because one time at church, I know.
I don't know why this guy. He just like we're playing.
I don't know what we're doing. Damon to David was a bully by
(23:50):
the way and well that about thatafterwards still?
Is he runs up to me? She bought chips for everyone in
(24:49):
my guy, took them to where he's sitting only for himself.
He has the whole bag right now. Soon.
I mean, that's true and Eric, I don't remember much because you
laugh, when you were younger, you were little, but I thought
it was annoying as heck. That's my trouble is that I love
him now, but I love Eric. I was gonna be sad if he was
(25:12):
going to make it to the pot today.
Yeah, we're not filming recording this, you difference?
Okay, right. Sorry, I probably forgot.
I did now. He said we're in the same boat.
Yeah, we're pretty much saying, and this sense, because we're
Pisces twins. You know, facts.
(25:33):
According to women were toxic. I don't see it though.
Wow, just a little bit. How Now we're not going to get
into that guy go go as we'll talk about, what's up?
I mean I know for a fact like I'm friendly and I know I have I
have like a friendly like Vibe when when I when I meet new
(25:53):
people who / but the only bad, the only downside to that is
like other girls who get my guysdo last summer.
Handsome. So I kid, you not so bad, not he
was not heed. My guy was talking to like five
(26:14):
different girls that were at thesame time.
He got bored and turned around and talk to the other girls and
I'm just like, what you my guy is ruthless.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's a player. Not me.
And imma let you finish. But like the downside to that
like what about me being friendly is that when it comes
(26:35):
to serious things, they don't see me.
Like, like me, don't take you seriously.
They don't Take me serious. And I mean, it's something you
kind of get used to, but, like not now.
(27:28):
she's wild people when they meetme, they're like, oh, she's like
really nice and Am I would say I'm a pretty nice person.
I don't yeah, I don't like it when you get all angry and
stuff. No!
Don't take this the wrong way and don't take this the wrong
way. But Loki Loki.
Yeah. In RBF really?
(27:48):
Yeah I never noticed it Doki like in the nicest way possible.
What does that mean? I can't stand resting but face,
yeah. Anyway, according to other
sources are my friends. So basically our whole lives, We
(28:25):
have a guest speaker and Ashley Kevin.
Kevin. Why is Johnny your grandpa?
So we went to. We were celebrating our
birthday. But apparently it was just a but
(28:52):
it was cool, though. It was cool.
Oh, yeah, it was fun. It was fun anyway.
But the way to Texas Roadhouse, right?
Yes, it's sad. I Texas.
Roadhouse sponsor has, please Mom.
I my steak. I ordered a medium rare and he
gave me rare. I didn't finish it.
A lot of things wrong with TexasRoadhouse.
(29:13):
Yeah. So that's a whole story so we
can tell. But what was it that the waiter
came and Mike and he Starts complaining, I think.
And then I had like, you forgot to order a straw to or think he
was. He was complaining.
Was like I told the lady, I'm sorry for my grandpa.
He's a little grumpy. He's a little grumpy right now.
(29:34):
He was complaining. He was hungry.
He said, so he was just hungry and grumpy, you know, it's old
age but no, he got mad because we're all like super young and
then my dad has like great. Yeah, you guys getting old but
that day, shut up. Shut up, Johnny.
(29:55):
He's up. He's a bag.
She's a vet. Yeah, he's a, he's serving our
country in the military. He's in the military.
Air Force, to be specific and he's young at heart because
yeah, ain't no other. There's no other.
He was in the Air Force. He wasn't there for him, but
right now he's in the Army. But so, check this out, y'all.
(30:18):
Because because we had a reserve, but there was going to
be mine of us. And the way it was going to be
like 2 to 3 hours, 3 hours, and then marks, like, I got it.
I got it, dude. Literally hanging and the
reserve, the table. Tell me why he reserved a table
(30:41):
for six people. I tell them
So the problem was Mark that, it's just that one line of the
reserve online, I reserve and itsaid 6, I thought I said 6 Plus
(31:05):
but the place was to add anotherperson like but it didn't let me
click button because you can do all these six Max.
And then at the bottom, it says,call it already has more than
six. I don't know what you guys
complaining. We ate, right?
We are. Yeah, but you're cousins had to
go, where else? Yeah.
You don't read that far. One Child Left Behind.
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Shout out to my sister. Sorry.
(32:18):
I don't know, it was my first time And then miscommunication.
Yeah. Hey Boo.
Hey, we ate, we still had a goodtime.
Sorry to my cousin's. It's not everybody hate though.
You are here you you didn't makeit but you got to make you.
(32:40):
Yeah, well I guess I get her. It's ok, it's ok.
He was he was studying. He was doing stuff.
Use them for stuff for school. He's crazy Mad studying right
now. He's studying to be an engineer
right now, so that's my guys, super smart single.
Oil and some handsome God-fearing Man.
Godfrey man super funny. Thank you, bilingual.
(33:02):
I speak Spanish and English. Thank you.
He's also go follow him on Instagram if you don't remember.
Just rewind and you'll hear it. Yeah.
I'm not going to satisfy Carrickwas here.
I remember it. So T my dang.
All right. All right, let's do this.
Do this, do this, do this. Do we have another question?
Oh, did you see? The time step.
(33:25):
I mean, yeah. But I go.
You have another question about your cousin.
One of my friends asked the question.
What was it? Why are we single?
So, what's the start? Yes, yes, she's on.
What is it? Hot girl, somewhere vibrant.
She's been on it for like four years.
(33:53):
Disappointing. No I said I love the cold.
Am I single? Hello tereza.
No, no, I will come back to you because you can probably the
first time she encounters a question.
(34:42):
Yeah. Okay, click.
I'm 23 yards is 222. And Eric's 24.
And how old are you 31? Well, I just not recently were
(35:05):
like, it's been a year that I'vebeen like, actually.
So that's true. That's true, you know.
Yeah, I mean, you say it's nice,it's nice, it's nice being
single. Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah, it was, no, I just more like with going to flow.
No notnot like over the floor. But I just flow flow flow with
(35:29):
more than focusing with like church.
And how can I help Church get better?
And be better and work work. I do what I work from 11 7:45
p.m. I got no time for no girl.
Sorry, ladies like they're stillbreakfast bro.
(35:55):
A company like 7:00 a.m. if you're not an early bird, I
don't want afterwards. Like I get out of work and I go
to church late, you know then I get a home like at 90 know, you
know? So that's understandable.
It's understandable and like nahI don't I don't know if I do
(36:16):
look for a girl. She's gonna have to understand
like church and God comes first facts.
Like, even this work that I havethis job.
I asked for a shift change because no too much.
That's that's yeah. Like what I get?
Yeah you get that church ends upgoing long.
(36:37):
Yeah this is sighs. I always do overtime at church.
Yeah. So I do not like if I do day
it's probably just like you know, date to marry casual.
Oh. Right now I already did that one
guy. Yeah, yeah.
It is it that those are fun times.
(37:00):
I mean really Marcus in that phase.
No, no. So he's at that point where it's
just like he meets a girl and just going to tell her to marry.
You know what the thing is that does save you a lot of time.
(37:22):
Yeah, the thing is Is she might not be the one like you'll be
the one for sure. I'm also going to be doing
(37:44):
in my past life yesterday. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
(38:11):
Don't I went to Star Wars with how which one?
There's a lot know me through. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Listen to it.
Maybe y, manifesting it. That's fine.
(39:14):
That's fine. They're willing to be with you.
(39:52):
All right. Then I was going to add to that
(40:14):
was going to be like actually like well what was you guys is
relationship like experience? Like what do you what do you
guys have like are you guys if you guys want to hear You're
(40:42):
gonna have to turn into, you're gonna have to tune in to episode
two. Okay.
If you're sure Spotify, let's play the game.
Alright, we are going to play with you, rather?
Would you rather would you rather?
Okay. All right, go guys, you go
first? No, I just said, I can't go.
Well, thanks. All right.
Hey, would you rather it at yourgraduation walk?
(41:08):
With no pants on like with your robe.
It just your boxes or Eat an onion like a raw onion.
Like I likes onions. He likes onions.
Yeah. That was funny.
No, that was wack. Put some garlic in there.
(41:30):
Actually be really hungry or really thirsty.
Go. Yeah you got this.
All right. I'm sorry guys.
I mean, you can't eat both to this.
All you got shoes on bless you, bro.
I get really mad when I'm hungry.
(41:52):
Oh, not just when you're hungry.Okay, she's always hungry.
All right, 10 seconds. Go.
Yeah we did that. So it was hard.
(42:15):
Very I rather be hungry too because you could you could
survive with no food for a whilewhen you be dry.
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, you need water.
Yeah, I need water. Yeah.
So what do you think of water here?
But I also, I also like, yes. I also get kind of like, I know
you when I'm not. That's what we give you the
Ruffles. Exactly.
(43:18):
I don't even want to I know I could tell bro.
No you killed it with the smelling thing I was gonna say
armpit but you killed me with the smelling thing.
I would you date a guy with the unibrow or with he's smiling at
(43:39):
BO like super bad beer. Do it out.
Throw up because smells like America.
(44:03):
I'm not going to be with someonethat smells like, oh, she's
pretty. Go up five years without knowing
(44:50):
nothing because obviously you'renot going to know nothing.
I'll go first. I got to go back.
Five years later Ash. That's true.
It's easy. But actually answer.
Oh, go, go, go. Wait, can I change if I go back?
Five years, like, can I change the trans you?
Yeah, so like, oh, because that I know, right?
(45:16):
So I could, I can change it down.
Stuff, question that stuff. Well, I'll if I go I don't I
already don't know what the future holds.
So I'll go back by Years. Yeah.
Fix some things like a little mistakes you made here and then
yeah. Won't date a girl that I dated,
you know, now those are learningskills.
Those are learning, those are learning experiences.
(45:37):
Those are learning experiences. No Lie.
Five years ago, what is? That is 20?
1999. I have long hair and 20 1920
1919 was lit bro. We went to Kentucky.
(45:58):
Shout out loudly. I dye my hair blond.
I wouldn't like ten concerts in one month.
He was going through a phase, guys.
Yo, I'm outta here. I'm gonna lie.
That was one quarter life crisis.
No, I think that's coming up Johnny's going through this
crisis. It's for the introduction for
(46:19):
the next. Yeah, whenever but, yeah, I'll
go back five years. Yeah.
(46:39):
Maybe as a follow-up. For sure.
(47:18):
I mean knowing what I know now. Yes, I would I would have done
better in school. Yeah, I'd go back if I would go
back to high school and I would just change what I was studying.
I was doing good in high school like I said going into college.
Yeah yeah James what? I studied that take things more
seriously. Yeah yeah same here.
(47:39):
Yeah yeah I mean but it's helpful like the stomach because
you know now I'm doing that for church.
And stuff. Yeah, I guess it fell.
I mean but like again with you really change anything because
(48:03):
I mean he's been around, he's been around not like that.
Like, I've been around, you know, when you think that, you
know, this person going to be there be with them for Long time
then you know, buying them, a pair of Jordan ones that what
(48:23):
isn't gonna care about me, so bright.
But I always buy you something, good for your business to.
I can't imagine anything this year because it's a, I
understand, I understand. Yeah, I will.
What I want to know is why you got a gift and I me, bro.
I don't know. Don't the collab gift, don't a
don't come, don't come at me forthat.
(48:47):
It's just a thought out loud. All right, you come after that
other guy for that and that me, okay, no, I'm just a middleman,
nobody cares. I had a birthday party.
So, yeah, that's a lot of gear. I didn't have a birthday party
because I don't like parties, well, for myself.
I mean, mine wasn't a birthday party.
If you think about it, and therereally was no, but like we sing
(49:08):
happy. Happy we sing.
Happy Birthday to you, too. That's right, you're right.
All right, fine, fine. Chad, I forgot.
I was like part of anything. A lot of things happen tomorrow.
I know, dude. Yeah.
(49:29):
It's almost summer dicey. Remember New Year's.
I was supposed to have my SummerBody by summer but yeah, I know
this new job. Hey, don't worry man.
We'll get there in 10 years, I'mnot.
Now, we're gonna start. Okay.
All right. Let's go to our next segment now
then everyone supports takes. All right.
(49:49):
So all right, check this out, I know we got to talk about
Barcelona Madrid, losing member jaebee Nim, but Michael asked.
My legs are other friend and their uncle or cousin, whatever.
The he is our pastor though, forsure.
Youth pastor, our brother, Sean,Michael and he asked Glenn Diego
(50:10):
myself, who would win World Cup Argentina?
Or Champions League Real Madrid Champions League rominger, bro.
So wait, which rominger the one that just wanted to check one
and just stuff Look, see. That's that's hard.
That's hard because Real Madrid.Real Madrid.
(50:31):
Everyone knows each other. Yeah.
Chemistry is way better. And with Argentina, I mean, The
the people from that were in Argentina.
What? 2018 are?
No words were talking about people 2022, World Cup, the
World Cup winners. Yeah, I know 2020.
Yeah. There's there's there.
There were different players 2022.
(50:52):
Yeah, there were different players at that area than there
was at this one. Yeah.
So like they're barely getting getting that.
Chemistry was ruined read somewhere everybody every year?
And that's yeah, was a comeback team.
I was like oh yeah so this is what she said that was like one
of the best Champions League runs like I've ever seen in my
(51:13):
life so I said not a doubt aboutit.
Right. And then Diego said it 3-3 tie
and then Real Madrid would dominate first have believed
that their mental doing better in the second half and then
losing penalties. It's and then if you look at it
(51:35):
this way around Madrid was I mean, they are still there
there. Go to Team puts up with friends.
France was but we're talking about the most, bruh.
I know. Like there was a lot of things
(52:13):
that happened for Argentina to like move forward.
Yeah, it's true. But no, but what are the key
things was the one idea. Yeah, he played good, but I
don't think like Enzo and all ofthose young guys would be able
to stand a chance to like Cruz moderate small Ridge.
Then in the new guys feather. Yeah, every day.
(52:35):
Come on being a gentleman, but but where is he?
His butt is my team, by the way.That's my, that's my heart said
that he asked somebody else, andthen somebody else said, aren't
you? It would be a tie, but Argentina
would win and penalties fight for.
(52:55):
Then you go just to the same team.
I think your team hasn't lost penalties since the eighties.
Yeah. But and I just fact, check that.
And their first victory was in penalty and penalties was in the
90s 1990, so that was wrong. Well yeah.
It's because yeah yeah only surethat's questions concerns.
(53:16):
Oh, she's a Dodger. Fan Aston Villa till I die.
Oh my God, she goes to Europe once twice.
All right, well we had to talk about that.
Beating Real Madrid gave Barcelona 40 Eric.
But the bars, the only bars, a fan on this podcast.
How do you feel, bro? Honestly at that time, I was
(53:40):
kind of mad. I would be too bad.
We whooped you guys are defense trash.
Our defense was completely different than they did.
The last five games. Everyone was everyone was meant
to man, but this time they were all being the line and that's
bad and do and round with cheesecase because wrong with, you
cannot be treated the same as any other two as any other team
(54:04):
because they're Specialists, when it comes to counter.
For real, that's how basically we scored most of our goals that
game. That game was crazy, though.
I was so happy. Yeah.
So happy, I remember. I texted in the group chat right
after I had loser loser, we spanked you guys, 40, and then
big boy bands, but on the other winner hot take, Francis best
(54:28):
Striker ever. Ever hot, take Heart.
Take, I'm sticking to that forever.
Well, we'll see what happens to him about her.
He's not a conversation. I'm Seeking to that.
I think he Pat he's up there, he's up there.
The Romans had his greatest Club.
Ever facts, that's it back for reals facts.
(54:50):
But yeah, that's pretty much it.Yeah, this concludes our first
pod. Yeah.
Thank you for tuning in. Thank you for listening to us
and we'll be back soon. This was a pot about nothing.
Again, I am Mark, I am Eric. Do you have it?
I'm yes. And this is our first.
This is our first episode. So tune into next week and we're
(55:13):
going to talk about David's lovelife on that one.
Yeah, we met all of our love andand we'll have a special guest.
Oh, we are state. A tune state-owned a day to stay
tuned. We're not going to say who it
is. No spoilers, you're gonna have
to listen in and find out. Thank you guys, we'll see you
next time. Know, I will be exposing myself.
Hey bro, the the show's, over the show's over guys.
(55:35):
I don't know, man, guys. What if she's the one, we
should, we finish. All right, that's, that's in the
past guys, we finished. Yeah.
All right, we're done. We're done.
All right. Bye-bye.
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