A Rabbi and a Lawyer Walk Into a Bar
Come on in, grab a seat at our “digital bar” and join two old friends for relatively well-informed and irreverent musings on religion, news, and society. In each episode, Rabbi Asher Lopatin and John Geiringer, an attorney, will ask provocative questions that congregants maybe only wish they could ask their Rabbi. This is not your typical religion podcast… Imagine sharing a drink with your Rabbi. What would you ask? I bet you too have a few questions you wish you could ask. That’s exactly what A Rabbi and a Lawyer Walk Into a Bar Podcast is about. An honest conversation by two news junkies who keep an open mind, challenge the status quo, and love discussing the comedy, tragedy, absurdity, and reality of the Jewish experience.
Episodes
August 1, 2025 • 37 mins
We discuss the Torah and Persian sources for the name of Israel’s recent Iran operation. Asher describes how the Diaspora can advocate for Israel when the going gets tough, getting more strident than during his anti-foie gras days. Speaking of advocacy, John requests a summer “get out of shul free” card, but Asher isn’t buying it. After a refresher on Tisha B’Av, John extracts Asher from an uncharacteristic funk by invoking the ...
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June 6, 2025 • 44 mins
We haven’t spoken since John’s dog ate the afikoman, and we discuss his Omer success and Asher’s Omer challenges. In the meantime, Asher continues his amazing world travels, this time to Kurdistan on an interfaith mission with his Chaldean friends. We discuss that region’s deep connection to Jewish history, including minor prophets like Nachum (John had to Google him). We then discuss Trump’s anti-antisemitism efforts, and our grat...
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April 10, 2025 • 37 mins
Did Asher visit Africa to avoid Pesach cleaning? We discuss his recent trip to Ghana (after Syria), and John suspects that Asher is a CIA officer. Asher describes the slave trade artifacts he witnessed, and contrasts them to slavery in the ancient Jewish tradition. He then answers Passover FAQs and reminds us to remember the goal of our seders. We grapple with having gratitude for freedom while our people remain in tunnels. O...
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March 3, 2025 • 40 mins
And now for something completely different. We discuss Asher’s unbelievable adventures in Syria and Qatar, including his new (former) Al-Qaeda buddies and his guardedly optimistic outlook for the region as a result. John then discusses the importance of teaching about legal issues surrounding the Holocaust and why the right is on the rise in Germany. With Adar and Purim approaching and considering Asher’s trip, we’re reminded of v’...
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January 24, 2025 • 42 mins
What’s this Asarah B’Tevet fast all about? We then swing on the pendulum between sorrow and joy at the hostage exchange. John’s representative, Brad Schneider (D-IL), discusses being a Jewish congressman these days. We trade notes on the Inauguration, our modern hakhel ceremony. John encourages Asher to be more like Pastor Lorenzo Sewell, and Asher hopes his interfaith colleagues are less like the cancelled Imam. We end by ima...
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December 30, 2024 • 37 mins
A few weeks off and the whole Middle East changes, and hopefully soon for our precious hostages. It’s Chanukah season, so we discuss our victory over the Syrians - then (Syrian-Greeks) and now. Speaking of rededicating the Temple, Asher takes us on a deep dive on the Temple Mount. We then somehow transition to the proper praying times in Greenland.
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November 10, 2024 • 64 mins
We discuss celebrating Simchat Torah on the yahrtzeit of 10/7, embracing both the darkness and the light - as Jews do so well. Anshe Sholom alum Richard Goldberg, who has the coolest resume ever (including being sanctioned by Iran), then helps us understand the scourge of antisemitism and ongoing developments in the Middle East. Asher ends by convincing us not to become too shul-ed out as we enter the month of Marcheshvan.
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October 1, 2024 • 42 mins
We discuss Israel’s remarkable success against Hezbollah so far, including whether we can rejoice in our enemy’s destruction (we can) and whether AOC understands the laws of armed conflict (she doesn’t). Although Israel does not need our advice on military strategy, as much as Asher tries, it certainly could use everyone’s help with their PR, or hasbara. Someone leading that charge is our guest, Amit Grinfeld, the Co-Founder and ...
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September 18, 2024
We discuss Asher’s connection to the Goldberg-Polin family, with the tragedy of Hersh and the strength of his mom. “The king is in the field” during the month of Elul, but are we lobbying Him or is He campaigning for our vote?
In the aftermath of 10/7, John thinks the burden is on Him. To inspire us this season, we interview Jeff Kaminsky, a tzedakah entrepreneur who is touching countless lives in Ukraine and Israel through ...
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August 7, 2024 • 49 mins
Asher describes the various restrictions during The Three Weeks, our collective period of mourning, but more importantly, explains what they are meant to elicit. Speaking of which, we are joined by Jeff Schoep, once the “Gadol Hador” of the American Neo-Nazi movement before seeing the light. He describes his life before and after doing t’shuvah - and actually uses that word in a sentence.
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May 20, 2024
In the midst of Omer counting, John admits being off track, even with tech support. As anti-Israel disturbances continue, Asher provides a firsthand account from Ann Arbor. We invite Tom Berner to describe what his group (LAAST) has been doing to fight that scourge using a variety of legal tools. We then discuss the very Jewish emotional roller coaster this past week, as we remember our victims, honor our fallen, and celebrate o...
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April 19, 2024
John wonders whether the recent eclipse and earthquake should have us concerned, and Asher assures us that gam zu l’tovah - everything is for the good. He also convinces us to say shehechiyanu more often. We begin the countdown to Passover by stopping tachanun, spring cleaning our chometz, and watching the latest Moses flick.
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March 20, 2024
Asher describes his new Ann Arbor gig, as all eyes remain on Michigan this election year. Speaking of politicians, we discuss whether Schumer is such a shomer and why Proxmire should be better known. John questions whether those red pins at the Oscars were about our shared humanity, or something more sinister. As Purim arrives, we approach joy in a time of pain, learn moral self-defense, and consider how quickly misfortune can b...
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January 25, 2024 • 27 mins
Baby it’s cold outside! In a surprise twist, Asher acknowledges Nathan of Gaza for the Tu Bishvat seder. We then contemplate WWMLKD (what would MLK do) in the current environment. John summarizes the flawed ICJ case against Israel, and wonders if the pro-Hamas/Houthi protesters ever consider themselves the “baddies.” Despite the negative temperatures, we end with positive thoughts about longer days.
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January 4, 2024 • 29 mins
Asher describes his ongoing Israel advocacy efforts, including his recent trip to the Holy Land, which included visiting hospitals, picking lettuce, and reveling in his strange love of driving there. We then discuss Bibi’s role in history, and how it would have been improved by early retirement. After some Harvard schadenfreude, John defends his negative campaign against Chanukah in his shul’s version of the famous Latke-Hamantash ...
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November 22, 2023
Asher describes being one of almost 300,000 at the Israel rally, while John joined virtually. We turn our ire on fellow Jews who give aid and comfort to the enemy, and suggest mini-cherem for them. After questioning whether we can be simultaneously frightened and emboldened by current events, we end on a note of Thanksgiving - and kosher turkey.
Enjoy Thanksgiving!
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November 9, 2023
We lament the “useful idiots” who support Hamas, but derive hope from our true allies. Asher surprisingly announces his political aspirations, while John (an avid C-SPAN viewer) advises caution. Asher memorializes Samantha Woll, and we compare notes on our crying habits these days. We rejoice in the newfound Jewish unity and faith, and John reminds us that humor is a Jewish superpower in times of trouble.
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October 20, 2023 • 47 mins
In our most somber episode (hopefully ever), we discuss how we celebrated Judaism’s happiest day on Israel’s saddest day. Asher taps his expertise on Islam to explain the 10/7 perpetrators, while we try to understand the mentality of their supporters worldwide. So much for Asher’s upcoming “shared society” trip to Israel. As usual, we end on a positive note, in this case the return of Jewish unity - for now.
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September 24, 2023 • 30 mins
We discuss our respective Rosh Hashanas, including Asher’s geopolitical sermons and John’s unexpected rendition of Dem Bones for his congregation. For Yom Kippur, Asher explains how we should approach repentance, both among individuals, and between individuals and “The Place.” We then unpack the Yom Kippur service, including why some Jews pray like Muslims. Of course we had to mention Mr. Spock’s famous gesture.
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September 14, 2023 • 22 mins
The new year always brings the possibility of a fresh start, so Asher and John discuss the value of incremental improvement, both in jiu-jitsu and in life. Asher explains what to expect when Rosh Hashana falls on shabbat (what, no shofar?). We then unpack all those holiday greetings you’ll be hearing over the next few days. Once you’ve plumped up from holiday meals, it’s time for the Jewish version of intermittent fasting.
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