April 25, 2024 • 79 mins
Ever had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie trailers can evoke. Then, switching gears, we give a shout-out to gaming enthusiasts with the release of "Another Crab's Treasure" and its soul-testing gameplay. But hold onto your joysticks, because the real entertainment begins when our pal Murkey enters the scene—or rather, his voicemail does. We navigate the moral labyrinth of sharing those voice nuggets without spilling too much tea.
Our weekend escapades are up next, and let's just say they involve everything from an anti-climactic OnlyFans debut to a dramatic dance with potential dairy disaster. There's also a sentimental farewell that tugs at the heartstrings, proving our lives are as unpredictable as a game of Mario Kart. And for those who get a thrill from DIY dangers, you'll get a kick out of my shocking (pun intended) foray into electrical work. We even tackle the less discussed yet equally perplexing issue of underwear lint, because let's face it, nobody warns you about these things in life.
Wrapping up, we go full throttle on a variety of topics, from the perils of chafing to the curiosities of animal biology, with a respectful nod to the furry fandom. We fumble through some awkward humor, including a Grindr goof that's too good not to share. But it's not all fun and games—we also wade into the murky waters of government policies, societal concerns, and the sigh of relief heard 'round the gaming world as the FCC takes a stand against intrusive regulations. So, join us for an episode that's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, information, and the kind of belly laughs that might just make you snort your coffee.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
this is fucking chris pratt as garfield.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is he garfield now?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
yeah, he's gonna be garfield now my fucking christ
you haven't seen any of thetrailers.
They're like samuel jackson isgarfield's dad.
Oh like, not, not john arbuckle, but garfield's cat.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
first off, I don't get to see any ads for anything
unless it's on TikTok.
So because I pay for YouTubepremium to skip all the ads, I
didn't see it as an ad, it wasmore.
A student came up to me and waslike OK, well, you still have
people who you still havecontact with people who have
(00:42):
boomer, like parents who stillwatch cable TV.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So they showed it to me and I'm like, oh dear god,
like chris pratt's not eventrying, kind of like mario, he's
not even trying to have therebecause of the name he is and
he's like hey, it's me garfield.
Oh, I hate mondays.
Look at me, I'm eating thefucking lasagna.
I'm eating the lasagna and it'slike him going out on this
(01:08):
grand adventure with Samuel LJackson the cat.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Samuel.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
L.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Jackson, as Garfield would have been way better that
would have at least beenentertaining that would have
been pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I think Bill Murray did a decent job as Gar't.
Why don't?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
they try to hire ryan ryan reynolds for this shit
like because, he was pikachu soI wouldn't put ryan reynolds as
garfield anybody better thanchris pratt anybody truly could
have been better than chrispratt.
It's like I feel like they'rejust telling ch Pratt like hey,
just sound like Chris Pratt.
So he's probably not tryingbecause they're telling him not
(01:49):
to try, because they're justlike yeah, we just want Chris
Pratt.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, it looks bad on A Chris Pratt and B the movie
in general.
Fucking hate it.
I mean it's not like Garfield.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Even with Nintendo, with Mario, he was probably just
regular reading his lines outloud for some practice.
And then some execs fromNintendo came up and were like,
oh, that's perfect.
Yes, that's what we need, andhe's like okay.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sweet.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm trying to seduce him.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm farting.
It smells terrible it smellsawful.
What are you playing right now,zeno?
I see you.
Is it Destiny?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, of course , of course I want to play that
new game that just came out, Ithink today Another Crab's
Treasure, oh, it's called what?
Another Crab's Treasure.
It's like a Souls souls likegame where you're wandering this
new, unknown area to you andyour character.
(02:49):
But you are this little hermitcrab and you're just trying to
get your shell back that gotstolen from you.
So you have to, like, searchthe ocean to get it back, but of
course, all the enemies justwant to kill you and take your
stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ah, got it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Because you're a sweet, succulent cow.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They want to suck your crab meat out.
I'd want to suck your crab meatout, hey yo.
Should we call Murky?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I sent him a text and I said podcast with a question
mark, but he hasn't responded.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We're going to call Mr Murky.
Does his voicemail just say hisnumber, the question mark, but
uh, he hasn't responded.
We're gonna call he's dead.
Mr murk, hope does.
Does his voicemail just say hisnumber?
I don't, uh yes, yes, his doesthis, does okay I will get
really quick on the mute if itgoes to voicemail.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Murky, you're leaving in let, let, let strangers call
him oh hey, is this awful, isthis?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
him from the pod, he'd have to change his number.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Oh yeah 100% Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
This is how we get popular though.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
The sacrifice of Murky's phone number.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And personal privacy.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh no, don't do that to Murky.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
My hand's on the mute button.
Okay, where the fuck are you?
I'm fucking not even home, dude, do it without me.
You got anything to say to ourlisteners?
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I haven't seen you motherfuckers in like three
weeks bitches.
Tell me you didn't bring thecards either.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You didn't bring the cards.
You gotta give the cards toZeno.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Fuck my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, have fun with whatever you're doing.
That's not the scheduledpodcast.
Oh, you're tanning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
He's tanning.
He's missing out on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Alright, Margie, we'll let you get back to
tanning.
Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Thanks, bye.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
he's going to florida this weekend, so oh yeah, he is
I can't wait for him to listento this podcast, knowing that
he's got his phone number thereor that we called him and then
we were just discussing aboutjust being like you know what,
fuck it, let's just let hisnumber go out on the air.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He's going to be so stressed.
Yes, he is.
He's going to be like did theycall me twice?
We're going to slow.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We should just slowly release his number all nine
digits out of order, by justsaying random numbers throughout
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Eight Seven.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't even know what I said was right.
Um, that's the wrong number.
Hang on, you know what?
Let's.
I won't tell anybody if what Isaid was right, but I know yeah,
fair, you know, but nobody elseknows.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Xeno knows.
Yeah, xeno knows, maybe fiveother people know.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Xeno knows at least one number he said was right,
we're awful.
I mean, first off, this is whathe gets for not having a
personalized mailbox thatdoesn't say your fucking phone
number.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
For real.
It takes two seconds to setthat shit up.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, and I set mine up 11 years ago and haven't
changed it since.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
All you'd have to do is be like hey, this is the Merc
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I smoke a lot of weed .
You remember the time whenFarha called me and I didn't get
his call and then the next timeI picked up and he was mad at
me because he wanted to havefroggy listen to the voicemail.
Did you hear about that zeno?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
no, it was like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It was like the time, so salty it was whenever we
were down and me and e were downin myrtle beach.
Um what 2021 right uh?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
yeah, it was like just shortly after my divorce
and, um, farha froggy had caughtcovid.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
So farha was essentially trying to call me
and like trying to work aroundstuff, and we're like, well, I
guess we're not gonna do theoutdoor thing because we don't
want to get covid and all thatstuff.
But like we were playing minigolf at the time, yep, and
fucking Farha called me and Ididn't, didn't hear it, didn't
(07:14):
get the vibration and he calledme, it went to voicemail.
And he must have like.
my voicemail is something likehello humanoid or something like
that, if you have somethinglike that if you have, have, I
forget like the exact words, butit's like if you want to leave
me a message on my interpersonalcommunication device, there's
something like that like.
It's like super ridiculousimagine big bang theory level
(07:37):
humor and that's it yeah, andfarha must have laughed so hard,
so he called me backimmediately.
And what does the person dowhen they normally get a phone
call and they see that they'vegot a phone call you?
answer it you fucking answer thephone.
I answer the phone and I gohello and farha goes.
Why'd you answer?
What do you mean?
(07:59):
He's like well, you didn'tanswer the first time, so I
figured you wouldn't answer thesecond time.
I'm like what, what kind ofbonehead logic is this?
And he was like okay, hang up,I'm going to call you back, and
then I want the voicemail, andthen I'm going to call you back
again after I get the voicemail.
And I was like just talk to menow, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
And he's like shut up .
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He was like okay, my dude, but cool, we can't talk
now, and then you could justlike call me back and I'd reject
the call later, and not thiswhole loop-de-loop thing.
Oh my god, farha's hilarioushe's absolutely hilarious oh,
that was like the funniest thingever.
I picked up the phone andsomebody asked me like why'd you
answer?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I didn't know what to say what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
don't get me wrong.
I have those moments where I'mlike having that like introvert
panic moment of oh my god, don'tpick up, don't pick up, don't
pick up.
Let me just like deliver avoicemail, like farha wasn't
even doing that like why wouldyou pick up?
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
farha wasn't even doing that.
He was like why'd you pick up?
How dare you?
Farhub wasn't even doing that.
He was like why'd you pick up?
I wanted to hear your voicemailagain, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's like sorry, bro, that you know you called me
twice and I thought somethingmajor happened.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It actually wasn't major.
That was the first one I got.
I didn't feel the first one.
And then I answered and I hadno knowledge that he made the
first call, knowledge that hemade the first call, and so,
like when he said, well, Icalled you once, so I just
expected you not to answer, Iwanted to hear the voicemail, I
was like, alright, guess, I'munreliable now don't pick up the
(09:34):
phone one time.
Fuck you, farah, piece of shit.
I hope he's listening to this.
Yeah, he's like our.
You know one listener inaddition to like what crazy and
murky who listens to it 75 times.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, well, murky is listening to it, so we can
possibly get ad revenue one day.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
We still had 50 downloads last week, even though
yeah, who the fuck?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Why the fuck you listen to this, you idiots.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I think people are here for your guys's sex appeal
and my humor bro e last nightxeno can attest to this I was
trying to edit the outro thatyou fucking gave me and I was
like you had no reason to be sofunny and like all the bloopers
and outtakes that happened.
And I was just like what, whyis he just hilarious?
And I was dying of laughtertrying to edit the outro for the
(10:29):
joysticks thing, which I thinkit should be all rendered, I
just need to upload it.
But like, I was just like whyare you so fucking funny?
And you, you weren't trying tobe, you were just fucking like,
oh, you, you, you, you, youfucking.
You messed up a line and you'relike, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't
fucking read a script.
And I'm like why are you sofucking salty?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
at yourself.
I think Monty jumped up on thedesk and you're like oh cat, but
yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Uh, it's just, you just react to what's happening
around you and you just try tothink quick about it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You just laugh about it as it happens speaking of
which, should we uh plugjoysticks here?
I don't know what we should do,yeah we can plug joysticks
somebody who has has you knowyour frame rate and your lips
were really weird there when youdid the.
Oh, my God, you see it it waslike oh yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
All right, try it one more time.
One more time.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Let me see, yeah, it's weird, it's just like it's
so fucking weird dude Like agoddamn strobe light on it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Anyway, joysticks.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All right, strobe light on it.
I love it anyway.
Joysticks all right.
So, for those of you who may ormay not know, we do have
another podcast that is a littlemore toned down compared to
this, but we're a lot more nerdyin that one.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Is joysticks becoming more of a brand now?
I think so.
Yeah, so this could technicallybe part of joysticks and, yes,
in some fashion we absolutelycould make this a part of the
joysticks branding yeah.
So if you want gmillie toaccept, be sure to flood his
twitter with we accept.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Just say we accept yeah, don't tell him anything
else everybody here will knowyeah, that's all we need so make
sure you are going to xcom ortwittercom and you want to
specifically find the account atmiles g170 gaming and just tell
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him we accept yep, just send abunch of those and we'll tally
them up and and if we get morethan two, we'll probably become
part of joysticks.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, and if we get more than two, we're going to
laugh for every single one aftertwo.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
If he asks you what you mean, you just say yes, just
be oblivious.
Just say yes, just say wherewe're making like this.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We are making this secret fucking code for people
that have watched our episodebecause they're gonna say we
accept miles is gonna go whatand then?
And then their response isgonna be yes.
We're like making like a secretagent code right now guys,
miles is gonna be like.
I don't fucking know what'shappening and then miles is
gonna mess up, message us and belike what'd you idiots do?
What's going on?
(13:28):
And we'll just be like, yeah,like who's behind this?
And then all of us will justsay, yes, uh, we love, we love
miles.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Uh, he's a good guy I can't wait for this episode to
air now.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, it air.
It airs in a couple hours.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Like, yeah, like soon .
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, as soon as I, as soon as we're done recording,
I go ahead and upload it.
So, however long it takes forthe computer to decide I'm going
to fucking.
If we upload those nuts, we'regoing to get approved for
fucking.
Onlyfans, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Finally.
Well, I mean we have beenapproved for OnlyFans.
We just don't have anyfollowers or subscribers.
You mean fans?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
fansly fansly.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
That's what I meant yeah, we haven't really done a
very good job promoting it.
No, we've done a shit job.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I feel like you have to do a lot of work to get stuff
like that to go off, but it'sjust a funny place to upload
stuff, yeah I just I reallydon't feel like putting all the
work into it.
It's literally there because ofa joke.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It hasn't gone any further than it was a joke.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Not a joke.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Look, if there was all of a sudden an influx of
people and they demanded a dickpic and we made like $1,000 in a
month, I'll fucking be like,alright, buy it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, you know, at that point he would become.
He would be like all right, bye.
Yeah, you know, I, at thatpoint, I he would become he
would be like not a teacheranymore.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm running the fans, lee look at my fucking.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Look at my bear chest look at everything about me,
give me the money, give me thebiddies the sad, the sad thing
is I'll give you my biddies, hey, hey yo, you guys want to hear
something stupid that I did overthe weekend that I have been
saving just for this podcast foryour guys reactions.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I have something stupid as well.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You go first though you know what I'll go last,
because I feel like mine's alittle more embarrassing.
Yeah, I definitely almostkilled myself.
Oh, because I feel like mine'sa little more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, I definitely almost killed myself.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh Okay, I didn't though.
Mine was just embarrassing, somaybe I will start with mine.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Mine's very simple, but I definitely almost killed
myself.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh fucking yikes, baby girl.
All right.
So over the weekend, uh, I tookshannon back to her parents
place because a childhood catthat she took in uh nearing the
end of her poor life due tocertain health conditions and
(16:03):
her parents decided to do thehumane thing because she really
wasn't eating anymore was to puther down.
And I took Shannon up so shecould get some last lovings in
and say her goodbyes and be inthe room as uh the cat's final
moments were happening.
So it was the night before theuh cat was going to have all
(16:34):
that stuff happen to her and wehad carnitas that night where I
put this uh kind of I don't knowhow to put it like this chili
lime kind of powder.
I forget what it's called Tahito, something like that.
I forget its name, but it'sdelicious.
(16:54):
Sounds pretty Spanish and I keepforgetting that.
In my 30s my body doesn't likeme anymore and I get things
called heartburn and acid reflex.
So I wake up in the middle ofthe night because I'm having
acid reflex and when I used toget it a lot as a kid, I don't
(17:23):
get as much anymore as an adult.
But my immediate instinct is Ineed to go get like a swig of
milk to help cool the burn andthen take like an antacid or
something.
So that's kind of what my bodydid is.
I kind of got up and I wentinto the kitchen and I'm like
half awake at this point, so Iopened up the fridge.
(17:44):
And I'm like half awake at thispoint.
So I open up the fridge andthere is a milk jug in there, oh
no, and I just like grab like acup and I pour into the cup and
as I was prepared to take aswig, this thick, thick glob
(18:06):
like crawls into my mouth and Ijust start gagging I'm trying
not to puke right now and I justremember it was the sourest
thing I've ever put in my mouth.
It tasted more sour than anairhead and I spit it back into
the cup and I'm just gagging,making these noises, and I'm
horrified that I'm going to wakepeople up, so I'm like holding
my mouth going god so I run intothe bathroom and they have
(18:31):
mouthwash and I just like slamit back and just shake my head
vigorously and spit it out, andI do that like 20 times until I
can't taste that flavor anymore.
And then I finally take anantacid.
And while I'm waiting for thatto kick in, I go back to the
kitchen and I just see thisputrid slime of spoiled milk and
(18:55):
I take a look at the expirationdate and that milk had been in
that fridge for like half a yearat that point.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh, gross dude.
I'm trying not to throw upright now.
That is disgusting.
So I didn't tell anyone hang on, hang on, hang on hang on, we
need to rewind a bit.
You poured that shit in a glass.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I thought I poured it out, but it really just kind of
like oozed out could you notsmell it?
Not when I was doing it in kindof a hurry to get rid of the
burn.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Bro, I feel like something that was spoiled, that
bad I was in my mouth somethingthat was spoiled, that bad like
as soon as you bring it up todrink it like it's gonna be like
smelling salts and fucking yournose just goes.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Ah, it wasn't like the back of my throat, did I
have?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
that noise for us again I have a hat.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I actually have a habit because I I've drank not
that spoiled of milk before butlike I have had the experience
where I have had spoiled milkand it doesn't taste great.
So I've gotten, I've gotteninto the habit of like sniffing
milk before I take that firstswig, because if it's like just
on edge, I'm like, no, no, I'mgood.
It actually kind of likebrought me up like kind of weird
(20:20):
with like the fair life milk,because you know, kind of weird
with like the Fairlife milk.
Because you know, I did thesame thing with that.
I thought it was regular milkand I went to go take a drink,
took a sniff and it was likeholy fuck, this is rotten.
Apparently they pasteurize itat a higher temperature which
makes it smell rotten, but it'sstill good and I just could not
get over drinking that.
But yeah, fun fact, but yeah.
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So E, what did we learn?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That.
But yeah, fun fact, but yeah uh.
So e what did we learn?
Uh that, even if I'm kind of ina hurry and halfway to make
sure I check expiration and thenboomers, fun, fun fact you
probably could have still.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You probably can still just get away with only
doing the antacid orpepto-bismol or like.
Usually what I do when I getantacid is I just take like a
couple of tums and like thatjust does, that just is enough
to get everything out of thethroat and like on its way down,
it just does its job and it wasjust kind of a.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
My brain was like this is what we do, so I don't
know.
I just was following stupidityof my instincts you Zeno, what'd
you do?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
this weekend.
That was stupid.
I didn't do anything.
That was stupid actually.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh well, you're stupid.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't think I did anyways, what did I do this
weekend?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Did you stay inside and play Shadowverse all weekend
?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
No, I had a busy weekend.
What did I do?
I went to the concert.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh, you went to the concert, right?
That murky bitch down on it.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yes, what a bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was too cold.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Mr, I go ice fishing.
It was too cold to go outside.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
It was pretty fucking cold.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't care.
This motherfucker goes icefishing.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I went to the gift shop after the opening band and
bought a South Bend Cubs hoodiebecause it was that fucking.
Went to the gift shop after theopening van and bought a South
Bend Cubs hoodie because it wasthat fucking cold.
I don't live in South Bend.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, here's the dumb thing I did.
I was trying to put up a camerain the garage.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Any guesses, before I go any further than that, your
neighbors didn't know who youwere and were about ready to
shoot you with the rifle.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Actually no, we did not turn the power off and you
almost electrocuted yourself.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Well, kind of right, oh OK, I had put the camera in.
Like the way, the way my garageworks is like the upper area
has like this electrical conduitthat's outside of the wall and
my stud finder just said theentire wall was electric because
of that wire being outside andgoing to like a heater element.
(22:59):
So I kind of was like well, Ican't trust exactly where
there's no electrical at right,so I'm just gonna have to take a
gamble and drill a hole intothe drywall and hope for the
best.
Well, I drilled a hole in thedrywall and, you know, nothing
happened.
So I was like cool, I'm good.
So then I put in the wall studsand drilled in one side and
everything was fine.
(23:19):
And I just kind of go in anddrill the other side and fucking
lights went out.
And then I was kind of go inand drill the other side and
fucking lights went out oh no,and then and then I was like
that's not good.
I sense I fucked up here.
But, yeah it was it was a goodlike I.
I had that reaction where I'mjust like looking at it, I'm
like in the dark, cause it'slike in the middle of the night
(23:39):
at this point it's pitch blackand I'm like motherfucker.
Didn't even occur to me thatlike I tripped the breaker and
pretty much just almost hadstraight fucking 20 amps of
electricity going through mybody to ground right, um, cause
that was what the breaker wasrated for, so 20 amps would have
had to at least go to trip itum and uh, I'm glad you're still
(24:02):
with us and uh.
So then I went downstairs.
The breaker didn't look like itwas off, so then I was really
freaked out, but it I guess ittripped, but was still on in the
on position uh so we turnedthat bitch off and uh, then I
just left it and then I couldn'tfind an electrician to come fix
it, like the only electriciannear me.
(24:22):
I'm not even gonna say itbecause it'll give it away, but
like half of the reviews arefive star, like this is the best
company ever, and the otherhalf are one star reviews,
saying this is a goddamn scam,don't go here.
And I'm like, okay, it'sprobably a scam.
And then I went to like theclosest google map street view
that I could look for it and,interesting enough, that entire
(24:43):
road is blurred out and I'm like, oh, this is definitely a scam
area because they won't even letyou look down the road from the
main road.
Interesting, um.
So Edgaz talked to somebody atour work and somebody was like,
oh yeah, when I did that, I justflipped the breaker back on and
it worked.
So I took the screw out of thewall and turned the breaker on
(25:04):
and, lo and behold, there'sstill power.
Uh, so, uh, we're gonna have tocut the fucking wall open
tomorrow and apparently thesolution is to pair the wiring.
Wrap it with electrical tape.
Is the solution yeah,absolutely, yeah.
Um, that's all you have to do,and luckily it's in the garage,
so all I'm really gonna do iscut out a piece of the drywall
and then screw it back into thestud right and then not really
(25:26):
care how it looks right, um, youcould patch it pretty.
I mean I'm just gonna put yeahI'm just gonna yeah, I'm not
like painting or anything, whatI'm gonna do is just take out
the thing, then fix the wire,screw it back into the stud and
then fucking plaster the outsideof it I can't wait to see this
tomorrow or Saturday.
Dude.
(25:46):
It is like and I'm pretty sureI'm going to open up this wall
and I'm going to be like wow, Ihad a one in like fucking
million shot of just deadcentering this wire and fucking.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
You probably just barely nicked it, or something.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I think I had to go through hot and neutral for it
to not have electrocuted me andfor it to trip the breaker like
that, like I think I had to haveconnected hot and neutral with
the screw, Because the only.
Fucking scary dude, Because theonly other path for it to have
gone was through me, through theladder to the ground, to trip
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the breaker.
That was the only other pathfor it to have happened like
that right.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Maybe, maybe Satan saved you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Satan did not save me .
Speaker 4 (26:32):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean Satan wants him down there.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
You know how many times I stick my hand up his ass
in a podcast.
I definitely want him down hereto fondle his balls.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Oh, thanks for that, Satan.
Why do you want to fondle hisballs?
What exactly is that about?
Because it tickles a lot and hehates that.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Ah, you know, I hate it when my partner tickles my
balls.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I don't prefer my balls to be tickled either.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
It is a no tickle zone.
However, that doesn't stop her.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Jesus Christ, gucci, gucci, goo, dude.
You guys, this is a weirdfucking subject, but have you
ever gotten, like you know howlike some clothes like um, you
get lint off of them and it likesticks to your body and stuff
like that?
Like some clothes can like getthose?
What are they called?
Those little balls of fabricand shit that like kind of just
(27:24):
come off?
I don't remember what it'scalled, but no, no, there's like
a special word.
You have like the lint thingthat like goes across and cuts
them.
You know what I'm?
talking about the pilling yeah,I know what you're talking about
.
So I have me undies and some ofthem actually like that.
Like the internals of they'relike very comfortable, but like
(27:45):
they they are definitely meantto be replaced more often than
normal underwear.
Like they're very comfy, butit's like they have a usage
period of like a lot less thanother underwear.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Like they fall apart a little bit um, and there are
times when you're ripping toxicasshole.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, but yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like.
It's like a protection layer itdissolves away to make sure
everybody else stays safe.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
But no, like there'll be sometimes, like I'll get
like a new one of these, or likeand stuff like layer dissolves
away, to make sure everybodyelse stays safe.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
But no, like there'll be sometimes like I'll get like
a new one of these or like andstuff like that.
And you know, last night I tooka shower and put on like a
fairly new set it's only withlike the newer ones, like the
older they get, like the lessmaterial or is to fall apart.
And I fucking put one on lastnight after shower and I and I
went to the bathroom just beforestream today and the underside
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of my fucking dickhead has justfucking underwear lint just
stuck in it of like what, whatdo you guys have you guys ever
had that?
Like?
You just get fucking lint fromyour underwear stuck in your
dickhead and you're like what isthis?
I literally never, never hadthat happen no dude, these under
this underwear is ridiculous.
Like they're like I'll.
(28:52):
I fucking showered with it onetime and my ass, why no?
No, after it, after I used it,after after I used sorry, I
gotta have my brain went toofast for my mouth, um understand
, and you know I use the fuckingwand to like spray out, like
the fucking ass crack area Tomake sure I get nice and clean
in there.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I was blowing fucking you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You must not have a hairy ass.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I don't know you put on my massage shedding.
Sometimes you just put it backthere Just to make sure you get
out things.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's like a fucking bidet.
To make sure you get it out,I'm literally blasting.
You have had to have had bellybutton lint before.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, absolutely, I was going to say if you said no,
If you said no, I was going tohave some issues.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Dude, like this underwear.
I was blowing out fucking bellybutton lint, kind of like
chunks of the underwear out andI'm like, well, those aren't
pieces of poop, because it'sfucking like neon pink and if it
is pieces of poop I thinkthat's my intestines and I
should go to the hospital andit's.
It's so weird.
It's like this is the onlyunderwear I mean.
It's super comfortable, itdoesn't feel like it's happening
(30:02):
, but like it's.
It just feels like you'redisgusting and it's like you go
there, you go to the bathroomand it's like, well, I'm pulling
fucking Dryer lint off my dickfrom my underwear and blasting
it out of my Asshole, but I tooka shower yesterday, so Not like
it's fucking because I'm notShowering Dude.
(30:26):
It's fucking weird, but yougotta understand what I'm
Talking about.
Like it's kind of like bellybutton lint, but like your dick
and and that's why I make surethat I definitely clean very,
very heavily underneath the headso that Gaz doesn't have to
breathe down some belly buttonlint in my dick.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean, if you're circumcised, then you don't have
to worry about the smegma ontop of that.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Why are you so awkward about that?
Yeah for sure, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Coke, are you not circumcised?
I don't know Probably.
What do you mean?
You don't know what.
Oh, I mean I probably am.
My parents are Christian, so Iprobably am.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's true.
Yeah, that's very high likely.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I definitely can see the head of my dick more than
some of the people I've seen inporn videos.
So I'm probably circumcised, soyou're probably circumcised,
but there's still enough of thatlike little extra skin for
stuff to get trapped under it.
You know what I mean, like whenit's nice and soft and hiding
in its little fucking nest.
Yeah, yeah, one is like aturtle dude.
That's the worst you ever likesit down in like a car and it
(31:44):
just kind of goes too far in andit's like super uncomfortable
because it's like retracted somuch and then you're sitting
there trying to like pull, pullyour dick, shut up, zeno, you
fucking this is just proof thatyou don't understand short dick
problems.
(32:06):
Like you're sitting in the carand like you get you get into a
position and then your dick justgoes and it's just like, oh,
it's so uncomfortable.
And then you're just like thecar and like you get you get
into a position and then yourdick just goes and it's just
like, oh, it's so uncomfortable.
And then you're just likesitting there awkwardly trying
to rearrange yourself.
There have been times that I'vetried to make a boner happen so
I could get my dick to pop outof its uncomfortable position
and E do you know what I'm?
(32:26):
talking about yeah bro this iskind of-.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So like I'd be sitting there driving especially
long like car rides and I'lllike try to like do that man.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Stance Dude the worst In, like the driver's seat, but
I can't, so I have to like-.
Dude, sometimes you could bewalking down in the mall and
then your dick's like not todayout of your fucking, inside of
your body, trying to make itmore comfortable because it's
just fucking went and hid andit's not supposed to do that.
(32:54):
Now we know for sure that xenohas a huge dick because this
sounds like a small dick problemlike I didn't realize how tough
it was it's hard out here forsmall dicks people.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, we got to get women with personality, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
There's like a threshold at which, like, once
it passes it, like the dick is,like the skin that's left is
just like sucks over and ittries to act like foreskin, but
it's not big enough, so it'ssuper fucking uncomfortable.
Oh fuck, you've never.
I'm ups.
I'm so upset now that you havea huge dick because you've never
experienced that is like themost awkward.
(33:35):
It's not painful, it's just youever have an itch the way I
describe it.
I describe it as you ever havean itch at the bottom of your
foot that you're driving withand you can't really scratch it.
Yeah, yeah that it's like that,but instead of fixing it by
taking off your shoe andscratching it, you have to
fucking pull your dick out fromyour stomach.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That is rough.
Why does your?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
why it just does.
Ok, it just does, I don't evenknow how to explain it.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
It's just like, all of a sudden, it's like the.
It must just be a thing.
That happens when you get older, too, and your skin is more
fucking less, uh, less stretchy.
So, uh, I didn't have thisproblem until I turned like
fucking 28 or so.
So people who have a short dick, you're under 28.
This is another thing to lookforward to when you get older
(34:26):
your dick disappearing inside ofyour body and it being very
uncomfortable like I'vedefinitely gotten like, like it
gets smaller when it's cold, butlike never like it's not like
it's getting smaller, it's likeright now it's like, it's like
there's like a specific,specific position where, like
you know how, like there's somedick still inside of you.
(34:47):
It's like it gets to a positionwhere, like the, the skin gets
right to, like where it's notbeing held back anymore, and
then there's like an elasticeffect that just sucks it up and
it's not like it's a coldeffect, dude yeah, I'm so
perplexed by this I'm gonna haveat this point, at this point,
xeno, I'm gonna have to fuckingmake a video of how this works
(35:07):
to show, to like educate youyeah, I straight up.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I've never experienced this in my life.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
It's because your dick is too long to ever get
past that threshold.
It like it like, definitelylike if I if I do this, it's
hard to see on camera, but likeif I do this and stick my butt
out like it's it's kind of stuckthere and hang on, let me pull
it back out.
It went inside a little bit, ohmy god.
And then I'm like this all camefrom the foreskin topic and I'm
(35:37):
like man foreskin must be veryuncomfortable, but then again, I
haven't lived a life withforeskin because you know, jesus
, oh, this is an episode of ADHD.
After Dark, fucking Murkymissed a juicy one.
Yes, he did.
Should we call Murky up and askhim if his dick disappeared
inside?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
of his body.
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Let's do it yeah yeah , yeah, call him right now.
He knows we're on the podcastthis time.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
He's going to be like yeah, what are you talking
about?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Dude, what do you mean?
Dude, he's's gonna be like whatdo you mean?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
I hope he's at a place where he can talk.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Fucking Zeno doesn't do that yeah, let's get him on
the phone like fucking phone afriend.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I got him on the edge .
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Answer the fucking phone we'll get an answer from
him next episode if he doesn'tanswer it.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
He's gonna be a bitch to not answer.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
What a bitch.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
What a bitch.
Huh, huh, huh.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Huh.
Please leave Ah.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I was really fucking quick on that, by the way.
Oh dude, oh dude, he's gonna be.
He's gonna be like yeah, whatdo you mean?
It happens all the time.
And Zeno's gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You ever see like those you ever see, like those
TikToks, where it's like whatboys do in the shower and what
girls do in the shower, like andthey mentioned like the little
things, like how women all likeapparently wash their hair
facing away from it and men justlike face into the shower and
wash their hair, like apparentlylike a difference, but like
shit, like that we're going tohave, like this fucking small
(37:26):
dick versus large dick, likethings that you've never noticed
about your dick, small dickversus large dick like things
that you've never noticed aboutyour dick with, uh, the shower
thing.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Like when I had long hair, like really long hair, it
was like down to my nips um, Iwould face away from the shower,
but now, like I face the showergenerally, I never really
realized I was doing it, butdefinitely understand that I
don't know how to transitionfrom talking about fucking dick,
(37:55):
fucking turtle dick dude.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It literally is bro shit's fucking hilarious.
I can't believe the I'moffended as a small dick person
that you've never experiencedthis.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm a little fucking upset.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I hope one day you know that you just wake up.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
this I'm a little fucking upset, you know.
I hope one day that you justwake up and you're just like
what is this unusual feeling?
This is not comfortable and itjust happens to you.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
For him it's going to be when he's like 50.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
You know how thicker girls you're wearing shorter
shorts.
Their thighs chaff.
You ever had your dick chaffagainst your leg?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah chafe no that's what I get instead of that,
apparently, then yeah, but whathappens for me is it just chafes
on the inside of the fuckingforeskin, because it just
because what it's doing thewhole time you're walking is
it's here's the extra skin andhere's it trying to poke out as
you're walking is here's theextra skin and here's it trying
to poke out as you're walking,and it's just doing that.
(38:53):
It's kind of fucking yourself,yeah, but it's very
uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I get dick chafed out of it.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Jesus Christ, xeno's dick is so long that it just
gets dick chafed.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Do me like that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
The absolute burden you must carry on your shoulders
.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
It's in his pants, not his shoulders.
Get with the picture Fair.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Well, I have to swing it over my shoulder to carry it
around.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Must be nice.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Does your dick hang low?
Does it swallow to and throw?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Your dick would have to be huge to be able to tie it
into a knot.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, my dick's not that big.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Or you're just a furry, explain.
So this is something that Ilearned being friends with a
furry, because I have decided tobe more friendly towards them
because most of them areartistic correct so you're not
against autistic people.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Correct, good, correct so it's less of a hate
crime so.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Jesus Christ uh, I have learned that nodding was a
term because, uh, I knew wherethis was going.
I don't know if you guysremember him much because he
hasn't streamed in a littlewhile vince.
Yeah, uh, snap bionics yeah, Iremember so somebody in his
server posted a furry memebecause I'm like one of two or
(40:28):
three people in that server thatis not a furry and they just
kind of have me around to be thefunny guy because let's be
honest furries aren't funny,shut your mouth are you?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
offended, coco.
I'm offended that you're makingfun of people with autism.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Continue your story what the fuck and I didn't
understand what the term noddingwas.
I was like, okay, what is this?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
and apparently, does Zeno know what it means?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
no, okay, I know what it means continue so Coco could
probably correct me a littlebit more here, because I only
vaguely remember what it meansbut it has a knot on their penis
.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, I was gonna say it has something to do with
part of their penis wherethere's like a bump, and they
consider it a knot yeah, so theyhave like the penis a little
bump and then the balls and likethe whole point from an animal
biological standpoint is theyhave sex and then the last rut
it goes in and then the knotjust like expands and then
(41:36):
they're stuck together for alittle bit while everything sort
of settles to prevent likecompeting males from overriding
their sperm and shit.
But I'm assuming the termknotting is something similar to
that, but furry base just more.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
That is a real thing, that happens in biology uh, huh
like dogs, two dogs.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
If a dog has sex with another dog, they can get stuck
together for like up to 30minutes after the male dog
finishes.
Cause his dick just grew 10fucking sizes inside of the lady
.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
So then he just has to wait for it to kind of go
back now.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
So there's your giant horse cock pierces the.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
There's the animal planet tangent, but anyway,
continue on.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
That was it.
If you're into nodding, letmurky know by calling his number
at 1-800-I-SUCK-DICK.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
I'm gonna take his phone and set it up as like a
secondary number On his phone.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
We should fucking make a number that's like a
secondary number and forward itto his phone so then we can
actually Dox that number but itlike goes through like one of
those call services and forwardsto his phone and then we can
turn it off at any time.
Yes, be like.
Who is this Calling about myfucking nodding kink?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
what the fuck is it.
Don't have to look it up likethat.
One time he almost went ongrinder oh dude, that shit was
funny as fuck we've told thatstory here before, but that shit
was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I don't remember what episode.
Go fucking.
Listen to the whole series ifyou want to know about it murky
would know.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Murky probably knows by heart what episode.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
It is probably does fucking man's weird shit was
fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
He was like all into it and I thought he knew and he
had no clue.
And then, fucking grand it wasover and murky goes.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get ongrinder too, and grand it just
goes.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, man, wait what granted at that moment should
have just been like let thingsplayed out, because I would have
loved to see murky's love,murky's fate to see murky's face
or hear what his face was likeon his first fucking like swipe
realize like his first, am Igetting all these dudes?
Yeah, he probably swipe a bit,be like why am I getting all
(44:09):
these fucking dudes?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah Well, that one looks like.
Why are they asking me if I'm atop or a bottom.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
He's going to get one , that one looks like a lady
Fucking matches and it's a dude.
You want to see my penis?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
The twinkiest sissy out there, I believe, is the
correct term.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Not a femboy.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, now he actually might want to get on fucking
now he might want to get on.
Grindr because he's intofemboys we should make Murky a
Grindr we absolutely should, andjust show him just like a
slideshow of all the men thatswiped on him.
I might be terrified to kind ofsee that and then just show him
(44:51):
the DMs that he gets for those.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
We should each make a grinder and see who gets the
most men to swipe on us, thoughI feel like then I would just be
playing into everything I hateabout the dating scene.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
I mean, it's absolutely going to be murky,
though, because they're going tosee his fat ass and be like.
I want a piece of that.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm just going to take a picture of me wearing no
clothes.
And my tiny inverted dick.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
It's just their cosplay.
Dude it's.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Dude Xeno.
All you have to do is wear thefucking White Ranger cosplay.
You don't even need a grinderfor that.
You got on fucking Facebook andsomebody's like mmm, give me
that.
Yeah, for real.
I love myself a good fuckingfat white sausage.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I had to tell Dr Fart that story.
She was like what up with yourfriends?
And it's like then you have abig dick.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I was like well, I mean also it started like that,
but now we have physical proofthat you were like I don't have
this problem where my dick hidesfrom me.
Um yeah, yeah, that's prettymuch where it all started or
less what are you doing up there, jiraya?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
yeah, what is dry doing?
Explain it to us.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
He's just hanging out he's just being a cat looking
down doing cat I don't know whathe's doing.
He's he's doing orange catthings right now.
Oh yeah, hashtag orange catthings.
Who here has an orange cat?
Me, not me dude, have you everhad an orange cad caddy?
No, I've never had an orangecat dude, they can be a blessing
(46:31):
and a curse.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Kate is such a blessing.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Fortunately, I heard he got out not too long ago.
He did, and then he didn't wantto be outside anymore yeah,
then he was like fucking cats.
They always are the same.
They're like let me out, let meout, let me out, fuck this.
How do I get back?
They always are the same.
They're like let me out, let meout, let me out, fuck this.
How do I get back?
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I don't want this anymore.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
He ran all around my neighbor's backyard.
He was trying to help corralhim with me, and then he ran to
the front door.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He was just like let me the fuck in.
I'm done with my adventure now,dad.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
He, I'm done with my adventure now, dad.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
He used to be an outdoor cat too.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
He was a stray right, he was a stray, and he used to
stand like a pit bull too.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
He used to act really tough and now he's such a sweet
boy now and he loves all thecompany that ever comes over to
my house.
For a while he would be reallyscared of anybody coming over,
but now I think he kind ofrealizes anyone that comes in is
going to give you a boss yeah,and he's like, oh shit, fucking
more attention for me, let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
He's such a sweet lovey boy he is and if he can
get everybody's attention, he'skind of like I'm the most
special boy Unless you're tryingto cut his nails and he's like
what the fuck are you guys doing?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
He's like go fuck yourself, man.
Oh God, oh God.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
You good you good, everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, you sure, yeah, I ran out of.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Dude, from now on, anytime Zeno's in a voice call
with me and my dick goes andhides, I'm going to explicitly
call it out every single timenow.
Maybe you should even send himpictures of it popping back out
it's hard to do because, like,take my pants off, it's going to
pop back out, right?
Because like part of it is likethe tension of like webcam
(48:20):
ready well, part of it's likethe tension of the boxers pushes
it in right like if you getyour boxers in like the correct
spot.
it just kind of like that's thesound it makes too.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
What sound?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It's kind of like when you put like a hard-boiled
egg in your mouth and you try toswallow it.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Why are you trying to swallow a hard-boiled egg?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Look, we all do weird things to get money on OnlyFans
.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
I taught myself how to make soft boiled eggs and
make like the fancy ramen eggs.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
We tried that one time.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
It did not go well I can show you how to do this
really easy well, we, we, wewere like.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Somebody said, you can do it.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
An air fryer did not work oh, no, no, no, no, no no
it was one of.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
It was one of those TikToks hey, you can do this,
and so we did it, and then itwas not not ready.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
For me.
I just boil the eggs for abouteight minutes, take them out,
put them in an ice bath and thenthe marinade was like soy sauce
, mirin and sugar and you boilit, let it cool, put it in a bag
with the eggs soy sauce, mirinand sugar.
And you boil it, let it cool,put it in a bag with the eggs
and let them marinate overnightand it came out so fucking good
(49:36):
and you cut them in half and putthem in ramen the next day.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Mmm, good shit.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
You're good shit.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Did you guys know that, apparently on x, formerly
known as twitter, if youactually put twitter in a tweet,
like in a url, specifically aslong as it is, as it is not all
in caps, the website will nowchange it from twitter to the
letter X.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Really.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Yeah, I thought you told me that.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
No, that's in the URL bar.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, I remember, you told me that.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I think what he's saying is if you tweet something
that has Twitter in the link.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Correct.
Yeah, I thought you told methat for some reason.
Maybe you told me that.
You told me that for somereason.
Maybe he told me that somebodytold me that.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I'm just gonna post on the joysticks account, uh any
or not, joysticks, adhd afterdark.
Anyone who has a penis everhave the problem where it
(50:53):
turtles uncomfortably?
I like the verb is gonna belike.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
I know exactly what you're fucking talking about and
I hope, dude, did you say far?
Speaker 2 (51:04):
how's gonna be like?
I know exactly what you fucking.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
I get that.
I hope, dude, did you sayFarha's gonna be like?
I know exactly what you fucking.
Oh, I'm just gonna Farha'sgonna be like I get that I get
that dude Farha will too.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
I have to specify.
Yeah, no, I'm with Zeno, neverhad that happen.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Dude, he's a short king with a fucking huge dick.
I mean man's off balance.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
That's why he stopped streaming.
He's pursuing that porn starcareer.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
You know, he should probably get back on that porn
star career.
I feel like he could make money.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
He could Dude.
I hope somebody responds backto this.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
I'm going to laugh what if he hasn't been streaming
because ASMR took off.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
He also wants to do stuff that he didn't want to
take off took off, right, andthen yeah, so I was like kind of
why would you do that then, ifyou didn't want it to take off,
like you were doing that it wasgonna be funny.
It was gonna be funny and ittook off, so you just keep doing
it.
It was so hilarious, dude.
I'm super surprised that Megsaw the tweet.
I am too, actually, only becauseI the one from like april 4th,
(52:10):
when fucking because you taggedme in and it popped up for her
yeah, I don't know why twitter'salgorithm would do that.
Uh, the one where a fuckingsenpai sandman, your cum, fills
my tummy up, uwu, with fuckingspider-man with a huge fucking
cum-filled belly and me goingwhat the fuck individual meg
said time to uh.
(52:32):
What did she say?
Time to mute, time to mute.
And I was like I'm shocked youfollowed this, um, and I was
like I don't think she actuallydoes.
I think shit just kind of wentthrough e's fucking uh stream,
or is his blink thingy so forthat picture of spider-man with
(52:56):
the enlarged stomach.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
There it's a come believe.
That is from marvel zombies,where sandman goes inside of
spider-Man and just explodes outof him.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
That is legitimately a porn category.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah, it's called Vore.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
So Spider-Man was canonically for a few panels
Vore.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Making, hmm.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Making Zeno, a weird pervert person.
I mean his spider webs.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I'm pretty sure that Spider-Man spider webs are
essentially fucking, an alteredform of cum.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
I'm waiting for Zeno to go um actually.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I think the silence just says well, seems legit,
seems legit.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah, seems legit.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Dude has impressively productive balls To make all of
the web come.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Could you imagine if he actually did it anatomically
correct to like a spider so hejust swing from his asshole the
entire time?
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Well, I mean, it could just be from his dick as a
modified form, no way home,like the andrew garfield and tom
holland spider-man ask uh tobymcguire, like he shows him that
his like web comes out of hishand, or like his uh wrist
rather, and they were kind oflike, does it come out of
(54:25):
anywhere else?
And he was like no, no, no, itdoesn't come out of anywhere
else.
And they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
I get it, though you have to check.
You're curious, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
I just did a little bi-curious Fucking butters.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
I haven't watched South Park in so long I heard
the new game shit.
Actually, we did that on one ofour episodes of ADHD when Zeno
didn't show up.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, we talked about how the new game was shit.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, and then you talked about Zeno's mom's clit.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I did.
It's like his mom's clit mustbe huge if Zeno has a huge dick.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Dick size is inherited from the mother.
Thanks Mom, yeah, thanks Mom.
Thanks for the huge fuckingdick.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Anyway, I never have to experience this fucking
turtle dick syndrome.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I hope you experience it when you're 50 and your
skin's super saggy.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
By that time, your guys' will just be permanently
inside of yours.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
I'm just gonna get fucking skin removal surgery.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Viagra every day.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
At that point I might as well just go full fucking.
Just make it at any.
Just go trans, he's just justgo trans.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
I just push he'll still identify, as you know,
self just having any any dickhe'll let all the boys hit you
know that Pine Harbor game thatyou and I were kind of looking
at.
That looked good.
(56:08):
Uh, apparently it's gettingkind of meh reviews.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
I'm kind of disappointed bythat.
And it came out today too.
So I was like, oh wait, thesegames that I've been really
looking forward to come outtoday and it's like right before
my birthday.
So, uh, yeah, kind ofdisappointed that a horror game
I was looking forward to isgetting very mixed reviews.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
That is unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
But you know is what it is.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
What other games are you looking forward to?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Another Crab's Treasure.
Oh yeah, it's getting prettygood reviews, even though I
don't really like.
I wait for these kinds of gamesto go on sale because I
wouldn't say I'm like a majornerd on them, like G Millie is.
But there was a megaton thatcame out I think it was like
(56:59):
megaton, some weird word, aletter, and I think the word
wired came out and I've beenhearing good things about that
and it's done by the people whodid, uh, the nino cooney series.
So I know it's a good rpg atleast, and it has some like
really big names of robotsthroughout anime in it megaton
(57:22):
mushi w wired deluxe musashi wwired yeah, that's it, but like
that looked really interestingand that came out I think today
or yesterday.
Uh, the sequel to sucker forlove came out this week I don't
think it was today, but it wasthis week and if you're into
(57:47):
lovecraftian horror and goatswith large chests, then you'll
probably like that one sayghosts with large goats, goats I
lovea big goat, a goat eldritch god,
I don't know which one, but uh,I know the first one had
(58:12):
Cthulhu, the king in yellow,turned over to the queen in
yellow, and there was one moreeldritch god, that was a part of
it and you could like romancethem, but they're all like big
chested women, nice, and thisone is like a gigantic goat
(58:35):
woman Interesting.
Yeah, there you go.
I don't think I feel likesomething else that was supposed
to be pretty cool, was supposedto come out this week.
That was on my radar, but Ican't think of it now.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Manor.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Lords, that's going into early access tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
That I'm gonna.
What's going into early access.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
It's called.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Manor Lords, I think it's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
It's like a city builder okay, that's probably
why it was not on my radar well,yeah, half of your radar is
porn games.
Well, it's because of thisfucking podcast no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
You sent those well before.
No, you sent those games wellbefore this fucking podcast.
True, you just now have afucking acceptable quote form to
fucking say this on suck myfucking tiny dick when it's
inside of my fucking balls youknow what?
Speaker 3 (59:36):
hold on I, I will go into I thought you were about to
say yes and and we're gonnafind the adult categories.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
This is why your fucking list is like this.
All right, let's see Boop boop.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
All right, so we have the game.
Peachy gave me Lootpocalypse, Iforgot about that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
What the fuck is that game.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
It was the one that I was playing in the voice chat
where everybody started poppingin and they're just like what
the hell are you playing?
And then they were justwatching me play a porn game
when was this?
I vaguely remember it two yearsago and it says last played
October 13 2022.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I don't feel like I remember that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
It looks like I only have.
I have two porn games in twothat are like right there at the
edge.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Oh, you're edging now .
You're an edgelord, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Edgelord.
You know you're an edgelord,Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Edgelord Xeno, are you an edgelord?
Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I feel like Xeno wouldn't be into edging.
He's probably the kind of guythat would want to hit climax.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Yeah, I am too he's been out.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah, it's because he has to move his arm so much to
get it to happen, so he's tiredout.
Yeah, it's because he has tomove his arm so much to get it
to happen.
So he's tired.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
I'm a man of practicality.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, what do you have to do, Xander?
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
I'm tired with this grandpa.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
You have to move it this much to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Yeah, roughly.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, I have to do it , this much to do it.
Yeah, yeah, fuck you, I havebig hands too.
Yeah yeah.
I have big hands too well, it'sgotta be big to hold your dick
right.
How round is your dick?
(01:01:39):
I don't know, like maybe aninch like that big, like that at
least mine's thick enough oh,that's right, sand land also
came out this week sand landit's based on a manga that the
creator of dragon ball z didokay akira.
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Akira toriyama, I think, is his name.
Name.
Yeah, so it's based on a mangahe did.
So far, there's only one reviewon Steam, so I don't know what,
like IGN or any of the otherbig dogs, have said.
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
I don't trust what those guys say most of the time
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I normally try to go for like what the people are
saying yeah same like it lookscute.
From my understanding is it'skind of an rpg, but you're
roaming around in the desert andtanks, so it's you like
upgrading your tank, fightingother tanks, all that shit that
(01:02:49):
deals with tanks and deserts, Iguess what was that game that
was like it showed a bunch ofmedieval gameplay and then all
of a sudden, like a fucking Fordpickup truck, came out of
nowhere and was shooting rocketlaunchers out of it
you know which one I'm talkingabout.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I don't remember the name of the game, I just
remember watching it was likethis is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I know what you're talking about, but I can't think
of the name.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Oh, I bet you it's Joe Anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I felt like you're trying to set up for a joke
there and I didn't want to bethe one to take it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Nope, I'm not that smart.
I was waiting for somebody tosay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I was legit waiting for you to wait for one of us to
be like I'm not funny by myself.
Joe Mama.
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I'm not funny by myself.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
You are.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I'm not as funny as fucking you.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Fucking following you , piece of shit.
It's because.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I'm loud yeah and funny, bro, I've been hovering
at fucking 594 followers onTwitch for the past fucking
seven months Because it's hardto grow an audience on Twitch
because Twitch is fucking stupidfor discoverability, Honestly
everything is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
It is ass for discoverability.
Youtube is ass fordiscoverability.
Youtube is ass fordiscoverability.
If you want to be discovered,you really just got to push
yourself on porn, apparently Ithought we were on the same page
no, because let's be honest,even the podcast market is so
fucking saturated and floodedthat you have to really put
(01:04:26):
yourself out there to even getlike the amount of listeners
that you would hope to for thebig dogs.
And most of the time, some ofthe podcasts that are on fucking
TikTok aren't even fucking real.
They're fake, they're rage baitto get clicks on TikTok and
that's it, and they make youthink they're real.
Oh yeah, it's about to getbanned.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
You see, they signed the bill to ban it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
They hid it in a bill for.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Biden to sign.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
No, Biden said he was going to sign it anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, he said he was going to sign it regardless, but
they still put it in a bill.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
To supply aid to Ukraine, Israel, and what else
was it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I think you can't.
Israel were like two big ones.
There was another one there was.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
All I know is that there's a bunch of protests
happening at universitiesthroughout the country and
bunches of people are gettingarrested.
Great fucking year for America.
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
So are they like banning it, or is it like it has
to transfer ownership?
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
It has to transfer ownership within 9 to 12 months,
but it's essentially a ban,because whoever buys it can't
buy the TikTok algorithm,because that's owned by
ByteDance and ByteDance isChinese and the Chinese
government has export laws overthe algorithm, so they can't
sell it, you're literally justbuying the name You're literally
(01:05:46):
buying the name and everybodyon it, and you'd literally just
buying the name.
You're literally buying the nameand everybody on it and you'd
have to make the entire back endfrom scratch.
And at that point you might aswell just say, hey, we're buying
this and it's actually justgonna be YouTube, and we already
know how the fucking WashingtonDC feels about fucking the big
tech companies.
You think they're gonna let oneof them that has enough money
(01:06:06):
to buy TikTok, because those arethe only companies that can
afford TikTok.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
And at this fucking point it's like you're stuck
with YouTube shorts, instagramreels or whatever the fuck
Facebook's trying to do.
Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I thought Facebook was just Instagram reels.
Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
It technically is they have, like you can go on
Facebook and when you're goingthrough, Facebook reels.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And then I've noticed like sometimes you'll go to
like, look at the comments andit's like you got to go to
Instagram for this one or thisone's on Facebook.
I'm like, if it's Instagram andFacebook, just make it the same
fucking app, bro.
But yeah, so they're banning it.
They're essentially banning itby saying that they have to sell
it and they're like well, we'renot actually banning it and
(01:06:53):
we're like yeah, yeah, you are.
You're just too fucking old andsenile to fucking play tricks
on us anymore, mr Fucking 80year old senator.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Apparently they're also worried about people not
having kids now, oh really, yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
That was one of the things that was brought up, and
what they failed to mention wasthe cost of just having a child
is ludicrously stupid expensive.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
So you want to know how they're fixing it.
They're banning abortion.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
They're trying to force us to have children as
millennials and older Gen Z.
Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
So, but you know what exists Porn and fleshlights.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
So and condomsoms check and mate us government
they're trying to ban condomstoo get the fuck out they would
definitely try to ban condoms oh, they absolutely would if that
meant that they can get morecitizens out there, but it would
bankrupt you to be fucking fair.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Um, I think it's.
What is it cat?
Is it catholic that don't thatthey don't like condoms.
So technically, condoms couldbe banned on religious grounds
if there's enough catholics inthe government contraceptive any
sort of even nutting in thetoilet the contraceptive.
That's against the catholicfucking way.
(01:08:26):
But uh, you bet your ass.
A bunch of my little swimmersgo in the toilet's a
contraceptive.
That's against the Catholicfucking way.
But uh, you bet your ass, abunch of my little swimmers go
into the toilet sometimesEspecially.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Xenos yeah, that's after.
They like go in Coco's butt.
Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Dude our government's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It is.
Oh, the American government isjust fucking garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
My parents are like, yeah, all the Republicans are
doing so great shit.
And I'm like, cool, it'sbecause they're like 10 years
older than you.
But what about me?
Well, you don't have anyrepresentation because you're
young.
Well, fuck you, you hadrepresentation when you were
young.
There should be representationregardless across the board of
every like legal voting age ofsome sort and then people are
(01:09:08):
also like well, people aren'thaving children because you know
they, they don't make enoughmoney to have children.
And it's like, well, part ofthe reason why is that, like the
jobs that we were told thatwere there out of college, like
we get all this debt.
And it's like, actually, thepeople that were supposed to be
retiring aren't retiring becausethey can't afford to retire, so
they just keep the job and thenew generation is just stuck in
the entry level jobs becausefuck you.
(01:09:30):
And essentially then it comesdown to like yeah, they're just
going to take that wealth totheir grave instead of letting
it come down through thegenerations.
So and then they like this, andthen they like to blame us for
failing good old trickle downeconomics.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Thanks Reagan.
I hope he's rotten in hell.
Good old trickle-down economics.
Thanks Reagan.
I hope he's rotting in hell.
Hey Satan, what torture isReagan in right now?
Financial crisis, thank Christ.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Oh, that was the best .
Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Thing you could have said I had that one loaded in
the chamber, just like I gotfucking Zeno's suicide note here
wait, you weren't supposed toknow that that's in the future
wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
What'd you say?
Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
it says suicide by dick, cut it off.
I must have did that and thenplanted the note spoiler alert
you're gonna have a small dickin hell.
There was one, actually therewas, huh.
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Spoiler alert you're gonna have a small dick in hell.
Oh, but uh, there was one.
Actually there was like twopositive things that came out of
the government today,shockingly.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Oh yeah, what were they?
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
From the FCC.
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Oh yeah, net neutrality rules.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, net neutrality has basically been restored.
Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
So you know, Can't wait for that to be undone now
we can't be throttled for alittle while.
Probably it's going to getoverturned in like five years.
But hey, you know what?
For a little while we'll havenet neutrality.
But the positive thing thatthey did was uh, the esrb, who
(01:11:08):
is like a lower division of thefcc, wanted to implement a thing
where your face had to bescanned to be okayed to play a
game of the correct age for youbro, I would hack every single
game and not buy anything atthat point but the fcc said
absolutely fucking not.
(01:11:30):
And the esrb tried making thefcc seem like the bad guy, but
the internet was like no broabsolutely not.
Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
but also people are just gonna hack the shit out of
that and developers are gonnanot care like they're gonna just
games go somewhere and likelittle kids are going to try to
play games like outside of theirage group.
So really what you're doing isstoring a bunch of pictures of
little kids' faces.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
That sounds like a sexual predator.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
It really does.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Imagine that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Never how bizarre.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Dude, the US government has your first naked
picture ever.
Yeah, you coming out out.
They have that picture.
They have that as a video.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I mean heck.
One of the reasons why thespeaker of the house for the
Republicans was pretty muchgetting kicked out because he
wasn't protecting one of theother Republicans, because he
knocked up a teenage girl well,he should be in jail.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
So that's why they're trying to get him out to hush
him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Unless she was 18 or 19.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
No, I think she was underage.
Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Well then, fuck him.
Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
So that's going to be a fun thing when that comes out
officially.
Because, yeah, the Speaker ofthe House was.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I forget what he was doing, but you ever see those
videos of super Trump supportersthat like they play something
that Biden said yeah supposedlyand then, once they learn that
it was, and then andthey fucking are like, man, yeah
, we shouldn't have him here.
And they're like, oh wait,sorry, I just got updates.
(01:13:07):
These are things that Trumpsaid.
So what does that?
Does that change your opinion?
And then it's like A complete180 and I'm like Do you not see?
Do you not see how fuckingStupid you are?
You just like your opinion isbased on the name that it's
attached to, not what Was, evennot what was said.
We could, we could, agree that.
(01:13:27):
I think one of the things wassomething Like the whole
grabbing by the pussy Thing.
Like I think we can all Agreethat that was pretty fucking
wrong, yeah, universally, butapparently it Became from yeah,
that's disgusting, we shouldn'thave somebody in there.
Whenever they heard it wasBiden that said it to oh, that's
just Locker room talk, right.
I was like that's not lockerroom talk.
(01:13:48):
I was like, ahhhh, no, that'snot, that's not locker room talk
.
Uh, locker room talk is jokingabout much lesser things, about
what you've done with sexual.
I would suck a fart out of thatgirl's ass if she gave me a
chance and other things likedescribing sexual facts that
you've done with people thatwere consensual, not like I'm
gonna go up and grab this Thirdsince Plessy.
(01:14:09):
Because, I have money.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
And I can.
Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
And she's not gonna say no.
Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
And even if she does, then I'll fucking bury it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Now this podcast became Way too real.
We hate the government, by theway, if you haven't- noticed.
Dude.
I fucking hate fucking taxcompanies.
They're all a bunch of fuckingscams.
The irs can legitimately justsend you a bill and say pay us
this much or give us money back,but the companies that do your
taxes are like lobbying in dc.
I mean you're gonna causepeople not to have jobs because
(01:14:42):
they won't.
They won't be able to use theirdegrees to file other people's
taxes and take their money.
Fuck you.
Just send me a goddamn bill,irs.
Right for real, or, better yet,just take the right amount on my
fucking paycheck.
Why?
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
can't you just fucking do that at this point.
Why are you?
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
making it hard for yourself and myself.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Because it makes jobs .
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
You mean if that's what you sound like.
It makes jobs, and people hatethe people that do those jobs
because they know that you don'tneed them.
It could just be done.
Also, pretty sure we had afucking war over this with
Britain at some point.
Yeah, fuck you crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Taxation with no representation.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure at this point, like the entire
younger generation has zerorepresentation.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
And you can see that by the fact that they're
protesting at colleges andthey're just getting arrested
because they're protesting andpepper sprayed, yeah, for not
really doing anything.
Yeah, yeah, they're gettingfucking peppered.
They got the beanbag shot atthem the other day.
Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, they told them to disperse.
They were like we're going tokeep arresting people until you
disperse.
And I was like I know we have afairly large prison system, but
there's only so much that thefor-profit prison can keep
inside of it before it becomes aproblem.
And you definitely don't payenough guards there to not
(01:16:13):
prevent an upright Not evenremotely close.
Yeah, so the prison systemwould be completely overwhelmed
if they did that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
So what Coco is trying to say is make sure to go
on spotify, look up system of adown their album toxicity.
There's a song called prisonsong.
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Give it a listen dude , isn't fucked up that, like our
prison system, is for profitand not government run.
Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Their job is to keep you in there as long as possible
, rather than rehabilitate you.
Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Correct, which is ultimately the goal of a prison.
Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Unless you're sent to death row.
The ultimate goal of a prisonis to rehabilitate you or, you
know, hold you for life if youknow there is no saving you.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
But like you get a simple drug charge and you're in
there for 30 days, not enoughmoney for that one person.
But they'll try to find everylittle thing that you break the
rules in there to extend yourset.
Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Oh, you breathed incorrectly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
This day there was a fucking actual episode of Boruto
that like had this literalconcept in it.
I was like, wow, like one ofthe prison wardens, like
underlings, was unjustlyextending prison sentences of
people so he could do thingsthat he wanted and shit like
that.
And like this one dude was infor falsely he was like falsely
(01:17:45):
accused because he went andthought he was helping.
Falsely accused because he wentand thought he was helping a
lady who was a pickpocketer,instead of like the actual dude,
but like the dude was chasingher.
And he came in from like out oflike the background and saw
that there was a man chasing alady and she was screaming help,
help, this is a robber.
But what had actually happenedwas that she told she took that
man's wallet and so he knockedthe man out, helped her get away
(01:18:06):
and then was charged withassisted theft right, or
whatever you fucking call that.
And so he went to prison right,it wouldn't have been a long
charge, right, it shouldn't havebeen anything more than 30.
Dew was in there for like sixmonths and his prison sentence
just kept getting extendedbecause of stupid things.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
He talked back to a guard got him like an extra week
and they'll do whatever theycan, and I was like, wow, this
is an exact representation ofthe American prison system.
Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
I don't even think they realized that they did that
when they made the episode, butanyway fuck murky, fuck murky.
I think we can end now.
Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I think we can totally end.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
I don't know anybody want to say anything before we
go out uh, keep your turtle dicksafe wow, that was harsh.
Make sure to check out joystickunited over on youtube and also
available safe Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
That was harsh.
Make sure to check out JoystickUnited over on YouTube and also
available wherever podcasts are, because we're coming out with
a podcast in a couple of weeks.
Actually, we are up on YouTube.
It's the three of us plus GMillie.
Make sure to check out CoderCoco I don't know why I said
(01:19:27):
your name so weird there.
Coder Coco over on YouTube.
He's also on Twitch.
He streams over there.
Make sure to check outXenostream38.
He occasionally streams onTwitch when he is available too.
Just remember he is an adultwith an adult life with adult
things going on, so sometimes hecan't always get to that.
Give him some love.
Anyways, I don't really haveshit going on.
(01:19:49):
This has been adhd after darkand we'll see you next time
today.
this is fucking chris pratt as garfield.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is he garfield now?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
yeah, he's gonna be garfield now my fucking christ
you haven't seen any of thetrailers.
They're like samuel jackson isgarfield's dad.
Oh like, not, not john arbuckle, but garfield's cat.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
first off, I don't get to see any ads for anything
unless it's on TikTok.
So because I pay for YouTubepremium to skip all the ads, I
didn't see it as an ad, it wasmore.
A student came up to me and waslike OK, well, you still have
people who you still havecontact with people who have
(00:42):
boomer, like parents who stillwatch cable TV.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So they showed it to me and I'm like, oh dear god,
like chris pratt's not eventrying, kind of like mario, he's
not even trying to have therebecause of the name he is and
he's like hey, it's me garfield.
Oh, I hate mondays.
Look at me, I'm eating thefucking lasagna.
I'm eating the lasagna and it'slike him going out on this
(01:08):
grand adventure with Samuel LJackson the cat.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Samuel.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
L.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Jackson, as Garfield would have been way better that
would have at least beenentertaining that would have
been pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I think Bill Murray did a decent job as Gar't.
Why don't?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
they try to hire ryan ryan reynolds for this shit
like because, he was pikachu soI wouldn't put ryan reynolds as
garfield anybody better thanchris pratt anybody truly could
have been better than chrispratt.
It's like I feel like they'rejust telling ch Pratt like hey,
just sound like Chris Pratt.
So he's probably not tryingbecause they're telling him not
(01:49):
to try, because they're justlike yeah, we just want Chris
Pratt.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, it looks bad on A Chris Pratt and B the movie
in general.
Fucking hate it.
I mean it's not like Garfield.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Even with Nintendo, with Mario, he was probably just
regular reading his lines outloud for some practice.
And then some execs fromNintendo came up and were like,
oh, that's perfect.
Yes, that's what we need, andhe's like okay.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sweet.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm trying to seduce him.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm farting.
It smells terrible it smellsawful.
What are you playing right now,zeno?
I see you.
Is it Destiny?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, of course , of course I want to play that
new game that just came out, Ithink today Another Crab's
Treasure, oh, it's called what?
Another Crab's Treasure.
It's like a Souls souls likegame where you're wandering this
new, unknown area to you andyour character.
(02:49):
But you are this little hermitcrab and you're just trying to
get your shell back that gotstolen from you.
So you have to, like, searchthe ocean to get it back, but of
course, all the enemies justwant to kill you and take your
stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ah, got it.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Because you're a sweet, succulent cow.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They want to suck your crab meat out.
I'd want to suck your crab meatout, hey yo.
Should we call Murky?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I sent him a text and I said podcast with a question
mark, but he hasn't responded.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We're going to call Mr Murky.
Does his voicemail just say hisnumber, the question mark, but
uh, he hasn't responded.
We're gonna call he's dead.
Mr murk, hope does.
Does his voicemail just say hisnumber?
I don't, uh yes, yes, his doesthis, does okay I will get
really quick on the mute if itgoes to voicemail.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Murky, you're leaving in let, let, let strangers call
him oh hey, is this awful, isthis?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
him from the pod, he'd have to change his number.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Oh yeah 100% Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
This is how we get popular though.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
The sacrifice of Murky's phone number.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And personal privacy.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Oh no, don't do that to Murky.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
My hand's on the mute button.
Okay, where the fuck are you?
I'm fucking not even home, dude, do it without me.
You got anything to say to ourlisteners?
I forgot.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I haven't seen you motherfuckers in like three
weeks bitches.
Tell me you didn't bring thecards either.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You didn't bring the cards.
You gotta give the cards toZeno.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Fuck my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, have fun with whatever you're doing.
That's not the scheduledpodcast.
Oh, you're tanning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
He's tanning.
He's missing out on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Alright, Margie, we'll let you get back to
tanning.
Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Thanks, bye.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
he's going to florida this weekend, so oh yeah, he is
I can't wait for him to listento this podcast, knowing that
he's got his phone number thereor that we called him and then
we were just discussing aboutjust being like you know what,
fuck it, let's just let hisnumber go out on the air.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He's going to be so stressed.
Yes, he is.
He's going to be like did theycall me twice?
We're going to slow.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We should just slowly release his number all nine
digits out of order, by justsaying random numbers throughout
the podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Eight Seven.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't even know what I said was right.
Um, that's the wrong number.
Hang on, you know what?
Let's.
I won't tell anybody if what Isaid was right, but I know yeah,
fair, you know, but nobody elseknows.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Xeno knows.
Yeah, xeno knows, maybe fiveother people know.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Xeno knows at least one number he said was right,
we're awful.
I mean, first off, this is whathe gets for not having a
personalized mailbox thatdoesn't say your fucking phone
number.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
For real.
It takes two seconds to setthat shit up.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, and I set mine up 11 years ago and haven't
changed it since.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
All you'd have to do is be like hey, this is the Merc
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I smoke a lot of weed .
You remember the time whenFarha called me and I didn't get
his call and then the next timeI picked up and he was mad at
me because he wanted to havefroggy listen to the voicemail.
Did you hear about that zeno?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
no, it was like.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It was like the time, so salty it was whenever we
were down and me and e were downin myrtle beach.
Um what 2021 right uh?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
yeah, it was like just shortly after my divorce
and, um, farha froggy had caughtcovid.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
So farha was essentially trying to call me
and like trying to work aroundstuff, and we're like, well, I
guess we're not gonna do theoutdoor thing because we don't
want to get covid and all thatstuff.
But like we were playing minigolf at the time, yep, and
fucking Farha called me and Ididn't, didn't hear it, didn't
(07:14):
get the vibration and he calledme, it went to voicemail.
And he must have like.
my voicemail is something likehello humanoid or something like
that, if you have somethinglike that if you have, have, I
forget like the exact words, butit's like if you want to leave
me a message on my interpersonalcommunication device, there's
something like that like.
It's like super ridiculousimagine big bang theory level
(07:37):
humor and that's it yeah, andfarha must have laughed so hard,
so he called me backimmediately.
And what does the person dowhen they normally get a phone
call and they see that they'vegot a phone call you?
answer it you fucking answer thephone.
I answer the phone and I gohello and farha goes.
Why'd you answer?
What do you mean?
(07:59):
He's like well, you didn'tanswer the first time, so I
figured you wouldn't answer thesecond time.
I'm like what, what kind ofbonehead logic is this?
And he was like okay, hang up,I'm going to call you back, and
then I want the voicemail, andthen I'm going to call you back
again after I get the voicemail.
And I was like just talk to menow, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
And he's like shut up .
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He was like okay, my dude, but cool, we can't talk
now, and then you could justlike call me back and I'd reject
the call later, and not thiswhole loop-de-loop thing.
Oh my god, farha's hilarioushe's absolutely hilarious oh,
that was like the funniest thingever.
I picked up the phone andsomebody asked me like why'd you
answer?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I didn't know what to say what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
don't get me wrong.
I have those moments where I'mlike having that like introvert
panic moment of oh my god, don'tpick up, don't pick up, don't
pick up.
Let me just like deliver avoicemail, like farha wasn't
even doing that like why wouldyou pick up?
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
farha wasn't even doing that.
He was like why'd you pick up?
How dare you?
Farhub wasn't even doing that.
He was like why'd you pick up?
I wanted to hear your voicemailagain, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's like sorry, bro, that you know you called me
twice and I thought somethingmajor happened.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It actually wasn't major.
That was the first one I got.
I didn't feel the first one.
And then I answered and I hadno knowledge that he made the
first call, knowledge that hemade the first call, and so,
like when he said, well, Icalled you once, so I just
expected you not to answer, Iwanted to hear the voicemail, I
was like, alright, guess, I'munreliable now don't pick up the
(09:34):
phone one time.
Fuck you, farah, piece of shit.
I hope he's listening to this.
Yeah, he's like our.
You know one listener inaddition to like what crazy and
murky who listens to it 75 times.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, well, murky is listening to it, so we can
possibly get ad revenue one day.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
We still had 50 downloads last week, even though
yeah, who the fuck?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Why the fuck you listen to this, you idiots.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I think people are here for your guys's sex appeal
and my humor bro e last nightxeno can attest to this I was
trying to edit the outro thatyou fucking gave me and I was
like you had no reason to be sofunny and like all the bloopers
and outtakes that happened.
And I was just like what, whyis he just hilarious?
And I was dying of laughtertrying to edit the outro for the
(10:29):
joysticks thing, which I thinkit should be all rendered, I
just need to upload it.
But like, I was just like whyare you so fucking funny?
And you, you weren't trying tobe, you were just fucking like,
oh, you, you, you, you, youfucking.
You messed up a line and you'relike, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't
fucking read a script.
And I'm like why are you sofucking salty?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
at yourself.
I think Monty jumped up on thedesk and you're like oh cat, but
yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Uh, it's just, you just react to what's happening
around you and you just try tothink quick about it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You just laugh about it as it happens speaking of
which, should we uh plugjoysticks here?
I don't know what we should do,yeah we can plug joysticks
somebody who has has you knowyour frame rate and your lips
were really weird there when youdid the.
Oh, my God, you see it it waslike oh yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
All right, try it one more time.
One more time.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Let me see, yeah, it's weird, it's just like it's
so fucking weird dude Like agoddamn strobe light on it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Anyway, joysticks.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All right, strobe light on it.
I love it anyway.
Joysticks all right.
So, for those of you who may ormay not know, we do have
another podcast that is a littlemore toned down compared to
this, but we're a lot more nerdyin that one.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Is joysticks becoming more of a brand now?
I think so.
Yeah, so this could technicallybe part of joysticks and, yes,
in some fashion we absolutelycould make this a part of the
joysticks branding yeah.
So if you want gmillie toaccept, be sure to flood his
twitter with we accept.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Just say we accept yeah, don't tell him anything
else everybody here will knowyeah, that's all we need so make
sure you are going to xcom ortwittercom and you want to
specifically find the account atmiles g170 gaming and just tell
(12:41):
him we accept yep, just send abunch of those and we'll tally
them up and and if we get morethan two, we'll probably become
part of joysticks.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, and if we get more than two, we're going to
laugh for every single one aftertwo.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
If he asks you what you mean, you just say yes, just
be oblivious.
Just say yes, just say wherewe're making like this.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We are making this secret fucking code for people
that have watched our episodebecause they're gonna say we
accept miles is gonna go whatand then?
And then their response isgonna be yes.
We're like making like a secretagent code right now guys,
miles is gonna be like.
I don't fucking know what'shappening and then miles is
gonna mess up, message us and belike what'd you idiots do?
What's going on?
(13:28):
And we'll just be like, yeah,like who's behind this?
And then all of us will justsay, yes, uh, we love, we love
miles.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Uh, he's a good guy I can't wait for this episode to
air now.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, it air.
It airs in a couple hours.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Like, yeah, like soon .
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, as soon as I, as soon as we're done recording,
I go ahead and upload it.
So, however long it takes forthe computer to decide I'm going
to fucking.
If we upload those nuts, we'regoing to get approved for
fucking.
Onlyfans, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Finally.
Well, I mean we have beenapproved for OnlyFans.
We just don't have anyfollowers or subscribers.
You mean fans?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
fansly fansly.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
That's what I meant yeah, we haven't really done a
very good job promoting it.
No, we've done a shit job.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I feel like you have to do a lot of work to get stuff
like that to go off, but it'sjust a funny place to upload
stuff, yeah I just I reallydon't feel like putting all the
work into it.
It's literally there because ofa joke.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It hasn't gone any further than it was a joke.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Not a joke.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Look, if there was all of a sudden an influx of
people and they demanded a dickpic and we made like $1,000 in a
month, I'll fucking be like,alright, buy it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, you know, at that point he would become.
He would be like all right, bye.
Yeah, you know, I, at thatpoint, I he would become he
would be like not a teacheranymore.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I'm running the fans, lee look at my fucking.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Look at my bear chest look at everything about me,
give me the money, give me thebiddies the sad, the sad thing
is I'll give you my biddies, hey, hey yo, you guys want to hear
something stupid that I did overthe weekend that I have been
saving just for this podcast foryour guys reactions.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I have something stupid as well.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
You go first though you know what I'll go last,
because I feel like mine's alittle more embarrassing.
Yeah, I definitely almostkilled myself.
Oh, because I feel like mine'sa little more embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, I definitely almost killed myself.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh Okay, I didn't though.
Mine was just embarrassing, somaybe I will start with mine.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Mine's very simple, but I definitely almost killed
myself.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh fucking yikes, baby girl.
All right.
So over the weekend, uh, I tookshannon back to her parents
place because a childhood catthat she took in uh nearing the
end of her poor life due tocertain health conditions and
(16:03):
her parents decided to do thehumane thing because she really
wasn't eating anymore was to puther down.
And I took Shannon up so shecould get some last lovings in
and say her goodbyes and be inthe room as uh the cat's final
moments were happening.
So it was the night before theuh cat was going to have all
(16:34):
that stuff happen to her and wehad carnitas that night where I
put this uh kind of I don't knowhow to put it like this chili
lime kind of powder.
I forget what it's called Tahito, something like that.
I forget its name, but it'sdelicious.
(16:54):
Sounds pretty Spanish and I keepforgetting that.
In my 30s my body doesn't likeme anymore and I get things
called heartburn and acid reflex.
So I wake up in the middle ofthe night because I'm having
acid reflex and when I used toget it a lot as a kid, I don't
(17:23):
get as much anymore as an adult.
But my immediate instinct is Ineed to go get like a swig of
milk to help cool the burn andthen take like an antacid or
something.
So that's kind of what my bodydid is.
I kind of got up and I wentinto the kitchen and I'm like
half awake at this point, so Iopened up the fridge.
(17:44):
And I'm like half awake at thispoint.
So I open up the fridge andthere is a milk jug in there, oh
no, and I just like grab like acup and I pour into the cup and
as I was prepared to take aswig, this thick, thick glob
(18:06):
like crawls into my mouth and Ijust start gagging I'm trying
not to puke right now and I justremember it was the sourest
thing I've ever put in my mouth.
It tasted more sour than anairhead and I spit it back into
the cup and I'm just gagging,making these noises, and I'm
horrified that I'm going to wakepeople up, so I'm like holding
my mouth going god so I run intothe bathroom and they have
(18:31):
mouthwash and I just like slamit back and just shake my head
vigorously and spit it out, andI do that like 20 times until I
can't taste that flavor anymore.
And then I finally take anantacid.
And while I'm waiting for thatto kick in, I go back to the
kitchen and I just see thisputrid slime of spoiled milk and
(18:55):
I take a look at the expirationdate and that milk had been in
that fridge for like half a yearat that point.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh, gross dude.
I'm trying not to throw upright now.
That is disgusting.
So I didn't tell anyone hang on, hang on, hang on hang on, we
need to rewind a bit.
You poured that shit in a glass.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I thought I poured it out, but it really just kind of
like oozed out could you notsmell it?
Not when I was doing it in kindof a hurry to get rid of the
burn.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Bro, I feel like something that was spoiled, that
bad I was in my mouth somethingthat was spoiled, that bad like
as soon as you bring it up todrink it like it's gonna be like
smelling salts and fucking yournose just goes.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Ah, it wasn't like the back of my throat, did I
have?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
that noise for us again I have a hat.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I actually have a habit because I I've drank not
that spoiled of milk before butlike I have had the experience
where I have had spoiled milkand it doesn't taste great.
So I've gotten, I've gotteninto the habit of like sniffing
milk before I take that firstswig, because if it's like just
on edge, I'm like, no, no, I'mgood.
It actually kind of likebrought me up like kind of weird
(20:20):
with like the fair life milk,because you know, kind of weird
with like the Fairlife milk.
Because you know, I did thesame thing with that.
I thought it was regular milkand I went to go take a drink,
took a sniff and it was likeholy fuck, this is rotten.
Apparently they pasteurize itat a higher temperature which
makes it smell rotten, but it'sstill good and I just could not
get over drinking that.
But yeah, fun fact, but yeah.
(20:41):
So E, what did we learn?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
That.
But yeah, fun fact, but yeah uh.
So e what did we learn?
Uh that, even if I'm kind of ina hurry and halfway to make
sure I check expiration and thenboomers, fun, fun fact you
probably could have still.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You probably can still just get away with only
doing the antacid orpepto-bismol or like.
Usually what I do when I getantacid is I just take like a
couple of tums and like thatjust does, that just is enough
to get everything out of thethroat and like on its way down,
it just does its job and it wasjust kind of a.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
My brain was like this is what we do, so I don't
know.
I just was following stupidityof my instincts you Zeno, what'd
you do?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
this weekend.
That was stupid.
I didn't do anything.
That was stupid actually.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh well, you're stupid.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I don't think I did anyways, what did I do this
weekend?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Did you stay inside and play Shadowverse all weekend
?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
No, I had a busy weekend.
What did I do?
I went to the concert.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Oh, you went to the concert, right?
That murky bitch down on it.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yes, what a bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was too cold.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Mr, I go ice fishing.
It was too cold to go outside.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
It was pretty fucking cold.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I don't care.
This motherfucker goes icefishing.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I went to the gift shop after the opening band and
bought a South Bend Cubs hoodiebecause it was that fucking.
Went to the gift shop after theopening van and bought a South
Bend Cubs hoodie because it wasthat fucking cold.
I don't live in South Bend.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, here's the dumb thing I did.
I was trying to put up a camerain the garage.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Any guesses, before I go any further than that, your
neighbors didn't know who youwere and were about ready to
shoot you with the rifle.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Actually no, we did not turn the power off and you
almost electrocuted yourself.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Well, kind of right, oh OK, I had put the camera in.
Like the way, the way my garageworks is like the upper area
has like this electrical conduitthat's outside of the wall and
my stud finder just said theentire wall was electric because
of that wire being outside andgoing to like a heater element.
(22:59):
So I kind of was like well, Ican't trust exactly where
there's no electrical at right,so I'm just gonna have to take a
gamble and drill a hole intothe drywall and hope for the
best.
Well, I drilled a hole in thedrywall and, you know, nothing
happened.
So I was like cool, I'm good.
So then I put in the wall studsand drilled in one side and
everything was fine.
(23:19):
And I just kind of go in anddrill the other side and fucking
lights went out.
And then I was kind of go inand drill the other side and
fucking lights went out oh no,and then and then I was like
that's not good.
I sense I fucked up here.
But, yeah it was it was a goodlike I.
I had that reaction where I'mjust like looking at it, I'm
like in the dark, cause it'slike in the middle of the night
(23:39):
at this point it's pitch blackand I'm like motherfucker.
Didn't even occur to me thatlike I tripped the breaker and
pretty much just almost hadstraight fucking 20 amps of
electricity going through mybody to ground right, um, cause
that was what the breaker wasrated for, so 20 amps would have
had to at least go to trip itum and uh, I'm glad you're still
(24:02):
with us and uh.
So then I went downstairs.
The breaker didn't look like itwas off, so then I was really
freaked out, but it I guess ittripped, but was still on in the
on position uh so we turnedthat bitch off and uh, then I
just left it and then I couldn'tfind an electrician to come fix
it, like the only electriciannear me.
(24:22):
I'm not even gonna say itbecause it'll give it away, but
like half of the reviews arefive star, like this is the best
company ever, and the otherhalf are one star reviews,
saying this is a goddamn scam,don't go here.
And I'm like, okay, it'sprobably a scam.
And then I went to like theclosest google map street view
that I could look for it and,interesting enough, that entire
(24:43):
road is blurred out and I'm like, oh, this is definitely a scam
area because they won't even letyou look down the road from the
main road.
Interesting, um.
So Edgaz talked to somebody atour work and somebody was like,
oh yeah, when I did that, I justflipped the breaker back on and
it worked.
So I took the screw out of thewall and turned the breaker on
(25:04):
and, lo and behold, there'sstill power.
Uh, so, uh, we're gonna have tocut the fucking wall open
tomorrow and apparently thesolution is to pair the wiring.
Wrap it with electrical tape.
Is the solution yeah,absolutely, yeah.
Um, that's all you have to do,and luckily it's in the garage,
so all I'm really gonna do iscut out a piece of the drywall
and then screw it back into thestud right and then not really
(25:26):
care how it looks right, um, youcould patch it pretty.
I mean I'm just gonna put yeahI'm just gonna yeah, I'm not
like painting or anything, whatI'm gonna do is just take out
the thing, then fix the wire,screw it back into the stud and
then fucking plaster the outsideof it I can't wait to see this
tomorrow or Saturday.
Dude.
(25:46):
It is like and I'm pretty sureI'm going to open up this wall
and I'm going to be like wow, Ihad a one in like fucking
million shot of just deadcentering this wire and fucking.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
You probably just barely nicked it, or something.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I think I had to go through hot and neutral for it
to not have electrocuted me andfor it to trip the breaker like
that, like I think I had to haveconnected hot and neutral with
the screw, Because the only.
Fucking scary dude, Because theonly other path for it to have
gone was through me, through theladder to the ground, to trip
(26:23):
the breaker.
That was the only other pathfor it to have happened like
that right.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Maybe, maybe Satan saved you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Satan did not save me .
Speaker 4 (26:32):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I mean Satan wants him down there.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
You know how many times I stick my hand up his ass
in a podcast.
I definitely want him down hereto fondle his balls.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Oh, thanks for that, Satan.
Why do you want to fondle hisballs?
What exactly is that about?
Because it tickles a lot and hehates that.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Ah, you know, I hate it when my partner tickles my
balls.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I don't prefer my balls to be tickled either.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
It is a no tickle zone.
However, that doesn't stop her.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Jesus Christ, gucci, gucci, goo, dude.
You guys, this is a weirdfucking subject, but have you
ever gotten, like you know howlike some clothes like um, you
get lint off of them and it likesticks to your body and stuff
like that?
Like some clothes can like getthose?
What are they called?
Those little balls of fabricand shit that like kind of just
(27:24):
come off?
I don't remember what it'scalled, but no, no, there's like
a special word.
You have like the lint thingthat like goes across and cuts
them.
You know what I'm?
talking about the pilling yeah,I know what you're talking about
.
So I have me undies and some ofthem actually like that.
Like the internals of they'relike very comfortable, but like
(27:45):
they they are definitely meantto be replaced more often than
normal underwear.
Like they're very comfy, butit's like they have a usage
period of like a lot less thanother underwear.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Like they fall apart a little bit um, and there are
times when you're ripping toxicasshole.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, but yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like.
It's like a protection layer itdissolves away to make sure
everybody else stays safe.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
But no, like there'll be sometimes, like I'll get
like a new one of these, or likeand stuff like layer dissolves
away, to make sure everybodyelse stays safe.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
But no, like there'll be sometimes like I'll get like
a new one of these or like andstuff like that.
And you know, last night I tooka shower and put on like a
fairly new set it's only withlike the newer ones, like the
older they get, like the lessmaterial or is to fall apart.
And I fucking put one on lastnight after shower and I and I
went to the bathroom just beforestream today and the underside
(28:31):
of my fucking dickhead has justfucking underwear lint just
stuck in it of like what, whatdo you guys have you guys ever
had that?
Like?
You just get fucking lint fromyour underwear stuck in your
dickhead and you're like what isthis?
I literally never, never hadthat happen no dude, these under
this underwear is ridiculous.
Like they're like I'll.
(28:52):
I fucking showered with it onetime and my ass, why no?
No, after it, after I used it,after after I used sorry, I
gotta have my brain went toofast for my mouth, um understand
, and you know I use the fuckingwand to like spray out, like
the fucking ass crack area Tomake sure I get nice and clean
in there.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I was blowing fucking you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You must not have a hairy ass.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I don't know you put on my massage shedding.
Sometimes you just put it backthere Just to make sure you get
out things.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's like a fucking bidet.
To make sure you get it out,I'm literally blasting.
You have had to have had bellybutton lint before.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, absolutely, I was going to say if you said no,
If you said no, I was going tohave some issues.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Dude, like this underwear.
I was blowing out fucking bellybutton lint, kind of like
chunks of the underwear out andI'm like, well, those aren't
pieces of poop, because it'sfucking like neon pink and if it
is pieces of poop I thinkthat's my intestines and I
should go to the hospital andit's.
It's so weird.
It's like this is the onlyunderwear I mean.
It's super comfortable, itdoesn't feel like it's happening
(30:02):
, but like it's.
It just feels like you'redisgusting and it's like you go
there, you go to the bathroomand it's like, well, I'm pulling
fucking Dryer lint off my dickfrom my underwear and blasting
it out of my Asshole, but I tooka shower yesterday, so Not like
it's fucking because I'm notShowering Dude.
(30:26):
It's fucking weird, but yougotta understand what I'm
Talking about.
Like it's kind of like bellybutton lint, but like your dick
and and that's why I make surethat I definitely clean very,
very heavily underneath the headso that Gaz doesn't have to
breathe down some belly buttonlint in my dick.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I mean, if you're circumcised, then you don't have
to worry about the smegma ontop of that.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Why are you so awkward about that?
Yeah for sure, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Coke, are you not circumcised?
I don't know Probably.
What do you mean?
You don't know what.
Oh, I mean I probably am.
My parents are Christian, so Iprobably am.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
That's true.
Yeah, that's very high likely.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I definitely can see the head of my dick more than
some of the people I've seen inporn videos.
So I'm probably circumcised, soyou're probably circumcised,
but there's still enough of thatlike little extra skin for
stuff to get trapped under it.
You know what I mean, like whenit's nice and soft and hiding
in its little fucking nest.
Yeah, yeah, one is like aturtle dude.
That's the worst you ever likesit down in like a car and it
(31:44):
just kind of goes too far in andit's like super uncomfortable
because it's like retracted somuch and then you're sitting
there trying to like pull, pullyour dick, shut up, zeno, you
fucking this is just proof thatyou don't understand short dick
problems.
(32:06):
Like you're sitting in the carand like you get you get into a
position and then your dick justgoes and it's just like, oh,
it's so uncomfortable.
And then you're just like thecar and like you get you get
into a position and then yourdick just goes and it's just
like, oh, it's so uncomfortable.
And then you're just likesitting there awkwardly trying
to rearrange yourself.
There have been times that I'vetried to make a boner happen so
I could get my dick to pop outof its uncomfortable position
and E do you know what I'm?
(32:26):
talking about yeah bro this iskind of-.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So like I'd be sitting there driving especially
long like car rides and I'lllike try to like do that man.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Stance Dude the worst In, like the driver's seat, but
I can't, so I have to like-.
Dude, sometimes you could bewalking down in the mall and
then your dick's like not todayout of your fucking, inside of
your body, trying to make itmore comfortable because it's
just fucking went and hid andit's not supposed to do that.
(32:54):
Now we know for sure that xenohas a huge dick because this
sounds like a small dick problemlike I didn't realize how tough
it was it's hard out here forsmall dicks people.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, we got to get women with personality, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
There's like a threshold at which, like, once
it passes it, like the dick is,like the skin that's left is
just like sucks over and ittries to act like foreskin, but
it's not big enough, so it'ssuper fucking uncomfortable.
Oh fuck, you've never.
I'm ups.
I'm so upset now that you havea huge dick because you've never
experienced that is like themost awkward.
(33:35):
It's not painful, it's just youever have an itch the way I
describe it.
I describe it as you ever havean itch at the bottom of your
foot that you're driving withand you can't really scratch it.
Yeah, yeah that it's like that,but instead of fixing it by
taking off your shoe andscratching it, you have to
fucking pull your dick out fromyour stomach.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That is rough.
Why does your?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
why it just does.
Ok, it just does, I don't evenknow how to explain it.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
It's just like, all of a sudden, it's like the.
It must just be a thing.
That happens when you get older, too, and your skin is more
fucking less, uh, less stretchy.
So, uh, I didn't have thisproblem until I turned like
fucking 28 or so.
So people who have a short dick, you're under 28.
This is another thing to lookforward to when you get older
(34:26):
your dick disappearing inside ofyour body and it being very
uncomfortable like I'vedefinitely gotten like, like it
gets smaller when it's cold, butlike never like it's not like
it's getting smaller, it's likeright now it's like, it's like
there's like a specific,specific position where, like
you know how, like there's somedick still inside of you.
(34:47):
It's like it gets to a positionwhere, like the, the skin gets
right to, like where it's notbeing held back anymore, and
then there's like an elasticeffect that just sucks it up and
it's not like it's a coldeffect, dude yeah, I'm so
perplexed by this I'm gonna haveat this point, at this point,
xeno, I'm gonna have to fuckingmake a video of how this works
(35:07):
to show, to like educate youyeah, I straight up.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I've never experienced this in my life.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
It's because your dick is too long to ever get
past that threshold.
It like it like, definitelylike if I if I do this, it's
hard to see on camera, but likeif I do this and stick my butt
out like it's it's kind of stuckthere and hang on, let me pull
it back out.
It went inside a little bit, ohmy god.
And then I'm like this all camefrom the foreskin topic and I'm
(35:37):
like man foreskin must be veryuncomfortable, but then again, I
haven't lived a life withforeskin because you know, jesus
, oh, this is an episode of ADHD.
After Dark, fucking Murkymissed a juicy one.
Yes, he did.
Should we call Murky up and askhim if his dick disappeared
inside?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
of his body.
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Let's do it yeah yeah , yeah, call him right now.
He knows we're on the podcastthis time.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
He's going to be like yeah, what are you talking
about?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Dude, what do you mean?
Dude, he's's gonna be like whatdo you mean?
Speaker 4 (36:09):
I hope he's at a place where he can talk.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Fucking Zeno doesn't do that yeah, let's get him on
the phone like fucking phone afriend.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I got him on the edge .
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Answer the fucking phone we'll get an answer from
him next episode if he doesn'tanswer it.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
He's gonna be a bitch to not answer.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
What a bitch.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
What a bitch.
Huh, huh, huh.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Huh.
Please leave Ah.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I was really fucking quick on that, by the way.
Oh dude, oh dude, he's gonna be.
He's gonna be like yeah, whatdo you mean?
It happens all the time.
And Zeno's gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
No.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You ever see like those you ever see, like those
TikToks, where it's like whatboys do in the shower and what
girls do in the shower, like andthey mentioned like the little
things, like how women all likeapparently wash their hair
facing away from it and men justlike face into the shower and
wash their hair, like apparentlylike a difference, but like
shit, like that we're going tohave, like this fucking small
(37:26):
dick versus large dick, likethings that you've never noticed
about your dick, small dickversus large dick like things
that you've never noticed aboutyour dick with, uh, the shower
thing.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Like when I had long hair, like really long hair, it
was like down to my nips um, Iwould face away from the shower,
but now, like I face the showergenerally, I never really
realized I was doing it, butdefinitely understand that I
don't know how to transitionfrom talking about fucking dick,
(37:55):
fucking turtle dick dude.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It literally is bro shit's fucking hilarious.
I can't believe the I'moffended as a small dick person
that you've never experiencedthis.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm a little fucking upset.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I hope one day you know that you just wake up.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
this I'm a little fucking upset, you know.
I hope one day that you justwake up and you're just like
what is this unusual feeling?
This is not comfortable and itjust happens to you.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
For him it's going to be when he's like 50.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
You know how thicker girls you're wearing shorter
shorts.
Their thighs chaff.
You ever had your dick chaffagainst your leg?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah chafe no that's what I get instead of that,
apparently, then yeah, but whathappens for me is it just chafes
on the inside of the fuckingforeskin, because it just
because what it's doing thewhole time you're walking is
it's here's the extra skin andhere's it trying to poke out as
you're walking is here's theextra skin and here's it trying
to poke out as you're walking,and it's just doing that.
(38:53):
It's kind of fucking yourself,yeah, but it's very
uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
I get dick chafed out of it.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Jesus Christ, xeno's dick is so long that it just
gets dick chafed.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Do me like that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
The absolute burden you must carry on your shoulders
.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
It's in his pants, not his shoulders.
Get with the picture Fair.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Well, I have to swing it over my shoulder to carry it
around.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Must be nice.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Does your dick hang low?
Does it swallow to and throw?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Your dick would have to be huge to be able to tie it
into a knot.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, my dick's not that big.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Or you're just a furry, explain.
So this is something that Ilearned being friends with a
furry, because I have decided tobe more friendly towards them
because most of them areartistic correct so you're not
against autistic people.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Correct, good, correct so it's less of a hate
crime so.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Jesus Christ uh, I have learned that nodding was a
term because, uh, I knew wherethis was going.
I don't know if you guysremember him much because he
hasn't streamed in a littlewhile vince.
Yeah, uh, snap bionics yeah, Iremember so somebody in his
server posted a furry memebecause I'm like one of two or
(40:28):
three people in that server thatis not a furry and they just
kind of have me around to be thefunny guy because let's be
honest furries aren't funny,shut your mouth are you?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
offended, coco.
I'm offended that you're makingfun of people with autism.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Continue your story what the fuck and I didn't
understand what the term noddingwas.
I was like, okay, what is this?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
and apparently, does Zeno know what it means?
Speaker 1 (41:02):
no, okay, I know what it means continue so Coco could
probably correct me a littlebit more here, because I only
vaguely remember what it meansbut it has a knot on their penis
.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, I was gonna say it has something to do with
part of their penis wherethere's like a bump, and they
consider it a knot yeah, so theyhave like the penis a little
bump and then the balls and likethe whole point from an animal
biological standpoint is theyhave sex and then the last rut
it goes in and then the knotjust like expands and then
(41:36):
they're stuck together for alittle bit while everything sort
of settles to prevent likecompeting males from overriding
their sperm and shit.
But I'm assuming the termknotting is something similar to
that, but furry base just more.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
That is a real thing, that happens in biology uh, huh
like dogs, two dogs.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
If a dog has sex with another dog, they can get stuck
together for like up to 30minutes after the male dog
finishes.
Cause his dick just grew 10fucking sizes inside of the lady
.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
So then he just has to wait for it to kind of go
back now.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
So there's your giant horse cock pierces the.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
There's the animal planet tangent, but anyway,
continue on.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
That was it.
If you're into nodding, letmurky know by calling his number
at 1-800-I-SUCK-DICK.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
I'm gonna take his phone and set it up as like a
secondary number On his phone.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
We should fucking make a number that's like a
secondary number and forward itto his phone so then we can
actually Dox that number but itlike goes through like one of
those call services and forwardsto his phone and then we can
turn it off at any time.
Yes, be like.
Who is this Calling about myfucking nodding kink?
Speaker 4 (43:13):
what the fuck is it.
Don't have to look it up likethat.
One time he almost went ongrinder oh dude, that shit was
funny as fuck we've told thatstory here before, but that shit
was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I don't remember what episode.
Go fucking.
Listen to the whole series ifyou want to know about it murky
would know.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Murky probably knows by heart what episode.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
It is probably does fucking man's weird shit was
fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
He was like all into it and I thought he knew and he
had no clue.
And then, fucking grand it wasover and murky goes.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get ongrinder too, and grand it just
goes.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, man, wait what granted at that moment should
have just been like let thingsplayed out, because I would have
loved to see murky's love,murky's fate to see murky's face
or hear what his face was likeon his first fucking like swipe
realize like his first, am Igetting all these dudes?
Yeah, he probably swipe a bit,be like why am I getting all
(44:09):
these fucking dudes?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah Well, that one looks like.
Why are they asking me if I'm atop or a bottom.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
He's going to get one , that one looks like a lady
Fucking matches and it's a dude.
You want to see my penis?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
The twinkiest sissy out there, I believe, is the
correct term.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Not a femboy.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, now he actually might want to get on fucking
now he might want to get on.
Grindr because he's intofemboys we should make Murky a
Grindr we absolutely should, andjust show him just like a
slideshow of all the men thatswiped on him.
I might be terrified to kind ofsee that and then just show him
(44:51):
the DMs that he gets for those.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
We should each make a grinder and see who gets the
most men to swipe on us, thoughI feel like then I would just be
playing into everything I hateabout the dating scene.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
I mean, it's absolutely going to be murky,
though, because they're going tosee his fat ass and be like.
I want a piece of that.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
I'm just going to take a picture of me wearing no
clothes.
And my tiny inverted dick.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
It's just their cosplay.
Dude it's.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Dude Xeno.
All you have to do is wear thefucking White Ranger cosplay.
You don't even need a grinderfor that.
You got on fucking Facebook andsomebody's like mmm, give me
that.
Yeah, for real.
I love myself a good fuckingfat white sausage.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I had to tell Dr Fart that story.
She was like what up with yourfriends?
And it's like then you have abig dick.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I was like well, I mean also it started like that,
but now we have physical proofthat you were like I don't have
this problem where my dick hidesfrom me.
Um yeah, yeah, that's prettymuch where it all started or
less what are you doing up there, jiraya?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
yeah, what is dry doing?
Explain it to us.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
He's just hanging out he's just being a cat looking
down doing cat I don't know whathe's doing.
He's he's doing orange catthings right now.
Oh yeah, hashtag orange catthings.
Who here has an orange cat?
Me, not me dude, have you everhad an orange cad caddy?
No, I've never had an orangecat dude, they can be a blessing
(46:31):
and a curse.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Kate is such a blessing.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Fortunately, I heard he got out not too long ago.
He did, and then he didn't wantto be outside anymore yeah,
then he was like fucking cats.
They always are the same.
They're like let me out, let meout, let me out, fuck this.
How do I get back?
They always are the same.
They're like let me out, let meout, let me out, fuck this.
How do I get back?
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I don't want this anymore.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
He ran all around my neighbor's backyard.
He was trying to help corralhim with me, and then he ran to
the front door.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
He was just like let me the fuck in.
I'm done with my adventure now,dad.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
He, I'm done with my adventure now, dad.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
He used to be an outdoor cat too.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
He was a stray right, he was a stray, and he used to
stand like a pit bull too.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
He used to act really tough and now he's such a sweet
boy now and he loves all thecompany that ever comes over to
my house.
For a while he would be reallyscared of anybody coming over,
but now I think he kind ofrealizes anyone that comes in is
going to give you a boss yeah,and he's like, oh shit, fucking
more attention for me, let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
He's such a sweet lovey boy he is and if he can
get everybody's attention, he'skind of like I'm the most
special boy Unless you're tryingto cut his nails and he's like
what the fuck are you guys doing?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
He's like go fuck yourself, man.
Oh God, oh God.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
You good you good, everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, you sure, yeah, I ran out of.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Dude, from now on, anytime Zeno's in a voice call
with me and my dick goes andhides, I'm going to explicitly
call it out every single timenow.
Maybe you should even send himpictures of it popping back out
it's hard to do because, like,take my pants off, it's going to
pop back out, right?
Because like part of it is likethe tension of like webcam
(48:20):
ready well, part of it's likethe tension of the boxers pushes
it in right like if you getyour boxers in like the correct
spot.
it just kind of like that's thesound it makes too.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
What sound?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It's kind of like when you put like a hard-boiled
egg in your mouth and you try toswallow it.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Why are you trying to swallow a hard-boiled egg?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Look, we all do weird things to get money on OnlyFans
.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
I taught myself how to make soft boiled eggs and
make like the fancy ramen eggs.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
We tried that one time.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
It did not go well I can show you how to do this
really easy well, we, we, wewere like.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Somebody said, you can do it.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
An air fryer did not work oh, no, no, no, no, no no
it was one of.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
It was one of those TikToks hey, you can do this,
and so we did it, and then itwas not not ready.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
For me.
I just boil the eggs for abouteight minutes, take them out,
put them in an ice bath and thenthe marinade was like soy sauce
, mirin and sugar and you boilit, let it cool, put it in a bag
with the eggs soy sauce, mirinand sugar.
And you boil it, let it cool,put it in a bag with the eggs
and let them marinate overnightand it came out so fucking good
(49:36):
and you cut them in half and putthem in ramen the next day.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
Mmm, good shit.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
You're good shit.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Did you guys know that, apparently on x, formerly
known as twitter, if youactually put twitter in a tweet,
like in a url, specifically aslong as it is, as it is not all
in caps, the website will nowchange it from twitter to the
letter X.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Really.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Yeah, I thought you told me that.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
No, that's in the URL bar.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, I remember, you told me that.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
I think what he's saying is if you tweet something
that has Twitter in the link.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Correct.
Yeah, I thought you told methat for some reason.
Maybe you told me that.
You told me that for somereason.
Maybe he told me that somebodytold me that.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I'm just gonna post on the joysticks account, uh any
or not, joysticks, adhd afterdark.
Anyone who has a penis everhave the problem where it
(50:53):
turtles uncomfortably?
I like the verb is gonna belike.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
I know exactly what you're fucking talking about and
I hope, dude, did you say far?
Speaker 2 (51:04):
how's gonna be like?
I know exactly what you fucking.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
I get that.
I hope, dude, did you sayFarha's gonna be like?
I know exactly what you fucking.
Oh, I'm just gonna Farha'sgonna be like I get that I get
that dude Farha will too.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
I have to specify.
Yeah, no, I'm with Zeno, neverhad that happen.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Dude, he's a short king with a fucking huge dick.
I mean man's off balance.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
That's why he stopped streaming.
He's pursuing that porn starcareer.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
You know, he should probably get back on that porn
star career.
I feel like he could make money.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
He could Dude.
I hope somebody responds backto this.
Speaker 4 (51:37):
I'm going to laugh what if he hasn't been streaming
because ASMR took off.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
He also wants to do stuff that he didn't want to
take off took off, right, andthen yeah, so I was like kind of
why would you do that then, ifyou didn't want it to take off,
like you were doing that it wasgonna be funny.
It was gonna be funny and ittook off, so you just keep doing
it.
It was so hilarious, dude.
I'm super surprised that Megsaw the tweet.
I am too, actually, only becauseI the one from like april 4th,
(52:10):
when fucking because you taggedme in and it popped up for her
yeah, I don't know why twitter'salgorithm would do that.
Uh, the one where a fuckingsenpai sandman, your cum, fills
my tummy up, uwu, with fuckingspider-man with a huge fucking
cum-filled belly and me goingwhat the fuck individual meg
said time to uh.
(52:32):
What did she say?
Time to mute, time to mute.
And I was like I'm shocked youfollowed this, um, and I was
like I don't think she actuallydoes.
I think shit just kind of wentthrough e's fucking uh stream,
or is his blink thingy so forthat picture of spider-man with
(52:56):
the enlarged stomach.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
There it's a come believe.
That is from marvel zombies,where sandman goes inside of
spider-Man and just explodes outof him.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
That is legitimately a porn category.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah, it's called Vore.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
So Spider-Man was canonically for a few panels
Vore.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Making, hmm.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Making Zeno, a weird pervert person.
I mean his spider webs.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
I'm pretty sure that Spider-Man spider webs are
essentially fucking, an alteredform of cum.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
I'm waiting for Zeno to go um actually.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I think the silence just says well, seems legit,
seems legit.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah, seems legit.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Dude has impressively productive balls To make all of
the web come.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Could you imagine if he actually did it anatomically
correct to like a spider so hejust swing from his asshole the
entire time?
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Well, I mean, it could just be from his dick as a
modified form, no way home,like the andrew garfield and tom
holland spider-man ask uh tobymcguire, like he shows him that
his like web comes out of hishand, or like his uh wrist
rather, and they were kind oflike, does it come out of
(54:25):
anywhere else?
And he was like no, no, no, itdoesn't come out of anywhere
else.
And they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
I get it, though you have to check.
You're curious, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
I just did a little bi-curious Fucking butters.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
I haven't watched South Park in so long I heard
the new game shit.
Actually, we did that on one ofour episodes of ADHD when Zeno
didn't show up.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, we talked about how the new game was shit.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, and then you talked about Zeno's mom's clit.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
I did.
It's like his mom's clit mustbe huge if Zeno has a huge dick.
Speaker 4 (55:06):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Dick size is inherited from the mother.
Thanks Mom, yeah, thanks Mom.
Thanks for the huge fuckingdick.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Anyway, I never have to experience this fucking
turtle dick syndrome.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I hope you experience it when you're 50 and your
skin's super saggy.
Speaker 4 (55:28):
By that time, your guys' will just be permanently
inside of yours.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
I'm just gonna get fucking skin removal surgery.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Viagra every day.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
At that point I might as well just go full fucking.
Just make it at any.
Just go trans, he's just justgo trans.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
I just push he'll still identify, as you know,
self just having any any dickhe'll let all the boys hit you
know that Pine Harbor game thatyou and I were kind of looking
at.
That looked good.
(56:08):
Uh, apparently it's gettingkind of meh reviews.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
I'm kind of disappointed bythat.
And it came out today too.
So I was like, oh wait, thesegames that I've been really
looking forward to come outtoday and it's like right before
my birthday.
So, uh, yeah, kind ofdisappointed that a horror game
I was looking forward to isgetting very mixed reviews.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
That is unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
But you know is what it is.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
What other games are you looking forward to?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
Another Crab's Treasure.
Oh yeah, it's getting prettygood reviews, even though I
don't really like.
I wait for these kinds of gamesto go on sale because I
wouldn't say I'm like a majornerd on them, like G Millie is.
But there was a megaton thatcame out I think it was like
(56:59):
megaton, some weird word, aletter, and I think the word
wired came out and I've beenhearing good things about that
and it's done by the people whodid, uh, the nino cooney series.
So I know it's a good rpg atleast, and it has some like
really big names of robotsthroughout anime in it megaton
(57:22):
mushi w wired deluxe musashi wwired yeah, that's it, but like
that looked really interestingand that came out I think today
or yesterday.
Uh, the sequel to sucker forlove came out this week I don't
think it was today, but it wasthis week and if you're into
(57:47):
lovecraftian horror and goatswith large chests, then you'll
probably like that one sayghosts with large goats, goats I
lovea big goat, a goat eldritch god,
I don't know which one, but uh,I know the first one had
(58:12):
Cthulhu, the king in yellow,turned over to the queen in
yellow, and there was one moreeldritch god, that was a part of
it and you could like romancethem, but they're all like big
chested women, nice, and thisone is like a gigantic goat
(58:35):
woman Interesting.
Yeah, there you go.
I don't think I feel likesomething else that was supposed
to be pretty cool, was supposedto come out this week.
That was on my radar, but Ican't think of it now.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Manor.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Lords, that's going into early access tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
That I'm gonna.
What's going into early access.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
It's called.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Manor Lords, I think it's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (59:06):
It's like a city builder okay, that's probably
why it was not on my radar well,yeah, half of your radar is
porn games.
Well, it's because of thisfucking podcast no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
You sent those well before.
No, you sent those games wellbefore this fucking podcast.
True, you just now have afucking acceptable quote form to
fucking say this on suck myfucking tiny dick when it's
inside of my fucking balls youknow what?
Speaker 3 (59:36):
hold on I, I will go into I thought you were about to
say yes and and we're gonnafind the adult categories.
Speaker 2 (59:46):
This is why your fucking list is like this.
All right, let's see Boop boop.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
All right, so we have the game.
Peachy gave me Lootpocalypse, Iforgot about that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
What the fuck is that game.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
It was the one that I was playing in the voice chat
where everybody started poppingin and they're just like what
the hell are you playing?
And then they were justwatching me play a porn game
when was this?
I vaguely remember it two yearsago and it says last played
October 13 2022.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I don't feel like I remember that.
Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
It looks like I only have.
I have two porn games in twothat are like right there at the
edge.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Oh, you're edging now .
You're an edgelord, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Edgelord.
You know you're an edgelord,Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Edgelord Xeno, are you an edgelord?
Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I feel like Xeno wouldn't be into edging.
He's probably the kind of guythat would want to hit climax.
Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Yeah, I am too he's been out.
Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah, it's because he has to move his arm so much to
get it to happen, so he's tiredout.
Yeah, it's because he has tomove his arm so much to get it
to happen.
So he's tired.
Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
I'm a man of practicality.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, what do you have to do, Xander?
Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
I'm tired with this grandpa.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
You have to move it this much to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Yeah, roughly.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, I have to do it , this much to do it.
Yeah, yeah, fuck you, I havebig hands too.
Yeah yeah.
I have big hands too well, it'sgotta be big to hold your dick
right.
How round is your dick?
(01:01:39):
I don't know, like maybe aninch like that big, like that at
least mine's thick enough oh,that's right, sand land also
came out this week sand landit's based on a manga that the
creator of dragon ball z didokay akira.
Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Akira toriyama, I think, is his name.
Name.
Yeah, so it's based on a mangahe did.
So far, there's only one reviewon Steam, so I don't know what,
like IGN or any of the otherbig dogs, have said.
Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
I don't trust what those guys say most of the time
I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I normally try to go for like what the people are
saying yeah same like it lookscute.
From my understanding is it'skind of an rpg, but you're
roaming around in the desert andtanks, so it's you like
upgrading your tank, fightingother tanks, all that shit that
(01:02:49):
deals with tanks and deserts, Iguess what was that game that
was like it showed a bunch ofmedieval gameplay and then all
of a sudden, like a fucking Fordpickup truck, came out of
nowhere and was shooting rocketlaunchers out of it
you know which one I'm talkingabout.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
I don't remember the name of the game, I just
remember watching it was likethis is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I know what you're talking about, but I can't think
of the name.
Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Oh, I bet you it's Joe Anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I felt like you're trying to set up for a joke
there and I didn't want to bethe one to take it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Nope, I'm not that smart.
I was waiting for somebody tosay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I was legit waiting for you to wait for one of us to
be like I'm not funny by myself.
Joe Mama.
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I'm not funny by myself.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
You are.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I'm not as funny as fucking you.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Fucking following you , piece of shit.
It's because.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I'm loud yeah and funny, bro, I've been hovering
at fucking 594 followers onTwitch for the past fucking
seven months Because it's hardto grow an audience on Twitch
because Twitch is fucking stupidfor discoverability, Honestly
everything is.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
It is ass for discoverability.
Youtube is ass fordiscoverability.
Youtube is ass fordiscoverability.
If you want to be discovered,you really just got to push
yourself on porn, apparently Ithought we were on the same page
no, because let's be honest,even the podcast market is so
fucking saturated and floodedthat you have to really put
(01:04:26):
yourself out there to even getlike the amount of listeners
that you would hope to for thebig dogs.
And most of the time, some ofthe podcasts that are on fucking
TikTok aren't even fucking real.
They're fake, they're rage baitto get clicks on TikTok and
that's it, and they make youthink they're real.
Oh yeah, it's about to getbanned.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
You see, they signed the bill to ban it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
They hid it in a bill for.
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Biden to sign.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
No, Biden said he was going to sign it anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, he said he was going to sign it regardless, but
they still put it in a bill.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
To supply aid to Ukraine, Israel, and what else
was it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I think you can't.
Israel were like two big ones.
There was another one there was.
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
All I know is that there's a bunch of protests
happening at universitiesthroughout the country and
bunches of people are gettingarrested.
Great fucking year for America.
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
So are they like banning it, or is it like it has
to transfer ownership?
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
It has to transfer ownership within 9 to 12 months,
but it's essentially a ban,because whoever buys it can't
buy the TikTok algorithm,because that's owned by
ByteDance and ByteDance isChinese and the Chinese
government has export laws overthe algorithm, so they can't
sell it, you're literally justbuying the name You're literally
(01:05:46):
buying the name and everybodyon it, and you'd literally just
buying the name.
You're literally buying the nameand everybody on it and you'd
have to make the entire back endfrom scratch.
And at that point you might aswell just say, hey, we're buying
this and it's actually justgonna be YouTube, and we already
know how the fucking WashingtonDC feels about fucking the big
tech companies.
You think they're gonna let oneof them that has enough money
(01:06:06):
to buy TikTok, because those arethe only companies that can
afford TikTok.
Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
And at this fucking point it's like you're stuck
with YouTube shorts, instagramreels or whatever the fuck
Facebook's trying to do.
Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I thought Facebook was just Instagram reels.
Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
It technically is they have, like you can go on
Facebook and when you're goingthrough, Facebook reels.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And then I've noticed like sometimes you'll go to
like, look at the comments andit's like you got to go to
Instagram for this one or thisone's on Facebook.
I'm like, if it's Instagram andFacebook, just make it the same
fucking app, bro.
But yeah, so they're banning it.
They're essentially banning itby saying that they have to sell
it and they're like well, we'renot actually banning it and
(01:06:53):
we're like yeah, yeah, you are.
You're just too fucking old andsenile to fucking play tricks
on us anymore, mr Fucking 80year old senator.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
Apparently they're also worried about people not
having kids now, oh really, yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
That was one of the things that was brought up, and
what they failed to mention wasthe cost of just having a child
is ludicrously stupid expensive.
Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
So you want to know how they're fixing it.
They're banning abortion.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
They're trying to force us to have children as
millennials and older Gen Z.
Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Lovely.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
So, but you know what exists Porn and fleshlights.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
So and condomsoms check and mate us government
they're trying to ban condomstoo get the fuck out they would
definitely try to ban condoms oh, they absolutely would if that
meant that they can get morecitizens out there, but it would
bankrupt you to be fucking fair.
Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Um, I think it's.
What is it cat?
Is it catholic that don't thatthey don't like condoms.
So technically, condoms couldbe banned on religious grounds
if there's enough catholics inthe government contraceptive any
sort of even nutting in thetoilet the contraceptive.
That's against the catholicfucking way.
(01:08:26):
But uh, you bet your ass.
A bunch of my little swimmersgo in the toilet's a
contraceptive.
That's against the Catholicfucking way.
But uh, you bet your ass, abunch of my little swimmers go
into the toilet sometimesEspecially.
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Xenos yeah, that's after.
They like go in Coco's butt.
Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Dude our government's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It is.
Oh, the American government isjust fucking garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
My parents are like, yeah, all the Republicans are
doing so great shit.
And I'm like, cool, it'sbecause they're like 10 years
older than you.
But what about me?
Well, you don't have anyrepresentation because you're
young.
Well, fuck you, you hadrepresentation when you were
young.
There should be representationregardless across the board of
every like legal voting age ofsome sort and then people are
(01:09:08):
also like well, people aren'thaving children because you know
they, they don't make enoughmoney to have children.
And it's like, well, part ofthe reason why is that, like the
jobs that we were told thatwere there out of college, like
we get all this debt.
And it's like, actually, thepeople that were supposed to be
retiring aren't retiring becausethey can't afford to retire, so
they just keep the job and thenew generation is just stuck in
the entry level jobs becausefuck you.
(01:09:30):
And essentially then it comesdown to like yeah, they're just
going to take that wealth totheir grave instead of letting
it come down through thegenerations.
So and then they like this, andthen they like to blame us for
failing good old trickle downeconomics.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Thanks Reagan.
I hope he's rotten in hell.
Good old trickle-down economics.
Thanks Reagan.
I hope he's rotting in hell.
Hey Satan, what torture isReagan in right now?
Financial crisis, thank Christ.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Oh, that was the best .
Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Thing you could have said I had that one loaded in
the chamber, just like I gotfucking Zeno's suicide note here
wait, you weren't supposed toknow that that's in the future
wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
What'd you say?
Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
it says suicide by dick, cut it off.
I must have did that and thenplanted the note spoiler alert
you're gonna have a small dickin hell.
There was one, actually therewas, huh.
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Spoiler alert you're gonna have a small dick in hell.
Oh, but uh, there was one.
Actually there was like twopositive things that came out of
the government today,shockingly.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Oh yeah, what were they?
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
From the FCC.
Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Oh yeah, net neutrality rules.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, net neutrality has basically been restored.
Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
So you know, Can't wait for that to be undone now
we can't be throttled for alittle while.
Probably it's going to getoverturned in like five years.
But hey, you know what?
For a little while we'll havenet neutrality.
But the positive thing thatthey did was uh, the esrb, who
(01:11:08):
is like a lower division of thefcc, wanted to implement a thing
where your face had to bescanned to be okayed to play a
game of the correct age for youbro, I would hack every single
game and not buy anything atthat point but the fcc said
absolutely fucking not.
(01:11:30):
And the esrb tried making thefcc seem like the bad guy, but
the internet was like no broabsolutely not.
Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
but also people are just gonna hack the shit out of
that and developers are gonnanot care like they're gonna just
games go somewhere and likelittle kids are going to try to
play games like outside of theirage group.
So really what you're doing isstoring a bunch of pictures of
little kids' faces.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
That sounds like a sexual predator.
Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
It really does.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Imagine that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Never how bizarre.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Dude, the US government has your first naked
picture ever.
Yeah, you coming out out.
They have that picture.
They have that as a video.
Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
I mean heck.
One of the reasons why thespeaker of the house for the
Republicans was pretty muchgetting kicked out because he
wasn't protecting one of theother Republicans, because he
knocked up a teenage girl well,he should be in jail.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
So that's why they're trying to get him out to hush
him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Unless she was 18 or 19.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
No, I think she was underage.
Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Well then, fuck him.
Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
So that's going to be a fun thing when that comes out
officially.
Because, yeah, the Speaker ofthe House was.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
I forget what he was doing, but you ever see those
videos of super Trump supportersthat like they play something
that Biden said yeah supposedlyand then, once they learn that
it was, and then andthey fucking are like, man, yeah
, we shouldn't have him here.
And they're like, oh wait,sorry, I just got updates.
(01:13:07):
These are things that Trumpsaid.
So what does that?
Does that change your opinion?
And then it's like A complete180 and I'm like Do you not see?
Do you not see how fuckingStupid you are?
You just like your opinion isbased on the name that it's
attached to, not what Was, evennot what was said.
We could, we could, agree that.
(01:13:27):
I think one of the things wassomething Like the whole
grabbing by the pussy Thing.
Like I think we can all Agreethat that was pretty fucking
wrong, yeah, universally, butapparently it Became from yeah,
that's disgusting, we shouldn'thave somebody in there.
Whenever they heard it wasBiden that said it to oh, that's
just Locker room talk, right.
I was like that's not lockerroom talk.
(01:13:48):
I was like, ahhhh, no, that'snot, that's not locker room talk
.
Uh, locker room talk is jokingabout much lesser things, about
what you've done with sexual.
I would suck a fart out of thatgirl's ass if she gave me a
chance and other things likedescribing sexual facts that
you've done with people thatwere consensual, not like I'm
gonna go up and grab this Thirdsince Plessy.
(01:14:09):
Because, I have money.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
And I can.
Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
And she's not gonna say no.
Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
And even if she does, then I'll fucking bury it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Now this podcast became Way too real.
We hate the government, by theway, if you haven't- noticed.
Dude.
I fucking hate fucking taxcompanies.
They're all a bunch of fuckingscams.
The irs can legitimately justsend you a bill and say pay us
this much or give us money back,but the companies that do your
taxes are like lobbying in dc.
I mean you're gonna causepeople not to have jobs because
(01:14:42):
they won't.
They won't be able to use theirdegrees to file other people's
taxes and take their money.
Fuck you.
Just send me a goddamn bill,irs.
Right for real, or, better yet,just take the right amount on my
fucking paycheck.
Why?
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
can't you just fucking do that at this point.
Why are you?
Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
making it hard for yourself and myself.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Because it makes jobs .
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
You mean if that's what you sound like.
It makes jobs, and people hatethe people that do those jobs
because they know that you don'tneed them.
It could just be done.
Also, pretty sure we had afucking war over this with
Britain at some point.
Yeah, fuck you crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
Taxation with no representation.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure at this point, like the entire
younger generation has zerorepresentation.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
And you can see that by the fact that they're
protesting at colleges andthey're just getting arrested
because they're protesting andpepper sprayed, yeah, for not
really doing anything.
Yeah, yeah, they're gettingfucking peppered.
They got the beanbag shot atthem the other day.
Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, they told them to disperse.
They were like we're going tokeep arresting people until you
disperse.
And I was like I know we have afairly large prison system, but
there's only so much that thefor-profit prison can keep
inside of it before it becomes aproblem.
And you definitely don't payenough guards there to not
(01:16:13):
prevent an upright Not evenremotely close.
Yeah, so the prison systemwould be completely overwhelmed
if they did that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
So what Coco is trying to say is make sure to go
on spotify, look up system of adown their album toxicity.
There's a song called prisonsong.
Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Give it a listen dude , isn't fucked up that, like our
prison system, is for profitand not government run.
Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Their job is to keep you in there as long as possible
, rather than rehabilitate you.
Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Correct, which is ultimately the goal of a prison.
Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Unless you're sent to death row.
The ultimate goal of a prisonis to rehabilitate you or, you
know, hold you for life if youknow there is no saving you.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
But like you get a simple drug charge and you're in
there for 30 days, not enoughmoney for that one person.
But they'll try to find everylittle thing that you break the
rules in there to extend yourset.
Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Oh, you breathed incorrectly.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
This day there was a fucking actual episode of Boruto
that like had this literalconcept in it.
I was like, wow, like one ofthe prison wardens, like
underlings, was unjustlyextending prison sentences of
people so he could do thingsthat he wanted and shit like
that.
And like this one dude was infor falsely he was like falsely
(01:17:45):
accused because he went andthought he was helping.
Falsely accused because he wentand thought he was helping a
lady who was a pickpocketer,instead of like the actual dude,
but like the dude was chasingher.
And he came in from like out oflike the background and saw
that there was a man chasing alady and she was screaming help,
help, this is a robber.
But what had actually happenedwas that she told she took that
man's wallet and so he knockedthe man out, helped her get away
(01:18:06):
and then was charged withassisted theft right, or
whatever you fucking call that.
And so he went to prison right,it wouldn't have been a long
charge, right, it shouldn't havebeen anything more than 30.
Dew was in there for like sixmonths and his prison sentence
just kept getting extendedbecause of stupid things.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
He talked back to a guard got him like an extra week
and they'll do whatever theycan, and I was like, wow, this
is an exact representation ofthe American prison system.
Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
I don't even think they realized that they did that
when they made the episode, butanyway fuck murky, fuck murky.
I think we can end now.
Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I think we can totally end.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
I don't know anybody want to say anything before we
go out uh, keep your turtle dicksafe wow, that was harsh.
Make sure to check out joystickunited over on youtube and also
available safe Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
That was harsh.
Make sure to check out JoystickUnited over on YouTube and also
available wherever podcasts are, because we're coming out with
a podcast in a couple of weeks.
Actually, we are up on YouTube.
It's the three of us plus GMillie.
Make sure to check out CoderCoco I don't know why I said
(01:19:27):
your name so weird there.
Coder Coco over on YouTube.
He's also on Twitch.
He streams over there.
Make sure to check outXenostream38.
He occasionally streams onTwitch when he is available too.
Just remember he is an adultwith an adult life with adult
things going on, so sometimes hecan't always get to that.
Give him some love.
Anyways, I don't really haveshit going on.
(01:19:49):
This has been adhd after darkand we'll see you next time
today.
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