Adam has a Podcast
Making sense out of nonsense since 1999. Adam Cappello has an audio backward podcast for those with silent hobbies, long commutes, or lonely nightshifts. Listen while you do arts and crafts or while you work out. Listen while you hike or listen while you bike. Basically this as a podcast for anyone who doesn’t have voices in their head already but still wants them, I hope you enjoy :) Join in at www.adamjcappello.org or email your thoughts to adamjcappello.info@gmail.com
Episodes
"Non draco sit mihi dux
Vade retro satana
Numquam suade mihi vana
Sunt mala quae libas
Ipse venena bibas" - that is an exorcism prayer. If it made you upset or angry to read that, you should probably look into that, post-haste. And in a way that is what this podcast episode is, a non-denominational exorcism prayer geared towards those stuck in hormone and brain chemistry fueled angry rhetoric. This is your off ramp. Have you been made...
Free will is a bitch and the founding father's of the good ole U.S. of A. knew that and utilized it to lay the foundations of the systems in which we take for granted in today's world; the concepts of free will, the inherent rights of humanity, and the right to pursue happyness are some of the integral pillars that underpin the foundations of the United States of America. Now is a time in our country to address, repair, and...
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh
[Post-Chorus]
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo" Lyrics by The Cranberries
how many times does this asshole say "at the end of the day" in this one podcast? comment down below ✌️ 😘 💋
recorded on: Sunday, June 1st, 2025 at 11:55am
outro-song; Zombie by The Cranber...
Just call me a kit-kat cause I'm taking a break, join me in this week's episode where i close up season 1 of Adam Has A Podcast!
"Just do it" is a powerful affirmation that can provide a boost of motivation allowing you to do great things but with great power comes great responsibility. To an easily impressionable individual the phrase "just do it" becomes a dangerous instigator of chaos and doom. Join me in this episode where I discuss the complicated reality of "just doing it".
For a "comedy podcast" I haven't really done much comedy on here so this week I thought I'd change that by dusting off an old joke and then breaking down the routine. The joke I tell is one of the first few jokes that I had written with a structure in mind. When I went to record this I tried to find the original copy and notes but I realized I had lost them! And although I've said this one enough times to have it memorized, pulling...
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea!
-No but really, did you know that fun has a numerical scale? I didn't, not until I came across this article here. It is kind of funny to me that in the article itself the author mentions how even he too had no idea of the existence of a "fun scale" until someone told him about it. That is how things spread...
Editing is agitating so I tried to do this one with as few cuts as possible but trying to do it in as few cuts as possible added a pressure that built into agitation the longer the take got, this helped me realize efforts to avoid agitation often times will bring agitation directly to you rather than providing relief. The best way to alleviate agitation is to pull it out by the roots so join me in this episode as I tend to my garde...
Happy Halloween listeners! In this final installment of this year's special Halloween podcasts Adam gets into the hocus pocus of the holiday by exploring its origins and reminiscing over Halloween traditions of years past and future, make Adam Has A Podcast part of your Halloween and listen in!
This week's Halloween episode is a monstrously magical menagerie of the mixed up macrocosms of magic and monsters. Join us on a bone chilling journey traversing the connections between the realms of monsters and magic, where lines blur and boundaries overlap.
It's October and that means Halloween! Each episode in the month of October is going to have some kind of Halloween theme to it. This week:
Faith, fear, and Adam Has A Podcast all have something in common, they all require you to believe in something you cannot see. Make the choice, have faith and don't be afraid to listen in on this episode of Adam Has a Podcast on Fear.
It's October and that means Halloween! Each episode in the month of October is going to have some kind of Halloween theme to it. This week is witches! Specifically the Salem Witch Trials. I drank a witches brew (thc infused lemonade) as an attempt to spur some creativity and inspiration to write this and man...that was a bad idea but a bad idea that helped give me insight into the craziness that the people of Salem village unknowin...
What if the song Radioactive by Imagine Dragons was actually in some way, some how, radioactive? Like, if the cords and progressions themselves moved in such a way that the sound itself was a radioactive isotope representative of the conglomeration of the minds of it's creators and contributors? What if how "radioactive" a song is, is what makes it popular or...radio active ;P
Join me in this weeks episode where I take a radical a...
I really pulled this one out of my...hey wait a minute I used that joke already... I can't pull that one twice so I'll push ahead, I guess that really shows to go ya, from thermodynamics to taoist ideologies that with every push there must be a pull.
Hopefully that was enough to pull you in as a listener
In an attempt to reach more female listeners In this episode Adam tries to pander to as many audiences as possible with guest star Tauvari Udomsay, listen in hear more and determine if you are the intended audience!
In this bonus episode Adam shares his thoughts on nepotism.
Paradigm is probably the easiest word to rhythm but I don't think I'll do that this time. This is a description so I should probably provide an inscription of this week's rendition. In this episode I debate whether or not to live life in zombie mode, an inside edition of my current mental health condition. When you have pattern recognition such as mine, you can't help but rhyme from time to time, but did you know th...
This one was actually a surprise, I went into it thinking it was going to be something else and then I ended up pulling this one out of my....I actually thought the poop bits lasted longer than normal while I was grunting this one out so I examined it over after the fact and yep, they're littered all over the place. I could've easily squeezed out a skateboarding joke or parable but nope, mostly poop jokes...who am I kidding...
Stop, collaborate, and listen,
Adam is back with a brand new podcast addition.
Don't tweak; but you'll never guess.
This week; there's a brand new guest.
Joe Egitto, a neato, guido, artist aficionedo will tell us all he knows.
Want to know more?
You'll just have to listen to hear whats in store!
Dude I remeber back in like middle school starting a paragraph with a definition as the hook was the illiest writing maneuver you could pull, now that I've grown up I see that people have stopped defining words for us :( we have to do it ourselves now that we have tools like google but usually we just let spell check do it fo...
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