A Twink and a Redhead

In this special episode, we take you behind the scenes of how our brand new song 'A Twink and a Redhead' came to be! With the help of our incredible producer and co-writer, Drew Louis, we peel the curtain back on the songwriting process and how we made the song of the summer, no shade. Is it satire? Is it catchy? Is it c*nt? Who could say... BOOYAH!

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THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS ALERT COURTESY OF CUNTV NEWS NETWORK! This week, Grant & Ash talk about…. The News (riveting, right?) Ashley talks about her disdain for several Fox News anchors and how she could likely take a majority of them in hand-to-hand combat, while Grant shares some insider knowledge from working in the News industry. BOOYAH! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR [REDACTED] BONUS EPISODES AND MORE: https://www.patreon.c...

In this week’s episode, Ash takes Grant back to the classroom and educates him on a range of topics: Mitt Romney thirst traps, the Renaissance, Jennifer Lawrence’s pixie cut, sperm whales, and the 3 branches of government. Get out your pencils, create a Quizlet, and be prepared to expand your mind! Also, stay tuned for a wild story where one of our listeners WooHoo’ed a Ru girl!

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As a sequel to 'The Horniness of High School,' Grant & Ash discuss some questionable tales from their time at Florida State University. The gays of Tallahassee were scarce, and the majority of them did not like Grant... He was fighting off nasty rumors left and right! Meanwhile, Ashley almost shit her pants in bed with a man. Yep, you heard that right. This only scratches the surface of our lil walk down (horny) memory ...

Have y’all ever wondered which Nintendo character is the biggest power bottom? If you answered yes, then this episode is for you! After begging Jack Antanoff to reunite his band fun., Grant and Ash explore some of their biggest crushes (animated and fictional). Grant leans further into his furry curiosity with Sirius Black, and Ashley admits that she loved to watch her Sims woohoo. Then, they dive into the Nintendo Universe and dis...

This week, Grant and Ash get spooky, discussing their greatest fears and phobias growing up. Bloody Mary was the name on everyone’s lips in school. She terrorized their entire New Jersey hometown, traumatizing Ashley in a Melting Pot restroom and completely dictating Grant’s bowel movements as a child. Grant also admits that he is a psychic medium and tells the tale of when he knew his dog was in life-threatening peril. And stay tu...

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the… horniest of times? In this episode, Grant and Ash discuss how feral they were during their time at Hillsborough High School. Grant tells the insane story of having a stalker who (spoiler alert!) ends up being a creepy old man that follows him all the way to college. Ash admits to the time prom didn’t go as expected, and she ended the night by helping a man locate his ...

“Swingers Upon Main - An app for swingers, by swingers… Swingers who love Disney!” Grant and Ash discuss the viral video they created promoting a fake app called “Swingers Upon Main.” The video sent the internet ablaze when it was reposted to X last January, and Grant and Ash soon became the faces of a swinging community that may or may not even exist. After death threats, heated podcast discourse, and even a Rolling Stone article,...

After a brief hiatus, Grant & Ash are back and hotter than ever! In this episode, the duo catches their Gorgianas up on some maj life updates before diving into the dramatic and twisty tale of how a boy got in between their then 8-year-long friendship, almost bringing it to an end. The story involves a toxic relationship, Juicy Juice, mental health, a fight in a blanket fort, Panera Bread, and so much more. Grant & Ash also...

In this SEASON FINALE, Grant & Ash welcome their friends, Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella of GOOD CHILDREN, to their Wayfair couch for a lil SLUMBER PARTY 😍 The two childhood bestie duos talk about their similar upbringings, sleepovers, the Catholic Church, sh*tting themselves, being possessed, army crawling, and so much more.

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Oh, this episode is FUN 🤣😜 Grant is finally out of his depression era and gets drunk on a Poppi cocktail (although we’re still mad at Poppi for not sponsoring us 🤨). You might be wondering… Why tf is this episode called ‘Miscellaneous?’ WELL, for this episode Grant & Ash decided to bring miscellaneous topics to the table for them to debate, explore, and discuss. Neither of them knows what the other is going to ask. The two e...

WE'RE BACK FROM DISNEY 😍 and Grant is down BAD... Let's just say 911 had to be called to the Animal Kingdom Lodge 😳 Spooky season came in HOT! In this episode, we discuss our relationship with Halloween (costumes, trick or treating, which candies are panty droppers, etc) and then we also recap the roller coaster that was our Disney Trip.  We say this every episode but BUCKLE UP because this episode truly has it all (jus...

When was your first time eating a$$? Today we unpack this essential question and more "first times." Ashley tells the story of her first time drinking in 7th grade, which may or may not have been at a prominent New Jersey politician’s house. Grant talks about how his first breakup resulted in him falling into the arms of Shrek. So many other crazy first times are discussed, so buckle up, cuz this episode is a rollercoaste...

Since so many of you love the Announcements For the Good of the Group (AFTGOTG for short) section of our podcast, Grant & Ash decided to do a whole episode doing them! For those who may not know, AFTGOTGs can be anything anyone feels needs to be announced (for the good of the group). A deep dark secret, something you might need to confess, a potential warning, something that really pisses you...  The topics are endless with AFT...

Some of y'all said you wanted longer episodes... Well,  here it is. This is our longest episode yet, and quite frankly the most unhinged. This week, Grant & Ash dive into all things superheroes, but then, things take a turn for the worse when they accidentally get drunk.  Topics may or may not include Spiderman, Batman, Darth Vader being a generous lover, thirsting for John Green, Ashley's thoughts on the Virgin Mary,...

Y'all Ashley literally has COVID this week... So you're stuck with Grant and our dear friend, Emily Boose. For those of you who really know us, you may have heard of Emily Boose once, twice, or maybe even thrice. She is an icon in Grant & Ash lore, inspiring the duo to even write a song about her back in high school titled "Oh My Emily Boose." And hey... stick around long enough, and you might even hear it i...

Y’all it’s time to normalize having an arch nemesis, ok? On this episode, Grant & Ash talk about one of their favorite topics: FEUDS. This hot duo discusses infamous celebrity feuds, such as Plankton vs. Mr. Krabs and Taylor vs. Kanye. Then, the two reminisce on some iconic feuds they’ve had in their personal lives. From homophobic slurs to water gun fights to drunken emails sent to teachers, this episode has it ALL!

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WHODUNNIT? Who could really say... Am I right you guys? In this episode, Grant & Ash are on their Crime Junkies sh*t, discussing the many mysteries of life, including the Solange / Jay-Z elevator brawl, the moon landing, the mysterious abandoned World War II depot in their hometown, Qanon, and more.  Grant also talks about how he exposed Florida State's secret society, Burning Spear (We know... That literally sounds like a...