May 30, 2024 • 54 mins
Ever wondered about the untapped erotic potential of household appliances? That's just one of the wild tangents we explore in this uproarious episode of ADHD After Dark! We kick things off with Xeno's multiple hilarious attempts at an intro, setting the chaotic tone for the night. From reminiscing about the legendary "oh no" meme and Murky's unforgettable spit-take, to contemplating the bizarre notion of microwave porn—our conversations are anything but ordinary.
Our personal updates and casual chatter take center stage as we navigate through job resignations, social plans, and the eternal debate over the best dishes at Panda Express. Coco's introduction of her adorable new kitty, Kalala, inspired by Inuyasha, adds a heartwarming touch amidst the laughs. And don't miss our ridiculous jokes and anecdotes that keep the energy high and the smiles wide throughout the episode.
Gaming enthusiasts, you're in for a treat! We dive into recommendations from "Vampire Survivors" to classics like "No Man's Sky" and "Portal," while also sharing some foot hygiene tips and the advantages of cloth boots for those with smelly feet. Our banter is filled with camaraderie and teasing, promising an engaging, laughter-filled listening experience that captures the essence of our dynamic and irreverent humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, personal stories, and the kind of offbeat discussions that only ADHD After Dark can deliver!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, welcome to ADHD After Dark.
This is the most not cool introever.
We got E, we got Murky and halfof Xeno right now.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh, no, we never do an intro oh no, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Xeno really doesn't you know what, Xeno.
Take away the intro this time.
Take away the intro we never doan intro.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Do a fucking intro, introduce us.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
How did you like the intro it?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
was very not energetic.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, that was awful.
Zeno, do a, take two.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh shit Zeno.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, I guess take three after that one.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
God damn, hey fuckersers, you're still alive,
so are we all right, I'll takeit you sent me the fucking meme
with the oh no of like thehomeless dude asking you for a
fucking dollar bill.
(01:00):
But the face that he makesafter you pull out the fucking
magnum and blow your brains outon the sidewalk next to it oh no
, no, oh.
Guest still has no idea whatthat's about.
Like the whole oh no thing.
So I showed her a tiktok theother day and she still doesn't
understand why.
It's funny.
I'm like it's, it's because itis.
(01:21):
You wouldn't understand.
Funny chimp man says oh no,funny voice Dude.
I don't know what it happened.
Was it when it was firstintroduced?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was the first time the sound alert
was playing.
Yeah, you were, I was in themiddle of drinking my drink and
spitting, you were about to sayyou weren't here, I'm never
fucking here.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Name me, goddamn day goddamn damn in the fucking
voice chat anymore Today Ever.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Today, not tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Today Today.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, but whenever we were explaining the mechanics of
A Raid in Destiny, last Wish,the fucking one boss, the second
boss we had been going throughlike the all-know-a bunch
already, and while I wasexplaining, miz goes and adds
the oh no sound effect toanother discord that we're all
(02:11):
in.
And while I start, and just asI start explaining it, he goes,
he plays it and I fucking diedand apparently murky, spit take,
he did spit take everywhereyeah.
And then it became a thing.
I think the funniest one waswhen Murky was on a cigarette
break and we were like Murky'sface after he realizes the
(02:32):
biscuits have been burnt.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh no, oh no, it did happen.
I said it was going to happen.
I was right.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You said it was going to happen.
That's right.
Those biscuits were done theywere done.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
They were done.
You hear that.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Dusty.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They were done.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Taking a little bit for an extra minute minute and a
half Hashtag, they were done.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Hashtag hashtag.
They were done.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's the new hashtag, I feel like if Dusty
listened to this fucking podcastshe point probably that or
uninvite us all and make surethat murky never spoke to us
again.
Murky's like the best thingthat's happened to any of us.
There's no way she would breakoff the wedding what the murky's
the best thing that's happenedto any of us.
(03:15):
There's no way that she wouldbreak off the wedding I'm not
following, so she would make itso that he like never has
contacts with us again.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, yeah, I might do that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That makes sense.
Especially since last week wetalked about making.
She loves all of you guysEspecially after last week,
since we started talking aboutmaking Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good old Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's artistic, but it's still porn.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
More autistic than autistic.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You know I was thinking that, but, zeno, let
the intrusive thought out.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I think you could make sonar porn before you could
make Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
What about?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
microwave porn, then you're just hot I feel like that
exists.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I have a feeling if you went to rule 34.xxx and
typed in microwave, it exists Iguarantee you're screaming.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Right now there's a rule 34 microwave like tyson
chicken, like okay, hang on yeahyeah, it's gotta exist there's
a large Samoan man.
There's a TV series calledmicrowave porn oh my god.
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm also not really surprised by that there's a
video on Pornhub.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's just.
I put a hammer in a microwaveso I have to watch an ad of
somebody getting their dickstroked, to watch a video of of
the hammer in the microwave, Iput a hammer in the microwave
right now.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Are you a wreck?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm just gonna share this fucking let's ask the real
question here.
Guys go hey guys go, this is.
This is the pornhub video.
I wonder if discord canactually like make pornhub.
But nope, nope, it doesn't autocomplete the link it's a good
thing you're not in NorthCarolina.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I put a hammer in my microwave.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This is the video.
I'm watching it.
It's literally.
She would find me standingthere not only recording with
the hammer inside the microwave,but also with no pants.
This is it's just hisreflection on the microwave
window.
I don't know why this is sofucking dumb, but this is what
(05:45):
you get.
That's a hammer in themicrowave.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
For 30 seconds saying yeah they're not wearing any
pants.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh man, you can really see those sparks fly,
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Christ, there you go.
I mean tactically, that counts.
Yeah, I guess I don't thinkthat's the spirit that we were
looking for.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's kind of microwave porn.
If his pants are off, there's adick in there.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Jeez, we're starting this podcast off strong Fucking.
Would, you fuck that microwave.
Would you fuck that microwave?
I bet you that microwave is hot, that LG has been through some
shit apparently coco's mom saidthe n-word yeah, that's not a
first, because I said jesuschrist, she said the n-word how
(06:35):
dare you you need to bleep thaton this podcast what?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
yeah, that's, that's the word thank you for
explaining that, murky.
Oh, I can't believe that's theword.
Thank you for explaining that,murky oh, I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Fucking go go with tater this is bullshit.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I'm sorry, murky, I'm sorry, no, I need to stop
making those jokes again murky,I don't know what I said, but I
fucking said it oh, I didn'tknow that you should be
admitting that wait, what didyou just admit to saying?
Coco.
Why would you say that there?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
you go, you don't have to repeat what he said.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What Say no?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Listen, everyone else is doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
That's what all the cool kids are doing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was hoping you were going to blame yourself for
that one.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
No, how could I do this?
Hey, murky, I was hoping youwere going to blame yourself for
that one.
No, who could I do this?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
to hey, uh, hey, Murky, I have one important.
Wait, let's get this situatedfirst.
You're what E.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't know Tired really.
I'm also quitting my jobtomorrow, Nice.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Nice.
Fuck them, Fuck them kids.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've already put in my letter of resignation.
It's just tomorrow's the lastday, and then they pay me out
for the rest of my contract.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So we have to get a quick question through Murky's
head.
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
what day.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It is today.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, what day did you think it was?
A couple of hours ago.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Wednesday Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It doesn't feel like a Thursday.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Because we had Monday off.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, you know what?
That's fair, that is entirelyfair.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh look at those nails.
Gaz Show the nails done.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She got some new nail work done.
Chris is so excited to hang outwith Gaz at the tournament.
It doesn't have autofocus.
Fyi, fyi.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't remember FYI she can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I figured you were going to tell her.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I was distracted by fingernails on the camera.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Are you going?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
to use snowboard or are you going to use chopsticks?
Gaz is going, oh, oh, oh yeah,gaz is going oh.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Cas is going to be at the Zeno said he's excited.
No, krista said she's excited.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh, is, krista coming now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yes, I get to flirt with Zeno's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
How's that make you feel Zeno?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's alright, he's accepted.
No, you're Zeno, it's alright,he's accepted.
I'm gonna flirt with you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, you're not, cause you're a fucking chicken.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Flirting and actions are two different things.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
My flirting is kissing.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, I don't flirt like that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, you just pull your fucking Huge wiener out and
just start fucking.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just helicopter it in front of you as a display of
power.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Jesus Christ, that's a good way.
I'd be intimidated by that.
You'd probably feel the windcoming off of it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm just intimidated in general.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He's got so much fucking dick he needs a counter
rotor.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I can sleep with that fan noise.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Fucking that's just the opening of Dong Blade Just
helicoptering his way in.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Isn't that how he gets from one place to another?
He just helicopters his dickand just flies away like that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That sounds about what he does.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I don't know.
That seems like it'd bedangerous for Dong Blade.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It'd be kind of dangerous just having a dick for
a blade in the first place.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just gotta learn how to control it really well.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Now I'm eating panda For the audience.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm eating panda, so fuck you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Now you're hungry.
What you got there Is thatorange chicken.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's the honey chicken.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Honey chicken, you know I recently learned Panda
Express is who made orangechicken I don't have chopsticks,
Otherwise I would.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I also recently learned that because you told me
that.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
What did we learn?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh, Panda Express is the people who invented orange
chicken.
I did not know that Yep, andthey actually started off as a
buffet too, and their originalrestaurant is still out there
somewhere in California, I think.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Is it still a buffet?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, it's still a buffet California and California
.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean, in a sense it is kind of like a buffet, but
you don't get all you can eat.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
True In the city.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But I mean, do you ever leave Panda Express hungry?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
not really.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, you leave feeling kind of shitty about yourself
because you feel yeah, youreally do yeah, cause I just ate
two servings of orange chickenand all the fried rice that was
fucking piled high see I'm a lowmain kinda gay.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I do like me some low main.
I like the Beijing beef.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I'm a lo-ming kind of guy.
I do like me some lo-ming.
I like the Beijing beef.
I'm not dedicated to one or theother.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'd say I get fried rice more.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I prefer the noodles over rice.
I still get the nudes.
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
If you guys go to a new Chinese restaurant you've
never been there before.
What is your go-to thing, justto make sure these guys can do
it right.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's like a chicken.
Lo mein something like thatBourbon chicken.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
General stove for me.
If they can do a general, soright, then I know I can trust
this place, that's fair Bourbonchicken and a fried rice.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
If you fuck that up, I'm never coming back because
it's fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Bourbon chicken is fucking delicious, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, I usually get the beef and broccoli, like
whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I do like beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Just like murky, it's kind of hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Like you can take a taste of the beef and broccoli
and be like, hey, if you fuckthat up, I'm never coming back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hey, jiraiya, none of this food is for you, so kindly
go.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Coco got a new kitty.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I did get a new kitty , she's named Kalala?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Is that based off the thing from Inuyasha?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Okay, I had a feeling .
Speaker 4 (12:39):
The multi-tailed fox.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, that little demon thing.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It reminds me of this little joke.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Um, you guys want to hear this joke, is it me?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
yeah no wait.
No, I'm not saying yeah to it'syou, I'm saying yeah, I want to
hear it I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Uh, this guy breaks into this house right, right,
and when he walks in he hears avoice tell him jesus is watching
you.
He doesn't think anything of itexactly oh no I need you to
keep that button ready, okay?
Uh, so he's walking around,doesn't think anything of it.
He's like I'm just hearing shit, whatever, and uh, walking
(13:23):
around grabbing shit, all of asudden he hears it again.
Jesus is watching you he's likeman, what the fuck is going on
here?
Like my fucking hearing shit.
He starts wandering aroundseeing if he can tell where this
fucking noise is coming fromand he discovers that there's
like a bird cage with a blanketover it.
So he pulls the blanket off ofit and then he sees a parrot.
(13:44):
He's like are you the onethat's been telling me jesus is
watching me?
And bird says yeah, yeah, I am.
And he's like yeah, okay, youknow, like a fucking one.
You know, while I'm here likeyou're pretty smart bird and
seem like I think I've alreadyfigured out how to keep going
yeah, he's like uh, what's yourname and stuff?
and bird says my name's Kamala.
(14:04):
Robert starts laughing.
He's like what kind of fuckingdumb idiot names their goddamn
bird Kamala?
And the parrot looks at him andhe goes.
The same dumb idiot that namedthe um Raul Reiler Jesus.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I was thinking it was gonna be a pit bull, but yep,
oh no yeah, exactly, I gotanother one for you.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't know if I've told you this one yet probably,
but go ahead um, so this uhhusband and wife were afraid in
their neighborhood of, um,frequent break-ins and stuff
like that.
Okay, and uh, the husband toldthe wife next day, go to the pet
store see if they have any dogsLike good guard dogs, right?
(14:50):
So she walks into the pet storeand the owner of the pet shop's
like, yeah, we don't reallyhave any guard dogs.
You know, with all the crimethat's been going on, they're
sold out.
But I do have this old dog overhere.
It's kind of a mutt, he's older, he's 10 years old, but he
knows karate.
(15:11):
And the woman's like, yeah,whatever, you're just trying to
sell me this dog that's old andcrepit and stuff and you don't
want to, you're just trying toget rid of it.
And he's like, no, I'm serious,knows karate, I'll show you.
So he gets the dog out of thecage and he says, dog, karate,
that chair dog rears up andkarate chops the chair and
breaks it in half.
He says, karate, that tablesame thing rears up, gives it a
(15:34):
karate chop, snaps it in half.
This woman's astonished.
She's like, oh my gosh, I can'tbelieve he actually knows
karate like that.
It's great for a guard dog.
So she pays the shop owner andtakes the dog home.
The husband comes home thatevening from work and he's like
hey, did you, uh, did you findthe guard dog?
She's like, well, they didn'thave any guard dogs, but they
(15:56):
had this dog that knows karate.
The husband goes karate, my ass.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I've actually heard a very similar joke before.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I heard a similar joke too.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Alright, coco, you say yours.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't remember it, but I've heard a similar joke.
I remember hearing somethingalong those lines.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
So one day this woman is waiting for her husband to
arrive back for theiranniversary, to arrive back for
their anniversary.
And he arrives and he has somevery bad news to tell her that
his job is forcing him to get ona plane tomorrow morning and he
(16:39):
pretty much has to like spendthe night getting ready for that
.
However, to make it up for, uh,him missing out on the
anniversary, he got her a veryspecial gift, but to not open it
until the next morning.
So the next morning he'salready gone, he's on his plane,
he's gone.
The wife opens up the box andinside there is like a gross
(17:03):
frankenstein looking penis andthere's a piece of paper next to
it.
So she pulls out the piece ofpaper and, as she's reading it,
this thing is called the voodoodildo.
So all you have to say isvoodoo dildo.
The object and the voodoo dildowill go inside of it.
But then you have to say aparticular set of words.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
This is the one that I've heard E it's coming back to
me now.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's a particular one that I've heard it's coming
back to me now that's aparticular phrase to get the
voodoo dildo out of you.
So she kind of like lazilylooks through it, kind of throws
the paper off to the side,loses it and kind of goes about
her day and just does whatever.
Then later that night she'skind of horny.
She decides, okay, let's tryout this voodoo dildo thing.
(17:50):
So she says voodoo dildo pussy.
This thing floats out of thebox and goes right up inside of
her.
She's coming left and right andeventually she's like okay,
I've had my fill, I've alreadycame more than my husband could
ever make me.
She can't remember the phrase.
She starts panicking.
(18:11):
She gets up, she goes in hercar.
She's gonna go to the hospital.
She's zooming down the highwayall of a sudden police car pulls
her over.
Police officer comes up to thewindow.
He's like ma'am, do you knowwhy I pulled you over?
And then she starts explainingthis whole thing about the
voodoo dildo and the cop justlooks at her funny and goes
voodoo dildo, my ass that's bad,it's real bad, damn it.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I should have went before he loser.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I'm joking, I got one , so there's you should.
I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I'm joking about who I am.
I got one.
So there's a papa bear, no,there's big papa bear, big
grizzly, you know, 800, 900pounds.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I like when you call me big papa.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
That's baby.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
When you're at the doctor's office and they're
checking your prostate, but thedoctor's hands are on your
shoulder.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Oh, All right, marky as you were, as you were.
So there's, you know big popbear, this big like 800-pound
grizzly, and there's baby bear.
You know this newborn.
And you know, normally a lot ofbig male grizzlies will be solo
, but not this one.
He lives with family and themother bear is downstairs
(19:32):
cooking porridge, as bears do,as bears do.
So Papa Bear is reading BabyBear these bedtime stories.
As he's trying to just get himto calm down, he's telling all
these stories, you know, justget him to calm down.
He's telling all these stories.
And the first is about aprincess that had these seven
(19:54):
smaller people that wanted tohelp awaken her from this deep
sleep.
There was another story about ademigod cast from Olympus who
performed great feats.
And there was another one thatactually involved a burglar,
(20:18):
someone who basically did abreak and enter on a home and
tore all their shit around andthrew it around and found some
Actually ate all their food forthe day.
The and ate all their food forthe day.
The burglar ate all their foodfor the day.
There were other stories ofadventures and great battles and
(20:39):
as dinner was ready, papa Beartold Baby Bear to alright, let's
get up, let's get ready to gohave dinner and Baby Bear looked
at Papa Bear and said Papa, canyou tell me the one again about
the fucking whore that burnedher mouth on our fucking
porridge?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Wow, that escalated quickly.
I'm not good at joke telling,so I don't have one.
You know, whenever I'm like, Isee a good joke, so I don't have
one you know whenever I'm likeyou want to know I never can
think of one.
You want to know a good joke.
Zeno, You're looking at him.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh, how would you say that about Murky?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Fuck you Damn.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You, piece of shit.
That's fucked up, man I wasn'teven setting you up, Murky, and
somehow it got bad.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I tried my best.
Okay, I tried my best.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
The other day Murky was.
We were playing Destiny andMurky said something that
sounded really smart tosomething that I asked and I was
like what'd you say again,murky, was that like what I
needed to do?
And he's like no.
And I was like, oh, he's likeno.
And I was like, oh right, whywould I ever fucking trust you?
You're fucking stupid.
He's like yeah, I'm garbage atthis game fucking suck garbage
(21:57):
we were shit on him so hard lastnight and he's like I don't
know why the fuck I play videogames with you guys anymore.
I was like cause, you love usspeaking of, I was like because
you love us Speaking of dumbthings?
Did you see?
The verdict came out on thehush money trial no 34 counts of
(22:18):
guilty.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Damn Imagine that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Also, I got a Panda Express fortune.
For our listeners, pleasantnews is on the way, don't know?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
what that is.
What are the lucky numbers?
What are the lucky numbers?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, that's the important part.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I feel gypped.
They didn't give me luckynumbers, so I'm dead.
There's no lucky numbers onthis.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's fucking shy Three times in my life not
gotten a fortune in a fortunecookie.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, I just remembered two jokes.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Go for it.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Okay, so there's these three kids.
They're playing around andeventually they go out to a
construction site and justoutside of it there's a pile of
bricks.
The kids pick up the bricks andare trying to think of what
they can do with the bricks.
One kid notices that it'sreally muddy where they're at.
So they're like what if we tryto see who can like throw their
(23:21):
brick up the highest and see howfar down in the mud it can go?
So the first kid winds up,throws his in the air, lands
into the mud and it goes maybeabout a foot down.
The other kids like I candefinitely beat that.
He gets very low to the ground,he swings it up in the air, it
comes down.
It's got to go at least two,two and a half feet down into
(23:43):
the ground.
All the other kids are kind ofshocked and amazed.
Third kid's like okay, I'mdefinitely gonna see what I can
do to beat that.
So he winds up, he throws hisup into the air.
So the other joke that I liketo tell uh, there's this woman
on an airplane.
This is one of these twopartners where he threw the
(24:04):
hammer into the fucking airplaneso there's this woman on an
airplane and she's trying to goon vacation to see her parents
and she's bringing along her petbird.
And as the flight attendantcomes along she sees the bird
(24:25):
and she goes oh, you might wantto hide that.
The captain has two rules nosmoking and no pets allowed on
the plane.
So you know she tries to hideher parrot in her jacket.
The captain comes out and he'smeeting everybody.
He likes to be very cordial.
He comes across to the woman,he tries to have a small
conversation with her.
She's trying to brush him offand of course the bird can't
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really keep itself together,starts making some noises.
The guy gets, or the captaingets, a little like freaked out.
He's like is that an animalaboard my plane?
And of course the parrot comesout.
The captain gets so flusteredhe grabs the bird, goes over to
the emergency exit and whips itout of the plane.
The woman in anger runs up,grabs his oh, I forgot to
(25:13):
mention, he's smoking a cigargrabs the cigar out of his mouth
, throws it out the plane andshe's like you're not even
supposed to be smoking, that'syour own rule.
And the captain's like oh, fuckyou.
And he goes back up, oh, fuckyou, and he's all angry.
And he goes back up to thecocktail Fuck you and he's all
angry.
And then he hears a loud noise.
And when he looks out thewindow, you know what he sees.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
The hammer.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, he sees the bird waving at him and you know what
he's got in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
A dick.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
A cigar.
The brick from the first joke.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't know where the fuck you got hammer because
I forgot it was a brick and Iwas thinking of the Pornhub
video.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
I knew it was microwave porn.
For a second, I knew it wasmicrowave porn obvious it was
obvious.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
The whole time.
Yeah, it's the microwave pointvideo hammer microwave point.
Yeah, the only reason I thoughtit was a hammer was because I
forgot that.
You said brick almostimmediately and it became a
hammer because I have the tabopen right now on discord.
That was the heaviest object Icould see and Zeno's got his
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fucking camera off, so there'snot a second heavier object.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You still playing that same fucking mission I just
finished oh wow, what fuckingmission was it it was uh ghost
of the deep dungeon oh, we didtwo raids yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
That was impressive, you did yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I got.
What is it?
Divine Cataclysm.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know you had to shard it.
Yeah, the the shotgun.
The one from yeah, that one.
They should just name a boss,that Zeno, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Just a burp.
They should, but they neverwill.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
So, Zeno, how hard is your dick for the next
expansion in Destiny?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
We'll see.
So if you're not bricked up,I'm gonna be honestly surprised.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
The question is what happens after?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's a great question.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
I'm buying a can of chew for raid day.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
A can of chew.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, a lot less ciggy breaks.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Get the fuck out of here, or you can just not smoke
cigs.
Fuck you, that's not gonnahappen.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, fucksino, just go get a bunch of fucking nicotine
patches at that fucking rateI'm going to go buy a bunch of
stuff, right.
Honestly, you'd be better offwith just getting a fucking
nicotine patch, hey Zin sponsorour Destiny raid.
Do it We'll get Woz and we'llfucking put you on our nipple as
a sticker.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
How about this, merky ?
While the raid's going on, youcan't have any nicotine, so I
feel like the withdrawals willmake him learn the puzzles.
He'll become a mastermind, justso he can get his nicotine
fixed Everybody else in thegroup has said they'll do all
the mechanics.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
I'm like, I'll add, clear all day.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I feel like if he had to not smoke or have nicotine
at all during the raid, afterabout 15 or 20 minutes we might
need to find a replacement forhim, because he might be going
through some severe case of theshakes right now.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Break my fucking face .
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You're just going to be like I need a fucking
cigarette.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Dusty's going to be like shut the fuck up, I'm
working here.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Hey, I'm working here .
I'm a Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
So I think the game plan's gonna be is she'll work
from the living room, that'sprobably a good call.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I'm gonna be in here and you're still gonna have to
be kind of quiet.
It's a good thing that he'sdoing the ad clear, because then
he doesn't have to call stuffout.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Assuming that there's not a mechanic.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That requires all of us to fucking do something.
You know, like what is it Like?
Like Kylie or Shiro Chi or thefucking Morgareth fight where
everybody has to grab a ball?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
No, I won't be participating in the raid, but I
mean oh.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Murky.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I could be working.
I'm going to be sitting in atleast listening.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Murky last night had such a huge penis when he got
fucking fate's chosen I waschosen we, we all got into the
art.
And you know the part where youget to.
You get into ribbon, you juststart ready to do the queen's
walk part.
Yeah, well, you know how itchooses somebody to start it.
Murky just just sees this.
(30:07):
It was like I'm going to pickup R B D, like I was explaining
how we do this, and he just goesI'm fucking fate chosen.
And he hits the button and itstarts and I'm like Murky, you
started it.
And he's like I didn't know itwould do that.
And I was like what the fuckdid you think it was going to?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
do?
You guys were like, whose faceshows up?
I was like it's me and I wasgoing dude.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Except he didn't know where to go, so he just stood
there and so we didn't and hedidn't know where to go and he
just stood there and I was likeMergy, you know what's going on
and he goes no.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
And I just went I played the sound effect.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm the best.
Needless to we.
Uh, we died, but yeah it was.
It was pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
He got so happy I was the one, he was the one, I felt
like I had a power that no oneelse had.
And it said you have haste.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I feel like that's worse than anything I've ever
done, and I'm the problem.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Okay, Taylor Swift, you can calm down there.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I just did know a mechanic and you guys said a
word and I was like I have that,so I grabbed the thing.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
You touched something in a room that obviously had
nothing else to touch in it.
Nah nah, nah nah man, we're.
I'm out of ideas already.
We're only 30 minutes in.
What are we talking about now?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Hey listeners, 30 minute podcast instead of our
hour hour and 15?
.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We're running out of ideas.
If you have ideas or want to beon the podcast, it's hard
nowadays, hit us up at.
Adhd After Dark.
What do you want us?
To talk about yeah do you wantus to talk about your fucking
grandma's tits, or something?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Do you miss us playing FUDA games for Murky's
enjoyment?
I really wonder if we cancommission.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We need to commission somebody to make a shitty game
for us to play.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Like it doesn't have to be porn, but just a shitty
game.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Radar Sexy Time.
Radar Sexy Time that's whatwe're going to call it.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Radar Sexy Time.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Radar Love you.
That's what we're gonna call it, radar Sexy.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Time.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Radar Love.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
You know that's a good song, It'll just be us
cutting the fuckingwrestling-style promos on the
weather.
Welcome to Millersburg Today,at a high of 70.
Clear skies, brother.
You wanna go out?
You wanna get out?
Go to the park, take the dogs,get the kids out.
This is how we're doing thingstoday.
(32:52):
You want some ice cream?
We got ice cream If you stopoff a second street and or
Jefferson Drive you sound morelike you're announcing for the
PGA Tour.
Ok.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'll take the feedback.
There's not enough energy in it.
I feel like you have I meanit's a news broadcast.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I'm not screaming through the TV.
You gotta yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Monty's angry what's?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Monty angry about.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I'm not in the bedroom laying down so he can
lay on my chest.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
He doesn't have his fuzz bed.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He's a spoiled kitty.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
He is a spoiled little guy, but I love him.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I wonder who's hairier.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Are you?
Hairier than me, I'm prettysure he is, probably, I think he
might be hairier than me.
Yeah, he's definitely hairier.
What's your back like Murky, myback's pretty pretty clean.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, okay, so I win.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
But my ass is twice as hairy.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
His ass and his back are both hairy.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I don't think you're winning this one hun.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Have you ever seen Zeno's dick though?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
No, because he won't.
Let us see it I think you'rewinning this one hun.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Have you ever seen Zeno's dick, though?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
No, no because he won't.
Let us see it.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Crazy, thing, I am playing all these games he keeps
calling me a spoiled brat andsays I'm not allowed to see it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
He says bad and sprays you with the water bottle
, exactly.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you boys.
Lately I've been suffering fromthat adhd thing where video
games just don't seem fun.
I went I'm really trying tofind something that can bring me
back, but like nothing seemsfun and I know it's just because
I got like a lot of shit on myplate and I have the adhd, I
have the teacher burnout, so I'mjust feeling like exhausted but
(34:52):
I want to play a fucking game,but nothing is scratching that
itch.
No matter what game I play.
It's not going to scratch it.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Okay, I'll scratch you Rich oh well, I mean.
I mean, I would ask you, whatkind of things do you want to
play?
But you play so many more gamesthan I do.
That that's that I probablydon't have any good suggestions,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
You want to know the God's honest truth.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, I guess what comes to my mind is like if
something inside and not youknow you're in one environment,
what if you change theenvironment for a little bit?
That's why I'm leaving thatfucking job dude.
Yeah, you guys know I have thelast three or four weeks.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Play.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Vampire.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Survivors.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I don't believe I got that well, I mean, let me check
how much it is.
That's not the right page.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
I mean, it's a great mindless game, just kind of
kills time in all fairness, Icould also play the rip off
version of that on Blucket.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I mean Vampire Survivors is $5 we go fishing
and do water stuff that was theend game where I was going or
Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, that would be my suggestion.
It's a game that you can juststart up and then play it for 30
minutes and then put it away,and it doesn't matter if you're
into the story or not.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Not fair, but I don't know if that's going to tickle
the dopamine.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's got number go big.
That's.
That's the dopamine that I wasgoing for.
Number go big real fast.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I like shit, y'all are getting back into Destiny.
I'm just kind of like and Ifeel bad because I know that's
the game that I play with Matman, because Matman really doesn't
play much else.
I feel like now I'm excludingplaying a game with him.
I know you guys will play othershit, but yeah, no, just
(37:12):
anytime that I look at a gameI'm like, oh, maybe I can have
fun with this I was kicking myseventh graders asses in mario
kart today because I justbrought it in, because I'm like
it's second last day of school.
I'm not doing fucking shit.
I just destroy their asses.
No dopamine.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Do you have no Man's Sky?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You do.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
It says you've played it.
Yeah, it's been a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
It's a completely fucking different game.
You can try that.
I'm just going through my Steamlibrary.
You can always play Portal.
I assume you have at least aPortal game.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I should.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think I have portal one and two you can also play,
you can also play rocksmith,because I know that you have a
guitar I think you have.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Even that hobby doesn't seem fun.
Okay, and chan is actually verydisappointed that the hobby
doesn't seem fun because she'slike wanting me to get back into
that.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You know what?
Play the Hunter Call of theWild.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm surprised Murky doesn't have that fucking game.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
You know what I'm really surprised?
Murky doesn't have even thoughit's like $2, fishing vacation.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
It seems right up his alley hunter, hunter, call of
the wild is literally a gameabout hunting oh no, he's
playing it, he's, you know yes,you know, got me that game.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
It's just when I load in, all of a sudden my computer
is instantly fuckingoverheating have you thought
about?
Turning the graphics down.
I tried to get there and by thetime I got there, everything
was like hey, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Was it this computer or your old computer?
It was this one.
I don't see why they would dothat.
What do you mean it was goinghey, were you getting like
pop-ups, or were the fans justgoing real fast?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
No, like shit was stopping, it was ceasing to work
.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, I mean to be fair that does happen.
A lot Was the game loading.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
And that like, yeah, well, it would load up and I
would get in the menu and I'dlike just start selecting stuff
and I would check the nzxt andit was up around like eight,
like 84, what?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
the gpu yeah well, that is normal, you're normal,
that is operating temperature ofa g.
When I play grounded my, my GPUis at 85.
You don't tell me that Dude myGPU's at 49 right now and it's
encoding video.
(40:05):
I also probably need to switchout my water cooler, because I
think the old NZXT water cooleris finally going out or not
being as efficient.
But yeah, I literally don'tthink you have a problem, murky.
I think it's doing what itshould be doing, because your
(40:28):
graphics card will go up to 85degrees and then throttle.
That's how it works.
Also, I completely forgot,we're doing a podcast right now,
by the way.
Yeah, that's how a podcastshould be.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
You should just be naturally having conversations.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Um, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Naturally conversate these notes.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I do have.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Portal 2.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
So why don't?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
you fucking start that game up after this fucking
podcast, murky, and you know thereason why other things don't
work is because the game isactually using 100 of everything
and you it probably doesn'thave a frame limiter on it, so
you need to turn the framelimiter on and then it would, uh
, be a little bit more lax.
But I think that's your problem.
(41:13):
I think the problem is just youProbably Sounds about right,
you're probably right, you canget that E and then we can all
go hunting.
You can do an ADHD hunting,hunting we can all go sit trees,
stay in and talk throughwalking.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Actually.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Say what E.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I think I have it on Epic epic.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I don't know if it's cross play.
That's a topic for another day.
Uh, how is going to yugiohmaster duel?
Um yeah, that's all my.
That's all my uh suggestions.
What the fuck is this game?
(41:54):
I get like so many random steamgames like I oh no, I don't
have it.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
On epic clicked on one called wander song what the
fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
it looks boring.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Tell frag vr or into you, nerd.
It's most likely on my steamwish list when did I pick up the
Spiral Reignited?
Wait, Wonder Song.
Is that the one with the verybasic looking guy?
He kind of looks like a littlehappy bard and he's singing.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Sure Is he pink.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
No idea what you're talking about.
I think so.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yeah, then I have played that game before, when it
was on Xbox Game Pass.
I mean, it's a cute littlestory game, but if you're not
really into a story, you're notgoing to have fun with it.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't even know where I got half of these
fucking games from.
Your mom, no, ayo, she doesn'tknow how to do this shit You're
aware of.
I'm going to fucking beat yourass.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I mean, probably be more enjoyable than ADHD burnout
.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's fair.
You can always play Raft.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Raft, remember Raft.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
I do remember Raft.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You should play Detroit Become Human.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's a good game.
I've never finished it, butit's a good game.
That's a good game.
I've never finished it, butit's a good game it's a great
game, but you got to be investedin the story on that one it
broke me.
That's just saying I don't knowhow much I'm willing to invest
brain power could always hateourselves and play among us
again no duck duck goose orgoose goose duck.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Actually, that does remind me Miles would like to
get people together to do agoose goose duck, but strictly
YouTube, not streaming Just likehave fun.
Because, let's be honest, whenyou're streaming shit like that,
you would always get that oneperson who would just find a way
(43:56):
to just ruin people's fun.
Yeah, either via stream sniping.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
I never played these with you guys.
When you guys stopped playing,my fucking broke dick.
Be careful what you say.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
It might actually break like the voodoo dick.
Be careful what you say.
It might actually break likethe voodoo dick.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Voodoo dick in Zeno's ad.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Space, if you're listening.
I'm sorry I'm throwing your assunder the bus.
If you were streaming and Spacewas in your lobby and he was
the imposter and you were not,your ass was dead.
He would immediately seek youout and just kill you on the
spot not cool.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Space not cool.
I don't think space listens tothis, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I don't think he does .
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I don't think space ever did it intentionally either
, though he did admit to it thathe thought it would be funny
and get a reaction out of thepeople for their stream.
But then he openly apologizedon miles's server after people
stopped playing among us.
He was like reaction out of thepeople for their stream.
But then he openly apologizedon Miles' server after people
stopped playing Among Us.
He was like, looking back at it, yeah, what I did was a dick
(45:01):
move and I'm sorry.
So he did acknowledge it.
I'll give him that.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Alright, what now?
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
I don't know dude, I don't know dude.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I never know what to do.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I don't know what to do with my hands, your camera's
off so you could be naked rightnow for all I know he probably
is you playing, you playing,fucking destiny.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
I was just making sure my purchase went through
for final shape oh, okay oh,okay okay okay, okay what see
(45:51):
your face?
Yeah, mostly just you.
Oh, I thought it was a me.
Thing.
Oh, no, what.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Rob, good enough to see your face.
Yeah, mostly just you.
Oh, I thought it was a meatthing.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
You saw it enough while you were over at his place
.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Guess who's not getting biscuits on Tuesday,
probably me None of us, causewe're doing it at Merky's house
and Leslie's gonna burn thebiscuits again.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3.
Obviously, merky cooks thebread at fucking medium, medium,
low temperature.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Dusty's gonna burn the biscuits again.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Obviously, murky cooks the bread at fucking
medium, medium, low temperatureand it's fucking Shut the fuck
up the biscuits and or likecroissants you know, maybe Murky
and Dusty Should just cooktogether, cause then we can
probably get a fully cooked meal.
Murky, if you Murky, if youcook the loaf of, if you cook
(46:37):
the loaf of bread would it havea crust or would it just be all
white Crust crust?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Just like the crab crust.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
It took me.
I was in the middle of talkingand then I realized that E
fucking did an average joke.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
We should play Lunch Lady.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Oh yeah, I remember Lunch Lady.
I think they stopped makingupdates for that thing.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, but we started playing it when it first came
out.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, like shortly just after it came out.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Coco and Mark.
Did you ever play lunch, lady?
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I was literally just about to see you guys play it a
bunch.
I haven't, I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Uh, it's one of those games where there is, like,
this monstrous lunch ladyroaming around a school and
you're trying to find, like, thecheat sheet or the answers for
the test that's coming up, andyou're trying to avoid the lunch
lady.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Is it like an asymmetrical game?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
No, sadly nobody can be the lunch lady.
I think there was originallyplans for somebody to control
the lunch lady, and then I thinkthe dev team just kind of gave
up fell apart.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
I'm getting it now.
Are we doing it?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I uh, I just sent it to you oh well okay, I guess I'm
installing this alright, shitnow.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I gotta fucking find it lunch lady.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Get this, it's under the L.
Weird can find it.
Get this, it's under the L.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
I don't have it alphabetically.
I have it by recent activity.
What a loser.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
It'd be under the L's if it was by name Five gigs and
I'm in, so I'm going to takeadvantage of this time.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
To do what?
Speaker 4 (48:33):
And do nicotine stuff .
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Jesus Christ, you're going to take advantage of this
time To do what?
And do nicotine stuff, jesus.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Christ, you're going to smoke a cig.
Oh, it's going to be so bad.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Wait, wait, wait.
How fast is this cig?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
going to be.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Two minutes.
I'm going to say four minutes.
Two minutes 13 seconds.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
It looks like they last updated the game back in
January.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
As soon as you leave that door, the timer starts.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
No, no grab, no start yet.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Nope, hasn't started.
I have the record timer at thebottom.
I'm going to yell out the timewhenever you leave, as soon as
you open the door.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Yeah 3, 2, 1.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
4909.
That's the time he left.
I just imagine him out therejust like ffff, ffff, ffff, ha
ha ha.
He said 2 minutes and 13seconds.
I wish we could comment on this, because all we see is a white
wall, instead of having someenergy to it.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
It's going to be like there's a nice white wall.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's just kind of.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I like that wall Looks like he could I just wish
there was a mural going on withthe wall.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
You know he should put a mirror up so he can look
through a portal.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
No, we already went there, and then they summoned a
ghost or something like thatLunch lady's done.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, no, we already went there and then they
summoned a ghost or somethinglike that.
Oh yeah, Lunch lady is done,yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
My lunch lady is also done.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Nice.
I've never played this Nicecock.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
My internet is being very slow today.
Normally at five gigs it wouldhave been done.
I'm at two.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Well, that's okay, because Murky's going to take at
least another two minutes tosmoke the cigarette.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, I'm thinking we're, I'm thinking we got
enough time.
Yeah absolutely, we could play.
After we are done with thepodcast, I'm going to host the
game.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Create a lobby.
Oh, I don't want it to be open.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I just don't like that.
Like that, alright.
Well, murky's already passedone minute and he's coming up on
two.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
He's got his headset on.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
He's got his headset on, so he's tracking the time.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
He's gotta know.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
He's gotta know 5048, so 4909 to 5048, so less than
two minutes.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
So in this past situation where you guys were
saying that murky oughta know,were you guys Alanis Morissette.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I have no idea what sentence you just said.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, I know, you said a lot of words.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
I know you said a lot of words, but my brain didn't
understand it.
Alanis Morissette, you oughtaknow, so I.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
You said a lot of words, but my brain didn't
understand it.
Everything got out.
You ought to know, so Icouldn't hear anything until.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I got back in here, oh, they were shit talking you
the entire time.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, your wall's great.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
We need to put a portal up.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Oh, it's All right so downloading.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Are you still downloading?
How much is your download?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Still downloading.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
That's not an answer to my question.
Okay, goodbye, fuck you.
He just fucking turns hiscamera off and leaves.
I was like how much?
How much?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
time.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
She's for breezing because your feet are fucking
stink-murky.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Clean your fucking feet, why don't you get the
antibacterial socks everybodystop no, no, no, we're having
this conversation right here,right now get your ass back in
the headset.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
You know we thought the cats were gonna kill the
fish, but it turns out it'smurky feet that's gonna kill the
fish.
But it turns out it's murkyfeet that's gonna kill the fish.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
His feet are gonna.
His filter's gonna be workingovertime to get the feet stank
out of his fucking water.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Thank you, monty, monty, monty, you gonna go shake
us some more.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Give us some shaken baby syndrome.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
You remember when murky was upset with me for
killing him and Destiny a bunchthat he shook his headset?
Yes, I do remember that.
He's fucking fucking.
Speaker 4 (52:41):
I thought that was me dying.
I just died a bunch myself.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
No, I thought I was killing you a bunch in PvP.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
How to make your feet not stink.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
He has to wear socks, because it sounded like you got
dragged down the fuckinghallway.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Oh, that didn't look.
I need to find a game.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Well, we've definitely had better episodes
of ADHD After Dark, so I'm goingto end the recording now.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
No, you're fucking not because, Murky's going to
hear this, gonna hear this first.
Oh, all, right, here are somedues, murky.
Wash fucking feet at least oncea day.
Use antibacterial soap, inparticular.
Remove hard skin with a footfile and keep those nasty ass
fucking toenails short and clean, because apparently debris can
get up in there and fucking footfungus as well.
(53:31):
Use foot powder or anantiperspirant, because that can
fucking fix the smell too.
You also want to wearbreathable or natural fabrics on
your feet, because what you'rewearing is making your shit
sweat and it's making it smellnasty.
And let your shoes dry outbefore you wear them again.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Do they make natural cloth boots?
Speaker 3 (53:56):
You know what?
Let's google that Zeno Naturalcloth boots.
You know what they do andthey're specifically designed
for people with stanky feet.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
That sounds like murky.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
That sounds like murky how much are they.
Anywhere between $26 to $200,depending on the brand, not bad
at all.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
You can also get them vegan, organic made out of hemp
.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
whatever you need, I'm sorry whenever you said
vegan for a fucking pair ofshoes.
The first thing I thought waswhy is somebody eating?
Their shoes.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Zeno, I'm in your lobby.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
I'm still downloading because my internet is being
poo-poo garbage.
I'm almost done, though I'mlike 0.3 away.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
So we get to end the podcast now, is that it?
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, goodbye, everybody Wash your fucking feet
.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
Wash your, your ass wash your feet and stroke your
dick.
All right, welcome to ADHD After Dark.
This is the most not cool introever.
We got E, we got Murky and halfof Xeno right now.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh, no, we never do an intro oh no, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Xeno really doesn't you know what, Xeno.
Take away the intro this time.
Take away the intro we never doan intro.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Do a fucking intro, introduce us.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
How did you like the intro it?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
was very not energetic.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, that was awful.
Zeno, do a, take two.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh shit Zeno.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, I guess take three after that one.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
God damn, hey fuckersers, you're still alive,
so are we all right, I'll takeit you sent me the fucking meme
with the oh no of like thehomeless dude asking you for a
fucking dollar bill.
(01:00):
But the face that he makesafter you pull out the fucking
magnum and blow your brains outon the sidewalk next to it oh no
, no, oh.
Guest still has no idea whatthat's about.
Like the whole oh no thing.
So I showed her a tiktok theother day and she still doesn't
understand why.
It's funny.
I'm like it's, it's because itis.
(01:21):
You wouldn't understand.
Funny chimp man says oh no,funny voice Dude.
I don't know what it happened.
Was it when it was firstintroduced?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was the first time the sound alert
was playing.
Yeah, you were, I was in themiddle of drinking my drink and
spitting, you were about to sayyou weren't here, I'm never
fucking here.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Name me, goddamn day goddamn damn in the fucking
voice chat anymore Today Ever.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Today, not tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Today Today.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, but whenever we were explaining the mechanics of
A Raid in Destiny, last Wish,the fucking one boss, the second
boss we had been going throughlike the all-know-a bunch
already, and while I wasexplaining, miz goes and adds
the oh no sound effect toanother discord that we're all
(02:11):
in.
And while I start, and just asI start explaining it, he goes,
he plays it and I fucking diedand apparently murky, spit take,
he did spit take everywhereyeah.
And then it became a thing.
I think the funniest one waswhen Murky was on a cigarette
break and we were like Murky'sface after he realizes the
(02:32):
biscuits have been burnt.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh no, oh no, it did happen.
I said it was going to happen.
I was right.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You said it was going to happen.
That's right.
Those biscuits were done theywere done.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
They were done.
You hear that.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Dusty.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They were done.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Taking a little bit for an extra minute minute and a
half Hashtag, they were done.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Hashtag hashtag.
They were done.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's the new hashtag, I feel like if Dusty
listened to this fucking podcastshe point probably that or
uninvite us all and make surethat murky never spoke to us
again.
Murky's like the best thingthat's happened to any of us.
There's no way she would breakoff the wedding what the murky's
the best thing that's happenedto any of us.
(03:15):
There's no way that she wouldbreak off the wedding I'm not
following, so she would make itso that he like never has
contacts with us again.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Well, yeah, I might do that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That makes sense.
Especially since last week wetalked about making.
She loves all of you guysEspecially after last week,
since we started talking aboutmaking Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good old Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's artistic, but it's still porn.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
More autistic than autistic.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You know I was thinking that, but, zeno, let
the intrusive thought out.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I think you could make sonar porn before you could
make Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
What about?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
microwave porn, then you're just hot I feel like that
exists.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I have a feeling if you went to rule 34.xxx and
typed in microwave, it exists Iguarantee you're screaming.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Right now there's a rule 34 microwave like tyson
chicken, like okay, hang on yeahyeah, it's gotta exist there's
a large Samoan man.
There's a TV series calledmicrowave porn oh my god.
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm also not really surprised by that there's a
video on Pornhub.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's just.
I put a hammer in a microwaveso I have to watch an ad of
somebody getting their dickstroked, to watch a video of of
the hammer in the microwave, Iput a hammer in the microwave
right now.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Are you a wreck?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm just gonna share this fucking let's ask the real
question here.
Guys go hey guys go, this is.
This is the pornhub video.
I wonder if discord canactually like make pornhub.
But nope, nope, it doesn't autocomplete the link it's a good
thing you're not in NorthCarolina.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I put a hammer in my microwave.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
This is the video.
I'm watching it.
It's literally.
She would find me standingthere not only recording with
the hammer inside the microwave,but also with no pants.
This is it's just hisreflection on the microwave
window.
I don't know why this is sofucking dumb, but this is what
(05:45):
you get.
That's a hammer in themicrowave.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
For 30 seconds saying yeah they're not wearing any
pants.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh man, you can really see those sparks fly,
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Christ, there you go.
I mean tactically, that counts.
Yeah, I guess I don't thinkthat's the spirit that we were
looking for.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's kind of microwave porn.
If his pants are off, there's adick in there.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Jeez, we're starting this podcast off strong Fucking.
Would, you fuck that microwave.
Would you fuck that microwave?
I bet you that microwave is hot, that LG has been through some
shit apparently coco's mom saidthe n-word yeah, that's not a
first, because I said jesuschrist, she said the n-word how
(06:35):
dare you you need to bleep thaton this podcast what?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
yeah, that's, that's the word thank you for
explaining that, murky.
Oh, I can't believe that's theword.
Thank you for explaining that,murky oh, I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Fucking go go with tater this is bullshit.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I'm sorry, murky, I'm sorry, no, I need to stop
making those jokes again murky,I don't know what I said, but I
fucking said it oh, I didn'tknow that you should be
admitting that wait, what didyou just admit to saying?
Coco.
Why would you say that there?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
you go, you don't have to repeat what he said.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
What Say no?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Listen, everyone else is doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
That's what all the cool kids are doing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I was hoping you were going to blame yourself for
that one.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
No, how could I do this?
Hey, murky, I was hoping youwere going to blame yourself for
that one.
No, who could I do this?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
to hey, uh, hey, Murky, I have one important.
Wait, let's get this situatedfirst.
You're what E.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't know Tired really.
I'm also quitting my jobtomorrow, Nice.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Nice.
Fuck them, Fuck them kids.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I've already put in my letter of resignation.
It's just tomorrow's the lastday, and then they pay me out
for the rest of my contract.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So we have to get a quick question through Murky's
head.
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
what day.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It is today.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Thursday.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, what day did you think it was?
A couple of hours ago.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Wednesday Okay.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It doesn't feel like a Thursday.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Because we had Monday off.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, you know what?
That's fair, that is entirelyfair.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh look at those nails.
Gaz Show the nails done.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She got some new nail work done.
Chris is so excited to hang outwith Gaz at the tournament.
It doesn't have autofocus.
Fyi, fyi.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't remember FYI she can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I figured you were going to tell her.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I was distracted by fingernails on the camera.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Are you going?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
to use snowboard or are you going to use chopsticks?
Gaz is going, oh, oh, oh yeah,gaz is going oh.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Cas is going to be at the Zeno said he's excited.
No, krista said she's excited.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh, is, krista coming now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yes, I get to flirt with Zeno's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
How's that make you feel Zeno?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's alright, he's accepted.
No, you're Zeno, it's alright,he's accepted.
I'm gonna flirt with you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, you're not, cause you're a fucking chicken.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Flirting and actions are two different things.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
My flirting is kissing.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, I don't flirt like that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, you just pull your fucking Huge wiener out and
just start fucking.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just helicopter it in front of you as a display of
power.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Jesus Christ, that's a good way.
I'd be intimidated by that.
You'd probably feel the windcoming off of it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm just intimidated in general.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He's got so much fucking dick he needs a counter
rotor.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I can sleep with that fan noise.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Fucking that's just the opening of Dong Blade Just
helicoptering his way in.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Isn't that how he gets from one place to another?
He just helicopters his dickand just flies away like that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That sounds about what he does.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I don't know.
That seems like it'd bedangerous for Dong Blade.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It'd be kind of dangerous just having a dick for
a blade in the first place.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just gotta learn how to control it really well.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Now I'm eating panda For the audience.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm eating panda, so fuck you.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Now you're hungry.
What you got there Is thatorange chicken.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's the honey chicken.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Honey chicken, you know I recently learned Panda
Express is who made orangechicken I don't have chopsticks,
Otherwise I would.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I also recently learned that because you told me
that.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
What did we learn?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh, Panda Express is the people who invented orange
chicken.
I did not know that Yep, andthey actually started off as a
buffet too, and their originalrestaurant is still out there
somewhere in California, I think.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Is it still a buffet?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, it's still a buffet California and California
.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean, in a sense it is kind of like a buffet, but
you don't get all you can eat.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
True In the city.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But I mean, do you ever leave Panda Express hungry?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
not really.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, you leave feeling kind of shitty about yourself
because you feel yeah, youreally do yeah, cause I just ate
two servings of orange chickenand all the fried rice that was
fucking piled high see I'm a lowmain kinda gay.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I do like me some low main.
I like the Beijing beef.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I'm a lo-ming kind of guy.
I do like me some lo-ming.
I like the Beijing beef.
I'm not dedicated to one or theother.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'd say I get fried rice more.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I prefer the noodles over rice.
I still get the nudes.
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
If you guys go to a new Chinese restaurant you've
never been there before.
What is your go-to thing, justto make sure these guys can do
it right.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's like a chicken.
Lo mein something like thatBourbon chicken.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
General stove for me.
If they can do a general, soright, then I know I can trust
this place, that's fair Bourbonchicken and a fried rice.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
If you fuck that up, I'm never coming back because
it's fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Bourbon chicken is fucking delicious, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, I usually get the beef and broccoli, like
whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I do like beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Just like murky, it's kind of hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Like you can take a taste of the beef and broccoli
and be like, hey, if you fuckthat up, I'm never coming back.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hey, jiraiya, none of this food is for you, so kindly
go.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Coco got a new kitty.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I did get a new kitty , she's named Kalala?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Is that based off the thing from Inuyasha?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Okay, I had a feeling .
Speaker 4 (12:39):
The multi-tailed fox.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, that little demon thing.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It reminds me of this little joke.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Um, you guys want to hear this joke, is it me?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
yeah no wait.
No, I'm not saying yeah to it'syou, I'm saying yeah, I want to
hear it I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Uh, this guy breaks into this house right, right,
and when he walks in he hears avoice tell him jesus is watching
you.
He doesn't think anything of itexactly oh no I need you to
keep that button ready, okay?
Uh, so he's walking around,doesn't think anything of it.
He's like I'm just hearing shit, whatever, and uh, walking
(13:23):
around grabbing shit, all of asudden he hears it again.
Jesus is watching you he's likeman, what the fuck is going on
here?
Like my fucking hearing shit.
He starts wandering aroundseeing if he can tell where this
fucking noise is coming fromand he discovers that there's
like a bird cage with a blanketover it.
So he pulls the blanket off ofit and then he sees a parrot.
(13:44):
He's like are you the onethat's been telling me jesus is
watching me?
And bird says yeah, yeah, I am.
And he's like yeah, okay, youknow, like a fucking one.
You know, while I'm here likeyou're pretty smart bird and
seem like I think I've alreadyfigured out how to keep going
yeah, he's like uh, what's yourname and stuff?
and bird says my name's Kamala.
(14:04):
Robert starts laughing.
He's like what kind of fuckingdumb idiot names their goddamn
bird Kamala?
And the parrot looks at him andhe goes.
The same dumb idiot that namedthe um Raul Reiler Jesus.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I was thinking it was gonna be a pit bull, but yep,
oh no yeah, exactly, I gotanother one for you.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't know if I've told you this one yet probably,
but go ahead um, so this uhhusband and wife were afraid in
their neighborhood of, um,frequent break-ins and stuff
like that.
Okay, and uh, the husband toldthe wife next day, go to the pet
store see if they have any dogsLike good guard dogs, right?
(14:50):
So she walks into the pet storeand the owner of the pet shop's
like, yeah, we don't reallyhave any guard dogs.
You know, with all the crimethat's been going on, they're
sold out.
But I do have this old dog overhere.
It's kind of a mutt, he's older, he's 10 years old, but he
knows karate.
(15:11):
And the woman's like, yeah,whatever, you're just trying to
sell me this dog that's old andcrepit and stuff and you don't
want to, you're just trying toget rid of it.
And he's like, no, I'm serious,knows karate, I'll show you.
So he gets the dog out of thecage and he says, dog, karate,
that chair dog rears up andkarate chops the chair and
breaks it in half.
He says, karate, that tablesame thing rears up, gives it a
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karate chop, snaps it in half.
This woman's astonished.
She's like, oh my gosh, I can'tbelieve he actually knows
karate like that.
It's great for a guard dog.
So she pays the shop owner andtakes the dog home.
The husband comes home thatevening from work and he's like
hey, did you, uh, did you findthe guard dog?
She's like, well, they didn'thave any guard dogs, but they
(15:56):
had this dog that knows karate.
The husband goes karate, my ass.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I've actually heard a very similar joke before.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I heard a similar joke too.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Alright, coco, you say yours.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't remember it, but I've heard a similar joke.
I remember hearing somethingalong those lines.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
So one day this woman is waiting for her husband to
arrive back for theiranniversary, to arrive back for
their anniversary.
And he arrives and he has somevery bad news to tell her that
his job is forcing him to get ona plane tomorrow morning and he
(16:39):
pretty much has to like spendthe night getting ready for that
.
However, to make it up for, uh,him missing out on the
anniversary, he got her a veryspecial gift, but to not open it
until the next morning.
So the next morning he'salready gone, he's on his plane,
he's gone.
The wife opens up the box andinside there is like a gross
(17:03):
frankenstein looking penis andthere's a piece of paper next to
it.
So she pulls out the piece ofpaper and, as she's reading it,
this thing is called the voodoodildo.
So all you have to say isvoodoo dildo.
The object and the voodoo dildowill go inside of it.
But then you have to say aparticular set of words.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
This is the one that I've heard E it's coming back to
me now.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's a particular one that I've heard it's coming
back to me now that's aparticular phrase to get the
voodoo dildo out of you.
So she kind of like lazilylooks through it, kind of throws
the paper off to the side,loses it and kind of goes about
her day and just does whatever.
Then later that night she'skind of horny.
She decides, okay, let's tryout this voodoo dildo thing.
(17:50):
So she says voodoo dildo pussy.
This thing floats out of thebox and goes right up inside of
her.
She's coming left and right andeventually she's like okay,
I've had my fill, I've alreadycame more than my husband could
ever make me.
She can't remember the phrase.
She starts panicking.
(18:11):
She gets up, she goes in hercar.
She's gonna go to the hospital.
She's zooming down the highwayall of a sudden police car pulls
her over.
Police officer comes up to thewindow.
He's like ma'am, do you knowwhy I pulled you over?
And then she starts explainingthis whole thing about the
voodoo dildo and the cop justlooks at her funny and goes
voodoo dildo, my ass that's bad,it's real bad, damn it.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I should have went before he loser.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I'm joking, I got one , so there's you should.
I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I'm joking about who I am.
I got one.
So there's a papa bear, no,there's big papa bear, big
grizzly, you know, 800, 900pounds.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I like when you call me big papa.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
That's baby.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
When you're at the doctor's office and they're
checking your prostate, but thedoctor's hands are on your
shoulder.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Oh, All right, marky as you were, as you were.
So there's, you know big popbear, this big like 800-pound
grizzly, and there's baby bear.
You know this newborn.
And you know, normally a lot ofbig male grizzlies will be solo
, but not this one.
He lives with family and themother bear is downstairs
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cooking porridge, as bears do,as bears do.
So Papa Bear is reading BabyBear these bedtime stories.
As he's trying to just get himto calm down, he's telling all
these stories, you know, justget him to calm down.
He's telling all these stories.
And the first is about aprincess that had these seven
(19:54):
smaller people that wanted tohelp awaken her from this deep
sleep.
There was another story about ademigod cast from Olympus who
performed great feats.
And there was another one thatactually involved a burglar,
(20:18):
someone who basically did abreak and enter on a home and
tore all their shit around andthrew it around and found some
Actually ate all their food forthe day.
The and ate all their food forthe day.
The burglar ate all their foodfor the day.
There were other stories ofadventures and great battles and
(20:39):
as dinner was ready, papa Beartold Baby Bear to alright, let's
get up, let's get ready to gohave dinner and Baby Bear looked
at Papa Bear and said Papa, canyou tell me the one again about
the fucking whore that burnedher mouth on our fucking
porridge?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Wow, that escalated quickly.
I'm not good at joke telling,so I don't have one.
You know, whenever I'm like, Isee a good joke, so I don't have
one you know whenever I'm likeyou want to know I never can
think of one.
You want to know a good joke.
Zeno, You're looking at him.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh, how would you say that about Murky?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Fuck you Damn.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You, piece of shit.
That's fucked up, man I wasn'teven setting you up, Murky, and
somehow it got bad.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I tried my best.
Okay, I tried my best.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
The other day Murky was.
We were playing Destiny andMurky said something that
sounded really smart tosomething that I asked and I was
like what'd you say again,murky, was that like what I
needed to do?
And he's like no.
And I was like, oh, he's likeno.
And I was like, oh right, whywould I ever fucking trust you?
You're fucking stupid.
He's like yeah, I'm garbage atthis game fucking suck garbage
(21:57):
we were shit on him so hard lastnight and he's like I don't
know why the fuck I play videogames with you guys anymore.
I was like cause, you love usspeaking of, I was like because
you love us Speaking of dumbthings?
Did you see?
The verdict came out on thehush money trial no 34 counts of
(22:18):
guilty.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Damn Imagine that.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Also, I got a Panda Express fortune.
For our listeners, pleasantnews is on the way, don't know?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
what that is.
What are the lucky numbers?
What are the lucky numbers?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, that's the important part.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I feel gypped.
They didn't give me luckynumbers, so I'm dead.
There's no lucky numbers onthis.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
That's fucking shy Three times in my life not
gotten a fortune in a fortunecookie.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, I just remembered two jokes.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Go for it.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Okay, so there's these three kids.
They're playing around andeventually they go out to a
construction site and justoutside of it there's a pile of
bricks.
The kids pick up the bricks andare trying to think of what
they can do with the bricks.
One kid notices that it'sreally muddy where they're at.
So they're like what if we tryto see who can like throw their
(23:21):
brick up the highest and see howfar down in the mud it can go?
So the first kid winds up,throws his in the air, lands
into the mud and it goes maybeabout a foot down.
The other kids like I candefinitely beat that.
He gets very low to the ground,he swings it up in the air, it
comes down.
It's got to go at least two,two and a half feet down into
(23:43):
the ground.
All the other kids are kind ofshocked and amazed.
Third kid's like okay, I'mdefinitely gonna see what I can
do to beat that.
So he winds up, he throws hisup into the air.
So the other joke that I liketo tell uh, there's this woman
on an airplane.
This is one of these twopartners where he threw the
(24:04):
hammer into the fucking airplaneso there's this woman on an
airplane and she's trying to goon vacation to see her parents
and she's bringing along her petbird.
And as the flight attendantcomes along she sees the bird
(24:25):
and she goes oh, you might wantto hide that.
The captain has two rules nosmoking and no pets allowed on
the plane.
So you know she tries to hideher parrot in her jacket.
The captain comes out and he'smeeting everybody.
He likes to be very cordial.
He comes across to the woman,he tries to have a small
conversation with her.
She's trying to brush him offand of course the bird can't
(24:50):
really keep itself together,starts making some noises.
The guy gets, or the captaingets, a little like freaked out.
He's like is that an animalaboard my plane?
And of course the parrot comesout.
The captain gets so flusteredhe grabs the bird, goes over to
the emergency exit and whips itout of the plane.
The woman in anger runs up,grabs his oh, I forgot to
(25:13):
mention, he's smoking a cigargrabs the cigar out of his mouth
, throws it out the plane andshe's like you're not even
supposed to be smoking, that'syour own rule.
And the captain's like oh, fuckyou.
And he goes back up, oh, fuckyou, and he's all angry.
And he goes back up to thecocktail Fuck you and he's all
angry.
And then he hears a loud noise.
And when he looks out thewindow, you know what he sees.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
The hammer.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, he sees the bird waving at him and you know what
he's got in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
A dick.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
A cigar.
The brick from the first joke.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't know where the fuck you got hammer because
I forgot it was a brick and Iwas thinking of the Pornhub
video.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
I knew it was microwave porn.
For a second, I knew it wasmicrowave porn obvious it was
obvious.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
The whole time.
Yeah, it's the microwave pointvideo hammer microwave point.
Yeah, the only reason I thoughtit was a hammer was because I
forgot that.
You said brick almostimmediately and it became a
hammer because I have the tabopen right now on discord.
That was the heaviest object Icould see and Zeno's got his
(26:29):
fucking camera off, so there'snot a second heavier object.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You still playing that same fucking mission I just
finished oh wow, what fuckingmission was it it was uh ghost
of the deep dungeon oh, we didtwo raids yesterday.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
That was impressive, you did yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I got.
What is it?
Divine Cataclysm.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know you had to shard it.
Yeah, the the shotgun.
The one from yeah, that one.
They should just name a boss,that Zeno, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Just a burp.
They should, but they neverwill.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
So, Zeno, how hard is your dick for the next
expansion in Destiny?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
We'll see.
So if you're not bricked up,I'm gonna be honestly surprised.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
The question is what happens after?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's a great question.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
I'm buying a can of chew for raid day.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
A can of chew.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, a lot less ciggy breaks.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Get the fuck out of here, or you can just not smoke
cigs.
Fuck you, that's not gonnahappen.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, fucksino, just go get a bunch of fucking nicotine
patches at that fucking rateI'm going to go buy a bunch of
stuff, right.
Honestly, you'd be better offwith just getting a fucking
nicotine patch, hey Zin sponsorour Destiny raid.
Do it We'll get Woz and we'llfucking put you on our nipple as
a sticker.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
How about this, merky ?
While the raid's going on, youcan't have any nicotine, so I
feel like the withdrawals willmake him learn the puzzles.
He'll become a mastermind, justso he can get his nicotine
fixed Everybody else in thegroup has said they'll do all
the mechanics.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
I'm like, I'll add, clear all day.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I feel like if he had to not smoke or have nicotine
at all during the raid, afterabout 15 or 20 minutes we might
need to find a replacement forhim, because he might be going
through some severe case of theshakes right now.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Break my fucking face .
Speaker 3 (28:42):
You're just going to be like I need a fucking
cigarette.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Dusty's going to be like shut the fuck up, I'm
working here.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Hey, I'm working here .
I'm a Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
So I think the game plan's gonna be is she'll work
from the living room, that'sprobably a good call.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I'm gonna be in here and you're still gonna have to
be kind of quiet.
It's a good thing that he'sdoing the ad clear, because then
he doesn't have to call stuffout.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Assuming that there's not a mechanic.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That requires all of us to fucking do something.
You know, like what is it Like?
Like Kylie or Shiro Chi or thefucking Morgareth fight where
everybody has to grab a ball?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
No, I won't be participating in the raid, but I
mean oh.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Murky.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I could be working.
I'm going to be sitting in atleast listening.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Murky last night had such a huge penis when he got
fucking fate's chosen I waschosen we, we all got into the
art.
And you know the part where youget to.
You get into ribbon, you juststart ready to do the queen's
walk part.
Yeah, well, you know how itchooses somebody to start it.
Murky just just sees this.
(30:07):
It was like I'm going to pickup R B D, like I was explaining
how we do this, and he just goesI'm fucking fate chosen.
And he hits the button and itstarts and I'm like Murky, you
started it.
And he's like I didn't know itwould do that.
And I was like what the fuckdid you think it was going to?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
do?
You guys were like, whose faceshows up?
I was like it's me and I wasgoing dude.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Except he didn't know where to go, so he just stood
there and so we didn't and hedidn't know where to go and he
just stood there and I was likeMergy, you know what's going on
and he goes no.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
And I just went I played the sound effect.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I'm the best.
Needless to we.
Uh, we died, but yeah it was.
It was pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
He got so happy I was the one, he was the one, I felt
like I had a power that no oneelse had.
And it said you have haste.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I feel like that's worse than anything I've ever
done, and I'm the problem.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Okay, Taylor Swift, you can calm down there.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I just did know a mechanic and you guys said a
word and I was like I have that,so I grabbed the thing.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
You touched something in a room that obviously had
nothing else to touch in it.
Nah nah, nah nah man, we're.
I'm out of ideas already.
We're only 30 minutes in.
What are we talking about now?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Hey listeners, 30 minute podcast instead of our
hour hour and 15?
.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We're running out of ideas.
If you have ideas or want to beon the podcast, it's hard
nowadays, hit us up at.
Adhd After Dark.
What do you want us?
To talk about yeah do you wantus to talk about your fucking
grandma's tits, or something?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Do you miss us playing FUDA games for Murky's
enjoyment?
I really wonder if we cancommission.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We need to commission somebody to make a shitty game
for us to play.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Like it doesn't have to be porn, but just a shitty
game.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Radar Sexy Time.
Radar Sexy Time that's whatwe're going to call it.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Radar Sexy Time.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Radar Love you.
That's what we're gonna call it, radar Sexy.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Time.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Radar Love.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
You know that's a good song, It'll just be us
cutting the fuckingwrestling-style promos on the
weather.
Welcome to Millersburg Today,at a high of 70.
Clear skies, brother.
You wanna go out?
You wanna get out?
Go to the park, take the dogs,get the kids out.
This is how we're doing thingstoday.
(32:52):
You want some ice cream?
We got ice cream If you stopoff a second street and or
Jefferson Drive you sound morelike you're announcing for the
PGA Tour.
Ok.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'll take the feedback.
There's not enough energy in it.
I feel like you have I meanit's a news broadcast.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I'm not screaming through the TV.
You gotta yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Monty's angry what's?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Monty angry about.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I'm not in the bedroom laying down so he can
lay on my chest.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
He doesn't have his fuzz bed.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Pretty much.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
He's a spoiled kitty.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
He is a spoiled little guy, but I love him.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I wonder who's hairier.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Are you?
Hairier than me, I'm prettysure he is, probably, I think he
might be hairier than me.
Yeah, he's definitely hairier.
What's your back like Murky, myback's pretty pretty clean.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, okay, so I win.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
But my ass is twice as hairy.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
His ass and his back are both hairy.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I don't think you're winning this one hun.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Have you ever seen Zeno's dick though?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
No, because he won't.
Let us see it I think you'rewinning this one hun.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Have you ever seen Zeno's dick, though?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
No, no because he won't.
Let us see it.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Crazy, thing, I am playing all these games he keeps
calling me a spoiled brat andsays I'm not allowed to see it.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
He says bad and sprays you with the water bottle
, exactly.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you boys.
Lately I've been suffering fromthat adhd thing where video
games just don't seem fun.
I went I'm really trying tofind something that can bring me
back, but like nothing seemsfun and I know it's just because
I got like a lot of shit on myplate and I have the adhd, I
have the teacher burnout, so I'mjust feeling like exhausted but
(34:52):
I want to play a fucking game,but nothing is scratching that
itch.
No matter what game I play.
It's not going to scratch it.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Okay, I'll scratch you Rich oh well, I mean.
I mean, I would ask you, whatkind of things do you want to
play?
But you play so many more gamesthan I do.
That that's that I probablydon't have any good suggestions,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
You want to know the God's honest truth.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, I guess what comes to my mind is like if
something inside and not youknow you're in one environment,
what if you change theenvironment for a little bit?
That's why I'm leaving thatfucking job dude.
Yeah, you guys know I have thelast three or four weeks.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Play.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Vampire.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Survivors.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I don't believe I got that well, I mean, let me check
how much it is.
That's not the right page.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
I mean, it's a great mindless game, just kind of
kills time in all fairness, Icould also play the rip off
version of that on Blucket.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I mean Vampire Survivors is $5 we go fishing
and do water stuff that was theend game where I was going or
Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, that would be my suggestion.
It's a game that you can juststart up and then play it for 30
minutes and then put it away,and it doesn't matter if you're
into the story or not.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Not fair, but I don't know if that's going to tickle
the dopamine.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's got number go big.
That's.
That's the dopamine that I wasgoing for.
Number go big real fast.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I like shit, y'all are getting back into Destiny.
I'm just kind of like and Ifeel bad because I know that's
the game that I play with Matman, because Matman really doesn't
play much else.
I feel like now I'm excludingplaying a game with him.
I know you guys will play othershit, but yeah, no, just
(37:12):
anytime that I look at a gameI'm like, oh, maybe I can have
fun with this I was kicking myseventh graders asses in mario
kart today because I justbrought it in, because I'm like
it's second last day of school.
I'm not doing fucking shit.
I just destroy their asses.
No dopamine.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Do you have no Man's Sky?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You do.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
It says you've played it.
Yeah, it's been a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
It's a completely fucking different game.
You can try that.
I'm just going through my Steamlibrary.
You can always play Portal.
I assume you have at least aPortal game.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I should.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think I have portal one and two you can also play,
you can also play rocksmith,because I know that you have a
guitar I think you have.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Even that hobby doesn't seem fun.
Okay, and chan is actually verydisappointed that the hobby
doesn't seem fun because she'slike wanting me to get back into
that.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You know what?
Play the Hunter Call of theWild.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm surprised Murky doesn't have that fucking game.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
You know what I'm really surprised?
Murky doesn't have even thoughit's like $2, fishing vacation.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
It seems right up his alley hunter, hunter, call of
the wild is literally a gameabout hunting oh no, he's
playing it, he's, you know yes,you know, got me that game.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
It's just when I load in, all of a sudden my computer
is instantly fuckingoverheating have you thought
about?
Turning the graphics down.
I tried to get there and by thetime I got there, everything
was like hey, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Was it this computer or your old computer?
It was this one.
I don't see why they would dothat.
What do you mean it was goinghey, were you getting like
pop-ups, or were the fans justgoing real fast?
Speaker 4 (39:17):
No, like shit was stopping, it was ceasing to work
.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, I mean to be fair that does happen.
A lot Was the game loading.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
And that like, yeah, well, it would load up and I
would get in the menu and I'dlike just start selecting stuff
and I would check the nzxt andit was up around like eight,
like 84, what?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
the gpu yeah well, that is normal, you're normal,
that is operating temperature ofa g.
When I play grounded my, my GPUis at 85.
You don't tell me that Dude myGPU's at 49 right now and it's
encoding video.
(40:05):
I also probably need to switchout my water cooler, because I
think the old NZXT water cooleris finally going out or not
being as efficient.
But yeah, I literally don'tthink you have a problem, murky.
I think it's doing what itshould be doing, because your
(40:28):
graphics card will go up to 85degrees and then throttle.
That's how it works.
Also, I completely forgot,we're doing a podcast right now,
by the way.
Yeah, that's how a podcastshould be.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
You should just be naturally having conversations.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Um, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Naturally conversate these notes.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I do have.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Portal 2.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
So why don't?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
you fucking start that game up after this fucking
podcast, murky, and you know thereason why other things don't
work is because the game isactually using 100 of everything
and you it probably doesn'thave a frame limiter on it, so
you need to turn the framelimiter on and then it would, uh
, be a little bit more lax.
But I think that's your problem.
(41:13):
I think the problem is just youProbably Sounds about right,
you're probably right, you canget that E and then we can all
go hunting.
You can do an ADHD hunting,hunting we can all go sit trees,
stay in and talk throughwalking.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Actually.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Say what E.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I think I have it on Epic epic.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I don't know if it's cross play.
That's a topic for another day.
Uh, how is going to yugiohmaster duel?
Um yeah, that's all my.
That's all my uh suggestions.
What the fuck is this game?
(41:54):
I get like so many random steamgames like I oh no, I don't
have it.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
On epic clicked on one called wander song what the
fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
it looks boring.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Tell frag vr or into you, nerd.
It's most likely on my steamwish list when did I pick up the
Spiral Reignited?
Wait, Wonder Song.
Is that the one with the verybasic looking guy?
He kind of looks like a littlehappy bard and he's singing.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Sure Is he pink.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
No idea what you're talking about.
I think so.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yeah, then I have played that game before, when it
was on Xbox Game Pass.
I mean, it's a cute littlestory game, but if you're not
really into a story, you're notgoing to have fun with it.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I don't even know where I got half of these
fucking games from.
Your mom, no, ayo, she doesn'tknow how to do this shit You're
aware of.
I'm going to fucking beat yourass.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
I mean, probably be more enjoyable than ADHD burnout
.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's fair.
You can always play Raft.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Raft, remember Raft.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
I do remember Raft.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
You should play Detroit Become Human.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's a good game.
I've never finished it, butit's a good game.
That's a good game.
I've never finished it, butit's a good game it's a great
game, but you got to be investedin the story on that one it
broke me.
That's just saying I don't knowhow much I'm willing to invest
brain power could always hateourselves and play among us
again no duck duck goose orgoose goose duck.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Actually, that does remind me Miles would like to
get people together to do agoose goose duck, but strictly
YouTube, not streaming Just likehave fun.
Because, let's be honest, whenyou're streaming shit like that,
you would always get that oneperson who would just find a way
(43:56):
to just ruin people's fun.
Yeah, either via stream sniping.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
I never played these with you guys.
When you guys stopped playing,my fucking broke dick.
Be careful what you say.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
It might actually break like the voodoo dick.
Be careful what you say.
It might actually break likethe voodoo dick.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Voodoo dick in Zeno's ad.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Space, if you're listening.
I'm sorry I'm throwing your assunder the bus.
If you were streaming and Spacewas in your lobby and he was
the imposter and you were not,your ass was dead.
He would immediately seek youout and just kill you on the
spot not cool.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Space not cool.
I don't think space listens tothis, yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I don't think he does .
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I don't think space ever did it intentionally either
, though he did admit to it thathe thought it would be funny
and get a reaction out of thepeople for their stream.
But then he openly apologizedon miles's server after people
stopped playing among us.
He was like reaction out of thepeople for their stream.
But then he openly apologizedon Miles' server after people
stopped playing Among Us.
He was like, looking back at it, yeah, what I did was a dick
(45:01):
move and I'm sorry.
So he did acknowledge it.
I'll give him that.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Alright, what now?
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
I don't know dude, I don't know dude.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I never know what to do.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I don't know what to do with my hands, your camera's
off so you could be naked rightnow for all I know he probably
is you playing, you playing,fucking destiny.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
I was just making sure my purchase went through
for final shape oh, okay oh,okay okay okay, okay what see
(45:51):
your face?
Yeah, mostly just you.
Oh, I thought it was a me.
Thing.
Oh, no, what.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Rob, good enough to see your face.
Yeah, mostly just you.
Oh, I thought it was a meatthing.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
You saw it enough while you were over at his place
.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Guess who's not getting biscuits on Tuesday,
probably me None of us, causewe're doing it at Merky's house
and Leslie's gonna burn thebiscuits again.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3.
Obviously, merky cooks thebread at fucking medium, medium,
low temperature.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Dusty's gonna burn the biscuits again.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Obviously, murky cooks the bread at fucking
medium, medium, low temperatureand it's fucking Shut the fuck
up the biscuits and or likecroissants you know, maybe Murky
and Dusty Should just cooktogether, cause then we can
probably get a fully cooked meal.
Murky, if you Murky, if youcook the loaf of, if you cook
(46:37):
the loaf of bread would it havea crust or would it just be all
white Crust crust?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Just like the crab crust.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
It took me.
I was in the middle of talkingand then I realized that E
fucking did an average joke.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
We should play Lunch Lady.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Oh yeah, I remember Lunch Lady.
I think they stopped makingupdates for that thing.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, but we started playing it when it first came
out.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, like shortly just after it came out.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Coco and Mark.
Did you ever play lunch, lady?
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I was literally just about to see you guys play it a
bunch.
I haven't, I don't have it.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Uh, it's one of those games where there is, like,
this monstrous lunch ladyroaming around a school and
you're trying to find, like, thecheat sheet or the answers for
the test that's coming up, andyou're trying to avoid the lunch
lady.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Is it like an asymmetrical game?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
No, sadly nobody can be the lunch lady.
I think there was originallyplans for somebody to control
the lunch lady, and then I thinkthe dev team just kind of gave
up fell apart.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
I'm getting it now.
Are we doing it?
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I uh, I just sent it to you oh well okay, I guess I'm
installing this alright, shitnow.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I gotta fucking find it lunch lady.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Get this, it's under the L.
Weird can find it.
Get this, it's under the L.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
I don't have it alphabetically.
I have it by recent activity.
What a loser.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
It'd be under the L's if it was by name Five gigs and
I'm in, so I'm going to takeadvantage of this time.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
To do what?
Speaker 4 (48:33):
And do nicotine stuff .
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Jesus Christ, you're going to take advantage of this
time To do what?
And do nicotine stuff, jesus.
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Christ, you're going to smoke a cig.
Oh, it's going to be so bad.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Wait, wait, wait.
How fast is this cig?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
going to be.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Two minutes.
I'm going to say four minutes.
Two minutes 13 seconds.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
It looks like they last updated the game back in
January.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
As soon as you leave that door, the timer starts.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
No, no grab, no start yet.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Nope, hasn't started.
I have the record timer at thebottom.
I'm going to yell out the timewhenever you leave, as soon as
you open the door.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Yeah 3, 2, 1.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
4909.
That's the time he left.
I just imagine him out therejust like ffff, ffff, ffff, ha
ha ha.
He said 2 minutes and 13seconds.
I wish we could comment on this, because all we see is a white
wall, instead of having someenergy to it.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
It's going to be like there's a nice white wall.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
It's just kind of.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I like that wall Looks like he could I just wish
there was a mural going on withthe wall.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
You know he should put a mirror up so he can look
through a portal.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
No, we already went there, and then they summoned a
ghost or something like thatLunch lady's done.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, no, we already went there and then they
summoned a ghost or somethinglike that.
Oh yeah, Lunch lady is done,yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
My lunch lady is also done.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Nice.
I've never played this Nicecock.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
My internet is being very slow today.
Normally at five gigs it wouldhave been done.
I'm at two.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Well, that's okay, because Murky's going to take at
least another two minutes tosmoke the cigarette.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, I'm thinking we're, I'm thinking we got
enough time.
Yeah absolutely, we could play.
After we are done with thepodcast, I'm going to host the
game.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Create a lobby.
Oh, I don't want it to be open.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I just don't like that.
Like that, alright.
Well, murky's already passedone minute and he's coming up on
two.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
He's got his headset on.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
He's got his headset on, so he's tracking the time.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
He's gotta know.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
He's gotta know 5048, so 4909 to 5048, so less than
two minutes.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
So in this past situation where you guys were
saying that murky oughta know,were you guys Alanis Morissette.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I have no idea what sentence you just said.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, I know, you said a lot of words.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
I know you said a lot of words, but my brain didn't
understand it.
Alanis Morissette, you oughtaknow, so I.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
You said a lot of words, but my brain didn't
understand it.
Everything got out.
You ought to know, so Icouldn't hear anything until.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I got back in here, oh, they were shit talking you
the entire time.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, your wall's great.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
We need to put a portal up.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Oh, it's All right so downloading.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Are you still downloading?
How much is your download?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Still downloading.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
That's not an answer to my question.
Okay, goodbye, fuck you.
He just fucking turns hiscamera off and leaves.
I was like how much?
How much?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
time.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
She's for breezing because your feet are fucking
stink-murky.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Clean your fucking feet, why don't you get the
antibacterial socks everybodystop no, no, no, we're having
this conversation right here,right now get your ass back in
the headset.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
You know we thought the cats were gonna kill the
fish, but it turns out it'smurky feet that's gonna kill the
fish.
But it turns out it's murkyfeet that's gonna kill the fish.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
His feet are gonna.
His filter's gonna be workingovertime to get the feet stank
out of his fucking water.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Thank you, monty, monty, monty, you gonna go shake
us some more.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Give us some shaken baby syndrome.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
You remember when murky was upset with me for
killing him and Destiny a bunchthat he shook his headset?
Yes, I do remember that.
He's fucking fucking.
Speaker 4 (52:41):
I thought that was me dying.
I just died a bunch myself.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
No, I thought I was killing you a bunch in PvP.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
How to make your feet not stink.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
He has to wear socks, because it sounded like you got
dragged down the fuckinghallway.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Oh, that didn't look.
I need to find a game.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Well, we've definitely had better episodes
of ADHD After Dark, so I'm goingto end the recording now.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
No, you're fucking not because, Murky's going to
hear this, gonna hear this first.
Oh, all, right, here are somedues, murky.
Wash fucking feet at least oncea day.
Use antibacterial soap, inparticular.
Remove hard skin with a footfile and keep those nasty ass
fucking toenails short and clean, because apparently debris can
get up in there and fucking footfungus as well.
(53:31):
Use foot powder or anantiperspirant, because that can
fucking fix the smell too.
You also want to wearbreathable or natural fabrics on
your feet, because what you'rewearing is making your shit
sweat and it's making it smellnasty.
And let your shoes dry outbefore you wear them again.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Do they make natural cloth boots?
Speaker 3 (53:56):
You know what?
Let's google that Zeno Naturalcloth boots.
You know what they do andthey're specifically designed
for people with stanky feet.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
That sounds like murky.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
That sounds like murky how much are they.
Anywhere between $26 to $200,depending on the brand, not bad
at all.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
You can also get them vegan, organic made out of hemp
.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
whatever you need, I'm sorry whenever you said
vegan for a fucking pair ofshoes.
The first thing I thought waswhy is somebody eating?
Their shoes.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Zeno, I'm in your lobby.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
I'm still downloading because my internet is being
poo-poo garbage.
I'm almost done, though I'mlike 0.3 away.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
So we get to end the podcast now, is that it?
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, goodbye, everybody Wash your fucking feet
.
Speaker 1 (54:56):
Wash your, your ass wash your feet and stroke your
dick.
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