S3 E13: Teaching Sucks

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Ever found yourself nibbling on a bit of peeling skin after a sunburn? Yeah, we went there—skin eating, Costco escapades, and the mystical world of Fallout lore all get a seat at our table this time around. Our ADHD After Dark family goes on a hilarious romp through tales of domestic triumphs like Gaz's chicken dinner, the bewildering economics of bulk shopping, and nostalgia-soaked anticipation for Skyrim's game release. We even cart you through a peculiar Costco haul that'll have you reconsidering your next shopping list.

As if wandering the aisles of Costco wasn't enough of a mind-bender, we tread into deeper waters, grappling with the portrayal of Satan in pop culture and the complexities of religion. Stick around as we open up about the heartache of losing a parent, and how humor can be a salve for grief. Then, we'll tickle your intellect with a heated debate on moral ambiguity in religious texts—yes, we're serving up thought-provoking chitchat with a side of chuckles.

Keep those headphones snug, because our journey takes a few more twists down the rabbit hole. Character creation gets a dose of the bizarre with a parasitic mushroom knight and an illiterate wizard, while haunted truck stop tales challenge the skeptic in all of us. And, when it comes to life's realities, we don't shy away from the raw discussions on parenting in the digital era, the trials of disciplining, and the importance of steering the next generation right. So, get ready for an episode that's as entertaining as it is unexpected—just the way our motley crew likes it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:01):
fucking murky, shirtless, we're not uploading
to the fan anymore look at thosenippleless cage over there.
Nippleless cage.
Uh, we started recording earlybecause he is eating dinner,
because he got home late, but wejust had a bunch of stories
that we couldn't stop sharingand I was just like we should
probably fucking record also.

(00:22):
By the way, murky, we don'tupload to the fans anymore
because nobody looks there.
It's just too much fucking workto remember to do that.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
We never promote it.
It takes work to promote it.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
That's just not what we're fucking about.
It needed to just take off byitself.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
The whole podcast is about us being stupid and it
just kind of working.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
For us to spend time on tribes.
You are, I get that so we'regonna start this off just right
into it.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Question for our listeners have you guys ever ate
your skin?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
yeah, weird.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Thing a weird thing as a child my answer was no, I'm
peeling a little bit right nowfrom my shoulder stuff from
vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Did you have the urge ?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
to eat it.
No.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
It's literally in my hair right now so I can throw it
out.
So as a kid, yeah, when I'd getsomber and I'd peel one day it
was never an all-the-time thing,I think it was like fucking 10
or 11, and, yeah, it was likesuper appealing.
I got this huge light, like mywhole shoulders came off in one
sheet and I was like you're likeI'm going to wonder if I can

(01:32):
eat this.
I did, and it's not like it wasgood, it's not like it was bad,
I mean essentially it was acooked piece of skin that was
like on a chicken except acooked piece of skin.
that was like on a chicken,except it was you.
Yeah, it was like a singlelayer Picture, like the most
thinly sliced piece of cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't like the comparison to cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I don't like the comparison to a thinly sliced
piece of meat.
You're ruining cheese for me.
I think Some fucking prosciutto, prosciutto.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Fucking murky dough.
You know what I'm saying, Right?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I asked the question just out of curiosity of have
you guys ever eaten your fuckingdead and peeling skin?
And the resounding answer wasno.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I think the first thing, I think the first thing
that came out of somebody'smouth was what is wrong with you
?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
yeah, basically no, it was more like we were just
like what?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
no why are you serious?
Is this a question?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
yeah, I mean it's.
I wasn't sure if it was like anintrusive thought just that
like experience before you know,and I would compare that brown,
you know that real nice tanbrown skin to.
You know, maybe the like abrown egg browning on a good
piece of chicken when you'redone cooking it.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I made some good chicken for Gaz today, because
she's not getting home until 7central, so like in another hour
still.
So I made my dinner and then Iwas like I was going to make her
chicken anyway and I was justlike, hey, I made you chicken
and then you can have whateverleftover sides there are.
But I know you don't likebroccoli, but there's still an
entire thing of mashed potatoesfrom KFC.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
So you can have corn, chicken and mashed potatoes
from KFC.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
That's money, dude, right, yeah, you better get some
head.
Well, you make me fucking, youget me chicken.
Dude corn and mashed potatoesis like my ultimate side
combination I'm gonna give yousome help.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Give you the gawk gawk when you fed me that
fucking uh chicken cobbler yeah,that was an easy recipe, though
it was just like fucking pourthat shit in there, make me easy
.
You know, I'm saying yeah, Ifilled you up with some gravy
that's for sure it does marky,whenever you guys are down here,
we'll have to make it.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'll probably have to make two of them if everybody's
down here and when we comingover again, I don't know big
party, maybe sometime in rightafter.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm thinking like after, as soon as possible, when
everyone's free, after memorialday.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I was thinking sometime in june, not when I'm
in.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Uh uh, myrtle beach, yeah, probably I don't go to
school till August.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
We got the backyard furniture up.
We can chill outside.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I thought you sent a picture of that.
Yeah, he and I, at least, aregoing to visit Mattman and E.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You are so fucking focused right now, are you
playing destiny?
I am I got uh, I got anexpansion prep.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Now.
I leveled up the catalystalready.
Uh, now I got a expansion prep.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Get all my bounties expand you um god damn it should
have fucking laughed at it.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's a whole porn category.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
I don't like it here, let's move on to costco hold on
.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'll say on an average.
On an average costco trip Ispend anywhere from 180 to like
280 bucks.
I feel like that's pretty lowlike it's really low.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I spent I spent more weekly at a store yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
So you know we go in, we have our like, the things we
like and what we need, and ifwe have to, you know, buy trash
bags and toilet paper andfucking a bunch of paper plates
and extra shit.
Obviously it's a little more,but for our normal, just
strictly grocery runs I'd say itcomes out to like $200.
It's really not bad.
No get a couple of pre-mades.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You guys go every week or every other week.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Week and a half Two weeks.
Yeah, I'd say every two weeksWeek and a half's Two weeks.
Yeah, I'd say every two weeksWeek and a half's not bad, great
for shopping.
Yeah, then Coco hit me with hisnumber of his initial trip to
Costco, and I was Well, I meanto be fair.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's easy to get lost in the sauce there.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
They got a lot of cool shit.
Oh, they got all the cool shit,dude.
Oh yeah, if I had coco money,dude, I'd leave that bitch with
like two deep freezers andfucking all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He was trying to talk me into buying a deep freezer
while we were there murky, Ihave a deep freezer in my shed
and, yeah, do you really?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
yeah, I put a bunch of the stuff that we got from it
in there.
That's why I got so much.
I was was like it's Costco.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Well, first off, I spent a grand because we haven't
sent the number, yet I canprobably eat his skin because
I'm full.
Are you going to eat your skin?
Oh, he's going to go eat hisskin.
Bring it back and eat it oncamera.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
You won't.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Is he really going to eat his skin?
I think so.
Hang on wait, let's tune intothe murky mic.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Ah shit.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Wrong time to tune in .

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Calm down there.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Jesus.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Christ, I did not eat the skin.
I'm sure you did.
My brain still thinks about it.
Did it change at all?
Is it different now You'reolder?
It's just probably cancer.
If you dry age beef, it costsmore.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
You think your skin is dry aged?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's aging.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
But you get new skin cells.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
all the time it's different compared to if the
thing is dead.
Do you think you could eat aperson?
Then, Merky.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I mean he's gonna have to Not not knowingly he's
gonna have to if he's gonna getthis time of hours.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You couldn't knowingly eat a person, but you
can eat your own skin yeah, itwas like the intrusive thought
you think you could have like anintrusive thought of like
eating somebody?
You don't think that's possible, not that would go to you ever
look at a baby and go?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
that would be, good if you cooked it as a meatloaf
skin peeled off and I was likeoh no what if, like somebody
else, was doing it like Coco'seating a fucking rib of a man?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
he's like this is good shit.
No, it's like it's cooked, it'sprepared, but you know it's
human meat.
But it's like this is good shit.
No, it's like it's cooked, it'sprepared, but you know it's
human meat.
But it's like.
Coco had you over for dinnerand he's like I have to call the
police.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
They'd have to come out to.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Coco's for the second time I'm eating the police.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I took down the whole department.
Yeah, I'm eating the police now.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
There's no one to respond, so what do you do?
Crime is yeah, I'm eating thepolice.
There's no one to respond, sowhat do you do?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
crime is running rampant.
It's just like fallout.
Essentially true.
Have you seen that show onamazon?
I have.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I've watched all the fucking good I loved how they
didn't hold anything back withthe gore.
There were definitely somesituations where I was like oh,
oh, that was kind of disgusting.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, with the finger thing, that was something.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Dude the brain squish .
That was also something whenhis the brain squish.
Oh yeah, when the eyeballspopped out too, and the brain
matter came with it.
That was, that was toasty, thatwas toasty, frankie.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You have Amazon Prime , prime Video.
You can watch the Falloutseries.
You will not be disappointed.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
See everyone's telling me.
I don't know if I've ever toldyou this I've never played a
Fallout.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You don't have to play.
Fallout to know this game.
It has nothing to do with thegame.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yes, I don't fucking know.
I don't know what it is.
It has nothing to do with thegame.
Yes, I don't fucking know.
I don't know.
Dude, I can't put any, it'sjust the lore it's just the lore
.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Do you know anything about what fallout's about?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
post-apocalyptic fucking.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's about it that's all you need to know to
go into this yeah exactly everysingle fallout game is unrelated
to each other other than ittakes place in the same universe
.
The TV show is the exact sameway it takes place in the same
universe, but it is disconnectedfrom everything else.
Okay, so you can go into it andit'd be your first piece of

(10:00):
Fallout material ever and youstill understand what's going on
and can appreciate the story.
Just like every single Falloutgame, every single Fallout game
you play, you can fucking hitthe ground running without
having any previous knowledge ofany story yeah, it was pretty

(10:22):
good.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
I didn't play much of .

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Fallout 4 or much of any Fallout game.
I think my total Fallout timethat I've ever played is like 15
hours.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm a huge Fallout fan.
I love Fallout.
I just couldn't get in I playedFallout 3 back in the day.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I never played Fallout 3 and I couldn't get in
the 4.
It's like Skyrim with guns.
I never played Skyrim until itwas, like released on the 70th
console.
By that time it was kind of toolate, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Back in my day.
We played it on the Sega.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Dreamcast.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Back in my day.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was playing Skyrim on the Commodore 64.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
That shit's running on the fucking.
It came out on PS3, right, thatshit's running on the fucking.
Came out on ps3.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
That shit's running on the voyager satellites.
You good there's.
You know, that was almost, thatwas almost dangerous I think it
came out on ps3

Speaker 6 (11:16):
it definitely was yesterday I was in high school.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I think it was remastered on ps4.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I was in high school when it fucking I was in high
school when it fucking came out.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I think I was too.
I definitely was because Iremember Sasha got it on PC when
she went to college because shegot an Alienware computer for
college when she got to collegeimmediately after high school,
so it was like 2012 and it hadalready been out for a while at
that point.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I need to know when did Skyrim release?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm going to say 2011 .
So what all did you get it?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
would have been before that, because I wasn't in
high school.
How did we go from Costco toSkyrim?
What?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
all did you get at Costco?
We'll wrap back around Costcoto.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Skyrim.
What did you get at Costco?
What did I get at Costco?
We'll wrap back around to theSkyrim thing.
What did I get at Costco?
We got a Ninja Creamy, which isan investment.
They're delicious.
I deserve to be killed.
Hi, I got a Ninja Creamy.
We got some.
We got the Sonicare toothbrushthat Gaz wanted, but it was a

(12:26):
two-pack, so I got one too.
How much were those?
She had a coupon, so it waslike $180.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
That doesn't sound too bad For two of them.
For two of them, that's not abig deal $90.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Toothbrush Is a fucking standard toothbrush not
enough anymore it's the electricone cleans, it declines you
know, I can fucking, I can scrubreally fucking hard you can't
scrub as fast as ultrasound.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
You idiot, you also can't suck your own dick.
So I mean, and then I got, Igot fifty dollars worth of filet
I got fifty50 worth of

Speaker 2 (13:03):
filet, I got $50 worth of New York strip.
So that was five filets, youcan't suck your own dick because
you cried to me about it thelast time you were super drunk.
Five New York strips and then Igot a bunch of fucking chicken.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Chicken, like literally $150 worth of chicken.
Individual bags of like theboneless, skinless chicken I had
the deep freezer.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
so I was like, well, if we're going, we're going like
once, like in a while.
So I just shoved a bunch ofchicken in the cart and now it's
just 29 pounds of chicken in myfreezer.
It could be very close to 29pounds of chicken.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
One pack of the boneless, skinless is like
normally around an 8.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, we got two of those, and then we got a packet.
We got a big giant pack of thechicken tenders.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
The tenderloins yeah the raw tenderloins.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I mean it's, it was quite hefty, paul, and we
also got toilet paper and papertowels, because those are
incredible.
And then gas got a couple ofother things, but like the real,
the real expensive part waslike the ninja creamy and the
the toothbrush, and then I got amassager that has heat and cool
function.
Might try that out.

(14:16):
So I don't know if you guysknow this, but like you're gonna
try that out on your dickthere's a, there's like a heat
sink that can that can that cancool with electricity.
So like you apply a voltage andone side gets super hot, but for
the one side to get super hotthe other side has to get super
cold and if you change thepolarity of the voltage, it

(14:36):
changes which side gets hot orcold.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
You said polarity and it made my dick hard, nice.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
And uh, uh, that's how it works, so it literally
can.
It got super fucking cold withelectricity.
Um, interesting, and it feltgreat.
Do you feel great?
But now I need to find out whendid Skyrim release Unless?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
that has off the top of his head Also hi E.
Hi, Do you know when Skyrimreleased originally?
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
God, I think it was like early college for me, so I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I guess 2011, but Coco said that was too late.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I was going to say 09 .
I thought it was too late.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
No, I don't even know .
No, let's 09.
I thought it was too late.
No, I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Let's see, I already have it up.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I already have it up.
Anybody have a date?
Zeno said 2011.
I'll say it was in 2011.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
September 11, 2001.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'll say April.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I remember it being kind of a Christmas release.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
No, it's like the November.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's that mid to mid november 11 2011 holidays like I
said, it was definitely earlycollege for me because I
remember it was after highschool, but still when I was
like in community college andlike right before my dad had
cancer, so I knew it wassometime in there I know what
having a dad with cancer is likeyeah, it's not fun, is it no,

(16:01):
he's dead.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
having a dad with cancer is like yeah, it's not
fun, is it.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I know what having a dad's like Also.
Again, you know what having amom's like right, yeah, that
must be fun.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, it must be fucking nice hey.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Marky, happy Mother's Day, by the way.
I don't know when that happens,it's.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Monday no, it's Sunday, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Is it this Sunday?
It's this Sunday.
Are you going to take a pictureof an empty chair and say happy
Mother's Day, like I did lastyear with my dad?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
That's funny.
Do you remember that?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
when I sent that picture and I said happy
Father's Day, and it was anempty beach chair.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yes, I do remember that.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
All I remember is Murky sending me a message back.
Oh, I remember as Murky sendingme a message back.
Oh, that's fucked.
The only person I didn't sendit to was my sister.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
No, my dad.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
She would have had a fucking meltdown.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I sent it to my mom and she laughed.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
My dad's- like, hey, you want to come to church with
him and my stepmom on Mother'sDay?
And I was like, no, no, thatwould have been the perfect kiss
with him and my stepmom onMother's Day and I was like no,
you lost your mind.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That would have been the perfect kiss.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
I was like you get me for Easter and you get me for.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Christmas, but your mother's soul would have been in
church.
You could have gone and seenher.
Yeah, my broke ass, my mom'sfucking.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
There's a soul anywhere from my mom.
It's up in a fucking lake insouthern Michigan and she's
probably still just smoking allthe heavenly reefer she fucking
can.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That woman could fucking put down some weed She'd
be smoking.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Inhale, inhale, fucking hell.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I like the exorcist reference there.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Hi Satan.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Hello, it's everybody's favorite devil, it's
me Satan.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I was telling Dr Fart that we talked to Satan on the
podcast.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
She was concerned.
Do Dr Fart have a question forSatan?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Why would she?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
be concerned.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I think she thought, I don't know, he was a bad guy
or something like that.
I don't blame her Just becausehe's a bad guy doesn't mean he's
a bad guy, you know.
I think it's more like hey, I'ma bad boy.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
It's not really.
You know, he's a bad guy.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I mean, if you've ever read Paradise Lost, he's
not really a bad guy.
He, he's not really a bad guy.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
He was just more a guy who thought differently and
kind of got damned for it.
I'm thinking for myself overhere.
Everybody else is just afollower.
I was trying to be a leader andthen god shoved the fucking
dildo up my ass and it was 10million degrees well, you know,
when you're the strongest,angels the strongest angel.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
angel, you are the first.
You're supposed to be the mostgood looking too.
Yes, Yep.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yep, you should see my fucking pecs.
I got three fucking nipples,three nipples.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah.
Wasn't your name fucking Samaelor some shit.
What Lucifer?
Well, yeah, no, that was beforethey're in the shape of a
triangle.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Everybody loves triangles, triangles.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I heard triangles.
Yeah, you know, satan'ssupposed to be like the most.
Oh shit, I spoil it.
This is a simulation so I don'tknow why people make him look
like he's got this ugly thingwith like humongous horns where
it's just like no, he's supposedyou're supposed to look at
Satan and immediately get a hardon, because you're supposed to
be attracted to sin.
But you're supposed to look atsatan and immediately get a hard
on, because you're supposed tobe attracted to sin, but you're

(19:25):
supposed to repel him.
Be like no, be gone.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah, fuck that the most beautiful thing you've ever
fucking laid eyes on ever funfact can be male or female,
depending on who wants to beattracted to me yeah, I'll say
it exactly the christians got itwrong and god that's the bad
guy I mean the christians have afew drinks.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's on that, maybe, the.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Christians got it wrong, and God is the bad guy, I
mean the Christians, that's myfavorite conversation to bring
up.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
If I get drunk I'll start debating whether or not
Satan's a good guy or not.
I'm just saying Satan justwants us to have a good time.
God has all these rules andshit.
I mean those Christians, if youlook at their churches.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
the church of Satan respects women, respects animals
and has all this other shit,whereas if you look at Old
Testament and even New Testament, there's a lot of weird shit
going on and they respect thelittle boys.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
The Christian churches do not.
They leave them with a new holein their heart In their heart,
in their heart.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Dude, it's like.
I'll say it out loud I believeJesus died for our sins.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Whatever?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
But I believe that the Bible is a completely wrong
thing.
I think that it's been revised.
Even the Old Testament,everything blah blah.
It's been revised so many timesby everybody and it's the
argument.
But it's the truth.
I think no, god, it's no godthat loves and is full of like,
mercy and forgiveness, and likehas all these children, would

(20:53):
ever damn any of his kids to alake of fire for eternity, for
non-belief.
That that is not, unless he'sthe bad guy.
He is the bad guy.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I like to think of it as a hot spring.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
You know, people don't actually realize that it's
not as hot down here as theysay because, I can't fucking
deal with it.
Right, like it might be like 82degrees and always humid.
So fuck you, but you knowyou're not gonna be on fucking
fire.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I get it You're aware of, I mean hey, human up in the
Midwest.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
I don't know, You're always gonna be covered in sweat
.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
That's fine, it already is so you're talking mid
to high 80s with high humidity,not a problem yeah perfectly
fine, I'll be RB and I love her

Speaker 5 (21:51):
hey, uh what was her name?

Speaker 6 (21:54):
his fucking mom, fucking mom having a name says
you suck and I'm gonna beat yourass now.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh, oh no, oh god, satan's beating her ass.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh, jesus fucking christ.
Uh, what do you have to sayabout that, murky?
That's I'm gonna let that oneslide.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
I'm gonna let that one slide.
I I'm going to let that oneslide.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I can't say that that was fucked up, Pretty fucked up
oh.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Satan's gone.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
He's having his time with her.
I'm not sure if those were handsmacks or other smacks.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
No, sunday morning I'm going to go out to have
breakfast with an urn actually.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Are you going to have a fucking?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
hole in the top so you could use it as a pepper
shaker that's a little fucked up, no I just take the cap off
here.
Mom, have some bacon.
You want some coffee?
No, you love coffee.
Put some coffee, just spillsout.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's like I have a whole conversation waiter comes
to check on you.
Excuse me, we're in the middleof a conversation, don't you?

Speaker 4 (23:16):
think that was a little rude fucking piece of
bacon covered in.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Oh dude, so gamers aren't runny enough okay, I'll
get some the gamers ups has aflavor called grandpa's ashes.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Um, they're.
They're known for pushing theirfucking names.
You know, blowhole, blast oneof them.
Fucking right, titty milk,mommy, I want the titty milk,
yeah, uh.
So they have one calledgrandpa's ashes, which is
hilarious because you open it upand it looks like ash, like it
just looks like ashes and thenyou put it in the fucking water

(23:59):
and it turns straight black.
Oh no, it's like a red cherryflavor, but it's so fucking
brutal to look at Because whenyou pour it in, it like turns
into fucking soot and drips tothe bottom.
Because it goes from like anashy white to a fucking super
dark you can't see through.
Black.
Basically, uncarbonated sodaTastes delicious, though would

(24:25):
recommend to eat to drinkgrandpa's ashes and I think,
like the picture on it is likesome dude like just wearing like
some old dude wearing a fuckingred shirt.
I'll have to go get the.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I'll have to go get the jar it legitimately is just
like a grandpa's ashes.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Human ashes.
Hang on, I gotta go get it.
You guys talk about something.
I gotta show you this.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It looks fucking hilarious.
What do you guys want to talkabout?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
I don't know, man, I want to talk about how I wanted
to see your dick earlier and youagreed to it and didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I don't think I agreed to it at any point.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I gave him three directions, a lot of directions
take off, take off all yourbottoms, so pants and underwear,
put on a power ranger helmet,oh, and stand in camera.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
That's it, that's all I did but he he said a lot of
other things.
Then he changed the directionsand I just got overwhelmed and I
shut down why do you think thatis?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I think it's because I told him I was like I need the
camera, mentally stimulatedbetween your belly button and
your ankles because I know it'sgonna fucking end up at your
ankles and like I want to seethe whole thing that did happen
as well.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
That did happen as well are you guys ready for the
reveal?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
yep, yeah, yeah, all right, let's see.
Oh no, he's like guess I'mgonna go in this drink now.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Wow, put brown hair on that and it'd look like my
mom.
That is something what I saidput brown hair on that and it'd
look like my mom.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh, I didn't even notice this part.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Look at the fucking left side of the kids Fucking
Grim Reaper on the side.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
That's so fucked.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Dude, Gamer Subs is hilarious.
Bless you.
Thank you, Dude.
They have a flavor literallycalled fucking Guacamole.
Gamer Fur.
Dude, they have a flavorliterally called fucking
guacamole.
Game report.
Dude, I'm fucking crying.
Guacamole game report.
What if it has like adescription on here?
Does it have any like?
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
That kind of red was like my favorite my mom's
favorite color too, so I candefinitely see that.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh, this is your mom.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Mama's ashes Coming to a serving near you.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Coming to a Midwestern supplement center
near you.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, grandpa was very healthy for you.
It's got a lot of caffeine.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
If you've ever eaten your skin after you get
sunburned, you know you know.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
This begs the question if I'm willing to drink
a flavor called grandpa's ashesand it's am I cannibal?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
like.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I mean, I feel like you could, oh wait, wait, wait
oh, you weren't here for this ewe got a question for you oh god
what yeah, so hold on.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Let me ask this yeah you ask it because you're the
one that's fucking crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
This is the question I ask.
All right, so let's say you goout.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
No, no, no, no, no.
Just drop it on.
Shut the fuck up.
Drop it on.
Let him tell his story him cook.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
No, the reason I wanted to tell it out loud is
because I want him to drop thequestion on e, like he did to us
, and I want to see e's genuineresponse.
Hey, have you guys ever fucking?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
eaten your skin as I as I'm peeling off dead skin
from my shoulder answer thequestion e I can't say that I
have.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
No, don't you?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
fucking lie to me, dude.
I'm not.
I know I'm not feeling it's atwo, it's a 50 50 ratio it's not
.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I would imagine it'd be like pork rinds, but now you
can tell the story because youhad to ask him the question the
same way you asked us 10, 11.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
And like I got sunburned and I peeled a whole
layer of skin, like my wholeshoulder came off in one sheet,
and like I looked at it for asecond and just fucking plopped
it in my mouth that descriptionwas grosser than the first one
you gave that was.
You know about the extent of it, but I just asked if anyone
else ever tried it and they bothsaid no, I'm like you've never

(28:41):
tried it.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I thought Coco would be like like you thought we were
the fucking weird ones yeah, hethought we were the weird ones.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
The only skin that I have ever eaten off of me is
whenever, like you, get like alittle piece of skin from your
lip falls off oh yeah and thenyou're just like well, I don't
want to just that's the anxietyI don't want to spit this on
somebody's floor and there's nota good.
I don't want people to knowthat I ripped some skin off my
lips, so Alright, it's gone.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
That was like between the ages of 8 and 10.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
It wasn't a mmm, this is fucking delicious, or?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
it might be delicious .
No that wasn't that great, butI swallowed it.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Ages of 8 to 10,.
If I had scabs from fuckinganything dude, I would eat the
scabs.
It's not a taste thing, it wasa texture thing.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
You're fucking right.
That's why the last two years,I'm like I don't think anybody
in the history of the worldwould ever be attracted to this.
Two years, I'm like I don'tthink anybody in the history of
the world would ever beattracted to this and I'm like,
yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
How did we come back from this we're only fucking 30
minutes into this and I don'tknow what to say anymore.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Apparently.
Buzzsprout has a new thingcalled Fanmail.
I don't know how that works.
Should I turn?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
it.
Nobody's gonna send us fan mail.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
You don't know that people ask questions on spotify
and shit is that.
Yeah, I just never answered.
How do I turn this shit on hold?
On?
I'm like what are the questions?
Hang on, let's go to spotifyreal quick.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I haven't been there in a while because I feel like
they're probably bot questions,but I'm genuinely curious.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
No one of them was from someone we definitely know
also I turned fan mail on.
I'm just trying to figure outwhere I go to the to look at
this directories spotify, viewyour podcast and spotify.
How do I fucking look at thethe back end of this?
I don't remember how to do this.
Continue with Google.
Yeah, adhd's account Didn'tfucking work.

(30:49):
Login with this account.
Cool, how do I look at thefucking stuff?
Where do I go?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I didn't know this was a thing.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'm trying to look at the analytics on Spotify.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Your guess would be as good as mine.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You didn't get the year in review email again.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's not that one Remember the year.
You know what?
That's a good question.
Did I delete that email?
Because if I did, then Whoops,I think it's gone.
Nobody sends messages to theADHD After Dark family.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Yeah, we were the number one podcast for like 10
motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Fansly is in our spam , oh no, and ADHD promotion.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
It's what's her name from.
What's her name dot com.
And she's getting scammed by.
There we go.
Oh yeah, what was her name?
I know that's a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I've slept since then .

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Do we have any questions anymore?
I think I found it.
I'm just looking for questions.
Any questions on this?
Oh yeah, Season 2, episode 20,worst season finale ever.
Somebody actually did saysomething.
What do you think of thisepisode?
Ppg says shit, fucks hard.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
It does Hell yeah, you did.
Ppg.
Says shit fucks.
Hard.
Hell yeah, you did PPG.
Fuck yeah baby.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Any other podcasts that have any sort of questions?
Oh yeah, season 2, episode 14,power Rangers and Mystery
Packages.
What do you think of thisepisode, zach?
I enjoyed this episode as myfirst, first ever.
Didn't know what to expect, butI'm glad I was surprised.
Apparently it was still private, now it's public.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Hope you enjoy that, zach hope you're still listening
to us, zach I can't confirm ifwe've gotten any better since
then how are you today, zach?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
are you driving on your way to your nine to five
job and hating life like therest of us?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
or do you have a big dick and really enjoy life.
You can have a big dick andstill hate yourself no, no, no,
that's you know you see, I'massuming zach probably has a
better paying job, probably hasa big dick, probably just goes
out every single night andpeople just fawn over this

(33:29):
motherfucker right, I'm assuming, zach probably has like the
best fucking life I'm wishingthe best for you.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, I hope you know somebody named cody Nope?
No, I was talking to Zach.
Oh Zach oh okay, you guys areall fucking stupid.
Hey, we got there though.
Hey, good news.
The podcast predictor prettysoon we're almost going to be
predicted to receive 69downloads.
Nice, ew, our old timedownloads are at 3,674.

(33:59):
Oh shit.
Season one, episode one, is themost popular, followed by
Season 2, episode 20.
Worst season finale ever.
Funny enough, he's pulling hiscock out.
Season 2, episode 3 is thethird most popular, which is
when we found the soundboard.
Oh, dear God, and for MurkySounding in Hell.

(34:22):
Season 2, episode 2, is thenext popular one after that.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
I'm so scared, I'm scared, you're heavy.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, that's the way I be.
I do be like that.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
You'll have that with those big jobs.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You'll have that with those big jobs.
You'll have that with those bigjobs.
I forgot about that, fuck.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Sorry, I was smoking and now I can't get rid of this
cough, and he's too.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, you remember that it's hard man.
I'm not smoky anymore Fuckinghungry.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, now my lungs just hurt, so yeah you know what
were farting, not smoky anymore, fucking hungry.
Yeah, now my lungs just hurt.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, you know what was all that?
Not smoking.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You have a new name now.
I have a new game.
You have a new name.
Oh, I have a new name.
What's my new name?
Manslave.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Okay, well then tell me more.
You didn't hear this.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I did not.
I didn't listen to the podcast.
You guys, it's not anything.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, I wasn't part of the podcast he works, you
showed up towards the end of it,though he works part-time for
ronnie the raccoon now.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Except ronnie the raccoon just calls a manslave
man slow.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
You heard it here first Are you getting paid?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
No, he just throws me with a knife and sometimes says
he's going to bite me.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
And then you have to text him the script back.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
That's bad dude.
Rabies is a death sentence.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Hey Murky, do you know how rabies kills?
I feel like you weren't herewhenever we were talking about
it.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
It's because it fucking overheats your body so
much, like at the end after itdrives you crazy and like all
the bullshit makes youhydrophobic so you don't drink,
so then you just die ofdehydration, right?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
everybody else was super shocked that that's how it
killed and I was like yeah Idon't know where to fucking go
now.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
You say that yeah, I knew it had something to do with
the brain, but that's like thefurthest my knowledge was of it
yeah, you're super thirsty,basically, basically terrible
way to go, you basically aresuper thirsty you're super
thirsty, but you can't drinkyeah.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Fuck that.
Isn't it like?
If you're suspected to haverabies, they can give you a shot
in your stomach.
That's just like the mostpainful thing ever for like
fucking 60 days.
Better than dying, right.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, they would give you a rabies vaccine, which I
think.
Isn't that something thatpeople just generally get, or is
it only if you're suspected tohave rabies?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
as far as I'm aware, only if you're suspected get a
rabies vaccine.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I know animals get rabies vaccines.
As far as I'm aware, I don'tthink humans do, unless you're
suspected of having it.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Right If you get bit by a bat.
And then, fucking, you go to adoctor like hey, I got bit by a
bat, I couldn't catch the animal.
And they're like okay, weshouldn't do this, because that
animal could have rabies.
And then immediately they startfucking just.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
One time I got a rabies shot because Merky bit me
.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I believe that it was on his inner thigh but I missed
interesting how does this thigh?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
taste.
Did you eat his skin?
I mean, I worked through a geneZeno.
Did you check afterwards tomake sure that you didn't have
any fucking skin missing?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
I didn't this motherfucker Sly Cooper over
here stole some fucking skin sofunny thing I actually got went
to a local taxidermist and it'scurrently hanging on the wall
directly up there.
I'm looking at it, right now.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
I just had the greatest image of murky ever
from fucking his story earlier.
I just imagine you rememberwhen cartman was eating all the
skin off of the chicken from theKFC.
Yeah, that was murky, peelinghis fucking sunburn off, and he
oh no, Stop it oh stop Okay,stop it.

(38:57):
Okay, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
somebody else say something just rips the skin off
.
Every piece in the bucket fuckthat I would have been so pissed
I would have.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I would have beat the shit out of it.
That's some bullshit.
No, that wasn't the sameepisode where he made Butters
disappear in a fucking bunker togo to Casa Bonita.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
It was very close.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It was very close time-wise when they came out,
does he?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
end up not going, but ends up just running in.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
He gets there and then they police call and they
find that butters was putting ina bomb shelter and the police
had questions for cartman and hegoes you'll never catch me
alive.
And he fucking runs in thereand celebrates everything and
then goes to fucking like Idon't know where he went for a
couple of days.
The most fucked up episode iswhen he fucking made Scott

(39:54):
Tenorman eat his parents.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
You mean his half brother eat his parents.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, yeah, that is correct.
And then Radiohead came in andsaid stop being a loser.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
And the actual like band voice there's like
themselves in that episode, dudewhich I think is even funnier.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I feel like south park has gotten a little bit
more tame over the yearscompared to what it used to be I
don't watch tv anymore and Idon't want to be that um.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
You don't want tv anymore, motherfucker, but it's
just um, actually I don't watchtv anymore, I just don't.
But from what I've heard.
Sometimes South Park has reallygood episodes, but it feels far
and few in between, like itused to be the human centipede
still makes me laugh with thebehind-the-scenes footage of

(40:43):
them recording it.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Why won't he read the contract?
Do you want me to eat thetuttlefish and asparagus or the
bean pesto?
Fuck Cuttlefish and asparagus.
Okay, I will eat the cuttlefishand asparagus Two seconds later

(41:11):
.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Oh no, no, kyra dude the guy in the front.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
I feel, something coming.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
The guy in the front of that had the best part.
The rest of them did not sofunny episode them behind the
scenes just like they'recracking it.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
They had to probably do so much editing cause, fuck,
they're just dying laughing thewhole time they're doing it.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Dude.
The episode where they fuckingcompared Bono to a number two
was pretty hilarious too.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Giant shit the world record.
Shit yeah the world record shit.
They have to call somewhere infucking Europe.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, some fucking society.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, some fucking society.
Yeah, I get it.
Society.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot hot hot, hot, hot.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
You fucking spiraling up like a fucking Dairy Queen
Fucking twisty cone.
Yeah, oh man, early TV, oh.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Oh, who's there?
Oh, oh, bye murky, bye murky.
You guys hear that they'remaking a new lord of the rings
movie in like two years.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Are they like a set of like?
Are they making new ones like?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
or are they?
Just rehashing the things thathave already happened no, it's
supposed to be spinoffs, becauseI think the first one is called
, like, the hunt for golem orsomething like that.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
But yeah, it's like a new song back, right?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
yes, peter jackson is coming back to uh direct these
ones, so we at least know it'sgoing to be in good hands.
But I don't know.
I just feel like at this pointhe's already done the Hobbit.
It should have been one movieinstead of three or he did the
very most trilogies, yeah, butuh, I really don't know what

(43:04):
they're going to be doing withthis.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
The Hobbit movies went way too slow for my liking.
Margie, what are you doing overthere?
You gonna go smoke a cig?
No, why not?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Chug, chug, chug.
I just pull it in my mouth tooperate an oral.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
He doesn't have to smoke cigarettes anymore, he
just sucks the tobacco right out.
I breathe it in.
He's gotten so efficient.
Right out, I breathed it in.
He's gotten so efficient.
Zeno, don't shoot that way.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Don't look that way, you gotta go back, you can
always tell when Zeno's likereally in the game, because he
hunches over a little bit, hiseyebrows go from up here to down
here and it's just like themost deadpan stare, like it's a
Stanley Kubrick kind of a stare.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yep, and he doesn't even have a response.
Yep, I'm just, you're rightwhat game are you playing?

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Crucible, oh so we're not good enough for you.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
You have to play something that other people what
, what a fucking slut.
We're not even good enough foryou to.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
You have to play something that other people what
we're not even good enough foryou to listen to us.
I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
No, you're not.
He doesn't give a shit about usFucking slut.
You're so right.
I don't care about any of youWow.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
He doesn't give a single fuck about us.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
You hear that Dr Fart Run while you still can.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
She'd be smart too, it's fair.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Do you guys want to hear my next D&D character idea?
I'm definitely like sure.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I also kind of came up with one, so let's hear yours
first.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
So mine is.
I'll almost always havecigaretters.
It'll be a cigar in characterand probably a cigarette IRL
Lizard, folk Warlock, who wasrunning a failed casino, who was
running a casino that ended upgoing bankrupt and then was also

(45:06):
in trouble with the law becausehe used child labor behind the
scenes.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Child dealers.
He's going to be from Louisiana.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
He sounds like.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Danny DeVito Louisiana exists in the D&D
equivalent of Louisiana.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
He's going to be from the Swamp Dog.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
So he's Shrek 2.0?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
No, this is actually from.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
If you start describing me Shrek, I'm going
to be very upset.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I'm 49 or yeah, I think I'm 48 or 49 episodes into
Once Upon a Wishlight fromLegends of Adventress and
they're super awesome.
And there's a guy named KremilKru and he's a more or less a
fucking con artist.

(45:57):
They ran a carnival thatexploited child labor and
Legends of Ventress.
If you ever say my name, I'llfucking out.
Come Right now.
Yeah, you out.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, you heard it first you heard it here, folks,
there's a list, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
There's a list.
Have you ever listened toLegends of the Vantress?
I like that shit, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
So my character idea would be there's this knight and
he just got done with, like thebig battle and he's trying to
head over to his next fight todefeat like his BBG.

(46:43):
But he grows very tired and hecollapses from exhaustion and he
dies there on the spot.
However, where like his headlanded, was inside of a fairy
ring and if you don't know whatthat is, it's also called the
fairy circle but it's where,like there's something in the

(47:03):
ground that causes like a ringof mushrooms to happen, because
there's just something, uh soilfor that.
But he falls there, dies andthe mushrooms there kind of just
start taking over his body andeventually they become like this

(47:23):
parasite.
So his body kind of resurrectsand the only thing that the
mushrooms really know is thisbody really wants to do
something.
They just don't know what it is.
So they're just kind of goingon a quest until it feels like
their body satisfied so they canconsume the rest of the body.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Hmm.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
So last of us, hey, we're down for anything.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Last of us, but more sexy.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I'm just gonna be the donkey from Shrek.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
I believe in a fuck dragon yeah, I'm gonna fuck
dragon frost killed again newcharacter, your donkey, and I'll
try to stay alive.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I'll try to stay alive until then my, uh, my
backup character idea would be awizard, but he's illiterate
that's fun, that's hard yeahthat sounds tough, yeah, I feel
like it'smotherfuckers with the books did

(48:30):
you guys know there's a hauntedtruck stop in indianapolis?
No, no, yeah, so it's like justoutside of indianapolis, I
learned it's more closer to likeuh, lafayette, if I remember
correctly.
But a lot of people just saylike, oh, it's indianapolis, um,

(48:50):
like a little bit on the northside of it, yeah, kind of sort
of this knows about it, but uhthe.
I know the.
The legend goes is uh, therewas a military man and his best
man were going from, like, Ithink, somewhere in north

(49:13):
carolina up to lafayette and itwas the middle of the night and
they get close to indianapolis.
They had to like stop and getsome gas for the car and, if I
remember correctly, they foundlike a small truck stop and it
only had like one truck in thereand they're like, ok, it seems

(49:35):
a little dark but there's likesigns that people are supposed
to be here and allegedly theywent in and they're hoping like
it might be like a clerk orsomebody behind the counter to
kind of help them.
It might be like a clerk orsomebody behind the counter to
kind of help them.
And once they got inside, itwas like a 1920s kind of diner

(50:04):
and there was a waitress inthere and there was a cook and
like a truck driver just likesitting out on the tables.
And according to the militaryguy that has been interviewed
for this story, he says thatthey went inside they talked to
the truck stop driver becausewhen they tried paying for gas
at the pump it wouldn't accept acard and they didn't have like
cash on them.
So they talked to this guy tobe like hey, if we like Venmo,

(50:27):
you or something, can you giveus some cash if you happen to
have it on you?
And he gets them like a cup ofcoffee.
They're talking to this guy andeventually he does give him like
20 for gas or something.
And uh, so he goes and he paysfor his gas, goes outside, puts
the 20 in his card and the guyor the truck driver says you

(50:53):
know that he doesn't have likebenmore or anything.
So if he happens to come backto this like a truck stop, drop
off like the 20 back so they'reable to go to lafayette.
He's able to like go to an atm,get some money.
And he goes back to that dinerand he says it's completely

(51:14):
boarded up and the truck's goneand it looks like this place has
been abandoned for years.
So he's kind of just like whatthe fuck just happened?
Like how did I get this money?
Where's everybody at?
Because this was the place Iwas at and they were actually
able to get some info.
And again, allegedly the placeI was at and they were actually
able to get some info.
And again, allegedly the placehad been like abandoned for 25

(51:38):
years and nobody's like eventried to be inside of their
sentence.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Did he have any proof of seeing this guy besides his
word?
All we have is to go off thisguy's word, then I don't fucking
believe shit uh all we have isto go off this guy's word, then
I don't fucking believe shit.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Gps location see if his vehicle randomly sent this
abandoned lot for fucking two.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Unlike xeno, I truly do not believe in ghosts.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I don't believe they're real bro, motherfucker
didn't have a dash cam.
Should have fucking had one ofthose to prove his story.
I don't have a dash cam?

Speaker 4 (52:17):
You should, I absolutely should.
They're great tools, but Idon't have one Zeno.
Do you have a dash cam?
No, you should.
Do you have a dash cam?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
No, but I've always thought about getting one yeah
same.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
I've always thought about getting one, but I don't
have one.
Yeah, Coco, you're the minority.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
How's it feel?

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yeah, but my thing's actually not weird.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
You eat your sunburned skin.
I know you do.
What a fucking comeback.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I know you do you stupid.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
You're stupid You're fucking stupid.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
You walked in the sun for 10 minutes.
You got burnt as fuck Becauseyou know you don't go outside,
Does?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
anybody else want to do a crota raid?
No, no.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Okay, wow.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
If there's like do you have three?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
No, this guy has five , including me.
He needs one more.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Including you.
You still got you.
We still have you reserved fora couple of fucking minutes on
the podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah, I told him 20 minutes.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Oh OK, At least you're a good friend.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Wow, cut it short, cut I just I haven't been
enthralled by destiny lately,like it doesn't you made a pun
and you don't even realize it.
I did that on purpose, but Idon't know.
It's just it hasn't been givingme the dopamine to even think
about like it used to rightright, and I think it's because
I haven't been on it for so longthat it's just kind of like meh

(53:48):
.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I'm really ready for drop day.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Breakfast is going to be fire the mimosas uh, I was,
actually I was thinking aboutthat murky was.
So we still haven't decidedwhat we're gonna do for
breakfast yet, right?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
you're gonna eat his ass now that's what you're gonna
do when is drop day?
You want cake.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Uh, june 3rd, I think it's a Tuesday and we're going
to have to be raid ready inthree fucking days if it's a
Tuesday, then it is the 4th it'sa Tuesday, isn't it?
Tuesday shout out to Toast whoshould not be listening to this

(54:33):
podcast.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I'm pretty sure he doesn't we could do waffles, but
not just any waffles bluewaffles no, no yeah, I actually
had a student ask me if I knowwhat blue waffle was did you say
?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
yes or no.
I said yes, and he was like I'mtoo afraid to look it up.
What is it?
I was like it's a young ladywith a very terrible skin
disease.
Your answer should have justbeen like don't it pretty much
was, but he kept like pushing onit and I explained as pg as I
could and you could see like thedots being connected in his

(55:13):
head and he goes ew, I wouldanyone put that on the internet?
I was like I don't know dude.
It was early days of like majorinternet connection.
People were fucking nuts.
I didn't say fucking of courseno, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
You don't care about your fucking job.
Fuck the kids you're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I have my letter of resignation typed up.
I was going to hand that innext week.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Oh shit, Did you have a replacement for it?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
No, I'm just done with that place.
I refuse to work there anotheryear.
Okay, I would rather dip myhead in boiling acid and take my
own life than work there foranother year.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Fair enough.
Good on you for getting up, andyou are more than capable to
find a very well-paying job,because you're a smart
motherfucker and there's notmany of those left anymore,
except for all of our listeners,who you know what.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Don't call them smart .

Speaker 2 (56:03):
They're all fucking dumb, they're idiots you listen
to this podcast five timesbecause you want to hear your
sexy voice.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
What?
None of them are any better,whoa.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, I'm looking at you naked man.
I hope somebody just fuckinglike Like turn and look at their
own.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I have a funny story about that I have a funny story
about that, and they're justlike Squeezing.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
You guys remember Keenan and Kyle.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, I remember Keenan and.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Kyle, you know how they did their little monologue
opening thing.
I don't remember what it wasexactly, but my mom was just fed
up with me just sitting on thecouch just in my underwear and
it was really weird because thisshocked like fucking eight or
nine year old me, however old Iwas whenever this was still

(56:55):
going on.
I don't remember how old Kenanand Kel actually is, but they
were monologuing and right aftermy mom was like you should just
go put some clothes on.
And they were doing theirmonologue and they looked at me
and they're like you think wecan't see you?
We see you sitting on the couchin your underwear and I'm like
oh, oh oh, I fuckingeight-year-old me, did not know

(57:19):
how to process that situation Icould imagine that probably
really messed with your head itdid.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I went put clothes on same sense and then older me
real older me realizes howfucking dumb I was it was funny
how that just kind of lined upyeah, yeah, older, younger me
was just like, oh fuck, they cansee me naked.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
My mom was like super happy because then I started
wearing clothes in the houseagain.
Oh, shit.
Murky couldn't hold hiscigarette addiction back for
fucking another 15 minutes.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
What a fucking loser.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
All right, let's cut over to.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
If he could lose one of those mics can we cut?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
to the murky mic.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Do you think he's?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Do you think he's saying anything bad?
Hang on, let me do it.
He's out on the murky mic.
Do you think he's sayinganything bad?
Hang on let me.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Let me do it.
He's out on the balcony.
Let me hear what he's saying.
Um, oh, yep, nope, we're comingback yeah, yeah oh, he
shouldn't say stuff like that Ididn't even know that was like a
part of his vocabulary yeah,birds have rights too.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Man, you can't say that about birds can't be
talking about tits all the time,man you can have some odd.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Oh, are you bashing on your keyboard there?
No, I was uh scratching my footoh, that was a weird sound for
scratching your foot.
That was a a weird sound forscratching your foot.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
That was a very weird sound for scratching your foot.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Xeno, what's that box behind you?
That's just sitting on thefloor.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Lord Zed Helmet box.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
The one that I accidentally called Zordon, not
knowing full well it wasn'tZordon.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Ah, I was like how dare you?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
So E more game, boat, boat then is that what's
happening?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
are we bringing game boat back?
Oh yeah, we can definitely bebringing game boat back.
Actually, there is this cutelittle game I need to find and
it is uh, it's like a horrorgame, slash, cozy game combined
into one.
It's, uh, you and the personyou're playing with are both
dogs and you're trying to findyour, like lost owner, but

(59:38):
there's like a bunch of hauntedshit that you have to deal with
in order to find them.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
You know what game would be great for Gameboat?
There's like this I don't knowwhat it's called, but I've seen
it videos of it on TikTok whereit's like one person can see all
the traps and the other personI know what you're talking about
.
Uh, I don't know what it'scalled like the other person is
just like walking around andblind uh, I can see it because

(01:00:06):
they're like dressed up in likebig thick winter coats yeah, I
just don't remember what it'scalled.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It is on my steam wish list the other thing we
still have is a way out tofinish yeah, yeah, that that is
something to finish.
I don't know if there's stillfootage for that or if we need
to record more no, there thereis footage.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I just should probably edit that once I'm
finally done with this fuckingjob that happens in a couple
weeks right yeah, uh, the 31stshould be my last day they know
it's coming well, they will nextweek you should just give it to
them now.

(01:00:49):
I'm gonna wait till next weekwhy I?
Don't know, I just don't wantto do it tomorrow just give it
to them and then leave well, Imean, I still gotta finish out
the rest of the school year if Iwant to get paid over the

(01:01:11):
summer so they'll pay you overthe summer, even if you resign
that's what happened withShannon.
She was in the same schooldistrict it's fucking weird
however, knowing how terrible mycurrent employer is, I have a

(01:01:32):
feeling that they'd probably tryto find a way to screw me out
of that.
But I would just be more happythat I don't ever have to deal
with that place ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I mean, are they contractually obligated to do it
?

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
It's weird Like we're technically not under contract.
It's more like I'm trying toremember the wording for it.
It's like you do have to signsomething going in, but it's not
a contract, Was Shannon?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
under contract.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Uh no, I don't believe, so I'm going to have to
double check.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Nice Coco.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Hope you guys like that one when came out with some
fucking force.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, it did, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
What is your main reason for leaving?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Number one reason the kids are awful and the parents
are even worse.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I kind of get that I feel like parents suck.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
If you are a parent listening to this podcast and
you are not Be better.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Don't suck.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Yeah, I was going to say if you're not part of your
child's education, you are partof the problem.
If you are too far into yourown child's education, you are
still part of the problem.
Like you need to find a balanceof being a responsible adult to
this child but at the same timeyou also need to be the one
that also helps teach them,because it's not the school's

(01:03:08):
responsibility to teach yourchild how not to be a piece of
shit, because they think theycan get away with literal murder
and it's entirely because ofwhat happens at home.
I have a young man that I havewritten up several times for
racist remarks.
This little white boy refusesto stop calling people of other

(01:03:34):
ethnicities certain names andthe only thing that got him.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
I've heard it once before and the worst he got was
like lunch detention for it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
But he got into a fist fight with another kid and
he's out for 10 days now.
What about the other kid?
The other kid also got 10 daysdoes that school have zero
tolerance?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
it's supposed to zero tolerance is the dumbest policy
ever.
All zero tolerance encouragesis more violence back, because
what I've seen is people willget punched and they'll just be
defending themselves like thisand just getting beat the shit
out of, and they'll still getexpelled because of zero
tolerance.
So then what does that teachthem?
Well, if I'm gonna getsuspended anyway, I might as

(01:04:19):
well make it fucking worth ityeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
It's just I'm tired of the politics that are
involved in the world ofeducation.
Most of them, but a lot of them, is really just there to make
my job harder like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I feel like if I have kids, there's going to be
public school by the timethey're ready to go to school.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
It's really not because, let's be honest,
teachers are dropping out at analarming rate.
It's to the point that evenother countries have like
offered assistance to be likehey, do you want us to help
reformat your education?
No, to help reformat youreducation?

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
nope, but of course being too proud for parents.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Dude, it takes a half hour to find out who your
child's teachers are.
Send an email and say if my kidis acting up in class, please
let me know immediately, becauseI will handle that situation.
Parents are too fucking stupidnowadays too well, yeah, that's
the thing is they're fuckingdumb.
You know why?
Because all the kids in middleschool are coming from fucking

(01:05:21):
from children becoming parents.
Yeah, they're coming fromchildren who don't don't even
know how to be an adult.
I didn't know how to be anadult.
I was in my fucking mid to late20s.
I still don't know how to be anadult.
Right, I can do laundry andmake sure like shit's done and
like I pay my bills, like I feellike that's adulting.
But yeah, I still don't have itall fucking down and I don't

(01:05:45):
think anybody I've ever met inmy fucking life did.
But yeah, just try to be decentand help these fucking people
out.
Send a goddamn email.
It takes one email to be likeabsolutely what's your cell
phone number and I can text you.
Or if this email is a goodcontact for you, I will
definitely email you if yourchild is being a dick so you

(01:06:06):
hear that parents?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
if you have kids and you don't discipline them,
you're the problem.
Absolutely anybody listening tothis podcast probably is the
problem.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Bring spanking back, and I don't mean like you spank
your kid every day.
It shouldn't take that.
I got spanked once and it washard enough that I never had to
be spanked same actually onetime, one time, and I never
wanted to fuck with that againyou don't even need to spank
them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
At this point I feel like they're not doing any
discipline like fucking.
Lock him in the fucking closetfor fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Oh no, we're gonna take away your iPad.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
A time out in the corner is better than a closet
Ko you don't have to lock themin a closet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I mean, oh, closets are a little too far.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
At that point you could hold the back of their
head and you can hold them in acorner for fucking ten minutes
and you're not gonna do anythingfair you're gonna fucking.
I'm gonna put them in thecloset, though, yeah, you and
you can talk shit to them thewhole time.
Do you know why you're here andthey talk shit to you?
No, no, that's wrong.
Do you?
Do you understand why, whywe're doing this?

(01:07:09):
I don't want to do that.
I love you you know if I had.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
If I had a child, I'd rather be watching tv right now
rather than holding yourfucking head.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
I Now, I want to be here and I don't want you to be
here, but these things aren'thappening.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
I also think social media is another thing that's
kind of brain rotted.
The current middle schoolgeneration, probably younger too
, especially these gen alphasthat have been hearing absolute
horror stories about, becausetheir role models are these
pieces of shit on the internet.
You know, current companyexcluded, but they're the people

(01:07:44):
that are going out in public.
People don't model.
They see this and they think Ican do that too because there's
no consequences.
And asking my and they think Ican do that too because there's
no consequences.
And asking my current students,seventh graders.

(01:08:05):
For those listening and kind offorgot what grade I teach.
But towards the beginning of theyear I had a little like oh, I
want to get to know you.
So like, what do you want to bewhen you're like an adult,
adult?
And so many of them were likesomething to do with social
media, and I think the one thingthat they don't understand is a

(01:08:25):
you gotta have some kind ofpersonality.
A lot of these little bucksdon't?
Uh.
The second thing that they needis some way to pay for all this
stuff.
You think you're just giventhis shit and then you can start
making youtube videos.
The third thing they don'tunderstand is how much marketing
it goes into selling yourself.
Essentially, you have to becomeyour own pimp and you are your

(01:08:48):
own whore and you have to getyourself out there, and I don't
think they understand shit thatgoes into that like it's almost
to the point that I want, likemiles and sainted because
they're both, you know, uh,youtube partnered to create a
little like snippet, to be likehey guys, just so you know,

(01:09:08):
we're YouTube partnered.
Even though we're making moneyon YouTube, holy shit, we still
have to work nine to five jobsand we have to do this shit on
top of it and we're promotingourselves, we're making this
content.
We don't have a team to do thisfor ourselves.
Unless you are making fuckingbank, you're not going to have a
team either.
So have fun doing this yourself.
I don't think kids get that.

(01:09:30):
They are so disillusioned byeverything and I wish parents
could just shake that out oftheir head, because I'm not
allowed to when you put thatletter of recommendation in, you
can you mean resignation?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
yeah, that's what I meant to say.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Sorry, I had another thing on my mind for the joke
for the first thing you said,because I knew it was wrong no,
uh, it's because I have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I had another thing on my mind that I probably
shouldn't say on the record.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
It was involved around the police and white
people I would agree that kidsnowadays seem to be fucking up a
little bit.
But I'm not going to pretend Iknow how to raise a generation
at all, because I'm not a parenteither.
Like I don't know what it'slike.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I don't think most people, when they have their
first kid, really know what thehell's going on.
You can read as many parentingbooks as you want, you can
listen to the advice of likeparents and grandparents and
grandparents, but at the end ofthe day that is a human being
that you created, you are incharge of and you kind of have
to figure it out as much as theyneed to figure out what life is

(01:10:44):
at that point I also feel likehe's getting at the point of the
parents that just defend theirkids even though they're wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Yeah, because, uh, I for one am not going to defend
my kid if you're an originalparent.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
You can't apply logic to an illogical person because
you will drive yourself fuckingcrazy there are days, I know
I've had conversations with mystepdad there are days where
I've genuinely felt like astudent could murder me just
because they were bored, andworst what would happen is they
would just be taken down to theoffice.

(01:11:18):
Be told now don't kill yourteachers again.
Be given fucking Oreos andHoney Nut Cheerios, because they
always come back to class afteryou send them down to the
office and then they act likenothing happened.
So they would sit in theclassroom with my dead, rotting
corpse on the floor and thenjust get away scot-free.
That's kind of how I viewpublic education right now holy

(01:11:43):
shit that's fucked at, likeyou're on to something.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
I mean, there are teachers in the world that
fucking have went to theiradministration and said, hey,
this kid, this kid has a gunmultiple times and then got shot
by said student and I know thatstudent's mom has been

(01:12:17):
convicted for that and isserving time for her child, and
that same teacher is now turningaround and suing her
administration, which, thank godshe is she needs to well, thank
god she's alive.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Yeah, a hundred percent.
I mean, that's the bottom.
It's fucking, it's shit.
So ridiculous now.
It's crazy, dude.
Why would you want to have kidsright now?
Why would you want to bring afucking innocent child into this
fucked up dog shit that we haveright now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Murky's child's gonna be off balance.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
I'm always off balance.
Have you seen my ass?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Oh wait.
No, If you have a daughter, shemight actually be
counterbalanced.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I'd be so mad, so pissed off if it had, if the
thing that sucks is you wouldn'tknow, for many years.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
You wouldn't know for many years that it's a problem
until it happens.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Until and like one day you're just gonna look and
be like dusty's ass it happenedI would be so fucking mad and I
would be like straight up uh, itwasn't luke, luke bryant.
Fuck, I forget the song.
Like cleanest gun fuck, it's anold cut like early 2000 country
song.
Like dad's sitting on a rockchair cleaning like shotguns on

(01:13:36):
the porch when the boyfriendshows up sounds like every
country song yeah, basically,and then my dog died right yeah,
the modern day country song ismy truck drove away without me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Yeah, the modern day version of that Xeno is the
truck just drove off.
No, it didn't get repoed, itjust drove off on its own.
It's the.
It didn't get repoted, it justdrove off on its own.
It's the Cybertruck.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Elon Musk took my truck from me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Oh, speaking of Elon Musk, did you hear that there's
a new way that you can attackpeople on Twitter?

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Oh my god, what now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
So you know how they made it, so that it replaces all
links that are twittercom toXcom.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Yes, I do remember us talking about that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I'm very smart about that.
So you could post a link toNetflixTwittercom and the link
gets replaced with Netflix, withan x at the end dot com like
you could get you could get ridof, like the, the net, the x on

(01:14:42):
netflix, and it replaces thatletter with the x.
Unfortunately, the actual linkunder the covers is netflix, uh,
twittercom and it, and it goesto that site and it could look
like Netflix and you log inthinking it's Netflix, but it's

(01:15:03):
actually not yeah so yeah, seemslike a niche oh, coco.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
By the way, the game that you were thinking of was we
were here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
That series yeah, that one looked pretty cool.
Well, I don't have anythingelse to say.
Does anybody else have anythingelse to say?
I know Zeno's itching to gofucking do a raid because he's a
slut bag you're gonna be awakefor it, boy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
I don't know, we'll see if you're a parent please
just make sure you are actuallytrying your best, because if
you're actually worried abouttrying your best, you're at
least doing something right.
Because I feel like people whothink they have it in the bag
and are just very hands off.
Their kids don't have it andyou are becoming part of the
problem.
But for everybody else, youknow what?

(01:15:53):
Keep doing your best.
It's probably not hard.
I'm sorry, let me try thatagain.
It's probably extremely hard tobe a parent, but it's not very
hard to just try your best andmake sure that your kid has the
best possible outcome, becauseyou're not going to always be
there to protect them, but youcan at least be there to put
them in the right direction.
Also, zeno's a slut.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Yep, he is a slut.
Anybody else?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Zeno is a huge dong.
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Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Okay, goodbye, shut up, mer, Goodbye.