Absolute Show
A daring, wild, unkempt, distasteful, classy, berserk, non-nude, lustful, moronic, punchy, unhinged, arrogant, ABSOLUTE show. A live comedy talk show.
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Big oil is our sponsor and that really makes these tree huggers mad. They ruin the show. Aldo Campana gets his hair cut.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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My boys are coming over for the big game! Little do they know what the actual game is. Mwahahahahaha! Kam Patterson and David Jolly explore their love for each other. Ben Beatbox is autistic and on beat.
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My dad is back! Me and him get to play lightsaber. Also my mom crashed my show and won’t leave! Ugh! Such a drag! And she brought my stupid step dad and step brother. At least I get to hang out with my real dad! Ali Al Sayed says hello and Du-bye!. Martin Phillips raps!
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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Liz slept in and now Lukas is scrambling to find a new cohost! Who will he pick?? Deric Poston hates the smoke alarm sound. Simon Hughes is an excited pup.
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Mutual combat is legal in the state of Texas. Fights keep breaking out during the show. Christophe Jean hasn’t been to the dentist. The Lizardman says freak shows were ran by con men.
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The local theater troupe from Tyler Texas put on a play to teach Lukas and Liz the true, unabridged history of their lovely small town. Phillip Garcia loves a good cig on special occasions.
This was a Special Absolute Show, taped in front of a live audience at the Cheesin’ Fest in Tyler, TX.
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A spider is loose in the venue, but the show must go on. Can Lukas and liz survive? Thank God for our writers, Ike and Colton, who are spider experts. Heath Cordes is addicted to Capri sun. Bane Jane likes to keep it on the concrete.
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Lukas confronts God. Liz is a strong believer in Science. Kurt Metzger is a feminist hero. Jack Timmons is not gay!
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A door guy won’t let Lukas and Liz in the VIP club. Lill Good is cool with gay people. Mike Cannon loves 3 on 3 basketball.
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Our writer, Ike, really wanna to skate for this episode. Lukas really hated the idea. But it was the best idea we had this week. Sara Weinshenk and Yoshi Obayashi join us.
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9/11 is a special holiday and Lukas and Liz are being big 9/11 grinches! The writers, Ike and Colton, want this day to be special. Lukas and Liz need to get in on the holiday spirit! Luisa Omielan is British and talks funny. Ehsan Ahmad doesn’t deny anything.
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Lukas and Liz go through the steps to join the illuminati. Lukas gets humiliated. Liz joins the wrong illumin group. Olivia Carter balances things on her head. Ron Taylor get uncomfortable with the mic situation. Will the Illuminati successfully get Lukas and Liz to join?
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Liz has beef with one of the writers, and tried to poison him. But does she miss her target? Anyways, Lukas comes back as a ghost and has ghost powers! Netherfriends shows us his new song. Lili Michelle starts vaping again.
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...I get a universal remote to remote control the universe. It’s sorta like that one movie… Matt Ross loves breakfast. Ruby Dickulous sells us a spooky house. And we get a visit from God. Yes, that God!
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WHODUNNIT? A guest is murdered? Who is the culprit? Was it Lukas and Liz? Thankfully, the Gash Brother Investigators step in to solve this mystery. Uncle Lazer shares what his last meal would be. Ritchy Flo gets challenged in a rap and magic battle.
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Watch out! Lukas got a BBL! But at what cost? Baron Ryan shares from his new book! Joe Rogan spills Redbull all over the stage. Reier Cammerman tells Lukas he is beautiful.
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Uh oh! Lukas and Liz switch bodies! Reier Cammerman joins us to help Lukas and Liz through their body dysphoria. Will they learn to see the world from a different perspective? Or will they make a bunch of jokes about their crotches?
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Our PAWG cohost is out, but she sends a gift to make sure she isn’t permanently replaced: an evil robot that gets a taste for blood. Dylan Carlino, from Some of This is Bad, is guest host. Quinn Collins regales her time at Hooters. Christophe Jean makes his parents proud.
Absolute Show is taped in front of a live audience at the Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX.
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...Our first episode at our new, bigger venue, and things couldn’t have have gone worse. The lights don’t work. Our guests hate us. The fog machine won’t stop fogging. Casey Rocket meets his real parents. Kandice Medina answers the age old question.
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Lukas and Liz get food poisoning from a tamale lady. Breck Gordon loves Paris. Chris O’Connor meets Chevy Chase.
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