A Theme Pahk Podcast

Nickelodeon and SpongeBob are officially returning to Orlando! In this episode of A Theme Pahk Podcast, I dive into the exciting news of a brand new Nickelodeon Resort and SpongeBob-themed restaurant opening near the Orlando theme parks NEXT YEAR. Plus a $50 million next-level dark ride coming in 2026 to Dollywood. But that’s not all...

We also cover:

🎢 Recent roller coaster ride mishaps that hit several major parks last week

🏞️ Al...

In this week’s episode, I'm diving into Walt Disney World’s newly approved development plans, including signs that a 5th theme park might finally be in the works. 👀 Then we follow up on Six Flags’ leadership shake-up and talk more about the state of the company. Then Halloween Horror Nights fans, buckle up! Universal just dropped a wave of original haunted house announcements, and we’ve got the full rundown! 💀🧸❄️

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🛑 The Ex...

We’ve got a loaded episode this week! From the chaotic state of Six Flags and major layoffs to Netflix opening its own theme park-style attractions. We’re also breaking down a brand-new ride system making waves overseas which might end up at Epic Universe for the highly rumored Creature from the Black Lagoon ride, plus two big haunted house reveals for Halloween Horror Nights 2025.

🚨 Also: The Express Lane makes its debut! A rapid-...

In this episode of A Theme Pahk Podcast, we’re breaking down some of the biggest updates from the theme park world right now.

🏁 Test Track 3.0 details dropped during the recording of this episode! I react in real-time as I try to make sense of the new video, concept art, and all the details Disney JUST revealed.

🚗 Universal Studios Hollywood goes full throttle with the announcement of Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift, a 72 MPH o...

I break down Disney’s massive official announcements for Disneyland Resort — including a new transportation hub, “Coco” ride location updates, New Avatar land news, and what’s going on with Avengers Campus. Then we shift to EPCOT where Test Track 3.0 is almost ready to open!

I also cover the emotional final day of MuppetVision 3D and what to expect from the confirmed Muppets Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster re-theme in 2026. And Universal f...

Universal just dropped a ton of Halloween Horror Nights 2025 news — and we’re breaking it all down. From the first haunted house announcement (yes, it’s FALLOUT!) to the return of Premium Scream Night, ticket launch details, and even a sneak peek at Five Nights at Freddy’s, this episode covers all the massive updates you need to know.

Plus: Quick news from Japan’s HHN lineup and plans moving forward.

It's another episode of Universal...

🚨 NEW 'Cars' Land Announced for Magic Kingdom! | Epic Universe Updates, FNAF at HHN, Hagrid's Wild Wait Times Are INSANE & More!

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Disney just dropped huge news! New concept map artwork for Magic Kingdom's brand new 'Cars'-themed land called Piston Peak, replacing Tom Sawyer Island and part of Rivers of America! We break down everything revealed in the new map and what it means for the future of the park.

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In this week’s episode of A Theme Pahk Podcast, we dive into all the latest news in the theme park world:

-Is a WWE-themed haunted house coming to Halloween Horror Nights?

-What does the first week of Epic Universe tell us about the future of crowds and wait times?

-New Disney shows hit Hollywood Studios — including The Little Mermaid and Villains: Unfairly Ever After

-Why are people this mad about new trash cans at Epic Universe?

-How ...

🎢 EPISODE 1 – Welcome to A Theme Pahk Podcast! 🎢 In the debut episode, I introduce myself and share the story behind A Theme Pahk Podcast. I also recap my recent trip to Orlando with:

• A Universal Studios redemption arc you won’t want to miss
• A full rundown of my day exploring Epic Universe
• And yes, we’ve got some hot Disney talk too

Whether you’re a hardcore park junkie or just here for the chaos, you’re in the right pl...