S3 E14: Emotional Support Alligator

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Ever found yourself trapped in a belly laugh over the notion of an emotional support alligator named Wally wreaking havoc in Georgia? That's just a taste of the ridiculousness we dabble in on this week's podcast. Our after-dark adventure takes listeners from oil-soaked workdays to the sentimental value of Precious Moments figurines, all served with a side of hearty debate over the cultural authenticity of Americanized Mexican food. We're tossing back drinks, sharing stories of workplace absurdities, and even touching on the poignant moments of recent tragedies with a candidness only our crew can deliver.

Have you ever covertly lived in a grocery store sign? No? Well, we didn't either, but we've got the scoop on someone who did, and it's a highlight in our discussion about the harsh realities of homelessness, the comical mishaps of overnight shifts, and the jolts of an unexpected earthquake. Our banter sways from casino escapades and fishing triumphs to animated recommendations for 'Smiling Friends', ensuring there's never a dull moment. We're all about embracing the unexpected exits, debating pop culture, and celebrating those little victories, like cashing out a three-cent casino voucher in defiance of the house.

Wrap up the night with us as we recount a Long Island Iced Tea-soaked dance club adventure, complete with an emergency Uber stop and a realization that our days of wild partying might just be behind us. But it's not all throwbacks and nostalgia; we're also dreaming big with hypothetical celebrity guests (looking at you, Adam Sandler), and irreverently questioning good versus evil—with a twist only Satan himself might appreciate. So grab a drink, settle in, and let our voices be the company you didn't know you needed for this rollercoaster ride of an episode. No guests this week—just us, your hosts, and enough personality to keep the conversation as diverse as it is deep.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's see how many I can drink by the end of this.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Alright, that's the start of the recording.
Let's see how many I can drink.
How many of those?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
can you drink?
You gotta catch up.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
By the way, welcome to ADHD After Dark.
Sorry, we don't do properintros here because, fuck you,
we hate the listeners.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We also hate Murky because he's got a fat ass and I
want it.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I want to eat it.
I fat ass and I want it.
I want to eat it.
I think that's just a you thingfor hating him for it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I admire it.
I wish I could have a table tofucking store my dinner on.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Use it for tea most days Most days you use it for
tea.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I would use it as like a book bench.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
All I know is his ass causes whirlwinds in offices.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, I can't confirm .

Speaker 2 (00:44):
So so Murky.
The scoop is that Zeno's on histhird Mai Tai right.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, they're very tasty.
He's feeling good, do you have?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
work tomorrow.
I don't Nice, it's Memorial Day.
I'm drinking the Mai Tais.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I got off work early today too.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I do have work tomorrow, but I get off early
and then I'm flying to Charlottefor the weekend.
I got work tomorrow, you gotwork tomorrow for only a couple
more days, and then fuck themkids.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Fuck them kids, Put on my two weeks.
Fuck that place yeah fuck them.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Make sure you tell the problem children when you
leave.
You're the reason and thennever say anything else, and the
reason is you, they would bragabout it.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Are you kidding me, do it?
Do they know that you'releaving?
Nope, they're students.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's good, there's part of me that feels like I
shouldn't tell them.
I mean, heck, most of mycoworkers don't even know.
There's like two that do, therest have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Fuck them, did somebody just fart Probably.
I heard a fart.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Over here.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Alright, so ADHD after dark.
Anybody got anything funnyhappening the last week?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Um no.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Not, really no.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I got drenched in oil .
What'd you?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
do that for I didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, there was a truck that came in and fuel is
being pushed into, pushed inwith the oil.
So, instead of this truckhaving 19 quarts of oil, like it
should, it had 27 quarts of oil, which it should not.
So I drained it down to properlevel and then when putting the
plug back in it kinda it wenteverywhere it was awful, didn't

(02:40):
you also get trapped in the backof a truck?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I wanna hear this story story.
Is that anything that happenedthat's called kidnapping Zeno I?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
thought I thought you sent us a snap with you in the
back of a truck and the door wasclosed yeah, it was closed
because I was working on thecounterbalance for the door.
I had to have the door lockedso I could tension the
counterbalance for the door.
I had to have the door lockedso I could tension the
counterbalance.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Xeno had a fucking car today that looked pretty
fucked up on today's episode.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I feel like that thing is called drive.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
The wheel wells were rusted out of it and the
customer was driving and then,all of a sudden, the control arm
just fell out of it, becausethe wheel, well was so rusted
out of it and the customer wasdriving, and then, all of a
sudden, the control arm justfell out of it, because the
wheel, well, was so rusted thatits mounting point fell off no
longer there and just came off,and then he couldn't drive it
anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Wonder why because it didn't have a wheel,
essentially at that point uh, ithad a wheel, it just uh, it
wasn't straight that's good hecan.
He can drive off with it.
I've seen people try.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, I've seen the internet Weirder shit.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Alright, this has been a good three minute episode
of ADHD After Dark.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I don't know what else to talk about bro Did you
guys hear there's an emotionalsupport gator on the loose in
Georgia.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
An emotional support gator.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Emotional support alligator.
Yes, His name is Wally, if Iremember correctly.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I need to know his airport kill count right now.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
So from my understanding, there was this
guy from.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Pennsylvania.
Oh cool, of course.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Your question is why is he on?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
the loose Not.
Why is there an emotionalsupport?
Alligator Right.
I figured he'd be more trained.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
He just immediately accepted like oh, emotional
support alligator.
Yeah, that makes sense, it's2024.
Fuck it, but I guess this guyin Pennsylvania it was a senior
happened to have an emotionalsupport alligator and he said
that his emotional supportalligator was kidnapped and his

(04:53):
alligator was an animal that hehad in order to like, hug and
pet and take on walks because hewas, according to my
understanding.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
What did he feed other people's fucking dogs
while they were walking?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
that gator probably ate better than all of us the
dude believes that wally wasstolen to do pranks to people,
and, but they believe that he'sin georgia and from my

(05:30):
understanding, is the georgialike wildlife or whatever people
are out there that they have apermitted trapper who actually
responded to a nuisancealligator call and they believe
that is probably Wally, but theynow believe that Wally has been

(05:50):
relocated to a swamp by atrapper that got there before
the designated trapper, so he'sjust Wally's not cut out for
that life I'd like to imaginethat there is an alligator out
there with, like the fuckinglittle dog, emotional support
vest on it.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's just in the fucking wild now that honestly
sounds like the most adorablething it doesn't know how to
hunt, it just starved to deathexcept now you walk up to it and
it has learned how to hunt andnow it just eats anything.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But now it's like it has a fucking human trap.
It has a fucking vest that saysemotional support, but really
it's like it has a fucking humantrap.
It has a fucking vest that saysemotional support, but really
it's just a fucking trap.
So you walk up to it and thenit just fucking crocodile roll
this is our next movie ideawally's revenge raised from a
young age by this very caring.
Alright, let's hear theplotline Wally's revenge.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Here we go, get the storyboard, going Get the
whiteboard out.
Raised from a young age by thisvery caring mother, I was gonna
say that he was molested by thecharacter you gotta start off
sweet and innocent.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
You gotta capture your audience and then break
their heart in the worst way.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Baby alligator, just a little tiny reptilian, uh-huh,
raised with this man who's alowly man.
Then he gets taken by thesefucking captors at adolescent
age.
You know, basically, teenageWally getting stolen from his
fucking dad, right, right, right, right.
You know the Eskimo throw hisbullshit, basically torture for

(07:23):
him, and then the trapper comesand releases him into the wild.
Basically, you know ourequivalent of being dropped in a
fucking forest somewhere, right, and he's got to fight for
survive and through all thestruggles, trials and
tribulations of surviving in thewild, fucking just gets this
deep rooted hatred for humansand hence starts in with Coco

(07:49):
human trap murder gator.
Okay, okay, he's still got thevest and he's learned that
people are like, oh my god, he'sso cute and they like to come
close, and that is when he fuckstheir faces.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Is he actually fucking their faces?
He's getting the revenge.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Now here's the thing we have a contract with Nicolas
Cage that still has like sevenmovies.
How does he fit in?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Nicolas Cage.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Nicolas, not Nippalus .
Nicolas, the real Nick, he'sthe trapper.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
He's the fucking trapper.
He's the trapper.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
And fucking Wally's gotta murder the trapper dude.
Who's like the final boss ofthe kidnappers.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Except in the end of the movie it's revealed that the
trapper's not actually dead andit sets it up for a sequel,
because Nicolas Cage is alsocontractually not allowed to die
Wally's revenge returns.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So it's Wally the alligator, then we'll have
another.
We'll have a spin-off over inAustralia called Samuel the
Crocodile, and then we can makea movie about that, which is the
same fucking thing but inAustralia.
And then we'll pull a Rugratsand we'll do Wally and Samuel go
to Paris.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, yeah, I like where this is going boys.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't have a plot line for that movie.
It's like Rugrats but Alligator.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
We'll just make the.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Obviously there's an evil stepmom somewhere who is
over there booking money or whatthe fuck ever.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, I mean, just go fucking borrow an idea from
Disney.
Pull fucking Cinderella'sstepmother.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, why the fuck not?
Was the?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
that was the plot line of rugrats in fucking paris
get the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
How do you know that?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
because I had that movie.
I mean, I had that movie too.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I just don't remember yeah, I had the movie too.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I don't remember shit about it, though wasn't that
the one that was specifically onthe orange cassette?
Yes, it was on the first orangevhs it's not a cassette vhs
yeah, someone look up the plotline of the fucking rugrats of
paris.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, I'm not doing that because I'm recording I
mean, I believe you, I'm notdoubting you, I'm just shocked
that you remembered somethingyeah, fuck you heyeno.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I have a question for you.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
What's it like living in a state that says that tacos
and burritos are sandwiches?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Get the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Wait, tacos and burritos are sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Tacos and burritos are sandwiches according to an
Indiana judge.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
So there was a Wait, how did this get into a
courtroom?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
first off.
So it started with, I think itwas over in Fort Wayne and it
was, I was fucking right.
It was.
A person opened a restaurantthere but, you know, made tacos,
burritos, uh Mexican relateddelicacies, and I think the mall
tried to close them becausethey had a limit business to

(10:48):
like sandwich bar stylerestaurants with like made to
order subway style sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
So the guy took the plan, commission, and it led up
to the superior court judgeruling that tacos and burritos
were sandwiches but just mexicanstyle sandwiches you know, I'm

(11:19):
all for that ruling if it meansthat the business doesn't have
to close and he gets to have hissandwiches and his tacos and
burritos still be sold.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I mean I can under.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Maybe the judge was just like.
You know what?
This is bullshit?
They're sandwiches.
Get the fuck out.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Like.
Essentially that's what thejudge tried to talk with this
business.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Go fuck yourselves.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
He's like this is the best fucking burritos and tacos
ever yeah, they brought it infor evidence.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
They were like I present evidence B fucking these
fucking extra cheese and beef,fucking handed it to the judge
and he's like, yeah, these arefucking sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Don't close that place down.
Fucking rips out a massive farttoo while he eats it.
That's how you know it was good.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I guess, like the god now I can't remember what the
plan commission, they could tryto appeal it, but they would
have to go to like the SupremeCourt of Indiana to do that
they're gonna have to go to theSupreme Court of Indiana to also
say that it's a sandwich,because they would just throw
that case out.

(12:25):
They wouldn't even fuckingbother with that shit.
Let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
They'd be like yeah are you serious or not?
You're trying to close down abusiness by taking our time up
to say if this is a fuckingsandwich or not.
Get the fuck out of here.
Where is this located?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Indiana, fort Wayne.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No shit.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
No shit, no shit, I'm gonna have to go try these
burritos.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
yeah, for real what's the name of the place?
Hold on, I'm gonna google it.
This better be the best.
Goddamn burritos, the famoustaco what was it?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
el famous taco just the famous taco famous taco all
and it's important sandwich shopand it's important the famous
sandwich shop that sellsburritos and tacos.
I absolutely would.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
The famous sandwich shop and it's just tacos and
burritos, dude.
I mean like Subway sells wraps.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I mean they do.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
They also sell pizzas , and is wrap, basically the
same thing as a fucking taco.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
A wrap is basically a fucking burrito, bro.
It's literally just an Americanburrito Because it doesn't have
the Mexican ingredients.
I mean, realistically theyshould just call them burritos
and be less racist.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Everyone in the Midwest drive to this fucking
sandwich shop that serves tacos.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I don't think their roads could handle them.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Support them no, I couldn't you guys hear about the
uh, the michigan woman who wasfound living in a grocery store
yeah, the one that was living upin, like a meyer sign or
something like that yeah, it wasa family fair a family fair.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, she was like living up inside of like the
fucking uh, like in the sign andshe had like a full fucking set
, like it wasn't a big space butlike she had a bed.
She had a fucking like desk ata computer and was doing her
work there and they had.
The only reason that theyfucking found her was because
some dude was like fixing theroof of the store and you know

(14:22):
whatever found an extension cord, found an extension cord and
then found her and they have noidea how she's been getting up
there, like at least, at leastwhenever I saw the story.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
They had no idea how she had been going up there
unnoticed for possibly years,and I guess all of her stuff,
set it outside, and when shefinally came around cause they
saw her driving up, theyconfronted her and was like hey,
get your stuff, you can't beliving up here.

(14:53):
They didn't press charges oranything, came out to say like
it's really sad that this personessentially had to sneak to
find a place to live becausepeople aren't making money.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think she was still trespassed from the property.
She technically was, so shecan't go back ever You'll hit up
the fucking Dollar General.
Bro, if you're buying if you'rebuying if you're buying all
your shit from the store thatyou live in, then I don't see
why they wouldn't just let youstay there, you see me in here

(15:32):
every day.
I'm buying that my shit yeah Ialways pay for my shit.
It's more like I only shop here.
You're welcome for my businessI work here.
Yeah, I work here.
You want me to work so manyhours that I have to live in the
fucking store cause I can't getmy car inspected or some shit

(15:55):
like that one of the guysbrought a car.
You were breaking up a littlebit there.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
One of the guys at work brought a car into work
okay cause he's the it guy andlike he had to do some phone
swap overnight, I feel, I feelthat shit.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I feel that because I've I've been part of that in
college where you have tofucking do like an overnighter
to do stuff because you can't doit during the day yeah um, and
you fucking, you just kind ofpost up and you know the
computer does its thing, whichyou still have to be there, so
you just go to sleep and set atimer for like an hour.
I think the weirdest thing Iever got called for was uh, in

(16:35):
pennsylvania, at my college,washington and jefferson college
.
Um, there was an earthquake andthat affected one of the server
rooms.
Didn't didn't ever know thatthere could be an earthquake in
pa, but here we are.
I didn't experience it, but wegot a notice that all the
servers had in, like the backuparea had gone offline, and so we

(16:56):
called up the building and theywere like, yeah, there was a
fucking earthquake.
And we were like what?
We don't have earthquakerecovery on our playbook of
things to plan for.
It turns out that it justknocked the power out and
everything just needed to reset.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
But no, easy, easy easy fix.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
But you know, when you hear earthquake in
Pennsylvania you're like whatthe fuck has happened in my room
remember when I was like 14 orsomething like that, we felt
like the remnants of aearthquake or something like
that.
That happened semi locally.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Uh-oh.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Murky got a phone call.
That's very important.
Did you see him?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
dash out of the fucking room there.
I've never seen Fat man run sofast, sorry.
Oh, look at him Did you see hislittle feet over there.
We're going to have to postthis to the fans so people can
see Murky.
Just I hope everything's okay.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I think his goldfish died, Murky?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
did your goldfish die ?
No?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Dusty went down to go swap the laundry to the dryers
door to quarter.
Oh man, I've never seen you runso fast I'm quick, explosive,
explosive.
The speed doesn't last for long, but you ran like I'm gonna be
honest.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I'm gonna be honest, is everything okay?
You ran like there was somefear in your eyes when you
fucking got that phone call.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't know if this thing will time out or not, but
hurry, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Did you run all the way downstairs?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, I just ran out the balcony and just dropped it
down here.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh okay, I was like man, this guy's the fucking
Flash going down a whole flightof stairs and back up.
Fucking flash going down awhole flight of stairs and back
up I know what your place lookslike.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I just dive down the fucking center of the stairs.
I don't even run down, break myfucking face Because you know I
made drinks with you, handsome.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
You'll just be like that episode of Spongebob or
whatever where Squidward getspunched in the face or something
like that and becomes like thehandsome.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Squidward.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
The handsome Squidward.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh, I thought you meant where his teeth are
hanging.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
No, no, no.
He becomes handsome Squidwardbecause he gets destroyed in the
face or something like that.
By a door and then didn't helike he was running it for a
while and then Spongebob orsomebody was like here I can fix
you and bashed his face andmade him normal and then
everybody hated him again.
Sounds about like a Sp was.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
He got hit in the face with the door and then he
became like semi-handsomesquidward and everybody was like
, oh my god, you're so handsome.
And then he gets so annoyed bylike the fame of it that he
asked spongebob to reverse it.
So spongebob tries hitting himwith the door again, and every
time he hits him with the doorhe becomes more and more and

(19:48):
more handsome and to the pointthat he just becomes like that
super or super muscular, likechin.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
You have the fucking you have, instead of like a
round chin.
Your chin is like up here with,like it looks like a fucking W.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Right, fucking W Right.
So he becomes that and he stillgets so mad at SpongeBob
because SpongeBob's not fixingthe situation.
Then, if I remember, he tripsand falls and his face, like I
think, hits the doorknob insteadand then he reverts back to
normal and then everybody's kindof like ew, and then just

(20:26):
leaves Grody.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Bless you.
Thank you, hey, coco.
Back to normal and theneverybody's kind of like ew, and
then just grody.
Phew, bless you hey, coco.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Uh, because she seemed the type did your grandma
have any of those preciousmoment figurines?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
what are the precious moment figurines?
She probably does no preciousmoment figurines no, I'm
autistic, I mean.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
I feel like anybody who's been around a boomer or
older has seen these Hold on.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
You say that All I can think of is all the little
like.
Is it like the crystal shit,ceramic, like angels and shit.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah, they're the ceramic angels with the teardrop
eyes.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh, she absolutely has that, the little kid things.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
They're like Funko Pops before Funko Pops.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Are they like fucking ceramic?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, they're ceramic .

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, my great grandma bought me a bunch of
those and I inherited them, sotechnically I own them, but I
don't actually have them here.
They're still at my mom's placebecause I don't really want
them.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Sell them all.
Take that shit to AntiquesRoadshow.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I'll do that.
Am I helping out the price ofthem because the creator just
died Sweet.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I'll wait a couple more years and he was 85 years
old.
He did the world a favor.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
You know who didn't do the world a favor.
Fucking Akira Toriyama.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you talking shit aboutAkira Toriyama?
No, I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I'm pissed off that he fucking died.
I feel the same with himpassing as I felt when Matt
passed.
I need more of your creation.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Is Murky breaking up for him?
No.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I think Murky needs to fix he's breaking up.
Because I think he needs to fixhis noise gate on Discord.
Okay, because I think he's tofix his noise gate on discord.
Okay, because I think he's.
Let's check, cause you've beencutting out a quite a bit where
like your mouth has been movingbut like it didn't come through.
You just might need to turnthat down.
Yeah, it did jump up just alittle bit, which I think that's

(22:22):
what the problem was.
I think maybe right, there isgood.
Yeah, give your last sentenceanother try, because I didn't
understand a word.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
you fucking said I forgot what I was talking about
now about the fucking yeah, yeahI was pissed off that he
fucking died.
Dude like I need no term of thepower, I need more.
I need more of everything yeah,I heard everything there.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
We're good um, did you?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
hear about the guy who killed himself at the Ohio
State commencement speech.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Wait, the one that fucking.
Steve Burns was at.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Uh, or is that?
A different speech I don't knowwho Steve Burns is.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
You do know who Steve Burns is.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
You took a goddamn pin wait no.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I just know his name is Steve, I
don't know the last name SteveBlue's Clues.
You fucking suck.
If you would have just saidSteve, I would have known.
But you said the last name.
He is like Prince.
He's like a symbol.
He has the one name.
He's like Prince.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
He's a symbol.
Where did he get his?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
commencement at it was in Ohio State Okay.
I hope not I could have neverkilled myself.
No, from what I understood,that Ohio State commencement
speech was not good.
They got a speaker that thestudents didn't like and
actively booed.
Then somebody jumped off fromthe top of the stadium and

(23:49):
killed themselves, so everybodyhad to be evacuated.
So, uh, not a great time atohio state university, my alter
brother's alma mater there iswell, I mean wow what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, oh, nice a lot of weird shit going on there's
definitely a video of that death, because there were way too
many people I learned about iton tiktok and, like every time I
would like flip that day, liketo the next video.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
The next, like two videos, would always be like
somebody who was in the crowdand was like, oh my god,
somebody just killed themselveson my commencement speech uh so
wait, did anybody anybody?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
see the body fall.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
I don't know is the thing.
It never showed up on any of myfeeds.
However, I'm sure somebodyprobably recorded it.
It's probably out there on theinternet.
I'm not going to watch itbecause I've already grown up
with enough weird shit on theinternet that I don't need that
scarred into my 30 plus year oldbrain don't worry, I'm looking
it up for you, okay don't youworry about.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
It was a mother.
Uh, it was a mother.
Mom died during, during, uh,the the ceremony.
Uh, let's go to google searchvideos.
Let's go ahead and turn safesearch off my tiktok's been full
of smiling friends lately.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I fucking love smiley friends.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Dude, me and Dusty are debating on watching it.
I just binged the whole season.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
I haven't watched the most recent episode, but I have
seen everything.
I'll have to watch it.
Honestly, you can binge it injust a couple hours.
It's hilarious.
It's really stupid Zito life.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
It's hilarious, it's really stupid, zeno, it's the
TikTok I sent you, where thedude's like do you want to smoke
weed with me and fill ourbellies with diet?
So then we'll play BurnoutRevenge for the PS2.
Oh yeah.
He's like how about I fuckingpunch you in the face and he
whips out a bomb strap to him.
He's like I can kill everybodyor you can play this game with

(25:50):
me.
You're totally getting fuckingpwned.
This is sad.
You're a piece of shit.
Who's playing Burnout?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Smiling Friends.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, Smiling Friends .

Speaker 4 (25:59):
But it's made by.
Have you guys ever watched OniPlays?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
No.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
God, what was his online name?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'm still working on it.
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
You have most likely seen the guy's main YouTube page
and some of his animations fromearly 2000.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Most likely seen your YouTube page, baby.
Alright, I guess I'm going toprobably have to go to page and
some of his animations from likeearly 2000 um, maybe I guess
I'm gonna probably have to go tolike fucking 4chan or something
like that probably I can't findthis the dark side of the
internet.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I just put 4chan in front of it just to hope I get
better results.
Uh, speaking of people who died, did you see?
I just noticed who thereplacement for Commander Zavala
is going to be in Destiny,although, now I forget his name?
Wasn't that announced likeyears?

Speaker 4 (26:58):
ago, isn't it Keith?
David, it was not years ago.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
It definitely wasn't years ago.
It was a year ago, a year agowhatever.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I just got news of it today, because I don't follow
news for video games like that.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, it's Keith David.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I was going to say it was announced a while ago.
Did you hear the voice?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's fucking Keith David, keith David, I don't know
how else to explain it.
I'm asking did?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
you hear the voice.
That's the only move you couldmake.
Yeah From fucking Lance Reddick.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
It's not a pretty good.
That's the dude's name.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'm also sort of distracted here trying to find
the fucking video of somebodycommitting suicide.
I'm going to hyper fixate onthis, the whole fucking rest of
the goddamn night.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Zinbro, I'm sending you a YouTube link to Psychic
Pebbles.
You have probably seen some ofhis animations.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
If you're having issues and you want to jump off
of a stadium to kill yourself,don't?
Somebody loves you.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Please talk to somebody, even if it's Coco,
he's willing to listen.
I'm willing to watch, god damnit.
Anyway, positive news, positivenews.
Uh, anyway, positive news,positive news.

(28:17):
Something that popped up on mytiktok feed uh vermont state now
has a uh cat that they gave anhonorary degree of a doctorate
to, and his name is max, if Iremember correctly.
It's like max or min startswith an M and he is the doctor
of literature.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
That's a good one.
Let's see, there you go.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Positive news folks.
Yeah, you know, I wouldactually take that guy's class,
I would sit in, I would paymoney just being that cat's
class and you know he probablyjust sit on my lap for a few
minutes.
I'd give him a pet, probablyget an easy A.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
He got some puss, are you?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
saying you would bribe the teacher into giving
you a good grade.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I feel like that's part of the class, though you
would have to pet him.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
That sounds like some college trauma resurfacing.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
It's also because he's a fucking teacher and he's
just having his actual traumaresurface probably.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I also learned yesterday actually, poxitani
Phil has babies and they'recalled Sunny and Shadow.
Okay, you mean Poxitani?
What is that?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
in the F babies and they're called Sunny and Shadow.
Okay, what is that.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Elaborate the Groundhog Groundhog.
Okay, you know for Groundhog'sDay.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, the only reason I know about him is because I
constantly hear about.
I constantly heard about Gus,the second most famous Groundhog
in Pennsylvania.
For the goddamn state lottery.
That's literally theadvertising fucking slogan they
would use for him.
They'd be like I'm Gus, thesecond most famous groundhog in
Pennsylvania, Fucking while he'sstealing people's goddamn lunch

(29:58):
money.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
A groundhog steals lunch money.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, I mean, if you go to the casino and gamble all
your money away, they stole yourlunch money.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I believe that he was with me won your ass off.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I bet you, you've lost more than you've won oh
yeah, absolutely, and murky.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
One evening was like zimbro, let's go to the casino.
I was like no, the fuckingdrain in the basement is backing
up.
I need to be able to pay forthat Come Monday.
Murky's like bro but what if youwin a bunch of money?
And I was like I got $50.
That's all I'm spending.
And he's like that's enough.
So we went, we were drinkingdouble vodka, red Bulls, having

(30:47):
a good old time.
I was fucking winningeverywhere I sat down at.
And it got to a point where wewere only there for like an hour
, hour and a half, yeah.
And we walk outside becauseMurky wanted to smoke and I was
like, yeah, I'll come out withyou get a little fresh air, and
then he doesn't want to smoke.
And then I started like I cashedout all my tickets, I started

(31:08):
counting the money I had.
I had like 350 dollars, andthat includes like the money I
spent on drinks and stuff too.
So I was like god damn it, well, I think I'm done.
And murky's like yeah, well, uh, we can leave anytime because
I'm just fucking winning enoughfor the booze that I drank.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And right, I want.
I want enough to pay for all mydrinks and buy me an extra pack
of smokes on the way yeah,remember whenever I'm good and
remember when I cashed out threecents no, wouldn't give it to
you.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Remember the time I went to thecasino with you guys, or it was
definitely.
Murky was there, I think Xenawas there when I found out that
I didn't like Crab Rangoo.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, I was there.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh yeah, when we found out you're not a human
being, we knew that, because I'mautistic, so fuck you.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Are you saying autistic people aren't human?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I represent.
I'm saying I bet that peoplethat don't like crab rangoons oh
so are not into goth chicks andit's all just you missing out
on the best parts of life.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Not in the goth chicks.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Are you in the goth chicks?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Dude, are you in the goth chicks Fucking?
Crush me.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Are you into tall goth chicks?
I'm into.
Yes, I like that band too.
Their song Roundabout Slaps.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
But anyway, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you.
I was doing pretty bad and wegot to the end of the night and.
I had a voucher for 3 cents andI was like you know what I'm
gonna make them pay to processthis?
So I went and fucking cashedout 3 cents.
It probably cost them more than3 cents to give it to me, but

(32:49):
uh, fuck you, it was my moneyjust to run the machine for that
second.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I didn't get.
No, I took it up to the personor whatever oh yeah, you went
out up to the fucking the chipcollector.
Uh yeah, they don't call it.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
They don't call the cash do they call the cashier
there?
I'm gonna call it the cashier Iwent to her and she was like
you didn't have a good night andI was like, nope, but I'm still
gonna cash this out anyway, yougive me three wheat pennies,
please, yeah oh, that's why Idon't gamble.
I fucking suck.

(33:27):
I love gambling.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Same bro I have no luck, let me go put a couple
hundred bucks on a hand ofblackjack and see what happens.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
He had an older Asian woman.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Try to steal me away with her.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
That was a long time ago, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I want to know about this older Asian woman story.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I want to know about this older Asian woman story.
So this is the only time I evertook my brother to this casino
because I'd been winning a bunchthe week, for fucking five out
of six trips was winninghundreds and hundreds of dollars
.
I'm like fuck dude, I just madea paycheck and a half.

(34:07):
In a couple days I'm going tobe a professional gambler, let's
fucking go.
And me and my brother went andI sat at the blackjack table.
We were drinking.
I was sending him to go getdrinks and I was winning a bunch
.
And there was this older Asianlady next to me and she was
winning a bunch.
So every time we were bothbetting tops.
So there's certain cards youwant to see.

(34:29):
If you're betting tops, likesuiteds, pairs, if you see a
three of a kind, you better befucking hooting and hollering.
And so we were calling for eachother's cards whenever we get
something that could pay out ontops.
And we were both winning ourfucking asses off.
Dude.
I made I think I made like 400plus fucking dollars that night

(34:53):
and we were winning.
We were winning.
We were winning fucking me andmy brother drinking.
You know this lady's drinkingand it gets a little later in
the night I'm way up and mybrother is this large, drunk,
stumbly, bumbly kind of man andhe's like, yeah, I'm ready
whenever you are.
I was like, oh, you fucked up.
He's like, yeah, I'm fucked up,like, alright, I'll get ready

(35:16):
to call it, play a few morehands.
And we're still winning Everyother hand or like every third
hand.
We're hitting tops and like,plus, winning the blackjack
hands in between.
Shit, we're winning our dicksoff.
I'm winning my dick off.
And I'm like, alright, well, wefinish the shoot, which is we
finished basically the deckbefore they do a dealer switch

(35:37):
and they put new cards in andget a new shuffle in.
I was like, alright, well, canyou cash me out for some bigger
chips?
And this lady like grabs me andshe's like, oh no, she's like,
where are you going?
I was like, oh, that's it forme tonight.
You know that's a good time.
You know, know, great stuff,thanks for you know, fucking

(36:00):
raising the energy for me.
And she's like, oh, no, likeyou can stay.
And I was like, oh, I know Ican, but like I'm ready to go.
And she goes no, like you canstay with me.
I was like, oh, what?
Yeah, you can stay with me,like yeah, you can say it with
me.
Like I have a room, I'm like Ireally want to do that.
I drove.
I drove and I was like, grab mykeys in my pocket and I look at

(36:23):
my brother and I look at herand I look at the dealer and I
look at my brother and I look ather and I look back at my
brother and I look at the dealerand I was like can, can I hold
my spot?
Because you can have a chip.
If you've been there for aminute playing, you can have a
chip put on your table andthey'll hold it for like what's
it?
10 minutes, something like that.
10 minute max.

(36:43):
Basically, if someone needs touse the bathroom in the middle
of the game really bad they'llput a chip there.
So no one takes your spot.
I was like, can you give me 10minutes?
And I walk over to my brotherand go, how he goes?
Oh, that's not that bad, I go.
Could you drive my car home?
He goes fuck.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
No, I'm like okay, okay, that's what I need here.
At least he was honest, youknow.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah.
So I had my chips already on me.
I grabbed my jacket and shitand gave the dealer back the
chips so someone could take myspot and I was like you know,
honey, I'd love to and I reallyappreciate the offer, but I have
a.
I have a 435 pound man that Ihave to get home.
So have a good night.

(37:23):
So I hope she didn't take fenceand maybe she just thought I
was gay.
But did you not tell her thatmy brother's drunk, I gotta take
him home no, I said we had togo basically she took offense.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
She thought you were gay do you remember the other
event at the casino where youyou were late for work the next
day?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
blacked out, one of the only times I ever blacked
out.
We're not telling that here,that's not.
I haven't told you guys aboutwalleye fishing yet either.
No, so we got.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
You told us that you were mad that the fucking
fishing trawler didn't clean thefish.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, I was mad about that.
So after the first day we getdone fishing and we go back to
the Airbnb, which is this littlekind of trailer-ish with a
bunch of bunk beds in it and acouch, but it also you get a
slip in it.
It's like a marina slashcampground and so we're chilling
there.
And the guy next to us in hisRV no, so my dad's truck is

(38:30):
parked in one spot and my truckis parked in the other spot.
You have a 2019 F-150 and a 23high country edition Silverado.
This dude starts up his ridinglawnmower and starts running it
right over, right next to mydad's truck.
And he's not for that, I wasn'tfor that dude, I haven't seen

(38:55):
mild men move this quick in awhile walks down and like tells
this dude like come the fuckover here.
And he you know guy shuts offthe mower.
He's like oh, how are you doing?
My dad goes what the fuck areyou thinking?
And the guy's like what?
Like?
This guy like becomes likescared all of a sudden, like my
dad wasn't like that close tohim, he wasn't going to fucking
punch him in the face.
He goes you have some commonsense, man, and not run your

(39:18):
fucking mower with no shoe, nobag or nothing, right next to my
fucking $60,000 truck.
What the fuck are you doing theguy's like?
I'm so sorry it dips out.
He goes all the way around hisRV with the blade disengaged and
parks it in front.
He never came back.
We never saw him again and thenthe way that we came in, I

(39:43):
guess, was the wrong way.
It's the way the GPS said upcomes Karen on her golf cart and
for all this and looks at mydad's crock and goes.
You're the ones I've beenlooking for.
So fucking bride dog beingbride dog.
Oh honey, oh oh honey.
I got just what you've beenfucking looking for that's
fucking hilarious she said no,I'm tired of motherfuckers

(40:07):
driving through my driveway,dude.
It was literally.
We pulled like, took a right,there was a sign for the marina
and then there was the next oneover that was open, but it said
just go straight through, likeit was a roadway.
And so I guess we drove throughher.
And then there was the next oneover that was open, but it said
just go straight through, likeit was a roadway.
And so I guess we drove throughher driveway, which there ain't
no driveway there.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
I went back the next day.
She's like I'm tired ofmotherfuckers like you driving

(40:28):
through my shit and da-da-da-da,and instantly my fucking dad,
who's already, you know, not thebest news go fuck already.
Not the best movies?
Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
How about that?
I'll drive where the fuck, Iwant.
And I'm just like.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
What he said.
I didn't say anything, but I'mlike thank you for saying that,
because now I can fucking justbe like yeah, everything you're
saying is fair, hon, why don'tyou just go on your way?
Thanks again.
Why don't you just get the fuckout of here?
Thanks again, thanks again.
No, everything you're saying soright, it's what I started
doing.
My dad's still in the backgoing how about you go fuck
yourself?
How about you go find some dickbecause nobody's willing to

(41:06):
fucking touch you and you getthe fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Your dad would do that.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh he, oh he did yeah because we got back from the
charter, we started drinking andshit.
She was talking to Rowdy.
She was not talking to myfather's government name.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
She was talking to Rowdy, which is the guy that
drives the.
Harley and fucking, yeah, fucksshit up.
And so, yeah, I walk to thefront of the porch.
There are stairs, but I juststay on the porch.
I'm like, yeah, honey,everything you're saying.
I like there are stairs, but Ijust stay on the porch.
I'm like, yeah, honey,everything you're saying.
Totally, I bet you're making somuch sense right now, but I
think you should just go bebetter for everybody.
If you got signs and cameras,that's great.

(41:43):
No one fucking cares.
Um, I won't drive through yourshitty ass driveway that no one
actually thinks is a driveway,because it's not.
And good on you.
Yeah, come, fucking hold downyour territory, piss on
everybody's fence post and thewhole time, dude.
So then my uncle my uncle isthere also and bride dog is

(42:04):
there also, so they're jumpingin with my dad just fucking
running this lady up and down apole about being a fucking dumb
bitch yeah, dude.
And then you have me trying tobe politically correct up front
like yep, yeah but even stillnot really I'm on correct.
I'm understanding everythingyou're saying.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I'm still not giving a fuck about any of it.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh, that's good.
She picked the fight with you.
She deserved it.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
She fucked up.
She could have picked anybodyelse in that campground, marina
area.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Also, that's how people get shot Just going up to
random people not knowing whattheir intentions are, just super
aggressive.
Go up to the wrong person.
They're just going to turnaround and fucking blast you.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
The best part.
So I didn't say anything toBrydog because I didn't want him
to fucking run up to the gasstation.
But the next Sunday morning,before our second day of the
charter, I went in the gasstation to go grab a Gatorade
and a pack of smokes.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Don't tell me she was working there.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
No, she walked in, ooh, and she tried to come in
line.
And I look back and go hey guys, this dumb bitch is trying to
fucking cut in front of you.
She had to because all thecharter captains were in there.
Everybody that was goingfishing at 5.30, 5 o'clock in
the morning was in that fuckinggas station, so she had to go

(43:22):
like all the way back to theline.
Fucking coolers, dude, it wasso funny.
Yeah, that was a good time.
We caught all the fish.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
How many.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
We ended up keeping six guys limits for two straight
days Nice.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Nice, zimbro, you got the hiccups.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You're looking a little fuckered up over there,
bud, Dude you were looking.
This is my third drinking.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
He was looking fuckered up a couple minutes ago
when he was talking.
I could hear it in his voice.
He was looking fuckered up acouple minutes ago when he was
talking.
I could hear it in his voice.
I was sitting there like ooh,zeno's feeling really fucking
good right now.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Why are you drinking another Mai Tai?
I am.
I can't say shit because I'vebeen fucked up on this podcast.
Yes, you have Stupid drunk.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
You know what I would rather do?
Watch the fucking Doppler,raider, raider.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
That was hilarious, Darth Raider.
We were like what the fuck justhappened.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Dude, and then he just fucking left.
He said I'll be back, guys, andthen he didn't come back, for
the rest of the night.
I'll be right back.
I guess he was gone.
I just want to think that that,like after you, you left.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I think that's probably the most fucked up I've
been.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I think after you left.
I just want to say that youprobably just went to the bed
and just fucking laid down andclosed your eyes.
You just fucking face-flat ontothe bed, closed your eyes and
then it was morning he got offand forgot why he got off you
went to bed pissed off.
You went to outside smoke liketwo cigarettes because you were

(45:02):
so pissed off and you were like,why am I so fucking mad?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
You went to bed mad and you were like why am I?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
upset.
Why is my weather app open?
And then you woke up the nextday and we were like Murky, you
okay, and you're like what, whathappened?
And you were like Murky, youokay, and you were like what,
what happened?
You were like you were fuckingyou were like the next day you
were like what the?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
fuck happened.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I had to pull up the fucking recording and be like
Murky.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Here is you and you listened and you were like no
way you were like oh fuck, Iwould rather watch the Doppler
fucking radar you listened andyou were like no way.
You were like oh fuck, I wouldrather watch the Doppler fucking
radar than this shit yeah hewas like I don't even fucking
remember that shit.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
It was the funniest thing that ever happened.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
It was pretty fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Fucked up.
You were the one that wanted toplay that damn game too.
And you got so fucking mad.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Who knows how long it took until the anger set in.
I mean, even when I'm normallypretty drunk, I'm not angry, so
I must have been fucked up for awhile it was right there at the
end when it started coming out,because we kept playing to keep
it going, and right towards theend you must have started
getting really mad.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
And then we just were like no, we're just gonna keep
playing this, cause you're thefucking asshole that wanted to
play it, and I think thatfucking set you off bro you
started to be like why the fuckare we doing this?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
cause you wanted to do this all of a sudden I turned
into straight fucking boomer,just like the hell's this.
Yeah, this was an AOL chat.
What the fuck this isn't AMinstant messenger dude.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Dude no.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Where's?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
the solitaire rap.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh god, I was trying to play.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Minesweeper, and now I'm here.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I haven't played a porn game in a while.
It's almost time to playanother one.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
We can just not.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Let's just play like a normal, not dick dude.
One Femboy, there we go.
I couldn't think of the wordNon-femboy.
One yeah.
You know, Sean's not going towant to do anything Ben.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
We're just going gonna do like.
I'm more worried about whatOwlyboy would think of us.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Owlyboy doesn't want anything to do with us.
I'm pretty sure Owlyboy hasbelongings.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Can I give you a god-ass opinion?
I do not give a shit whatOwlyboy thinks of us.
What?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I don't give a fuck, why not?
Because, he makes.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
FUDA games.
What's?
Wrong with that.
Um, you hatin', yeah, youhatin' on the Fuda games.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You think they're lesser than Dumb fucking bitch,
you stupid bitch, I know.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
You're really going for a select audience there.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I'll commission somebody on Fiverr who can make
porn to make a Doppler radarporn game.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
It's like a connected dot to the.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Doppler and it's always people.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's like one of those connected dot games.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It's like you're actually trying to draw the
outline of the storm, but theoutline of the storm is fucking.
Anime naked chicks.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Just have Alleyboy do it.
Every time you finish tracingthe storm log, it turns into an
actual person.
When you get all the people, itturns into a giant pussy.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Looks like it's gonna be really wet over here today.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
There's not a dry spot in town you could just have
Alleyboy do the game and itwould be like Food-a-Doppler or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, my stepmom's a Food-a-Weather person.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
My stepmom's a Food-a-Weather person.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
I fucking hate this shit, god damn it.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
We'll get you super drunk and we'll see if you
really would rather watch thetop of the radar.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I am news.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Fucking Murky would be like get drunk and be like
this is what I'm fucking talkingabout we're going to be like oh
, it's going to be like, oh,Radar Chan.
Right shit.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Well, there's two cards senpai.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
It will make Nicholas Cage the weatherman.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Actually he already was yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
For the season two opener.
Obviously it's going to haveseason one, oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Christ.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Ron Burgundy.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Of course.
Well, that was a story.
Don't know how to come backfrom this.
I got balls up there.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Radar Chan Okay.
I was like what I didn'trealize you were talking about
the.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Pokeballs Fucking Radar.
Chan bro, Did you see the videoof my AI turning Spanish?
I did not.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
No, you didn't see it .
You're like my AI's fucking gayyou didn't see the chat the
other day.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I don't think I opened it, Alright well, I'll
let me open it.
No, no, no no, no, no, I'llshare with the group.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
What Murky actually meant to say is I don't read
that fucking chat at all.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Hang on, I'm going to play the video from my phone.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
From his phone.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
And then we will go ahead and read what the actual
translation of it is what thefuck.
Yeah, we'll play it out loud.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Right, this is technically your shit.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Hey, coco, who is the better?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
free version.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You or the Y Lord plushie oh Gazer's, comparandome
con un peluche de Y Lord, esoes bajísimo.
Claro, el peluche Y Lord puedeser suave y gigante, pero Yo
tengo poderes de Whoa.
You broke the AI and now thinkseverything's gonna be Spanish.
So apparently, from what IanShannon told me, the AI had a

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Spanish sentence and read it, asan English person would
pronounce all the letters.
So it wasn't actually speakingSpanish.
It was actually reading thewords and trying to apply the
English pronunciation to all ofthe Spanish words To all of it.
But that's not even the funnything.
The funny thing is what itactually said, too Like in

(51:52):
addition to that, it said oh,gazers, comparing me to a
Wailord plush, that's very low.
Sure, the Wailord plush, that'svery low.
Sure, the Wailord plush may besoft and giant, but I have
wizard powers.
Buddy Plus, I'm way moreentertaining than that talking
stuffed animal.
I choose my battles wisely.
There's a reason I'm the beststreamer around here.
There's no stuffed animal thatsurpasses me.

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Soul of the Turkey.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Soul of the Turkey Soul of the Turkey Soul of the
Turkey.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Soul of the Turkey.
I don't know what the fuck Soulof the Turkey means.
What does Soul of the Turkeymean?
Yeah, what does Soul of theTurkey mean?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Soul of the Turkey, definitely Soul of the Turkey,
though.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Luckily I was able to go to Tangia and copy and paste
the actual output.
But when I got back thatsounded like a reasonable
response.
When I copy and pasted thewhole thing into Google.
But I don't know what that lastsentence was saying, because
soul of the turkey.
Soul of the turkey.
But now apparently soul of theturkey is a goddamn inside joke
Of the fucking turkey, soul ofthe turkey.

(52:55):
Maybe it's because I gobble somuch fucking dick.
I'm yeah, so Lil asked.
Lil asked a question to to theAI.
About what was it?
There was a yeah, there was aSpanish song.

(53:16):
Let me see what it said.
Basically, he asked the AIabout Pedro's song, or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Oh, the raccoon song Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah, but he put the title in Spanish.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Because it's a Spanish song.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
But then it responded to that sentence in Spanish and
then I think it just decidedI'm going to be Spanish for the
night.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Oh, okay, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
And apparently that is your theme song, by the way.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah, I think, lil' associates that song to me.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
So now I had to put a fucking prompt in my AI.
Please always respond inEnglish.
If people will find a way tobreak something, they will.
They absolutely will, but I,but I think little did by
accident I mean, I wasn't tryingto do it but like when gaz sent
the next thing, I was notexpecting it to just go full,
fucking like I'm a white guytrying to read spanish as a

(54:11):
fucking american uh sort ofapproach to it.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
I believe that but yeah, it's just kind of weird
how AI and I get it.
It's way more advanced thanwhere it was like god 10 years
ago but how just easily it canjust be broken by the most
simplest of things, without youeven thinking that you're

(54:38):
breaking it.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I mean, so can people ?
That's why teachers exist notfor long, baby.
Zimbro what you doing overthere he's probably thinking
about jorking it.
You're waiting for a publicevent in Destiny.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
You look like you're having a rough day right now.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
You really do bud.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I'm having a great day.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
You sure about that?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
I'm sure you're having a great time there, baby
girl, but have you drank water?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I don't think you have.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
I think you should drink water before another.
Mai Tai baby girl.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
It's probably a good call, but you're going to go get
another Mai Tai anyway.
The smile said it.
It's a little funny, dude, yougot to love the teeth.
Smile Whenever somebody is like, yeah, I'm going to do the bad
thing.
Zeno is fucking hammered drunkright now.
I want a Mai Tai.
She wants a Mai Tai?
Dude, get do the bad thing.
Zeno is fucking hammered drunkright now.
I want a Mai Tai.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
She wants a Mai Tai dude.
I don't know how to make them,but we probably have some stuff
to maybe make one.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I drank the pineapple juice.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Aww, there was only this much left.
We had pineapple rum.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
You can't just That'd be good for, like a pina colada
constitute out mixers yes, youcan no.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, that's what I can't.
I can Just drink the alcoholstraight.
How am I?
I guess I should be drinking,then we.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, why aren't you?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Because I thought I don't know, you missed Zeno's
little fucking like little smilething.
We were like you should drinksome alcohol, some water before
your next Mai Tai, and he's like.
And then I was like you're justgonna go get another Mai Tai,
aren't you?
And he just goes.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Right now he's in the kitchen.
He's like fuck, I need to fillthis Brita filter, so what?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I said we almost have the stuff for it.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
What are we missing?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Well, it takes spiced rum, coconut rum, orange juice.
Did you change your shirt?
No, you've been in a red shirtthe whole time.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, I think I should chug this Mai Tai.
You should probably have somewater before you do that.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Fuck that, Drink that no no, no, you don't have to
work tomorrow, he's drinkingwater.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
There it is.
You are going to regret this.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, turn it on.
Sleep till noon tomorrow.
No one gives a shit.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
I mean sure, but the headache.
And when I get fucking ahangover not just my head hurts,
I get fucking all my jointshurt.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
That sounds awful.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, it really does.
Actually, I don't get theheadache anymore, I just get the
fucking pain in all my joints.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
The joint pain do me booty.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
It's because my fucking goddamn joint.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
If I get out of my truck wrong.
I feel like I threw my back out.
All the air just came out of it.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
If I stand up now, my fucking knees feel like they're
exploding.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
If I just sleep like.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
If I just sleep, like If I just sleep, I hurt.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Like uh, at night Cade likes to sleep right
between my legs.
He just like nudges himself in.
If I let him sleep therethroughout the night, my back
will be fucking broken the nextmorning.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Burb it up, burb it up.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Give him hell.
Mai Tai is strong.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Mai Tai, is me Mai Tai, I'm not saying cutthroat,
you want to sponsor me.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
You fucking Mai Tai is fucking killer, dude, cut
river.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
He said cutthroat.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Cutwater.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Cutwater.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Cutriver yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I don't think they're going to sponsor you now that
you got the wrong name down.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
It's not a good look.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Captain.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Morgan Sliced Sponsor us.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
We're going to kick it over to Captain.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Morgan Sliced Dude.
The Captain Morgan Slicedsponsored us their new mixed
drinks.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
We already asked Captain Morganonsor us their new
mixed drinks Captain Morgan, Ithink, to sponsor us.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
They got a peach something.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Strawberry margarita.
They have a Long Island icedtea.
I fucked with the Long IslandDude.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
They are so good.
That was my favorite drink, themost fucked up I ever got Was
off of Long Island.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yeah, they'll do it.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
I had five of them.
I drank Long Island one night.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
The most fucked up I ever got was off of Long Islands
.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I had five of them.
I drank Long Islands one nightand ended up at a fucking dance
club.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
That was the same night with the story where the
bouncer at the bar thought I wasstill drinking alcohol and I
was like, nope, I'm drinkingwater, but I don't know where my
friends are, but I'll be fine.
He was like, alright, you justsit there for a little bit
because I was drinking water.
And he like actually likechecked with the bartender to
make sure I was.
And then it was also the samenight whenever I was in the uber
and I was like, yeah, you'regonna want to pull over.

(59:46):
You fucking threw the car andpark and like open the door.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I was like with a.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I was like yeah, you're just going to want to
pull over right now, and let meexhale my stomach.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I've only grown up from drinking one time ever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
It's bullshit it was my 21st birthday I kind of want
to think of like four times, andone was last weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Well, I can think of one time that you guys all know
of, when I thought it was theweekend.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Well, I can think of one time that you guys all know
of, when you thought he didcocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Yeah, it's the whole thing.
It's the whole reason thatfucking took off.
Vr chat got you.
I did throw up a couple weeksago because I drank too much,
but it was also just because Ihadn't been used to drinking
that much since I moved overhere.
Because, I tried to do what myold self does, and my old self
could do way more than mycurrent self, your old self, was

(01:00:45):
a lot more depressed.
Yeah, I don't drink as muchanymore.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I don't drink as much either, since Murky doesn't
live with me anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
That's probably a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I drink like a fish man Murky just brings the
depression with you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
No, it wasn't that.
We just worked at a reallyshitty job.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I mean, that's still depression.
You're literally justdescribing depression, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
We can make steaks.
You can't be fucking depressedwhen you're drinking and making
steaks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
We were having the best of fucking yeah, we had a
great time.
We were fucking laughing sohard at halloween we were
fucking crying dude becausefucking shack was the fucking
radio the best.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
So the whole movie, this whole alexander movie.
There's a radio host thatsounds like a uh l by very
feminine.
Yes, yeah, kind of likeelvira-esque fucking halloween
radio show in salem and then hefucking adam sandler, ends up
having to run.
He runs to the radio stationbecause the whole town's after

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him and he finds out thatshaquille o'neal is the radio
host and they just have a stareoff for a second, like we
fucking paused the movie and Ilooked at Berkey and I just
started fucking dying laughingand he was like I fucking I

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
missed this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
He had seen the movie because I'd watched the movie
and completely missed that parthe's probably drunk as shit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
He's probably watching the Doppler radar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I missed the whole fucking second half of the movie
you're watching the Dopplerradar.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Oh, I missed the whole fucking second half of the
movie.
You're watching the Dopplerradar.
Oh, I know why You're havingsex.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Yeah, so I missed that part, like that whole
section, because I was busy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
So the second time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I saw the movie.
It was new to me that ShaquilleO'Neal was the very feminine
radio host, and then his wifehad a super deep voice and
served them sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
What is this movie called?

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
It's called Hubie's Halloween Hubie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Halloween on Netflix dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
The movie's so fucking funny Fucking Steepy
Summies in it.
I can't wait to hear your realvoice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
What do you mean?
This is not real boys.
Get super fucking drink a fewbefore you watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
I mean, it's kind of the same concept as fucking the
fucking cocaine bear movie don'twatch that movie don't watch
that movie sober when murky andI watched tubies halloween, we
had both like made very, verystiff drink in the biggest
glasses we could fucking find wehad 32.
Like made very, very stiffdrink in the biggest glasses we
could fucking find in thecabinet we had 32 ounce mugs

(01:03:41):
each of us.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah, that were like 50-50 and we finished them and
looked at each other like aroundthe same time, like I feel like
I should be more buzzed up thanI am.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Right, it was like I'm not drunk, I'm buzzed, but
like I don't feel like right asfucked up as I should be and
that was like the tipping pointfor zinbro.
That was like maybe we have aproblem, and murky is like we
probably do have a problem, butI still don't care yeah, you
know, I'm willing to acknowledgethere's a problem, but I'm not

(01:04:14):
gonna stop zinbro was like maybeI?
This is not a good copingmechanism.
This is gonna lead to you madethat movie fucking sofa.
That movie was fucking hilarious.
We like pushed a section of mysectional in front of the tv so
we could be close to the tv too.
We're just fucking busting agut laughing at that fucking

(01:04:35):
movie.
We had the fucking best time.
That was easily one of the bestnights ever.
We were just fucking having agood old, fucking time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Hey, ai, that will generate the preview for this
episode.
Make sure you mention Hubie,halloween and how they sponsor
us Not a sponsor.
Make sure Adam Sandler sponsorsus.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Adam Sandler sponsors us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Come to my wedding, come to mine and Coco's you can
talk about Happy Gilmore, part 2.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Dude, I'll let Adam Sandler speak at my wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
He's going to do the wedding singer song.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Somebody kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Do you think we'll ever get to?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
the point when we have any celebrity on this
podcast.
No.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
It will never happen, but it totally will happen.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
We have a good time doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Who do you think is the most likely celebrity To
come on this podcast To?

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Nicholas Cage, besides Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Jack Black, come on this podcast.
Nicholas Cage, besides NicholasCage.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Jack Black, I could see Jack Black.
I could see Jack Black.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
You know what I have a free this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Thursday Crazy Crazy Pulls out the fucking sax that
he fucking had on the fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Dude, I just hope he fucking sits there and acoustic
plays every Tenacious D songever made.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
He's just gonna play Peaches for an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
I tenacious D song ever made.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
He's just going to play Peaches for an hour and a
half I'll catch myself.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
He would do that.
I feel like he would do thatjust to annoy people, and we
would be all for it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah, absolutely, oh, I'd sing that song with him for
an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Nick Cage would show up to the fucking podcast for
$10.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
How would you guys pay him?

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
$10.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
How about $7.50 and two grilled cheese sandwiches?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
We'll buy your fucking dinner.
You gotta eat drugs, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
Unfortunately, do you at least have a six-pack of RC
Cola.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
RC Cola.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
That's essentially what he used in that one movie,
right, yeah, no what was thatWally's Wonder World?

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
yeah, it was so fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
That's a movie that's a movie that you can watch
sober, but it would definitelybe a lot funnier drunk drunk or
high yeah anyway, so, anyways,make sure to check out Murky's
new OnlyFans, where he twerks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
You gonna go drink another one?
I don't have any more.
Well, you got some other outthere.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
They only come in a four pack.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
I have bourbon cream sodas.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
If they only come in a four pack, how did you have
five of them?

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I didn't have five of them, I only had four.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
He had four of them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Okay, my math was off .

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
And you're the one with the math degree.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Well, I'm also autistic, so I'm stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
It's not now.
You're autistic, smart.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Fuck you Because I studied and didn't go to parties
.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
He studied the blade and the rest of us were getting
laid Until I had 30.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
That's what it was, dude.
If I would have spent moneyFucking version into my 20s,
dude, the world was my oyster.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
And now I make 200k.
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Big wiener.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Big wiener.
Everybody has depression.
That's why I gotta go get somealcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
True.
I recommend the Cutwater, tiki,rum, mai Tai.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
I'm just gonna go drink rubbing alcohol.
Get that real high.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Captain.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Morgan's Trice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Long Islands, lay it down, and then I'm going to jump
off the top of a stadium andland right in front of a
thousand people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Has anyone in?

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
here watched Moral Oral.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
What I know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
There was a clay animation cartoon on Adult Swim
called Moral, moral oral, thatmade fun of like christianity I
wouldn't say made fun ofchristianity was a uh, a satire
on those within the community.
But one of the last episodes,moral's dad takes him on a

(01:08:55):
hunting trip and he gets spookedby something and he shoots his
son in the leg.
And instead of taking care ofhis son he's more upset that he
doesn't have alcohol, that hetakes the first aid kit from his
kid, takes out the rubbingalcohol and chugs it to try to
get drunk because he's analcoholic and then he starts

(01:09:22):
ranting to his son about how hewas proud he just shot his own
son.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Speaking of christianity, I saw some pretty
fucked up shirts.
One was the kill count betweensatan and god, which got three
million and sat.
Satan had 10.
And the other was New GameEverybody picks a verse from the
Bible follows it to a T whoevergets arrested last wins.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Oh, that's pretty fucking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Have I ever told you guys my drunk debate?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
No, but you're gonna go for it, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Do you guys want to hear how Zeno lives his life
when he's drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
We're about to figure it out because he's drunk right
now.
Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I've had this discussion between four and
seven times.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Alright, Zeno, lay it on us Every time we get super,
so what?

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
if satan is the good guy, right I mean I am hear me
out.
He is the good guy.
So hear me out.
Like god tells you, like youcan only believe in me.
You believe in anybody else.
I'm a jealous god, I'll fuckingdamn you, right, right, satan's
like just fucking live yourlife, bro.

(01:10:40):
But also, uh, satan and hellwas in charge of music.
Right, what do they do inchurch?
Sing?
They fucking sing and praiseGod.
So what if Satan is actuallythe good guy?
Maybe Satan was up there inheaven and was like hey God,

(01:11:03):
you're kind of being a dick tothese people.
Why are you doing this?
I wish I had you as my fuckinglawyer yeah, right fucking God
was like hey bro, I don'tappreciate you stepping on my
fucking toes.
I'm sending you down there andhe's send him to hell.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Yeah, god's a fucking douchebag.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Yeah, obviously Satan's the good guy.
Satan tells you hey, live yourfucking life.
God's like hey, you need tolive your life the way I tell
you to live it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Also, god tells you to beat gay people With stones.
Also anybody here who has hadsex before marriage.
You should also be stoned todeath yeah well that includes
you fucking mormon so thatincludes you coco.
Yeah, son of a bitch, yeah yeah, fuck it, stony daddy the hell

(01:11:50):
coco I play satan on a god damn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I'm already going to burn it out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Bro, I'm fucking, I am Satan on a podcast and I just
said God's the bad guy, I'mgoing to hell.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
God is the bad guy.
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, it's because I don't fucking follow his ways.
Also, if it's in a book theBible and you follow it and it
can get you arrested you readbooks.
Yeah, fair enough, I can't read.
Yeah, you can't read becauseyou can't fucking see right now,
dude, I can see you sure howmany fingers am I holding up.
Your one eye looks kind offucking.

(01:12:25):
That was very questionable, butyou got it.
I'm holding two.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
It looked like three of them.
I can't believe you're stillfunctioning in Destiny, honestly
.
He's probably not.
You know, I'm running aroundthe fucking comadrone right now.
I don't know what the fuck I'mdoing.
I'm fucking running around.
You just got a controller inyour hand and you're running

(01:12:50):
around.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I'm just doing the shit.
I was going to sit there andI'm shooting the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I can't wait for you to get reintroduced to Miz and
Almighty and your new fuckingstate, because you left Coherent
and you're going to come backgone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I do, but I think, we're good on the podcast now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
I think we're good on our limit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
God bad guy, satan good guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
That's how we end it Make sure you put that in the
episode.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Yeah, that should be the name of the podcast Satan's
the good guy.
Satan's the good guy.
I'm here for you, Satan.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Let's see if the AI comes up with that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Remember to brush your teeth, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Remember to brush your teeth and don't jump off of
buildings.
It won't send you to hell Woo.