S3 E10: Who Called The Cops

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Ever find yourself in the most bizarre situations that just scream ADHD? That's the essence of our latest after-hours chat on ADHD After Dark. We kick things off with a good-natured roast of our technical snafus before diving into discussions that make the unpredictable our playground. From the peculiarities of our personal lives, like Zeno's unique body quirks, to the downright jarring like unexpected police visits over open garage doors—our conversation is a wild ride through laughter, community quirks, and the odd reflection on the fine line between vigilance and overreaction.

Get ready to mix it up with us as we shake together the perfect whiskey sour recipe, all while drawing hilarious parallels between ourselves and the iconic characters of Letterkenny. As we share our epic fails and triumphs with various alcoholic potions, including the notorious Papa Smurf, you'll hear all about the shenanigans that ensue when our group gets together. Whether it's a tale of gastrointestinal misfortune after a rich meal or the shared challenge of navigating life with ADHD, we promise you an episode that's as memorable as it is chaotic.

Wrapping things up, we don't shy away from the heavier topics: a thought-provoking dissection of a police incident gone awry with an acorn, and the broader implications for law enforcement. But it's not all seriousness as we bounce from topic to topic, from toilet humor to our unforeseen content nature, and even considering the merits of Femboy games. Whether we're discussing the intricacies of cocktail crafting or the unexpected benefits of a listener's feedback, we're here to bring you the kind of unscripted, genuine banter that feels like catching up with old friends. Join us for an episode that's as unplanned as life itself, but twice as entertaining.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
the camera.
Yeah, welcome to ADHD.
After dark, everything'sshaking.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I hate it here.
You hate it here.
Oh, why are you so fuckingquiet?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
you know what.
I know why you're quiet.
Hang on, no wait, it's me.
I did stuff.
I'm the problem.
It's me E say something.
Okay, we'll talk to you laterbye E goodbye.
Do we need to have anotherguest on the podcast because we
have a new official diagnosis?
Yeah, oh, it's true what is hetalking about over there?

(00:39):
Does he even realize we started?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
hey, babe, come listen to us talk about Zeno's
dick.
Hey you.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Wanna hear about Zeno's dick hey you want to hear
about xeno's dick dr fartdepartment.
Let me know how that goes nextweek.
Are the rumors true?
Right does the picture lie?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
oh, he took his headset off because he doesn't
like us I'll have you know, I'venot had a single partner that
didn't tell me I had a huge dick.
So good news.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I haven't had one.
That said, I had a huge one,but I've also only had one.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I got macaroni salad nice, there's a chick we're
recording.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I asked her to put it in her butt and she's like it
come out of my mouth and I waslike you don't have to try and
flatter me can you say somethingelsey?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I need to make sure your volume is right.
Something elsey, okay, cool,thank you he said the thing, he
did the thing I was kind ofupset that he didn't get on on
Xeno whenever he had like thedick cam and me and murky were
like dick cam because Shannon,like pretty much, came in and
was trying to talk to me about ajob that popped up in a place

(01:48):
that I've been trying to applyto.
You should have just shouted.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Dick Cam.
Are you going to apply to itright now?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
After this, but her brother and his girlfriend
happened to work at this placeand she was like maybe you
should get a letter ofrecommendations from them.
Absolutely do it sexy slut he'sfucking sexy what

Speaker 1 (02:14):
are we going to talk about today uh, boys, you want
to talk about boys we can talkabout boys we can talk about how
the police showed up at myhouse for like yeah yeah so I
don't know how swatted the otherday.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
It wasn't even swatted.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I wasn't streaming and it wasn't somebody that I
knew from online.
It was a neighbor that I didn'tactually know because I don't
know who did it, but so what hadhappened and how we think so.
So the ultimate problem was thepolice showed up because a
neighbor was concerned that ourgarage door was open for a day
and like for an extensive amountof time A day like 18 hours.

(02:50):
They were, like they said, thewhole weekend, but it was like
Saturday evening to Sunday nightor Monday night, ok, and Gaz
would have gone to work the nextmorning and realized that both
of the garage doors had beenopen all weekend.
On us, for, you know, leavingthem open Right, cops also
didn't need to be involved.
But no, you know, what we thinkit happened is, um, so what we

(03:11):
did is we put together two lawnchairs, uh, on, uh, saturday,
and we had we they were in thegarage, so we had to push them
out of the garage.
We had the left door, which wasthe one where my car is, left
door facing out the garage.
Okay, so that's the one wheremy car is.
So we pushed them out there,put them all together, did all

(03:32):
the stuff and then, instead ofputting the other stuff together
ADHD brain we were like we'regoing to get all this done, and
then we only did two because wedidn't want to do it anymore,
and we put the rest away.
But what we think happened isbecause I went back in through
the side door where we took thecouch in and all that stuff
whenever you guys were here.
I went in that door and Gazwent back in through the garage

(03:56):
door and we think what happenedis she had muscle memory, shut
the garage door from whenevershe pulls in the garage, which
is the other side, and theystayed open right, and then
neither me or her had to gooutside for two days, so we just
stayed inside.
So both of the garage doorswere just open and you guys were

(04:19):
just blissfully unaware we wereblissfully unaware.
We were receiving packages, wewere taking them off the door,
we had the lights on.
You could see that there wasactivity in the house the whole
weekend and not once didsomebody come over and ring the
doorbell and say, hey, yourgarage door is open.
I wouldn't have been mad ifsomebody told me that I've been
like oh all right oh like, oh,thank you, they were both open

(04:41):
overnight yeah like instead youhave like yeah, a heart attack.
Yeah, I mean, maybe if you justrang the doorbell and been like,
hey, yeah, your garage door'sbeen open for like a day and a
half, you should probably closeit.
I've been like, oh shit, my bad, I'll go close it instead.
What happens at fucking 10, 20?
Uh, on fucking Monday night I'msitting in bed, we're just

(05:03):
watching YouTube, uh, and all ofa sudden I hear very faintly
because my the bedside googlething is turned down because I
play stuff on it at night, so itturns down like all the volume
and all I hear is it goes likevery quietly.
Somebody's at the front door,like somebody rang it, and then
I heard knocking and then I sawflashlights being shined into

(05:25):
the house, right like murky.
The first thing that wentthrough my mind because I didn't
hear police, I just heard.
I just heard.
I heard that and flashlightsand I was like, oh shit,
somebody's fucking checking tosee if we're home, somebody's
fucking about to break in.
So I was like trying to fuckingfigure.

(05:46):
It took me in the momentbecause of panic.
It took me forever to find mygoogle home map, even though
it's on my home page, to findthe camera and at first, like I
was like I'm just gonna stay uphere until, like, I figure this
out until I figure this out.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
And I pulled it up and they started taking his
pants off.
He's like if they're fuckingbusting in there, someone's
gonna get a face full of nuts I.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I was just in fucking boxers because I'm I'm a hot
sleeper but, like, as I openedup the google home app, I was
like there's two fucking police.
I looked over at gas.
I was like these two fuckingpolice officers outside.
It's like can I help you guys?
And they're like murky hasn'tbeen here forever, what the fuck
?
I was like Mark, you didn't doanything.
It was like can I help you guys?

(06:27):
And they're like yeah, is thereanybody here?
And I was like yeah, obviously.
Yeah, I'm on my way.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
I'm on my way down right now to see what's up.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'll be there open the door at that point I didn't
want to open the door and havelike fucking guns drawn at me
because I opened the door andthey weren't expecting it.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
murky, that's a thing that would happen, oh yeah,
they're not gonna expect it tobe like.
I was like, so I was like, so Iwas like yeah yeah, I'm coming
down right now.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'll be there in a couple seconds so that like
relieved a lot of tension.
I opened the door and I waslike in my boxers because I
didn't didn't put them on.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
I was like I hope my dick doesn't pop out, but I was
like can I help you guys?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
they're like yeah, so one of your neighbors fell out
so like, yeah, one of yourneighbors called us because your
garage door was open allweekend and I was like oh that
must have been.
We must have forgot to shut them.
And and I, in the moment I dida stutter and took me a while to
figure out exactly what it was.
So it probably soundedsuspicious to them, but it took
me a while to get the word outto say, oh, it was from when we

(07:33):
put our furniture together wemust have forgot to shut the
doors.
But I like stuttered, trying toremember that part of it
because I knew that's what itwas, but I couldn't say it.
And they were like okay, cool,and I was like they didn't
bother to ring my doorbell.
You were the first person toshow up here and uh, I swear, uh

(07:54):
.
After um, they asked me for myname, because I guess they need
the name, and I was like, oh,it's christopher or whatever.
I don't care.
If you know my name, guys, youcan know my name.
It's a pretty common first name.
Fuck you, uh.
But they were like okay, andthen it walked away and then we
caught on the camera and I waslike man, that fucking neighbor
is weird.
That's what I heard theofficers say.

(08:16):
I was like, I was like yeah, Iwas like could it?
Could it like if, if you rangthe doorbell and knocked a
couple of times and then wedidn't respond.
Then maybe you call the copsbecause there might have been
like a death, but like Ishouldn't the first, the first
thing that should, thatshouldn't, that should happen,

(08:36):
is not the cops showing up atyour door late at night.
They they waited.
I don't know.
I don't know when they calledthem, but they waited to like
fucking 10 20 at night.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
That there's no way that they call them like at 10,
like if they don't close thatyeah, they probably called them
at 10.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I was like they're waiting in 959.
I was like you couldn't havecalled them, like in the middle
of the day, what it would havebeen less fucking weird or like
hey, I would have had clothes on, like it's fucking, I don't, I
don't know.
I hope you guys neverexperienced this, but it's
fucking terrifying having thepolice at your door in the
middle of the night and notknowing why but it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
I get that because that happened to me one time,
like because I slept through myalarm technically but my phone
died because my cats unpluggedit, so my phone alarm never went
off.
So my work called the police tocheck in on me, because at that
time I live like 40 minutesaway.
So to have like a cop knock andthen shine a light through it's

(09:38):
a horrifying experience becauseyour stomach like just, or your
heart drops to your stomach.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
But in your stomach like just, or your heart drops
to your stomach.
But see, in your case I can'tbe as mad, because in your case
they did try their means ofcontact for you, correct,
whereas me it was a neighbor.
They had access to the doorbell.
They didn't ring the doorbellever.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I walked less than a block away.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I almost wanted to say to the cops I was like must
not be a very busy night, eh?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
No it's probably because they think you're the
fucking FBI guy and they're likewell shit.
I'm not going to go knock onhis door because he's expecting
fucking to cut.
You know, if anybody shows upat the house, I bet the FBI guys
.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'm just going to put a sign on my front lawn that
says I'm not the FBI, I'mautistic.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
No, they probably thought because you're the FBI,
I'm not the FBI.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm autistic.
I don't like human contact.
That's why I don't come outside.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Because, they thought you were the FBI, they probably
thought you got iced.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Say what they probably thought you got iced
because you're the FBI.
They were like dude, he wasworking on a fucking case.
I don't want to be the one tofind the body or anything.
They're not going to fuckingcome after me.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
So that's why they called the police.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
We'll get the law in on this and then you know
someone's going to hear about alittle higher up, a little
higher up, and then once thebands show up, we'll know we
were right.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
I I'll just go ahead.
It was terrifying and I postedthe video from our doorbell in
the chat.
You're welcome, I did if youguys haven't seen it yeah, you
can even see.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think you can even see a bit of me walk out in my
fucking bare ass, fucking boxersslap that on the fans slap that
on the fans.
I don't know if you can,because of the police officers.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
You blur their faces it's not illegal to record an
officer, though, right no no,while they're out also, they
knew they were getting recordedbecause they literally hit the
doorbell which starts arecording, no matter what.
Fair, so yeah, but also enjoypodcast, because they literally
hit the doorbell which starts atrecording, no matter what but
also enjoy your podcast, boys.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Bye, that was Gaz, surprise Gaz.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I need more egg in this macaroni at least he knocks
and he backs up.
He's not going to be in yourface at the fucking door.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
They don't know who's going to answer the door.
Could be a fucking no, no, no,mildly autistic guy in his
boxers.
They don't know, they didn'tknow that.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
But, like, the reason why they backed up is because,
as I was coming down, I was like, yeah, I'm on my way down right
now.
So they, they knew that I wasimminently going to open the
door.
Um, luckily I didn't have anautistic moment right there and
just go oh shit, the police arehere and run down and fucking
slam open the door, becausethat's another thing that my
brain could have done.

(12:31):
Um, that might have ended upwith a taser in my fucking
nipple that could have been,which it would have been great,
are you?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
okay are you good?
He's just like he started toimagine like a taser in the very
tip of your nipple and then youwould be the seventh movie.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
You know what this is .
Nipple is cage's backstory.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
This is how his nipples grow so long here we go,
I literally need a second tolisten to the video, but that
shit's so funny like oh you, Icould hear the panic in your
fucking voice dude.
Yeah, you're like yeah and thenhe's got blonde hair and he, as

(13:16):
soon as he saw you in yourboxers, he's like whoa, what the
fuck is going on?
Obviously this guy's home andhe's fucking trying to go to bed
in his boxers and I'm here fornothing well, I mean, I was very
confused.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
So my interaction yeah, I'm coming down.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh okay, well, he's using the home shit.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Obviously he lives here yeah, I mean I could have.
I could have used that when Iwas away, but, like you know,
the lip also in that, in thatvideo you can't tell.
But I forgot to turn the livingroom lights off that night so
they were still on, so like, youknow, that's funny and they

(13:59):
weren't on and the living roomlights weren't on all weekend.
I can tell you that much.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
The guy's fucking face.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
When I opened the door.
When you show up in your boxersis fucking awesome.
I think I can't tell if he saidthat the neighbors are weird or
they're weird, but like, eitherway, I'm like you know like you
hear it I hope he said that youwere weird.
I hope he did too, but, likeyou know, I mean I handled that
as, as I will confirm.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Give me two seconds.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, I handled that as good as I could have, right
Like I was in a state of shockbecause the police were at my
door.
I was like what?
I'll wait till Murky comes backbefore I do before I give him
this.
He is, he is listening intently.
It's hard.
It's hard to tell who they'realso inferring In their
conversation, because one guysays something and then the

(14:52):
other guy, and then the otherguy responds With something
weird and I don't know ifthey're talking about us or the
person that sent the call in.
And I guarantee you that Murkycan't tell no.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
You know what he fucking said?
What he looked at his partnerand he said ghosts are weird man
that might be you.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It sounds like you're still talking through the
fucking camera yeah, but itwasn't me, because that's not my
voice.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I don't know cop definitely said ghosts are weird
, as he walked away ghosts areweird as he walked away.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, the neighbors called because the garage door
is open.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, they're weird yeah, oh that you know what that
must have been me respondingback to get.
I swear it was yeah, okay, thenthat was me responding back to
the camera?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
calling for the camera.
I've cracked the history.
You've cracked the code.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I forgot what I was going to say because I waited
for the record to come back.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Fucking FBI agent murky.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
FBI fucking agent murky.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Doing the thing Secret agent man.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, that was fucking weird, but like I feel
like I handled that the best Icould.
I was in a state of shockwhenever I you know what are you
supposed to do when a policeare at your, at your door?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
show them your balls at 10, 30 at night.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
You show them your balls at 10 30 at night.
Show me balls.
You show them your ball and youget a pair of boxes wrong to
have the slit and you purposelyput your dick out.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, you show them your balls, you, you hit them
with the goat they can't shootyou when you got your of your
dick, yeah they'll be like God,damn it God damn it.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I really want to shoot you, but that's your dick.
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
They're going to be like I live here, I mean, if you
go out and you if you, uh, Imean, for me it would be, uh,
you know, I would be, I wouldhave, I would uh be assaulted by
them for having an unarmedweapon.
I wouldn't have, I wouldn't, Iwould be an unarmed man, and
they could see that I don't evenhave a weapon in my pants to
fucking use.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
In the state of Illinois.
Any house called.
They, should you know,shouldn't have to worry about
firearms.
You know there's laws in placefor that, but criminals don't
obey laws.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Well fair I mean, were Zeno in that situation,
they would have assumed a weaponwas in his pan.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Zeno's dick is a weapon.
Cox, huge Cox huge.
They probably would haveassumed it was some kind of
assault rifle and then called inthe riot squad Right.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, so carry on that Fucking.
Last time me and Zeno got thedoor knocked on, zeno was about
to just answer the door and Iwas like, hey, hold on.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, but wait, but that was just some random dude,
right yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
That was a neighbor, murky about stuck his fucking
roll gauge into his face.
It was like they're knockingthe police?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
No, it never fucking.
He never even saw it.
It was just once we knew it washim.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
It was just around the corner.
I have a challenge foreverybody.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I went back into the room Everybody listening to the
podcast, and then you opened thedoor.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
We got a challenge for everybody listening to the
podcast when Murky deafened.
I had a great idea that I wasgoing to say, but it was so
funny I wanted to wait for Murkyto come back.
I have forgotten what that was.
If somebody I have forgottenwhat that was, damn it.
If one of our listeners canremind me what I was like,
remind me about it and try toget me to finish my sentence

(18:14):
later on I'll give them 50 buckshe'll Venmo it to you.
I'll Venmo it to you.
He's listening to Cotton EyeJoe.
Well, we can't have that gothrough with Asana.
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
I'll Venmo it to you.
Who's listening to Cotton EyeJoe?
Well, we can't have that gothrough With Asana.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
I know you were talking aboutNipple's Cage for a second, yeah
, but it was somethingcompletely different.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Okay, it was something around what they were
going to think, but I don't evenremember, are you?
Ready to fuck me up tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
I have absolutely no confidence in this game anymore.
But I don't even remember.
Are you ready to fuck me uptomorrow, today, I have
absolutely no confidence in thisgame anymore.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You're going to after you.
Fuck me up, Daddy, don't you?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
worry Highly debatable.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Boston's going to join us tomorrow.
Now too.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, so what they're talking?
About on the podcast our newautistic attention hyper focus
is now a trading card gamecalled shadowverse evolve oh, he
said I was technically, yes,you are confirmed autistic,
aren't you?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I've only passed the screening.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I haven't done an oh, you passed the screening in
adults.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Apparently the way it works is there's like some sort
of like neurology test thatthey have to do where like while
you're answering stuff.
But like I scored high on thetest to go into the second test,
like I scored high enough topass that assessment,
statistically speaking, my scorewas 44 on the test.
80% of people over 32 areautistic.

(19:47):
Oh, okay, so statisticallyspeaking, I'm high up there, but
I could still be in that 20%where I'm not actually autistic.
But let's be real.
I'm pretty autistic.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I mean, I'm sure if I were to take it it would also
be like a rainbow ofneurodivergency too.
But I haven't taken it formyself, so I can't really say
much.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I brought it up with my psychologist.
You can bring it up with yourtherapist and they can give you
an assessment and go from.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
There.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
It only matters, though, is if you, if it's, if
knowing the diagnosis is goingto improve your like quality and
like my, mine was my.
What the fuck is happening?
Why is that playing throughdiscord?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Why is that playing through discord?
Why is what playing through?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
discord discord, oh what yeah, everything you've
been doing has been playingthrough discord I'm just
scrolling through reddit youhave your rally wrong on your
microphone that's weird to thediscord audio because I was like
what the fuck is that sound?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
you might have stream mix set up or something but,
yeah, um, I shouldn't, which isweird.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh, I see what's happening here, yeah like my
psychiatrist was like so what isthis gonna do for you?
And I was like, well, I'mpretty sure I'm autistic, but I
don't just want to go aroundlike being like, hey, I'm
fucking weird because I'mprobably autistic it'd be nice
to go hey, I'm fucking weirdbecause I'm autistic.

(21:34):
I don't mean to be a dick, butlike I'm just very blunt because
I don't know how to say shit so, zeno, you're kind of half
right.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
I had to unplug my go xlr so I can move it and plug
it back in, and it reset thesettings to broadcast.
Yeah, so it shouldn't be okay.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I played a sample sound and I didn't see a green
highlight on me yeah, he wasdoing a bunch of stuff and I was
like, oh, does he get newsoundboard?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
yeah, I'm just scrolling through reddit just to
multitask because my meds arestarting to wear off.
I don't even remember what wewere talking about oh uh, guess
who has joined us in the ADHDworld now who you're the most
bad surprise let E reveal it,you bitch yeah, zeno, you're too

(22:24):
late.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Adhd got the best of me.
You're a fucking cuck.
That's hurtful.
Well, I didn't mean it.
I'm sorry, coco.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Zeno, why don't you do what you're used to and sit
off to the side and watch allthe action?
How?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
about you do what you're used to and keep slobbing
on my dick.
How about that?
What do you think about that,Murky?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I tried forever.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
I didn't actually mean it.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Even though I didn't mean any of it if you would have
stepped up the situation.
I would have stepped it upbecause I am fantastic at
engaging.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You ain't looking away from sucking a dick, that's
for sure please don't leavesomebody who's got a clip of
that, just that hand motion.
I want a gif of that for mydiscord.
I'll give you the fucking, thefootage To this yes, I am

(23:19):
totally making a gif out Of thatmurky.
What time is it?

Speaker 6 (23:25):
22, 23 23, 28 in the recording 23, 28.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Write that fucking down just a little bit Before
that.
I don't know what was happening, so I had to feel Included with
these, so I put the game boathat on 28.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I'm going to write that fucking down, just a little
bit before that 23.
I didn't know what washappening, so I had to feel
included with these.
So I put the Gameboat hat onwhile you guys were sucking each
other off.
You should have seen.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
E's face.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
E was just like.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I didn't know what to do in this situation.
I'm like mom and dad arefighting, but it's sexual.
What do I?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
do it's sexual and hot.
I think they're going to startpicking out.
Guys, I swear I saw youwrestling last night and, Daddy,
you grabbed Mommy's hair, butthen you said she was a good
girl, so that's what I leftBecause obviously everything was
going to work out.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I'm pretty sure you can't grab hair in wrestling
it's illegal.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I watch wrestling all the time.
I must have been in the wrongwrestling.
What is?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
that just abuse, grab a kiss oh that's why I have
short hair, oh well, this iswell and.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Xena wouldn't give me a kiss to make me feel better,
so now he's a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, this is well why wouldn't give me a kiss to
make me feel better.
So now he's a piece of shit.
Yeah, get fucked.
So yeah poop, poop time, poopstory times.
I just, I just had one you justpooped.
No, like before the podcast, Iwas telling murky about this but

(24:55):
like I came in me and gas wentto somewhere, a local.
I'm not gonna name the namebecause that will docks me,
because it's way too close to myhouse and I live in way too
small of a city to name anylocal place, but I'm gonna take
you guys there whenever we meetup again.
It's a good little localMexican restaurant and they're
really quick, really good'mgoing to drink so much tequila.
But I came back and I walked inthe house and then my stomach

(25:19):
did the whole For like 30seconds and I was like man, I
can feel my intestines turning.
I got downstairs and I was like.
It was like one of those oneswhere you're like I'm either
about to have the biggest shitor there is about to be a
massive fart leaving my body.
One of those two things ishappening in the next five

(25:42):
minutes.
Well, it was a massive shit.
I sat down, I was like I feellike it's going to be a fart and
then it did the whole thingagain.
When I sat down and I was like.
I immediately pushed my chairback, stood up and was like
uh-oh, I'm in trouble and I waslike, should I go upstairs to

(26:02):
the one in the bidet so that Ican have a clean ass?
And then my stomach went and Iwent no.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
What was that that flew fucking behind?
It was a stink bug.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, oh, I wasn't even noticing.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
I get a bunch of those too.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Everybody does I went to the, to the bathroom, and I
was like oh god, there's so much.
I feel like I had a massivefart that just shoved everything
, since I just ate out of mysystem.
My, the fucking, the amount ofliquid that came out of my ass
and the amount of brown in thewater did not match up.
I was like I must have literallyjust shat clear it's not your

(26:40):
ass, you guys ever have thathappen, like you just all of a
sudden have like a massivefucking expulsion where it's
like something you eat, justlike alright, everything's out
stomach acid like yellowishgreen.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Um, it actually happened last night because I
got crumbled cookies on stream,because chat talked me into it,
and who?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
am I to deny?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
you should not listen and well, they told me to do it
and I was only going to getfour.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
They talked me in the six, I'm gonna start banning
people and then I and then Icannot, then I got him.
Zeno cannot live on crumblecookie and ice cream for the
rest of his fucking life.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Last time we went over there he's got five boxes
of fucking that was from all thetimes that I got crumble
cookies over the years.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I know it was it was from all the times since the
last time Murky was there.
How soon was the last timeMurky was there?
How soon was the last timemurky was there?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
listen, we can move on to the next story.
It doesn't matter, it's notthat big of a deal you make it
sound like the last time it wasthere was like 10 weeks ago, but
it was probably like five days.
He had five boxes, it was likethree weeks it was like a box of
cookies a week no, big dealmuch they're so good but anyway,

(28:01):
you shit your pants or shityeah, so uh, last I ate the key
lime pie cookie on stream lastnight because it was delicious
and murky was turned on by meeating the cookie too so
actually murky was there and hedidn't tell me no, so this is
just as much as you already hadthe cookies you already had,

(28:22):
until the point where everybody,where dr fart and phoenix were
fucking tell you you can eat thekey live and I'm like I know
that cooking is fire telling youto eat the key lime it was a
bad influence on you.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, wow, she's usually so good.
She's like drink lots of waterand then she's like she was like
nah, fucking get those cookies.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, she was like definitely get those cookies
that I found their weakness Iwas like that's what started off
too, was like I'm only gonnaget four, and that'sessa was
like why not six?
And I was like god damn it,nessa, you're right.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I am going to get six cookies.
And I came in, he already hadthe whole box of crumble cookies
in front of him.
There was no way I could havestopped it.
The job was already done.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's probably pretty true, but anyways, then I
ate the cookie on stream andthen actually I popped into
Discord with you guys.
I was chatting for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
When I left, it's because I was like I might have
to shit right now.
You left so calm for somethinglike that.
You were just like all right,guys Cade's ushering me to bed,
I'm going to see you later.
I imagine what happened then isyou fucking left Discord,
turned your computer and we'relike I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, what happened?
Was I got up turned off all thelights and everything was like
okay, stepped out into thehallway, I got in front of the
bathroom my body they knew it'slike hey, motherfucker, that
bathroom's right there and Isuggest you take this
opportunity I wish my body woulddo that.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
My body is like you see that bathroom there.
We're gonna wait till you goget comfortable and then we're
gonna say go to it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
And then I went in there and that cookie fell out
of me immediately was it?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
was it fucking put back together?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
you could resell it back.
Uh, no, so it was weird.
It was like the start of theshit was solid and I was like,
oh, this isn't gonna be bad.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
And then all of a sudden it was like that fucking
well, that's what happened withthe pipeline kind of a thing
firecracker goes it was likeevery it was like everything
else is like fucking all right,there's the solid bit and then,
oh god, there's the mud slideand then the waterfall came,
yeah, and then it was, it wasall bad and then I think I
actually had to get out of bedlike half an hour later to go

(30:35):
take another shit, because I Icouldn't trust a fart at that
point.
Um and uh see, I would havetried.
I would have trusted the fartfor content don't trust me.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I was wearing some boxers they were super cozy.
I could buy new boxes andthey're like, but it would be so
funny if I did it, so I hadtaco bell for lunch.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
As soon as I feel like I have to fart, I'm going
to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Murky tell the story about how you prank the guy with
the fucking radiator fluidtoday.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Today at work, which was ass cheeks.
I was doing a radiator on anE450 and it's super compact.
Yeah, it's super, super compact, but it's not really that hard.
But the only thing is I wasdown low but I was taking off
the first.
I took off the lower radiatorhose after I drained the

(31:29):
radiator.
Still, there's still a shitloadof coolant in there.
So I had it in a uh like.
I had the drain pan rightunderneath of it, but still when
I pulled it it comes together,creates a little clap and it
just soaked from basically mybicep down.
I'm like are you shitting me,dude?
Go clean up, change into adifferent shirt, go back, get

(31:52):
back underneath of it.
Change to a different shirt, goback, get back underneath of it
.
One of the transmission coolerlines I popped on, popped off
and just right in the middle ofmy forehead, dude, like right
above my eyebrows, is where it'sding and I'm like you're
fucking dicking me.
So I pop that on and I get backout and I sit up and one of the
other techs comes around thecorner.
He goes oh, what the fuck, dude?

(32:13):
And starts acting like he'sgoing to try to help me.
I'm like are you good?
And he looks at me and goesthat's fucking trans fluidism.
I was like, yeah, he goes,motherfucker.
I was like you know what wouldbe funny If I went into parts
like this and acted like Ifucked myself up real bad and
told him I need to go to thehospital.
He goes you don't have thefucking balls.
I was like all right bet.

(32:34):
So I took my.
I had a red mechanics rag in mypocket so I just like, right at
my eyebrows, just keep it outof my eyes basically Walked
through the door, went up, madesure there was no customers up
there there wasn't.
And I go into parts.
I'm like I slam my hand intothe door frame and I'm grabbing

(32:58):
my face and so there's all thislike red shit running down my
fingers while I'm grabbing myface and one of our parts guys
goes oh, my fucking god, and Igo.
I'm holding the door.
I'm like dude, I think youmight have to take me to the
hospital, like right now,pulling on the door.
I'm like dude, I think youmight have to take me to the

(33:18):
hospital, like right now,pulling on the doorframe, and he
goes into straight panic mode,not like get in the car, I have
my keys, just panics and then,like through my hand, like I
kind of like drop my hand and Ilook at him and I start laughing
because he's fucking freakingout and he goes oh you

(33:38):
motherfucker, it's transmissionfluid, isn't it?
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
fucking timmy did that same thing to me one time.
I don't think you were workingthere at the time but he got
transmission fluid on his armand it just was like.
It like looked like, it wasjust like blood all down his arm
and stuff and it was red and Ididn't really pay attention.
Yeah, it will leave like a solidred trail yeah, and he had a
rag on his arm and he just liketurned the corner.

(34:06):
I had the front office in thebody shop at the time that he
had probably when you startedworking there.
That was my office.
I'm just sitting there workingon something.
I see him walk in the doorwayhey, dude, can you take me to
the hospital?
And I like look over, see likered on his arm.
And I, I literally I stood up,was like oh shit, grab my key,
like open the door, grab my keys, walked around the desk to him

(34:28):
and he's just still standingthere and I was like let's go.
And he was like he had beensaying my name too, like hey,
hey, pay attention to me Lookwhat's going on now?
Like assess the situation and Iwas just like, no, let's fucking
go, we're fucking going.
And then I like.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
I stopped and looked at his arm and I was like You're
trying to make a tourniquet.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, and I look at him.
I just go, you motherfucker,and he goes dude, at least I
know if I come to you and I'mlike, hey, I need to go to the
hospital, You're not going toask fucking questions, you're
going to take me there.
You didn't care if I was goingto bleed in your car or anything
You're like.
I got to fucking get him to thefucking hospital right now.
It do be like that.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
He has.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Yes, I do.
He won't stop for some reason,I don't know what he wants.
How for some reason.
I don't know what he wants.
How's E been?
He's been living, I guess Bestway to put it On a prayer Whoa
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah, lemon on a pear Lemon on a pear.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Today's drink is a whiskey sour it did look good, I
saw you drinking earlier when Iwas full yeah, I was like man,
what the fuck is that god damnit that is, three ounces of
whiskey and or bourbon.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I went with bourbon.
Uh, an ounce and a half ofsimple syrup and an ounce and a
half of lemon juice I want anounce, ounce and a half of
e-juice hey is anybody elsedrinking?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
No, I have a wicked boner after hearing you describe
that, though.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Can you make it slower and more sexually?
Do I?
Now?
I want you to re-explain makingthe drink, but I want to do it
just a little bit slower andvery seductively.
That's what I want.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
So the first thing that you do is you find yourself
a nice bourbon or whiskey,especially one that goes down
very smooth.
You want three ounces of that.
Then you get yourself somelemon juice and you squeeze it
real nice.
Can you lick your lips inbetween Instructions.

(36:39):
Then you have to get yourselfsome sugar, some simple syrup.
An ounce and a half will do.
You Mix that all together.
You can shake or stir ithowever.
You get yourself off or in anice chilled glass and you have
yourself a whiskey sour.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Can you bite your bottom lip now for me?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, and just like that.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
That's how smut books are written.
Dude.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Dude what am?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm fucking sweating,
I'm sweating a lot, are you sure?
That's not transmission fluid.
I better go to both churchservices on Sunday Jesus.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Christ.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Jesus Christ, you go to.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Satan's church service as well.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
I'm going to go repent for my sins.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
God.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Repent for my sins.
Oh God, Repent for my sins.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Oh God, you sound like, oh what's that?
One guy from Letterkenny Withhow you said it there, the
fucking priest guy, the pastorguy.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
I remember what his name is.
Oh, I can't remember his name,but I know who you're talking
about.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, you sounded exactly like him.
Good job, what is?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
his name, letterkenny Doobiefuckin.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I've only seen like a little bit, but I haven't seen
like the last couple of seasons.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Before I forget ADHD thing Does my mic sound okay?
Because apparently unpluggingand plugging it back in really
mess with my settings and I justwant to make sure I'm not like,
yeah, you're fine, Just want todouble check.
I actually made the ASMR drinkmaking way better.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Oh, oh, alright.
Next portion of the ADHD AfterDark podcast is going to be
looking up different alcoholicbeverage recipes and reading
them to us.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I gotta go make an alcoholic beverage.
I'll BRB that.
Does anyone else want to?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
make themselves an alcoholic beverage.
I'd like to, but I don't haveanything other than straight
whiskey that's not a good ideafor.
Thursday night.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
What other juices and or drinks do you have in the
house with you?
Literally nothing.
I have water, water and whiskeyyeah.
I could drink.
Do you have ice?
Yeah, do you have sugar?
Yeah, all right, you can kindof make an old fashioned, but it

(39:14):
really needs bitters with it.
Yeah, I don't have bitters, andbitters is like way more
expensive than I thought it wasgoing to be.
Yeah, like uh, I was looking athow to make like traditional
margaritas, because you know, Ilike tequila, sue me.
Uh, because I found out a lotof people just don't.
Your boy likes to have fun,right, and what's it called

(39:38):
Triple sec?
Yeah, yeah, I found out was intraditional, looked it up and
it's like one of the cheaperliquors.
And then tried getting bittersfor my whiskey drinks and it's
like three times the amount andI'm like God damn, but you're
not using a lot of it and it'sshit you're gonna hold on to for
a long time that's the thing,that's.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I really want to make a long island.
I love long islands, um, butit's it's really expensive to
accumulate all the alcohol tomake a long it really is and I.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
I've never tried a long island, but because one of
the ingredients is you need popfor it, I just don't want to
take that risk.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
At a bar you've never once gotten a long island iced
tea.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
You've never had a.
Long Island iced tea.
You've never had a Long Islandiced tea.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Never had one, never ordered one, you've never went
into a bar and go.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You know what?
I'm gonna fuck this up.
I'm gonna fuck tonight up.
Correct, I drank seven LongIsland iced teas.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Oh dude, they're so good.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
They're so violent.
You ever had a Papa Smurf?

Speaker 6 (40:54):
Yeah, of course I was talking to E we went together
and I was like we were there youhave had a papa smurf.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
No, oh, my god, oh, can you stand up and do a spin
for us?
What are are?
Those Does it say love yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
All I gotta say is Coco said that he doesn't have
an ass.
Those boxers prove otherwise.
I saw a jiggle there.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
It's like I really want to go into the other room
and do the same thing as coco,but this would turn into a whole
different podcast if I did oh110 coco, when I smack your ass,
I want to see the bottom ofyour back jiggle.
All right, why is our FBIagents allowed us to fucking

(42:01):
have this podcast together still?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
because they can't explain this to their wives.
All right, let me get a littlebit more decent.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I walked upstairs and I was like hey guys, every time
, every time coco gets a chanceto walk upstairs, he comes up
with an elaborate idea to takehis clothes off yeah, I mean,
wasn't it funny?

Speaker 1 (42:23):
you weren't expecting it?
Yeah, I was not god damn itthat's pretty much how I
answered the door.
Uh, for the cops, I opened thedoor and I was like, can I help
you?
And I was in the fucking under.
I think it was the sameunderwear, because I just washed
everything over the weekend, soI hope.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I wish you would have had the captain's hat on.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I think I answered the door with the love boxers on
Monday because I did laundry onTuesday.
You think I'm breaking it,aaron?
No, look at this ass jiggle.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
It's like that Kevin Hart meme on TikTok.
Look at me.
What'd I say?
No, look at me, look at me,look at me.
So, what drink did he?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
read oh, none yet none yet.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh cool, let's go we were just talking about how I've
never had a long island or apapa smurf, whatever that is
never had a long island, so apapa smurf is similar to a long
island, except it's made withsprite and it's blue instead.
When, when the alcohol makes itblue.
When you say made with Sprite,you mean splash of Sprite right,

(43:39):
a splash of Sprite, yeah,instead of a splash of Coke, and
you can only get it at Betweenthe Buns.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
It's pure alcohol.
If you ever hear somebody saythat they drank two Long Islands
in like an hour you better notlet them have a third.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I'm always avoiding it, just because I knew it had
coke in it.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
The next time we go out, I'm getting one.
I'll be honest.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
D, it definitely doesn't have enough coke to fuck
over my kidneys.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
You want to know how much they put in.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
They literally go alcohol, alcohol, alcohol,
alcohol, alcohol, coke yeah yeah, the splash of coke is purely
for the color and maybe just alittle carbonation you do not
you do not taste it other thanthat it's literally like a bunch
of like fucking 35 to 25alcohol, depending on where

(44:38):
you're at last night I drank abunch of long island iced teas.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I ended up at a dance club and then I almost got
kidnapped dude, my fuckinggrandma at one time was like we
should get a.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I was like I want a long island.
She was like we should get apicture and I was like you're
really gonna like help me with apicture of long island?
I know she had one glass shehad one glass.
I had the rest of it.
Oh I um.
You ever see, you ever see thememe you ever see, like the.
It was like a recent one likethe fucking firework, the fire

(45:11):
department chronicles dude,where he's like stuff that he's
seen as like a paramedic.
Like the dude was super angryand gave him a shot of morphine
yeah, he was like he was like Ilove you man, and he was like so
how's that pain in your legs?
And he goes.
I have legs that was me thatnight on the fucking long island
.
I was like, wow, what are thesethings?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
sticking out of my body fucking poking them.
Funny story about the papasmurfs.
Uh, they only let you have twoof them.
Um, they, they will not serveyou a third, yeah, so murky and
I went with a buddy of ours thathad newly gone through a
divorce.
We went and got breakfast andwe were like it was sunday and

(45:53):
it was like 10 o'clock and we'relike, man, what sounds really
good right now is a fuckingdrink, because we're a bunch of
alcoholics that are depressedright now.
This was years ago and stillwe're like fuck it between the
buns is down the street, let'ssee if it's open.
And they opened in like fiveminutes.
We're like, fuck yeah, we'regoing down there, we're going to

(46:15):
get a couple.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
We just had a fat ass breakfast.
Now we're going to have somedrinks.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
This is going to be great.
So we went there.
We got each a Papa Smurf.
We were there for maybe an hour, had two of them.
I remember the next thing afterthat me and Murky were tore up,
should not have drove fromthere.
We went to fucking the grocerystore down the street because I

(46:40):
was like murky, we got fuckingchili at home, bro.
We ain't got no sour cream orcheese, though.
And he was like fuck, we can'tbe having that.
So we went to martin's and Ijust remember talking, probably
as loud as I possibly fuckingcan, about this goddamn chili we
had at home, and now we need afucking sour cream and cheese
for it.
Was it deer chili?
No, it was actually.

(47:02):
Morgan brought us some chili.
Oh, it was good shit.
Goodbye, king yeah those PadmaSmurfs fuck you up.
They will only serve you twobecause of how much alcohol is
in them.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Oh, so there was a second.
I was going there enough wherethey would give me a third one.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Hell yeah, but that was a long time ago they were
like, wow, this man doesn't havea liver well, yeah, there's a
raging alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
And the first time I went to I thought I'd attack
today, because Zeno sent me afucking alcoholic's TikTok.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Did you already?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
see it.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Oh yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
You saw it before he sent it to you.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
No, he sent it to me the first time.
I saw it, sorry.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
It didn't mean anything.
I thought you would laugh at itas well I laughed at it.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, I'm the guy that's like, oh wait, we're out.
Nah, no, it's not like, hey,you're gonna drive.
It's like I've only had a few.
My tolerance is dumb.
We're gonna go three minutesdown to the liquor store.
Yeah, but that's past me.
I would never do that now and Idon't do that ever.
The TikTok he's referring to.

(48:21):
That's what delivery apps are

Speaker 1 (48:22):
for.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, the TikTok he's referring to.
It shows like two guys andthey're drinking and stuff and
the one guy says something abouthim being an alcoholic or
something like that, and the oneguy says something about him
being an alcoholic or somethinglike that.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I can't remember how it started.
His body can process like onebeer an hour, so if he's only
had three beers in fucking twohours, he's still on his first
beer.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, he's like I'm good.
I think he had like six beersor something like that.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
He's like oh, I plan on having four more.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That's not how that works at all.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
He's drinking the beer at his buddy goes, well, I
mean, that's, that's good,because that's the last one.
He's like what fuck?
You mean uh, how many beershave you had?
Or like, let's go to the storeand let's get some more.
He goes no, dude can't fuckingdo that.
He's like what?
Why the fuck not like dude,I've been fucking drinking too.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
I'm fucking I've had three beers.
He's like three.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
What the fuck are you talking about?
Let's go get them some fuckingbeer and stuff.
And he's like are you with him?
He's like no, we can't do it.
He goes we're going to get thefucking beer.
We gotta go right now.
And then it cuts to a futurepoint and he goes yeah, and
that's when I realized I had aproblem.
He goes oh so you stoppeddrinking.

(49:37):
He goes no, I realized I neededto switch to tequila.
And he pulls out a bottle oftequila and he starts drinking
it.
E.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
What.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
What is?
I hate it here.
I can't because of theSpider-Man meme that you just
said so everyone else can seethis cursed image as well but,

(50:20):
as you were saying, bottledtequila was held yeah.
So then the guy was drinking abottle of tequila and I was like
I feel like Murky wouldappreciate this fucking meme.
The first time I went to thatcrab boil place that Ginter took
us to I, I went and I ordered along island because it was like

(50:44):
on their menu, or I don't thinka long island was on the menu.
But the gal asked me what Iwanted.
I was like man, I was reallyhoping you had a long island.
She's like I can make a LongIsland.
I was like okay, and she waslike I tend to make them strong,
is that okay?
And I was like absolutely,that's okay.
And she made it and it waspretty fucking strong.

(51:06):
But I drank it and I remember Itook a sip of it and I was like
oof, and I looked and saw herstanding at the bar and she just
looked at me.
I looked and saw her standingat the bar and she just looked
at me and she just went and Iwas like hell, yeah, I am giving
this woman a fast tip, yeah.
So then I drank that first oneand she was like you want to do
another?
And I was like, oh, yeah, she'slike I can make a peach one.
You like peach, and I was likeyeah, and she was like cool,

(51:29):
I'll do that up.
And then she made a peach LongIsland, fucking phenomenal, two
of the best Long Islands I'veever had in my life.
That woman doesn't work thereanymore.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Probably because she had a heavy hand with her liquor
.
That's unfortunate.
Made fat tips, though.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
They should have charged a little more for the
Long Islands if customers lovedit.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I would have paid a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Did Murky see the picture that he posted?

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Their face.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
The one with the Spider-Man, did you?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
see that Murky.
Yeah, murky saw the Spider-Manone.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
You're muted, dumbass .

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Dumbass.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I just said God damn it.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yeah, you're right.
Yes, I did see the Spider-Mangetting his tummy filled up.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Did you read what it said?
I read it.
If you don't follow us onTwitter, we posted it there, but
it says Senpai Sandman, yourcum fills my tummy up, Ooh, ooh.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Oh my fuck.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Fucking hate it here you know the shit you find
online.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I think it's just you for some of this.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I mean it was online, so I found it, so the shit you
find online but it's like yougotta go down a certain rabbit
hole to kind of get there.
I feel like, though, right.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I mean fair.
I used to be on a subredditcalled watch people die, and I
would scroll through that allthe time.
That's probably not good.
Jesus Christy, what I can't.
Share that to the Twitter.
It's probably not good.
Jesus Christy, what?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
is that.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
I can't share that to the.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Twitter that is fucked up.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
That I found on r slash dainty memes.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You know that guy is like these fucking white people.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
He's not having a good time context for the
listeners.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm not going to share the image because that is
definitely racist.
Um it's, it's gotta be racistright I don't know there's four
white people playing fucking thelike.
Freddy from sco-Doo, velmaDaphne they're the mystery,
they're the mystery gang.
And then they have the blackguy as Scooby.

(54:00):
Oh my god, fucking e round twome when the fanboy cosplayer I
functioned.
I fucked it comic.
God recognizes me as the familyoh no, oh no, yikes well okay,

(54:22):
you're gonna read some drinkshikers, oh no.
Oh no, yikes.
Well, okay, you're going toread some drinks.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Oh yeah, I can look up cocktail recipes.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Let's take a look here.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
He said cock what they want.
Give the people cock, so I'llgive you the first one.
If you want me to share myscreen, you can read ingredients
and then the steps.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
If you share your screen are you going to have any
personally identifiableinformation on it, because I
don't trust you.
No, just making sure you don'tfucking like have some tab open
that's going to fucking be like.
Oh okay, good, because as soonas you know, I don't edit this
and I don't want to have tostart hold on.

(55:06):
I was reading a message thatwas in our Shadowverse group
chat oh, let's go, let's go E.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Can you see it?
I see it, all right.
So our recipe tonight is a longisland iced tea, a cocktail
enjoyed by many, especiallyXenostream.
Make sure to check them outover at twitchtv forward slash
Xenostream38.
You want to start off withthese ingredients Three-fourths

(55:44):
ounce of vodka.
Three-fourths ounce of vodka.
Three-fourths ounce of whiterum.
Three-fourths ounce of yourfavorite silver tequila.
Three-fourths ounce of gin.
Three-fourths ounce of triplesec.
Three-fourths ounce of somesimple syrup.
Three-fourths ounce of lemonjuice, but you want to make sure

(56:06):
that it has been freshlysqueezed.
Your favorite type of Coca-Cola, pepsi is fine to go on top and
to garnish.
You want some lemon.
I love how there's somedistractions here.
All right.
Yeah, I thought this wassupposed to be sexy.

(56:27):
Yeah, it's supposed to be.
I love how there's somedetractions here, alright.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, I thought this was supposed to be sexy.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Yeah, it's supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, there's poops Farts, not sexy.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Well, I mean some maybe.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Let me bring it back to sexual.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I love my pussy hey.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
So you want to add your vodka, your rum, your
tequila, your gin, your triplesec, your simple syrup and your
lemon juice to a Collins glassfilled with ice, Top with a
splash of the cola, stir briefly, garnish with a lemon wedge and
serve with a straw to sip itdown.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I hate that.
Zeno's the one that's laughing.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Are you good?
Zeno's, the one that's laughingare you good?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Zeno oh, he's not boom boom no, can I keep going?
That was it for.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Long Island Iced Tea.
I was hoping you guys mightlook up some other ones.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Oh.
Jesus.
Why is this so fucking funny?
What's up?
Why is this so fucking funny?
What's up?

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Uh, oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
It's not what I would do if I had that ice cream.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I got ice cream guys.
Thanks guys.
The Bay Ridge.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
The Bay Ridge is a combination of dry whiskey dry,
vermont.
Is it Vermont?
Vermont, vermouth, vermouth,thank you.
The bay ridge is a combinationof dry whiskey dry from off.
Is it for mouth?
For mouth, vermouth, vermouth,thank you.
Vermouth.
Benedictine prune brandy Inever you know, and it took me
by surprise that brandy isbasically oh my christ, we can

(58:28):
tell who asked her you good?
You okay I don't think he'sokay.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I don't think he's okay that scared me so bad why
are we so?
The girl heard the bang andwent.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I'm just glad there wasn't ice cream on my spoon,
because I threw that fucker backso fucking hard dude, I would
have had to be cleaning't icecream on my spoon because I
threw that fucker back sofucking hard.
Dude, I would have had to becleaning up ice cream off my
balls.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Oh, fucking great, I'm gonna say the introductory
little three-line paragraph here, and then I'm gonna go down to
ingredients.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Alright, the Bay Ridge is a combination of rye
whiskey tried from Benedictine,prune, brandy and bitters.
It can be considered aManhattan derivative, both in
composition and bay.
So to make this, you are goingto need to combine all these
ingredients.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
except for your garnish, it's going to be two
ounces of r ingredients, exceptfor your garnish, it's gonna be
two ounces of rye whiskey halfan ounce of dry for my mouth.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
I have now blown my nose okay, good job half an
ounce of betta-19 fourth of anounce of prune brandy, two
dashes of I'm probably gonnafuck this up angostura, maybe,
angostura, maybe, angosturaBitters.
Two dashes of orange bittersand you want to stir for about

(01:00:17):
15-20 seconds.
Well, chilled with a glass fullof ice, strain into a chilled
coupe or a Nick and Nora glass,whatever the fuck that is and
garnish.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I don't know what this segment or bit is, but it
is the best thing ever.
Got showers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
What do you think are our listeners?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Why are they still here?
You fucking idiots.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Listen to something else.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Look at all these cocktails, though.
These all look sexy as fuck.
If someone served me any ofthese drinks I'd be fucking in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I'm going to come, it's because you're an alcoholic
.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
You're right, you're right, fuck you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Well, in all fairness , I'm not gonna say who it was,
so I'm gonna make a lot of ourclose friend listeners sway here
a little bit.
But I lurked in a chat under adifferent streaming account that
I have that I used to do but nolonger have done much with, and

(01:01:27):
was just talking with thisperson and they brought up the
adhd after dark podcast and asthis alternative account, I was
like, oh yeah, I give them alisten.
And they said that their twofavorites were coco and murky
and they honestly brought upthat E was their least favorite
of the podcast and I was like,oh, hey yo, what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
What the fuck?
Who is this?

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I'm not going to be that.
I will fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I will fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I have a very specific set of skills.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
It's just been all day looking at everybody's
fucking twitch videos to see whowas talking shit his reasoning
was he was not as hyperactive asthe rest of the group.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
While he may have ADHD, he seems like he'd be
better suited for a nerdypodcast and I was like, okay,
that's fair that's why you're onjoysticks.
Yeah, fair.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Send it in the group chat.
He's funny as fuck.
Tell us who it was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
That's coming back, by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
You guys want cat stream?
Check this out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Cat stream.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Oh, draw that kitty Boobs, is he just?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
two circling squares for you to look at him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
No, I can see him for me it's yeah, the moment like
he moved, it just went gray tome, really really me no, I don't
see murky anymore, he's justlooking at the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
dude, it just changes me.
Yeah, no, I don't see Murkyanymore, he's just looking at
the camera dude hard as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
He's ready to attack us.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
I want to see Kid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
You can just watch the podcast later.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Where's this going to ?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Fansly, but everybody here should have the login.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
That's how Xeno's going to have to get his
listening and everybody who'slistening if you want to see
Murky play another Femboy game,make sure to give us follows and
subscribe to the fans becauseMurky can finally play his
Femboy games he has been beggingthis season to have a Femboy
game.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I will play the whole game and make you sit and watch
.
I'm not going to do it, I'mgoing to make Femboys and
Doppler.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Radars.
I'll share my make Femboys andDoppler Radars.
I'll share my screen Femboysand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Doppler Radars.
Did you hear what I said?
Berkey, I'm going to makeFemboys and Doppler Radars.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
We are going to hire Alleyboy to make Femboys and
Doppler Radar.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
I feel like we've made Alleyboy uncomfortable and
if we go at him again, so weabsolutely are a dick podcast,
but we will not harass people.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Also, here's some cum yo, I feel like murky wants to
play.
I got gooned by a femboy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I don't think I do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
I don't think I do well, if you don't want to play
that, I'm assuming youdefinitely want to play on a
live stream.
I'm going to play furry Hitlertoo.
Yeah, we shared the same braincell, I'm assuming you
definitely want to play on alive stream.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
I want to play.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Furry Hitler too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Yeah, we shared the same brain cell.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
What about a Putinari spat in my mouth?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
No, I think.
Furry Hitler would be moreentertaining, but at least with
that third one, that is afantasy murky has what furry
hitler no food nari spitting inhis mouth no what do you think

(01:04:58):
dusty would say?

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
about your food, nari obsession.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I gotta figure out how to word this.
If you told her to strap a dickon, act like a femboy and abuse
you, I would never do that,what would?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
she say If I brought it to you, no, she'd probably be
like, yeah, I don't think thisis gonna fucking be it fair
here's your ring back here'syour ring back.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
You want me to do what to?

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
your asshole.
No, you can have this back.
I know it was a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I want you to come in my throat and fill my belly up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
I want you to come in my throat and fill my belly up,
would you just say.
And man, my fucking ah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I just imagine that while that was happening if that
was a real porno, it'd be alsoplaying with like the bump the
fucking enter.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Sandman.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Get it Cause.
Sandman entered him a lot.
Yes, he fucking hates it.
He had to mute himself while hescreamed.
I'm going to go smoke a cigasshole.
So you know, do you ever hearabout the fucking jokes we
talked about?

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Oh no, Now that Murky left, his cameras started
working.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Your internet, said Murky's ugly.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Yeah, it's like the moment he picked up his cat,
boop gone, and the moment hewalks away, boop Murky's back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Too much ass.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
That's probably what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Too much ass for your internet Zeno.
Who you messaging?

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
um dr far probably not at this moment not at this
moment are you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
trying to bully more people into playing shadowverse
listen, you don't worry aboutthe fuck I'm doing over here no,
I'm worrying about what thefuck you're doing no-transcript
for the fucking nationalchampionship, because you're
more of a fucking salesperson.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Fucking Shadowverse ambassador to me.
I've gotten so many fuckingpeople into this game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
I'm surprised you don't just stream yourself
playing Shadowverse on fuckingFridays.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I want to.
Once I get the camera set up, Ihad to order another Elgato arm
so I can send that bitch out.
The amount that I had for theback of my monitor, for the
camera, is not going to work theway that I wanted it to,
unfortunately.
So you know what?

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
happens.
It is what it is, it is what itis what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So, anyway, what it is, what it is so anyway, zeno's
mom has a huge clit, oh jeezwas that the joke?

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
that was the joke from the last podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yes, look at Murky's face.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Oh my god, murky, losing his shit is way funnier
than the fucking joke itself,you remember whenever murky
asked you if he could 3d printsomething from you yeah, that
was during the podcast yeah, itwas during the podcast.
He was gonna go interview yourmom and ask her about a huge

(01:08:32):
quiz.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
If your 3d printer wasn't down, I would.
Yeah, you would have made itand I I'd have to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I'd have your 3d printer, wasn't that?
Because I was like wait Ilooked at murky.
I was like I, I did the whole,you don't got the balls to do
this.
He's like well, I'm messagingyou know, right, fucking down.
I was like you better hope, youbetter hope.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
He says, no, I'm not gonna do this he's like no, he's
like, yeah, I can definitely doit, but by three printers.
I was like I'll fix it with mydick.
And he's like well, then it'llbe broken like everything else
that's ever touched somethingalong those lines.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
No, I said uh, then, like we'll all just be
disappointed, like everythingelse interacts with your dick or
something like that.
I didn't remember how the wholething came up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
But then like I was like you should go interview
your mom or something like that.
I was like, get it, was likeI'm gonna go get three, have
xeno 3d print a microphone so Icould go interview his fucking
mom.
And I was like you don't getthe balls to do that.
And he was like, bet, I'll sendZeno a message right now.
And then he got himself in toodeep and I was like I really
hope Zeno says alright, got you,I'll have it ready tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Coco, if you could have held on to this for another
, like two or three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I think we talked about how his 3D printer had
been broken for a long time andwas never going to get fixed.
Nah, nah, nah.
I feel like.
I feel like we revealed thejoke at the right time.
It got a pretty good reaction.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
And Zeno went.
Oh, was that Zeno's firstthought was like you,
motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
His first thing was oh, was that the joke?
I don't even remember how, ifyou made it this far, I don't
even remember how it came up,though, like I don't remember
how we got onto that subject, Ithought you texted me that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Did you send it to me ?

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
snap, no in discord you sent me it's in our discord
messages, yeah and you send me a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Oh, probably because you're on the computer.
Yeah, because he was literallyhe said I fixed it with my dick
and I said, like most things,I'm sure it'll only disappoint
the printer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Damn you, damn you and your quick wit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
I think you even said that on the podcast.
I hate tail right now Bite itPussy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
He looked at me like what the fuck?
Yeah, just so you know, I'm thealpha he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I'm gonna go shit in your pillowcase.
Joke's on you, dad.
I fucking rubbed my tailthrough all my piss in the
litter box.
For real though, how does?

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
that taste.
How was that?
Sorry, I got you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
You okay, marky.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
After the huge Clint microphone reveal.
I don't know if I am.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Look, it was like right at the end of the podcast
we got like a couple minutesleft or we can end it now.
Me and Zeno fucking laughedabout this for fucking 20
minutes For no fucking reason, Idon't even know, why it was so
funny.
And then he scared the fuck outof me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
If you're here after last week's shit show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
We probably lost all our listeners after they fucking
heard a gunshot and decided torun away.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Or crash their car.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Or, alternatively, somebody was fucking listening
to us while they got pulled overby the police.
And then that went off and then, the police shot their car up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
That's a completely hypothetical situation and
probably would never happen,based on anything that we've
done here today.
Everybody shut up Due to legalstipulations.
Now we have to end the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
You guys seen that clip where that acorn falls on
that car and the cop thinks thathe's been shot.
They start open firing on thefucking police car with the guy
that they have in the backseat?
You didn't see that?
Oh, you got the acorn yeah, yeahlike literally they handcuffed
this guy, put him in thebackseat of a fucking explorer,

(01:12:34):
some kind of an suv of theirs,put him in there.
Another cop goes to the door tolike open it or something I
don't remember what he was doingbut an acorn hits the roof of
the car.
He like throws himself in theground, starts saying that he's
been shot, goes to the back ofthe vehicle, starts opening,
firing into the vehicle.

(01:12:56):
The other cop that I believe theone that into their vehicle
into the police vehicle into thecop car that they have a man
handcuffed behind his back inthe cop car and then his partner
sees him shooting at the car.
I'm pretty sure that it's notjust like they shoot through the
glass, and well, cop cars don'treally have a lot of armor.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Well, on the doors, I assume they have at least some,
because they hide behind them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
That's a standard.
It's just a basic a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
SWAT team.
Right, it might have somethingdifferent in it.
But then the cop on the sidesees him shooting into the back
of it and hears him saying thathe's been shot, so she starts
firing into the vehicle as wellthey Are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
They cross firing at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Uh, yes, because she was shooting him from the side.
He's shooting from the back andthey're shooting into the
vehicle.
Fortunately the guy in thevehicle was not shot.
But like, how in the fuck doyou mistake an acorn for a
gunshot first of all, and thenalso think you've been shot

(01:14:10):
because of that acorn and thenthink it's a good idea to just
unload your weapon into the backof your car with a man inside
that's handcuffed behind hisback?
Could someone say lawsuit.
Yeah, he officially resigned Ithink it was like a forced
resignation, the other personwas free of charges because she

(01:14:32):
was just reacting to what theother police officer was stating
and doing, so she was like offthe hook.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
Let's also say this much that they were shooting at
each other too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
She better have gone into training, because you don't
crossfire ever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Never cross streams.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
They'd be like Murky there's an intruder and me and
you are on both sides with gunsof this intruder.
Neither of us should shoot.
Neither of us should shoot,looking at the other person
Somebody?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
should move out of the other person.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
That guy did.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Somebody should move out of the way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
That's a big thing in hunter safety because people do
deer pushes where a bunch ofguys will line up and fucking
walk through the woods basically.
And then you have another lineof people shooting at the deer
running that shit's dangerous asfuck, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
You know what that guy did in the back of that
police car.
What did that guy do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
He shit his pants.
There you go.
I was right.
Meanwhile this was happeningall around him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
For real, though, that's how it would sound like
if you're next to a squad car.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
It's got like I'm pretty sure that's what that
sound effect is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
A hundred times louder than an acorn falling out
of a fucking tree.
Dude, that just comes down to,I think practice with a firearm,
you should.
Yeah, yeah, you need more time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
There's a reason why I said Sergeant didn't have a
promotion by this point.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
That's fucking tough.
You have to be that stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
And, first off, if he did get shot at and he thought
he'd been shot at and he didn'thear the gunshot because he just
heard the nick, I'm assuming,of an acorn, Just remember it
was an acorn falling on thevehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Then you assume sniper, I could assume sniper
before I would assume yeah, Idefinitely wouldn't assume the
guy that's handcuffed in theback of a fucking car.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I would assume somebody very far away had just
shot a bullet, because I didn'thear the gunshot I don't know
you if I would think it, if,from their perspective, they do
their job right, if they'reabout to arrest somebody, you
get a full pat down.
They're basically gonna get youknow close upon your nuts dude,
they're gonna check you out.
And if you're handcuffed atthat point and they check you

(01:17:03):
out you don't have anything inyour waistband or somewhere
that's easily accessible fromthis position, then fucking
you're probably not getting shotat from the inside of your own
fucking poop the guy was patteddown before he's put in the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I know that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
If you did your job right, that shouldn't be a
question at that point you wouldthink it would have to be
somebody else.
Yeah, shooting at you fromsomewhere else like that's my
dude, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
yeah wouldn't, wouldn't.
The first reaction would havebeen to be like hey, all of my
doors are shut, none of mywindows are broken it didn't
come from the cop car yeah, itwas just like complete and utter
ignorance yeah, super that isignorant.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Not all cops are bad cops, but that cop was a dumbass
.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
I want your blizzard Coco.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
You're welcome, I think a large part of what it
comes down to is that a lot ofpeople who are given guns in the
police force are too stupid tohave been allowed to have a gun
in the first place.
A lot of the bad things thathappen are people being dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
I feel like, for the hundreds of thousands of people
that hold that occupation, youonly need a couple dozen fucking
idiots to have differentsituations like amplified
through.
You know, everything isrecorded Literally.

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You only need a couple fuckingdumbasses to make everybody look
like a dumbass.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
Which sucks because, yeah,there's a lot.
I know, yep, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Most of the incidents are people that should have
never been given.
Oh, there goes, murky bye murkyare people who just should have
been given access to it in thefirst place, because they um,
I'm surprised they don't givethem like an iq test or
something.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Maybe enough for everybody, oh my god,
everybody's frozen, everybody'sfrozen, oh my god, you were
frozen for like 30.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
you were like the flash coming Everybody's frozen.
Oh my god, you were frozen forlike 30 seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
You were like the flash coming back out of it.
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Look at that ass he's like why are you naked.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Give us a little shuffle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Oh, I want him to shuffle when the camera freezes
and then jiggle his butt andthen it comes back at like 700
miles an hour and causesultra-naio.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Hell yeah, coco, did you pick up content warning for
free?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
Alright, good, I want to try that.
It looks fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
So, uh, we have to wait for Murky to come back now
before we hit on the podcast, orare we just going to go?

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
Ah, fuck him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Alright.
Well, I bet you, murky's momhas a huge.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
Oh god, oh god, he came in running like five nights
of Freddy's Is everybodyleaving.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I have headphones on, goodbye, goodbye.
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Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
I was naked.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Dusty.
She's like it smells like yourfeet.
I'm like no it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
When am I supposed to end the podcast?
Right now.
Goodbye, goodbye.